When I get done wiping my ass

I like to pass a little gas

It clears my hole

It dries the bowl

And shows I have a lot of class.

Sandra Wrote:
Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk about
my feces - is this the place to post? I feel bad but I really do like to think about and talk about going to the bathroom.
Sometimes I even fantasize about it, and write about that too. Its not at all normal but its exciting to me...

Brown Onion Wrote:
Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe
I speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get
any sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized
dumps. What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide number?

Sandra Wrote:
I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just
like my food after its been processed. The look,
the feel all the senses. Should I just talk about
how it comes out or what it is like for me after its
out and available for use?

Brown Onion Wrote:
How our bowels break down foods is interesting. By all means feel free to share anything you've learned from your experiences.

Please enlighten us about your bowels, and you've picqued my curiosity on medicinal issues. There was a guy once here who wrote about colon mucus,
but I believe he was full of shit sadly.

Analysis
Scat Fetish Thread with Brown Onion as the head Freak. Nice.

Brown Onion as the head Freak Wrote:
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> Sandra Wrote:
> Im a little embarrassed but I like to talk about
> my feces - is this the place to post? I feel
> bad but I really do like to think about and talk
> about going to the bathroom.
> Sometimes I even fantasize about it, and write
> about that too. Its not at all normal but its
> exciting to me...
>
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> Feel free to share your bowel woes. I believe
> I speak for the bowel trodden, but we don't get
> any sexual satisfaction from our sedan sized
> dumps. What's your usual Bristol Stool Guide
> number?
>
> Sandra Wrote:
> I really do not have 'woes' per se - I just
> like my food after its been processed. The look,
> the feel all the senses. Should I
> just talk about
> how it comes out or what it is like for me after
> its
> out and available for use?
>
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> How our bowels break down foods is interesting.
> By all means feel free to share anything you've
> learned from your experiences.
>
> Please enlighten us about your bowels, and
> you've picqued my curiosity on
> medicinal issues. There was a guy once here who
> wrote about colon mucus,
> but I believe he was full of shit sadly.
>
> Analysis
> Scat Fetish Thread with Brown Onion as the head
> Freak. Nice.

And you have a fetish with this thread. Even nicer.

Do youse guys ever have a day where you wake up in the morning and have what I likes to call a absolute ass drainer? My bowels are sluggish but today I woke up and had a diet pepsi before running to the throne for a complete and satisfing dump. It is a rare thing for me but I had it today, walking out dat door on my ways to work with a spring in my step an feelin 10 pounds lighter. Its gonna be a great day!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Do youse guys ever have a day where you wake up in
> the morning and have what I likes to call a
> absolute ass drainer? My bowels are sluggish but
> today I woke up and had a diet pepsi before
> running to the throne for a complete and satisfing
> dump. It is a rare thing for me but I had it
> today, walking out dat door on my ways to work
> with a spring in my step an feelin 10 pounds
> lighter. Its gonna be a great day!


That sounds fantastic red onion. A great term and glad you had a colon clear out.

While not lucky to have a #4 #2, once my bowels have cleared a cement bag, sometimes there's relief. The starfish always takes one for the team, but losing twenty pounds of shit is a perfect way to start any day.

Burke Lake park TP is horrendous.

Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Burke Lake park TP is horrendous.


Hi Hard wiper,
My mom gives me these little portable toilet paper packs. I keep one in my backpack and two in my locker. My mom has them in the glove compartments of both our cars and in her purse. She buys them from Amazon, they are really soft and come in handy quite often.
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Do youse guys ever have a day where you wake up in
> the morning and have what I likes to call a
> absolute ass drainer? My bowels are sluggish but
> today I woke up and had a diet pepsi before
> running to the throne for a complete and satisfing
> dump. It is a rare thing for me but I had it
> today, walking out dat door on my ways to work
> with a spring in my step an feelin 10 pounds
> lighter. Its gonna be a great day!


If you are having diet pepsi for breakfast I seriously doubt you have a 'spring in your step' Im guessing you BMI is 35 or greator. You are fat and sick and need weight loss to save your life friend. info below

https://www.google.com/search?q=bmi&oq=bmi&aqs=chrome..69i57.2410j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

BMI is 35 or greator Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do youse guys ever have a day where you wake up
> in
> > the morning and have what I likes to call a
> > absolute ass drainer? My bowels are sluggish
> but
> > today I woke up and had a diet pepsi before
> > running to the throne for a complete and
> satisfing
> > dump. It is a rare thing for me but I had it
> > today, walking out dat door on my ways to work
> > with a spring in my step an feelin 10 pounds
> > lighter. Its gonna be a great day!
>
>
> If you are having diet pepsi for breakfast I
> seriously doubt you have a 'spring in your step'
> Im guessing you BMI is 35 or greator. You are fat
> and sick and need weight loss to save your life
> friend. info below
>
> https://www.google.com/search?q=bmi&oq=bmi&aqs=chr
> ome..69i57.2410j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8


Hey now! Thanks for that advice friend. I has been gaining weight since I got out of prison 10 years ago. On the inside I had limited access to unhealthy foods and my job in the prison kitchen kept me on my feet and moving 10 maby 11 hours a day 7 days a week when they let me out in 06 I was a lean mean man machine. I would say I iz about 20 pounds overweight now but you know what? Everybody dies and weather you live 50 years or a 100 years there aint much difference. I have made it past 50 years so every day I wake up is a bonus day for me. I am broke but I got a job an car and a place to stay and this tablet im typing on right now and not much else but Im happy an I hope you are too.

I was hoping beh and brown onions would each post a pic of their massive shits so we can get a real idea of what they each deal with. With out doing that it just seems like their here making fun of people who actually suffer from these issues.

Oh what a feeling
by, Jhonny Bravo



What is happening here?
Something is going on
That's not quite clear
Somebody turn on the light
I'm gonna take a dump
It's starting tonight

Oh, what a feeling!
When my ass is freewheeling
The room is hot...that's good
Some of my friends came
By from the neighbourhood
People were starting
To climb the walls
Ooh, it looks like everybody
Is going to drop a soccer ball

Everybody starts to lose control
When the time to dump is right
If you see somebody hanging around
Don't get up tight
The only thing we wanna do tonight
Is go round and round
And turn upside down
Come on, let's get brown

Oh, what a feeling!
When my ass starts freewheeling
And the smell is not appealing
somebody turn on the light
I'm gonna take a dump tonite!

