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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: October 03, 2016 09:17AM
It makes me laugh that the doctor recommends seeing him.
There's nothing for incontinence other than buy some diapers and I wish you well.
There's nothing for incontinence other than buy some diapers and I wish you well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: October 03, 2016 09:44AM
I made a big pot of chili on Saturday man oh man did that clear me out. Had a rough nite on the can last nite but now i feels good. Probably going to stop and get ball park beef franks and some martins buns for some chilidoggs with cheese on top tonite. I am off work on tuesday so i can shit all day if needs be. Tonight its football, ice cold beer and those doggs!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: October 03, 2016 09:52AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I made a big pot of chili on Saturday man oh man
> did that clear me out. Had a rough nite on the can
> last nite but now i feels good. Probably going to
> stop and get ball park beef franks and some
> martins buns for some chilidoggs with cheese on
> top tonite. I am off work on tuesday so i can shit
> all day if needs be. Tonight its football, ice
> cold beer and those doggs!
The last time I ate like that I would up with Fecal impaction to the point of causing a megacolon, requiring emergency removal of the impaction.
Enjoy, but I'll be watching football drinking Metamucil.
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> I made a big pot of chili on Saturday man oh man
> did that clear me out. Had a rough nite on the can
> last nite but now i feels good. Probably going to
> stop and get ball park beef franks and some
> martins buns for some chilidoggs with cheese on
> top tonite. I am off work on tuesday so i can shit
> all day if needs be. Tonight its football, ice
> cold beer and those doggs!
The last time I ate like that I would up with Fecal impaction to the point of causing a megacolon, requiring emergency removal of the impaction.
Enjoy, but I'll be watching football drinking Metamucil.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: October 03, 2016 10:05AM
Morning BiBs!
Damn, that sounds good Red Onion! Salivating at the thought of chili dogs and beer. Enjoy your evening and the game!
Not one, but (butt?) two massive #4#2s this morning. Feeling completely empty. I wonder if this will preclude my normal mid-afternoon dump? Don't know if anything is left in there.
Damn, that sounds good Red Onion! Salivating at the thought of chili dogs and beer. Enjoy your evening and the game!
Not one, but (butt?) two massive #4#2s this morning. Feeling completely empty. I wonder if this will preclude my normal mid-afternoon dump? Don't know if anything is left in there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 03, 2016 10:34AM
Good morning everyone. Those food choices cause me to sweat. Just the mere thought of it.
Anyhow I wish everyone #4 #2s. Wish me luck as I begin the usual couple day mark, where my bowels build the ridiculously large object they are going to deliver.
Currently my sister Matilda is on the groan throne, and our entire house wouldn't need the scent of garlic to scare vampires away.
Anyhow I wish everyone #4 #2s. Wish me luck as I begin the usual couple day mark, where my bowels build the ridiculously large object they are going to deliver.
Currently my sister Matilda is on the groan throne, and our entire house wouldn't need the scent of garlic to scare vampires away.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
punchline in your own joke
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Date: October 03, 2016 11:14AM
I have been dieting for a couple weeks and have lost 13 lbs. I can tell you once you restrict your caloric intake you wont poop much. This no doubt would provide relief to those of you processing metric tons of processed food. There really is no mystery to your affliction - you eat too much and what you eat is of poor quality for your body.
Enjoy your self-destruction as much as you can and of course make sure to complain about it and use utterly un-funny bathroom 'humor' to entertain yourselves as the literal punchline in your own joke.
Enjoy your self-destruction as much as you can and of course make sure to complain about it and use utterly un-funny bathroom 'humor' to entertain yourselves as the literal punchline in your own joke.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 03, 2016 12:05PM
punchline in your own joke Wrote:
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> I have been dieting for a couple weeks and have
> lost 13 lbs. I can tell you once you restrict
> your caloric intake you wont poop much. This no
> doubt would provide relief to those of you
> processing metric tons of processed food. There
> really is no mystery to your affliction - you eat
> too much and what you eat is of poor quality for
> your body.
>
> Enjoy your self-destruction as much as you can and
> of course make sure to complain about it and use
> utterly un-funny bathroom 'humor' to entertain
> yourselves as the literal punchline in your own
> joke.
How are your bowels and starfish? Exit only for that please.
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> I have been dieting for a couple weeks and have
> lost 13 lbs. I can tell you once you restrict
> your caloric intake you wont poop much. This no
> doubt would provide relief to those of you
> processing metric tons of processed food. There
> really is no mystery to your affliction - you eat
> too much and what you eat is of poor quality for
> your body.
>
> Enjoy your self-destruction as much as you can and
> of course make sure to complain about it and use
> utterly un-funny bathroom 'humor' to entertain
> yourselves as the literal punchline in your own
> joke.
How are your bowels and starfish? Exit only for that please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: October 03, 2016 02:15PM
Why do my work days cause more messes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 03, 2016 03:18PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Why do my work days cause more messes?
Is your boss some third world savage, hellbent that he can compete with a white male of Anglo Saxon backgrounds? Some bosses can lead to anxiety/stress, which can cause your bowels to leak mush out of the fish or result in dropping off battleships.
My heart and bowels go out to you splatter. I'm not sure which form of IBS is the worst, but the results are the same. A rude doctor who smiles as he sodomizes you or those with superior bowels showing callous indifference.
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> Why do my work days cause more messes?
Is your boss some third world savage, hellbent that he can compete with a white male of Anglo Saxon backgrounds? Some bosses can lead to anxiety/stress, which can cause your bowels to leak mush out of the fish or result in dropping off battleships.
My heart and bowels go out to you splatter. I'm not sure which form of IBS is the worst, but the results are the same. A rude doctor who smiles as he sodomizes you or those with superior bowels showing callous indifference.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: October 03, 2016 05:13PM
Hello BiB's!
I have been working at my part-time job at JMU and today for the first time in my life I took a dump in a transgender restroom. One of the IT professionals in the building where I work is a girl who was born a guy. She seems like a decent person but it took a little getting used to on my part. As an old guy it just seems a little creepy to me but the students here support her or, uhm him and there are apparently quite a few transgender and transexual students and staff here. Such is the world in 2016 and I am just an old man.
I hope all the BiB's are doing well and I wish pleasant bowels to everyone!
I have been working at my part-time job at JMU and today for the first time in my life I took a dump in a transgender restroom. One of the IT professionals in the building where I work is a girl who was born a guy. She seems like a decent person but it took a little getting used to on my part. As an old guy it just seems a little creepy to me but the students here support her or, uhm him and there are apparently quite a few transgender and transexual students and staff here. Such is the world in 2016 and I am just an old man.
I hope all the BiB's are doing well and I wish pleasant bowels to everyone!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WWpT4
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Date: October 03, 2016 10:00PM
I overcame my raw anus issues from a couple weeks ago. Not eating a whole lot and pooping once a day allowed my body to heal itself. Unfortunately, I didn't hydrate well over the weekend and I started to revert back. But I am on top of it now, slugging water down.
