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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: December 04, 2016 01:19PM

I made a mess at the Cheesecake Factory today. To leave shit running down the aisle seats I apologize with all of my heart. I really do but I had to leave.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 04, 2016 01:56PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I made a mess at the Cheesecake Factory today. To
> leave shit running down the aisle seats I
> apologize with all of my heart. I really do but I
> had to leave.


So sorry to hear of this splatter.

That must have been a shock to your system, but don't feel too bad. You've guaranteed job security for some wetback dish carrier. Yeah it might be stinky, but compared to what Pedro experienced in Guatemala it's a walk in the park.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 04, 2016 03:10PM

I got called inta work today because some 25 year old kid called in sick. The restrooms were a mess when I got here and some bitch stole all three rolls of toilet paper from the ladiez room. The boss was very thankfull I came in on my day off, he said I can leave at 3:30 so I can still watch some football. A old Ladiy gave me a 10 dollar tip for replacing her wiper blades in the parking lot so that waz nice. My friends at home are cookin the chicken parts and are already half drunk Im gonna use the 10 bucks to get me a six pack of bud light tall boyz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 04, 2016 03:49PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I made a mess at the Cheesecake Factory today. To
> leave shit running down the aisle seats I
> apologize with all of my heart. I really do but I
> had to leave.

Perhaps this will inspire The Cheesecake Factory to finally offer lactose free products.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: FsY5c ()
Date: December 04, 2016 04:36PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I made a mess at the Cheesecake Factory today.
> To
> > leave shit running down the aisle seats I
> > apologize with all of my heart. I really do but
> I
> > had to leave.
>
>
> So sorry to hear of this splatter.
>
> That must have been a shock to your system, but
> don't feel too bad. You've guaranteed job security
> for some wetback dish carrier. Yeah it might be
> stinky, but compared to what Pedro experienced in
> Guatemala it's a walk in the park.

I hope you get ass raped in an alley by a bunch of Mexicans, you racist cunt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: December 04, 2016 04:59PM

Bunch of racist scat fetish people. Sick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 04, 2016 07:25PM

FsY5c Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I made a mess at the Cheesecake Factory
> today.
> > To
> > > leave shit running down the aisle seats I
> > > apologize with all of my heart. I really do
> but
> > I
> > > had to leave.
> >
> >
> > So sorry to hear of this splatter.
> >
> > That must have been a shock to your system, but
> > don't feel too bad. You've guaranteed job
> security
> > for some wetback dish carrier. Yeah it might be
> > stinky, but compared to what Pedro experienced
> in
> > Guatemala it's a walk in the park.
>
> I hope you get ass raped in an alley by a bunch of
> Mexicans, you racist cunt.


Mexicans or Guatemalans? Both like low riding cars to steal lettuce, and don't talk shit about their mothers.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 04, 2016 07:26PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I got called inta work today because some 25 year
> old kid called in sick. The restrooms were a mess
> when I got here and some bitch stole all three
> rolls of toilet paper from the ladiez room. The
> boss was very thankfull I came in on my day off,
> he said I can leave at 3:30 so I can still watch
> some football. A old Ladiy gave me a 10 dollar tip
> for replacing her wiper blades in the parking lot
> so that waz nice. My friends at home are cookin
> the chicken parts and are already half drunk Im
> gonna use the 10 bucks to get me a six pack of bud
> light tall boyz.


That's a mixed roll of shit right there Red.

I wonder if Mrs. Triple would like to discuss her bowels here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: December 05, 2016 03:52AM

The doctor I went to was a nice guy. He actually did try a few things to stop the large odd shaped poops I've been experiencing. No changes of yet but hoping the diet change and prescription work. He said the prescription could take a bit over a week to start working.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 05, 2016 05:04AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy saw that a fake 5am guy was posting earlier. 5am guy broke up with the girl who was never really in a relationship with 5am guy but thought she was. 5am guy knows this makes little sense but the trouble that 5am guy has been through has devastated 5am guys bowels. 5am guy ate an entire papa john pan pizza with mushroom and double italian sausage yesterday.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: shucked oysters ()
Date: December 05, 2016 08:04AM

Sat. party with fresh oysters led to cramping gravy-squirts on Sunday. Cleansing pain to finish off the weekend before watching the deadskins lose. Sublime.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: new trition ()
Date: December 05, 2016 02:57PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy saw that a
> fake 5am guy was posting earlier. 5am guy broke up
> with the girl who was never really in a
> relationship with 5am guy but thought she was. 5am
> guy knows this makes little sense but the trouble
> that 5am guy has been through has devastated 5am
> guys bowels. 5am guy ate an entire papa john pan
> pizza with mushroom and double italian sausage
> yesterday.