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Oh what a feeling
> by, Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> What is happening here?
> Something is going on
> That's not quite clear
> Somebody turn on the light
> I'm gonna take a dump
> It's starting tonight
>
> Oh, what a feeling!
> When my ass is freewheeling
> The room is hot...that's good
> Some of my friends came
> By from the neighbourhood
> People were starting
> To climb the walls
> Ooh, it looks like everybody
> Is going to drop a soccer ball
>
> Everybody starts to lose control
> When the time to dump is right
> If you see somebody hanging around
> Don't get up tight
> The only thing we wanna do tonight
> Is go round and round
> And turn upside down
> Come on, let's get brown
>
> Oh, what a feeling!
> When my ass starts freewheeling
> And the smell is not appealing
> somebody turn on the light
> I'm gonna take a dump tonite!


Fantastic work Mr. Bravo!!

Everyone give a round of applause, with non soiled hands, for our talented Mr. Bravo.

More later as I drop off a Jurassic Park sized shit.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> BMI is 35 or greator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do youse guys ever have a day where you wake
> up
> > in
> > > the morning and have what I likes to call a
> > > absolute ass drainer? My bowels are sluggish
> > but
> > > today I woke up and had a diet pepsi before
> > > running to the throne for a complete and
> > satisfing
> > > dump. It is a rare thing for me but I had it
> > > today, walking out dat door on my ways to
> work
> > > with a spring in my step an feelin 10 pounds
> > > lighter. Its gonna be a great day!
> >
> >
> > If you are having diet pepsi for breakfast I
> > seriously doubt you have a 'spring in your step'
>
> > Im guessing you BMI is 35 or greator. You are
> fat
> > and sick and need weight loss to save your life
> > friend. info below
> >
> >
> https://www.google.com/search?q=bmi&oq=bmi&aqs=chr
>
> > ome..69i57.2410j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>
>
> Hey now! Thanks for that advice friend. I has been
> gaining weight since I got out of prison 10 years
> ago. On the inside I had limited access to
> unhealthy foods and my job in the prison kitchen
> kept me on my feet and moving 10 maby 11 hours a
> day 7 days a week when they let me out in 06 I was
> a lean mean man machine. I would say I iz about 20
> pounds overweight now but you know what? Everybody
> dies and weather you live 50 years or a 100 years
> there aint much difference. I have made it past 50
> years so every day I wake up is a bonus day for
> me. I am broke but I got a job an car and a place
> to stay and this tablet im typing on right now and
> not much else but Im happy an I hope you are too.

Great post. I am on the wrong side of 50 as well. Just dropped 24 lbs and I can tell you its worth it. If you are only 20 over I would suggest giving it a try - you will be glad you did. One thing I found is that sugar and even diet soda stimulate me to eat massive quantities. Its like I can starve myself for weeks lose weight but if I eat chocolate or a candy bar boom - I want to eat everything in sight.

Anyway, love your positive post.

Don't be fooled by the divide and conquer posts.

These are penned by someone with superior bowels, and or in the pockets of anon dick.

It's always our fault. Not ours ever. If we only walked, ate better, and got sodomized regularly by a ass doctor we'd have #4 #2's.

I've ate well. I've walked around my neighborhood, reminding the dot heads they are on the terrorist watch list, eaten healthy and still drop huge starfish throttling basketball shits.

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Scat thread. Nothing but scat lovers. They claim it's health. Perhaps mental health

Great comics Jimmy B. My rugrats will be over today, and I'll see if they can teach me, how to place funny photographs up. Plus some that educate others on bowel issues.

Looking at my rectal mirror, last nights battle damage was extensive.

My starfish looks like Aleppo.

My roommate and I plus a couple friends are tailgating in the parking lot of our townhome complex getting ready for the redskins game that starts at 9:30 am! Beer and chicken leg quarters for breakfast might make for some bowel trouble but what the heck!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> My roommate and I plus a couple friends are
> tailgating in the parking lot of our townhome
> complex getting ready for the redskins game that
> starts at 9:30 am! Beer and chicken leg quarters
> for breakfast might make for some bowel trouble
> but what the heck!


Here's to your bowels surviving this avalanche of deplorables.

Sometimes indeed, although I hope both your large and small intestine get through this relatively intact.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Great comics Jimmy B. My rugrats will be over
> today, and I'll see if they can teach me, how to
> place funny photographs up. Plus some that educate
> others on bowel issues.
>
> Looking at my rectal mirror, last nights battle
> damage was extensive.
>
> My starfish looks like Aleppo.

1. No the comics are not great not even good in fact.

2. 'your rugrats' I assume you mean grandkids - make sure to show them all your sick and depraved comments here about starfish and midwives.

3. Seriously, you dont know how to post pictures here? Guess we should all be glad you are so O-L-D.

4. When I commented on the the 'positive post' above it was because the guy posting was normal, civil and of good humor - clearly not one of your fake posts under various different names. No one is coordinating with Anon Doc or whomever you fantasize gives this thread a second thought. You need help B0, things are not right with you.

My Dad is on a business trip and my Mom was drunk off her ass last night so I fixed my own dinner. A can of baked beans and root beer do not make for a bowel friendly dinner.

Hey Brown onion! How you doing buddy? I was thinking about you this morning during my trip to Walmart to get candy for the trick or treat kids tomorrow.
You are not going to pass out those bristol stool charts like you did last year are you? I think you ought to go with 3 musketeers bars instead, maybe just leave a stack of stool guides off to the side of your front porch. As I recall you said something about a couple of the parents getting shitty with you about those charts last halloween.
You are a really good person Brown and I know you mean well but I think Halloween night is not the place to educate kids about bowel disorders. Although the kids may well experience some bowel troubles after eating all those sweets.
Mrs Dive and I are filling goodie bags now, each kid gets a fun size kit-kat, two fun size 3 musketeers a small bag of candy corn and a plastic spider ring.
One thing about living in Harrisonburg is that many of our neighbors teach at the university and they are ultra liberal. A lady at walmart commented to me that 3 musketeers bars promote gun violence and should be boycotted. I rolled my eyes as I tossed multiple bags of 3 musketeers in my cart.

Calling this thread about health is like calling wrestling real. It's a scat lover thread.

