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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 12, 2016 09:55PM
I'll admit my comments were in bad taste, although I do disagree with homosexuals, whom put objects into their bowels. Its exit only, and why punish your bowels and increase the chance of anal prolapse?
Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day over muslim goat loving assholes that blow up and drop off prophet muhammads on a regular basis.
I believe Allah is going down my groan throne, and perhaps it's time to draw some more pictures of him with bowel batter.
Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day over muslim goat loving assholes that blow up and drop off prophet muhammads on a regular basis.
I believe Allah is going down my groan throne, and perhaps it's time to draw some more pictures of him with bowel batter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: June 13, 2016 06:15AM
This weeks start isn't great. I hate it when you are in your car, and have to go on the way to work. That Mickey D stall didn't seem as clean as my homes toilet. I wish I could have gone there. For some reason I like to go at home.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 13, 2016 07:04AM
Mineral oil, and a lot of cajoling, finally topped off by digital manipulation was the necessary formula this weekend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fuck you asshole
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Date: June 13, 2016 07:08AM
6eeFJ Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> battered.
>
>
> Fuck you asshole.
>
> It was fun posting here for awhile but no more.
> Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you
> fucking little person.
+1000 BO is a fucking coward.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> battered.
>
>
> Fuck you asshole.
>
> It was fun posting here for awhile but no more.
> Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you
> fucking little person.
+1000 BO is a fucking coward.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 13, 2016 09:14AM
No I'm not a coward asshole. I did state my comments were less than kind, and I hope other pig loving Muslims that target homosexuals get blasted.
My bowels hurt this morning. It appears that not screaming like a wild animal, has lengthened the brewing process.
My bowels hurt this morning. It appears that not screaming like a wild animal, has lengthened the brewing process.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: June 13, 2016 09:50AM
I shouldn't have had that pepperoni and onion pizza. That with the beer. I'm going to shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: June 13, 2016 10:10AM
Anyone help me with this?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 13, 2016 11:40AM
Sorry diced. Our bowels make us do this not our brains. It can happen to anyone.
What's going on splatter? I hope your bowels are doing better.
What's going on splatter? I hope your bowels are doing better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: June 13, 2016 12:28PM
Well guys I did have a big one. Certainly not what you men do, but it still hurt nonetheless.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 13, 2016 01:56PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Well guys I did have a big one. Certainly not what
> you men do, but it still hurt nonetheless.
Welcome albeit temporarily to the club cave. Do you have any pictures you'd like to share, and how are your bowels now?
Over here lots of epsom baths.
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> Well guys I did have a big one. Certainly not what
> you men do, but it still hurt nonetheless.
Welcome albeit temporarily to the club cave. Do you have any pictures you'd like to share, and how are your bowels now?
Over here lots of epsom baths.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nuggets
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Date: June 13, 2016 01:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
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> > Well guys I did have a big one. Certainly not
> what
> > you men do, but it still hurt nonetheless.
>
>
> Welcome albeit temporarily to the club cave. Do
> you have any pictures you'd like to share, and how
> are your bowels now?
>
> Over here lots of epsom baths.
Go post somewhere else you racist, hateful prick. We dont want to read your trash anymore.
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well guys I did have a big one. Certainly not
> what
> > you men do, but it still hurt nonetheless.
>
>
> Welcome albeit temporarily to the club cave. Do
> you have any pictures you'd like to share, and how
> are your bowels now?
>
> Over here lots of epsom baths.
Go post somewhere else you racist, hateful prick. We dont want to read your trash anymore.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown makes fun of 49 Dead
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Date: June 13, 2016 04:24PM
Fuck you asshole Wrote:
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> 6eeFJ Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> > battered.
> >
> >
> > Fuck you asshole.
> >
> > It was fun posting here for awhile but no more.
>
> > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you
> > fucking little person.
>
> +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great guy.
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> 6eeFJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> > battered.
> >
> >
> > Fuck you asshole.
> >
> > It was fun posting here for awhile but no more.
>
> > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you
> > fucking little person.
>
> +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great guy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 13, 2016 04:43PM
How are your bowels Gerry?
As I've stated before I apologize for that off color joke, as I have nothing against the homosexual community aside from things going in the bowels sometimes.
I do have a problem with Afghanis with shit on their hands from wiping being a bunch of terrorists. Now let's get back to bowels. I'm guessing Omar Mateens bowels exploded on impact from being rightfully shot by those assholes with badges.
As I've stated before I apologize for that off color joke, as I have nothing against the homosexual community aside from things going in the bowels sometimes.
I do have a problem with Afghanis with shit on their hands from wiping being a bunch of terrorists. Now let's get back to bowels. I'm guessing Omar Mateens bowels exploded on impact from being rightfully shot by those assholes with badges.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: June 13, 2016 04:44PM
Hi.5am guy checking in at a strange time. Already did throne duty today, but wanted to mention that Brown Onion is an incredibly insensitive asshole. Perhaps this is why karma has dealt him such bowel woes. I will no longer be posting in here because I will not support a thread with such biggoted hatred. Perhaps if this Brown Onion character becomes banned from the thread then I will reconsider.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 13, 2016 05:16PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'll admit my comments were in bad taste, although
> I do disagree with homosexuals, whom put objects
> into their bowels. Its exit only, and why punish
> your bowels and increase the chance of anal
> prolapse?
>
> Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day
> over muslim goat loving assholes that blow up and
> drop off prophet muhammads on a regular basis.
>
> I believe Allah is going down my groan throne,
> and perhaps it's time to draw some more pictures
> of him with bowel batter.
I think everyone here has hit the post message tab after writing something that we really did not mean. I know Brown Onion is a good man who has helped many people here including myself and as far as I am concerned he is a bib in good standing and I for one respect him as the decent and caring human being that he is.
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> I'll admit my comments were in bad taste, although
> I do disagree with homosexuals, whom put objects
> into their bowels. Its exit only, and why punish
> your bowels and increase the chance of anal
> prolapse?
>
> Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day
> over muslim goat loving assholes that blow up and
> drop off prophet muhammads on a regular basis.
>
> I believe Allah is going down my groan throne,
> and perhaps it's time to draw some more pictures
> of him with bowel batter.
I think everyone here has hit the post message tab after writing something that we really did not mean. I know Brown Onion is a good man who has helped many people here including myself and as far as I am concerned he is a bib in good standing and I for one respect him as the decent and caring human being that he is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2016 05:40PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi.5am guy checking in at a strange time. Already
> did throne duty today, but wanted to mention that
> Brown Onion is an incredibly insensitive asshole.
> Perhaps this is why karma has dealt him such bowel
> woes. I will no longer be posting in here because
> I will not support a thread with such biggoted
> hatred. Perhaps if this Brown Onion character
> becomes banned from the thread then I will
> reconsider.
Hi Gerry. You are full of shit.
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> Hi.5am guy checking in at a strange time. Already
> did throne duty today, but wanted to mention that
> Brown Onion is an incredibly insensitive asshole.
> Perhaps this is why karma has dealt him such bowel
> woes. I will no longer be posting in here because
> I will not support a thread with such biggoted
> hatred. Perhaps if this Brown Onion character
> becomes banned from the thread then I will
> reconsider.
Hi Gerry. You are full of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2016 05:43PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll admit my comments were in bad taste,
> although
> > I do disagree with homosexuals, whom put
> objects
> > into their bowels. Its exit only, and why
> punish
> > your bowels and increase the chance of anal
> > prolapse?
> >
> > Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day
> > over muslim goat loving assholes that blow up
> and
> > drop off prophet muhammads on a regular basis.
> >
> > I believe Allah is going down my groan throne,
> > and perhaps it's time to draw some more
> pictures
> > of him with bowel batter.