Geez, a whole pizza like that would destroy anyones ass. Next time have two slices and some salad. Those new pan pizzas from papa jons are good but you should not eat a whole one.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 05, 2016 04:13PM

Goulash.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 06, 2016 09:04AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy saw that a
> fake 5am guy was posting earlier. 5am guy broke up
> with the girl who was never really in a
> relationship with 5am guy but thought she was. 5am
> guy knows this makes little sense but the trouble
> that 5am guy has been through has devastated 5am
> guys bowels. 5am guy ate an entire papa john pan
> pizza with mushroom and double italian sausage
> yesterday.

Oh man can you give us a sit rep 5 am?

I'm sorry to hear but hope your bowels survived that deluge. Off to Sunrise Retirement Home to educate about bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: December 06, 2016 10:12AM

Leaving my office again early. This really sucks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 06, 2016 01:25PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Leaving my office again early. This really sucks.


Sorry to hear your bowels betrayed you Splatter.

For once a productive presentation. Had quite a captive audience at the assisted living place. While some people might not remember or have heard it, and the knowledge has a shelf limit, my hope is it helps someone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 06, 2016 01:44PM

Cold rain running down my arms and into my buttcrack not helping my mood today. Working in the jiffy lube pit on cold wet days sucks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 06, 2016 03:46PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Cold rain running down my arms and into my
> buttcrack not helping my mood today. Working in
> the jiffy lube pit on cold wet days sucks.


Guess this means new meaning to Bombay doors, or the bowels of the shop.

Are your bowels functioning like a engine that just got some 10w30?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-ku ()
Date: December 06, 2016 03:46PM

Bowl low with water
My odorous turds coil there
Skid marks aplenty

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: December 06, 2016 05:02PM

Hello bib's I really enjoy catching up on FYBDW. there is plenty of comradery between the brown trodden individuals here which is quite admirable.
My bowels have been up to some of their old tricks but I have a huge advantage when it comes to my restroom access at my part-time job here at JMU. I applied for and was granted an access code which allows me to use the "3rd" bathrooms as we call them. These are private and secure bathrooms that are reserved for people with special needs such as disability or gender identity issues. All it took was a doctors note and I was given a access code. They have quite a few of these restrooms and are installing more of them all the time. I can linger on the can in complete privacy and comfort when need be but I use the regular men's room when I just have to pee. All in all it is a great program that should be applied nationwide.
I would like to wish happy brown trails to all and a wonderful holiday season as well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2016 04:31AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello bib's I really enjoy catching up on FYBDW.
> there is plenty of comradery between the brown
> trodden individuals here which is quite
> admirable.
> My bowels have been up to some of their old tricks
> but I have a huge advantage when it comes to my
> restroom access at my part-time job here at JMU. I
> applied for and was granted an access code which
> allows me to use the "3rd" bathrooms as we call
> them. These are private and secure bathrooms that
> are reserved for people with special needs such as
> disability or gender identity issues. All it took
> was a doctors note and I was given a access code.
> They have quite a few of these restrooms and are
> installing more of them all the time. I can linger
> on the can in complete privacy and comfort when
> need be but I use the regular men's room when I
> just have to pee. All in all it is a great program
> that should be applied nationwide.
> I would like to wish happy brown trails to all and
> a wonderful holiday season as well.


Merry Christmas Dive and that's a great way of looking at those groan thrones.

Here's to your bowels holding up ''tis holiday season.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 07, 2016 04:54AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has finally shit out the large pan pizza that 5am guy ate recently. 5am guy has a history with a mild eating disorder. 5am guy turns to food when 5am guy is stressed out. 5am guy is pretty much over it now.
5am guy was using native American soothing meditation music along with blacklights, lava lamps and the bathroom heater set to 80 degrees to help 5am guy to relax and have a good elimination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS3pmxyLOZc

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2016 07:40AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has
> finally shit out the large pan pizza that 5am guy
> ate recently. 5am guy has a history with a mild
> eating disorder. 5am guy turns to food when 5am
> guy is stressed out. 5am guy is pretty much over
> it now.
> 5am guy was using native American soothing
> meditation music along with blacklights, lava
> lamps and the bathroom heater set to 80 degrees to
> help 5am guy to relax and have a good
> elimination.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS3pmxyLOZc


What happened to the whale singing 5 am? I believe Gerry dropped a sperm whale this morning, while I work on an orca that's going to damage the fish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 07, 2016 11:02AM

Cleanin the jiffy lube restrooms was no picnic today as there waz what looked like a gallon of piss on the menz room floor. On the upside they are interviewing a guy today and hopes he gets hired sos as i can get out of the pit an not have to clean the restrooms except on his day off.
A customer brought in a big tray of brownies with icing an a hershey kiss on top of each one god help me az i ate 3 of em an now im feelin the rumblins of what may turn out to be hershey squirts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2016 08:05PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Cleanin the jiffy lube restrooms was no picnic
> today as there waz what looked like a gallon of
> piss on the menz room floor. On the upside they
> are interviewing a guy today and hopes he gets
> hired sos as i can get out of the pit an not have
> to clean the restrooms except on his day off.
> A customer brought in a big tray of brownies with
> icing an a hershey kiss on top of each one god
> help me az i ate 3 of em an now im feelin the
> rumblins of what may turn out to be hershey
> squirts.