'your rugrats' Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Great comics Jimmy B. My rugrats will be over
> > today, and I'll see if they can teach me, how
> to
> > place funny photographs up. Plus some that
> educate
> > others on bowel issues.
> >
> > Looking at my rectal mirror, last nights battle
> > damage was extensive.
> >
> > My starfish looks like Aleppo.
>
> 1. No the comics are not great not even good in
> fact.
>
> 2. 'your rugrats' I assume you mean grandkids -
> make sure to show them all your sick and depraved
> comments here about starfish and midwives.
>
> 3. Seriously, you dont know how to post pictures
> here? Guess we should all be glad you are so
> O-L-D.
>
> 4. When I commented on the the 'positive post'
> above it was because the guy posting was normal,
> civil and of good humor - clearly not one of your
> fake posts under various different names. No one
> is coordinating with Anon Doc or whomever you
> fantasize gives this thread a second thought. You
> need help B0, things are not right with you.


Such contempt and arrogance. I think you have a small penis. And superior bowels.

Congrats to you.

Have you served in the trenches? Have you worked successfully at IBS as an executive, with a stellar record of promoting colored folks? Helping wetbacks and others live the American dream.

My grandkids show a genuine interest in the Bristol Stool Guide. They know more about their digestive systems than most college students. We've had great discussions about bowels at the dinner table, and they show sympathy when I drop a mini bus sized crap in the groan throne.

Enjoy hanging out with stinky fingers anon dick.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad is on a business trip and my Mom was drunk
> off her ass last night so I fixed my own dinner. A
> can of baked beans and root beer do not make for a
> bowel friendly dinner.


No there's going to be a Hiroshima sized explosion on that. Anything left of his bowels?

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hey Brown onion! How you doing buddy? I was
> thinking about you this morning during my trip to
> Walmart to get candy for the trick or treat kids
> tomorrow.
> You are not going to pass out those bristol stool
> charts like you did last year are you? I think you
> ought to go with 3 musketeers bars instead, maybe
> just leave a stack of stool guides off to the side
> of your front porch. As I recall you said
> something about a couple of the parents getting
> shitty with you about those charts last
> halloween.
> You are a really good person Brown and I know you
> mean well but I think Halloween night is not the
> place to educate kids about bowel disorders.
> Although the kids may well experience some bowel
> troubles after eating all those sweets.
> Mrs Dive and I are filling goodie bags now, each
> kid gets a fun size kit-kat, two fun size 3
> musketeers a small bag of candy corn and a plastic
> spider ring.
> One thing about living in Harrisonburg is that
> many of our neighbors teach at the university and
> they are ultra liberal. A lady at walmart
> commented to me that 3 musketeers bars promote gun
> violence and should be boycotted. I rolled my eyes
> as I tossed multiple bags of 3 musketeers in my
> cart.


That communist at Walmart must be related to Jane Fonda. Hanoi fucking Jane.

This year I'm giving out raisins, prunes. My neighbors bitched so much about that last year. The sad part is the kids liked them.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey Brown onion! How you doing buddy? I was
> > thinking about you this morning during my trip
> to
> > Walmart to get candy for the trick or treat
> kids
> > tomorrow.
> > You are not going to pass out those bristol
> stool
> > charts like you did last year are you? I think
> you
> > ought to go with 3 musketeers bars instead,
> maybe
> > just leave a stack of stool guides off to the
> side
> > of your front porch. As I recall you said
> > something about a couple of the parents getting
> > shitty with you about those charts last
> > halloween.
> > You are a really good person Brown and I know
> you
> > mean well but I think Halloween night is not
> the
> > place to educate kids about bowel disorders.
> > Although the kids may well experience some
> bowel
> > troubles after eating all those sweets.
> > Mrs Dive and I are filling goodie bags now,
> each
> > kid gets a fun size kit-kat, two fun size 3
> > musketeers a small bag of candy corn and a
> plastic
> > spider ring.
> > One thing about living in Harrisonburg is that
> > many of our neighbors teach at the university
> and
> > they are ultra liberal. A lady at walmart
> > commented to me that 3 musketeers bars promote
> gun
> > violence and should be boycotted. I rolled my
> eyes
> > as I tossed multiple bags of 3 musketeers in my
> > cart.
>
>
> That communist at Walmart must be related to Jane
> Fonda. Hanoi fucking Jane.
>
> This year I'm giving out raisins, prunes. My
> neighbors bitched so much about that last year.
> The sad part is the kids liked them.


That is good news Brown. People with high functioning bowels just don't understand the life challenges that people like us face everyday.
I found it interesting that I saw a notice posted on a bulletin board about a support group for students that have IBS here at JMU. It's good to know that kind of help is available.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hey Brown onion! How you doing buddy? I was
> > > thinking about you this morning during my
> trip
> > to
> > > Walmart to get candy for the trick or treat
> > kids
> > > tomorrow.
> > > You are not going to pass out those bristol
> > stool
> > > charts like you did last year are you? I
> think
> > you
> > > ought to go with 3 musketeers bars instead,
> > maybe
> > > just leave a stack of stool guides off to the
> > side
> > > of your front porch. As I recall you said
> > > something about a couple of the parents
> getting
> > > shitty with you about those charts last
> > > halloween.
> > > You are a really good person Brown and I know
> > you
> > > mean well but I think Halloween night is not
> > the
> > > place to educate kids about bowel disorders.
> > > Although the kids may well experience some
> > bowel
> > > troubles after eating all those sweets.
> > > Mrs Dive and I are filling goodie bags now,
> > each
> > > kid gets a fun size kit-kat, two fun size 3
> > > musketeers a small bag of candy corn and a
> > plastic
> > > spider ring.
> > > One thing about living in Harrisonburg is
> that
> > > many of our neighbors teach at the university
> > and
> > > they are ultra liberal. A lady at walmart
> > > commented to me that 3 musketeers bars
> promote
> > gun
> > > violence and should be boycotted. I rolled my
> > eyes
> > > as I tossed multiple bags of 3 musketeers in
> my
> > > cart.
> >
> >
> > That communist at Walmart must be related to
> Jane
> > Fonda. Hanoi fucking Jane.
> >
> > This year I'm giving out raisins, prunes. My
> > neighbors bitched so much about that last year.
>
> > The sad part is the kids liked them.
>
>
> That is good news Brown. People with high
> functioning bowels just don't understand the life
> challenges that people like us face everyday.
> I found it interesting that I saw a notice posted
> on a bulletin board about a support group for
> students that have IBS here at JMU. It's good to
> know that kind of help is available.


You aren't kidding dive. That's a good thing to hear. Especially the IBS group. Have you attended any?

5an guy is sitting here waiting for the time to be just right. Just down the hall 5am guy has the mens room all set up with the black lights and the magnetic laptop shelf and the electric heater set on 80 degrees. 5am guy is going to enjoy this one!

