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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: June 05, 2016 05:16AM
Hi all. 5am guy checking in a little later than usual because I was taking a super-size dump alone in the dark. I feel really good now and hope all the brothers in bowel here have a great Sunday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 05, 2016 05:44AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all. 5am guy checking in a little later than
> usual because I was taking a super-size dump alone
> in the dark. I feel really good now and hope all
> the brothers in bowel here have a great Sunday.
Oh man did you lose power as well? Glad your mission was successful. And it's a relief this morning to report my digging mud from the bottom of the pond finally occurred at 3 am or so.
My starfish and bowels got bashed but let the healing begin.
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> Hi all. 5am guy checking in a little later than
> usual because I was taking a super-size dump alone
> in the dark. I feel really good now and hope all
> the brothers in bowel here have a great Sunday.
Oh man did you lose power as well? Glad your mission was successful. And it's a relief this morning to report my digging mud from the bottom of the pond finally occurred at 3 am or so.
My starfish and bowels got bashed but let the healing begin.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: June 05, 2016 06:57AM
Well, I did it again. The foul stench from my ass woke Mrs Dive out of a peaceful sleep at 3 this morning. We are in a hotel making decisions about which house to buy. Mrs Dive stood up and sadly, had to go in the foul smelling bathroom to pee then went to the car to sleep in the parking lot! She is still out there now. We are going home today to camp out in our nearly empty house. Settlement is just over a week away.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 05, 2016 07:07AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I did it again. The foul stench from my ass
> woke Mrs Dive out of a peaceful sleep at 3 this
> morning. We are in a hotel making decisions about
> which house to buy. Mrs Dive stood up and sadly,
> had to go in the foul smelling bathroom to pee
> then went to the car to sleep in the parking lot!
> She is still out there now. We are going home
> today to camp out in our nearly empty house.
> Settlement is just over a week away.
You definitely have a true partner in matrimony dive.
How are your bowels now, and does she have the windows down in the car despite the rain?
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> Well, I did it again. The foul stench from my ass
> woke Mrs Dive out of a peaceful sleep at 3 this
> morning. We are in a hotel making decisions about
> which house to buy. Mrs Dive stood up and sadly,
> had to go in the foul smelling bathroom to pee
> then went to the car to sleep in the parking lot!
> She is still out there now. We are going home
> today to camp out in our nearly empty house.
> Settlement is just over a week away.
You definitely have a true partner in matrimony dive.
How are your bowels now, and does she have the windows down in the car despite the rain?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: June 05, 2016 07:17AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I did it again. The foul stench from my
> ass
> > woke Mrs Dive out of a peaceful sleep at 3 this
> > morning. We are in a hotel making decisions
> about
> > which house to buy. Mrs Dive stood up and
> sadly,
> > had to go in the foul smelling bathroom to pee
> > then went to the car to sleep in the parking
> lot!
> > She is still out there now. We are going home
> > today to camp out in our nearly empty house.
> > Settlement is just over a week away.
>
>
> You definitely have a true partner in matrimony
> dive.
>
> How are your bowels now, and does she have the
> windows down in the car despite the rain?
Its not raining right now here in JMUtown but I think Mrs dive is going to be less than fully rested today.
My bowels are great right now Brown, I had a wonderful purge at 3am it was a absolute ass drainer. Thinking about going to golden corral to feed at the trough with the great un-washed.
How are your bowels Brown?
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I did it again. The foul stench from my
> ass
> > woke Mrs Dive out of a peaceful sleep at 3 this
> > morning. We are in a hotel making decisions
> about
> > which house to buy. Mrs Dive stood up and
> sadly,
> > had to go in the foul smelling bathroom to pee
> > then went to the car to sleep in the parking
> lot!
> > She is still out there now. We are going home
> > today to camp out in our nearly empty house.
> > Settlement is just over a week away.
>
>
> You definitely have a true partner in matrimony
> dive.
>
> How are your bowels now, and does she have the
> windows down in the car despite the rain?
Its not raining right now here in JMUtown but I think Mrs dive is going to be less than fully rested today.