While kind of the customer, my hope is you don't experience Splatter woes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 08, 2016 06:30AM

A night of screaming, that could best be described in the chapters of a Stephen King novel. That painful bowel buster caused real pain and a bit of blood too.

If anyone wants war paint let me know.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gordorsky ()
Date: December 08, 2016 10:38AM

Slovak foods have helped a lot. Less car cleaning more money saves.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: December 08, 2016 11:39AM

My bowels my butt hurts waaaaaaaah!!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: December 08, 2016 12:15PM

I have another conference with researchers from Pepperdine. This is a promising study.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 08, 2016 01:01PM

Thank god the new man starts tomorrow an he will take over the restroom cleaning. This iz like a Christmas prezent fo me. The browniez i ate yesterday made me feel tha pain that our friend brown splatter haz to deal with but at least my splatter waz at home rather than work so it waz less embarassing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: December 08, 2016 07:17PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Thank god the new man starts tomorrow an he will
> take over the restroom cleaning. This iz like a
> Christmas prezent fo me. The browniez i ate
> yesterday made me feel tha pain that our friend
> brown splatter haz to deal with but at least my
> splatter waz at home rather than work so it waz
> less embarassing.


That sounds bad. I enjoy your posts red Onion. Hope it works out!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 09, 2016 06:18AM

The pain in my bowels is here. The aromas are too. Yet a failure to launch thus far

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Francis ()
Date: December 09, 2016 08:25AM

Using striking terminology, Francis said journalists and the media must avoid falling into “coprophilia” – an abnormal interest in excrement. Those reading or watching such stories risked behaving like coprophagics, people who eat faeces, he added.

The pope excused himself for using terminology that some might find repellent. “I think the media have to be very clear, very transparent, and not fall into – no offence intended – the sickness of coprophilia, that is, always wanting to cover scandals, covering nasty things, even if they are true,” he said. “And since people have a tendency towards the sickness of coprophagia, a lot of damage can be done.”

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 09, 2016 09:26AM

This cold weather iz having effects on my bowelz. The townhouse basement that I rent haz the thermostat upstairz and i cant turn the heat up. This morning it was 62 degrees in my bathroom an i couldent drop my load.
The new guy at work had experience an iz now workin the pit here at jiffy lube. Now that i iz back on the top side maybe i can get better tips. I have found out that old white ladiez and korean men give the best tips.
Yesterday a guy i knew from prison came in for an oil change and we talked about old times, he offered me som weed to smoke but i turned it down. Some peoples never learn lol!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 09, 2016 09:40AM

The owner of a local plumbing company jus dropped off christmas cards to us at work because we change the oil in hiz fleet of vans. Everyone got a boston market 25 dollar gift card! This could be trouble for my bowelz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 09, 2016 10:52AM

Francis Wrote:
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> Using striking terminology, Francis said
> journalists and the media must avoid falling into
> “coprophilia” – an abnormal interest in
> excrement
. Those reading or watching such
> stories risked behaving like coprophagics,
> people who eat faeces, he added.
>
> The pope excused himself for using terminology
> that some might find repellent. “I think the
> media have to be very clear, very transparent, and
> not fall into – no offence intended – the
> sickness of coprophilia, that is, always wanting
> to cover scandals, covering nasty things, even if
> they are true,” he said. “And since people
> have a tendency towards the sickness of
> coprophagia, a lot of damage can be
> done.”

When the eminence sits on the groan throne, is it a holy shit? Catholics are batshit crazy backwards barbarians.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 09, 2016 10:53AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> The owner of a local plumbing company jus dropped
> off christmas cards to us at work because we
> change the oil in hiz fleet of vans. Everyone got
> a boston market 25 dollar gift card! This could be
> trouble for my bowelz!


That's a possible 50/50 split red. That is kind of this owner.

Depending on what you have BM aka Boston Market, might be okay as long as you avoid the meatloaf and mac and cheese.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: December 09, 2016 02:37PM

What a nightmare at the office Christmas party.I have no doubt my coworkers smelled that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: December 09, 2016 05:14PM

My bowels hurt after our company party too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: December 09, 2016 06:08PM

Scat freaks

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 09, 2016 10:20PM

I don't think my fish can handle much more of these fetid cement bags .

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 10, 2016 07:04AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I don't think my fish can handle much more of
> these fetid cement bags .


You know Brownonion Cosiderin everything a starfish haz to endure over its lifespan it really is an amazing thing. If you think your starfish has it rough I knew some guys in prison who had it even rougher. I still remember hearing those screams in the middle of the night that would send chills down yer spine.