>
>
> I think everyone here has hit the post message tab
> after writing something that we really did not
> mean. I know Brown Onion is a good man who has
> helped many people here including myself and as
> far as I am concerned he is a bib in good standing
> and I for one respect him as the decent and caring
> human being that he is.
Thank you dive, much appreciated as I believe Gerry or one of his kool aid drinkers is trying to divide the brown.
And yes I do care. One of my former infantry guys announced he was homosexual. Other than being concerned for his bowels I was and am fine with him. He is brave and served our nation well, but I worry about his bowel choices.
I hope yours are okay. It's going to be a code brown.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll admit my comments were in bad taste,
> although
> > I do disagree with homosexuals, whom put
> objects
> > into their bowels. Its exit only, and why
> punish
> > your bowels and increase the chance of anal
> > prolapse?
> >
> > Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day
> > over muslim goat loving assholes that blow up
> and
> > drop off prophet muhammads on a regular basis.
> >
> > I believe Allah is going down my groan throne,
> > and perhaps it's time to draw some more
> pictures
> > of him with bowel batter.
>
>
> I think everyone here has hit the post message tab
> after writing something that we really did not
> mean. I know Brown Onion is a good man who has
> helped many people here including myself and as
> far as I am concerned he is a bib in good standing
> and I for one respect him as the decent and caring
> human being that he is.
Thank you dive, much appreciated as I believe Gerry or one of his kool aid drinkers is trying to divide the brown.
And yes I do care. One of my former infantry guys announced he was homosexual. Other than being concerned for his bowels I was and am fine with him. He is brave and served our nation well, but I worry about his bowel choices.
I hope yours are okay. It's going to be a code brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 13, 2016 08:20PM
Ok. I finally dropped the Omar Miteen and it stunk of the worst type of dung imaginable. My poor bowels, my starfish have been eviscerated and my groan throne looks like a crime scene.
On a plus note my sister Matilda will be joining me at First Watch tomorrow where we hope Muslims will leave alone.
On a plus note my sister Matilda will be joining me at First Watch tomorrow where we hope Muslims will leave alone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2016 08:59AM
Clif bars aren't bowel friendly
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: June 14, 2016 09:32AM
I wish you men for one day could experience being incontinent. Then you'd like your bowels working at least the way they are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2016 11:26AM
Diced glad to know as I've seen them at stores. Here's to your bowels feeling better.
Mr Undies I'm sorry for your predicament. You are one of us whether your spinchter control is good or not.
Matilda and I had a wonderful breakfast at First Watch. So far our 33 feet of intestines are holding up and no one blew up the restaurant while we ate.
Mr Undies I'm sorry for your predicament. You are one of us whether your spinchter control is good or not.
Matilda and I had a wonderful breakfast at First Watch. So far our 33 feet of intestines are holding up and no one blew up the restaurant while we ate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 14, 2016 12:27PM
I'm embarrassed again, as my boss brought me in his office to talk about my hygiene. Its just pa in upon pain. Any suggestions?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2016 01:24PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I'm embarrassed again, as my boss brought me in
> his office to talk about my hygiene. Its just pa
> in upon pain. Any suggestions?
Even though my anal doctor is an asshole, a letter from him would probably take care of that. Or bring in pictures of the so called messes, and ask your boss about his knowledge of the Bristol Stool Guide.
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> I'm embarrassed again, as my boss brought me in
> his office to talk about my hygiene. Its just pa
> in upon pain. Any suggestions?
Even though my anal doctor is an asshole, a letter from him would probably take care of that. Or bring in pictures of the so called messes, and ask your boss about his knowledge of the Bristol Stool Guide.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 14, 2016 07:16PM
I feel like I just dropped an atomic bomb, of epic proportions that really is devastating.
Kind of like Nagasaki or if I remember correctly the Soviets, when they released the thermonuclear one that was the record setter.
If anyone has a Geiger counter, please let me know. I promise to wash my hands.
Kind of like Nagasaki or if I remember correctly the Soviets, when they released the thermonuclear one that was the record setter.
If anyone has a Geiger counter, please let me know. I promise to wash my hands.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: June 15, 2016 03:48AM
Hello friends! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy just got back from Dennys. 5am guy eats lunch about 2:30 am most days and tonight 5am guy saw some drunk people at Dennys. So 5am guy goes in the mens room to wizz and 5am guy sees a drunk guy on the floor puking and shitting himself at the same time. 5am guy found this disturbing and it was hard for 5am guy to eat his ham and cheese omelette with bacon and whole wheat toast after watching and smelling that drunk guy.
5am guy would like to wish everyone here in browntown a happy and healthy elimination today. 5am guy is going to take a dump soon and 5am guy likes to turn out the lights in the mens room and listen to the song of the whale to help relax for a very satisfying elimination. 5am guy has a little chromebook with skull candy speakers and the song of the whale echos off the stalls in the mens room and makes for a truly enchanting experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savCAd6RyPI
5am guy would like to wish everyone here in browntown a happy and healthy elimination today. 5am guy is going to take a dump soon and 5am guy likes to turn out the lights in the mens room and listen to the song of the whale to help relax for a very satisfying elimination. 5am guy has a little chromebook with skull candy speakers and the song of the whale echos off the stalls in the mens room and makes for a truly enchanting experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savCAd6RyPI
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2016 07:42AM
5am guy I might try that the next time, so as coyotes don't visit my groan throne. I still don't know if my screams are a mating call or an animal in distress. Yet I will put the whales up loud and whail away, hoping a bowel buster doesn't mess with the equilibrium of natures sounds.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 15, 2016 09:14AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy I might try that the next time, so as
> coyotes don't visit my groan throne. I still don't
> know if my screams are a mating call or an animal
> in distress. Yet I will put the whales up loud and
> whail away, hoping a bowel buster doesn't mess
> with the equilibrium of natures sounds.
This is insanity personified.
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> 5am guy I might try that the next time, so as
> coyotes don't visit my groan throne. I still don't
> know if my screams are a mating call or an animal
> in distress. Yet I will put the whales up loud and
> whail away, hoping a bowel buster doesn't mess
> with the equilibrium of natures sounds.
This is insanity personified.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lowlife scumbag
()
Date: June 15, 2016 09:22AM
Brown makes fun of 49 Dead Wrote:
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> Fuck you asshole Wrote:
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> -----
> > 6eeFJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> > > battered.
> > >
> > >
> > > Fuck you asshole.
> > >
> > > It was fun posting here for awhile but no
> more.
> >
> > > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you
> > > fucking little person.
> >
> > +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
>
> Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great guy.
lets see a douche that cannot stop talking about his 'brown starfish' and his bowel movements mocks the death of male homosexuals. Im sure there is no connection there. And what a lowlife scumbag.
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> Fuck you asshole Wrote:
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> > 6eeFJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> > > battered.
> > >
> > >
> > > Fuck you asshole.
> > >
> > > It was fun posting here for awhile but no
> more.
> >
> > > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you
> > > fucking little person.
> >
> > +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
>
> Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great guy.
lets see a douche that cannot stop talking about his 'brown starfish' and his bowel movements mocks the death of male homosexuals. Im sure there is no connection there. And what a lowlife scumbag.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2016 11:19AM
I wish the NFL network, could use a special brown line marker, for each 11 yard pass.
That's right 33 feet of bowels. Your intestines control you, not the other way around.
Some people eat bowels. Most like chitlins with grape soda. It's cheap but I wouldn't pay to eat bowels as who knows what's circulating down below.
I hope my brothers in bowel are doing ok, as I wait for my sister to get off the groan throne.
That's right 33 feet of bowels. Your intestines control you, not the other way around.
Some people eat bowels. Most like chitlins with grape soda. It's cheap but I wouldn't pay to eat bowels as who knows what's circulating down below.
