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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: December 30, 2016 11:47AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Expelling what's left of 2016 has left a foul
> stench


And 2017 will continue as such unless you see a GI.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: December 30, 2016 12:18PM

I'm thankful for this group. Wish you all a happy new year!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 30, 2016 01:45PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I'm thankful for this group. Wish you all a happy
> new year!

Im thankful too splatter. I shore do like readin bout all the crazy stuff here.
I gots me another 3 day weekend comin up an i iz gonna roast a 8 pound turkey breast tonite an maybe get drunk on new years eves. A customer gave me some airline bottles of jim beams burboun today. I aint drank no liquor in years so not sure how my bowels will like that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Homo ()
Date: December 30, 2016 03:51PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2016 07:40AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> > I'm thankful for this group. Wish you all a
> happy
> > new year!
>
> Im thankful too splatter. I shore do like readin
> bout all the crazy stuff here.
> I gots me another 3 day weekend comin up an i iz
> gonna roast a 8 pound turkey breast tonite an
> maybe get drunk on new years eves. A customer gave
> me some airline bottles of jim beams burboun
> today. I aint drank no liquor in years so not sure
> how my bowels will like that.

We've got your bowels Splatter, and Red that could make the beer shits a walk in the park.

More later as I drop an elephant sized shit, but its New Years Resolution time.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 31, 2016 08:31AM

I wokes up thiz morning to tha smell of bacon frying, coffee perkin an pancakes cookin. My roomate waz up early an cookin a big breakfast. God help me I jus couldent resist, i ate 4 strips of bacon an three fluffy pancakes wit butter an syrup. No coffee tho cauze I like diet pepsi instead.
My roomate is goin to visit his family down in Fredericksburg overnite so at least I got unlimited access to the groan throne an the way I just ate I may need it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2016 01:33PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I wokes up thiz morning to tha smell of bacon
> frying, coffee perkin an pancakes cookin. My
> roomate waz up early an cookin a big breakfast.
> God help me I jus couldent resist, i ate 4 strips
> of bacon an three fluffy pancakes wit butter an
> syrup. No coffee tho cauze I like diet pepsi
> instead.
> My roomate is goin to visit his family down in
> Fredericksburg overnite so at least I got
> unlimited access to the groan throne an the way I
> just ate I may need it!


The midwives are cleaning up here Red but those aromas might lead to other aromas and a starfish thrown across the house.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Assman Crothers ()
Date: December 31, 2016 02:20PM

Homo Wrote:
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.

Brown Onion I think this explains your bowel woes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2016 02:51PM

Assman Crothers Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > > gasket?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > > That
> > > > will fix it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Entrance only.
>
> Brown Onion I think this explains your bowel woes.

Ah, a superior superstar bowel asshole changing my exit only to entrance only.

You win a brown internet!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 31, 2016 03:47PM

Things is lookin up for me now. A coupla hours ago I had me a fairly normal poop followed by a long hot showwer. On top of that I got invited to a new years party at a townhouse on tha other side of tha parkin lot from my townhouse. A couple nice divorced girls live there an me an my roomate hung out with them last summer. They are alot younger than us tho. My roomate wont be home till Monday so he iz missing out on tha party.
I can go have some drinks an just walk home afterwards so no worry about drivin drunk. Im gonna take me a nap now cauz otherwise I wood have a hard time stayin up till midnight.
Happy new year ta all you brown guys!!!!!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 31, 2016 05:58PM

If they are 18 or older and their bowels don't cause a stench, by all means hit them up. Happy new year to you and all brothers in bowel around the world.

I'll later be drinking vodka, and running over wetbacks as a community service to begin 2017 properly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: December 31, 2016 06:57PM

Happy NYE boys

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 01, 2017 09:32AM

Had a great time last nite. My bowels are in trouble tho. They had a sausage dip and it waz so good I ate a bunch of it. Had melted cream cheese spicy sausage and diced tomato with green chilies in it , damn it waz good on tostidio scoops.

Thank the good lord I aint workin tommorow, I got to recover the next 30 hours or so.

Happi new year day all you brown brother guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 01, 2017 02:17PM

You aren't alone Red Onion. My bowels look like the Death Star or Syria take your pick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 01, 2017 02:44PM

Happy new year BiB's!

