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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 10, 2017 04:53AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in again.
5am guy knows that eating at Denny's is not a good idea but sometimes 5am guy gets lonely working all by himself in the middle of the night so 5am guy goes out to lunch at 3am and then 5am guy gets to talk to a few people at the Denny's. Well this is how 5am guy managed to eat the Denny's peanut butter cup pancake breakfast about 2 hours ago. 5am guy has not felt the effects yet but 5am guy knows that intestinal distress is in 5am guys future.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2017 11:04AM

Oh man that looks delicious 5 am but I worry your bowels look like a torn up golf club bag.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 10, 2017 12:06PM

I didn't go to work today and am glad. Does anyone know how to remove shit from a mattress?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear t ()
Date: January 10, 2017 12:54PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I didn't go to work today and am glad. Does anyone
> know how to remove shit from a mattress?

No luck with my adult underwear. Probably need to buy a new one and get a cover.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:06PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I didn't go to work today and am glad. Does anyone
> know how to remove shit from a mattress?


Mr Brown Underwear is correct. I appreciate his insights as my sister Matilda is visiting, and her rectal dilation is taking forever. Lots of sounds and aromas on the groan throne.

My only added suggestion is to make sure you wrap up a few wetbacks in the mattress or chocolate burrito and throw it out then.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 10, 2017 01:20PM

Man oh man brown splatter, maybe you should start dependin on some depends.

I haz been eatin rite all week an my bowels are thankin me fo that. I am glad that it aint so cold today. I watched a young man who works with me eat two whoppers with cheez for lunch today, i dont think my bowelz waz ever good enough ta eat like that. He even had a large onion ring with it. I tried to give him advice about eatin like that an he lauged at me an called me a dumb old man. He eats like that all the time and he is skinny as a rail

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2017 06:17PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man oh man brown splatter, maybe you should start
> dependin on some depends.
>
> I haz been eatin rite all week an my bowels are
> thankin me fo that. I am glad that it aint so cold
> today. I watched a young man who works with me eat
> two whoppers with cheez for lunch today, i dont
> think my bowelz waz ever good enough ta eat like
> that. He even had a large onion ring with it. I
> tried to give him advice about eatin like that an
> he lauged at me an called me a dumb old man. He
> eats like that all the time and he is skinny as a
> rail


Good God! Mein Gutt! One day when that young man's bowels betray him he might spontaneously combust.

Glad to hear less cold and your bowels are good. I hope your bowels are warmed up soon with the weather change.

I believe Chris Core is being created in my colon. My bowels are not a Core value nor do they make money with bullshitting through commercials.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: fussymcpoopypants ()
Date: January 10, 2017 06:57PM

didnt feel like pooping before bed last night so waited till late this morning. No big deal just felt a little 'full' carrying the load around till about 11am. 3 min poop and all better. Barely needed to wipe.

Dont know what all the fuss here is about...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2017 03:41AM

fussymcpoopypants Wrote:
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> didnt feel like pooping before bed last night so
> waited till late this morning. No big deal just
> felt a little 'full' carrying the load around till
> about 11am. 3 min poop and all better. Barely
> needed to wipe.
>
> Dont know what all the fuss here is about...


Feel free to experience the aromas and midwives cleaning up here.


I feel like screaming "why why why" like Nancy Kerrigan after being clubbed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 11, 2017 04:48AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in a bit early today!

5am guy recently had to interact with some people from Japan, this was part of 5am guys job. The people from japan carry portable ass washing devices with them because they like their asses really clean. 5am guy is now in possession of one of these devices as the UPS man left it on 5am guys doorstep yesterday. 5am guy is going to test it out shortly and 5am guy will have a report on the ass wash device soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpMVzsL-49M
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2017 04:52AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in a bit early today!
>
> 5am guy recently had to interact with some people
> from Japan, this was part of 5am guys job. The
> people from japan carry portable ass washing
> devices with them because they like their asses
> really clean. 5am guy is now in possession of one
> of these devices as the UPS man left it on 5am
> guys doorstep yesterday. 5am guy is going to test
> it out shortly and 5am guy will have a report on
> the ass wash device soon.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpMVzsL-49M


This looks amazing 5 am, and please share how it cleans the fish after battle damage. Those slant eyes always think of technology innovations.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 11, 2017 08:38AM

That azz washin thing looks nice. When i waz in prizon there were a couple asian guys in there and they waz always washin their butts. At red onion we only got 3 showers a week. They wood give you 20 seconds of water then cut it off an you got 20 seconds to lather then 20 seconds of water to rinse an that waz it, you had to move along for the next guy ta get in the shower so it waz hard ta stay clean. I wood wash my hair in the little sink in my cell so i could have more time to wash my azz in the shower.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: #will cut my nails today ()
Date: January 11, 2017 10:09AM

woke up in the middle of the night savaging my starfish with my fingernail. Trouble with itchy Ahole in the middle of the night is you just have no self control and gouge away. Feels like I passed a pine cone...

