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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 13, 2016 01:47PM
morningcoffeeruinedbythisthread Wrote:
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> Reading news, drinking morning coffee and I come
> across this thread - nasty. Is brown Onion code
> for feces? Do you people really do these
> disgusting things. So vile really.
>
>
Ah a photograph from Star Wars. Even Master Yoda can't save my starfish.
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> Reading news, drinking morning coffee and I come
> across this thread - nasty. Is brown Onion code
> for feces? Do you people really do these
> disgusting things. So vile really.
>
>
Ah a photograph from Star Wars. Even Master Yoda can't save my starfish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: November 13, 2016 04:13PM
What a mess I made at a winery today. I don't think I'll ever be allowed back.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nicey
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Date: November 13, 2016 05:44PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 13, 2016 06:22PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> What a mess I made at a winery today. I don't
> think I'll ever be allowed back.
This brings back a lot of memories splatter, but don't worry, as there are plenty of more wineries left to plunder. Although I generally don't like to stink up places where white people are, rest assured it'll be an illegal wetback cleaning up your shit.
Years ago I was at a winery in Loudon County with my late wife Ethel, and it was a lovely afternoon. Wine, cheeses, and views of splendor.
All of a sudden I felt rumbling from my colon.
I ran to the bathroom among the red grapes, and literally dropped a submarine. My screaming and cries of woe, scared the proprietor and customers.
Ethel helped call out my midwives, and being carried out, all of the people's horror was evident.
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> What a mess I made at a winery today. I don't
> think I'll ever be allowed back.
This brings back a lot of memories splatter, but don't worry, as there are plenty of more wineries left to plunder. Although I generally don't like to stink up places where white people are, rest assured it'll be an illegal wetback cleaning up your shit.
Years ago I was at a winery in Loudon County with my late wife Ethel, and it was a lovely afternoon. Wine, cheeses, and views of splendor.
All of a sudden I felt rumbling from my colon.
I ran to the bathroom among the red grapes, and literally dropped a submarine. My screaming and cries of woe, scared the proprietor and customers.
Ethel helped call out my midwives, and being carried out, all of the people's horror was evident.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
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Date: November 14, 2016 05:11AM
Hi all 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy goes back to work tonight after a few nights off. 5am guy had to drop a load in a outhouse last night at 5am guys cousins hunting cabin. The moon was big and bright and 5am guy could hear hounds howling in the distance. 5am guy thought "Are those hounds or is there another IBS sufferer at another outhouse in the distance?" I guess 5am guy will never know for sure.
5am guy has developed a relationship with a girl from Craig county, a real country girl. 5am guy is not sure if this is a good or bad thing. 5am guy sends best wishes to the brothers here.
5am guy has developed a relationship with a girl from Craig county, a real country girl. 5am guy is not sure if this is a good or bad thing. 5am guy sends best wishes to the brothers here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 14, 2016 06:39AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy goes back
> to work tonight after a few nights off. 5am guy
> had to drop a load in a outhouse last night at 5am
> guys cousins hunting cabin. The moon was big and
> bright and 5am guy could hear hounds howling in
> the distance. 5am guy thought "Are those hounds or
> is there another IBS sufferer at another outhouse
> in the distance?" I guess 5am guy will never know
> for sure.
> 5am guy has developed a relationship with a girl
> from Craig county, a real country girl. 5am guy is
> not sure if this is a good or bad thing. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to the brothers here.
Oh man an outhouse? Do you have any photographs, as I'm interested in seeing what the grone throne looks like. Maybe it has room for a Bristol Stool Guide on the wall.
Despite the screams of agony, congratulations on the new girlfriend.
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> Hi all 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy goes back
> to work tonight after a few nights off. 5am guy
> had to drop a load in a outhouse last night at 5am
> guys cousins hunting cabin. The moon was big and
> bright and 5am guy could hear hounds howling in
> the distance. 5am guy thought "Are those hounds or
> is there another IBS sufferer at another outhouse
> in the distance?" I guess 5am guy will never know
> for sure.
> 5am guy has developed a relationship with a girl
> from Craig county, a real country girl. 5am guy is
> not sure if this is a good or bad thing. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to the brothers here.
Oh man an outhouse? Do you have any photographs, as I'm interested in seeing what the grone throne looks like. Maybe it has room for a Bristol Stool Guide on the wall.
Despite the screams of agony, congratulations on the new girlfriend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
enjoy your FAP
()
Date: November 14, 2016 08:37AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> Oh man an outhouse? Do you have any photographs,
> as I'm interested in seeing congratulations on
> the new girlfriend.
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>
> Oh man an outhouse? Do you have any photographs,
> as I'm interested in seeing congratulations on
> the new girlfriend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 14, 2016 01:35PM
Went for a nature walk at Huntley Meadows today. Not too many birds to spot with my binoculars, but lots of chocolate faces and third world savages on route 1. In many areas there, it looks like El Salvador meets Haiti.
I unfortunately had the misfortune of discovering a Roy Rogers. I miss him but doubt the staff will miss me. They thought my screams from the groan throne were a crime going down. I was embarrassed by police with clothes pins, but with all the minorities there, it's all in a days work.
My hope is Roys called in a Hazmat team, or gave Pedro $5 an hour cash to get rid of the bad aromas.
I unfortunately had the misfortune of discovering a Roy Rogers. I miss him but doubt the staff will miss me. They thought my screams from the groan throne were a crime going down. I was embarrassed by police with clothes pins, but with all the minorities there, it's all in a days work.
My hope is Roys called in a Hazmat team, or gave Pedro $5 an hour cash to get rid of the bad aromas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 14, 2016 07:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Went for a nature walk at Huntley Meadows today.
> Not too many birds to spot with my binoculars, but
> lots of chocolate faces and third world savages on
> route 1. In many areas there, it looks like El
> Salvador meets Haiti.
>
> I unfortunately had the misfortune of discovering
> a Roy Rogers. I miss him but doubt the staff will
> miss me. They thought my screams from the groan
> throne were a crime going down. I was embarrassed
> by police with clothes pins, but with all the
> minorities there, it's all in a days work.