Mrs Dive and I are at a oceanfront hotel in Virginia Beach. The rooms are so cheap this time of year that we got two rooms with a connecting door so I can use the bathroom in the extra room without subjecting Mrs Dive to the horrific odor and possible toilet clog. We are going to stay in tonight to watch the redskins game so we are trying to decide on delivery food. Mrs Dive is leaning toward Papa John's which would be like a tsunami wave battering my bowels. I found a deli that delivers so I will probably get a salad and a turkey sandwich from them.
The weather here is great for January, 53 degrees and mostly cloudy, we are going for a walk on the boardwalk before the game starts.

P.S. Brown and Red onion we are going to say a prayer for your bowels tonight!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 01, 2017 09:24PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy new year BiB's!
>
> Mrs Dive and I are at a oceanfront hotel in
> Virginia Beach. The rooms are so cheap this time
> of year that we got two rooms with a connecting
> door so I can use the bathroom in the extra room
> without subjecting Mrs Dive to the horrific odor
> and possible toilet clog. We are going to stay in
> tonight to watch the redskins game so we are
> trying to decide on delivery food. Mrs Dive is
> leaning toward Papa John's which would be like a
> tsunami wave battering my bowels. I found a deli
> that delivers so I will probably get a salad and a
> turkey sandwich from them.
> The weather here is great for January, 53 degrees
> and mostly cloudy, we are going for a walk on the
> boardwalk before the game starts.
>
> P.S. Brown and Red onion we are going to say a
> prayer for your bowels tonight!


Dear Lord blessed be these bowels.

That's a good place to relax as either people of European descent or military. Either way a win and my hope is the extra groan throne comes in handy .

Happy new year, to you your wife and your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 02, 2017 06:17AM

I have made a mistake. I ate doughnuts. This is a problem that's going to hurt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 02, 2017 07:16AM

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I have made a mistake. I ate doughnuts. This is
> a problem that's going to hurt.

Yeah, that iz not a good idea Diced. Those ones with the jelly in the middle are tha worst!
I recovered from the sausage dip and I ate almost nothing yesterday so I iz hungry as heck rite now. I wonders if a scramble egg platter from Mcdonaldz would be okay? I am low on groceries so I got limited options rite now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 02, 2017 08:11AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
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> > I have made a mistake. I ate doughnuts. This
> is
> > a problem that's going to hurt.
>
> Yeah, that iz not a good idea Diced. Those ones
> with the jelly in the middle are tha worst!
> I recovered from the sausage dip and I ate almost
> nothing yesterday so I iz hungry as heck rite now.
> I wonders if a scramble egg platter from Mcdonaldz
> would be okay? I am low on groceries so I got
> limited options rite now.

Can we help out red? Yes I agree with red onion diced, we all come up shortly in the bowel department.

Hoping the wetbacks are cleaning up their families from the streets this morning. Brown pancakes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 02, 2017 08:29AM

Good morning BiB's!
Mrs Dive and I are going to the Virginia Aquarium today. We went there a couple years back and I noticed how effortlessly some of the fish and other creatures vacate their bowels. They seem so calm and relaxed, I was just thinking that our hotel has a indoor,heated pool and maybe I could try it for myself. I guess the employees of the hotel would not be happy about that. Maybe I could try it in the ocean next summer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Entrance only. ()
Date: January 02, 2017 09:04AM

Homo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.

Thank you for re-posting. Hopefully BO will come out this year and stop living the thinly veneered lie he parades around this place

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 02, 2017 02:51PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Good morning BiB's!
> Mrs Dive and I are going to the Virginia Aquarium
> today. We went there a couple years back and I
> noticed how effortlessly some of the fish and
> other creatures vacate their bowels. They seem so
> calm and relaxed, I was just thinking that our
> hotel has a indoor,heated pool and maybe I could
> try it for myself. I guess the employees of the
> hotel would not be happy about that. Maybe I could
> try it in the ocean next summer.


That would bring new meaning to your user name . Fish have it made while our fish are victims of gigantic brown blobs.

They just dump in the water. No toilet paper castor oil midwives anything needed. And no one shits on them for shitting in the water.

If you do that in the pool, other guests will grumble about the third world uncouth El Salvadorean. If you want to not reveal your whiteness leave some Modelo beers and plantains pool side.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 02, 2017 03:25PM

I jus got back from Giant food. I used the rest ov the balance on my gift card. There sure are a whole lot of Asian people at Giant, I wonder why that iz? I like the Safeway in burke center much betters than Giant.
I got me some boil in bag brown rice an Im gonna try it tonite. Herez wishin every one a good bowel work week!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sprickets ()
Date: January 02, 2017 04:04PM

After reading a lot of these I'll never complain about taking a shit again. You all have it shitty.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: January 02, 2017 04:29PM

Sprickets Wrote:
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> After reading a lot of these I'll never complain
> about taking a shit again. You all have it
> shitty.