My bowels are great right now Brown, I had a wonderful purge at 3am it was a absolute ass drainer. Thinking about going to golden corral to feed at the trough with the great un-washed.
How are your bowels Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: June 05, 2016 11:33AM
Plenty of rooms are available for you animals at Dominion or Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: June 05, 2016 12:51PM
That baseball food is the worst. The hotdogs nachos and beer taste great. What's leftover not so much
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 05, 2016 02:31PM
Dive the Golden Corral is a golden to the bowel trodden as the McDonald's Golden Arches are to cows. Be very careful dive. I say this as a brother in bowel, because you might crap out employees teeth or various redneck artifacts.
I'm glad you cleared out. Like the coming storm I'm brewing a potent stump of nastiness, and hope the midwives and epidural will help.
I'm glad you cleared out. Like the coming storm I'm brewing a potent stump of nastiness, and hope the midwives and epidural will help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bP9ph
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Date: June 05, 2016 03:57PM
who the hell poops at 3 am???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: June 05, 2016 05:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dive the Golden Corral is a golden to the bowel
> trodden as the McDonald's Golden Arches are to
> cows. Be very careful dive. I say this as a
> brother in bowel, because you might crap out
> employees teeth or various redneck artifacts.
>
> I'm glad you cleared out. Like the coming storm
> I'm brewing a potent stump of nastiness, and hope
> the midwives and epidural will help.
You should be proud of me Brown. We hit the golden coral and I just had coffee, fruit and a whole wheat bagel.
I had no idea that Harrisonburg had quite so many Hispanics but the place was packed with them. I saw a little mexican boy running his fingers through the sausage and bacon so it was no problem for me to resist those items. Have you given birth yet?
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> Dive the Golden Corral is a golden to the bowel
> trodden as the McDonald's Golden Arches are to
> cows. Be very careful dive. I say this as a
> brother in bowel, because you might crap out
> employees teeth or various redneck artifacts.
>
> I'm glad you cleared out. Like the coming storm
> I'm brewing a potent stump of nastiness, and hope
> the midwives and epidural will help.
You should be proud of me Brown. We hit the golden coral and I just had coffee, fruit and a whole wheat bagel.
I had no idea that Harrisonburg had quite so many Hispanics but the place was packed with them. I saw a little mexican boy running his fingers through the sausage and bacon so it was no problem for me to resist those items. Have you given birth yet?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 05, 2016 05:15PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dive the Golden Corral is a golden to the bowel
> > trodden as the McDonald's Golden Arches are to
> > cows. Be very careful dive. I say this as a
> > brother in bowel, because you might crap out
> > employees teeth or various redneck artifacts.
> >
> > I'm glad you cleared out. Like the coming storm
> > I'm brewing a potent stump of nastiness, and
> hope
> > the midwives and epidural will help.
>
> You should be proud of me Brown. We hit the golden
> coral and I just had coffee, fruit and a whole
> wheat bagel.
> I had no idea that Harrisonburg had quite so many
> Hispanics but the place was packed with them. I
> saw a little mexican boy running his fingers
> through the sausage and bacon so it was no problem
> for me to resist those items. Have you given birth
> yet?
I am, your willpower plus the wetbacks hepatitis covered digits, have led to hopefully successful night of boweldom for you and mrs. Dive.
A shame that those worthless brown fuckers have invaded there also. They are much like the other aliens, in Independence Day but far more destructive.
Let's just say a proud father of a large tar baby. No cigars or cards but relieved.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dive the Golden Corral is a golden to the bowel
> > trodden as the McDonald's Golden Arches are to
> > cows. Be very careful dive. I say this as a
> > brother in bowel, because you might crap out
> > employees teeth or various redneck artifacts.
> >
> > I'm glad you cleared out. Like the coming storm
> > I'm brewing a potent stump of nastiness, and
> hope
> > the midwives and epidural will help.
>
> You should be proud of me Brown. We hit the golden
> coral and I just had coffee, fruit and a whole
> wheat bagel.
