That was a large one with lots of bleeding.

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> That was a large one with lots of bleeding.

Pics or it didn't happen

Derick Rose Wrote:
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> Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> -----
> > That was a large one with lots of bleeding.
>
> Pics or it didn't happen


That's not needed here. This is about bowels thanks!

Up all night with problem. Got problem in bed. Not going to work today. Have to clean up mess.

Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Up all night with problem. Got problem in bed. Not
> going to work today. Have to clean up mess.


Gordo you aren't alone. Yes our forms of IBS are different, but we are brothers in bowel.

The large dinosaur sized shit I took hurt a lot. Personally I think I'd rather have Meade Skeleton sing in my living room over that.

TGIF BiBs!

Here's to a #4#2 weekend for all!

Deadly combo Wrote:
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> TGIF BiBs!
>
> Here's to a #4#2 weekend for all!


You too as well deadly. Got a sewing kit for the starfish. Hope this works.

I made a mistake of getting French toast, eggs,and hash brown potatoes this morning at IHOP. It was a great meal. Very delicious. But I wonder what this will do to my internal plumbing.

Charles_D Wrote:
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> Hi, Im overweight, never work out and eat mostly
> fatty meat and fast foods. I have a lot of health
> problems - especially with my bowels. Id like to
> feel better but have no intention of doing
> anything that would require self-discipline nor
> anything that would keep me from eating a lot of
> junk food.
>
> Are there medicines I can take or is it just good
> to come here and blame my physiology and joke
> about how miserable I have become as a human?

Hi and welcome Brother in Bowels. Many of us are simply unable to lift a finger to better our own health. Many will mock our brown troubles but you are a welcome guest here among fellow sufferers. Feel free to complain and use immature language and bathroom humor to hide the fact you are merely a sedentary unmotivated and probably slothful person unwilling (or simply not smart enough) to make basic changes to your lifestyle to improve your health.

poopstarfishgroanthronemidwives

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I made a mistake of getting French toast, eggs,and
> hash brown potatoes this morning at IHOP. It was a
> great meal. Very delicious. But I wonder what this
> will do to my internal plumbing.


As humans we sin. Sometimes it's with a slant eyed hooker, or drinking a few too many, and bouncing minority's off our Buick hoods.

I hope your bowels handle this dangerous meal delicately, but I'm afraid a good year blimp will be dropping from your rectum .

Drinking lots of prune juice. Hoping it softens things up.

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Drinking lots of prune juice. Hoping it softens
> things up.


See a GI for proper relief.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Poop Patrol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Drinking lots of prune juice. Hoping it softens
> > things up.
>
>
> See a GI for proper relief.


Yes pay to get sodomized. Anal docs are the catfish of the medical world.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Poop Patrol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Drinking lots of prune juice. Hoping it softens
> > things up.
>
>
> See a GI for proper relief.


Where do we go for relief from the GI?

Anal fistula
Oh why do you torment me?
Horrifying pain

Did you ever wonder if fisting causes fistula?

BEH Wrote:
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> Did you ever wonder if fisting causes fistula?


I get that from anon dick.

Well tonight the midwives brought a turkey baster with lubricant liquids.

Very worried because while I trust them, this seems unorthodox.

Then again what I just saw in my rectal mirror scares me shitless.

What number is this?
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I hate to brag but I has had normal bowel movements for nearly a week tanks to eating nothing but subway subs. I wish all the BiB guys could experience this. I love you guys!

Harris Teeter has a premade dish that they just started selling. It is shredded pork BBQ topped with mac and cheese. No bueno!

A few years ago I spontaneously pooped my pants in a movie theater. The experience was humiliating and the memories of it keep me up at night.

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I made a mistake of getting French toast, eggs,and
> hash brown potatoes this morning at IHOP. It was a
> great meal. Very delicious. But I wonder what this
> will do to my internal plumbing.

dont worry Im sure this was not mistake. Im guessing half your meals are of this variety the other half coming out of paper bag or cardboard box from fast food. You will die a slow and unpleasant death as you go from Dr. to Dr. starting in your late 40's and ending, not so mercifully in your late 60's early 70's.

Dont stop now. Eat up yum yum. Make a bit of performance art out of your suffering so B0 can joke about it here.

We were really busy at Jiffy lube today and worked through lunch. The boss brought in a big bag of McDoubles and fries and he bought us all a soda from the pepsi machine. I am really hungry but I know Mcdoubles are not the best food to eat. Fuckitt! Im gonna eat two of them badboys.

Pizza was a bad choice.