Fuck these pussies bunch of Hillary and Obama crybabies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: nitup ()
Date: January 02, 2017 06:22PM

Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Sprickets Wrote:
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> > After reading a lot of these I'll never
> complain
> > about taking a shit again. You all have it
> > shitty.
>
>
> Fuck these pussies bunch of Hillary and Obama
> crybabies.

yes, talk more about Obama and Hillary my pet...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: January 02, 2017 08:20PM

Wally you are such a soulless dick. These guys have problems. Let em vent. What's it to you? Are they hurting you man?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: I'll agree with above. ()
Date: January 02, 2017 08:55PM

I SUPPOSE it's okay for these people to post endlessly about their bowels, seeing as they're keeping it in one thread.

Is it true that the orignal 'Borown onion' is in fact Gerry?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Graves Fan ()
Date: January 03, 2017 04:40AM

I'll agree with above. Wrote:
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> I SUPPOSE it's okay for these people to post
> endlessly about their bowels, seeing as they're
> keeping it in one thread.
>
> Is it true that the orignal 'Borown onion' is in
> fact Gerry?


It seems and smells like Gerry

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 03, 2017 05:00AM

5am wishes everyone a happy new year.

5am guy is heading off to the men's room now for a hopefully good experience.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: January 03, 2017 10:08AM

Happy New Year BiBs! I hope the holidays were kind to everyone's digestive system for the most part. As for myself, I'm on a great run of #4#2s for the past several weeks. Wishing this good brown karma for all of the afflicted here in 2017!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2017 11:12AM

Graves Fan Wrote:
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> I'll agree with above. Wrote:
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> > I SUPPOSE it's okay for these people to post
> > endlessly about their bowels, seeing as they're
> > keeping it in one thread.
> >
> > Is it true that the orignal 'Borown onion' is
> in
> > fact Gerry?
>
>
> It seems and smells like Gerry


Fuck Gerry. Biggest pile of shit ever.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2017 11:13AM

How did it go 5 am ?

Deadly those are great shits in the new year.

Its going to be midwife time soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2017 07:31PM

I feel plundered. The doctors office was a complete sodomizing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 03, 2017 07:57PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I feel plundered. The doctors office was a
> complete sodomizing.


So sorry you had to goez through that brownonion.

I feels yer pain man. My ass was leakin today. When I got home from works my underware looked like a brown tie dye.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2017 06:59AM

Oh man red. Were you able to use putty or some other sealant on your starfish? Appreciate your kindness as the doctor used my rectum like I'm a $2 hooker.

Anyhow this morning listening to WTOP, there was a report of an anaconda found in a woman's groan throne in Arlington.

Now that's some scary shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: January 04, 2017 08:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh man red. Were you able to use putty or some
> other sealant on your starfish? Appreciate your
> kindness as the doctor used my rectum like I'm a
> $2 hooker.
>
> Anyhow this morning listening to WTOP, there was a
> report of an anaconda found in a woman's groan
> throne in Arlington.
>
> Now that's some scary shit.


Guess bad TP could be worse as this is frightening.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2017 10:04AM

McDonald's. what was I thinking

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ballsack Jackson ()
Date: January 04, 2017 12:36PM

I'll agree with above. Wrote:
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> I SUPPOSE it's okay for these people to post
> endlessly about their bowels, seeing as they're
> keeping it in one thread.
>
> Is it true that the orignal 'Borown onion' is in
> fact Gerry?

It is true.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Corn Shit ()
Date: January 04, 2017 01:24PM

Gerry has to be BO

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 04, 2017 02:21PM

Taday I ate a fried chicken sanwich from burger king. I shore does hope I can hold off on droppin my load till i gets home. People are starting to talk abouts how I can stink up the restroom at work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 04, 2017 03:59PM

I had a really good bowel movement, actually. I had eaten an entire tuna sub, and passed it 18 hours later, quickly, comfortably and without any urgency or forcing.

It did still smell like a tuna sub though, many too many onions.


All the bad news about bowels, figure I'd share some good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2017 04:02PM

My groan throne feels like some form of religious penance.