#will cut my nails today

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2017 11:09AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> That azz washin thing looks nice. When i waz in
> prizon there were a couple asian guys in there and
> they waz always washin their butts. At red onion
> we only got 3 showers a week. They wood give you
> 20 seconds of water then cut it off an you got 20
> seconds to lather then 20 seconds of water to
> rinse an that waz it, you had to move along for
> the next guy ta get in the shower so it waz hard
> ta stay clean. I wood wash my hair in the little
> sink in my cell so i could have more time to wash
> my azz in the shower.


Twenty seconds is completely unacceptable. No one the Department of Corrections never responded to my correspondence about groan thrones among other issues.

They don't give a shit. Plus 20 seconds isn't even enough time for the fish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2017 11:10AM

#will cut my nails today Wrote:
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> woke up in the middle of the night savaging my
> starfish with my fingernail. Trouble with itchy
> Ahole in the middle of the night is you just have
> no self control and gouge away. Feels like I
> passed a pine cone...
>
> #will cut my nails today


For a $20 fee anon dick and his colleagues in white and brown jackets can provide this service.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2017 01:13PM

I watched Mr Trump and am impressed by his bowels. The best believe me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dixon Sideme ()
Date: January 11, 2017 04:32PM

My butt itches if I eat cashew nuts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: JEcKU ()
Date: January 11, 2017 05:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I watched Mr Trump and am impressed by his bowels.
> The best believe me.


Brown no doubt Golden Donald is a brother scat freak like you. He would gladly spread out the plastic tarp and shit all over you and everything the jiz himself smearing it around. Golden showers too...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: January 11, 2017 07:40PM

Non stop harassment of Onion continues. You are jealous pricks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ryan Leaf Fan ()
Date: January 12, 2017 04:32AM

Winner of most disturbing thread on underground.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 12, 2017 04:45AM

Hello, 5am guy checking in again.

5am guy has now used the Toto portable washlet twice. It sprays 3 strong blasts of water at your starfish and using warm water is recommended. 5am guy likes to shower after pooping but if no shower is available 5am guy thinks this is the next best thing. 5am guy paid a little over 110 dollars for this device and 5am guy thinks that it is worth it.
5am guy plans to use the washlet at his cousins cabin in Paint bank Va as there is no indoor plumbing there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ryan Leaf Fan ()
Date: January 12, 2017 05:23AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hello, 5am guy checking in again.
>
> 5am guy has now used the Toto portable washlet
> twice. It sprays 3 strong blasts of water at your
> starfish and using warm water is recommended. 5am
> guy likes to shower after pooping but if no shower
> is available 5am guy thinks this is the next best
> thing. 5am guy paid a little over 110 dollars for
> this device and 5am guy thinks that it is worth
> it.
> 5am guy plans to use the washlet at his cousins
> cabin in Paint bank Va as there is no indoor
> plumbing there.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2017 12:16PM

Interested in reading more of 5 am findings but goulash right now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 12, 2017 01:32PM

Oh brother brown brothers i had a wrench slip on me an i cut my damn hand taday. Got 8 stitches. I iz shore hurtin rite now. Looks like im gonna be home a few dayz. My boss says he wants ta come by and bring me some stuff later. I shore doez hope he dont bring me that lasagna that hiz wife makes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2017 05:39PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Oh brother brown brothers i had a wrench slip on
> me an i cut my damn hand taday. Got 8 stitches. I
> iz shore hurtin rite now. Looks like im gonna be
> home a few dayz. My boss says he wants ta come by
> and bring me some stuff later. I shore doez hope
> he dont bring me that lasagna that hiz wife makes.


Oh man that's terrible Red. Eight stitched hurts. But potentially worse is the lasagna. Your fish might need stitches after that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Great news i ()
Date: January 12, 2017 07:42PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Oh brother brown brothers i had a wrench slip on
> me an i cut my damn hand taday. Got 8 stitches. I
> iz shore hurtin rite now. Looks like im gonna be
> home a few dayz. My boss says he wants ta come by
> and bring me some stuff later. I shore doez hope
> he dont bring me that lasagna that hiz wife makes.


Great news is Im sure you are covered by your employers insurance and workman's comp right. Trump will take that from you and vie for lower hourly wages for you. All the while he and his billionaire buddies compete to see how much gold they can decorate their numerous mansions, yachts and 747's.

suckers.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2017 06:50AM

One man's bowels, Trumps somehow become fodder for a fine man such as red Onion?