I hope my brothers in bowel are doing ok, as I wait for my sister to get off the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
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Date: June 15, 2016 12:24PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2016 12:48PM
A block of Gouda. Not just slices the whole damn thing. Even the wax was tempting. I hate my bowels and they will hurt for this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 15, 2016 01:31PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish the NFL network, could use a special brown
> line marker, for each 11 yard pass.
>
> That's right 33 feet of bowels. Your intestines
> control you, not the other way around.
>
> Some people eat bowels. Most like chitlins with
> grape soda. It's cheap but I wouldn't pay to eat
> bowels as who knows what's circulating down
> below.
>
> I hope my brothers in bowel are doing ok, as I
> wait for my sister to get off the groan throne.
You know Brown, OJ Simpsons number was 33. I wonder how his bowels are treating him with prison food and public toilet usage?
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> I wish the NFL network, could use a special brown
> line marker, for each 11 yard pass.
>
> That's right 33 feet of bowels. Your intestines
> control you, not the other way around.
>
> Some people eat bowels. Most like chitlins with
> grape soda. It's cheap but I wouldn't pay to eat
> bowels as who knows what's circulating down
> below.
>
> I hope my brothers in bowel are doing ok, as I
> wait for my sister to get off the groan throne.
You know Brown, OJ Simpsons number was 33. I wonder how his bowels are treating him with prison food and public toilet usage?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2016 02:30PM
Diced, Gouda and Edam are "bowel no nos" but I won't rub the Bristol Stool Guide in your face . The stench alone from such cheeses, do you have fire department grade ventilation fans?
Deadly very good point. It looks like the Juice has put on pounds in prison, and I find that connection very interesting.
Deadly very good point. It looks like the Juice has put on pounds in prison, and I find that connection very interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 15, 2016 04:42PM
I tried exlax last night because I had not dumped in bout 3 days.
It worked too well. I thought I was busting a fart while I was in bed last night but had no idea it was a liquid fart, what a mess it was. As I was cleaning up I kept thinkin bout this bowel thread. Took my sheets and boxer shorts and put em in a trash bag. The bag is in the back of my truck now,,, gonna ditch em at exxon trash can tommorroww.
It worked too well. I thought I was busting a fart while I was in bed last night but had no idea it was a liquid fart, what a mess it was. As I was cleaning up I kept thinkin bout this bowel thread. Took my sheets and boxer shorts and put em in a trash bag. The bag is in the back of my truck now,,, gonna ditch em at exxon trash can tommorroww.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 15, 2016 07:19PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I tried exlax last night because I had not dumped
> in bout 3 days.
>
> It worked too well. I thought I was busting a fart
> while I was in bed last night but had no idea it
> was a liquid fart, what a mess it was. As I was
> cleaning up I kept thinkin bout this bowel thread.
> Took my sheets and boxer shorts and put em in a
> trash bag. The bag is in the back of my truck
> now,,, gonna ditch em at exxon trash can
> tommorroww.
Oh man red. I'm so sorry. While good to clear out 3 days adds up quick.
I guess by watching the buzzards, we will know which Exxon
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> I tried exlax last night because I had not dumped
> in bout 3 days.
>
> It worked too well. I thought I was busting a fart
> while I was in bed last night but had no idea it
> was a liquid fart, what a mess it was. As I was
> cleaning up I kept thinkin bout this bowel thread.
> Took my sheets and boxer shorts and put em in a
> trash bag. The bag is in the back of my truck
> now,,, gonna ditch em at exxon trash can
> tommorroww.
Oh man red. I'm so sorry. While good to clear out 3 days adds up quick.
I guess by watching the buzzards, we will know which Exxon
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:34AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy is not alone at work tonight, they have a contractor here running some fiber cable in the building. This is very disturbing for 5am guy as I think working the graveyard shift alone for over 12 years has made 5am guy CRAZY!
5am guy has been reading about a human colon that is on display at a museum in Philly. They say it is nearly 9 feet long and has a circumference of 27 inches. 5am guy may go to see this oddity in person sometime soon.
http://anthony-demarco.blogspot.com/2010/02/giant-colon.html
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5am guy has been reading about a human colon that is on display at a museum in Philly. They say it is nearly 9 feet long and has a circumference of 27 inches. 5am guy may go to see this oddity in person sometime soon.
http://anthony-demarco.blogspot.com/2010/02/giant-colon.html
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2016 07:47AM
Is that the colon of Elvis 5 am?
Those are large bowels. Maybe we could rent a brown bus to the city of bowelly love, and go to see it.
Do you know of any buses with groan thrones for seats?
Those are large bowels. Maybe we could rent a brown bus to the city of bowelly love, and go to see it.
Do you know of any buses with groan thrones for seats?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
kxkkW
()
Date: June 16, 2016 07:53AM
lowlife scumbag Wrote:
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> Brown makes fun of 49 Dead Wrote:
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> > Fuck you asshole Wrote:
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> > > 6eeFJ Wrote:
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> >
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> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> > > > battered.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Fuck you asshole.
> > > >
> > > > It was fun posting here for awhile but no
> > more.
> > >
> > > > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment
> you
> > > > fucking little person.
> > >
> > > +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
> >
> > Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great guy.
>
> lets see a douche that cannot stop talking about
> his 'brown starfish' and his bowel movements mocks
> the death of male homosexuals. Im sure there is
> no connection there. And what a lowlife scumbag.
someone that talks about their poo all day should be murdered in a mass shooting. That would be very funny.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown makes fun of 49 Dead Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck you asshole Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 6eeFJ Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being
> > > > battered.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Fuck you asshole.
> > > >
> > > > It was fun posting here for awhile but no
> > more.
> > >
> > > > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment
> you
> > > > fucking little person.
> > >
> > > +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
> >
> > Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great guy.
>
> lets see a douche that cannot stop talking about
> his 'brown starfish' and his bowel movements mocks
> the death of male homosexuals. Im sure there is
> no connection there. And what a lowlife scumbag.
someone that talks about their poo all day should be murdered in a mass shooting. That would be very funny.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2016 08:00AM
kxkkW Wrote:
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> lowlife scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown makes fun of 49 Dead Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fuck you asshole Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 6eeFJ Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels
> being
> > > > > battered.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Fuck you asshole.
> > > > >
> > > > > It was fun posting here for awhile but no
> > > more.
> > > >
> > > > > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment
> > you
> > > > > fucking little person.
> > > >
> > > > +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
> > >
> > > Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great
> guy.
> >
> > lets see a douche that cannot stop talking
> about
> > his 'brown starfish' and his bowel movements
> mocks
> > the death of male homosexuals. Im sure there
> is
> > no connection there. And what a lowlife
> scumbag.
>
> someone that talks about their poo all day should
> be murdered in a mass shooting. That would be
> very funny.
It's not nice to threaten those with bowel problems. You'll have shit thrown your way.
-------------------------------------------------------
> lowlife scumbag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown makes fun of 49 Dead Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Fuck you asshole Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 6eeFJ Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Well I guess that's 50 less bowels
> being
> > > > > battered.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Fuck you asshole.
> > > > >
> > > > > It was fun posting here for awhile but no
> > > more.
> > > >
> > > > > Complete, total douchebag asshole comment
> > you
> > > > > fucking little person.
> > > >
> > > > +1000 BO is a fucking coward.
> > >
> > > Brown makes fun of 49 Dead in FL - great
> guy.
> >
> > lets see a douche that cannot stop talking
> about
> > his 'brown starfish' and his bowel movements
> mocks
> > the death of male homosexuals. Im sure there
> is
> > no connection there. And what a lowlife
> scumbag.
>
> someone that talks about their poo all day should
> be murdered in a mass shooting. That would be
> very funny.