I just hope that the Arby's Smoke Mountain sandwich, which is damn good, doesn't come out like a rock. Took some Metamucil fiber pills to help mix in. Going to drink a 32 oz. cup of water to help.
I just hope that the Arby's Smoke Mountain sandwich, which is damn good, doesn't come out like a rock. Took some Metamucil fiber pills to help mix in. Going to drink a 32 oz. cup of water to help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
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Date: October 04, 2016 08:14AM
The chilidoggs beer and chips I had last night waz fantastic. They cauzed me to have the 4 am shits. I felt like 5am guy when I waz shitting so early in the morning. I am off today and headed to skyline drive, gonna be a beautiful day! Best of luck to all you brown boys!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 04, 2016 12:53PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello BiB's!
> I have been working at my part-time job at JMU and
> today for the first time in my life I took a dump
> in a transgender restroom. One of the IT
> professionals in the building where I work is a
> girl who was born a guy. She seems like a decent
> person but it took a little getting used to on my
> part. As an old guy it just seems a little creepy
> to me but the students here support her or, uhm
> him and there are apparently quite a few
> transgender and transexual students and staff
> here. Such is the world in 2016 and I am just an
> old man.
> I hope all the BiB's are doing well and I wish
> pleasant bowels to everyone!
To each their own I guess, because even if that person is knowingly battering their bowels, this is the land of the free. How's your new job and was the transvetite groan throne better?
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> Hello BiB's!
> I have been working at my part-time job at JMU and
> today for the first time in my life I took a dump
> in a transgender restroom. One of the IT
> professionals in the building where I work is a
> girl who was born a guy. She seems like a decent
> person but it took a little getting used to on my
> part. As an old guy it just seems a little creepy
> to me but the students here support her or, uhm
> him and there are apparently quite a few
> transgender and transexual students and staff
> here. Such is the world in 2016 and I am just an
> old man.
> I hope all the BiB's are doing well and I wish
> pleasant bowels to everyone!
To each their own I guess, because even if that person is knowingly battering their bowels, this is the land of the free. How's your new job and was the transvetite groan throne better?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 04, 2016 12:54PM
WWpT4 Wrote:
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> I overcame my raw anus issues from a couple weeks
> ago. Not eating a whole lot and pooping once a
> day allowed my body to heal itself.
> Unfortunately, I didn't hydrate well over the
> weekend and I started to revert back. But I am on
> top of it now, slugging water down.
>
> I just hope that the Arby's Smoke Mountain
> sandwich, which is damn good, doesn't come out
> like a rock. Took some Metamucil fiber pills to
> help mix in. Going to drink a 32 oz. cup of water
> to help.
Arby's is bowel hell. I pray for your bowels.
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> I overcame my raw anus issues from a couple weeks
> ago. Not eating a whole lot and pooping once a
> day allowed my body to heal itself.
> Unfortunately, I didn't hydrate well over the
> weekend and I started to revert back. But I am on
> top of it now, slugging water down.
>
> I just hope that the Arby's Smoke Mountain
> sandwich, which is damn good, doesn't come out
> like a rock. Took some Metamucil fiber pills to
> help mix in. Going to drink a 32 oz. cup of water
> to help.
Arby's is bowel hell. I pray for your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 04, 2016 12:55PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> The chilidoggs beer and chips I had last night waz
> fantastic. They cauzed me to have the 4 am shits.
> I felt like 5am guy when I waz shitting so early
> in the morning. I am off today and headed to
> skyline drive, gonna be a beautiful day! Best of
> luck to all you brown boys!
Skyline drive is a great place to relax. In fact your bowels will be thankful for such nice scenery. I hope the black bears have #4 #2s or they might be a bit grumpy
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> The chilidoggs beer and chips I had last night waz
> fantastic. They cauzed me to have the 4 am shits.
> I felt like 5am guy when I waz shitting so early
> in the morning. I am off today and headed to
> skyline drive, gonna be a beautiful day! Best of
> luck to all you brown boys!
Skyline drive is a great place to relax. In fact your bowels will be thankful for such nice scenery. I hope the black bears have #4 #2s or they might be a bit grumpy
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 04, 2016 02:03PM
Did you know about 20% of hospital admissions for acute abdominal pain are due to a bowel obstruction?
45% of those bowel obstructions are caused by Arby's.
45% of those bowel obstructions are caused by Arby's.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 04, 2016 02:57PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Did you know about 20% of hospital admissions for
> acute abdominal pain are due to a bowel
> obstruction?
>
> 45% of those bowel obstructions are caused by
> Arby's.
That wouldn't surprise me as their "special " sauce is far from that.
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> Did you know about 20% of hospital admissions for
> acute abdominal pain are due to a bowel
> obstruction?
>
> 45% of those bowel obstructions are caused by
> Arby's.
That wouldn't surprise me as their "special " sauce is far from that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 04, 2016 04:21PM
I'd like to kick back, drink a glass of rum
But right now with foods eaten, I'd hurt my bum
The wheels of my bowels do turn
And I wonder what monster they'll churn.
The midwives are on speed dial, people are in place
As I get ready to sit on the throne without grace
My intestines hurt, it's like me colon screams
It's always nightmares, never sweet dreams.
A Meade Skeleton sized shit will crawl out my ass
One needs clothes pins, because of the gas
Biting on fan belts, this one will bring pain
And a placenta of solid brown rain
I wish my bowels worked, but this isn't the case
Down in my groan throne will be Meades ugly face
My dot head neighbors shall complain of the stench
But their foods are no better, and the wife is a wrench.
But right now with foods eaten, I'd hurt my bum
The wheels of my bowels do turn
And I wonder what monster they'll churn.
The midwives are on speed dial, people are in place
As I get ready to sit on the throne without grace
My intestines hurt, it's like me colon screams
It's always nightmares, never sweet dreams.
A Meade Skeleton sized shit will crawl out my ass
One needs clothes pins, because of the gas
Biting on fan belts, this one will bring pain
And a placenta of solid brown rain
I wish my bowels worked, but this isn't the case
Down in my groan throne will be Meades ugly face
My dot head neighbors shall complain of the stench
But their foods are no better, and the wife is a wrench.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: October 04, 2016 05:10PM
My bowels didn't cooperate at work. Caused me to go home early.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: October 04, 2016 05:43PM
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Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: October 04, 2016 05:44PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 04, 2016 07:56PM
Love these comics. At least a chuckle in the midst of big shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 05, 2016 06:49AM
I think Tim Kaine is in my bowels. A lot of irritation in my colon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: October 05, 2016 09:38AM
My bowels are working through Smashburger capital burger French fries and a strawberry shake. I wish I could make better choices.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: October 05, 2016 09:57AM
Funny comics
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 05, 2016 11:43AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels are working through Smashburger capital
> burger French fries and a strawberry shake. I wish
> I could make better choices.
Diced shit happens. Remember our bowels make our food choices, not our brains.
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> My bowels are working through Smashburger capital
> burger French fries and a strawberry shake. I wish
> I could make better choices.