Holiday music by Jhonny bravo




hear me fart are you listening
My onion ring is a-twitching
In my bathroom
The groan throne is glistening
A beautiful sight,
I'm happy tonight
dropping a giant shit in the can

Gone away, is the huge turd
Glad to say it has been transferred
I sing a love song,
As I go along
droppin' a giant shit in the can

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Brown Onion
He'll say are you backed up
I'll say no man
But my last turd nearly clogged the can

Later on
I'll perspire
As my ass burns like fire
To face unafraid
The giant crap that I made
Droppin' a giant shit in the can.

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Holiday music by Jhonny bravo
>
>
>
>
> hear me fart are you listening
> My onion ring is a-twitching
> In my bathroom
> The groan throne is glistening
> A beautiful sight,
> I'm happy tonight
> dropping a giant shit in the can
>
> Gone away, is the huge turd
> Glad to say it has been transferred
> I sing a love song,
> As I go along
> droppin' a giant shit in the can
>
> In the meadow we can build a snowman
> And pretend that he is Brown Onion
> He'll say are you backed up
> I'll say no man
> But my last turd nearly clogged the can
>
> Later on
> I'll perspire
> As my ass burns like fire
> To face unafraid
> The giant crap that I made
> Droppin' a giant shit in the can.


Well done Mr. Bravo!!!

Shit 77 Wrote:
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> What number is this?


Scat thread. I have been saying it and no one believes.

imfy4 Wrote:
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> Shit 77 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > What number is this?
>
>
> Scat thread. I have been saying it and no one
> believes.

Anyone who can read believes it. Its like one guy posting bad, non-funny poems, cartoons and unimaginative stories about bathroom experiences.

Another big one with sharp edges. The prune juice did nothing

Poop Patrol Wrote:
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> Another big one with sharp edges. The prune juice
> did nothing


Yeah the ones with dagger shapes hurt like hell.

I wish your starfish the best. Prune juice doesn't do shit unfortunately. Feel free to share more about your bowels.

PJ Skidoos needs better TP.

The McDoubles i ate yesterday caused middle of the night bowel distress. While Subway subs seem very good for my bowels Mcdonalds food does not. I have the day off today and one of my roomates and me are cooking a whole turkey, drinking beer and watching football. Even though my bowels have been bad life is still good.

It may sound crazy but those 66 months I spent in prison has given me a real appreaction for being free and alive and makes me never want to waste a day and I hope all you brown brothers enjoy every day of your lives cauz every day is a gift!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> The McDoubles i ate yesterday caused middle of the
> night bowel distress. While Subway subs seem very
> good for my bowels Mcdonalds food does not. I have
> the day off today and one of my roomates and me
> are cooking a whole turkey, drinking beer and
> watching football. Even though my bowels have been
> bad life is still good.
>
> It may sound crazy but those 66 months I spent in
> prison has given me a real appreaction for being
> free and alive and makes me never want to waste a
> day and I hope all you brown brothers enjoy every
> day of your lives cauz every day is a gift!


I love your attitude and wish your bowels a speedy recovery. Goulash isn't fun.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poop Patrol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Another big one with sharp edges. The prune
> juice
> > did nothing
>
>
> Yeah the ones with dagger shapes hurt like hell.
>
> I wish your starfish the best. Prune juice doesn't
> do shit unfortunately. Feel free to share more
> about your bowels. (so I can masturbate to the thought of your elimination)

#scatThreadhere

I live in the country and we still use a outhouse sometimes even though we have indoor plumbing. You can never clog the outhouse!
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#scatThreadhere Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poop Patrol Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Another big one with sharp edges. The prune
> > juice
> > > did nothing
> >
> >
> > Yeah the ones with dagger shapes hurt like
> hell.
> >
> > I wish your starfish the best. Prune juice
> doesn't
> > do shit unfortunately. Feel free to share
> more
> > about your bowels. (so I can masturbate
> to the thought of your elimination)
>
> Two minutes after you post your blathering bullshit you put up a nasty picture. I'd say you have a scat fetish.

Turkey tacos on the menu tonight!

I am now half drunk. We will see how turkey tacos and 12 to 15 beers make the 33 ft trip.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Turkey tacos on the menu tonight!
>
> I am now half drunk. We will see how turkey tacos
> and 12 to 15 beers make the 33 ft trip.


Best luck to your bowels red onion!

I guess it's time to call the midwives.

Apologies to Fairfax County.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> #scatThreadhere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Poop Patrol Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Another big one with sharp edges. The prune
> > > juice
> > > > did nothing
> > >
> > >
> > > Yeah the ones with dagger shapes hurt like
> > hell.
> > >
> > > I wish your starfish the best. Prune juice
> > doesn't
> > > do shit unfortunately. Feel free to share
> > more
> > > about your bowels. (so I can
> masturbate
> > to the thought of your elimination)
> >
> > Two minutes after you post your blathering
> bullshit you put up a nasty picture. I'd say you
> have a scat fetish.

thought you wanted something to FAP to you sick unit.