Once again a Machiavelli like divide and conquer move, by those with superior bowels. Yet once again exposed.

There is pain there is strain there's excessive groan throne time , but the brothers in bowel are united more than any time in human history.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 13, 2017 07:14AM

Feelin better taday. The doctor gave me pain medications but I aint takin them because they will mess up my bowels somthin terrible! I get to stay home till Tuesday and then Im gonna work in the office for awhile till my hand gets recovered. My boss came by last night and tried ta give me some money but I refused it, told him I dont take charity any more but it waz nice of him to offer. I am gonna take it easy and drink some beer the nex few dayz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2017 07:35AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Feelin better taday. The doctor gave me pain
> medications but I aint takin them because they
> will mess up my bowels somthin terrible! I get to
> stay home till Tuesday and then Im gonna work in
> the office for awhile till my hand gets recovered.
> My boss came by last night and tried ta give me
> some money but I refused it, told him I dont take
> charity any more but it waz nice of him to offer.
> I am gonna take it easy and drink some beer the
> nex few dayz.


Glad to hear Red Onion. Just to make sure this isn't your bosses way of covering his starfish. Your attitude is admirable, and if his wife made that lasagna, add Exlax to it and giving it to superior bowel folks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: due gooder ()
Date: January 13, 2017 09:27AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Feelin better taday. The doctor gave me pain
> medications but I aint takin them because they
> will mess up my bowels somthin terrible! I get to
> stay home till Tuesday and then Im gonna work in
> the office for awhile till my hand gets recovered.
> My boss came by last night and tried ta give me
> some money but I refused it, told him I dont take
> charity any more but it waz nice of him to offer.
> I am gonna take it easy and drink some beer the
> nex few dayz.


Fuck you. You were in prison so that means you are a worthless fucker. Maybe you will die from your injury with a horrible infection that would be the best thing for you. While in prison we all had to pay to feed and house you dickhead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2017 10:04AM

due gooder Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Feelin better taday. The doctor gave me pain
> > medications but I aint takin them because they
> > will mess up my bowels somthin terrible! I get
> to
> > stay home till Tuesday and then Im gonna work
> in
> > the office for awhile till my hand gets
> recovered.
> > My boss came by last night and tried ta give me
> > some money but I refused it, told him I dont
> take
> > charity any more but it waz nice of him to
> offer.
> > I am gonna take it easy and drink some beer the
> > nex few dayz.
>
>
> Fuck you. You were in prison so that means you are
> a worthless fucker. Maybe you will die from your
> injury with a horrible infection that would be the
> best thing for you. While in prison we all had to
> pay to feed and house you dickhead.


Hey superior bowel asshole,

Red Onion has paid his debt to society, and despite having bowel woes, is an extraordinary citizen. His values and work ethic, along with his positive attitude defy your insecurities and insensitive comments.

How are your bowels asshole? I generally don't wish people to experience what we do but welcome to the party pal. May you experience anal prolapse!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Real Supporter ()
Date: January 13, 2017 10:31AM

Some of the most judgmental assholes. I agree as who gives a damn. A person made mistakes and did their time. What else do you want asshole?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2017 10:53AM

I ate at Denny's. The moons over my ham. I wish I could stop but don't have the correct mindset and my bowels will pay for my choices.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: January 13, 2017 01:07PM

On a second prescription and feeling optimistic.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 13, 2017 01:37PM

Real Supporter Wrote:
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> Some of the most judgmental assholes. I agree as
> who gives a damn. A person made mistakes and did
> their time. What else do you want asshole?


Thanks Brown an Real, lotz of folks feel that way about us convicted felons an thats jus the way it iz. Havin a record an bein over 50 years old makes it hard to find a good job an thats why I iz thankfull to jiffy lube for hirin me.
I got addicted to drugs an had to start sellen them to get the drugs I needed an thats how I got 5 years then I got 6 more months for gettin caught with a shank on the inside twice. I dont regret carrin those shanks cauze I had ta protect myself in there an one time my shank saved my bacon, not becauze I used it but pullin it out scared off a guy that wanted ta shank me.
Gettin busted and goin ta prizon turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me. I haz been out over 10 years now an never done any drugs or anything illegal. It dont go that way for most guys an I am very lucky.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 3WhJD ()
Date: January 13, 2017 03:32PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Real Supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some of the most judgmental assholes. I agree
> as
> > who gives a damn. A person made mistakes and
> did
> > their time. What else do you want asshole?
>
>
> Thanks Brown an Real, lotz of folks feel that way
> about us convicted felons an thats jus the way it
> iz. Havin a record an bein over 50 years old makes
> it hard to find a good job an thats why I iz
> thankfull to jiffy lube for hirin me.
> I got addicted to drugs an had to start sellen
> them to get the drugs I needed an thats how I got
> 5 years then I got 6 more months for gettin caught
> with a shank on the inside twice. I dont regret
> carrin those shanks cauze I had ta protect myself
> in there an one time my shank saved my bacon, not
> becauze I used it but pullin it out scared off a
> guy that wanted ta shank me.
> Gettin busted and goin ta prizon turned out to be
> the best thing that ever happened to me. I haz
> been out over 10 years now an never done any drugs
> or anything illegal. It dont go that way for most
> guys an I am very luck