Diced shit happens. Remember our bowels make our food choices, not our brains.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: October 05, 2016 02:44PM
How does our butt tell our brains what to eat?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: October 05, 2016 03:24PM
As usual juvenile immature undesirables.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 05, 2016 04:49PM
After eating a bag of grapes, I wonder is this later on, going to be where the term sour grapes originated.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 05, 2016 07:58PM
The grapes of wrath invaded my starfish with the upmost brutality. I think the Vietcong slant eyes showed more hospitality and didn't stink as bad as that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: October 06, 2016 07:29AM
I'm going home after making a mess. The good news is I cleaned it up prior to the boss and other coworkers showing up. Hoping this saves my job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 06, 2016 10:31AM
Good luck splatter. Our bowels tend to cause us difficulties at the least opportune times.
For instance, the time my cousin Martha got married to a wetback from El Salvador. Lots of narcotics, gold chains at the rehearsal dinner were ruined by my screams from the lavatory.
For instance, the time my cousin Martha got married to a wetback from El Salvador. Lots of narcotics, gold chains at the rehearsal dinner were ruined by my screams from the lavatory.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 06, 2016 10:53AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think Tim Kaine is in my bowels. A lot of
> irritation in my colon.
Funny you should say that. I've always felt like Teddy Roosevelt was in my bowels.
Because it does feel like he's rough riding up a polyp that is the size of San Juan Hill.
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> I think Tim Kaine is in my bowels. A lot of
> irritation in my colon.
Funny you should say that. I've always felt like Teddy Roosevelt was in my bowels.
Because it does feel like he's rough riding up a polyp that is the size of San Juan Hill.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 06, 2016 12:00PM
A bunch of Dominoes delivery drivers get oil changes at the Jiffy Lube where I work. One of them jus brought in 4 large pizzas and there are only 5 of us working today. I think my bowels are in for a battering. The mushroom and italian sausage is calling my name.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 06, 2016 12:26PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Tim Kaine is in my bowels. A lot of
> > irritation in my colon.
>
> Funny you should say that. I've always felt like
> Teddy Roosevelt was in my bowels.
>
> Because it does feel like he's rough riding up a
> polyp that is the size of San Juan Hill.
Well on a positive note, Teddy didn't volunteer to have his bowels turned into an amusement park. Can't say that about Virginias junior senator.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think Tim Kaine is in my bowels. A lot of
> > irritation in my colon.
>
> Funny you should say that. I've always felt like
> Teddy Roosevelt was in my bowels.
>
> Because it does feel like he's rough riding up a
> polyp that is the size of San Juan Hill.
Well on a positive note, Teddy didn't volunteer to have his bowels turned into an amusement park. Can't say that about Virginias junior senator.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 06, 2016 12:28PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> A bunch of Dominoes delivery drivers get oil
> changes at the Jiffy Lube where I work. One of
> them jus brought in 4 large pizzas and there are
> only 5 of us working today. I think my bowels are
> in for a battering. The mushroom and italian
> sausage is calling my name.
Oh no. That is a bowel disaster in the making. While kind of the employees, they have accidentally started a battle of the bowels. I hope there are multiple groan thrones there.
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> A bunch of Dominoes delivery drivers get oil
> changes at the Jiffy Lube where I work. One of
> them jus brought in 4 large pizzas and there are
> only 5 of us working today. I think my bowels are
> in for a battering. The mushroom and italian
> sausage is calling my name.
Oh no. That is a bowel disaster in the making. While kind of the employees, they have accidentally started a battle of the bowels. I hope there are multiple groan thrones there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: October 06, 2016 01:57PM
I don't think the rotisserie chicken is setting right.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 06, 2016 03:20PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I don't think the rotisserie chicken is setting
> right.
Not sure if it helps, but does anyone have the phone number for Butterball?
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> I don't think the rotisserie chicken is setting
> right.
Not sure if it helps, but does anyone have the phone number for Butterball?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: October 06, 2016 05:39PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I don't think the rotisserie chicken is setting
> right.
You know Dave I have always found rotisserie chicken with white rice a bowel friendly meal. It's a good idea to avoid eating the skin though.
The dining halls here at JMU are fantastic! School employees get a discounted price for entrance to the food service area. Once inside the choices are unbelievable and the quantities are unlimited. You can eat very healthy if you want to but temptations abound. They have it all, Asian, Italian, Deli, salad bar, seafood, just about anything you can think of and all types of beverages and desserts as well. Some of the student athletes can really pack it away. Today I had salad, bread and a block of red jello which I thought was a bowel responsible choice.
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> I don't think the rotisserie chicken is setting
> right.
You know Dave I have always found rotisserie chicken with white rice a bowel friendly meal. It's a good idea to avoid eating the skin though.
The dining halls here at JMU are fantastic! School employees get a discounted price for entrance to the food service area. Once inside the choices are unbelievable and the quantities are unlimited. You can eat very healthy if you want to but temptations abound. They have it all, Asian, Italian, Deli, salad bar, seafood, just about anything you can think of and all types of beverages and desserts as well. Some of the student athletes can really pack it away. Today I had salad, bread and a block of red jello which I thought was a bowel responsible choice.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: October 06, 2016 08:43PM
That's a good choice dive. And a discount to boot.
How are your bowels?
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Patty
()
Date: October 06, 2016 09:18PM
Who the fuck uses bowels as a word anymore
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: October 06, 2016 09:52PM
Fucking BEH and his scat lovers are having a scat party tomorrow. Assholes
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 07, 2016 02:38AM
Black Underwear Wrote:
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> Fucking BEH and his scat lovers are having a scat
> party tomorrow. Assholes
Why do you say that? Your Mom will be there too.
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> Fucking BEH and his scat lovers are having a scat
> party tomorrow. Assholes
Why do you say that? Your Mom will be there too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: October 07, 2016 04:53AM
Hello friends, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is enjoying all the wacky goings on here on the bowels thread.
5am guy is back at work after being forced to go to NYC. The only thing 5am guy likes about the big apple is that the place is a 24 hour a day operation. There is just as much going on at 5am as there is at 5pm. 5am guy got to stay in a fancy hotel that had heated towels and heated bathrobes in a warming cabinet in the bathroom. It was really nice to wrap up in a nice warm bathrobe while pooping. 5am guy somehow managed to not fall asleep during the so-called training seminars he had to attend.
5am guy will be working all weekend and even on Monday which is a holiday for most people. 5am guy will keep an eye on things while you all are asleep.
5am guy is back at work after being forced to go to NYC. The only thing 5am guy likes about the big apple is that the place is a 24 hour a day operation. There is just as much going on at 5am as there is at 5pm. 5am guy got to stay in a fancy hotel that had heated towels and heated bathrobes in a warming cabinet in the bathroom. It was really nice to wrap up in a nice warm bathrobe while pooping. 5am guy somehow managed to not fall asleep during the so-called training seminars he had to attend.