> I had no idea that Harrisonburg had quite so many
> Hispanics but the place was packed with them. I
> saw a little mexican boy running his fingers
> through the sausage and bacon so it was no problem
> for me to resist those items. Have you given birth
> yet?
I am, your willpower plus the wetbacks hepatitis covered digits, have led to hopefully successful night of boweldom for you and mrs. Dive.
A shame that those worthless brown fuckers have invaded there also. They are much like the other aliens, in Independence Day but far more destructive.
Let's just say a proud father of a large tar baby. No cigars or cards but relieved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: June 05, 2016 07:47PM
Free from the groan throne, I do wonder if Miss USA contestants have to have their bowels evaluated through the screening process.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
my poor starfish
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Date: June 05, 2016 09:21PM
Just ate a movie Large buttered popcorn (Im beyond stuffed) - what should I prepare my poor starfish for???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mario bro
()
Date: June 06, 2016 01:48AM
my poor starfish Wrote:
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> Just ate a movie Large buttered popcorn (Im beyond
> stuffed) - what should I prepare my poor starfish
> for???
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> Just ate a movie Large buttered popcorn (Im beyond
> stuffed) - what should I prepare my poor starfish
> for???
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2016 06:26AM
Buttered popcorn =a acid burned star fish that screams for ice and Epsom baths.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
plantain-sized puppies
()
Date: June 06, 2016 07:42AM
my poor starfish Wrote:
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> Just ate a movie Large buttered popcorn (Im beyond
> stuffed) - what should I prepare my poor starfish
> for???
All is well. I essentially delivered a litter of 4 small plantain-sized puppies in waves over about 8 minutes - complete elimination. My starfish was the hero of the show bravely facing each delivery.
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> Just ate a movie Large buttered popcorn (Im beyond
> stuffed) - what should I prepare my poor starfish
> for???
All is well. I essentially delivered a litter of 4 small plantain-sized puppies in waves over about 8 minutes - complete elimination. My starfish was the hero of the show bravely facing each delivery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 06, 2016 07:52AM
Morning BiBs! I see from the posts that everyone had more or less success in their eliminations this past weekend.
As for myself, I did not perch on the throne on Saturday (rare I miss a day), but the Sunday morning purge was gratifying. Truly empty after that one.
Pleasant weather ahead this week, so let's hope everyone's bowels treat them just as pleasantly.
As for myself, I did not perch on the throne on Saturday (rare I miss a day), but the Sunday morning purge was gratifying. Truly empty after that one.
Pleasant weather ahead this week, so let's hope everyone's bowels treat them just as pleasantly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2016 10:27AM
Hopefully your starfish doesn't have 101 Dalmatians.
Deadly congrats on your successful elimination. You are in good company and one day I hope to share a #4 #2 with you.
Deadly congrats on your successful elimination. You are in good company and one day I hope to share a #4 #2 with you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2016 11:05AM
I just finished Second Hand Lions. Not a terrible movie, but one would expect Caine or Duvalls faces to express bowel pains. Yet it's the kid in this one, who grimaces as if he's about to drop an SUV sized shit.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 06, 2016 02:17PM
I'm leaving work for a couple of days. My boss called me to his office, and closed the door. He said "it's been brought to his attention, that someone has had hygiene problems in the bathroom." He motions at me, and mentions "many co workers accuse you of problems." I'm embarrassed and feel horrible. Each time I try my best to clean up. Yes he gave me a paid day off tomorrow but it's just I am not sure I can go back there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 06, 2016 02:23PM
You have my best wishes Mr. Splatter.
The spirit is willing, but the Schphinkter is weak.
The spirit is willing, but the Schphinkter is weak.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 06, 2016 02:34PM
Is there anything that can stop this? It's frustrating. Plus I'm wondering if I should quit my position in the office or not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2016 03:08PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Is there anything that can stop this? It's
> frustrating. Plus I'm wondering if I should quit
> my position in the office or not.
It seems we are on opposite sides of the brown IBS spectrum, but don't worry even with dripping underwear, you are still very much a brother in brown.