I know my "Oh my God" cries only go so far spiritually, but my bowels deserve to be blessed. Later today I'll write the Vatican and ask for a blessing of the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 04, 2017 04:07PM

Saint Bonaventura

The patron of Bowel disorders
Born: 1221 in Tuscany, Italy

Bonaventure suffered from a life threatening sickness effecting the bowels when he was a child. The prayers of Saint Francis of Assisi saved his life. He studied philosophy in France and became a doctor of theology and in 1587 he was ranked as one of the greatest doctors of the church by the Franciscan Pope Sixtus V.


Memorial Day / Feast Day: July 14th


Date of Death: Saint Bonaventura died in A.D. 1274

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2017 09:06AM

BEH Wrote:
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> Saint Bonaventura
>
> The patron of Bowel disorders
> Born: 1221 in Tuscany, Italy
>
> Bonaventure suffered from a life threatening
> sickness effecting the bowels when he was a child.
> The prayers of Saint Francis of Assisi saved his
> life. He studied philosophy in France and became a
> doctor of theology and in 1587 he was ranked as
> one of the greatest doctors of the church by the
> Franciscan Pope Sixtus V.
>
>
> Memorial Day / Feast Day: July 14th
>
>
> Date of Death: Saint Bonaventura died in A.D. 1274

This is wonderful BEH.

Were his bowels the cause of his demise?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 05, 2017 09:24AM

Man o man iz it slow at work taday. I got a chance to clock out fo an hour to go home an drop a load out my azz. Feelin like a new man now. Whish i could feel like this every day.
I have ta pay my car insurance an am gonna be out ov cash till i get payed at midnite tonite. Hopes i get me a tip today.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 05, 2017 10:25AM

There's nothing nothing worse than shitting all over your office chair. There's no amount of cleaning chemicals to make this go away. I need to figure out how to get rid of and replace this chair without it being noticed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: January 05, 2017 10:47AM

Morning BiBs!

I see a few of you are having issues today; hope things get better for you soon!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: January 05, 2017 11:35AM

I'm going back to my doctor today. He seems to care but still no results/changes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 05, 2017 12:53PM

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> I'm going back to my doctor today. He seems to
> care but still no results/changes.

He cares , how quick he can shove his thumb up your ass and still get you out of the office in 15 minutes, and how quick he can cash the check

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 05, 2017 01:07PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> There's nothing nothing worse than shitting all
> over your office chair. There's no amount of
> cleaning chemicals to make this go away. I need to
> figure out how to get rid of and replace this
> chair without it being noticed.


I spent a week in a county jail that had dry cells. There waz one bathroom at the end of tha cell block an they would let us out one at a time to use tha bathroom well i had to go bad an someone was in tha shower. I held it as long az i could but had to shit on tha floor. The smell went all up an down the block of 12 cells. Guys were yelling at me sayin they was gonna kick my azz. Them deputies made me clean up the mess with a mop an that made it smell even worse for a while. I knows just how you feel ,splatter.
Can you get the chair outside where you can wash it with a hoze?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: serial farter ()
Date: January 05, 2017 02:55PM

I fart a lot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2017 03:15PM

Ok I sit here traumatized by what Red Onion and Brown Splatter shared. My heart goes out to you brothers in bowel. Right now my idea is you might want to let everyone leave Splatter. You could exchange chairs with your boss if the same time, and give him something squishy to sit in. Or find the exact chair and replace it.

Today I did recover somewhat after a salt bath, what was left of my salt bath to relieve pressure on the fish post event.

Sadly I'm unable to run over any wetbacks today, as all the Antonio's and Julios are cleaning snow instead of shit for once. I wonder if these banana eating slugs makes more than minimum wage, and help much they send their locust like relatives south of the border.

If you think about it, in the snow they look like turds.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: January 05, 2017 08:15PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Ok I sit here traumatized by what Red Onion and
> Brown Splatter shared. My heart goes out to you
> brothers in bowel. Right now my idea is you might
> want to let everyone leave Splatter. You could
> exchange chairs with your boss if the same time,
> and give him something squishy to sit in. Or find
> the exact chair and replace it.
>
> Today I did recover somewhat after a salt bath,
> what was left of my salt bath to relieve pressure
> on the fish post event.
>
> Sadly I'm unable to run over any wetbacks today,
> as all the Antonio's and Julios are cleaning snow
> instead of shit for once. I wonder if these banana
> eating slugs makes more than minimum wage, and
> help much they send their locust like relatives
> south of the border.
>
> If you think about it, in the snow they look like
> turds.