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5an guy is sitting here waiting for the time to be
> just right. Just down the hall 5am guy has the
> mens room all set up with the black lights and the
> magnetic laptop shelf and the electric heater set
> on 80 degrees. 5am guy is going to enjoy this one!


That's a good set up. Nothing like a hot dump in a sauna, but you gotta get some midwives. And maybe a glass of champagne.

I had a large one this morning. Why are some deuces jagged? It really hurts.

I have been at work for an hour now and i iz feelin the rumbler from down under. Those chicken legs i ate yesterday are churning like the perfect storm.I sure do hope the boys room is available when the lava is ready to flow!

Poop Patrol I'll do more research, but I think a lot of this, is due to our bowels failing to mold properly. Like you sometimes I push out painful stalagmites.

Red Onion I wish you luck. Please advise how your starfish is afterwards.

Now I knows how brown splatter feels. I made a mess.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Now I knows how brown splatter feels. I made a
> mess.


Sorry to hear. And now that you understand Splatters plight, was it soft and thus easier on the fish?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My grandkids show a genuine interest in the
> Bristol Stool Guide. They know more about their
> digestive systems than most college students.
> We've had great discussions about bowels at the
> dinner table, and they show sympathy when I drop a
> mini bus sized crap in the groan throne.
>
> Enjoy hanging out with stinky fingers anon dick.


Pedo involving children in his sexual scat fetish - you should be investigated by the authorities. I have half a mind to alert them to you and this thread. Your own grandkids and you hand out scat photos at Halloween. You are sick.

You are sick. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > My grandkids show a genuine interest in the
> > Bristol Stool Guide. They know more about their
> > digestive systems than most college students.
> > We've had great discussions about bowels at the
> > dinner table, and they show sympathy when I drop
> a
> > mini bus sized crap in the groan throne.
> >
> > Enjoy hanging out with stinky fingers anon
> dick.
>
>
> Pedo involving children in his sexual scat fetish
> - you should be investigated by the authorities.
> I have half a mind to alert them to you and this
> thread. Your own grandkids and you hand out scat
> photos at Halloween. You are sick.

Read again numb nuts. The Bristol Stool Guide for kids shows objects that aren't that! You are definitely enjoying riding anon dicks stinky coattails.

There's nothing illegal about the Bristol Stool Guide. And I don't need your stinky thick fingers prying into our family business.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now I knows how brown splatter feels. I made a
> > mess.
>
>
> Sorry to hear. And now that you understand
> Splatters plight, was it soft and thus easier on
> the fish?


Yes the fish was not stressed but the back of the public toilet at work was a real mess. Of course I had to clean the whole thing up. o make things worse the Dominoes driver that gets his oil changed by us brought like 3 big ass pizzas in today and I could not resist eating 4 slices damnit!
I didnt kno this but he sez Haloween iz the second busiest day of the year for pizza deliveries after super bowl sunday. Bowels across america are gonna be assulted tonight.

On November 11 this thread will have run 3 years, Thats a lot of shit.

Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
Date: November 11, 2013 01:16PM

While many people in the world have bad eating habits, no one is worse than Americans, and Fairfax itself is a microcosm of the epidemic. Before you grab another French fry, or get that all meat greasy pizza, ask yourself "What Would Bowels Say?" WWBS is a term you should consider. It's rude to clog up your colon with artificial sweetners and trans fats. The colon has to produce more mucous, and your bowels are subjected to punishment beyond cruel and unusual.

Only you can stop treating your bowels in a barbaric manner. Do you like having to bite on fan belts while taking a shit? Imagine for a second a pain ten times worse. That is what your bowels are going through with that cheeseburger and milkshake. Get in touch with both your bowels and feelings, because it is scientifically proven such changes, can improve your mood, lower blood pressure, and decrease your chances for an embolism while squatting.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now I knows how brown splatter feels. I made
> a
> > > mess.
> >
> >
> > Sorry to hear. And now that you understand
> > Splatters plight, was it soft and thus easier
> on
> > the fish?
>
>
> Yes the fish was not stressed but the back of the
> public toilet at work was a real mess. Of course I
> had to clean the whole thing up. o make things
> worse the Dominoes driver that gets his oil
> changed by us brought like 3 big ass pizzas in
> today and I could not resist eating 4 slices
> damnit!
> I didnt kno this but he sez Haloween iz the second
> busiest day of the year for pizza deliveries after
> super bowl sunday. Bowels across america are gonna
> be assulted tonight.

I'm sorry you had shit piled upon shit. Glad your fish survived this ordeal. At least one bright spot in a sea of brown. Our poor brother Brown Splatter goes through that daily. Side to side comparison, would you pick liquid sludge or basketballs.

My hope is your bowels don't get crushed by those pizzas. Those are bowel busters. The next time the pizza guy comes to your work, can you inquire about his bowels. Maybe he could ask customers, and we could learn more about this wonderful aroma food that's busted colons everywhere.

Nov11 Wrote:
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> On November 11 this thread will have run 3 years,
> Thats a lot of shit.
>
> Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Blooming Onion ()
> Date: November 11, 2013 01:16PM
>
> While many people in the world have bad eating
> habits, no one is worse than Americans, and
> Fairfax itself is a microcosm of the epidemic.
> Before you grab another French fry, or get that
> all meat greasy pizza, ask yourself "What Would
> Bowels Say?" WWBS is a term you should consider.
> It's rude to clog up your colon with artificial
> sweetners and trans fats. The colon has to produce
> more mucous, and your bowels are subjected to
> punishment beyond cruel and unusual.
>
> Only you can stop treating your bowels in a
> barbaric manner. Do you like having to bite on fan
> belts while taking a shit? Imagine for a second a
> pain ten times worse. That is what your bowels are
> going through with that cheeseburger and
> milkshake. Get in touch with both your bowels and
> feelings, because it is scientifically proven such
> changes, can improve your mood, lower blood
> pressure, and decrease your chances for an
> embolism while squatting.

It's a great brown accomplishment. As a band of brothers in bowel, we've supported each other . There are some who've stayed silent on the boards, but appreciate they aren't alone. We've provided education and awareness.

I think everyone should be proud here of our major brown accomplishments. My guess is congressman and others in power read these posts. We might get more funding for research, and ease concerns of future generations.