5am guy will be working all weekend and even on Monday which is a holiday for most people. 5am guy will keep an eye on things while you all are asleep.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: October 07, 2016 06:33AM
My bowels my bowel my bowels wahhhhh
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 07, 2016 06:35AM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> My bowels my bowel my bowels wahhhhh
Your Mom, your Mom, your Mom ahhhhh
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> My bowels my bowel my bowels wahhhhh
Your Mom, your Mom, your Mom ahhhhh
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 07, 2016 07:56AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hello friends, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy
> is enjoying all the wacky goings on here on the
> bowels thread.
> 5am guy is back at work after being forced to go
> to NYC. The only thing 5am guy likes about the big
> apple is that the place is a 24 hour a day
> operation. There is just as much going on at 5am
> as there is at 5pm. 5am guy got to stay in a fancy
> hotel that had heated towels and heated bathrobes
> in a warming cabinet in the bathroom. It was
> really nice to wrap up in a nice warm bathrobe
> while pooping. 5am guy somehow managed to not fall
> asleep during the so-called training seminars he
> had to attend.
> 5am guy will be working all weekend and even on
> Monday which is a holiday for most people. 5am guy
> will keep an eye on things while you all are
> asleep.
I hope you can avoid my asshole brother Clarence up there 5 am guy. The Big Bowel definitely is the city that never sleeps. Plus 8 Million shits shitting 8 million shits it's a shithole.
Those with superior bowels call our woes "scat fetishes", although they are cruel judgemental arrogant pricks. They literally get off on our bowel issues. They need to seek psychological services for being egotistical.
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> Hello friends, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy
> is enjoying all the wacky goings on here on the
> bowels thread.
> 5am guy is back at work after being forced to go
> to NYC. The only thing 5am guy likes about the big
> apple is that the place is a 24 hour a day
> operation. There is just as much going on at 5am
> as there is at 5pm. 5am guy got to stay in a fancy
> hotel that had heated towels and heated bathrobes
> in a warming cabinet in the bathroom. It was
> really nice to wrap up in a nice warm bathrobe
> while pooping. 5am guy somehow managed to not fall
> asleep during the so-called training seminars he
> had to attend.
> 5am guy will be working all weekend and even on
> Monday which is a holiday for most people. 5am guy
> will keep an eye on things while you all are
> asleep.
I hope you can avoid my asshole brother Clarence up there 5 am guy. The Big Bowel definitely is the city that never sleeps. Plus 8 Million shits shitting 8 million shits it's a shithole.
Those with superior bowels call our woes "scat fetishes", although they are cruel judgemental arrogant pricks. They literally get off on our bowel issues. They need to seek psychological services for being egotistical.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: October 07, 2016 08:47AM
Last night at Burger King I couldn't resist the triple whopper. I wish I could make better decisions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 07, 2016 12:52PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Last night at Burger King I couldn't resist the
> triple whopper. I wish I could make better
> decisions.
Shit happens diced. Right now I might as well be an astronaut on this groan throne.
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> Last night at Burger King I couldn't resist the
> triple whopper. I wish I could make better
> decisions.
Shit happens diced. Right now I might as well be an astronaut on this groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 07, 2016 12:56PM
Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 07, 2016 03:31PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
When I got released from prison I got transported in a van from red onion to a release center in Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped at a burger king somewheres and took us inside one at a time to use the restroom. After that they bought us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of our choice. My system was used to prison food and I ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended up pukin it all right into the burger king bag and another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever since then I have avoided booger king.
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> Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
When I got released from prison I got transported in a van from red onion to a release center in Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped at a burger king somewheres and took us inside one at a time to use the restroom. After that they bought us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of our choice. My system was used to prison food and I ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended up pukin it all right into the burger king bag and another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever since then I have avoided booger king.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 07, 2016 04:25PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
>
> When I got released from prison I got transported
> in a van from red onion to a release center in
> Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped at
> a burger king somewheres and took us inside one at
> a time to use the restroom. After that they bought
> us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of our
> choice. My system was used to prison food and I
> ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended up
> pukin it all right into the burger king bag and
> another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever
> since then I have avoided booger king.
Since you all vomited, I'm curious if this prevented your bowels from serious damage.
-------------------------------------------------------
> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
>
> When I got released from prison I got transported
> in a van from red onion to a release center in
> Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped at
> a burger king somewheres and took us inside one at
> a time to use the restroom. After that they bought
> us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of our
> choice. My system was used to prison food and I
> ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended up
> pukin it all right into the burger king bag and
> another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever
> since then I have avoided booger king.
Since you all vomited, I'm curious if this prevented your bowels from serious damage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 07, 2016 04:50PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
> >
> > When I got released from prison I got
> transported
> > in a van from red onion to a release center in
> > Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped
> at
> > a burger king somewheres and took us inside one
> at
> > a time to use the restroom. After that they
> bought
> > us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of
> our
> > choice. My system was used to prison food and I
> > ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended
> up
> > pukin it all right into the burger king bag and
> > another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever
> > since then I have avoided booger king.
>
> Since you all vomited, I'm curious if this
> prevented your bowels from serious damage.
Well ya know even though prison food is bland and not very exciting it is well balanced. I worked in the prison kitchen for over two years and the state sent nutritional consultants by every so ofen to make sure the meals were balanced and healthy. It was rare that we even served bacon, maybe twice a month. Basically my bowels were in turmoil for weeks after my release. I started eating all the fat and greassy delicious foods I had been dreaming about on the inside. Even the super viloent guys that had to be served the confinement loaf got a balanced loaf. Guys that have to eat loaf could not be trusted with even a plastic spork so we put their food in a blender and formed a loaf and baked it. They had to eat the loaf like it was a big granola bar with only their bare hands.
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
> >
> > When I got released from prison I got
> transported
> > in a van from red onion to a release center in
> > Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped
> at
> > a burger king somewheres and took us inside one
> at
> > a time to use the restroom. After that they
> bought
> > us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of
> our
> > choice. My system was used to prison food and I
> > ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended
> up
> > pukin it all right into the burger king bag and
> > another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever
> > since then I have avoided booger king.
>
> Since you all vomited, I'm curious if this
> prevented your bowels from serious damage.
Well ya know even though prison food is bland and not very exciting it is well balanced. I worked in the prison kitchen for over two years and the state sent nutritional consultants by every so ofen to make sure the meals were balanced and healthy. It was rare that we even served bacon, maybe twice a month. Basically my bowels were in turmoil for weeks after my release. I started eating all the fat and greassy delicious foods I had been dreaming about on the inside. Even the super viloent guys that had to be served the confinement loaf got a balanced loaf. Guys that have to eat loaf could not be trusted with even a plastic spork so we put their food in a blender and formed a loaf and baked it. They had to eat the loaf like it was a big granola bar with only their bare hands.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
77m3m
()
Date: October 08, 2016 04:58AM
The Arby's Smoke Mountain was no problem. I do stay away from the roast beef sandwiches unless I am going to hang around the house next day. Only problem with the S.M. sandwich is it kind of smelled like I was shitting cigarette butts.