93nUk Wrote:
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>


Was wondering when the BO/peekza troll was gonna finally post his picture.

Poodaddy Wrote:
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> 93nUk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
>
>
>
> Was wondering when the BO/peekza troll was gonna
> finally post his picture.

I think its time had come. Prolly B0 came too.

That was awful and my starfish needs a work order for repair.

My choice wasn't wise. McDonald's.

Government buildings! Spend more on TP! My ass hurts.

Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Government buildings! Spend more on TP! My ass
> hurts.


I agree with you. A lot of times this is why I like my personal groan throne. Mostly to avoid police animal control from being called out.

Have you tried moist towlettes?

Is it morally wrong to leave a mess in a public restroom?

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Is it morally wrong to leave a mess in a public
> restroom?


No.It gives the wetbacks something to do.

BO u are a bigot.

Gas percolating
Cheeks flapping, pressure released
Sharting ruins boxers

...sometimes I wake up at night scratching my starfish...

Wish the poopy pants signs would go away. Abusing coworkers treat me bad. I cannot help it. Going to try to cook more Slovak foods.

Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Wish the poopy pants signs would go away. Abusing
> coworkers treat me bad. I cannot help it. Going to
> try to cook more Slovak foods.

Lotsa rude people here which sucks

Anyone know if groan throne heaters are available?

The company I work for changed office recently and it is a little disconcerting. In the other building, I could search for a empty bathroom to poop in a serene space. Now I am stuck to the floor that I work on. Been having issues lately where the exit door is very sore and pooping is like getting rid of glass shards. I can't scream when I am in the new bathroom because my coworkers will know it is me.

33jcx Wrote:
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> The company I work for changed office recently and
> it is a little disconcerting. In the other
> building, I could search for a empty bathroom to
> poop in a serene space. Now I am stuck to the
> floor that I work on. Been having issues lately
> where the exit door is very sore and pooping is
> like getting rid of glass shards. I can't scream
> when I am in the new bathroom because my coworkers
> will know it is me.


The glass effect is truly horrible, as the starfish gets bombarded with extra shit.

Then add the stress your company has placed on you. Complete assholes.

Ate some garden salads. A lot softer easier to push than my usual choices. Sadly I picked bad at Denny's this morning.

Hi all!
Just wanted to share an experience I had yesterday at my part time job. The sewer line backed up at a building and turds, tampons and toilet paper were coming up through the floor drains. People were running from the building screaming in terror. It was quite disgusting but the brave men in white service vans arrived quickly with motorized drain snakes and wet vac's to clear the lines and clean up the mess. It makes me wonder who would choose such a career where that type of situation is common. I think these men who work for the college are true public servants. I want to try and think of a way I could thank them for their bravery in the face of a disgusting incident. They deserve an award or trophy of some sort.
I would like to note that a couple hours before this happened I dropped off a load that was , shall we say bigger than a bread box. I sure hope I was not responsible for the ugly scene.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/26/2016 08:47AM by dive bomber.

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate some garden salads. A lot softer easier to
> push than my usual choices. Sadly I picked bad at
> Denny's this morning.

Diced, dont worry there is no correlation between what you eat, exercise, weight and your bowels. Denny's for breakfast every day is fine. Ignore what science says and eat what you like - its all good. Lets be honest, pre-frontal lobe function is waaaay over rated. Enjoy your miserable bowels and make sure to blame every thing and everyone other than yourself. You'll be glad you did!!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi all!
> Just wanted to share an experience I had yesterday
> at my part time job. The sewer line backed up at a
> building and turds, tampons and toilet paper were
> coming up through the floor drains. People were
> running from the building screaming in terror. It
> was quite disgusting but the brave men in white
> service vans arrived quickly with motorized drain
> snakes and wet vac's to clear the lines and clean
> up the mess. It makes me wonder who would choose
> such a career where that type of situation is
> common. I think these men who work for the college
> are true public servants. I want to try and think
> of a way I could thank them for their bravery in
> the face of a disgusting incident. They deserve an
> award or trophy of some sort.
> I would like to note that a couple hours before
> this happened I dropped off a load that was ,
> shall we say bigger than a bread box. I sure hope
> I was not responsible for the ugly scene.


Long time no hear dive, and I echo what you've said. Those white shirt individuals bust their asses to clean Haiti like messes. Often they come out with brown shirts.