On the way to work I soiled myself. My boss didn't believe my car doesn't work excuse probably.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You are sick. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > My grandkids show a genuine interest in the
> > > Bristol Stool Guide. They know more about
> their
> > > digestive systems than most college students.
>
> > > We've had great discussions about bowels at
> the
> > > dinner table, and they show sympathy when I
> drop
> > a
> > > mini bus sized crap in the groan throne.
> > >
> > > Enjoy hanging out with stinky fingers anon
> > dick.
> >
> >
> > Pedo involving children in his sexual scat
> fetish
> > - you should be investigated by the authorities.
>
> > I have half a mind to alert them to you and
> this
> > thread. Your own grandkids and you hand out
> scat
> > photos at Halloween. You are sick.
>
> Read again numb nuts. The Bristol Stool Guide for
> kids shows objects that aren't that! You are
> definitely enjoying riding anon dicks stinky
> coattails.
>
> There's nothing illegal about the Bristol Stool
> Guide. And I don't need your stinky thick fingers
> prying into our family business.

B0 racist pervert and person that talks to his grandkids about his "mini bus sized crap in the groan throne. " at the dinner table. Great guy. If only he would stop the fake posts under 5am guy and the cartoon guy - so lame. Also he is obese, has heart disease and is O-L-D

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> On the way to work I soiled myself. My boss didn't
> believe my car doesn't work excuse probably.


So sorry Brown. If Gordo is around perhaps he can recommend a good car cleaning company. If your boss is in denial, you should send him a photograph, and remind him his day isn't shitty.

Waiting for my wetback plumber to show up. The groan throne got clogged again. I pay for his eighteen children's iguana and pineapple meals, along with a piñata or two.

No more pizza for me for awhile.goin back to 6 inch subway on wheat with turkey and veggies, my bowlez can handle that well.
I am going to move out of the pit at jiffy lube as soon as they hire a new guy, that meanz no more restroom cleaning as the newest guy gets stuck with that job. Plus they given me a dollar an hour raise.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> No more pizza for me for awhile.goin back to 6
> inch subway on wheat with turkey and veggies, my
> bowlez can handle that well.
> I am going to move out of the pit at jiffy lube as
> soon as they hire a new guy, that meanz no more
> restroom cleaning as the newest guy gets stuck
> with that job. Plus they given me a dollar an hour
> raise.


Way to go Red Onion! Congrats on your promotion, and guess the new guy will learn a lot about people's bowels. Maybe Jiffy Lube should have a certificate.

Yes Subway is better unless Jared is involved for your bowels.

Well done and now off to the "doctors " to get sodomized as my sister Matilda provides encouragement.

Old Country Buffet was a bad food choice. Mixing up multiple food groups messed up my bowels. I should have just eaten salad.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Way to go Red Onion! Congrats on your promotion,
> and guess the new guy will learn a lot about
> people's bowels. Maybe Jiffy Lube should have a
> certificate.
>
> Yes Subway is better unless Jared is involved for
> your bowels.
>
> Well done and now off to the "doctors " to get
> sodomized as my sister Matilda provides
> encouragement.

doctors = code for his sister getting dressed up in a nurses uniform and giving B0 violent ass-play. sick

violent ass-play Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Way to go Red Onion! Congrats on your
> promotion,
> > and guess the new guy will learn a lot about
> > people's bowels. Maybe Jiffy Lube should have a
> > certificate.
> >
> > Yes Subway is better unless Jared is involved
> for
> > your bowels.
> >
> > Well done and now off to the "doctors " to get
> > sodomized as my sister Matilda provides
> > encouragement.
>
> doctors = code for his sister getting dressed up
> in a nurses uniform and giving B0 violent
> ass-play. sick

Yep. They are both scat fetish perverts.

That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I think it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister to see me naked, strapped to a table with horse collars, and sodomized.

This new "doctor " practically put his five digits through my starfish. No medical lube, and I now whistle while walking.

You know it's bad, when you walk in the office, and the Readers Digests are from 1989.

The office manager treated me with contempt, having many useless forms. She sneered at me as I filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to publicly reprimand me for missing a column on page 15.

I don't think it's appropriate, for her to ask if I might need better glasses.

The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma, and a downright chilly disposition.

"Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he can!" The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to sit in a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.

This dot head comes in, no handshake or any matter of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading my chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum looking for truffles.

The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my lower intestine with some sharp object, and the nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as I left with nothing but a sore fish, while the doctor poured himself a drink.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I think
> it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister to see
> me naked, strapped to a table with horse collars,
> and sodomized.
>
> This new "doctor " practically put his five digits
> through my starfish. No medical lube, and I now
> whistle while walking.
>
> You know it's bad, when you walk in the office,
> and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
>
> The office manager treated me with contempt,
> having many useless forms. She sneered at me as I
> filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to
> publicly reprimand me for missing a column on page
> 15.
>
> I don't think it's appropriate, for her to ask if
> I might need better glasses.
>
> The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting
> wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma, and a
> downright chilly disposition.
>
> "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he can!"
> The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to sit in
> a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.
>
> This dot head comes in, no handshake or any matter
> of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading my
> chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum
> looking for truffles.
>
> The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my
> lower intestine with some sharp object, and the
> nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as I
> left with nothing but a sore fish, while the
> doctor poured himself a drink.


Sodomize, fish. Scat thread freak.

Any advice on the sharp edged ones would be appreciated. Is rectal bleeding normal after such a movement?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I think
> it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister to see
> me naked, strapped to a table with horse collars,
> and sodomized.
>
> This new "doctor " practically put his five digits
> through my starfish. No medical lube, and I now
> whistle while walking.
>
> You know it's bad, when you walk in the office,
> and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
>
> The office manager treated me with contempt,
> having many useless forms. She sneered at me as I
> filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to
> publicly reprimand me for missing a column on page
> 15.
>
> I don't think it's appropriate, for her to ask if
> I might need better glasses.
>
> The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting
> wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma, and a
> downright chilly disposition.
>
> "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he can!"
> The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to sit in
> a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.
>
> This dot head comes in, no handshake or any matter
> of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading my
> chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum
> looking for truffles.
>
> The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my
> lower intestine with some sharp object, and the
> nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as I
> left with nothing but a sore fish, while the
> doctor poured himself a drink.

What a pathetic creature you are - inventing boring stories about your sister participating in a 3-way fisting fantasy where you are everyone's bitch. You should not be allowed near children. Even in your fantasy you subconsciously realize everyone you meet disrespects and loathes your boorish manner...

Poop Patrol my Wrote:
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> Any advice on the sharp edged ones would be
> appreciated. Is rectal bleeding normal after such
> a movement?


I apologize Poop, as I'm sitting at home, with my starfish screaming.

But I'll do some research, as all anon dick does is mock us or see a doctor.