Racist fat scat fascist.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 06, 2017 06:00AM

I was able to clean the chair. Thank you everyone as I hid it in a storage closet. Quietly I snuck out and got lots of cleaning supplies. It sucks but I have the shiniest chair in the office now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: fantastic ()
Date: January 06, 2017 09:40AM

talking about poop is simply amazing - so glad I found this thread. You people are simply brilliant!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2017 10:03AM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I was able to clean the chair. Thank you everyone
> as I hid it in a storage closet. Quietly I snuck
> out and got lots of cleaning supplies. It sucks
> but I have the shiniest chair in the office now.


Oh that is not only a sign of innovation but resilience.

Going to unload some Mexicans in the groan throne.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 06, 2017 10:28AM

Workin at jiffy lube in cold weather kind of sucks. Every time the roll up doors open it freezes us. This makes my bowels tighten up. I got ta work tommorow an it will be even colder an saturdays is always busy. The company gives us coffee an hot chocalate ta drink but too much of that stuff iz hard on the bowels too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: January 06, 2017 11:55AM

TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a #4#2 weekend!

Stay warm as best you can red onion; supposed to be even colder on Sunday with the wind chill.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2017 03:08PM

I echo deadly as I am concerned about Red Onion 's starfish getting cold.

This could cause a frozen log, or worse case scenario a Challenger like O ring disaster.

Speaking of Florida, I'm not surprised the shooter is a wetback. Probably an illegal who cleaned the airplanes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2017 03:29PM

A shame Santiago didn't get dropped by the cops like what I squeeze through my butt cheeks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 06, 2017 05:35PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I echo deadly as I am concerned about Red Onion 's
> starfish getting cold.
>
> This could cause a frozen log, or worse case
> scenario a Challenger like O ring disaster.
>
> Speaking of Florida, I'm not surprised the shooter
> is a wetback. Probably an illegal who cleaned the
> airplanes.


Man oh man you guys make me laugh. I jus got home from work an took me a hot shower. Not lookin forward ta workin tommorow. I will say that I am proud ta have a job an be livin in this country as a taxpayin citizen. Compared ta how I waz livin when I waz in prison I am livin a life of luxury.
Now time fo 3 cold beerz and some all beef hot dogz on potato rollz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2017 10:39PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I echo deadly as I am concerned about Red Onion
> 's
> > starfish getting cold.
> >
> > This could cause a frozen log, or worse case
> > scenario a Challenger like O ring disaster.
> >
> > Speaking of Florida, I'm not surprised the
> shooter
> > is a wetback. Probably an illegal who cleaned
> the
> > airplanes.
>
>
> Man oh man you guys make me laugh. I jus got home
> from work an took me a hot shower. Not lookin
> forward ta workin tommorow. I will say that I am
> proud ta have a job an be livin in this country as
> a taxpayin citizen. Compared ta how I waz livin
> when I waz in prison I am livin a life of luxury.
> Now time fo 3 cold beerz and some all beef hot
> dogz on potato rollz.


Glad you are ok Red and my hope is your bowels won't quiver and scream over such a selection of food.

That's right unlike Santiago who hasn't earned the right, I hope his bowels implode after eating multiple tacos during today's heinous act.

It's always a dot head or slimeball Central American wetback, shooting white people for a lack of pussy or some other niggardly baloney.

This piece of filth should have been happy to have good bowels, despite voices in his head. I'm fine with a few extra voices if what's left of my butt cooperates.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 07, 2017 07:07AM

The bigotry and foul write ups prove my assessment.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 07, 2017 07:15AM

Man o man it's cold outside!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: teeheeteehee ()
Date: January 07, 2017 09:58AM

tee hee, I have a story. I pooped and it smelled, teee heee. lol. then I had to push ROFL

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2017 12:10PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man o man it's cold outside!


It's colder than the cheap beers the wetbacks are drinking by soccer fields right now.

How are your bowels red?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 07, 2017 12:15PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> The bigotry and foul write ups prove my
> assessment.

Assessment is an interesting word, coming from a guy peering into schphinkters for a living.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: fantasticSir! ()
Date: January 07, 2017 01:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man o man it's cold outside!
>
>
> It's colder than the cheap beers the wetbacks are
> drinking by soccer fields right now.
>
> How are your bowels red?