Also had no issues with a Wawa burrito the other day. It was pretty good, but stayed away from putting the chipotle sauce on it.
Also had no issues with a Wawa burrito the other day. It was pretty good, but stayed away from putting the chipotle sauce on it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
minced onion
()
Date: October 08, 2016 05:58AM
This is a interesting forum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: October 08, 2016 07:21AM
Hello Brown and company! Hope everyone is off to a great start to the holiday weekend.
I met a couple good friends at my new job, they found out that I have never been to Jess lunch and they say everyone living in Harrisonburg has to eat at jess lunch. I guess it's a law or something.
In about 4 hours I will be eating at Jess lunch. May God have mercy on my bowels.
http://jesslunch.weebly.com/index.htm
I met a couple good friends at my new job, they found out that I have never been to Jess lunch and they say everyone living in Harrisonburg has to eat at jess lunch. I guess it's a law or something.
In about 4 hours I will be eating at Jess lunch. May God have mercy on my bowels.
http://jesslunch.weebly.com/index.htm
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fast food is poison and disgusti
()
Date: October 08, 2016 10:44AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
> >
> > When I got released from prison I got
> transported
> > in a van from red onion to a release center in
> > Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped
> at
> > a burger king somewheres and took us inside one
> at
> > a time to use the restroom. After that they
> bought
> > us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of
> our
> > choice. My system was used to prison food and I
> > ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended
> up
> > pukin it all right into the burger king bag and
> > another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever
> > since then I have avoided booger king.
>
> Since you all vomited, I'm curious if this
> prevented your bowels from serious damage.
It wasnt that the prison food was bad its the fact your system couldnt deal with the high fat in the whopper. I was stuck without food for 4 days once (not one bite of food during that time) and all I wanted was McDonalds. When I bought a big mac and filet o fish with double fries I couldnt even finish 1/3 of the meal - it was too gross. Fast food is poison and disgusting.
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BEH Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Triple Whopper = quadruple Fecal impaction
> >
> > When I got released from prison I got
> transported
> > in a van from red onion to a release center in
> > Richmond. The officers driving the van stopped
> at
> > a burger king somewheres and took us inside one
> at
> > a time to use the restroom. After that they
> bought
> > us each a whopper cheese meal with the soda of
> our
> > choice. My system was used to prison food and I
> > ate that whopper and fries too fast and ended
> up
> > pukin it all right into the burger king bag and
> > another guy in the van did the same thing. Ever
> > since then I have avoided booger king.
>
> Since you all vomited, I'm curious if this
> prevented your bowels from serious damage.
It wasnt that the prison food was bad its the fact your system couldnt deal with the high fat in the whopper. I was stuck without food for 4 days once (not one bite of food during that time) and all I wanted was McDonalds. When I bought a big mac and filet o fish with double fries I couldnt even finish 1/3 of the meal - it was too gross. Fast food is poison and disgusting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 08, 2016 04:31PM
Oh this is bad. Just bad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: October 08, 2016 07:08PM
Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 08, 2016 09:41PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
Cement usually works.
A shame Mr. Trump didn't say "grab those bowels." At least IBS would get more attention. Now the colored savages will have their cunt in DC.
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> Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
Cement usually works.
A shame Mr. Trump didn't say "grab those bowels." At least IBS would get more attention. Now the colored savages will have their cunt in DC.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: October 08, 2016 09:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
>
>
> Cement usually works.
>
> A shame Mr. Trump didn't say "grab those bowels."
> At least IBS would get more attention. Now the
> colored savages will have their cunt in DC.
I heard you like dick up your ass. Does that help diarrhea too?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
>
>
> Cement usually works.
>
> A shame Mr. Trump didn't say "grab those bowels."
> At least IBS would get more attention. Now the
> colored savages will have their cunt in DC.
I heard you like dick up your ass. Does that help diarrhea too?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 07:19AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
> >
> >
> > Cement usually works.
> >
> > A shame Mr. Trump didn't say "grab those
> bowels."
> > At least IBS would get more attention. Now the
> > colored savages will have their cunt in DC.
>
>
> I heard you like dick up your ass. Does that help
> diarrhea too?
Another superior bowel asshole trying to use splatter, a gentle soul who's been here awhile, in a sick divide and conquer tactic.
Instead of helping splatter, I honestly don't know anything but cement to shop Old Faithful diarrhea blasts, you once again suggest all of us with bowel problems get sodomized.
At the doctors office we do, but our bowels although defective, are not for entertainment. Homosexuals like bowel play for whatever reason, and those who get rammed regularly might be posting here eventually.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone know how to stop diarrhea?
> >
> >
> > Cement usually works.
> >
> > A shame Mr. Trump didn't say "grab those
> bowels."
> > At least IBS would get more attention. Now the
> > colored savages will have their cunt in DC.
>
>
> I heard you like dick up your ass. Does that help
> diarrhea too?
Another superior bowel asshole trying to use splatter, a gentle soul who's been here awhile, in a sick divide and conquer tactic.
Instead of helping splatter, I honestly don't know anything but cement to shop Old Faithful diarrhea blasts, you once again suggest all of us with bowel problems get sodomized.
At the doctors office we do, but our bowels although defective, are not for entertainment. Homosexuals like bowel play for whatever reason, and those who get rammed regularly might be posting here eventually.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: October 09, 2016 08:04AM
Got the day off today and man o man I am going to watch football all day at my friends houuse as he got that nfl sunday ticket. I am bringin chicken wings and beer. I am gonna sleep in his guest room so as I dont get no DUI I sure hope I dont have to take a stinkin dump for him and his wife to smell. At least the windows will be open ona day like today.
I sure hope all you brown brotha's are doin well and hope you all git columbutt day off tommorow. I wonder how columbus's bowels were?
I sure hope all you brown brotha's are doin well and hope you all git columbutt day off tommorow. I wonder how columbus's bowels were?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
()
Date: October 09, 2016 08:36AM
Defecation
by,
Jhonny Bravo
Yahoo!
Defecation
Yahoo!
This is your Defecation
Defecate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Defecate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
There's a party goin' on in my rear
A defecation to last throughout the years
So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
We gonna defecate and party with you
Come on now, defecation
Let's all defecate and have a good time
Defecation
We gonna defecate and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
Everyone around the world come on!
by,
Jhonny Bravo
Yahoo!
Defecation
Yahoo!
This is your Defecation
Defecate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Defecate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
There's a party goin' on in my rear
A defecation to last throughout the years
So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
We gonna defecate and party with you
Come on now, defecation
Let's all defecate and have a good time
Defecation
We gonna defecate and have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
Everyone around the world come on!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 11:30AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got the day off today and man o man I am going to
> watch football all day at my friends houuse as he
> got that nfl sunday ticket. I am bringin chicken
> wings and beer. I am gonna sleep in his guest room
> so as I dont get no DUI I sure hope I dont have to
> take a stinkin dump for him and his wife to smell.