3-way fisting fantasy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I
> think
> > it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister to
> see
> > me naked, strapped to a table with horse
> collars,
> > and sodomized.
> >
> > This new "doctor " practically put his five
> digits
> > through my starfish. No medical lube, and I now
> > whistle while walking.
> >
> > You know it's bad, when you walk in the office,
> > and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
> >
> > The office manager treated me with contempt,
> > having many useless forms. She sneered at me as
> I
> > filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to
> > publicly reprimand me for missing a column on
> page
> > 15.
> >
> > I don't think it's appropriate, for her to ask
> if
> > I might need better glasses.
> >
> > The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting
> > wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma, and
> a
> > downright chilly disposition.
> >
> > "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he
> can!"
> > The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to sit
> in
> > a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.
> >
> > This dot head comes in, no handshake or any
> matter
> > of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading my
> > chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum
> > looking for truffles.
> >
> > The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my
> > lower intestine with some sharp object, and the
> > nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as I
> > left with nothing but a sore fish, while the
> > doctor poured himself a drink.
>
> What a pathetic creature you are - inventing
> boring stories about your sister participating in
> a 3-way fisting fantasy where you are everyone's
> bitch. You should not be allowed near children.
> Even in your fantasy you subconsciously realize
> everyone you meet disrespects and loathes your
> boorish manner...

A boorish manner would describe this "doctor."

Have you ever had your shit pushed in?

You are among the superior bowel crowd, who lack the decency to even be a bowel buddy. So much for turning the other cheek.

If you can't be sympathetic, maybe you should consider going to church.

My children and grandchildren are well educated about their bowels, and the bowels of others. All are well accomplished, along with being compassionate.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 3-way fisting fantasy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I
> > think
> > > it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister
> to
> > see
> > > me naked, strapped to a table with horse
> > collars,
> > > and sodomized.
> > >
> > > This new "doctor " practically put his five
> > digits
> > > through my starfish. No medical lube, and I
> now
> > > whistle while walking.
> > >
> > > You know it's bad, when you walk in the
> office,
> > > and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
> > >
> > > The office manager treated me with contempt,
> > > having many useless forms. She sneered at me
> as
> > I
> > > filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to
> > > publicly reprimand me for missing a column on
> > page
> > > 15.
> > >
> > > I don't think it's appropriate, for her to
> ask
> > if
> > > I might need better glasses.
> > >
> > > The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting
> > > wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma,
> and
> > a
> > > downright chilly disposition.
> > >
> > > "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he
> > can!"
> > > The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to
> sit
> > in
> > > a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.
> > >
> > > This dot head comes in, no handshake or any
> > matter
> > > of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading
> my
> > > chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum
> > > looking for truffles.
> > >
> > > The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my
> > > lower intestine with some sharp object, and
> the
> > > nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as
> I
> > > left with nothing but a sore fish, while the
> > > doctor poured himself a drink.
> >
> > What a pathetic creature you are - inventing
> > boring stories about your sister participating
> in
> > a 3-way fisting fantasy where you are
> everyone's
> > bitch. You should not be allowed near children.
>
> > Even in your fantasy you subconsciously realize
> > everyone you meet disrespects and loathes your
> > boorish manner...
>
> A boorish manner would describe this "doctor."
>
> Have you ever had your shit pushed in?
>
> You are among the superior bowel crowd, who lack
> the decency to even be a bowel buddy. So much for
> turning the other cheek.
>
> If you can't be sympathetic, maybe you should
> consider going to church.
>
> My children and grandchildren are well educated
> about their bowels, and the bowels of others. All
> are well accomplished, along with being
> compassionate.

Yes Im sure all they youngsters will grow up to go to fisting parties together. freak

fisting parties Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 3-way fisting fantasy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I
> > > think
> > > > it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister
> > to
> > > see
> > > > me naked, strapped to a table with horse
> > > collars,
> > > > and sodomized.
> > > >
> > > > This new "doctor " practically put his five
> > > digits
> > > > through my starfish. No medical lube, and I
> > now
> > > > whistle while walking.
> > > >
> > > > You know it's bad, when you walk in the
> > office,
> > > > and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
> > > >
> > > > The office manager treated me with
> contempt,
> > > > having many useless forms. She sneered at
> me
> > as
> > > I
> > > > filled in the boxes, and had the audacity
> to
> > > > publicly reprimand me for missing a column
> on
> > > page
> > > > 15.
> > > >
> > > > I don't think it's appropriate, for her to
> > ask
> > > if
> > > > I might need better glasses.
> > > >
> > > > The nurse who brought me in was a
> disgusting
> > > > wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma,
> > and
> > > a
> > > > downright chilly disposition.
> > > >
> > > > "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when
> he
> > > can!"
> > > > The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to
> > sit
> > > in
> > > > a freezing cold room for what seemed
> forever.
> > > >
> > > > This dot head comes in, no handshake or any
> > > matter
> > > > of eye contact acknowledgement. Just
> reading
> > my
> > > > chart. Then he inserted his hand in my
> rectum
> > > > looking for truffles.
> > > >
> > > > The pain was the worst. I believe he poked
> my
> > > > lower intestine with some sharp object, and
> > the
> > > > nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled
> as
> > I
> > > > left with nothing but a sore fish, while
> the
> > > > doctor poured himself a drink.
> > >
> > > What a pathetic creature you are - inventing
> > > boring stories about your sister
> participating
> > in
> > > a 3-way fisting fantasy where you are
> > everyone's
> > > bitch. You should not be allowed near
> children.
> >
> > > Even in your fantasy you subconsciously
> realize
> > > everyone you meet disrespects and loathes
> your
> > > boorish manner...
> >
> > A boorish manner would describe this "doctor."
> >
> > Have you ever had your shit pushed in?
> >
> > You are among the superior bowel crowd, who
> lack
> > the decency to even be a bowel buddy. So much
> for
> > turning the other cheek.
> >
> > If you can't be sympathetic, maybe you should
> > consider going to church.
> >
> > My children and grandchildren are well educated
> > about their bowels, and the bowels of others.
> All
> > are well accomplished, along with being
> > compassionate.
>
> Yes Im sure all they youngsters will grow up to go
> to fisting parties together. freak

Nope none of them are homosexuals, so that won't be happening. Bowels aren't a playground.