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate some garden salads. A lot softer easier to
> push than my usual choices. Sadly I picked bad at
> Denny's this morning.


It happens sometimes diced. Is your butt like a garage door now?

I suffered itchy starfish syndrome for 20 years on and off. I finally found out I had a peanut allergy. No more peanut butter or other peanut products for me and my starfish is finally at peace. I used to sit in class back when I was in high school going out of my mind with the itch that you cannot scratch in public, it was torture!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all!
> > Just wanted to share an experience I had
> yesterday
> > at my part time job. The sewer line backed up at
> a
> > building and turds, tampons and toilet paper
> were
> > coming up through the floor drains. People were
> > running from the building screaming in terror.
> It
> > was quite disgusting but the brave men in white
> > service vans arrived quickly with motorized
> drain
> > snakes and wet vac's to clear the lines and
> clean
> > up the mess. It makes me wonder who would
> choose
> > such a career where that type of situation is
> > common. I think these men who work for the
> college
> > are true public servants. I want to try and
> think
> > of a way I could thank them for their bravery
> in
> > the face of a disgusting incident. They deserve
> an
> > award or trophy of some sort.
> > I would like to note that a couple hours before
> > this happened I dropped off a load that was ,
> > shall we say bigger than a bread box. I sure
> hope
> > I was not responsible for the ugly scene.
>
>
> Long time no hear dive, and I echo what you've
> said. Those white shirt individuals bust their
> asses to clean Haiti like messes. Often they come
> out with brown shirts.


I am going to spend more time checking in here Brown. My bowels have improved so much since my retirement from my shitty, stressful job. I think you made me realize how much stress and bowel disorder go hand in hand. I really should have quit my lame job in Fairfax much sooner than I did. Thank you so much for your service to the brown trodden community here. You helped me greatly improve my quality of life and I'm pretty sure you have done the same for many others. It all started with a google search for "bowel trouble" when I was on vacation in Va. beach after Mrs Dive and I ate at Captain Georges seafood buffet. Little did I know at the time that started me on the road to recovery. You are a great man Brown. Thanks again.

Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> While many people in the world have bad eating
> habits, no one is worse than Americans, and
> Fairfax itself is a microcosm of the epidemic.
> Before you grab another French fry, or get that
> all meat greasy pizza, ask yourself "What Would
> Bowels Say?" WWBS is a term you should consider.
> It's rude to clog up your colon with artificial
> sweetners and trans fats. The colon has to produce
> more mucous, and your bowels are subjected to
> punishment beyond cruel and unusual.
>
> Only you can stop treating your bowels in a
> barbaric manner. Do you like having to bite on fan
> belts while taking a shit? Imagine for a second a
> pain ten times worse. That is what your bowels are
> going through with that cheeseburger and
> milkshake. Get in touch with both your bowels and
> feelings, because it is scientifically proven such
> changes, can improve your mood, lower blood
> pressure, and decrease your chances for an
> embolism while squatting.

Colon Cancer: Americans lead the world in colon diseases and colon cancer. Current data point to the consumption of dietary fat, red meat, processed meat, dairy, and to the deficiency of nutrients as the offenders in increasing the risk of colorectal cancer.

Animal-based foods and processed meats - To reduce the risk of colorectal cancer one needs to avoid animal foods, processed meat, alcohol, obesity, and also to increase daily physical activity.
Deep fryer very useful for health. I can still make homemade hash browns, fries, and more with the same great taste. All you need is a stove top and a pan. Here is a guide to get you started http://jonsguide.org/best-top-deep-fryers-reviews/

Avoid fried foods - Acrylamide intake

Here are tips from the FDA to reduce your exposure to acrylamide:

Cook cut potato products, such as frozen fries to a golden yellow color rather than a brown color. Brown areas tend to contain more acrylamide.
When frying frozen fries, follow manufacturers’ recommendations on time and temperature and avoid overcooking, heavy crisping or burning.
Do not store potatoes in the refrigerator, which can increase acrylamide during cooking. Keep potatoes outside the refrigerator in a dark, cool place, such as a closet or a pantry.
Toast bread to a light brown color instead of a dark brown color. Avoid eating very brown areas.
Choose dark roast coffee beans, which have lower levels than light roast beans. Acrylamide forms when the beans are roasted, not when the coffee is brewed.

http://www.cancercenter.com/discussions/blog/how-to-reduce-your-risk-of-cancer-from-fried-foods/

http://nutritionfacts.org/2015/07/21/why-deep-fried-foods-may-cause-cancer/

itchy and scratchy Wrote:
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> I suffered itchy starfish syndrome for 20 years on
> and off. I finally found out I had a peanut
> allergy. No more peanut butter or other peanut
> products for me and my starfish is finally at
> peace. I used to sit in class back when I was in
> high school going out of my mind with the itch
> that you cannot scratch in public, it was torture!