It's not nice to threaten those with bowel problems. You'll have shit thrown your way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 16, 2016 09:10AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy
> is not alone at work tonight, they have a
> contractor here running some fiber cable in the
> building. This is very disturbing for 5am guy as I
> think working the graveyard shift alone for over
> 12 years has made 5am guy CRAZY!
>
> 5am guy has been reading about a human colon that
> is on display at a museum in Philly. They say it
> is nearly 9 feet long and has a circumference of
> 27 inches. 5am guy may go to see this oddity in
> person sometime soon.
>
> http://anthony-demarco.blogspot.com/2010/02/giant-
> colon.html
That's in the Mutter Museum in Philly. Definitely worth the trip; lots of weird exhibits there.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy
> is not alone at work tonight, they have a
> contractor here running some fiber cable in the
> building. This is very disturbing for 5am guy as I
> think working the graveyard shift alone for over
> 12 years has made 5am guy CRAZY!
>
> 5am guy has been reading about a human colon that
> is on display at a museum in Philly. They say it
> is nearly 9 feet long and has a circumference of
> 27 inches. 5am guy may go to see this oddity in
> person sometime soon.
>
> http://anthony-demarco.blogspot.com/2010/02/giant-
> colon.html
That's in the Mutter Museum in Philly. Definitely worth the trip; lots of weird exhibits there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:57AM
I want to see this place even more now. My sister Matilda is fat, and looks like a schmuck who'd drive a bus. Starting to wonder would she need a special license or can she just rent one?
Are there other bowel related exhibitions?
Are there other bowel related exhibitions?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:00PM
Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I could come up with at work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: June 16, 2016 03:53PM
My butt hurts my butt hurts. Waaaaaaaaah
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2016 04:58PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> My butt hurts my butt hurts. Waaaaaaaaah
Ever pass a cinder block dickhead?
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> My butt hurts my butt hurts. Waaaaaaaaah
Ever pass a cinder block dickhead?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 16, 2016 06:09PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with
> cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I could
> come up with at work.
I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I also used to clog the toilet about once a week. The janitor and the maintenance man both hated me.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with
> cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I could
> come up with at work.
I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I also used to clog the toilet about once a week. The janitor and the maintenance man both hated me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 16, 2016 07:03PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with
> > cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I
> could
> > come up with at work.
>
>
> I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the
> bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I
> also used to clog the toilet about once a week.
> The janitor and the maintenance man both hated me.
HI Dive,
I was about to toss you a brown life preserver. How are you, Mrs dive and your bowels doing?
Have you received any correspondence from those two people by any chance?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with
> > cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I
> could
> > come up with at work.
>
>
> I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the
> bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I
> also used to clog the toilet about once a week.
> The janitor and the maintenance man both hated me.
HI Dive,
I was about to toss you a brown life preserver. How are you, Mrs dive and your bowels doing?
Have you received any correspondence from those two people by any chance?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 16, 2016 08:52PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with
> > > cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I
> > could
> > > come up with at work.
> >
> >
> > I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the
> > bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I
> > also used to clog the toilet about once a week.
> > The janitor and the maintenance man both hated
> me.
>
>
> HI Dive,
>
> I was about to toss you a brown life preserver.
> How are you, Mrs dive and your bowels doing?
>
> Have you received any correspondence from those
> two people by any chance?
No I had no correspondence with them except for a disgusted looking sneer when I passed them in the hallway.
Our house is sold as of Monday afternoon. We are going to stay with friends on weeknights and stay at a Comfort suites hotel on the weekends.
We should be able to move in our new house 4th of July weekend. I hope my bowels can survive this.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with
> > > cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I
> > could
> > > come up with at work.
> >
> >
> > I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the
> > bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I
> > also used to clog the toilet about once a week.
> > The janitor and the maintenance man both hated
> me.
>
>
> HI Dive,
>
> I was about to toss you a brown life preserver.
> How are you, Mrs dive and your bowels doing?
>
> Have you received any correspondence from those
> two people by any chance?
No I had no correspondence with them except for a disgusted looking sneer when I passed them in the hallway.
Our house is sold as of Monday afternoon. We are going to stay with friends on weeknights and stay at a Comfort suites hotel on the weekends.
We should be able to move in our new house 4th of July weekend. I hope my bowels can survive this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 17, 2016 09:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I want to see this place even more now. My sister
> Matilda is fat, and looks like a schmuck who'd
> drive a bus. Starting to wonder would she need a
> special license or can she just rent one?
>
> Are there other bowel related exhibitions?
It's been awhile since I was there, so I don't recall BO. I'm sure there are. Lots of medical oddities.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I want to see this place even more now. My sister
> Matilda is fat, and looks like a schmuck who'd
> drive a bus. Starting to wonder would she need a
> special license or can she just rent one?
>
> Are there other bowel related exhibitions?
It's been awhile since I was there, so I don't recall BO. I'm sure there are. Lots of medical oddities.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 17, 2016 09:53AM
TGIF fellow BiBs! Happy Father's Day to all!
Felt a little like 5 am guy this morning. Had chili for dinner last night, and had a 5 am colonic wake up call. Then the morning coffee did its work as usual, with another #4#2. Hope everyone is doing well today.
Felt a little like 5 am guy this morning. Had chili for dinner last night, and had a 5 am colonic wake up call. Then the morning coffee did its work as usual, with another #4#2. Hope everyone is doing well today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 17, 2016 03:00PM
Family is gathering at our place for Fathers Day this year.
This could be tricky because Sunday is usually the day I can finally pass a stool.
But its never good. People will be looking for me, knocking on the bathroom door while I agonizingly am trying to excrete a huge , dry turd.
I really have no choice but to take preemptive measures. I'll guzzle a quart of citrate of magnesium , which will cause numerous geysers of diarrhea , keeping me on the bowl all day Saturday.
I'll be weak and pale for Sundays gathering, but will be spared the humiliation.
This could be tricky because Sunday is usually the day I can finally pass a stool.
But its never good. People will be looking for me, knocking on the bathroom door while I agonizingly am trying to excrete a huge , dry turd.
I really have no choice but to take preemptive measures. I'll guzzle a quart of citrate of magnesium , which will cause numerous geysers of diarrhea , keeping me on the bowl all day Saturday.
I'll be weak and pale for Sundays gathering, but will be spared the humiliation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 17, 2016 04:28PM
Oh wow this might be a reenactment of the Titanic going down through my starfish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 17, 2016 04:50PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Family is gathering at our place for Fathers Day
> this year.
>
> This could be tricky because Sunday is usually the
> day I can finally pass a stool.
>
>
> But its never good. People will be looking for me,
> knocking on the bathroom door while I agonizingly
> am trying to excrete a huge , dry turd.
>
> I really have no choice but to take preemptive
> measures. I'll guzzle a quart of citrate of
> magnesium , which will cause numerous geysers of
> diarrhea , keeping me on the bowl all day
> Saturday.
>
> I'll be weak and pale for Sundays gathering, but
> will be spared the humiliation.
You know BEH when I am having the diarrhea I start drinking a 50/50 mix of gatorade and water, maybe a quart or so then I sip some more during the night. I have found that it really takes the edge off the next day recovery.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Family is gathering at our place for Fathers Day
> this year.
>
> This could be tricky because Sunday is usually the
> day I can finally pass a stool.
>
>
> But its never good. People will be looking for me,
> knocking on the bathroom door while I agonizingly
> am trying to excrete a huge , dry turd.
>
> I really have no choice but to take preemptive
> measures. I'll guzzle a quart of citrate of
> magnesium , which will cause numerous geysers of
> diarrhea , keeping me on the bowl all day
> Saturday.
>
> I'll be weak and pale for Sundays gathering, but
> will be spared the humiliation.