Great story. Sorry about your hand and the fact that in this country there is no universal healthcare to cover you for your injury. Also, there should be mandated safety training for anyone in your vocation. Why were you not wearing gloves?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: January 13, 2017 04:37PM

These guys are part of a sick scat group. Nothing more than that. Code words like fish groan throne midwives.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: feces and fish ()
Date: January 13, 2017 05:32PM

^Its the truth. I dont mind most sexual fetishes but scat is disgusting. They need help and antibiotics. LOTS of antibiotics. Do you know how filthy feces is? God help them. They do stuff with feces and 'fish' - WTF!?!?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 13, 2017 05:34PM

I guess I over did it with the corn. I figure its a high fiber food, but it did not seem to enhance the experience of elimination.

The stool was quite riddled with corn kernels, but quite dry, and the width did not allow for convenient passage.

Oh sure, I've had worse, and this was merely uncomfortable rather than agonizing. But the point is, fiber alone is not a panacea for a constant, enjoyable bowel movement.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: feces ()
Date: January 13, 2017 05:35PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2017 08:15PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Real Supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Some of the most judgmental assholes. I agree
> as
> > who gives a damn. A person made mistakes and
> did
> > their time. What else do you want asshole?
>
>
> Thanks Brown an Real, lotz of folks feel that way
> about us convicted felons an thats jus the way it
> iz. Havin a record an bein over 50 years old makes
> it hard to find a good job an thats why I iz
> thankfull to jiffy lube for hirin me.
> I got addicted to drugs an had to start sellen
> them to get the drugs I needed an thats how I got
> 5 years then I got 6 more months for gettin caught
> with a shank on the inside twice. I dont regret
> carrin those shanks cauze I had ta protect myself
> in there an one time my shank saved my bacon, not
> becauze I used it but pullin it out scared off a
> guy that wanted ta shank me.
> Gettin busted and goin ta prizon turned out to be
> the best thing that ever happened to me. I haz
> been out over 10 years now an never done any drugs
> or anything illegal. It dont go that way for most
> guys an I am very lucky.


You are a good man Red. You have full brother of bowel support alaways. You've done wonderfully, and despite stigma and bowel problems, you carry yourself well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 'good man' ()
Date: January 13, 2017 09:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Real Supporter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Some of the most judgmental assholes. I agree
> > as
> > > who gives a damn. A person made mistakes and
> > did
> > > their time. What else do you want asshole?
> >
> >
> > Thanks Brown an Real, lotz of folks feel that
> way
> > about us convicted felons an thats jus the way
> it
> > iz. Havin a record an bein over 50 years old
> makes
> > it hard to find a good job an thats why I iz
> > thankfull to jiffy lube for hirin me.
> > I got addicted to drugs an had to start sellen
> > them to get the drugs I needed an thats how I
> got
> > 5 years then I got 6 more months for gettin
> caught
> > with a shank on the inside twice. I dont regret
> > carrin those shanks cauze I had ta protect
> myself
> > in there an one time my shank saved my bacon,
> not
> > becauze I used it but pullin it out scared off
> a
> > guy that wanted ta shank me.
> > Gettin busted and goin ta prizon turned out to
> be
> > the best thing that ever happened to me. I haz
> > been out over 10 years now an never done any
> drugs
> > or anything illegal. It dont go that way for
> most
> > guys an I am very lucky.
>
>
> You are a good man Red. You have full brother of
> bowel support alaways. You've done wonderfully,
> and despite stigma and bowel problems, you carry
> yourself well.

dont worry, if you have any hispanic, asian or african blood Brown would 'run you over' like the rest of the 'wetbacks' and 'n1ggers' he despises. Being a white guy you can sell drugs, be a convicted felon with poor or no higher education and you are a 'good man'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:37AM