>
> My hope is Roys called in a Hazmat team, or gave
> Pedro $5 an hour cash to get rid of the bad
> aromas.
Bigoted scat lover.
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> Went for a nature walk at Huntley Meadows today.
> Not too many birds to spot with my binoculars, but
> lots of chocolate faces and third world savages on
> route 1. In many areas there, it looks like El
> Salvador meets Haiti.
>
> I unfortunately had the misfortune of discovering
> a Roy Rogers. I miss him but doubt the staff will
> miss me. They thought my screams from the groan
> throne were a crime going down. I was embarrassed
> by police with clothes pins, but with all the
> minorities there, it's all in a days work.
>
> My hope is Roys called in a Hazmat team, or gave
> Pedro $5 an hour cash to get rid of the bad
> aromas.
Bigoted scat lover.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 14, 2016 07:54PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Went for a nature walk at Huntley Meadows today.
> Not too many birds to spot with my binoculars, but
> lots of chocolate faces and third world savages on
> route 1. In many areas there, it looks like El
> Salvador meets Haiti.
>
> I unfortunately had the misfortune of discovering
> a Roy Rogers. I miss him but doubt the staff will
> miss me. They thought my screams from the groan
> throne were a crime going down. I was embarrassed
> by police with clothes pins, but with all the
> minorities there, it's all in a days work.
>
> My hope is Roys called in a Hazmat team, or gave
> Pedro $5 an hour cash to get rid of the bad
> aromas.
I sure do love Roy's chicken, biscuits and cole slaw. I got to get me some this weekend! I am still eating grilled leg quarters and honey wheat bread for now.
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> Went for a nature walk at Huntley Meadows today.
> Not too many birds to spot with my binoculars, but
> lots of chocolate faces and third world savages on
> route 1. In many areas there, it looks like El
> Salvador meets Haiti.
>
> I unfortunately had the misfortune of discovering
> a Roy Rogers. I miss him but doubt the staff will
> miss me. They thought my screams from the groan
> throne were a crime going down. I was embarrassed
> by police with clothes pins, but with all the
> minorities there, it's all in a days work.
>
> My hope is Roys called in a Hazmat team, or gave
> Pedro $5 an hour cash to get rid of the bad
> aromas.
I sure do love Roy's chicken, biscuits and cole slaw. I got to get me some this weekend! I am still eating grilled leg quarters and honey wheat bread for now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 15, 2016 06:52AM
Red Onion they are good, but o ring busters unfortunately.
Going to meet the Rotary Club today. They've allowed me five minutes of allotted time, to discuss bowel health awareness. I hope this lunch is a success, as I've printed out brochures of Bristol Stool Guides for this crowd. My hope is this can be another avenue for our brown highway, and hopeful my bowels won't betray me for the presentation.
Going to meet the Rotary Club today. They've allowed me five minutes of allotted time, to discuss bowel health awareness. I hope this lunch is a success, as I've printed out brochures of Bristol Stool Guides for this crowd. My hope is this can be another avenue for our brown highway, and hopeful my bowels won't betray me for the presentation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
enjjjoyurselffellowscatties
()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:04AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
disgusting thread
()
Date: November 15, 2016 09:10AM
disgusting thread
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WTFWTF
()
Date: November 15, 2016 12:55PM
What in Heaven's name is going on here?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
stock2812@gmail.com
()
Date: November 15, 2016 02:35PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Up early today and still feelin durn good from
> that gigantic load I dropped yesterday. My roomate
> is up early too and was tryin to get me to goto
> Anitas for breakfast burrittos. I told him no way
> in hell just coffee, toast and grapes for me this
> morning.
First, i enjoy my coffee for breakfast. Second, i eat the toast. I consume is the toast, to fill up my stomach, i can put cinnamon or butter on it, whatever me like. And third, i up by drinking the OJ. By the way, here`s a good Drip Coffee Maker for breakfast http://jonsguide.org/best-drip-coffee-maker/
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> Up early today and still feelin durn good from
> that gigantic load I dropped yesterday. My roomate
> is up early too and was tryin to get me to goto
> Anitas for breakfast burrittos. I told him no way
> in hell just coffee, toast and grapes for me this
> morning.
First, i enjoy my coffee for breakfast. Second, i eat the toast. I consume is the toast, to fill up my stomach, i can put cinnamon or butter on it, whatever me like. And third, i up by drinking the OJ. By the way, here`s a good Drip Coffee Maker for breakfast http://jonsguide.org/best-drip-coffee-maker/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 15, 2016 06:09PM
stock2812@gmail.com Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Up early today and still feelin durn good from
> > that gigantic load I dropped yesterday. My
> roomate
> > is up early too and was tryin to get me to goto
> > Anitas for breakfast burrittos. I told him no
> way
> > in hell just coffee, toast and grapes for me
> this
> > morning.
> First, i enjoy my coffee for breakfast. Second, i
> eat the toast. I consume is the toast, to fill up
> my stomach, i can put cinnamon or butter on it,
> whatever me like. And third, i up by drinking the
> OJ. By the way, here`s a good Drip Coffee Maker
> for breakfast
> http://jonsguide.org/best-drip-coffee-maker/
Will peruse that as I wail in pain on the groan throne.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Up early today and still feelin durn good from
> > that gigantic load I dropped yesterday. My
> roomate
> > is up early too and was tryin to get me to goto
> > Anitas for breakfast burrittos. I told him no
> way
> > in hell just coffee, toast and grapes for me
> this
> > morning.
> First, i enjoy my coffee for breakfast. Second, i
> eat the toast. I consume is the toast, to fill up
> my stomach, i can put cinnamon or butter on it,
> whatever me like. And third, i up by drinking the
> OJ. By the way, here`s a good Drip Coffee Maker
> for breakfast
> http://jonsguide.org/best-drip-coffee-maker/
Will peruse that as I wail in pain on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rooting for the Browns
()
Date: November 15, 2016 08:30PM
Go Browns!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
superfinestuff
()
Date: November 15, 2016 09:18PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
omg so gross
()
Date: November 16, 2016 07:00AM
omg so gross - you people are vile.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 16, 2016 09:14AM
As usual superior bowels assholes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: November 16, 2016 09:29AM
Happy Dump Day, BiBs! Hope everyone has a #4#2 today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fingers of Anon Doc
()
Date: November 16, 2016 10:18AM
Wow Ive been away for a few days and things have really taken a turn here. The perverts have really dialed it up bringing their 'A game' Congrats to all you scat freaks Mission Accomplished
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 16, 2016 11:11AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Happy Dump Day, BiBs! Hope everyone has a #4#2
> today!