That's a bad allergy to have, and sharp nails can hurt the fish.

Feel free to share more about your bowels.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi all!
> > > Just wanted to share an experience I had
> > yesterday
> > > at my part time job. The sewer line backed up
> at
> > a
> > > building and turds, tampons and toilet paper
> > were
> > > coming up through the floor drains. People
> were
> > > running from the building screaming in
> terror.
> > It
> > > was quite disgusting but the brave men in
> white
> > > service vans arrived quickly with motorized
> > drain
> > > snakes and wet vac's to clear the lines and
> > clean
> > > up the mess. It makes me wonder who would
> > choose
> > > such a career where that type of situation is
> > > common. I think these men who work for the
> > college
> > > are true public servants. I want to try and
> > think
> > > of a way I could thank them for their bravery
> > in
> > > the face of a disgusting incident. They
> deserve
> > an
> > > award or trophy of some sort.
> > > I would like to note that a couple hours
> before
> > > this happened I dropped off a load that was ,
> > > shall we say bigger than a bread box. I sure
> > hope
> > > I was not responsible for the ugly scene.
> >
> >
> > Long time no hear dive, and I echo what you've
> > said. Those white shirt individuals bust their
> > asses to clean Haiti like messes. Often they
> come
> > out with brown shirts.
>
>
> I am going to spend more time checking in here
> Brown. My bowels have improved so much since my
> retirement from my shitty, stressful job. I think
> you made me realize how much stress and bowel
> disorder go hand in hand. I really should have
> quit my lame job in Fairfax much sooner than I
> did. Thank you so much for your service to the
> brown trodden community here. You helped me
> greatly improve my quality of life and I'm pretty
> sure you have done the same for many others. It
> all started with a google search for "bowel
> trouble" when I was on vacation in Va. beach after
> Mrs Dive and I ate at Captain Georges seafood
> buffet. Little did I know at the time that started
> me on the road to recovery. You are a great man
> Brown. Thanks again.

That's very nice of you dive, just a brown civil servant, who wants to help others with bowel problems know they are not alone.

I'm happy your bowels have been more cooperative after retirement. Unfortunately I left IBM to get IBS.

Tombe Wrote:
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> Blooming Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > While many people in the world have bad eating
> > habits, no one is worse than Americans, and
> > Fairfax itself is a microcosm of the epidemic.
> > Before you grab another French fry, or get that
> > all meat greasy pizza, ask yourself "What Would
> > Bowels Say?" WWBS is a term you should
> consider.
> > It's rude to clog up your colon with artificial
> > sweetners and trans fats. The colon has to
> produce
> > more mucous, and your bowels are subjected to
> > punishment beyond cruel and unusual.
> >
> > Only you can stop treating your bowels in a
> > barbaric manner. Do you like having to bite on
> fan
> > belts while taking a shit? Imagine for a second
> a
> > pain ten times worse. That is what your bowels
> are
> > going through with that cheeseburger and
> > milkshake. Get in touch with both your bowels
> and
> > feelings, because it is scientifically proven
> such
> > changes, can improve your mood, lower blood
> > pressure, and decrease your chances for an
> > embolism while squatting.
>
> Colon Cancer: Americans lead the world in colon
> diseases and colon cancer. Current data point to
> the consumption of dietary fat, red meat,
> processed meat, dairy, and to the deficiency of
> nutrients as the offenders in increasing the risk
> of colorectal cancer.
>
> Animal-based foods and processed meats - To reduce
> the risk of colorectal cancer one needs to avoid
> animal foods, processed meat, alcohol, obesity,
> and also to increase daily physical activity.
> Deep fryer very useful for health. I can still
> make homemade hash browns, fries, and more with
> the same great taste. All you need is a stove top
> and a pan. Here is a guide to get you started
> http://jonsguide.org/best-top-deep-fryers-reviews/

Yes or to avoid the thick greasy palms of anon dick and his sodomizing friends.

I feel better. I had a large one but a sitz bath did help alleviate the pain. Aspirin too but hope to get a break for a couple days.