> At least the windows will be open ona day like
> today.
>
> I sure hope all you brown brotha's are doin well
> and hope you all git columbutt day off tommorow. I
> wonder how columbus's bowels were?
Good luck red onion and that's smart to drink but crash. Although that lady might scream by the various aromas it is what it is.
My guess is Columbus had exceptional bowels but those who he pillaged didn't afterward.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Got the day off today and man o man I am going to
> watch football all day at my friends houuse as he
> got that nfl sunday ticket. I am bringin chicken
> wings and beer. I am gonna sleep in his guest room
> so as I dont get no DUI I sure hope I dont have to
> take a stinkin dump for him and his wife to smell.
> At least the windows will be open ona day like
> today.
>
> I sure hope all you brown brotha's are doin well
> and hope you all git columbutt day off tommorow. I
> wonder how columbus's bowels were?
Good luck red onion and that's smart to drink but crash. Although that lady might scream by the various aromas it is what it is.
My guess is Columbus had exceptional bowels but those who he pillaged didn't afterward.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 11:31AM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Defecation
>
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> Yahoo!
> Defecation
> Yahoo!
> This is your Defecation
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> There's a party goin' on in my rear
> A defecation to last throughout the years
> So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
> We gonna defecate and party with you
>
> Come on now, defecation
> Let's all defecate and have a good time
> Defecation
> We gonna defecate and have a good time
>
> It's time to come together
> It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
> Everyone around the world come on!
Great talent Mr Bravo. You are a wonderful bowel buddy!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Defecation
>
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> Yahoo!
> Defecation
> Yahoo!
> This is your Defecation
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> There's a party goin' on in my rear
> A defecation to last throughout the years
> So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
> We gonna defecate and party with you
>
> Come on now, defecation
> Let's all defecate and have a good time
> Defecation
> We gonna defecate and have a good time
>
> It's time to come together
> It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
> Everyone around the world come on!
Great talent Mr Bravo. You are a wonderful bowel buddy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Drhde
()
Date: October 09, 2016 12:31PM
jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Defecation
>
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> Yahoo!
> Defecation
> Yahoo!
> This is your Defecation
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> There's a party goin' on in my rear
> A defecation to last throughout the years
> So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
> We gonna defecate and party with you
>
> Come on now, defecation
> Let's all defecate and have a good time
> Defecation
> We gonna defecate and have a good time
>
> It's time to come together
> It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
> Everyone around the world come on!
Seriously?
You suck, dude.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Defecation
>
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> Yahoo!
> Defecation
> Yahoo!
> This is your Defecation
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> Defecate good times, come on!
> (Let's celebrate)
>
> There's a party goin' on in my rear
> A defecation to last throughout the years
> So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
> We gonna defecate and party with you
>
> Come on now, defecation
> Let's all defecate and have a good time
> Defecation
> We gonna defecate and have a good time
>
> It's time to come together
> It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
> Everyone around the world come on!
Seriously?
You suck, dude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 01:40PM
Drhde Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Defecation
> >
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> > Yahoo!
> > Defecation
> > Yahoo!
> > This is your Defecation
> >
> > Defecate good times, come on!
> > (Let's celebrate)
> >
> > Defecate good times, come on!
> > (Let's celebrate)
> >
> > There's a party goin' on in my rear
> > A defecation to last throughout the years
> > So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
> > We gonna defecate and party with you
> >
> > Come on now, defecation
> > Let's all defecate and have a good time
> > Defecation
> > We gonna defecate and have a good time
> >
> > It's time to come together
> > It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
> > Everyone around the world come on!
>
>
> Seriously?
> You suck, dude.
You have no musical talent. Mr. Bravo does. Your jealous.
-------------------------------------------------------
> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Defecation
> >
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> > Yahoo!
> > Defecation
> > Yahoo!
> > This is your Defecation
> >
> > Defecate good times, come on!
> > (Let's celebrate)
> >
> > Defecate good times, come on!
> > (Let's celebrate)
> >
> > There's a party goin' on in my rear
> > A defecation to last throughout the years
> > So bring your Charmin and your witch hazel too
> > We gonna defecate and party with you
> >
> > Come on now, defecation
> > Let's all defecate and have a good time
> > Defecation
> > We gonna defecate and have a good time
> >
> > It's time to come together
> > It's up to you, what's your pleasure?
> > Everyone around the world come on!
>
>
> Seriously?
> You suck, dude.
You have no musical talent. Mr. Bravo does. Your jealous.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 02:28PM
My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian sausages and a entire box of double stuff oreos. I might have trouble with this. My mom is making lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school is out tommorow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 02:54PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian
> sausages and a entire box of double stuff oreos. I
> might have trouble with this. My mom is making
> lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school is
> out tommorow.
Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry your bowels have betrayed you at such a young age. In school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
-------------------------------------------------------
> My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian
> sausages and a entire box of double stuff oreos. I
> might have trouble with this. My mom is making
> lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school is
> out tommorow.
Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry your bowels have betrayed you at such a young age. In school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 03:00PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian
> > sausages and a entire box of double stuff oreos.
> I
> > might have trouble with this. My mom is making
> > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school
> is
> > out tommorow.
>
>
> Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry your
> bowels have betrayed you at such a young age. In
> school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
I go to Catholic school about half the teachers are nuns but no they never talk about bowels. I got sent to detention just for farting last year.
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian
> > sausages and a entire box of double stuff oreos.
> I
> > might have trouble with this. My mom is making
> > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school
> is
> > out tommorow.
>
>
> Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry your
> bowels have betrayed you at such a young age. In
> school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
I go to Catholic school about half the teachers are nuns but no they never talk about bowels. I got sent to detention just for farting last year.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 03:02PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian
> > > sausages and a entire box of double stuff
> oreos.
> > I
> > > might have trouble with this. My mom is
> making
> > > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school
> > is
> > > out tommorow.
> >
> >
> > Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry
> your
> > bowels have betrayed you at such a young age.
> In
> > school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
>
>
> I go to Catholic school about half the teachers
> are nuns but no they never talk about bowels. I
> got sent to detention just for farting last year.
Catholic school must be unique. And how dare a woman of God punish you for your bowels. They should talk about their bowels if they want you and others to be fully educated.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My bowels are good but I just ate two Italian
> > > sausages and a entire box of double stuff
> oreos.
> > I
> > > might have trouble with this. My mom is
> making
> > > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing school
> > is
> > > out tommorow.
> >
> >
> > Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry
> your
> > bowels have betrayed you at such a young age.
> In
> > school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
>
>
> I go to Catholic school about half the teachers
> are nuns but no they never talk about bowels. I
> got sent to detention just for farting last year.
Catholic school must be unique. And how dare a woman of God punish you for your bowels. They should talk about their bowels if they want you and others to be fully educated.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 03:06PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My bowels are good but I just ate two
> Italian
> > > > sausages and a entire box of double stuff
> > oreos.