I doubt that'll happen but hope you succeed.
Later on I'll write about the Rotary Club meeting. It didn't go as planned. How your fingers "doctor "?
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> Happy Dump Day, BiBs! Hope everyone has a #4#2
> today!
I doubt that'll happen but hope you succeed.
Later on I'll write about the Rotary Club meeting. It didn't go as planned. How your fingers "doctor "?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 16, 2016 11:26AM
Well I am broke just about out of cash till friday. So i am eating peanut butter sandwiches and ramen noodles till i get payed on friday. My bowels are going to be in bad shape. I sure do hope I get a tip at work today, last week i got 35 dollars in tips. The good thing is all my november bills are paid and i got plenty of gas inmy car. When i get paid im gonna save half my pay and still have enough money for a decent thanksgiving. My bowels are going to take a hit with all this peanut butter im eating.
I hope you bowel brothers are doing well.
I hope you bowel brothers are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
yummyumm
()
Date: November 16, 2016 01:11PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 16, 2016 04:25PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well I am broke just about out of cash till
> friday. So i am eating peanut butter sandwiches
> and ramen noodles till i get payed on friday. My
> bowels are going to be in bad shape. I sure do
> hope I get a tip at work today, last week i got 35
> dollars in tips. The good thing is all my november
> bills are paid and i got plenty of gas inmy car.
> When i get paid im gonna save half my pay and
> still have enough money for a decent thanksgiving.
> My bowels are going to take a hit with all this
> peanut butter im eating.
> I hope you bowel brothers are doing well.
Is there a way we can help you red Onion? Perhaps start a brown fund, as I'm concerned about your bowels. Peanut butter will lead to Lincoln logs.
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> Well I am broke just about out of cash till
> friday. So i am eating peanut butter sandwiches
> and ramen noodles till i get payed on friday. My
> bowels are going to be in bad shape. I sure do
> hope I get a tip at work today, last week i got 35
> dollars in tips. The good thing is all my november
> bills are paid and i got plenty of gas inmy car.
> When i get paid im gonna save half my pay and
> still have enough money for a decent thanksgiving.
> My bowels are going to take a hit with all this
> peanut butter im eating.
> I hope you bowel brothers are doing well.
Is there a way we can help you red Onion? Perhaps start a brown fund, as I'm concerned about your bowels. Peanut butter will lead to Lincoln logs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 16, 2016 04:29PM
The Rotary Club Luncheon was a mixed bag. I do believe the bags for each diner that contained facts about your colon and wallet sized cards of Bristol Stool Guides were well received.
My five minute speech was interrupted by the gentleman with the gavel. He insisted I use the word digestive system instead of bowels, as people ate their lunches.
My guess is he's in cahoots with anon dick.
My five minute speech was interrupted by the gentleman with the gavel. He insisted I use the word digestive system instead of bowels, as people ate their lunches.
My guess is he's in cahoots with anon dick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 16, 2016 04:46PM
Couldn't go into work today. Just can't stop the diarrhea. My best guess is it's stress related but I've spent most of the day on the crapper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: November 16, 2016 05:55PM
Those who said doctors in this field were assholes is correct. I'm disappointed by my visit but cancer free.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Your Name:
()
Date: November 16, 2016 06:22PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sping onion
()
Date: November 16, 2016 07:59PM
Some kids I know are posting here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 17, 2016 09:21AM
Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Those who said doctors in this field were assholes
> is correct. I'm disappointed by my visit but
> cancer free.
Congrats on this diagnosis. Sorry a condescending rude asshole had to sodomize you with a white coat on, but what was their recommendation?
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> Those who said doctors in this field were assholes
> is correct. I'm disappointed by my visit but
> cancer free.
Congrats on this diagnosis. Sorry a condescending rude asshole had to sodomize you with a white coat on, but what was their recommendation?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 17, 2016 09:57AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well I am broke just about out of cash till
> > friday. So i am eating peanut butter sandwiches
> > and ramen noodles till i get payed on friday.
> My
> > bowels are going to be in bad shape. I sure do
> > hope I get a tip at work today, last week i got
> 35
> > dollars in tips. The good thing is all my
> november
> > bills are paid and i got plenty of gas inmy
> car.
> > When i get paid im gonna save half my pay and
> > still have enough money for a decent
> thanksgiving.
> > My bowels are going to take a hit with all this
> > peanut butter im eating.
> > I hope you bowel brothers are doing well.
>
> Is there a way we can help you red Onion? Perhaps
> start a brown fund, as I'm concerned about your
> bowels. Peanut butter will lead to Lincoln logs.
Im okay mr brown. I did end up getting a 7 dollar tip from a old lady in a audi yesterday so I picked up a salad from wendys on the way home last night and my bowels are very thankfull. I do haves a mastercard with a 1000 dollar credit limit if I get in a jam but i save that for emergency if my old car breaks down or somthin. I have a good check commin my way to get direct deposited tonite cause I worked overtime and got my raise this pay period. Looks like I am going to get me some beer and burgers to enjoy on my day off on sunday as they are giving us a safeway gift card for thanksgiving tomorrow as well. Good time and good bowelz are in my future!
I waz sorry to hear that you meeting did not go as planned some folks get all weirded out when discussn bowels but you are a good citizen tryn to help others.
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well I am broke just about out of cash till
> > friday. So i am eating peanut butter sandwiches
> > and ramen noodles till i get payed on friday.
> My
> > bowels are going to be in bad shape. I sure do
> > hope I get a tip at work today, last week i got
> 35
> > dollars in tips. The good thing is all my
> november
> > bills are paid and i got plenty of gas inmy
> car.
> > When i get paid im gonna save half my pay and
> > still have enough money for a decent
> thanksgiving.