Anyways We just opened for bizness here at work but no customers are here yet. After today I gots two whole dayz off. We are gonna watch the early game at Brion's tommorow an take uber home so no drunk drivin will be done.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 10, 2016 08:00AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't think my fish can handle much more of
> > these fetid cement bags .
>
>
> You know Brownonion Cosiderin everything a
> starfish haz to endure over its lifespan it really
> is an amazing thing. If you think your starfish
> has it rough I knew some guys in prison who had it
> even rougher. I still remember hearing those
> screams in the middle of the night that would send
> chills down yer spine.
>
> Anyways We just opened for bizness here at work
> but no customers are here yet. After today I gots
> two whole dayz off. We are gonna watch the early
> game at Brion's tommorow an take uber home so no
> drunk drivin will be done.


Was it due to the prison food, a big man named Bubba or a combination?

Horrific bowel punishment.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 10, 2016 08:39AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I don't think my fish can handle much more of
> > > these fetid cement bags .
> >
> >
> > You know Brownonion Cosiderin everything a
> > starfish haz to endure over its lifespan it
> really
> > is an amazing thing. If you think your starfish
> > has it rough I knew some guys in prison who had
> it
> > even rougher. I still remember hearing those
> > screams in the middle of the night that would
> send
> > chills down yer spine.
> >
> > Anyways We just opened for bizness here at work
> > but no customers are here yet. After today I
> gots
> > two whole dayz off. We are gonna watch the
> early
> > game at Brion's tommorow an take uber home so
> no
> > drunk drivin will be done.
>
>
> Was it due to the prison food, a big man named
> Bubba or a combination?
>
> Horrific bowel punishment.


Ya know brownonion it really aint nothing like the holywood moviz version of prison life. Most of the guys that took it in da butt did it because they liked it. But somtimes a gang or even the corrections staff would arrange fo someone to get ass raped as a punishiment or to break their spirit. When that happend it waz 8 to 10 guys against one victim and oh how those guys would scream and be in the infirmary fo weeks after.
That was a rare event but I stayed away from gangs and did not disrespect anyone the whole time I waz on the inside so I never got attacked. I pulled an extra 6 months because I got caught with a shank twice but I never shanked anyone, i carried it fo protection .

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Notrhman ()
Date: December 10, 2016 10:32AM

thread closing soon under new regulations - Motherland Greatness At Work TM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 10, 2016 04:52PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I don't think my fish can handle much more
> of
> > > > these fetid cement bags .
> > >
> > >
> > > You know Brownonion Cosiderin everything a
> > > starfish haz to endure over its lifespan it
> > really
> > > is an amazing thing. If you think your
> starfish
> > > has it rough I knew some guys in prison who
> had
> > it
> > > even rougher. I still remember hearing those
> > > screams in the middle of the night that would
> > send
> > > chills down yer spine.
> > >
> > > Anyways We just opened for bizness here at
> work
> > > but no customers are here yet. After today I
> > gots
> > > two whole dayz off. We are gonna watch the
> > early
> > > game at Brion's tommorow an take uber home so
> > no
> > > drunk drivin will be done.
> >
> >
> > Was it due to the prison food, a big man named
> > Bubba or a combination?
> >
> > Horrific bowel punishment.
>
>
> Ya know brownonion it really aint nothing like the
> holywood moviz version of prison life. Most of the
> guys that took it in da butt did it because they
> liked it. But somtimes a gang or even the
> corrections staff would arrange fo someone to get
> ass raped as a punishiment or to break their
> spirit. When that happend it waz 8 to 10 guys
> against one victim and oh how those guys would
> scream and be in the infirmary fo weeks after.
> That was a rare event but I stayed away from gangs
> and did not disrespect anyone the whole time I waz
> on the inside so I never got attacked. I pulled an
> extra 6 months because I got caught with a shank
> twice but I never shanked anyone, i carried it fo
> protection .


That's hardcore, and while some deserve punishment, having ones bowels impacted/battered is cruel. What's left of my fish cringes at what some of those people have gone through.

As for shanks I believe if my large basketballs were cut to size and sharpened, they could be a dangerous weapon.

Vladimir Putin has excellent bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: December 10, 2016 05:47PM

What are your folks plans for Christmas?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 10, 2016 09:12PM

Miscavage Wrote:
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> What are your folks plans for Christmas?


Trying not to drop a Christmas tree with ornaments through our rectums.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 11, 2016 10:01AM

Miscavage Wrote:
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> What are your folks plans for Christmas?


Going to vizit my sister and her family. They feel real sorry for me, they live in a nice suburban home and drive lexus and bmw vehicles an have a beach house in florida.
I iz the loser uncle who went to prison an used to be a druggie. I does love my sister tho an would do anything for her and her family. Last year they gave me a 200 dollar walmart gift card an a nice christmas greeting card. My sister wrote me an sent money an gifts to me while I waz in prison an that meant a lot. My first christmas in prison was real hard an I got a package from her with a brand new pair of sneakers, slim jims and peperage farm cookies, I waz really touched by that.