Acrylamide intake Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Avoid fried foods - Acrylamide intake
>
> Here are tips from the FDA to reduce your exposure
> to acrylamide:
>
> Cook cut potato products, such as frozen fries to
> a golden yellow color rather than a brown color.
> Brown areas tend to contain more acrylamide.
> When frying frozen fries, follow manufacturers’
> recommendations on time and temperature and avoid
> overcooking, heavy crisping or burning.
> Do not store potatoes in the refrigerator, which
> can increase acrylamide during cooking. Keep
> potatoes outside the refrigerator in a dark, cool
> place, such as a closet or a pantry.
> Toast bread to a light brown color instead of a
> dark brown color. Avoid eating very brown areas.
> Choose dark roast coffee beans, which have lower
> levels than light roast beans. Acrylamide forms
> when the beans are roasted, not when the coffee is
> brewed.
>
> http://www.cancercenter.com/discussions/blog/how-t
> o-reduce-your-risk-of-cancer-from-fried-foods/
>
> http://nutritionfacts.org/2015/07/21/why-deep-frie
> d-foods-may-cause-cancer/

I agree with this to ease bowel issues. Cutting out coffee altogether helped mine.

For whatever reason I like to read this message board more and more. I like the fact that people with poops issues big or small can talk to each others. I still have to clean the restrooms at my workplace twice a day but I feel like it is a really noble thing to do.

I have to work the next 3 days but have Sunday off. I am thinking about grilling some serious meat on my smokey joe grill whilst watching all day football. It's going to be a gret Sunday!

I sit here and simply toil
My butt has a big boil
The clumps of shit are in my colon
It feels like my intestines bowlin

What lurks in my stomach is pain
There will be a lot of strain
My bowels will heave and ho
You know I'll scream oh no

My bowels hurt they feel down
My throne might just stink the town
The aromas flying in the air
Afterwards I'll need a soft chair

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here and simply toil
> My butt has a big boil
> The clumps of shit are in my colon
> It feels like my intestines bowlin
>
> What lurks in my stomach is pain
> There will be a lot of strain
> My bowels will heave and ho
> You know I'll scream oh no
>
> My bowels hurt they feel down
> My throne might just stink the town
> The aromas flying in the air
> Afterwards I'll need a soft chair


Amen.

Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk about my feces - is this the place to post?

I feel bad but I really do like to think about and talk about going to the bathroom. Sometimes I even fantasize about it, and write about that too. Its not at all normal but its exciting to me...

Sandra Wrote:
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> Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk about
> my feces - is this the place to post?
>
> I feel bad but I really do like to think about and
> talk about going to the bathroom. Sometimes I
> even fantasize about it, and write about that too.
> Its not at all normal but its exciting to me...


Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe I speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get any sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized dumps. What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?

Morning BiBs! Hope all is going well for everyone today!
Interesting a poster above mentioned his movements getting better after he stopped drinking coffee. Seems to help mine along every morning.

Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs! Hope all is going well for everyone
> today!
> Interesting a poster above mentioned his movements
> getting better after he stopped drinking coffee.
> Seems to help mine along every morning.


Hi deadly combo. I wish you and your bowels well.

That is interesting as sometimes my midwives recommend caffeine to speed up the process.

Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs! Hope all is going well for everyone
> today!
> Interesting a poster above mentioned his movements
> getting better after he stopped drinking coffee.
> Seems to help mine along every morning.


Thats interesting DC. For me its a cold diet pepsi in the morning that seems to get things goin. When I was in prison getting a soda to drink was a rare thing but we had coffee available every day and I drank lots of it. I think the coffee waz part of my cronic bowel trouble back then. Pooping in public was very hard too. It makes it hard to relax. I was lucky that I had me a job in the prison kitchen where there waz a private bathroom and i tried to use it every day. I think lots of wacking off took place in that bathroom too. Some guys had no shame and no trouble pooping or wacking off in public.
I stop and think how lucky I am to be free every day. Even though i rent a room and have a old beat up car and a crappy job I still am a very lucky guy.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sandra Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk
> about
> > my feces - is this the place to post?
> >
> > I feel bad but I really do like to think about
> and
> > talk about going to the bathroom. Sometimes I
> > even fantasize about it, and write about that
> too.
> > Its not at all normal but its exciting to
> me...
>
>
> Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe I
> speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get any
> sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized dumps.
> What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?

I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just like my food after its been processed. The look, the feel all the senses. Should I just talk about how it comes out or what it is like for me after its out and available for use?

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Morning BiBs! Hope all is going well for
> everyone
> > today!
> > Interesting a poster above mentioned his
> movements
> > getting better after he stopped drinking coffee.
>
> > Seems to help mine along every morning.
>
>
> Thats interesting DC. For me its a cold diet pepsi
> in the morning that seems to get things goin. When
> I was in prison getting a soda to drink was a rare
> thing but we had coffee available every day and I
> drank lots of it. I think the coffee waz part of
> my cronic bowel trouble back then. Pooping in
> public was very hard too. It makes it hard to
> relax. I was lucky that I had me a job in the
> prison kitchen where there waz a private bathroom
> and i tried to use it every day. I think lots of
> wacking off took place in that bathroom too. Some
> guys had no shame and no trouble pooping or
> wacking off in public.
> I stop and think how lucky I am to be free every
> day. Even though i rent a room and have a old beat
> up car and a crappy job I still am a very lucky
> guy.