> > My bowels are going to take a hit with all this
> > peanut butter im eating.
> > I hope you bowel brothers are doing well.
>
> Is there a way we can help you red Onion? Perhaps
> start a brown fund, as I'm concerned about your
> bowels. Peanut butter will lead to Lincoln logs.
Im okay mr brown. I did end up getting a 7 dollar tip from a old lady in a audi yesterday so I picked up a salad from wendys on the way home last night and my bowels are very thankfull. I do haves a mastercard with a 1000 dollar credit limit if I get in a jam but i save that for emergency if my old car breaks down or somthin. I have a good check commin my way to get direct deposited tonite cause I worked overtime and got my raise this pay period. Looks like I am going to get me some beer and burgers to enjoy on my day off on sunday as they are giving us a safeway gift card for thanksgiving tomorrow as well. Good time and good bowelz are in my future!
I waz sorry to hear that you meeting did not go as planned some folks get all weirded out when discussn bowels but you are a good citizen tryn to help others.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
propagate this vile thread?
()
Date: November 17, 2016 03:16PM
why do you people propagate this vile thread?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 17, 2016 03:20PM
Burger Kings are the problem. They are located on almost every street corner thus impossible to avoid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel-ku
()
Date: November 17, 2016 04:45PM
Colonic spasms
Intestines shudder and quake
Fetid flatulence
Intestines shudder and quake
Fetid flatulence
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 17, 2016 06:08PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Burger Kings are the problem. They are located on
> almost every street corner thus impossible to
> avoid.
McDonald's and others are purposefully putting these everywhere for that reason.
They know everyone's bowels override their brains.
They are culpable for bowel woes across the globe.
Brown arches.
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> Burger Kings are the problem. They are located on
> almost every street corner thus impossible to
> avoid.
McDonald's and others are purposefully putting these everywhere for that reason.
They know everyone's bowels override their brains.
They are culpable for bowel woes across the globe.
Brown arches.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 17, 2016 07:47PM
My fish has a wish as it burns through a log
My intestines feel stuffed like a frog
The aromas are terrible, there's some kind of smell
My house has the scent of what could be hell.
I wish my butt wouldn't be hurting, it's so very sore
Now I feel like a two dollar where
It hurts like I'm punished, it's not very fair
At least Charmin is given to a bear
My screams go unanswered, my rectum is hurt
What comes out is solid dirt
A night on the throat is in store
All I'll be left is the feeling of sore.
My intestines feel stuffed like a frog
The aromas are terrible, there's some kind of smell
My house has the scent of what could be hell.
I wish my butt wouldn't be hurting, it's so very sore
Now I feel like a two dollar where
It hurts like I'm punished, it's not very fair
At least Charmin is given to a bear
My screams go unanswered, my rectum is hurt
What comes out is solid dirt
A night on the throat is in store
All I'll be left is the feeling of sore.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 17, 2016 08:27PM
God help me I just dropped the mother lode! I have been hoping for this day for some time. It was a huge number three. Thank you God!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 18, 2016 07:13PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> God help me I just dropped the mother lode! I have
> been hoping for this day for some time. It was a
> huge number three. Thank you God!
Glad to hear red. Got extra midwives and an epidural set on the way here.
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> God help me I just dropped the mother lode! I have
> been hoping for this day for some time. It was a
> huge number three. Thank you God!
Glad to hear red. Got extra midwives and an epidural set on the way here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
SOOGOOD
()
Date: November 18, 2016 07:18PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Chocolate freaks
()
Date: November 18, 2016 10:24PM
BO/peekza and the rest of you Mike Omeara scat loving freaks should just go find another forum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 19, 2016 06:41AM
My mom says I cant visit here anymore. She was behind me and saw some of the poop pictures the trolls have been posting here and told me she will block this forum on our home network and she better not catch me on it anywhere else. I really wanted to be a bib. Good luck to all you bib's and thanks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 19, 2016 08:30AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> My mom says I cant visit here anymore. She was
> behind me and saw some of the poop pictures the
> trolls have been posting here and told me she will
> block this forum on our home network and she
> better not catch me on it anywhere else. I really
> wanted to be a bib. Good luck to all you bib's and
> thanks.
Blame those with superior bowels
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> My mom says I cant visit here anymore. She was
> behind me and saw some of the poop pictures the
> trolls have been posting here and told me she will
> block this forum on our home network and she
> better not catch me on it anywhere else. I really
> wanted to be a bib. Good luck to all you bib's and
> thanks.
Blame those with superior bowels
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 19, 2016 08:50AM
Working today and am getting 8 hours of overtime pay again this week. Tomorrow is my day off and I am going to stay home and watch football while cooking a whole turkey and drinking walmart brand beer, my roomate gots a turkey real cheap and so did I so we are cooking one tomorrow and another on thursday. I think the turkey itself is easy on the bowels but the stuffing is another matter. My bowels made outs okay after all that peanut butter now we will seez how they hold up to turkey stuffing an gravy!
Happy brown trails me friends!
Happy brown trails me friends!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 19, 2016 03:25PM
I'm glad my butt is not out in this wind.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Poop Patrol
()
Date: November 19, 2016 04:41PM
Just a bad afternoon. Still have odd shape daggers
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
notforlongy
()
Date: November 19, 2016 04:44PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> My mom says I cant visit here anymore. She was
> behind me and saw some of the poop pictures the
> trolls have been posting here and told me she will
> block this forum on our home network and she
> better not catch me on it anywhere else. I really
> wanted to be a bib. Good luck to all you bib's and
> thanks.
Glad to hear a young person is being kept from this sewer. Good parents, they are involved, care and most importantly have computers out in the open where they can see what is on the screen.
The rest of you here disgust me.
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> My mom says I cant visit here anymore. She was
> behind me and saw some of the poop pictures the
> trolls have been posting here and told me she will
> block this forum on our home network and she
> better not catch me on it anywhere else. I really
> wanted to be a bib. Good luck to all you bib's and
> thanks.
Glad to hear a young person is being kept from this sewer. Good parents, they are involved, care and most importantly have computers out in the open where they can see what is on the screen.