How bout you Miscavage?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: December 11, 2016 03:27PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What are your folks plans for Christmas?
>
>
> Going to vizit my sister and her family. They feel
> real sorry for me, they live in a nice suburban
> home and drive lexus and bmw vehicles an have a
> beach house in florida.
> I iz the loser uncle who went to prison an used to
> be a druggie. I does love my sister tho an would
> do anything for her and her family. Last year they
> gave me a 200 dollar walmart gift card an a nice
> christmas greeting card. My sister wrote me an
> sent money an gifts to me while I waz in prison an
> that meant a lot. My first christmas in prison was
> real hard an I got a package from her with a brand
> new pair of sneakers, slim jims and peperage farm
> cookies, I waz really touched by that.
>
> How bout you Miscavage?

They sound good for the most part. Your care package sounds a lot like what I got back in college, and you are right, it's kind and appreciated. Going up to Philadelphia. Not thrilled about traffic but missing family a lot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 11, 2016 05:35PM

Hope everyone's bowels are holding up okay.

A shame my sister is in the hospital with an obstructed bowel.

Although not at Fairfax it was easy to find her as doctors and nurses with clothes pins on the nose led the way. Kind of a brown Hansel and Gretel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lays for sale ()
Date: December 11, 2016 08:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hope everyone's bowels are holding up okay.
>
> A shame my sister is in the hospital with an
> obstructed bowel.
>
> Although not at Fairfax it was easy to find her as
> doctors and nurses with clothes pins on the nose
> led the way. Kind of a brown Hansel and Gretel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: yes ()
Date: December 11, 2016 08:04PM

Lays for sale Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hope everyone's bowels are holding up okay.
> >
> > A shame my sister is in the hospital with an
> > obstructed bowel.
> >
> > Although not at Fairfax it was easy to find her
> as
> > doctors and nurses with clothes pins on the
> nose
> > led the way. Kind of a brown Hansel and Gretel.


Yes!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 12, 2016 07:59AM

My butt really hurts. My guess is my sister Matilda is strapped to the table like an out of control dog.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Putin has excellent bowels ()
Date: December 12, 2016 08:25AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I don't think my fish can handle much
> more
> > of
> > > > > these fetid cement bags .
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You know Brownonion Cosiderin everything a
> > > > starfish haz to endure over its lifespan it
> > > really
> > > > is an amazing thing. If you think your
> > starfish
> > > > has it rough I knew some guys in prison who
> > had
> > > it
> > > > even rougher. I still remember hearing
> those
> > > > screams in the middle of the night that
> would
> > > send
> > > > chills down yer spine.
> > > >
> > > > Anyways We just opened for bizness here at
> > work
> > > > but no customers are here yet. After today
> I
> > > gots
> > > > two whole dayz off. We are gonna watch the
> > > early
> > > > game at Brion's tommorow an take uber home
> so
> > > no
> > > > drunk drivin will be done.
> > >
> > >
> > > Was it due to the prison food, a big man
> named
> > > Bubba or a combination?
> > >
> > > Horrific bowel punishment.
> >
> >
> > Ya know brownonion it really aint nothing like
> the
> > holywood moviz version of prison life. Most of
> the
> > guys that took it in da butt did it because
> they
> > liked it. But somtimes a gang or even the
> > corrections staff would arrange fo someone to
> get
> > ass raped as a punishiment or to break their
> > spirit. When that happend it waz 8 to 10 guys
> > against one victim and oh how those guys would
> > scream and be in the infirmary fo weeks after.
> > That was a rare event but I stayed away from
> gangs
> > and did not disrespect anyone the whole time I
> waz
> > on the inside so I never got attacked. I pulled
> an
> > extra 6 months because I got caught with a
> shank
> > twice but I never shanked anyone, i carried it
> fo
> > protection .
>
>
> That's hardcore, and while some deserve
> punishment, having ones bowels impacted/battered
> is cruel. What's left of my fish cringes at what
> some of those people have gone through.
>
> As for shanks I believe if my large basketballs
> were cut to size and sharpened, they could be a
> dangerous weapon.
>
> Vladimir Putin has excellent bowels. thanks to you and fellow Trump Comrades - together we will make Russia Great Again. We have much work to do destroying Democracy in US.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: December 12, 2016 10:02AM

I could not resist Duck Donuts. I do not know why I keep doing this to my bowels. It is painful.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: December 12, 2016 11:15AM

People are cruel. For my gag gift at work a bottle of pepto

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 12, 2016 01:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My butt really hurts. My guess is my sister
> Matilda is strapped to the table like an out of
> control dog.