You have done well my brother in bowel. Those are awful spots for dropping a basketball, but who knows, maybe our dark friends enjoy a bit of seepage on their round ball.

Those food conditions still bother me. Twice I've written the department of corrections and no response. They truly are assholes.

Sandra Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sandra Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk
> > about
> > > my feces - is this the place to post?
> > >
> > > I feel bad but I really do like to think
> about
> > and
> > > talk about going to the bathroom. Sometimes
> I
> > > even fantasize about it, and write about that
> > too.
> > > Its not at all normal but its exciting to
> > me...
> >
> >
> > Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe I
> > speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get
> any
> > sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized dumps.
> > What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?
>
> I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just like
> my food after its been processed. The look, the
> feel all the senses. Should I just talk about how
> it comes out or what it is like for me after its
> out and available for use?


How our bowels break down foods is interesting. By all means feel free to share anything you've learned from your experiences.

Please enlighten us about your bowels, and you've picqued my curiosity on medicinal issues. There was a guy once here who wrote about colon mucus, but I believe he was full of shit sadly.

Another rainy day, and the stupid write ups continue. It would behoove each and everyone of you, to seriously grow up.

@asshole doctor =I have been to a couple doctors. They were no help.

Doc ain't welcome here. He or one of his are why I'm in adult underwear. It's uncomfortable!

Poop and Mr Brown,

Doctors are lower than anal eating cockroaches. More later.

Does any assrape still take place in our local educational institute's? It used to happen quite often in the old days

I just wish the strain could be over. Yes the fish will be pulverized but this dump needs to be done.

Hi all! 5am guy here. 5am guy just finished a good pooping session with the final result being a big #4, #2 and 5am guy thinks this was the result of the Wendy's taco salad. 5am guy has been enjoying the taco salad since they have brought it back for a limited time. 5am guy wishes Wendys was open all night so 5am guy could get a fresh salad. 5am guy has to buy his taco salad on his way to work and reheat the chili later in the night.
5am guy is sending out some positive keyboard karma to all the digestively challenged brothers in brown out there!
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RMA.edu Wrote:
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> Does any assrape still take place in our local
> educational institute's? It used to happen quite
> often in the old days


Yes.. Quite often and I enjoy every moment of it.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Thats interesting DC. For me its a cold diet pepsi
> in the morning that seems to get things goin. When
> I was in prison getting a soda to drink was a rare
> thing but we had coffee available every day and I
> drank lots of it. I think the coffee waz part of
> my cronic bowel trouble back then. Pooping in
> public was very hard too. It makes it hard to
> relax. I was lucky that I had me a job in the
> prison kitchen where there waz a private bathroom
> and i tried to use it every day. I think lots of
> wacking off took place in that bathroom too. Some
> guys had no shame and no trouble pooping or
> wacking off in public.
> I stop and think how lucky I am to be free every
> day. Even though i rent a room and have a old beat
> up car and a crappy job I still am a very lucky
> guy.

Maybe each individual has a different "trigger"; for me it's coffee and for you a diet pepsi. Whatever works best I always say!

I like your outlook on life RO. Nothing wrong with where you live and what you drive, and gainful, productive employment is a good thing. Have a good weekend and enjoy your Sunday off!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here. 5am guy just finished a good
> pooping session with the final result being a big
> #4, #2 and 5am guy thinks this was the result of
> the Wendy's taco salad. 5am guy has been enjoying
> the taco salad since they have brought it back for
> a limited time. 5am guy wishes Wendys was open all
> night so 5am guy could get a fresh salad. 5am guy
> has to buy his taco salad on his way to work and
> reheat the chili later in the night.
> 5am guy is sending out some positive keyboard
> karma to all the digestively challenged brothers
> in brown out there!


5 am. Be wary although you know your bowels best, and each set of bowels is unique as our fingerprints.

Those taco salads would be pouring grain alcohol on a cut in my rectum.