The rest of you here disgust me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 19, 2016 06:39PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I'm glad my butt is not out in this wind.
All of us are sighing a brown scent of relief.
Red Onion, turkey should be good for your bowels, but with stuffing, perhaps you should call the Butterball hotline while on the groan throne. I'm sure whatever undocumented alien working the hotline, might be able to render assistance.
Poop our bowels betray us and you aren't alone with stalagmites.
As for the last poster, who wouldn't surprise me is Gerrymander. All people regardless of age should learn about their bowels. Being young keeps you from needing a rectal mirror to check on your starfish, but it's imperative for Americans and savages alike to be bowel aware.
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> I'm glad my butt is not out in this wind.
All of us are sighing a brown scent of relief.
Red Onion, turkey should be good for your bowels, but with stuffing, perhaps you should call the Butterball hotline while on the groan throne. I'm sure whatever undocumented alien working the hotline, might be able to render assistance.
Poop our bowels betray us and you aren't alone with stalagmites.
As for the last poster, who wouldn't surprise me is Gerrymander. All people regardless of age should learn about their bowels. Being young keeps you from needing a rectal mirror to check on your starfish, but it's imperative for Americans and savages alike to be bowel aware.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
digestive balance in the news
()
Date: November 19, 2016 09:35PM
Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got all kinds of multiple programs about cooking food ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food, canning food but NOTHING about digesting food.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 06:29AM
digestive balance in the news Wrote:
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> Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got all
> kinds of multiple programs about cooking food
> ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food,
> canning food but NOTHING about digesting food.
You are correct, and it's an outrage. A national disservice and I hope President Trumps first action, is an executive order to add bowel related programming to PBS.
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> Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got all
> kinds of multiple programs about cooking food
> ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food,
> canning food but NOTHING about digesting food.
You are correct, and it's an outrage. A national disservice and I hope President Trumps first action, is an executive order to add bowel related programming to PBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:13AM
Shouldn't have eaten Bob Evans.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:44AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Shouldn't have eaten Bob Evans.
You are right diced, Last time i ate at BE I didnt even make it out of the building before I was touching cotton. I did a number on the mens room just like our friend brown splatter is known for. Unlike Brown splatter I had no cleaning supplies on me, it was bad.
My roomate an me were gonna cook on charcoal today but I think its too windy so it looks like cheesburgers on the george forman grill after the 1:00 games are over. I plan ta drink lots of walmart beer early so I can go to bed early and not be hung over at work tommorow. May God bless all you bowel brother buddies.
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> Shouldn't have eaten Bob Evans.
You are right diced, Last time i ate at BE I didnt even make it out of the building before I was touching cotton. I did a number on the mens room just like our friend brown splatter is known for. Unlike Brown splatter I had no cleaning supplies on me, it was bad.
My roomate an me were gonna cook on charcoal today but I think its too windy so it looks like cheesburgers on the george forman grill after the 1:00 games are over. I plan ta drink lots of walmart beer early so I can go to bed early and not be hung over at work tommorow. May God bless all you bowel brother buddies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:52AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> digestive balance in the news Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got
> all
> > kinds of multiple programs about cooking food
> > ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food,
> > canning food but NOTHING about digesting food.
>
>
> You are correct, and it's an outrage. A national
> disservice and I hope President Trumps first
> action, is an executive order to add bowel related
> programming to PBS.
You know brown you should look into going on cable public access you an matilda could host a call-in question and answer forum kind of a brown town hall forum. You could also put it on youtube for those of us who use satilite TV. I bet the folks at Cox could help set it all up.
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> digestive balance in the news Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got
> all
> > kinds of multiple programs about cooking food
> > ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food,
> > canning food but NOTHING about digesting food.
>
>
> You are correct, and it's an outrage. A national
> disservice and I hope President Trumps first
> action, is an executive order to add bowel related
> programming to PBS.
You know brown you should look into going on cable public access you an matilda could host a call-in question and answer forum kind of a brown town hall forum. You could also put it on youtube for those of us who use satilite TV. I bet the folks at Cox could help set it all up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:55AM
Diced just remember it's your bowels not your brain. With that being said what's your starfish looking like?
Red Onion, there's an actual Walmart brand beer? God bless you as well brother in bowel, and it seems Bob Evans has affected all of our bowels.
In my opinion First Watch is more brown friendly, despite the fact they won't let me display a Bristol Stool Guide there.
Bob Evans produces leviathan basketballs.
Red Onion, there's an actual Walmart brand beer? God bless you as well brother in bowel, and it seems Bob Evans has affected all of our bowels.
In my opinion First Watch is more brown friendly, despite the fact they won't let me display a Bristol Stool Guide there.
Bob Evans produces leviathan basketballs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:56AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > digestive balance in the news Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got
> > all
> > > kinds of multiple programs about cooking food
> > > ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food,
> > > canning food but NOTHING about digesting
> food.
> >
> >
> > You are correct, and it's an outrage. A
> national
> > disservice and I hope President Trumps first
> > action, is an executive order to add bowel
> related
> > programming to PBS.
>
>
> You know brown you should look into going on cable
> public access you an matilda could host a call-in
> question and answer forum kind of a brown town
> hall forum. You could also put it on youtube for
> those of us who use satilite TV. I bet the folks
> at Cox could help set it all up.
That's a fantastic idea Red Onion!
Do you have an idea of what the show should be called? I'll have one of my rugrats help me with emailing them correspondence.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > digestive balance in the news Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just look at cable or satellite TV! They got
> > all
> > > kinds of multiple programs about cooking food
> > > ,hunting food, growing food, freezing food,
> > > canning food but NOTHING about digesting
> food.
> >
> >
> > You are correct, and it's an outrage. A
> national
> > disservice and I hope President Trumps first
> > action, is an executive order to add bowel
> related
> > programming to PBS.
>
>
> You know brown you should look into going on cable
> public access you an matilda could host a call-in
> question and answer forum kind of a brown town
> hall forum. You could also put it on youtube for
> those of us who use satilite TV. I bet the folks
> at Cox could help set it all up.
That's a fantastic idea Red Onion!