This is bad newz brownonion. I guess bowel problems runz in yer family tree. Please keeps up updated on her codition. I iz gonna say a little brown prayer for her.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Black Underwear ()
Date: December 12, 2016 01:53PM

Fuck you beh scat lover

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: brown bumper ()
Date: December 12, 2016 02:02PM

Kathleen Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes here,
> I
> > wish you IBS for one day.
> >
> >
> > This isn't about shit rather our
> underperforming
> > and betraying bowels.
>
>
> I have looked through some of the previous pages
> on this board and I see a fair amount of humor as
> well as some hate from some people but I get the
> feeling that most of the people here are true
> victims of ibs.
> People who have normal bowels really have no point
> of reference to understand our suffering. If I
> could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly
> hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those are
> not for sale. People who have never experienced
> crippling constipation cannot understand that.


Brown truth.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 12, 2016 02:16PM

At first I was t happy about this. Wearing adult underwear is bad enough but people need to show more respect here. Agree all about the last posting.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: December 12, 2016 03:30PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> At first I was t happy about this. Wearing adult
> underwear is bad enough but people need to show
> more respect here. Agree all about the last
> posting.


Could be worse! Cancer AIDS stroke diabetes Alzheimer's. Geez.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: December 12, 2016 04:11PM

Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At first I was t happy about this. Wearing
> adult
> > underwear is bad enough but people need to show
> > more respect here. Agree all about the last
> > posting.
>
>
> Could be worse! Cancer AIDS stroke diabetes
> Alzheimer's. Geez.


Yes those are all bad. But these guys are going thru pain. Let them vent.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wvdXm ()
Date: December 12, 2016 11:48PM

Last week I had the worst gas in years. Last Thursday, I ate some Campbell's clam chowder with some croutons mixed in for lunch. On the way home I decided I didn't want to cook so I went and grabbed a Quarter Pounder with fries for dinner because I was too lazy to cook something. Within and hour of eating the burger, I was farting every 20 minutes and they had a clammy burger smell to them. Horrible! I started farting at 8 PM and was still going at 3 AM until I passed out tired.

Did it again tonight except I had cheese ravioli with spaghetti sauce with ground elk meat in it for lunch. Dinner was some nuked meatballs with some cheese an a little ketchup. Boom, farting like crazy and the smell of sulfur (egg) is very pronounced. Going to bed and hope I don't shit or suffocate myself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2016 09:05AM

I visited Matilda again at the hospital.

There's nothing worse than seeing your sister strapped naked by a neck collar and arm/leg restraints to the table. Even when I put my beloved dog down I was able to keep his collar.

She's going to be in for a few more days. My guess is that "doctors " sausage like fingers will clear up the bowel obstruction.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 13, 2016 10:53AM

I waz runnin late for work today so i skipped breakfast and didnt pack me no lunch. I ate a vending machine honey bun and washed it down wit a diet pepsi, this is not the breakfast of championz. We still haves lots of people wanting coolant flushes with the extreme cold weathed comin in. Going to be a long day an lookin like mcdonald food for lunch.

@brownonion pleaze send my best regards to yer sister.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: December 13, 2016 11:49AM

BO..all the best wishes to Matilda and hope for a speedy recovery.

Red Onion..hope the new guy lasts awhile and you can clean up on tips out of the pit.

As for myself, I was betrayed yesterday. Had a meal with some banana peppers on it (since jalapenos at this stage tear me up). Same thing happened with the banana peppers...definitely a #6 #2, and fiery to boot. Hoping my first "deposit" today goes well. I've been holding off for fear of a repeat from last night.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter mcwky ()
Date: December 13, 2016 11:52AM

Stayed out of work after being humiliated with Pepto. I don't understand why people are so cruel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 13, 2016 03:26PM

Pepto! That stuff is useless. All it ever did was color my anus splitting stool pink.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 14, 2016 04:04AM

Hi 5am guy checkin in. 5am guy took the night off. 5 am guy went to DC and found a Thai ladyboy for the evening. The thai ladyboy had a huge cock but 5 am guy took it all in. 5am guy has some sore bowels now but has grown to enjoy the love of a man much more than women nowadays. 5 am guy longs for the bbc.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 14, 2016 01:25PM

Had to take a at work dump today. It was bad, stunk up the whole waiting room.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2016 02:34PM

In just misery as it's day after day of my sister leashed to an exam table, while some doctor who looks like a high school student, pillages her rectum looking for gold, truffles, something like that.

I still can't have one of her collars to hold on to and cry with, as they jam thick fingers or medical devices up there. Hoping her 4 pm enema with supplies from the CDC clears her up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-ku ()
Date: December 14, 2016 03:33PM

Christmas treats consumed
Santa begins to descend
My sphincter chimney

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: December 14, 2016 03:43PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> In just misery as it's day after day of my sister
> leashed to an exam table, while some doctor who
> looks like a high school student, pillages her
> rectum looking for gold, truffles, something like
> that.
>
> I still can't have one of her collars to hold on
> to and cry with, as they jam thick fingers or
> medical devices up there. Hoping her 4 pm enema
> with supplies from the CDC clears her up.