So much negativity here today. Sorry BO. Hope you feel better and this thread becomes more civil.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I think
> it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister to see
> me naked, strapped to a table with horse collars,
> and sodomized.
>
> This new "doctor " practically put his five digits
> through my starfish. No medical lube, and I now
> whistle while walking.
>
> You know it's bad, when you walk in the office,
> and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
>
> The office manager treated me with contempt,
> having many useless forms. She sneered at me as I
> filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to
> publicly reprimand me for missing a column on page
> 15.
>
> I don't think it's appropriate, for her to ask if
> I might need better glasses.
>
> The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting
> wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma, and a
> downright chilly disposition.
>
> "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he can!"
> The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to sit in
> a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.
>
> This dot head comes in, no handshake or any matter
> of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading my
> chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum
> looking for truffles.
>
> The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my
> lower intestine with some sharp object, and the
> nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as I
> left with nothing but a sore fish, while the
> doctor poured himself a drink.


Sweet Jesus man! Iam so sorry you had to endure that brown buddy. You are a true brown American hero! Just keep the faith bro.

^fAKE Post by b0 on his own other stupid post. stupid disgusting fetish thread...

stupid disgusting fetish thread Wrote:
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> ^fAKE Post by b0 on his own other stupid post.
> stupid disgusting fetish thread...

Apparently the fetish is yours, and its with this thread.

Got the day off today. Going to take metro to the mall downtown to visit the smithsonian for a coppa hourz. Will be hard to resist the hot dog carts down there.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That was the worst "doctors " visit ever. I
> think
> > it's both rude and demeaning, for my sister to
> see
> > me naked, strapped to a table with horse
> collars,
> > and sodomized.
> >
> > This new "doctor " practically put his five
> digits
> > through my starfish. No medical lube, and I now
> > whistle while walking.
> >
> > You know it's bad, when you walk in the office,
> > and the Readers Digests are from 1989.
> >
> > The office manager treated me with contempt,
> > having many useless forms. She sneered at me as
> I
> > filled in the boxes, and had the audacity to
> > publicly reprimand me for missing a column on
> page
> > 15.
> >
> > I don't think it's appropriate, for her to ask
> if
> > I might need better glasses.
> >
> > The nurse who brought me in was a disgusting
> > wetback, with rolls of fat, a nasty aroma, and
> a
> > downright chilly disposition.
> >
> > "Disrobe and the doctor will see you when he
> can!"
> > The door slammed, and Matilda and I had to sit
> in
> > a freezing cold room for what seemed forever.
> >
> > This dot head comes in, no handshake or any
> matter
> > of eye contact acknowledgement. Just reading my
> > chart. Then he inserted his hand in my rectum
> > looking for truffles.
> >
> > The pain was the worst. I believe he poked my
> > lower intestine with some sharp object, and the
> > nurse told me to "quit crying." She smiled as I
> > left with nothing but a sore fish, while the
> > doctor poured himself a drink.
>
>
> Sweet Jesus man! Iam so sorry you had to endure
> that brown buddy. You are a true brown American
> hero! Just keep the faith bro.


Thank you Red, and best of luck with the hotdogs.

My butt really hurts. I feel like I was disemboweled

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Got the day off today. Going to take metro to the
> mall downtown to visit the smithsonian for a coppa
> hourz. Will be hard to resist the hot dog carts
> down there.

why resist? You will only pull into a McDonalds or Subway after anyway. Why worry about which processed 80% fat food you eat when you are assured to eat it in some form all day? Make sure to report back in on how you poop liquid feces and your absolute confusion as to why. It amuses me and gives b0 something to FAP to

My starfish now has ice packs.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My starfish now has ice packs.


You kno the funny thing about ice packs it that they always help a little but never help a lot. Sadly, when you have pain then you have pain. I feel yer pain brownonionman.
I am drunk right now so maybe I'll post better in the morning. Best wishes to the brown brothers here.

I am staying home from school today because I have a tummy ache. My Mom just left for work and wont be home till 4:30. We had scallops last night for dinner and they gave me the tummy ache I am pretty sure. I like reading about bowels cause you guys are so funny. Can I be a brother in bowel? My Dad comes home from his business trip tommorow and I can ask him if its ok.

Warning.. Soliciation of a minor underway

There's no age restriction on talking about bowel problems. You are a brother in bowel or a bowel buddy at any age. Usually years lead to betrayal but welcome

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My starfish now has ice packs.
>
>
> You kno the funny thing about ice packs it that
> they always help a little but never help a lot.
> Sadly, when you have pain then you have pain. I
> feel yer pain brownonionman.
> I am drunk right now so maybe I'll post better in
> the morning. Best wishes to the brown brothers
> here.


Thank you red. Walking a bit with Matilda's assistance

made it to work on time with a bad hangover. We have no vehickles to service right at the moment but I still have to clean the restrooms. This is going to be a long day. No more drinking for me on work nightz.

I ate too much watching the World Series last night now Im awaiting dropping a Donald Trump later this morning. More coffee and my starfish will be holding a press conference with the midwives.

Gf55dd4dd Wrote:
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> Warning.. Soliciation of a minor underway


no its just the 2nd of B0's triple post. He talks to himself thinking we all admire the amazing whit he thinks he has. He doesnt. Have any whit, just a fetish and apparently a lot of time on his hands.

Jagged.odd shaped hurt

Good day BiB's.
My bowels took a turn for the worse after being unable to resist the leftover halloween candy. My ass feels like all three musketeers took their swords to it. I have the day off today and Mrs Dive either hid the rest of the candy or took it to work with her which is just as well as I don't need the temptation.
I enquired about the IBS support group at JMU, it seems as though it is just college students as I walked by the room where they meet at the east-campus library and glanced inside to see all young kids in there. I'm pretty sure they would think it was creepy for an old man like me to join in. It is good to see young sufferers getting together to console and learn from each other just as we do on this forum. As I mentioned before the food options at the dining halls at the school are vast and unlimited and unlike a place like golden corral the food is fresh as it is getting consumed at such a high rate by thousands of students and staff. It is very hard to pass up the most delicious foods for the bowel friendly fare.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Good day BiB's.
> My bowels took a turn for the worse after being
> unable to resist the leftover halloween candy. My
> ass feels like all three musketeers took their
> swords to it. I have the day off today and Mrs
> Dive either hid the rest of the candy or took it
> to work with her which is just as well as I don't
> need the temptation.
> I enquired about the IBS support group at JMU, it
> seems as though it is just college students as I
> walked by the room where they meet at the
> east-campus library and glanced inside to see all
> young kids in there. I'm pretty sure they would
> think it was creepy for an old man like me to join
> in. It is good to see young sufferers getting
> together to console and learn from each other just
> as we do on this forum. As I mentioned before the
> food options at the dining halls at the school are
> vast and unlimited and unlike a place like golden
> corral the food is fresh as it is getting consumed
> at such a high rate by thousands of students and
> staff. It is very hard to pass up the most
> delicious foods for the bowel friendly fare.

why not try not stuffing your face full of shit-food? Love complaining here too much? Have absolutely no self control? These are rhetorical questions by the way...