Do you have an idea of what the show should be called? I'll have one of my rugrats help me with emailing them correspondence.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 20, 2016 09:08AM
Am thinking about a good title
Maybe "THE 33 REPORT"
or "Around the J tube with Brown onion"
maybe "BE KIND TO YOUR BEHIND"
Maybe "THE 33 REPORT"
or "Around the J tube with Brown onion"
maybe "BE KIND TO YOUR BEHIND"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 10:02AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Am thinking about a good title
>
> Maybe "THE 33 REPORT"
>
> or "Around the J tube with Brown onion"
>
> maybe "BE KIND TO YOUR BEHIND"
Those are fantastic Red Onion. Tomorrow after school the rugrats and Matilda are coming over. Great names and definitely will check on this possibility. Also might see if my asshole brother Clarence might be open to this . He's a lawyer so it will require a lot of work as he's a piece of shit.
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> Am thinking about a good title
>
> Maybe "THE 33 REPORT"
>
> or "Around the J tube with Brown onion"
>
> maybe "BE KIND TO YOUR BEHIND"
Those are fantastic Red Onion. Tomorrow after school the rugrats and Matilda are coming over. Great names and definitely will check on this possibility. Also might see if my asshole brother Clarence might be open to this . He's a lawyer so it will require a lot of work as he's a piece of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
when do you guys meet up?
()
Date: November 20, 2016 10:27AM
when do you guys meet up. I have a friend that is into this sort of thing...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 11:04AM
when do you guys meet up? Wrote:
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> when do you guys meet up. I have a friend that is
> into this sort of thing...
Your friend is more than welcome to discuss their bowels here
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> when do you guys meet up. I have a friend that is
> into this sort of thing...
Your friend is more than welcome to discuss their bowels here
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 20, 2016 12:37PM
I'm amazed you all still write up such comments. Even more surprising is you aren't at Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 01:10PM
Have run a few wetbacks off the street with my Buick today. Nothing like the American dream handling some of the border problems here.
Red Onion did come up with a great idea. I called my sister and Matilda is okay with this.
Trying to think of some show names, as my savage neighbors clean the car from the garbage for a few sweaty brown dollars.
"Down with Brown," "Bowel Broadcast ", "Starfish Tales" and "Our Family's Bowels" are being considered. There are sponsor opportunities with witch hazel and disposable wipes companies.
Anyhow I hope those low life's cleaned the smears up decently, as it would be a tragedy to mess up such a nice paint job.
Red Onion did come up with a great idea. I called my sister and Matilda is okay with this.
Trying to think of some show names, as my savage neighbors clean the car from the garbage for a few sweaty brown dollars.
"Down with Brown," "Bowel Broadcast ", "Starfish Tales" and "Our Family's Bowels" are being considered. There are sponsor opportunities with witch hazel and disposable wipes companies.
Anyhow I hope those low life's cleaned the smears up decently, as it would be a tragedy to mess up such a nice paint job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 20, 2016 02:22PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> I'm amazed you all still write up such comments.
> Even more surprising is you aren't at Woodburn.
hey Doc, I'd like to make an appointment for a Sigmoidoscopy ...NOT!
shove it up your own ass
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> I'm amazed you all still write up such comments.
> Even more surprising is you aren't at Woodburn.
hey Doc, I'd like to make an appointment for a Sigmoidoscopy ...NOT!
shove it up your own ass
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 03:40PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm amazed you all still write up such
> comments.
> > Even more surprising is you aren't at Woodburn.
>
>
> hey Doc, I'd like to make an appointment for a
> Sigmoidoscopy ...NOT!
>
> shove it up your own ass
BEH he represents the sodomizing sociopaths who call themselves "doctors "
My guess is anon dick got his credentials through the mail.
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm amazed you all still write up such
> comments.
> > Even more surprising is you aren't at Woodburn.
>
>
> hey Doc, I'd like to make an appointment for a
> Sigmoidoscopy ...NOT!
>
> shove it up your own ass
BEH he represents the sodomizing sociopaths who call themselves "doctors "
My guess is anon dick got his credentials through the mail.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ia it rrue
()
Date: November 20, 2016 04:19PM
Do you do it all here? Both ask and answer the questions? A thread like this should have died months ago. Why do you do such a silly thing? Are you OK? The definition of insanity is: " a person who writes his own question then answers them." I don't get it
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:12PM
ia it rrue Wrote:
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> Do you do it all here? Both ask and answer the
> questions? A thread like this should have died
> months ago. Why do you do such a silly thing?
> Are you OK? The definition of insanity is: " a
> person who writes his own question then answers
> them." I don't get it
There are plenty of regulars here, and sorry to poop on your whiny parade, but feel free to discuss your bowels with us. We don't judge.
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> Do you do it all here? Both ask and answer the
> questions? A thread like this should have died
> months ago. Why do you do such a silly thing?
> Are you OK? The definition of insanity is: " a
> person who writes his own question then answers
> them." I don't get it
There are plenty of regulars here, and sorry to poop on your whiny parade, but feel free to discuss your bowels with us. We don't judge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 20, 2016 08:50PM
ia it rrue Wrote:
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> Do you do it all here? Both ask and answer the
> questions? A thread like this should have died
> months ago. Why do you do such a silly thing?
> Are you OK? The definition of insanity is: " a
> person who writes his own question then answers
> them." I don't get it
Its simple a scat thread for freaks.
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> Do you do it all here? Both ask and answer the
> questions? A thread like this should have died
> months ago. Why do you do such a silly thing?
> Are you OK? The definition of insanity is: " a
> person who writes his own question then answers
> them." I don't get it
Its simple a scat thread for freaks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
D Trump
()
Date: November 20, 2016 09:54PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Have run a few wetbacks off the street with my
> Buick today. Nothing like the American dream
> handling some of the border problems here.
>
> Red Onion did come up with a great idea. I called
> my sister and Matilda is okay with this.
>
> Trying to think of some show names, as my savage
> neighbors clean the car from the garbage for a few
> sweaty brown dollars.
>
> "Down with Brown," "Bowel Broadcast ", "Starfish
> Tales" and "Our Family's Bowels" are being
> considered. There are sponsor opportunities with
> witch hazel and disposable wipes companies.