How's Woodburn?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: December 14, 2016 07:43PM

Scat sister fisting groan throne scat thread

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: best of FYBDW ()
Date: December 14, 2016 08:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A clowns life it must to be me
> I thought pain would set me free
> My groan throne just saw pain
> As my ass began to rain.
>
> A large dump the size of a car
> It didn't go very far
> Soon I have to call my wetback plumber
> Who earns enough from me for a Hummer.
>
> My starfish is one tangled hole
> My bowels are old like Bob Dole
> This vicious cycle is a bitch
> One would think I'm a witch
>
> The screaming sounds scare the people
> Although I'd contend they are sheeple
> My bowels hurt and my rectum is torn
> No going out tooting my horn.


Nice!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: code that you see ()
Date: December 14, 2016 08:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> In just misery as it's day after day of my sister
> leashed to an exam table, while some doctor who
> looks like a high school student, pillages her
> rectum looking for gold, truffles, something like
> that.
>
> I still can't have one of her collars to hold on
> to and cry with, as they jam thick fingers or
> medical devices up there. Hoping her 4 pm enema
> with supplies from the CDC clears her up.

you are a fucking idiot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: December 15, 2016 07:53AM

I should not have eaten IHOP. My bowels are busting at the seams.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: December 15, 2016 09:43AM

I forgot my care kit at work and don't know what to do. My crap is all over the bathroom and it stinks. What can I do not to get fired?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 15, 2016 09:49AM

I ate at IHOP once. my bowels seized up for a week. When I was finally able to defecate, the stool was like a sofa, long and wide.

This never happened at 29 diner.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 15, 2016 11:40AM

A guy i works with brought in a couple dozen donuts this mornin. Like the dumbass i am i ate two of em. Now i feels the rumblins of something truly horrific.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 15, 2016 11:43AM

BEH Wrote:
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> I ate at IHOP once. my bowels seized up for a
> week. When I was finally able to defecate, the
> stool was like a sofa, long and wide.
>
> This never happened at 29 diner.


Ihop and cracker barrell are for people with bowels that very similar to a commercial kitchen garbage dispozal. I iz always amazed to see senior citizend eating there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: December 15, 2016 03:12PM

All cause my bowels pain. Massive to be truthful

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 15, 2016 06:57PM

Will try to get back to you all soon.

Good news is my sister dropped the Brown Cadillac. Bad news is the mess in the room.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 16, 2016 09:07AM

Matilda's poor starfish is bruised badly. As her brother I've done the best I can to help her. The antibiotic creams are a pain to apply to what appears a shredded rectum.

My bowels are hurting this morning. My guess is Santa has a bloated brown stocking in my future. It really is a shame during Christmas, but on a plus note I hope to get a tree today from some slimeball wetback for cheap.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: December 16, 2016 10:06AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Matilda's poor starfish is bruised badly. As her
> brother I've done the best I can to help her. The
> antibiotic creams are a pain to apply to what
> appears a shredded rectum.
>
> My bowels are hurting this morning. My guess is
> Santa has a bloated brown stocking in my future.
> It really is a shame during Christmas, but on a
> plus note I hope to get a tree today from some
> slimeball wetback for cheap.


Incest scat racist

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter mc3 ()
Date: December 16, 2016 10:45AM

Next week I have to go to my boss desk and meet him about the mess I made. It's scary and I'm not sure I'll keep my job. At the same time I don't want to hear what will be awful. If it was a bad job I'd never go back. But the job income is great.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 16, 2016 11:30AM

Brown Splatter mc3 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Next week I have to go to my boss desk and meet
> him about the mess I made. It's scary and I'm not
> sure I'll keep my job. At the same time I don't
> want to hear what will be awful. If it was a bad
> job I'd never go back. But the job income is
> great.


Definitely bring plastic liner for your seat while talking to your manager and inquire about his bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 17, 2016 04:44AM

Up all night taking care of my sister is exhausting. I'm glad she cleared out her shit but only so much a person can do.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: December 17, 2016 05:46AM

Brown Christmas

by, jhonny bravo



I'll have a brown Christmas trying to poo
I'll be so screwed just trying to poo
Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
Won't be the same dear, if I cant get this poop out of me

And when those brown turds start falling
That's when those brown memories start calling
You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a brown, brown brown brown Christmas

You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a brown, brown Christmas

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 17, 2016 07:22AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown Christmas
>
> by, jhonny bravo
>
>
>
> I'll have a brown Christmas trying to poo
> I'll be so screwed just trying to poo
> Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree
> Won't be the same dear, if I cant get this poop
> out of me
>
> And when those brown turds start falling
> That's when those brown memories start calling
> You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of
> white
> But I'll have a brown, brown brown brown
> Christmas
>
> You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of
> white
> But I'll have a brown, brown Christmas

Merry Christmas Mr. Bravo! Well done. Now to shit out this 8 foot Georgia pine with glass ornaments.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 17, 2016 07:39AM

We had a two hour delay at work due to icy roads. That made fo a very nice long poopin session fo me this mornin. I plugged in a little heater in the bathroom and that made it extras nice. Ahhh, the simples pleasures of life!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 17, 2016 08:08AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> We had a two hour delay at work due to icy roads.
> That made fo a very nice long poopin session fo me
> this mornin. I plugged in a little heater in the
> bathroom and that made it extras nice. Ahhh, the
> simples pleasures of life!