You know BEH when I am having the diarrhea I start drinking a 50/50 mix of gatorade and water, maybe a quart or so then I sip some more during the night. I have found that it really takes the edge off the next day recovery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Road to browntown
()
Date: June 17, 2016 05:22PM
This thread now over 100,000 views!
That is a bunch of shit.
That is a bunch of shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 18, 2016 08:58AM
After many years in my house I have just taken my last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today and settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird feeling knowing we can never go back to the house we raised our kids in and the house where I spent countless hours on my canary yellow American standard water wasting toilet.
The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would like to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion (the brown advocate formerly known as blooming onion).
The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would like to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion (the brown advocate formerly known as blooming onion).
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 18, 2016 10:16AM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> After many years in my house I have just taken my
> last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today and
> settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird
> feeling knowing we can never go back to the house
> we raised our kids in and the house where I spent
> countless hours on my canary yellow American
> standard water wasting toilet.
>
> The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would like
> to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion (the
> brown advocate formerly known as blooming onion).
Ok how are your bowels and please tell me the canary yellow red throne is going.
It's incredible to think 100,000 people have heard our plight.
-------------------------------------------------------
> After many years in my house I have just taken my
> last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today and
> settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird
> feeling knowing we can never go back to the house
> we raised our kids in and the house where I spent
> countless hours on my canary yellow American
> standard water wasting toilet.
>
> The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would like
> to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion (the
> brown advocate formerly known as blooming onion).
Ok how are your bowels and please tell me the canary yellow red throne is going.
It's incredible to think 100,000 people have heard our plight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 18, 2016 11:21AM
I wonder how many of the 100,000 voyeurs would consider contributing funds for IBS research?
The thought of it makes my sigmoid shiver.
The thought of it makes my sigmoid shiver.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 18, 2016 03:46PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After many years in my house I have just taken
> my
> > last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today
> and
> > settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird
> > feeling knowing we can never go back to the
> house
> > we raised our kids in and the house where I
> spent
> > countless hours on my canary yellow American
> > standard water wasting toilet.
> >
> > The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would
> like
> > to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion (the
> > brown advocate formerly known as blooming
> onion).
>
> Ok how are your bowels and please tell me the
> canary yellow red throne is going.
>
> It's incredible to think 100,000 people have heard
> our plight.
Yes Brown my 1960s canary yellow American standard with woodgrain seat is in storage wrapped in 35 dollars worth of bubble wrap. I plan to have it installed in our new house. My bowels are good today thankfully, how about yours?
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > After many years in my house I have just taken
> my
> > last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today
> and
> > settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird
> > feeling knowing we can never go back to the
> house
> > we raised our kids in and the house where I
> spent
> > countless hours on my canary yellow American
> > standard water wasting toilet.
> >
> > The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would
> like
> > to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion (the
> > brown advocate formerly known as blooming
> onion).
>
> Ok how are your bowels and please tell me the
> canary yellow red throne is going.
>
> It's incredible to think 100,000 people have heard
> our plight.
Yes Brown my 1960s canary yellow American standard with woodgrain seat is in storage wrapped in 35 dollars worth of bubble wrap. I plan to have it installed in our new house. My bowels are good today thankfully, how about yours?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 18, 2016 10:19PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wonder how many of the 100,000 voyeurs would
> consider contributing funds for IBS research?
>
> The thought of it makes my sigmoid shiver.
If asked I'd guess we have raised about $1.75.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wonder how many of the 100,000 voyeurs would
> consider contributing funds for IBS research?
>
> The thought of it makes my sigmoid shiver.
If asked I'd guess we have raised about $1.75.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 18, 2016 10:21PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > After many years in my house I have just
> taken
> > my
> > > last dump in it. We are going to a hotel
> today
> > and
> > > settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird
> > > feeling knowing we can never go back to the
> > house
> > > we raised our kids in and the house where I
> > spent
> > > countless hours on my canary yellow American
> > > standard water wasting toilet.
> > >
> > > The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would
> > like
> > > to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion
> (the
> > > brown advocate formerly known as blooming
> > onion).
> >
> > Ok how are your bowels and please tell me the
> > canary yellow red throne is going.
> >
> > It's incredible to think 100,000 people have
> heard
> > our plight.
>
> Yes Brown my 1960s canary yellow American standard
> with woodgrain seat is in storage wrapped in 35
> dollars worth of bubble wrap. I plan to have it
> installed in our new house. My bowels are good
> today thankfully, how about yours?
That's fantastic. You had me worried about that. As much as our bowels torture us some things are sentimental.
Let's just say I birthed a new brown whale for Sea World.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > After many years in my house I have just
> taken
> > my
> > > last dump in it. We are going to a hotel
> today
> > and
> > > settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird
> > > feeling knowing we can never go back to the
> > house
> > > we raised our kids in and the house where I
> > spent
> > > countless hours on my canary yellow American
> > > standard water wasting toilet.
> > >
> > > The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would
> > like
> > > to congratulate our leader Mr. Brown onion
> (the
> > > brown advocate formerly known as blooming
> > onion).
> >
> > Ok how are your bowels and please tell me the
> > canary yellow red throne is going.
> >
> > It's incredible to think 100,000 people have
> heard
> > our plight.
>
> Yes Brown my 1960s canary yellow American standard
> with woodgrain seat is in storage wrapped in 35
> dollars worth of bubble wrap. I plan to have it
> installed in our new house. My bowels are good
> today thankfully, how about yours?
That's fantastic. You had me worried about that. As much as our bowels torture us some things are sentimental.
Let's just say I birthed a new brown whale for Sea World.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2016 07:34AM
The sitz bath helped my bowels. Last night I cried delivering Fudgie the Whale.
Yet now able to read the Sunday paper,although I whistle while I walk.
There was battle damage last night. My 33 feet, my lower 40 all feel theeffects.
Rectal bleeding was kept to a minimum. I think dining establishments should put the chances of profound red mixing in with the brown.
Yet now able to read the Sunday paper,although I whistle while I walk.
There was battle damage last night. My 33 feet, my lower 40 all feel theeffects.
Rectal bleeding was kept to a minimum. I think dining establishments should put the chances of profound red mixing in with the brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 19, 2016 08:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The sitz bath helped my bowels. Last night I cried
> delivering Fudgie the Whale.
>
> Yet now able to read the Sunday paper,although I
> whistle while I walk.
>
> There was battle damage last night. My 33 feet, my
> lower 40 all feel theeffects.
>
> Rectal bleeding was kept to a minimum. I think
> dining establishments should put the chances of
> profound red mixing in with the brown.
Preposterous nonsense.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The sitz bath helped my bowels. Last night I cried
> delivering Fudgie the Whale.
>
> Yet now able to read the Sunday paper,although I
> whistle while I walk.
>
> There was battle damage last night. My 33 feet, my
> lower 40 all feel theeffects.
>
> Rectal bleeding was kept to a minimum. I think
> dining establishments should put the chances of
> profound red mixing in with the brown.
Preposterous nonsense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 19, 2016 09:05AM
Mrs Dive and I had the complimentary breakfast at the comfort suites hotel this morning, it was quite a spread. A guy made me a fresh Belgian waffle and I put butter, syrup and sliced strawberries on it along with 4 sausage links on the side. The punishment for this decision was swift and strong. I felt like a tractor trailer fully loaded with canned green beans slammed into my bowels at full highway speed. No way I was getting on the elevator so I blew my cargo in the public restroom in the lobby. When I came out of the bathroom hotel employees were propping open doors and setting up fans. So embarrassing!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2016 11:01AM
Dive,
They may suffer from our various aromas. Yet they really shouldn't complain as they don't have sore starfish. They have it made as the brothers in bowel can't vacate as fast, as our innards and underwear around our ankles slow us down.