>
> Anyhow I hope those low life's cleaned the smears
> up decently, as it would be a tragedy to mess up
> such a nice paint job.
You're a racist cunt.
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> Have run a few wetbacks off the street with my
> Buick today. Nothing like the American dream
> handling some of the border problems here.
>
> Red Onion did come up with a great idea. I called
> my sister and Matilda is okay with this.
>
> Trying to think of some show names, as my savage
> neighbors clean the car from the garbage for a few
> sweaty brown dollars.
>
> "Down with Brown," "Bowel Broadcast ", "Starfish
> Tales" and "Our Family's Bowels" are being
> considered. There are sponsor opportunities with
> witch hazel and disposable wipes companies.
>
> Anyhow I hope those low life's cleaned the smears
> up decently, as it would be a tragedy to mess up
> such a nice paint job.
You're a racist cunt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 21, 2016 05:00AM
Hello all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy was just thinking how the Thanksgiving day holiday is probably one of the least bowel friendly days of the year with super bowl Sunday closely in second place.
5am guy's job is a job that must be staffed 365 days a year so 5am guy will be working on Thanksgiving day and black Friday too but 5am guy is getting 3 whole nights off after that.
5am guy will be having Thanksgiving dinner at Denny's again this year but over the weekend 5am guy is going on a date with a girl from Paint Bank and she and 5am guy are likely going to the swinging bridge restaurant.
5am guy was reading about the possibility of this thread turning into a cable access show and 5am guy supports that idea very much and would be willing to donate cash if need be.
5am guy's job is a job that must be staffed 365 days a year so 5am guy will be working on Thanksgiving day and black Friday too but 5am guy is getting 3 whole nights off after that.
5am guy will be having Thanksgiving dinner at Denny's again this year but over the weekend 5am guy is going on a date with a girl from Paint Bank and she and 5am guy are likely going to the swinging bridge restaurant.
5am guy was reading about the possibility of this thread turning into a cable access show and 5am guy supports that idea very much and would be willing to donate cash if need be.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2016 09:24AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hello all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> was just thinking how the Thanksgiving day holiday
> is probably one of the least bowel friendly days
> of the year with super bowl Sunday closely in
> second place.
> 5am guy's job is a job that must be staffed 365
> days a year so 5am guy will be working on
> Thanksgiving day and black Friday too but 5am guy
> is getting 3 whole nights off after that.
> 5am guy will be having Thanksgiving dinner at
> Denny's again this year but over the weekend 5am
> guy is going on a date with a girl from Paint Bank
> and she and 5am guy are likely going to the
> swinging bridge restaurant.
> 5am guy was reading about the possibility of this
> thread turning into a cable access show and 5am
> guy supports that idea very much and would be
> willing to donate cash if need be.
Thank you for your generosity 5 am, although I think Cox will approve it for free. Millions of Americans have bowel issues, many are in Fairfax.
Especially with our mix of cultures and cuisine. An early happy Thanksgiving and to all BIB. Matilda is getting the turkey today. Best of luck on your date.
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> Hello all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> was just thinking how the Thanksgiving day holiday
> is probably one of the least bowel friendly days
> of the year with super bowl Sunday closely in
> second place.
> 5am guy's job is a job that must be staffed 365
> days a year so 5am guy will be working on
> Thanksgiving day and black Friday too but 5am guy
> is getting 3 whole nights off after that.
> 5am guy will be having Thanksgiving dinner at
> Denny's again this year but over the weekend 5am
> guy is going on a date with a girl from Paint Bank
> and she and 5am guy are likely going to the
> swinging bridge restaurant.
> 5am guy was reading about the possibility of this
> thread turning into a cable access show and 5am
> guy supports that idea very much and would be
> willing to donate cash if need be.
Thank you for your generosity 5 am, although I think Cox will approve it for free. Millions of Americans have bowel issues, many are in Fairfax.
Especially with our mix of cultures and cuisine. An early happy Thanksgiving and to all BIB. Matilda is getting the turkey today. Best of luck on your date.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 21, 2016 09:49AM
I escaped a close one this morning. My boss walked in just five minutes in the bathroom after my ass exploded.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: November 21, 2016 10:42AM
Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
;;;;pooo
()
Date: November 21, 2016 12:07PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2016 12:34PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church
> yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
That is. I agree although have you thought of wet towlettes might be good too.
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> Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church
> yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
That is. I agree although have you thought of wet towlettes might be good too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 21, 2016 05:33PM
Scat scat and more scat. Why don't you guys get a room?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2016 07:48PM
My starfish must have fallen off into the groan throne.
That really really hurt.
That really really hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: November 22, 2016 05:59AM
Went on date last night. Went to Sbarro and problem begin. Crapped all over seats woman leaves people in place leave too. I'm going back to Slovakia.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2016 10:33AM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Went on date last night. Went to Sbarro and
> problem begin. Crapped all over seats woman leaves
> people in place leave too. I'm going back to
> Slovakia.
Shit happens Gordo. Obviously bad timing but is it worth going back to a third world country? I'm sure it's a better third world than where wetbacks and coloreds are but still reconsider it please.
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> Went on date last night. Went to Sbarro and
> problem begin. Crapped all over seats woman leaves
> people in place leave too. I'm going back to
> Slovakia.
Shit happens Gordo. Obviously bad timing but is it worth going back to a third world country? I'm sure it's a better third world than where wetbacks and coloreds are but still reconsider it please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2016 11:27AM
I should not have gone to McDonald's. This is going to be a painful day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: November 22, 2016 11:32AM
Fucking BEH scat lover
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2016 12:43PM
Goulash. Nothing but goulash down below
My fish looks like we did to the gooks in Nam.
My fish looks like we did to the gooks in Nam.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 22, 2016 03:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash. Nothing but goulash down below
>
> My fish looks like we did to the gooks in Nam.
Racist asshole
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> Goulash. Nothing but goulash down below
>
> My fish looks like we did to the gooks in Nam.
Racist asshole
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: November 22, 2016 04:32PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hard Wiper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church
> > yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
>
>
> That is. I agree although have you thought of wet
> towlettes might be good too.
