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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fried Onion ()
Date: August 07, 2019 06:04PM

Welcome back everyone! How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: FUCK TMOS ()
Date: October 11, 2019 11:14PM

bump

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: October 15, 2019 04:56PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Matilda's starfish ()
Date: October 15, 2019 06:06PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: October 15, 2019 06:40PM

Sunday Pot Roast prepared meal from Harris Teeter for dinner tonight. Taters, carrots and onions with the beef and should make for a solid drop tomorrow morning. Go Nats!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: October 16, 2019 07:08AM

More obtuse write-ups *sigh*

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: bumptard ()
Date: December 26, 2019 06:37PM

I miss this thread

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: December 26, 2019 08:43PM

What up BiBs? Take good care of your bowels. Jersey Mike’s subs are tasty.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh ()
Date: December 27, 2019 12:40AM





















































































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Date: December 27, 2019 12:41AM










































































































































































































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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 05:00PM

7jh3t Wrote:
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> what a strange thread - performance art I suppose

yes

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 22, 2020 04:50AM

Hello?
5am guy is wondering where everyone went.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Nick Gerz ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:24AM

We’re here 5am guy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO DEad AGAIN Onion ()
Date: April 12, 2020 11:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Its with some solace, that my late brother Spiros
> work and life cause carry on here. I miss him very
> much, but it makes me happy everyone appears to
> communicate and commiserate here.
>
> Our digestive problems are a problem, but still
> all carry on. My bowel issues are probably genetic
> as Spiro, Clarence and I process foods in not very
> good ways.
>
> Matilda

Let me guess, Brown Onion died (again) and will rise on this Easter to blame his brother Clarence.

teeee heee

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ehyyy ()
Date: May 09, 2020 04:46PM

Chipotle

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: archive onion ()
Date: May 19, 2020 04:40PM

RIP BO Wrote:
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> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM
>
> Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and
> along with our younger brother grieve this loss.
> Thank you very much for your kind words about
> Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very
> grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> Matilda

>
> the imposter now holding the Brown Onion account
> is an ass. shame on you - get your own account.


recall this?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: explanatory onion ()
Date: May 19, 2020 04:58PM

archive onion Wrote:
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> RIP BO Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> > Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> > Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM
> >
> > Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother
> and
> > along with our younger brother grieve this
> loss.
> > Thank you very much for your kind words about
> > Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers,
> very
> > grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> > Matilda

> >
> > the imposter now holding the Brown Onion
> account
> > is an ass. shame on you - get your own
> account.
>
>
> recall this?


Do you not understand the concept at work here? Fictional reality, look it up dumbass.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: May 19, 2020 08:38PM

We could all enjoy this forum if everyone would set their browser settings to block images from here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Img Blocking onion likes this ()
Date: May 19, 2020 08:49PM

image blocking onion Wrote:
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> We could all enjoy this forum if everyone would
> set their browser settings to block images from
> here.


by enjoy you mean tell each other pretend stories of having feces babies delivered out our ass by midwives? That kind of enjoy?




tee hee

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion's shit does stin ()
Date: May 19, 2020 08:59PM

Img Blocking onion likes this Wrote:
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> image blocking onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We could all enjoy this forum if everyone would
> > set their browser settings to block images from
> > here.
>
>
> by enjoy you mean tell each other pretend stories
> of having feces babies delivered out our ass by
> midwives? That kind of enjoy?
>
>
>
>
> tee hee


Brown Onion is here because no place else will tolerate is God Awful shit stories. What I don't get is the idea that they are 'okay' but the fecal images are not. They both cross the line most decent people would never get near. There is something very wrong with people who enjoy either.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class of 2006. ()
Date: May 19, 2020 09:11PM

Today Windz, cloudz, me on Fairfax Boulevardz oiled up in bathrobez spinnin' signz for bayz in bayz. come on by tomorrow, no one haz to knowz i service all partz in all weatherz. Got Clorox wipez for clean upz

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Date: May 19, 2020 10:10PM























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion CIass of 2006 ()
Date: May 19, 2020 10:12PM























































































































































































































































































































































































































































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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: bowel bump. ()
Date: July 27, 2020 07:07AM

sliced onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If sodomy is still illegal in Virginia, how
> can
> > anon dick and fellow "anal doctors" get a
> license?
> >
> >
> > Don't listen to him Sliced, but I'd have to say
> > the idea of that meal, that makes what's left
> of
> > my starfish scream.
> >
> > I hope you won't. Now to continue repairs.
>
>
> I got to stay home today and do a couple hours of
> teleworking. I decided to forget about taco bell.
> I just put a whole chicken in the oven so in a few
> hours I will enjoy some roasted chicken and rice,
> maybe some canned green beans on the side. Maybe
> not the most bowel friendly meal in the world but
> much better than a six pack of tacos. Those tacos
> probably would have caused me to use the porta
> potty in the back of my van at work tomorrow.
> Thanks for the advice BO and even anon doc
> although as I said before I got no help from
> doctors regarding my condition years ago.
>
> I found this nice little poem on the web and I
> would like to share it with everyone if thats
> okay.
>
> Author: StinkerThinker
>
>
> Sitting around my ass is so sore,
>
> Because my poop came thru like a barreling wild
> boar.
>
> I do not know what has caused its girth,
>
> Must be comparable to my wife's child birth.
>
> To say it was wide is grossly undersaid,
>
> It had the diameter of a king size bed.
>
> I tried to flush it down but it got stuck,
>
> Around it spun like a fluttering duck.
>
> Half a roll of tp was needed right there,
>
> This half floating log was smelt like burnt hair.
>
> So my tale comes to an end,
>
> Good luck to your butthole
>
> as you make a new friend


bump..

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: rubber balls and liquor ()
Date: November 18, 2020 05:00PM

Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> While many people in the world have bad eating
> habits, no one is worse than Americans, and
> Fairfax itself is a microcosm of the epidemic.
> Before you grab another French fry, or get that
> all meat greasy pizza, ask yourself "What Would
> Bowels Say?" WWBS is a term you should consider.
> It's rude to clog up your colon with artificial
> sweetners and trans fats. The colon has to produce
> more mucous, and your bowels are subjected to
> punishment beyond cruel and unusual.
>
> Only you can stop treating your bowels in a
> barbaric manner. Do you like having to bite on fan
> belts while taking a shit? Imagine for a second a
> pain ten times worse. That is what your bowels are
> going through with that cheeseburger and
> milkshake. Get in touch with both your bowels and
> feelings, because it is scientifically proven such
> changes, can improve your mood, lower blood
> pressure, and decrease your chances for an
> embolism while squatting.


bump.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: LuceyBagg ()
Date: December 17, 2020 03:48PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: onion bumper ()
Date: February 13, 2021 12:13PM

onion bump

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Orown Bnion ()
Date: February 26, 2021 03:39AM

Bump

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want ()
Date: April 18, 2021 05:49AM

Foods Your Bowels Dont Want

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Skillst ()
Date: January 21, 2022 11:08AM

Bring this oldie back.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hfuh ()
Date: April 05, 2023 12:10AM

Oldie but goodie

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 4 eva ()
Date: June 21, 2023 07:22AM

Skillst Wrote:
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> Bring this oldie back.

done.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006. ()
Date: June 21, 2023 07:54AM

bowels in bays

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: June 22, 2023 05:03AM

5am guy says hi!

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