Good morning BiB's! I hope you are all enjoying the holiday weekend. I have been catching up on this thread and as usual there are all kinds of interesting things going on.
My doctor is putting me on a drug called VIBERZI which is supposed to help with my IBS. I don't hold out too much hope though because every doctor I have ever consulted about my bowel problems over the last 20 years or so has either completely failed or made things worse. So here I go again, dumb old me going to give the doctor another chance to let me down. With my part time job with the state of Virginia I am getting really good health insurance for Mrs Dive and myself so I thought I would give the doctors another try while we have this wonderful health plan.
Best wishes to you all and I will post a review of the VIBERZI after I have given it a chance.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:09AM

Well, I am bored already bein off ov work. At least there is some football on today. Im goin out to tha store soon to get beer an a hole chicken ta cook in my crockpot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 14, 2017 09:25AM

This thread is stupid and not even funny. When you decide to leave this childish bullshit thread, come hang out in the Mike O'Meara Show thread. We have over 3,000,000 views and are the most popular and funny thread on FFXU. Eventually Cary is going to make this entireforum about Mike O'Meara because he is so famous. Its way better than talking about what shit you took last night. Brown Onion is a fucking retard troll.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2017 01:48PM

Literally picking up the pieces.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 14, 2017 02:59PM

When I went out to get beer and chicken I somehows ended up at pappa john. I got large pan pizza with mushroom, bacon and black olives. I came home an ate half of it. Now I aint feelin so good. Im gonna drink some water an go for a walk.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2017 05:05PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> When I went out to get beer and chicken I somehows
> ended up at pappa john. I got large pan pizza with
> mushroom, bacon and black olives. I came home an
> ate half of it. Now I aint feelin so good. Im
> gonna drink some water an go for a walk.


Oh crap.

Red I pray for your 33 feet if plumbing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 14, 2017 05:22PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Good morning BiB's! I hope you are all enjoying
> the holiday weekend. I have been catching up on
> this thread and as usual there are all kinds of
> interesting things going on.
> My doctor is putting me on a drug called VIBERZI
> which is supposed to help with my IBS. I don't
> hold out too much hope though because every doctor
> I have ever consulted about my bowel problems over
> the last 20 years or so has either completely
> failed or made things worse. So here I go again,
> dumb old me going to give the doctor another
> chance to let me down. With my part time job with
> the state of Virginia I am getting really good
> health insurance for Mrs Dive and myself so I
> thought I would give the doctors another try while
> we have this wonderful health plan.
> Best wishes to you all and I will post a review of
> the VIBERZI after I have given it a chance.


Iz that drug for help poopin or stop poopin?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2017 06:47PM

This is for IBS D I believe red. My sodomizing "doctor " has samples of it at his office. He's definitely getting kickbacks to provide his green fees by digging brown.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Victim of obesity ()
Date: January 15, 2017 08:30AM

One time a few years back I was caught on a metrobus in a traffic jam, I tried to get off the bus but the driver would not open the door because he said it was unsafe. Once I shit my pants he opened the door immediately safe or not.
I was in North Arlington and I ran behind a house that was being renovated where there was a don's john. Imagine my shock when I saw the padlock on the door! I crouched next to the construction dumpster and discarded my drawers then used my socks to wipe. I then took a cab to a cheap motel where I took a shower and slept the night. Bad experience but it can happen to anyone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: January 15, 2017 09:58AM

In lieu of a weekly money contribution at church does my TP purchase count?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: January 15, 2017 09:59AM

I buy TP for the church sorry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: January 15, 2017 11:23AM

What you all eating for the games?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 15, 2017 01:37PM

Miscavage Wrote:
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> What you all eating for the games?

After attacking my bowelz with papa john yesterday I am gonna get a panera bread salad an some bread. I hopes to be able ta have a couple cold beerz tho.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: January 15, 2017 02:01PM

Join Brown Onion Red Onion and BEH for a scat party.

During the playoffs enjoy passing a scat football. Wear scat jerseys of your favorite team. And roll around in scat with all of these homo erotic sick fuckers.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Interstate highway traveler ()
Date: January 15, 2017 04:51PM

I am a medical equipment tech for a big company and I travel all over the country in a service van. I have found that it is important to bring your own toilet paper with you as you travel. Lower end hotels like days inn or super8 have god awful toilet paper and so do rest areas and truck stops, even the hospitals and clinics I work at are generally bad. Every now and then I get to stay at a Hampton inn and have found their toilet paper acceptable.
Driving long distances with a sore or bleeding balloon knot does not make for comfortable travel and can quickly turn a pleasant journey into a real-life nightmare.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hard Wiper ()
Date: January 15, 2017 05:11PM

Interstate highway traveler Wrote:
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> I am a medical equipment tech for a big company
> and I travel all over the country in a service
> van. I have found that it is important to bring
> your own toilet paper with you as you travel.
> Lower end hotels like days inn or super8 have god
> awful toilet paper and so do rest areas and truck
> stops, even the hospitals and clinics I work at
> are generally bad. Every now and then I get to
> stay at a Hampton inn and have found their toilet
> paper acceptable.
> Driving long distances with a sore or bleeding
> balloon knot does not make for comfortable travel
> and can quickly turn a pleasant journey into a
> real-life nightmare.