What a joke! Simply fantastic I say. Bravo!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2017 01:27PM

fantasticSir! Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Man o man it's cold outside!
> >
> >
> > It's colder than the cheap beers the wetbacks
> are
> > drinking by soccer fields right now.
> >
> > How are your bowels red?
>
> What a joke! Simply fantastic I
> say. Bravo!

Dropping basketball and car sized shits through a garden hose are no joke asshat.

Have you ever sat an entire day straining on the groan or crying so loud the neighbors believe a coyote has been caught in a snare trap?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 07, 2017 02:35PM

We are super busy at work taday. I wanted to be home in time to watch the first playoff game but I mights have ta stay late. I think I feels those hot dogs I ate las nite churnin in my gut! I guess lots of folks put their oil changez off till after tha hollidayz cauze they are lining up now! I got 30 dollarz in tips so far.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2017 03:09PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> We are super busy at work taday. I wanted to be
> home in time to watch the first playoff game but I
> mights have ta stay late. I think I feels those
> hot dogs I ate las nite churnin in my gut! I guess
> lots of folks put their oil changez off till after
> tha hollidayz cauze they are lining up now! I got
> 30 dollarz in tips so far.


Glad to hear your customers are generous tipping you Red. You are a hard working man who literally fixes the bowels of their cars.

Speaking of bowels, do you have opportunities to engage customers about their bowels or their food choices.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2017 05:30PM

The Raiders bowel woes continue.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jimmy B ()
Date: January 07, 2017 06:01PM

Been out of town belated Merry Christmas
Attachments:
IMG_1676.JPG

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: January 07, 2017 06:46PM

Now that's a great cartoon

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 07, 2017 09:52PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The bigotry and foul write ups prove my
> > assessment.
>
> Assessment is an interesting word, coming from a
> guy peering into schphinkters for a living.


Better than a lunatic who complains with immaturity and coarse language.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2017 10:52PM

There are a lot of dark people on the Seahawks. Brewing a NFL sized football.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 08, 2017 06:36AM

I just woke up 20 muinits ago, ran to the bathroom an had me a big numba 4.

This could be one of tha better days of my life, that numba 4 waz like a gift from God. Now I has two whole days off and this basement I rent iz nice an warm thanks to a little space heater I got. I haz beer an food in the house so no need to go out in tha cold and playoff games are on later. I am a lucky guy taday!

I wishes the best fo all tha brown brotha guys here too! Thank yall for supportin me so much!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jhonny bravo ()
Date: January 08, 2017 10:05AM

Do you know what I mean?

by, Jhonny Bravo





Been fourteen days since one came out my rear end
A big number 4 would be my best friend
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know, know what I mean?

I just tried to shit yesterday
I just tried but my turd wants to stay
Do you know what I mean?
Lord, do you know what I mean?

I wish this turd would head on out
I don't want anon doc to rip it out
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know, know what I mean?

So I sat on the throne for about an hour
Feels like I'm shitting out a water tower
Do you know what I mean?
Lord, do you know what I mean?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2017 11:52AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I just woke up 20 muinits ago, ran to the bathroom
> an had me a big numba 4.
>
> This could be one of tha better days of my life,
> that numba 4 waz like a gift from God. Now I has
> two whole days off and this basement I rent iz
> nice an warm thanks to a little space heater I
> got. I haz beer an food in the house so no need to
> go out in tha cold and playoff games are on later.
> I am a lucky guy taday!
>
> I wishes the best fo all tha brown brotha guys
> here too! Thank yall for supportin me so much!


Considering it is Sunday perhaps God blessed your bowels! Glad to hear

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2017 11:53AM

Jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Do you know what I mean?
>
> by, Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
>
> Been fourteen days since one came out my rear end
> A big number 4 would be my best friend
> Do you know what I mean?
> Do you know, know what I mean?
>
> I just tried to shit yesterday
> I just tried but my turd wants to stay
> Do you know what I mean?
> Lord, do you know what I mean?
>
> I wish this turd would head on out
> I don't want anon doc to rip it out
> Do you know what I mean?
> Do you know, know what I mean?
>
> So I sat on the throne for about an hour
> Feels like I'm shitting out a water tower
> Do you know what I mean?
> Lord, do you know what I mean?