They may suffer from our various aromas. Yet they really shouldn't complain as they don't have sore starfish. They have it made as the brothers in bowel can't vacate as fast, as our innards and underwear around our ankles slow us down.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: June 19, 2016 03:07PM
I feel like I shouldn't have eaten pizza with olives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: June 19, 2016 07:48PM
Back from Slovakia. Nice trip good foods. No problems. Now I know what is in store. These American foods are awful. Good jobs but problems in rear end.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
()
Date: June 20, 2016 05:47AM
Afternoon brown delight
by, Jhonny Bravo
Gonna find my groan throne and sit on her her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right"
Why take a dump in the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the throne is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin' about dumpin' is workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
The churnin' in my gut makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of droppin' a load is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Started out this morning with my bowels so tight
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But I've got a load a waitin' and I think I might
Like dumpin' out a little afternoon delight.
by, Jhonny Bravo
Gonna find my groan throne and sit on her her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right"
Why take a dump in the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the throne is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin' about dumpin' is workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
The churnin' in my gut makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of droppin' a load is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Started out this morning with my bowels so tight
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But I've got a load a waitin' and I think I might
Like dumpin' out a little afternoon delight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2016 10:42AM
Great job Mr. Bravo! Funny and a time when my bowels functioned much better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 20, 2016 01:23PM
Another day of a shitty floor in the men's bathroom. One stall isn't enough.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2016 02:06PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Another day of a shitty floor in the men's
> bathroom. One stall isn't enough.
So your shit is the watery form I think?
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> Another day of a shitty floor in the men's
> bathroom. One stall isn't enough.
So your shit is the watery form I think?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 20, 2016 06:39PM
Brown and Diced I'm not sure what form of IBS is better, but both stink.
On a positive note to my brothers in bowel,I'm working on a Shakespearean tale of bowel woes. This tragedy should be up in the next few days.
On a positive note to my brothers in bowel,I'm working on a Shakespearean tale of bowel woes. This tragedy should be up in the next few days.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2016 07:52AM
Ebeneezer Brown was a cheap soul, who employed Bob Crachit for just a few stinky shillings, that he pulled out of his ass every month. These chocolate colored coins stunk, but they allowed Crachit to get Tiny Tim laxatives. Tiny Tims bowels constantly caused him pain, as he often would be on the groan throne for hours. He was a cripple and part of the weak per Ebeneezer.
Ebeneezers bowels caused him problems one night. He woke up sweating, his head spinning, and he cried out on his gold plated groan throne for compassion. None seemed to be had as he birthed a basketball bundle without the help of midwives. Yet eventually he fell asleep, feeling as if he'd been ass raped.
Three ghosts visited him. The ghost of brown past present and future.
Ebeneezer Brown enjoyed seeing the ghost of brown past as his bowels worked well. This made him happy . He was young vibrant and had superior bowels. The ghost of brown present showed him getting Epsom salt and sitz baths, along with castor oil.
Witch Hazel the ghost screamed. Then the ghost of brown future showed up. He saw a anal prolapse as he yelled on the groan throne. Ebeneezer yelled in fury as he also saw Tiny Tim disemboweled by a large crap.
After that Ebeneezer Brown was a changed man. He was known as "the man with kindly bowels". Tiny Tim was sent far away from the anal doctors and lived a normal life. Mr. Brown increased Cratchits pay to pounds and even washed his hands on payday.
Ebeneezers bowels caused him problems one night. He woke up sweating, his head spinning, and he cried out on his gold plated groan throne for compassion. None seemed to be had as he birthed a basketball bundle without the help of midwives. Yet eventually he fell asleep, feeling as if he'd been ass raped.
Three ghosts visited him. The ghost of brown past present and future.
Ebeneezer Brown enjoyed seeing the ghost of brown past as his bowels worked well. This made him happy . He was young vibrant and had superior bowels. The ghost of brown present showed him getting Epsom salt and sitz baths, along with castor oil.
Witch Hazel the ghost screamed. Then the ghost of brown future showed up. He saw a anal prolapse as he yelled on the groan throne. Ebeneezer yelled in fury as he also saw Tiny Tim disemboweled by a large crap.
After that Ebeneezer Brown was a changed man. He was known as "the man with kindly bowels". Tiny Tim was sent far away from the anal doctors and lived a normal life. Mr. Brown increased Cratchits pay to pounds and even washed his hands on payday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 21, 2016 10:01AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Ebeneezer Brown was a cheap soul, who employed Bob
> Crachit for just a few stinky shillings, that he
> pulled out of his ass every month. These chocolate
> colored coins stunk, but they allowed Crachit to
> get Tiny Tim laxatives. Tiny Tims bowels
> constantly caused him pain, as he often would be
> on the groan throne for hours. He was a cripple
> and part of the weak per Ebeneezer.
>
> Ebeneezers bowels caused him problems one night.
> He woke up sweating, his head spinning, and he
> cried out on his gold plated groan throne for
> compassion. None seemed to be had as he birthed a
> basketball bundle without the help of midwives.
> Yet eventually he fell asleep, feeling as if he'd
> been ass raped.
>
> Three ghosts visited him. The ghost of brown past
> present and future.
>
> Ebeneezer Brown enjoyed seeing the ghost of brown
> past as his bowels worked well. This made him
> happy . He was young vibrant and had superior
> bowels. The ghost of brown present showed him
> getting Epsom salt and sitz baths, along with
> castor oil.
>
> Witch Hazel the ghost screamed. Then the ghost of
> brown future showed up. He saw a anal prolapse as
> he yelled on the groan throne. Ebeneezer yelled in
> fury as he also saw Tiny Tim disemboweled by a
> large crap.
>
> After that Ebeneezer Brown was a changed man. He
> was known as "the man with kindly bowels". Tiny
> Tim was sent far away from the anal doctors and
> lived a normal life. Mr. Brown increased Cratchits
> pay to pounds and even washed his hands on payday.
Apparently you can publish from Woodburn.
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> Ebeneezer Brown was a cheap soul, who employed Bob
> Crachit for just a few stinky shillings, that he
> pulled out of his ass every month. These chocolate
> colored coins stunk, but they allowed Crachit to
> get Tiny Tim laxatives. Tiny Tims bowels
> constantly caused him pain, as he often would be
> on the groan throne for hours. He was a cripple
> and part of the weak per Ebeneezer.
>
> Ebeneezers bowels caused him problems one night.
> He woke up sweating, his head spinning, and he
> cried out on his gold plated groan throne for
> compassion. None seemed to be had as he birthed a
> basketball bundle without the help of midwives.
> Yet eventually he fell asleep, feeling as if he'd
> been ass raped.
>
> Three ghosts visited him. The ghost of brown past
> present and future.
>
> Ebeneezer Brown enjoyed seeing the ghost of brown
> past as his bowels worked well. This made him
> happy . He was young vibrant and had superior
> bowels. The ghost of brown present showed him
> getting Epsom salt and sitz baths, along with
> castor oil.
>
> Witch Hazel the ghost screamed. Then the ghost of
> brown future showed up. He saw a anal prolapse as
> he yelled on the groan throne. Ebeneezer yelled in
> fury as he also saw Tiny Tim disemboweled by a
> large crap.
>
> After that Ebeneezer Brown was a changed man. He
> was known as "the man with kindly bowels". Tiny
> Tim was sent far away from the anal doctors and
> lived a normal life. Mr. Brown increased Cratchits
> pay to pounds and even washed his hands on payday.
Apparently you can publish from Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 21, 2016 11:10AM
I knew Anon Doc would have to chime in to defend his "profession", which is indeed fraudulent.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 21, 2016 11:43AM
BEH Wrote:
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> I knew Anon Doc would have to chime in to defend
> his "profession", which is indeed fraudulent.