Agree completely. These or government buildings, churches too cause more pain. I would be happier if they paid a bit more.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 15, 2017 06:20PM

Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Interstate highway traveler Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am a medical equipment tech for a big company
> > and I travel all over the country in a service
> > van. I have found that it is important to bring
> > your own toilet paper with you as you travel.
> > Lower end hotels like days inn or super8 have
> god
> > awful toilet paper and so do rest areas and
> truck
> > stops, even the hospitals and clinics I work at
> > are generally bad. Every now and then I get to
> > stay at a Hampton inn and have found their
> toilet
> > paper acceptable.
> > Driving long distances with a sore or bleeding
> > balloon knot does not make for comfortable
> travel
> > and can quickly turn a pleasant journey into a
> > real-life nightmare.
>
>
> Agree completely. These or government buildings,
> churches too cause more pain. I would be happier
> if they paid a bit more.


Go see a GI to resolve this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Biff 66 ()
Date: January 15, 2017 07:26PM

This is helpful as I've been scouring the web for help with my problem. That would be anxiety and big bowel movements. I don't know which causes which and it's frustrating. The Zoloft has helped a bit with anxiety but the large bowel movements have stayed. Most are painful. They really do hurt and I only go twice a week maximum. Everytime I am afraid because I know I have to. Yet the pain makes me hurt a lot. Thank you. I feel better writing about this weight upon my chest and sorry if rambling. It just really is causing problems all over the place and I wish to make this better.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 16, 2017 07:29AM

Biff 66 Wrote:
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> This is helpful as I've been scouring the web for
> help with my problem. That would be anxiety and
> big bowel movements. I don't know which causes
> which and it's frustrating. The Zoloft has helped
> a bit with anxiety but the large bowel movements
> have stayed. Most are painful. They really do hurt
> and I only go twice a week maximum. Everytime I am
> afraid because I know I have to. Yet the pain
> makes me hurt a lot. Thank you. I feel better
> writing about this weight upon my chest and sorry
> if rambling. It just really is causing problems
> all over the place and I wish to make this better.



You aren't alone. All of our bowels cause us problems.

Yet our bowels don't define us.

Instead we drop our logs in pain but we are united. Now to the groan throne to make a large deposit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 16, 2017 07:44AM

Well the medication that the doctor gave me seems to have shut my digestive system down. I have not pooped in two and a half days and counting and I am feeling really bloated and weak. Of course today being a holiday the doctor's office is closed. I am not taking any more of this VIBERZI medicine.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: January 16, 2017 12:41PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well the medication that the doctor gave me seems
> to have shut my digestive system down. I have not
> pooped in two and a half days and counting and I
> am feeling really bloated and weak. Of course
> today being a holiday the doctor's office is
> closed. I am not taking any more of this VIBERZI
> medicine.


Brown Onions scat party will help!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 16, 2017 01:59PM

Never did I think I'd be grateful for a holiday but not going to work is a relief.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 16, 2017 02:27PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Never did I think I'd be grateful for a holiday
> but not going to work is a relief.


God bless you, Splat. Good lucks at your workplace tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Biff66 ()
Date: January 16, 2017 05:40PM

Today I had more of the same. A large one that did cause some rectal bleeding. I was able to get some Tucks pads but not sure what if anything I can do. I'm sore tonight and wish that there was some magic bullet for this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 16, 2017 09:21PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: not really ()
Date: January 16, 2017 09:28PM

Actually that was young boy from the Ivory Coast being smuggled by his mother. He lived.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:20AM

That looks about the regular size of what's sitting on my starfish.

Eesh is correct and usually what comes out looks like a third world savage too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:21AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well the medication that the doctor gave me seems
> to have shut my digestive system down. I have not
> pooped in two and a half days and counting and I
> am feeling really bloated and weak. Of course
> today being a holiday the doctor's office is
> closed. I am not taking any more of this VIBERZI
> medicine.


Glad to hear dive as these "doctors" are in it for the money not your bowels best interests.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: January 17, 2017 08:05AM

Morning BiBs! I see some of you had some issues over the long weekend; here's to a more #4#2 work week for all!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 09:47AM

I had a all out azz explosion in the restroom at work this mornin. It cleared the waiting room an sent customers out into the rain. So dadgum embarrisin. I tried like hell ta poop at home thiz mornin but no go.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2017 12:06PM

Hi red and deadly,

It's gotta be a bad brown day.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2017 01:06PM

Anyone else here going to the inauguration?