> > > I
> > > > might have trouble with this. My mom is
> > making
> > > > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing
> school
> > > is
> > > > out tommorow.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry
> > your
> > > bowels have betrayed you at such a young age.
> > In
> > > school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
> >
> >
> > I go to Catholic school about half the teachers
> > are nuns but no they never talk about bowels. I
> > got sent to detention just for farting last
> year.
>
>
> Catholic school must be unique. And how dare a
> woman of God punish you for your bowels. They
> should talk about their bowels if they want you
> and others to be fully educated.
I hear some of the priests are interested in bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My bowels are good but I just ate two
> Italian
> > > > sausages and a entire box of double stuff
> > oreos.
> > > I
> > > > might have trouble with this. My mom is
> > making
> > > > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing
> school
> > > is
> > > > out tommorow.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so sorry
> > your
> > > bowels have betrayed you at such a young age.
> > In
> > > school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
> >
> >
> > I go to Catholic school about half the teachers
> > are nuns but no they never talk about bowels. I
> > got sent to detention just for farting last
> year.
>
>
> Catholic school must be unique. And how dare a
> woman of God punish you for your bowels. They
> should talk about their bowels if they want you
> and others to be fully educated.
I hear some of the priests are interested in bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 09, 2016 03:15PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > My bowels are good but I just ate two
> > Italian
> > > > > sausages and a entire box of double stuff
> > > oreos.
> > > > I
> > > > > might have trouble with this. My mom is
> > > making
> > > > > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing
> > school
> > > > is
> > > > > out tommorow.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so
> sorry
> > > your
> > > > bowels have betrayed you at such a young
> age.
> > > In
> > > > school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
> > >
> > >
> > > I go to Catholic school about half the
> teachers
> > > are nuns but no they never talk about bowels.
> I
> > > got sent to detention just for farting last
> > year.
> >
> >
> > Catholic school must be unique. And how dare a
> > woman of God punish you for your bowels. They
> > should talk about their bowels if they want you
> > and others to be fully educated.
>
>
> I hear some of the priests are interested in
> bowels.
Yes. Some of them are anal doctors who take part time jobs in church.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > My bowels are good but I just ate two
> > Italian
> > > > > sausages and a entire box of double stuff
> > > oreos.
> > > > I
> > > > > might have trouble with this. My mom is
> > > making
> > > > > lasagne for dinner tonight. Good thing
> > school
> > > > is
> > > > > out tommorow.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh my. Those are delicious, and I'm so
> sorry
> > > your
> > > > bowels have betrayed you at such a young
> age.
> > > In
> > > > school, do teachers share their bowel woes?
> > >
> > >
> > > I go to Catholic school about half the
> teachers
> > > are nuns but no they never talk about bowels.
> I
> > > got sent to detention just for farting last
> > year.
> >
> >
> > Catholic school must be unique. And how dare a
> > woman of God punish you for your bowels. They
> > should talk about their bowels if they want you
> > and others to be fully educated.
>
>
> I hear some of the priests are interested in
> bowels.
Yes. Some of them are anal doctors who take part time jobs in church.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: October 10, 2016 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is now using VR as a relaxation technique for better pooping. 5am guy got the google cardboard and is experimenting with one of the tropical island apps. If you have a fairly modern smartphone the Google cardboard (only 15 bucks) is well worth the cost. 5am guy wants to use VR to swim with whales.
https://vr.google.com/
https://vr.google.com/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 10, 2016 07:18AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is now
> using VR as a relaxation technique for better
> pooping. 5am guy got the google cardboard and is
> experimenting with one of the tropical island
> apps. If you have a fairly modern smartphone the
> Google cardboard (only 15 bucks) is well worth the
> cost. 5am guy wants to use VR to swim with
> whales.
>
> https://vr.google.com/
That's a very neat approach to pain on the groan throne, but 5 am, have you considered midwives?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is now
> using VR as a relaxation technique for better
> pooping. 5am guy got the google cardboard and is
> experimenting with one of the tropical island
> apps. If you have a fairly modern smartphone the
> Google cardboard (only 15 bucks) is well worth the
> cost. 5am guy wants to use VR to swim with
> whales.
>
> https://vr.google.com/
That's a very neat approach to pain on the groan throne, but 5 am, have you considered midwives?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 10, 2016 07:48AM
It does seem this forum is all about the political debate last night. Last night I watched the debate on my bathroom television, and I'm not sure if my house or the room where the debate was stunk more.
Of course I'll vote for Trump, as he's America's best chance of keeping wetbacks out. And other third world trash.
Yet I am worried about his bowels. Last night he moved in awkward positions. Especially his standing up, sitting down types of motions. It's my belief he had a large butterball that he was holding in. Hillarys bowels seemed to function well as she lied through the asshole on her face.
Of course I'll vote for Trump, as he's America's best chance of keeping wetbacks out. And other third world trash.
Yet I am worried about his bowels. Last night he moved in awkward positions. Especially his standing up, sitting down types of motions. It's my belief he had a large butterball that he was holding in. Hillarys bowels seemed to function well as she lied through the asshole on her face.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: October 10, 2016 09:16AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It does seem this forum is all about the political
> debate last night. Last night I watched the debate
> on my bathroom television, and I'm not sure if my
> house or the room where the debate was stunk
> more.
>
> Of course I'll vote for Trump, as he's America's
> best chance of keeping wetbacks out. And other
> third world trash.
>
> Yet I am worried about his bowels. Last night he
> moved in awkward positions. Especially his
> standing up, sitting down types of motions. It's
> my belief he had a large butterball that he was
> holding in. Hillarys bowels seemed to function
> well as she lied through the asshole on her face.
If anyone had bowel problems it's Hillary as she's full of shit.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It does seem this forum is all about the political
> debate last night. Last night I watched the debate
> on my bathroom television, and I'm not sure if my
> house or the room where the debate was stunk
> more.
>
> Of course I'll vote for Trump, as he's America's
> best chance of keeping wetbacks out. And other
> third world trash.
>
> Yet I am worried about his bowels. Last night he
> moved in awkward positions. Especially his
> standing up, sitting down types of motions. It's
> my belief he had a large butterball that he was
> holding in. Hillarys bowels seemed to function
> well as she lied through the asshole on her face.
If anyone had bowel problems it's Hillary as she's full of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: October 10, 2016 09:39AM
And now write ups, about bodily functions of presidential candidates. Our nation is doomed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: October 10, 2016 11:43AM
Brown Onions insights are better than the analysts on CNN.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 10, 2016 12:08PM
It would be interesting to be a political pundit.
I could sit on my political shitbox, and make assessments on various "leaders."
Last night shown profound bowel pain for Mr. Trump, who will no doubt have vacated that monster on his gold groan throne.
Bill Clinton has exceptional bowels, as does Joe Biden. Obamas are pretty good for a man of color, but I wonder if the First Lady sodomizes him.
Kaines are questionable as it's possible his are a playground. Pences are solid.
I could sit on my political shitbox, and make assessments on various "leaders."