The talent you have Mr bravo is appreciated!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: January 08, 2017 02:54PM

You twats are still whining. Watching this playoff game you all are pussies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: aristocat ()
Date: January 08, 2017 02:57PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you know what I mean?
> >
> > by, Jhonny Bravo
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Been fourteen days since one came out my rear
> end
> > A big number 4 would be my best friend
> > Do you know what I mean?
> > Do you know, know what I mean?
> >
> > I just tried to shit yesterday
> > I just tried but my turd wants to stay
> > Do you know what I mean?
> > Lord, do you know what I mean?
> >
> > I wish this turd would head on out
> > I don't want anon doc to rip it out
> > Do you know what I mean?
> > Do you know, know what I mean?
> >
> > So I sat on the throne for about an hour
> > Feels like I'm shitting out a water tower
> > Do you know what I mean?
> > Lord, do you know what I mean?
>
> The talent you have Mr bravo is appreciated!

yes very creative you sir are a true bard! Fantastic stuff - genuinely funny. Are you a professional? Amazing really!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2017 04:58PM

Aristocrat he's talented like Beethoven or Tchaikovsky. In some ways he's like Stevie Wonder, who might not be able to see shit but is not a colored artist.

I am curious about your bowels, or why you think a picture of a cat has anything to do with this area.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: UCLtJ ()
Date: January 08, 2017 05:25PM

I believe aristocat is mocking you dummy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2017 05:55PM

UCLtJ Wrote:
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> I believe aristocat is mocking you dummy.


How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2017 07:05PM

I believe the NFL is rubbing it in the face of the bowel trodden. Purposely putting athletes with superior bowels on the grid iron, and then to put salt in the open wound constant non bowel friendly food commercials.

Goodells bowels and everyone down in the NFL is ripping the bowel trodden apart and they get two brown thumbs down for these playoffs.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: starfish patrol ()
Date: January 08, 2017 08:20PM

I work in the janitorial industry. I see some bad stuff that comes out of asses. Some of it is really bad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2017 04:43AM

starfish patrol Wrote:
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> I work in the janitorial industry. I see some bad
> stuff that comes out of asses. Some of it is
> really bad.


Please share here as inquiring minds want to confirm of this problem affecting millions.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: January 09, 2017 07:30AM

Off to Georgetown Hospital hoping for good results today as my problems have become far worse.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2017 09:03AM

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Off to Georgetown Hospital hoping for good results
> today as my problems have become far worse.


If meeting an anal doctor, expect a fist or the very least sausage fingers jammed up there. I hope you don't whistle while you walk.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Time on toilet = 2-4 min/day ()
Date: January 09, 2017 09:14AM

Bowels for me:

Time on toilet = 2-4 min/day
Time thinking of/talking about(rare) evacuation 0.5-2 min/day

Total time with bowels = 2.5-6 min/day

Try eating less, eating better and getting exercise friends...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2017 09:43AM

Time on toilet = 2-4 min/day Wrote:
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> Bowels for me:
>
> Time on toilet = 2-4 min/day
> Time thinking of/talking about(rare) evacuation
> 0.5-2 min/day
>
> Total time with bowels = 2.5-6 min/day
>
> Try eating less, eating better and getting
> exercise friends...


It's so wonderful to hear about your superior bowels. You've made everyone here impressed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: January 09, 2017 10:16AM

I get halfway to the doctor and his office cancels it due to him responding to a medical emergency? I fail to see how this could get in his way and am very upset .

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 09, 2017 10:18AM

I've got rags shoved up my rear as I don't want to make a mess.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: January 09, 2017 10:34AM

I think my doctor might have figured it out. A blood test shows sugars/unrefined additives could be behind my painful bathroom trips. I have a new prescription and diet plan. It's too early to say but I think this is going to work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2017 02:38PM

These doctors are full of shit. They want to sodomize and charge.

Cut and dry their digits up your rectum and money in their off shore accounts. "Dirty money" has different meanings in the Caymans.

Mr Splatter, how's your rag attempt working? It might work better with a head attached.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-ku ()
Date: January 09, 2017 04:25PM

New year has arrived
Resolutions plentiful
End of anal woes?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2017 07:15PM

Bowel-ku Wrote:
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> New year has arrived
> Resolutions plentiful
> End of anal woes?


Tonight I present Donald Rump straight from my starfish. Its going to be a bad night, especially the squirrel on his heads claws ripping my intestines.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2017 07:46PM

I am one with my bowels. My bowels are one with me.

That blind slant eyed fucker has his way with his bowels and I drop elephant sized dung.

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