I'll be wearing a brown suit and tie for IBS awareness.

It will be wonderful seeing so many white people in DC. There won't be as much crime that day versus the heightened temporary population bump.

Is anyone aware of where and how many outdoor shitters there will be? It might be the last day for some illegal third world savage to collect a few coins.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Oniongy ()
Date: January 17, 2017 03:12PM

I ate an entire carvel ice cream cake. Stupid I know. What can I do to stop some of the problems

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2017 06:20PM

Diced Oniongy Wrote:
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> I ate an entire carvel ice cream cake. Stupid I
> know. What can I do to stop some of the problems


That's not a good idea. Call in Hazmat as that's going to be a mess.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: George Widopen ()
Date: January 17, 2017 08:03PM

My bowels got loose in 1997. I ve been using depends for 20 years now. You guys that have backed up bowels have it easy compared to us.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: January 17, 2017 09:04PM

George Widopen Wrote:
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> My bowels got loose in 1997. I ve been using
> depends for 20 years now. You guys that have
> backed up bowels have it easy compared to us.


Is that when scat parties with brown Onion started?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Patrol ()
Date: January 18, 2017 04:21AM

BO is correct I think, another prescription and the same results

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: minimize the negatives ()
Date: January 18, 2017 08:21AM

Imy4 Wrote:
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> George Widopen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels got loose in 1997. I ve been using
> > depends for 20 years now. You guys that have
> > backed up bowels have it easy compared to us.
>
>
> Is that when scat parties with brown Onion
> started?

excellent question - are the bowel problems related to your recreational use of defecation. It wouldnt surprise me that many of the issues posted here are the result of playing with your own (and others) feces. Im not sure if there is a cure for this fetish but it seems that B0 and others could work to minimize the negatives associated with playing with their own shit for sexual gratification...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2017 09:20AM

minimize the negatives Wrote:
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> Imy4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > George Widopen Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My bowels got loose in 1997. I ve been using
> > > depends for 20 years now. You guys that have
> > > backed up bowels have it easy compared to us.
> >
> >
> > Is that when scat parties with brown Onion
> > started?
>
> excellent question - are the bowel problems
> related to your recreational use of defecation.
> It wouldnt surprise me that many of the issues
> posted here are the result of playing with your
> own (and others) feces. Im not sure if there is a
> cure for this fetish but it seems that B0 and
> others could work to minimize the negatives
> associated with playing with their own shit for
> sexual gratification...


Don't listen to the superior bowel people. This is another attempt to divide and conquer us sharecropper mentality wise.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 18, 2017 10:15AM

Man oh man i had a big number 4 thiz mornin when I woke up an i feel like a million bucks. Wish every dam day waz like that.
Goin back to tha doctor to get my hand checked later taday itz startin to look infected. I knows they will give me antibiotics an those are alwayz hard on my bowelz. I dont like workin in the office at all so i hopes i can get back ta my regular job soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2017 12:59PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man oh man i had a big number 4 thiz mornin when I
> woke up an i feel like a million bucks. Wish every
> dam day waz like that.
> Goin back to tha doctor to get my hand checked
> later taday itz startin to look infected. I knows
> they will give me antibiotics an those are alwayz
> hard on my bowelz. I dont like workin in the
> office at all so i hopes i can get back ta my
> regular job soon.


That's good that your bowels are in top shape. As you know a hand can be fixed but no one cares about our rectums.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 18, 2017 02:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man oh man i had a big number 4 thiz mornin when
> I
> > woke up an i feel like a million bucks. Wish
> every
> > dam day waz like that.
> > Goin back to tha doctor to get my hand checked
> > later taday itz startin to look infected. I
> knows
> > they will give me antibiotics an those are
> alwayz
> > hard on my bowelz. I dont like workin in the
> > office at all so i hopes i can get back ta my
> > regular job soon.
>
>
> That's good that your bowels are in top shape. As
> you know a hand can be fixed but no one cares
> about our rectums.


Ya know brown i jus left the doctor office. I axed him if the antibiotics wood effect my bowlez. He got all excited and wanted to write me a refferal to a GI doctor. I think he must make money by writing refferals. All theze doctors are the same.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Imy4 ()
Date: January 19, 2017 04:44AM

Scat sandwiches at Onions. Help your bowels !