Slandering an honorable career, does nothing to help those in need.
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> I knew Anon Doc would have to chime in to defend
> his "profession", which is indeed fraudulent.
Slandering an honorable career, does nothing to help those in need.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 21, 2016 12:23PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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>> Slandering an honorable career, does nothing to
> help those in need.
I'd agree if you actually helped someone.
Not only that, but you do harm.
Sticking the Hindenburg up my ass every six months has worn out my Schphinkter. It is irreversibly damaged.
The 'doctors' staff has humiliated me. A clerk typist doesn't need a Hazmat Suit to hand me insurance forms.
Even the lady from Medicare can't hide her contempt.
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>> Slandering an honorable career, does nothing to
> help those in need.
I'd agree if you actually helped someone.
Not only that, but you do harm.
Sticking the Hindenburg up my ass every six months has worn out my Schphinkter. It is irreversibly damaged.
The 'doctors' staff has humiliated me. A clerk typist doesn't need a Hazmat Suit to hand me insurance forms.
Even the lady from Medicare can't hide her contempt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: June 21, 2016 12:28PM
Hope to give ya guys a smile.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2016 01:20PM
Be forewarned. Do not go to Wegmans and ask for assistance finding bowel friendly foods.
If you do, you'll get a look like the mayor in Naked Gun gave, when she noticed Leslie Nielsen singing the National Anthem.
Unreal as I wanted to prepare a bowel friendly dinner for my sister Matilda. Since they were no help and rude, they might meet her and have to wear clothes pins on their noses.
If you do, you'll get a look like the mayor in Naked Gun gave, when she noticed Leslie Nielsen singing the National Anthem.
Unreal as I wanted to prepare a bowel friendly dinner for my sister Matilda. Since they were no help and rude, they might meet her and have to wear clothes pins on their noses.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 21, 2016 03:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Be forewarned. Do not go to Wegmans and ask for
> assistance finding bowel friendly foods.
>
> If you do, you'll get a look like the mayor in
> Naked Gun gave, when she noticed Leslie Nielsen
> singing the National Anthem.
>
> Unreal as I wanted to prepare a bowel friendly
> dinner for my sister Matilda. Since they were no
> help and rude, they might meet her and have to
> wear clothes pins on their noses.
Yes I'm sorry but am just glad you weren't locked up.
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> Be forewarned. Do not go to Wegmans and ask for
> assistance finding bowel friendly foods.
>
> If you do, you'll get a look like the mayor in
> Naked Gun gave, when she noticed Leslie Nielsen
> singing the National Anthem.
>
> Unreal as I wanted to prepare a bowel friendly
> dinner for my sister Matilda. Since they were no
> help and rude, they might meet her and have to
> wear clothes pins on their noses.
Yes I'm sorry but am just glad you weren't locked up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2016 03:36PM
For talking about bowels in a free country? Are you mad sir?
Each and everyone of us is equal per the Constitution. While some of us have horrific grinding bowels that fail us miserably, I think the store employees should apologize.
You talk to your doctor, family and friends about your bowels. Why not others? Each of us has a set after all. Now to get midwives here, as I believe I'll be birthing a large unusual shaped object with jagged points.
Each and everyone of us is equal per the Constitution. While some of us have horrific grinding bowels that fail us miserably, I think the store employees should apologize.
You talk to your doctor, family and friends about your bowels. Why not others? Each of us has a set after all. Now to get midwives here, as I believe I'll be birthing a large unusual shaped object with jagged points.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 21, 2016 04:18PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Ebeneezer Brown was a cheap soul, who employed Bob
> Crachit for just a few stinky shillings, that he
> pulled out of his ass every month. These chocolate
> colored coins stunk, but they allowed Crachit to
> get Tiny Tim laxatives. Tiny Tims bowels
> constantly caused him pain, as he often would be
> on the groan throne for hours. He was a cripple
> and part of the weak per Ebeneezer.
>
> Ebeneezers bowels caused him problems one night.
> He woke up sweating, his head spinning, and he
> cried out on his gold plated groan throne for
> compassion. None seemed to be had as he birthed a
> basketball bundle without the help of midwives.
> Yet eventually he fell asleep, feeling as if he'd
> been ass raped.
>
> Three ghosts visited him. The ghost of brown past
> present and future.
>
> Ebeneezer Brown enjoyed seeing the ghost of brown
> past as his bowels worked well. This made him
> happy . He was young vibrant and had superior
> bowels. The ghost of brown present showed him
> getting Epsom salt and sitz baths, along with
> castor oil.
>
> Witch Hazel the ghost screamed. Then the ghost of
> brown future showed up. He saw a anal prolapse as
> he yelled on the groan throne. Ebeneezer yelled in
> fury as he also saw Tiny Tim disemboweled by a
> large crap.
>
> After that Ebeneezer Brown was a changed man. He
> was known as "the man with kindly bowels". Tiny
> Tim was sent far away from the anal doctors and
> lived a normal life. Mr. Brown increased Cratchits
> pay to pounds and even washed his hands on payday.
A brown twist on a timeless classic! Great work Brown.
My bowels are in a holding pattern and Im hoping to drop one off soon. How are you and your bowels today Brown onion?
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> Ebeneezer Brown was a cheap soul, who employed Bob
> Crachit for just a few stinky shillings, that he
> pulled out of his ass every month. These chocolate
> colored coins stunk, but they allowed Crachit to
> get Tiny Tim laxatives. Tiny Tims bowels
> constantly caused him pain, as he often would be
> on the groan throne for hours. He was a cripple
> and part of the weak per Ebeneezer.
>
> Ebeneezers bowels caused him problems one night.
> He woke up sweating, his head spinning, and he
> cried out on his gold plated groan throne for
> compassion. None seemed to be had as he birthed a
> basketball bundle without the help of midwives.
> Yet eventually he fell asleep, feeling as if he'd
> been ass raped.
>
> Three ghosts visited him. The ghost of brown past
> present and future.
>
> Ebeneezer Brown enjoyed seeing the ghost of brown
> past as his bowels worked well. This made him
> happy . He was young vibrant and had superior
> bowels. The ghost of brown present showed him
> getting Epsom salt and sitz baths, along with
> castor oil.
>
> Witch Hazel the ghost screamed. Then the ghost of
> brown future showed up. He saw a anal prolapse as
> he yelled on the groan throne. Ebeneezer yelled in
> fury as he also saw Tiny Tim disemboweled by a
> large crap.
>
> After that Ebeneezer Brown was a changed man. He
> was known as "the man with kindly bowels". Tiny
> Tim was sent far away from the anal doctors and
> lived a normal life. Mr. Brown increased Cratchits
> pay to pounds and even washed his hands on payday.
A brown twist on a timeless classic! Great work Brown.
My bowels are in a holding pattern and Im hoping to drop one off soon. How are you and your bowels today Brown onion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2016 04:29PM
Thank you dive bomber!
I wish you the best of luck in what your bowels have in store. Do you have the canary yellow groan throne in place yet?
My bowels are shitty, definitely a Dodge version that doesn't work properly. I think I'll be joining you soon with forehead veins and sweat in abundance.
I wish you the best of luck in what your bowels have in store. Do you have the canary yellow groan throne in place yet?
My bowels are shitty, definitely a Dodge version that doesn't work properly. I think I'll be joining you soon with forehead veins and sweat in abundance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 21, 2016 04:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you dive bomber!
>
> I wish you the best of luck in what your bowels
> have in store. Do you have the canary yellow groan
> throne in place yet?
>
> My bowels are shitty, definitely a Dodge version
> that doesn't work properly. I think I'll be
> joining you soon with forehead veins and sweat in
> abundance.