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Good day BiB's.
> My bowels took a turn for the worse after being
> unable to resist the leftover halloween candy. My
> ass feels like all three musketeers took their
> swords to it. I have the day off today and Mrs
> Dive either hid the rest of the candy or took it
> to work with her which is just as well as I don't
> need the temptation.
> I enquired about the IBS support group at JMU, it
> seems as though it is just college students as I
> walked by the room where they meet at the
> east-campus library and glanced inside to see all
> young kids in there. I'm pretty sure they would
> think it was creepy for an old man like me to join
> in. It is good to see young sufferers getting
> together to console and learn from each other just
> as we do on this forum. As I mentioned before the
> food options at the dining halls at the school are
> vast and unlimited and unlike a place like golden
> corral the food is fresh as it is getting consumed
> at such a high rate by thousands of students and
> staff. It is very hard to pass up the most
> delicious foods for the bowel friendly fare.


Feel better dive! And yes it seems that group wouldn't like our plaid pants. Nor our viewpoints on running illegals over with Buicks.

Goodbye starfish. I think your twinkle has been extinguished

Hello brown bro's 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had dinner a couple hours ago at Denny's. 5am guy knows that Dennys is not the best place to eat but it is a place for 5am guy to go and talk to other human beings at 3am. The waitress was a semi-angry black woman and the chef was a terrorist looking Muslim guy. Needless to say they did not have much in common with 5am guy.
5am guy is now ready to drop a brown payload. 5am guy is going to use a VR app of a lonely Yugoslavian swamp at dusk.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hello brown bro's 5am guy checking in again. 5am
> guy had dinner a couple hours ago at Denny's. 5am
> guy knows that Dennys is not the best place to eat
> but it is a place for 5am guy to go and talk to
> other human beings at 3am. The waitress was a
> semi-angry black woman and the chef was a
> terrorist looking Muslim guy. Needless to say they
> did not have much in common with 5am guy.
> 5am guy is now ready to drop a brown payload. 5am
> guy is going to use a VR app of a lonely
> Yugoslavian swamp at dusk.


Glad you aren't dropping ordinance for those ISIS people.

Straining on the throne this morning so hard that i thought I might stroke out. Not good.

How are Donald Trump's bowels? Im thinking he has issues.

Goulash

Wowzers is my butt backed up. I am working today and moving slowly. I might have to resort to a laxative but not till I get home from work. Sorry to hear about your goolosh there brown.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Wowzers is my butt backed up. I am working today
> and moving slowly. I might have to resort to a
> laxative but not till I get home from work. Sorry
> to hear about your goolosh there brown.


Sorry to hear to Red. Maybe you should visit the "doctor " I did. He cleared up the plumbing

As usual immaturity at its finest.

A well balanced diet, regular care of a GI and a psychiatrist, would behoove each and every one of you.

I see your hiney all black and shinny

You better hide it

before I bite it!

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> As usual immaturity at its finest.
>
> A well balanced diet, regular care of a GI and a
> psychiatrist, would behoove each and every one of
> you.

As long as Anon Doc has been practicing, I figure he has had his nose up about 500,000 asses.

That's got to take a toll on a man.

A messy weekend already and it's not 12 yet. Tried mixing cereals but I'm not sure what caused this foul stench.

Feel better onion!

Anita's in Springfield just opened - my bowels cringe every time I drive by. Luckily I listen to my bowels unlike the low IQ posters on this board. I will not destroy my starfish with such toxic fare. Of to MOM's for some Kale and Tempe

Anitas BowelBuster Location OPEN Wrote:
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> Anita's in Springfield just opened - my bowels
> cringe every time I drive by. Luckily I listen to
> my bowels unlike the low IQ posters on this board.
> I will not destroy my starfish with such toxic
> fare. Of to MOM's for some Kale and Tempe


Scat thread. Heads up

visiting this site due to the article in the Post - this thread is sick! You people talk about your bodily functions like little children (or adults with very sick fetishes). Get help.

I was draining the oil out of a Mercury grand marquis when it hit me. One of my co-workers covered for me as I made the mad dash up the steps. Thank God there werent nobody in the menz room. I dropped the motherlode and the toilet almost clogged but it went down at the last second. I feel so much better now and am really looking forward to my day off tommorow. I know you brown brother buddies kno what Im talking about, the feeling when the bowels break free.
I might drink a few beers during football tomorrow but salad will be on the menu.

Bertrand Wrote:
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> visiting this site due to the article in the Post
> - this thread is sick! You people talk about your
> bodily functions like little children (or adults
> with very sick fetishes). Get help.


Oh about the Moreno case. Fascinating shit.

Since you read that propoganda, feel free to talk about your bowels here.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I was draining the oil out of a Mercury grand
> marquis when it hit me. One of my co-workers
> covered for me as I made the mad dash up the
> steps. Thank God there werent nobody in the menz
> room. I dropped the motherlode and the toilet
> almost clogged but it went down at the last
> second. I feel so much better now and am really
> looking forward to my day off tommorow. I know you
> brown brother buddies kno what Im talking about,
> the feeling when the bowels break free.
> I might drink a few beers during football tomorrow
> but salad will be on the menu.


Was it one of those Canadian flush groan thrones Red Onion?

I hope your starfish is okay. That it recoups.

I'm curious if after beer and salad, if you have a green shit.

After one Saint Patrick's party I crapped green in the guest groan throne. After guests at the party complained about fetid odors of rotten corpses I took my leave.

Up early today and still feelin durn good from that gigantic load I dropped yesterday. My roomate is up early too and was tryin to get me to goto Anitas for breakfast burrittos. I told him no way in hell just coffee, toast and grapes for me this morning.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Up early today and still feelin durn good from
> that gigantic load I dropped yesterday. My roomate
> is up early too and was tryin to get me to goto
> Anitas for breakfast burrittos. I told him no way
> in hell just coffee, toast and grapes for me this
> morning.

Smart move Red Onion as Anita's is a bowel buster. Your wisdom will reap benefits, as your bowels will thank you with a toot, instead of a Red October submarine sized crap.

My sister Matilda and I are off to breakfast, but I wish you and other brothers in bowel the best.

Providing my church with better TP. The deacons denied my request.