Last night shown profound bowel pain for Mr. Trump, who will no doubt have vacated that monster on his gold groan throne.
Bill Clinton has exceptional bowels, as does Joe Biden. Obamas are pretty good for a man of color, but I wonder if the First Lady sodomizes him.
Kaines are questionable as it's possible his are a playground. Pences are solid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: October 10, 2016 02:09PM
Was going to make Slovak food. Stuck on the toilet most day. Hope to soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
This thread is
()
Date: October 10, 2016 02:18PM
Shitty! I'm wondering what a psychologist would think of this crap.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Dick Jones
()
Date: October 10, 2016 02:46PM
BO takes cock up his ass
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: October 10, 2016 02:59PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> Was going to make Slovak food. Stuck on the toilet
> most day. Hope to soon.
Gordo, I'll PM you my grandmothers recipe for Kysla Fazulova Polievka. Very good for regulating the bowels, especially if you're Slovak.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Was going to make Slovak food. Stuck on the toilet
> most day. Hope to soon.
Gordo, I'll PM you my grandmothers recipe for Kysla Fazulova Polievka. Very good for regulating the bowels, especially if you're Slovak.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 10, 2016 03:56PM
Welcome back Gordo! Our brother from Slovakia is back, along with his bowels intact.
McLean HS turned me down on my bowel project the other day, so I've been a bit sad. But having Gordo here makes me glad.
The teacher of Biology was kind enough to hear me out, but didn't think discussing bowels and the Bristol Stool Guide was appropriate for the high school curriculum. A shame as bowels are important, and these youngsters could have learned about becoming old and the inevitable bowel betrayal.
McLean HS turned me down on my bowel project the other day, so I've been a bit sad. But having Gordo here makes me glad.
The teacher of Biology was kind enough to hear me out, but didn't think discussing bowels and the Bristol Stool Guide was appropriate for the high school curriculum. A shame as bowels are important, and these youngsters could have learned about becoming old and the inevitable bowel betrayal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Entrance only
()
Date: October 10, 2016 04:18PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
BO is a fudge-packeeee
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
BO is a fudge-packeeee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 10, 2016 04:35PM
Entrance only Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.
>
>
> BO is a fudge-packeeee
No you might be. I've constantly advocated the starfish being for exit only.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.
>
>
> BO is a fudge-packeeee
No you might be. I've constantly advocated the starfish being for exit only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: October 10, 2016 04:58PM
Why are you always shitting on Onion? The guy knows his shit and provides me laughs. At first he didn't but loosen up
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 10, 2016 07:42PM
My butt hurts, my colons a pain
Some guys just wish for rogaine
ED has a nice ring compared to my toil
I have a sore fish, on one cheek a boil
A case of roids can cause me to scream
A #4 #2 is just a mere pipe dream
The midwives help, they get me to breath well
Even with the sweat and perpetual hell
My groan throne has taken a lot of my time
My wetback plumber makes more than a dime
I wish my bowels would work, I really do
Yet now I give birth to a new brown Subaru
Some guys just wish for rogaine
ED has a nice ring compared to my toil
I have a sore fish, on one cheek a boil
A case of roids can cause me to scream
A #4 #2 is just a mere pipe dream
The midwives help, they get me to breath well
Even with the sweat and perpetual hell
My groan throne has taken a lot of my time
My wetback plumber makes more than a dime
I wish my bowels would work, I really do
Yet now I give birth to a new brown Subaru
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: October 11, 2016 04:51AM
Taking dumps in the middle of the night
to the song of the whale and a big black-light
pushing and straining again and again
poopin' aint so easy for Mr 5am
to the song of the whale and a big black-light
pushing and straining again and again
poopin' aint so easy for Mr 5am
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 11, 2016 06:40AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Taking dumps in the middle of the night
> to the song of the whale and a big black-light
> pushing and straining again and again
> poopin' aint so easy for Mr 5am
Well done Mr 5 am! How did your bowels end up this time?
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> Taking dumps in the middle of the night
> to the song of the whale and a big black-light
> pushing and straining again and again
> poopin' aint so easy for Mr 5am
Well done Mr 5 am! How did your bowels end up this time?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: October 11, 2016 08:49AM
Made another mess. Yesterday's holiday, not once at all. Go back to work and it starts up again. I think it must be stress related, and if I had my own private stall, that would be great. Unfortunately my employer is a small one so just one shared bathroom.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 11, 2016 10:29AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Made another mess. Yesterday's holiday, not once
> at all. Go back to work and it starts up again. I
> think it must be stress related, and if I had my
> own private stall, that would be great.
> Unfortunately my employer is a small one so just
> one shared bathroom.
Work does cause stress. If you have psychotic bosses, it can cause more shit to be shit.
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> Made another mess. Yesterday's holiday, not once
> at all. Go back to work and it starts up again. I
> think it must be stress related, and if I had my
> own private stall, that would be great.
> Unfortunately my employer is a small one so just
> one shared bathroom.
Work does cause stress. If you have psychotic bosses, it can cause more shit to be shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: October 11, 2016 11:26AM
I had a sloppy one this morning. Two rolls of TP. Is this normal?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 11, 2016 12:04PM
Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> I had a sloppy one this morning. Two rolls of TP.
> Is this normal?
Moist towelettes are your rear end best friend.
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> I had a sloppy one this morning. Two rolls of TP.
> Is this normal?
Moist towelettes are your rear end best friend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel-ku
()
Date: October 11, 2016 12:47PM
Food is delicious
Yet betrayal soon follows
Anal misery
Yet betrayal soon follows
Anal misery
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: October 11, 2016 04:30PM
Bowel-ku Wrote:
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> Food is delicious
> Yet betrayal soon follows
> Anal misery
Pretty much. A kernel of truth here.
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> Food is delicious
> Yet betrayal soon follows
> Anal misery
Pretty much. A kernel of truth here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
your reptile brain
()
Date: October 11, 2016 04:44PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowel-ku Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Food is delicious
> > Yet betrayal soon follows
> > Anal misery
>
>
> Pretty much. A kernel of truth here.
you think what you are eating is 'delicious' because its engineered and processed to appeal to your reptile brain. The reasons your bowels 'betray' you is because your brain is unable comprehend cause and effect. Your fat with a heart problem because you are (and I hate to say this) s-t-u-p-i-d. You are a dumbass.
If you had the mental ability you would alter your diet so you no longer have issues - your body may not be so damaged, it could possibly still heal itself. Alas your just not smart enough to let it...
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> Bowel-ku Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Food is delicious
> > Yet betrayal soon follows
> > Anal misery
>
>
> Pretty much. A kernel of truth here.
you think what you are eating is 'delicious' because its engineered and processed to appeal to your reptile brain. The reasons your bowels 'betray' you is because your brain is unable comprehend cause and effect. Your fat with a heart problem because you are (and I hate to say this) s-t-u-p-i-d. You are a dumbass.
If you had the mental ability you would alter your diet so you no longer have issues - your body may not be so damaged, it could possibly still heal itself. Alas your just not smart enough to let it...