Deadly combo Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Thats interesting DC. For me its a cold diet
> pepsi
> > in the morning that seems to get things goin.
> When
> > I was in prison getting a soda to drink was a
> rare
> > thing but we had coffee available every day and
> I
> > drank lots of it. I think the coffee waz part
> of
> > my cronic bowel trouble back then. Pooping in
> > public was very hard too. It makes it hard to
> > relax. I was lucky that I had me a job in the
> > prison kitchen where there waz a private
> bathroom
> > and i tried to use it every day. I think lots
> of
> > wacking off took place in that bathroom too.
> Some
> > guys had no shame and no trouble pooping or
> > wacking off in public.
> > I stop and think how lucky I am to be free
> every
> > day. Even though i rent a room and have a old
> beat
> > up car and a crappy job I still am a very lucky
> > guy.
>
> Maybe each individual has a different "trigger";
> for me it's coffee and for you a diet pepsi.
> Whatever works best I always say!
>
> I like your outlook on life RO. Nothing wrong
> with where you live and what you drive, and
> gainful, productive employment is a good thing.
> Have a good weekend and enjoy your Sunday off!

Deadly I agree with you. What's good for ones bowels, might be poison for another's bowels and vice versa.

Last night the seismic anomalies were my bad.

I just watched a twenty something young man eat two orders of bisquits n gravy with a double order of deep fried hash browns from burger king. He washed it all down with a milk shake! The efficency of that kids bowels muct be frickin unbeilivable. He told me he poops twice a day with no effort at all.
Oh hows i wishes there was a magic pill i could take to make my bowels work like that. I watched this kid in awe while I ate my fruit cup and granola bar.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I just watched a twenty something young man eat
> two orders of bisquits n gravy with a double order
> of deep fried hash browns from burger king. He
> washed it all down with a milk shake! The
> efficency of that kids bowels muct be frickin
> unbeilivable. He told me he poops twice a day with
> no effort at all.
> Oh hows i wishes there was a magic pill i could
> take to make my bowels work like that. I watched
> this kid in awe while I ate my fruit cup and
> granola bar.


Yes he has it made. But one day as his bowels betray him, he also will be wearing plaid pants, running over wetbacks with his full sized sedan, and eating Tapioca pudding.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sandra Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sandra Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk
> > > about
> > > > my feces - is this the place to post?
> > > >
> > > > I feel bad but I really do like to think
> > about
> > > and
> > > > talk about going to the bathroom.
> Sometimes
> > I
> > > > even fantasize about it, and write about
> that
> > > too.
> > > > Its not at all normal but its exciting to
> > > me...
> > >
> > >
> > > Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe
> I
> > > speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get
> > any
> > > sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized
> dumps.
> > > What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?
> >
> > I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just
> like
> > my food after its been processed. The look,
> the
> > feel all the senses. Should I just talk about
> how
> > it comes out or what it is like for me after
> its
> > out and available for use?
>
>
> How our bowels break down foods is interesting. By
> all means feel free to share anything you've
> learned from your experiences.
>
> Please enlighten us about your bowels, and you've
> picqued my curiosity on medicinal issues. There
> was a guy once here who wrote about colon mucus,
> but I believe he was full of shit sadly.

wtf? What are you guys talking about 'out and available for use?'

Your interest is picqued (sic)?!? Something is not right here, gross.

Something is not right here Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sandra Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sandra Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Im a little embarrassed but I like to
> talk
> > > > about
> > > > > my feces - is this the place to post?
> > > > >
> > > > > I feel bad but I really do like to think
> > > about
> > > > and
> > > > > talk about going to the bathroom.
> > Sometimes
> > > I
> > > > > even fantasize about it, and write about
> > that
> > > > too.
> > > > > Its not at all normal but its exciting
> to
> > > > me...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Feel free to share your bowel woes. I
> believe
> > I
> > > > speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't
> get
> > > any
> > > > sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized
> > dumps.
> > > > What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide
> number?
> > >
> > > I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just
> > like
> > > my food after its been processed. The look,
> > the
> > > feel all the senses. Should I just talk
> about
> > how
> > > it comes out or what it is like for me after
> > its
> > > out and available for use?
> >
> >
> > How our bowels break down foods is interesting.
> By
> > all means feel free to share anything you've
> > learned from your experiences.
> >
> > Please enlighten us about your bowels, and
> you've
> > picqued my curiosity on medicinal issues. There
> > was a guy once here who wrote about colon
> mucus,
> > but I believe he was full of shit sadly.
>
> wtf? What are you guys talking about 'out and
> available for use?'
>
> Your interest is picqued (sic)?!? Something is
> not right here, gross.

How are your bowels? Feel free to discuss how they work or don't.

I made it until now without a messy sloppy stinky accident. The suitcase of cleaning supplies and scent covers needs to be replaced soon. I had to throw away the underwear in a grocery bag across the street. It's embarrassing.

That's the biggest one I've had.