Thank you for a good idea. A lot of congregants are older
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hard Wiper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church
> > yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
>
>
> That is. I agree although have you thought of wet
> towlettes might be good too.
Thank you for a good idea. A lot of congregants are older
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2016 06:37PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hard Wiper Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church
> > > yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
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> >
> > That is. I agree although have you thought of
> wet
> > towlettes might be good too.
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> Thank you for a good idea. A lot of congregants
> are older
Are most members of European descent?
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> > > Bought a whole box of Charmin for the church
> > > yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
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> >
> > That is. I agree although have you thought of
> wet
> > towlettes might be good too.
>
>
> Thank you for a good idea. A lot of congregants
> are older
Are most members of European descent?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: November 22, 2016 08:12PM
Tomorrow I just have to work a half day and we have Thursday off. I sure do think there is going to be some widespread bowel issues by black Friday morning.
I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving day this year! I spent a few really sad Thanksgivings when I waz in prison. MY bowels are gonna take a beating in the next few days but It's gonna be worth it.
I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving day this year! I spent a few really sad Thanksgivings when I waz in prison. MY bowels are gonna take a beating in the next few days but It's gonna be worth it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowelcologist
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Date: November 22, 2016 11:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > > Bought a whole box of Charmin for the
> church
> > > > yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
> > >
> > >
> > > That is. I agree although have you thought of
> > wet
> > > towlettes might be good too.
> >
> >
> > Thank you for a good idea. A lot of congregants
> > are older
>
> Are most members of European descent?
Your ibs is what causes your hatred of minorities and your obsession to eat shit out of other men's superior assholes. You need to let go of the past and become one with your feces.
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> > > > Bought a whole box of Charmin for the
> church
> > > > yesterday. It's the Christian thing to do.
> > >
> > >
> > > That is. I agree although have you thought of
> > wet
> > > towlettes might be good too.
> >
> >
> > Thank you for a good idea. A lot of congregants
> > are older
>
> Are most members of European descent?
Your ibs is what causes your hatred of minorities and your obsession to eat shit out of other men's superior assholes. You need to let go of the past and become one with your feces.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 23, 2016 05:03AM
Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy would just like everyone here to know that 5am guy just dropped a huge number 5. 5am guy got a tool from the building janitor to turn up the heat in the bathroom to 82 degrees, this combined with mood lighting and whale song is proving to be a great environment for 5am guy to drop the best loads.
5am guy wishes everyone here a wonderful holiday.
5am guy wishes everyone here a wonderful holiday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:54AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Tomorrow I just have to work a half day and we
> have Thursday off. I sure do think there is going
> to be some widespread bowel issues by black Friday
> morning.
>
> I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving day
> this year! I spent a few really sad Thanksgivings
> when I waz in prison. MY bowels are gonna take a
> beating in the next few days but It's gonna be
> worth it.
You've done very well on your return to society Onion. I'm very proud of you, and hope others feel the same. May your turkey be far more delicious and bowel friendly, than what was served in the pen.
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> Tomorrow I just have to work a half day and we
> have Thursday off. I sure do think there is going
> to be some widespread bowel issues by black Friday
> morning.
>
> I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving day
> this year! I spent a few really sad Thanksgivings
> when I waz in prison. MY bowels are gonna take a
> beating in the next few days but It's gonna be
> worth it.
You've done very well on your return to society Onion. I'm very proud of you, and hope others feel the same. May your turkey be far more delicious and bowel friendly, than what was served in the pen.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:56AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy would just
> like everyone here to know that 5am guy just
> dropped a huge number 5. 5am guy got a tool from
> the building janitor to turn up the heat in the
> bathroom to 82 degrees, this combined with mood
> lighting and whale song is proving to be a great
> environment for 5am guy to drop the best loads.
> 5am guy wishes everyone here a wonderful holiday.
You as well 5 am guy. How's your starfish after that mess?
I might have to try whale music, and turn it up loud so my dothead neighbor won't think a crime is in progress.
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy would just
> like everyone here to know that 5am guy just
> dropped a huge number 5. 5am guy got a tool from
> the building janitor to turn up the heat in the
> bathroom to 82 degrees, this combined with mood
> lighting and whale song is proving to be a great
> environment for 5am guy to drop the best loads.
> 5am guy wishes everyone here a wonderful holiday.
You as well 5 am guy. How's your starfish after that mess?
I might have to try whale music, and turn it up loud so my dothead neighbor won't think a crime is in progress.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: November 23, 2016 09:54AM
Happy Thanksgiving guys!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: November 23, 2016 01:22PM
I'm just happy being off work tomorrow. Messes at home are better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
easeourpain
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Date: November 23, 2016 01:37PM
Fat asses that love their feces. What a great thread. You guys ever think of just ending it all quickly vs. eating yourselves to death with processed junk? We would all be thankful if you did the former
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 23, 2016 03:05PM
Just got home after working and a trip to Giant foodz. Me and my roomate each got a turkey and were supposed to cook one last Sunday but we forgot to defrost one so we iz gonna cook one right now and one tommorrow. I invited a friend fro work to come over tommorow as his wife just left him an ran off with a tow truck driver. We will try to get him drunk on cheap beerz as we thinks that iz the first step in the healing process. My bowels are in for a rough time.
happi thanksgivin bowel bros!
happi thanksgivin bowel bros!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:09PM
Okay folks I tried. Cox doesn't want the "Bowel Brief" on their local public access channel.
It's a setback, as they said I have an attitude problem. The attitude problem was with the iguana eating wetback who denied the request.
My sister and brother are coming over, but I'm sorry to the bowel trodden as I gave 100%. On a at least conciliatory note I was able to run over several illegals while driving home. I guess a bit of red on the silver hood is at least somewhat satisfying.
It's a setback, as they said I have an attitude problem. The attitude problem was with the iguana eating wetback who denied the request.
My sister and brother are coming over, but I'm sorry to the bowel trodden as I gave 100%. On a at least conciliatory note I was able to run over several illegals while driving home. I guess a bit of red on the silver hood is at least somewhat satisfying.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel buster
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Date: November 23, 2016 07:17PM
Hey BO, what does another man's shit taste like?