Hey red onion how's your starfish after this adventure?

You gave me a great idea. A ceramic heater near the groan throne, as a lot of time is spent there.

This morning I sit on the groan throne with a cup of coffee, to try to speed up the elimination process.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 17, 2016 08:48AM

I iz still at home as my parkin lot is sheer ice!

@brownion my fish iz feelin fine, thank u fer askin. I got in da showwer and took the shower massage to it an that helped alot. Sometimes i lisiten to thiz poopin music with my headphones an it really doze help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=649p5Z7ROrM

How iz yo sister doin brownonion??

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lame shit forum ()
Date: December 17, 2016 10:43AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We had a two hour delay at work due to icy
> roads.
> > That made fo a very nice long poopin session fo
> me
> > this mornin. I plugged in a little heater in
> the
> > bathroom and that made it extras nice. Ahhh,
> the
> > simples pleasures of life!
>
>
> Hey red onion how's your starfish after this
> adventure?
>
> You gave me a great idea. A ceramic heater near
> the groan throne, as a lot of time is spent
> there.
>
> This morning I sit on the groan throne with a cup
> of coffee, to try to speed up the elimination
> process.

Horrible fucking troll. Not funny in the least. Whoever you are IRL, give it up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: your unfunny posts ()
Date: December 17, 2016 10:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Will try to get back to you all soon.
>
> Good news is my sister dropped the Brown Cadillac.
> Bad news is the mess in the room.


Scat freak. 5 yr. old bathroom humor at best. Why not take up a hobby instead of eating and posting your unfunny posts?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 17, 2016 01:05PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I iz still at home as my parkin lot is sheer ice!
>
> @brownion my fish iz feelin fine, thank u fer
> askin. I got in da showwer and took the shower
> massage to it an that helped alot. Sometimes i
> lisiten to thiz poopin music with my headphones an
> it really doze help
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=649p5Z7ROrM
>
> How iz yo sister doin brownonion??


That's good to hear Red Onion because a happy or at least fully not brutalized fish is a happy fish.

What genre of pooping music works best for you?

Matilda is still hurting but the creams I've put on her rectum have led to decreased swelling. My poor sister really did have a Jurassic park build up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:35PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I iz still at home as my parkin lot is sheer
> ice!
> >
> > @brownion my fish iz feelin fine, thank u fer
> > askin. I got in da showwer and took the shower
> > massage to it an that helped alot. Sometimes i
> > lisiten to thiz poopin music with my headphones
> an
> > it really doze help
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=649p5Z7ROrM
> >
> > How iz yo sister doin brownonion??
>
>
> That's good to hear Red Onion because a happy or
> at least fully not brutalized fish is a happy
> fish.
>
> What genre of pooping music works best for you?
>
> Matilda is still hurting but the creams I've put
> on her rectum have led to decreased swelling. My
> poor sister really did have a Jurassic park build
> up.


Well at least she iz home. Nothin worse than bein stuck in the hospital.

Buziness is slow at jiffy lube for a saturday but I sold 6 gift cards an I gets a 5 dollar comission on each one, no tips so far today an I go home in a hour. Got the next 2 dayz off an am gonna cook a turkey breast in crockpot tommorow. Turkey seems to digest good if ya dont eat the skin.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 18, 2016 09:10AM

Yes she is home but cleaning her fish, dealing with her excessive gas, plus her volume on the television for Law and Order reruns is frustrating.

People should tip you, especially at this time of year.

I concur turkey without the skin is bowel friendly. But leaving it on is a heave and ho experience.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: December 18, 2016 09:16AM

Happy Holidays BiB's!
I love Christmas time but along with all the good tidings and joy there often lurks a hidden danger. Irresistible baked goods can be found almost everywhere and those tasty treats can bring a complete lack of comfort and joy to your bowels if you are digestively challenged.
Tomorrow morning for example the 30 or so employees in my department at work are going to a place called the Wood Grill buffet. I have never been there but am told it is a very nice buffet. I am pretty sure this place will be loaded with weapons of ass destruction and I am going to have to resist temptation and stick to toast and fruit. We work just two days this week and are off till after new years so Mrs. Dive and I are thinking about a few nights in Virginia beach.
I hope and pray all the BiB's have a wonderful holiday!
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