We sold our house yesterday and do not move to our new house for about 10 days so the yellow toilet will have to wait. We are staying with friends who thankfully have a basement bathroom for us to use exclusively. We will see if the aromas and the occasional yelp or scream will wear out our welcome. I did bring my plunger with me. Good luck with your elimination Brown.
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> Thank you dive bomber!
>
> I wish you the best of luck in what your bowels
> have in store. Do you have the canary yellow groan
> throne in place yet?
>
> My bowels are shitty, definitely a Dodge version
> that doesn't work properly. I think I'll be
> joining you soon with forehead veins and sweat in
> abundance.
We sold our house yesterday and do not move to our new house for about 10 days so the yellow toilet will have to wait. We are staying with friends who thankfully have a basement bathroom for us to use exclusively. We will see if the aromas and the occasional yelp or scream will wear out our welcome. I did bring my plunger with me. Good luck with your elimination Brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2016 04:52PM
Oh dear. While glad you brought your plunger, have you given your neighbors a warning of possible bowel episodes?
I'm not sure but for those of us with bowel issues, I use my brown etiquette, and give people whom have my sister or I over, the brown heads up.
It's really a safety issue. You don't want these people to shoot their bathroom, thinking foxes in heat have invaded their house. Nor various aromas making them think people's bodies are being hid in their residence
Do you have lye just in case?
I'm not sure but for those of us with bowel issues, I use my brown etiquette, and give people whom have my sister or I over, the brown heads up.
It's really a safety issue. You don't want these people to shoot their bathroom, thinking foxes in heat have invaded their house. Nor various aromas making them think people's bodies are being hid in their residence
Do you have lye just in case?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 21, 2016 05:05PM
Mrs. Dive has set up several air fresheners and there is one window in the basement that she has positioned a 20 inch box fan in front of. We think the box fan will keep a negative draft in place during my sessions. We should be okay as the folks we are staying with are not complete strangers to bowel dysfunction themselves.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 21, 2016 06:10PM
They should be commended. You should invite all of us to check their plumbing, and also have them post their bowel woes here.
Mrs Dive is very industrious.
Is your yellow groan throne insured/secured properly?
Mrs Dive is very industrious.
Is your yellow groan throne insured/secured properly?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: June 21, 2016 09:03PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I knew Anon Doc would have to chime in to
> defend
> > his "profession", which is indeed fraudulent.
>
> Slandering an honorable career, does nothing to
> help those in need.
And yet you feel free to belittle, insult and slander those that post here because they have issues? Yes, some go overboard but I easily skip over those. You should do the same here.
Question: Why the hell are you even wasting your time posting to comments if you find all this disgusting? By repeating your same, "You need psych help" over and over when no one finds it helpful is just annoying.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I knew Anon Doc would have to chime in to
> defend
> > his "profession", which is indeed fraudulent.
>
> Slandering an honorable career, does nothing to
> help those in need.
And yet you feel free to belittle, insult and slander those that post here because they have issues? Yes, some go overboard but I easily skip over those. You should do the same here.
Question: Why the hell are you even wasting your time posting to comments if you find all this disgusting? By repeating your same, "You need psych help" over and over when no one finds it helpful is just annoying.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: June 21, 2016 09:04PM
So, why can we delete a post? lol See my comment above. Somehow it posted before I posted, so now it's been posted......uh oh. I see the men in white jackets.....HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/21/2016 09:05PM by Supporter.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/21/2016 09:05PM by Supporter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
davethegamer
()
Date: June 21, 2016 11:54PM
Somehow i have survived a pulled-pork sandwich, two servings of barbecue chicken, some mixed veggies, and two LARGE pieces of cornbread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: June 22, 2016 05:02AM
5am guy just saying hi to the bib's!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: June 22, 2016 05:39AM
Going to taco bell this afternoon to get my free taco if the lines are not too long. They are giving them out 2-6 pm. I will probably buy a couple more. I wonder how my 33 feet will handle a few of these! Going to take them home and chase them down with a couple Dr Pepper and Henry McKenna's on ice.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2016 01:25PM
Will read later. My butt really hurts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
depends lover
()
Date: June 22, 2016 04:35PM
I wear depends and I sometimes shit my depends. It's a great feeling of freedom!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sans
()
Date: June 22, 2016 05:32PM
After reading this post I have completely lost my appetite thanks
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
makes sense
()
Date: June 22, 2016 07:08PM
depends lover Wrote:
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> I wear depends and I sometimes shit my depends.
> It's a great feeling of freedom!
Makes sense, will try.
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> I wear depends and I sometimes shit my depends.
> It's a great feeling of freedom!
Makes sense, will try.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 22, 2016 08:07PM
Sans Wrote:
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> After reading this post I have completely lost my
> appetite thanks
You are quite welcome.
Since that's the case, could you describe your bowels hear.
Finding help is sometimes difficult to accept, but all of us on our groan thrones and basketball through garden hoses are here for you.
Plus we can discuss the Bristol Stool Guide, as you eat dinner.
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> After reading this post I have completely lost my
> appetite thanks
You are quite welcome.
Since that's the case, could you describe your bowels hear.
Finding help is sometimes difficult to accept, but all of us on our groan thrones and basketball through garden hoses are here for you.
Plus we can discuss the Bristol Stool Guide, as you eat dinner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: June 22, 2016 09:10PM
Fuck you BEH! Play with scat asshole! Have a scat party. Serve it with scat Tupperware asshole!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: June 23, 2016 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy likes reading this thread. 5am guy finds the talk about overcoming brown challenges in day to day life. Some people say that our struggles are what truly gives our life meaning.
5am guy does not really have any major bowel problems but 5am guy does not like to be near anyone when he is dumping. 5am guy has set up some speakers in the mens room here at work to improve the sound quality of the whale songs that 5am guy listens to while dumping. Last night 5am guy was really getting into the whale songs when the power went out and the generator was slow to start, thank God our big UPS was able to keep all the servers going till that generator took over. When it happened 5am guy fell of the toilet seat and hit his head on the toilet paper holder!
5am guy would like to thank everyone here for their interesting contributions.
5am guy does not really have any major bowel problems but 5am guy does not like to be near anyone when he is dumping. 5am guy has set up some speakers in the mens room here at work to improve the sound quality of the whale songs that 5am guy listens to while dumping. Last night 5am guy was really getting into the whale songs when the power went out and the generator was slow to start, thank God our big UPS was able to keep all the servers going till that generator took over. When it happened 5am guy fell of the toilet seat and hit his head on the toilet paper holder!
5am guy would like to thank everyone here for their interesting contributions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
highway john
()
Date: June 23, 2016 05:59PM
I was on the highway and had a meeting at this exit.
The sign might as well have read "Bowel danger zone ahead"
I was starving and had limited time to get something to eat. If you had to pick one, which one would it be and why? Can you bowel guys let me know what you think please? I made a bad choice and will share that choice if you guys are interested. Thank you.
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The sign might as well have read "Bowel danger zone ahead"
I was starving and had limited time to get something to eat. If you had to pick one, which one would it be and why? Can you bowel guys let me know what you think please? I made a bad choice and will share that choice if you guys are interested. Thank you.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 23, 2016 06:12PM
This is Matilda,the sister of brown onion. Sadly things don't look good for him, as he's in the hospital after an apparent coronary. I will update when possible but please, if you could, pray for him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
DoUntoOthers
()
Date: June 24, 2016 01:36PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is Matilda,the sister of brown onion. Sadly
> things don't look good for him, as he's in the
> hospital after an apparent coronary. I will
> update when possible but please, if you could,
> pray for him.
Hope they have king-sized bedpans
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> This is Matilda,the sister of brown onion. Sadly
> things don't look good for him, as he's in the
> hospital after an apparent coronary. I will
> update when possible but please, if you could,
> pray for him.
Hope they have king-sized bedpans