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 19, 2017 08:07AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Man oh man i had a big number 4 thiz mornin
> when
> > I
> > > woke up an i feel like a million bucks. Wish
> > every
> > > dam day waz like that.
> > > Goin back to tha doctor to get my hand
> checked
> > > later taday itz startin to look infected. I
> > knows
> > > they will give me antibiotics an those are
> > alwayz
> > > hard on my bowelz. I dont like workin in the
> > > office at all so i hopes i can get back ta my
> > > regular job soon.
> >
> >
> > That's good that your bowels are in top shape.
> As
> > you know a hand can be fixed but no one cares
> > about our rectums.
>
>
> Ya know brown i jus left the doctor office. I axed
> him if the antibiotics wood effect my bowlez. He
> got all excited and wanted to write me a refferal
> to a GI doctor. I think he must make money by
> writing refferals. All theze doctors are the same.


A shame you are getting the supposed "patient care" anon dick and his stinky handed colleagues provide. It's all about butchering our bowels, humiliating us, and counting their brown E Coli infested dollars for "medical help."

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 19, 2017 09:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Man oh man i had a big number 4 thiz mornin
> > when
> > > I
> > > > woke up an i feel like a million bucks.
> Wish
> > > every
> > > > dam day waz like that.
> > > > Goin back to tha doctor to get my hand
> > checked
> > > > later taday itz startin to look infected. I
> > > knows
> > > > they will give me antibiotics an those are
> > > alwayz
> > > > hard on my bowelz. I dont like workin in
> the
> > > > office at all so i hopes i can get back ta
> my
> > > > regular job soon.
> > >
> > >
> > > That's good that your bowels are in top
> shape.
> > As
> > > you know a hand can be fixed but no one cares
> > > about our rectums.
> >
> >
> > Ya know brown i jus left the doctor office. I
> axed
> > him if the antibiotics wood effect my bowlez.
> He
> > got all excited and wanted to write me a
> refferal
> > to a GI doctor. I think he must make money by
> > writing refferals. All theze doctors are the
> same.
>
>
> A shame you are getting the supposed "patient
> care" anon dick and his stinky handed colleagues
> provide. It's all about butchering our bowels,
> humiliating us, and counting their brown E Coli
> infested dollars for "medical help."


User name Brown Onion,

Do you need a referral to Woodburn these days?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 19, 2017 12:01PM

I think my butt is going to leak unless someone here knows how to stop it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 19, 2017 12:12PM

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I think my butt is going to leak unless someone
> here knows how to stop it.


Man im sorry ta hear you got leakage splat. Maybe you could stuff som mcdonalds napkins or paper towels in yer crack an change em every few hours. I has had to do that before. Good luck splat buddy, I feel for ya.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Claude Jones ()
Date: January 19, 2017 02:05PM

This was my last meal!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 19, 2017 02:40PM

My heart breaks for Splatter, and I agree with Red Onion. If your starfish has been stretched out prior to large basketballs, an entire roll of paper towels could decrease the problem. My apologies as I forgot the brand name of car maintenance rags that I used to have, when beaner blood messed up my cars paint job.

That image is a bowel buster. My upper intestine cries looking at that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: nitup ()
Date: January 19, 2017 03:18PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 19, 2017 09:28PM

nitup Wrote:
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>


Not sure what this has to do with bowels, but the second guy is a lot like anon dick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 20, 2017 04:56AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is enjoying reading all the wacky goings on in this thread.
5am guy just finished a dump that took over an hour, the blacklights and whale song were in play but 5am guy was still struggling. Fortunately 5am guy has had nothing going on at work the last few nights.
5am guy has been studying relaxation techniques on the internet and 5am guy has ordered some aroma therapy candles and they should be here by Saturday.
5am guy would like to extend best wishes to all the elimination challenged folks here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2017 06:42AM

5am good to hear from you buddy.

I'm curious about these aroma candles. As you know our aromas can be strong paint peeling affairs, burning nose hairs and killing endangered species continents far away.

You've switched from lava to black light? Is that helpful with the basketball sized dumps?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2017 11:35AM

Obamas bowels appear to be causing him pain.

On a plus note Bill Clintons are great due to the million women march.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2017 02:03PM

I wish I had not eaten pizza watching it on TV

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-ku ()
Date: January 20, 2017 04:45PM

Colonic movement
On inauguration day
Felt patriotic

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 20, 2017 10:08PM

I sit here impressed by the political commentary about leaders digestive systems. My hope is you get a spot on politico.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 21, 2017 07:05AM

Good morning friends, I've finally recovered from the bowel medication that was prescribed by a board certified GI "doctor". My experience with the medication included a trip to the emergency room, yes it was that bad! Thank God we have great health insurance.
The so-called doctor left a message on my voicemail saying that I need to call and set up another appointment for some further "treatment"! I wonder what his plans are next, perhaps he would like to kill me this time. No way I am seeing him again.
I hope all the BiB's are doing well this weekend!

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