Not sure other than carrying a bucket of cleaning supplies, mop, and paper towels with you. Or maybe if your boss allows you to bring your dog to work, feed it something that will cause similar issues, and cast the blame on Rover.
Tis a shame your bowels have betrayed you, but you have company in misery always.
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> Is there anything that can stop this? It's
> frustrating. Plus I'm wondering if I should quit
> my position in the office or not.
It seems we are on opposite sides of the brown IBS spectrum, but don't worry even with dripping underwear, you are still very much a brother in brown.
Not sure other than carrying a bucket of cleaning supplies, mop, and paper towels with you. Or maybe if your boss allows you to bring your dog to work, feed it something that will cause similar issues, and cast the blame on Rover.
Tis a shame your bowels have betrayed you, but you have company in misery always.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: June 06, 2016 04:48PM
A lot of shit.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 06, 2016 04:51PM
I tried riding a motorcycle when I was a college kid but it was not for me, I really don't even drive a car all that well. I wanted to buy this Harley-davidson toilet because I think it's just plain cool. Mrs Dive says only if its in the basement but that is where I want my 1970s canary yellow toilet to be installed. Do you guys think this is inappropriate for the half bath that our guests would be using?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pooping quick drying epoxy
()
Date: June 06, 2016 05:02PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Is there anything that can stop this? It's
> frustrating. Plus I'm wondering if I should quit
> my position in the office or not.
unless you are pooping quick drying epoxy you should be able to clean up with ease. Just bring paper towels with you.
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> Is there anything that can stop this? It's
> frustrating. Plus I'm wondering if I should quit
> my position in the office or not.
unless you are pooping quick drying epoxy you should be able to clean up with ease. Just bring paper towels with you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 06, 2016 06:47PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I tried riding a motorcycle when I was a college
> kid but it was not for me, I really don't even
> drive a car all that well. I wanted to buy this
> Harley-davidson toilet because I think it's just
> plain cool. Mrs Dive says only if its in the
> basement but that is where I want my 1970s canary
> yellow toilet to be installed. Do you guys think
> this is inappropriate for the half bath that our
> guests would be using?
Dive,
That is a very cool groan throne! Normally I'd say your bathroom is kind of like your mini fiefdom.
Yet the compromise of Mrs.Dive for your set of bowels plus the yellow throne, I'd say let her have her way. You are a lucky man with a bad starfish as you married well.
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> I tried riding a motorcycle when I was a college
> kid but it was not for me, I really don't even
> drive a car all that well. I wanted to buy this
> Harley-davidson toilet because I think it's just
> plain cool. Mrs Dive says only if its in the
> basement but that is where I want my 1970s canary
> yellow toilet to be installed. Do you guys think
> this is inappropriate for the half bath that our
> guests would be using?
Dive,
That is a very cool groan throne! Normally I'd say your bathroom is kind of like your mini fiefdom.
Yet the compromise of Mrs.Dive for your set of bowels plus the yellow throne, I'd say let her have her way. You are a lucky man with a bad starfish as you married well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
pass a piano thru a starfish
()
Date: June 07, 2016 07:25AM
Bowels doing fine - no big deal, just a way to get rid of used food. Once a day for 5 min. read a little and boom done. Sorry for all you bowel-fags and all your problems. Hope that if you do pass a piano its a small upright not a Steinway Concert Grand...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 09:13AM
Once again more proof that those with superior bowels are assholes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
uncleRalphy
()
Date: June 07, 2016 09:25AM
I think he meant 'bowel-fag' in a loving way.
poop starfish midwives
poop starfish midwives
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
myNameIsDonald
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Date: June 07, 2016 09:44AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
myanusisastarfish
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Date: June 07, 2016 09:46AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BrownScallion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 09:49AM
BrownScallion has a movementRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
>>>>>>>>>>>
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Date: June 07, 2016 09:56AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 10:11AM
Yep those with grade A bowels try to divide us but united we strain. Please tell us all how nice it is to have regular #4 #2s.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: June 07, 2016 11:24AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Yep those with grade A bowels try to divide us but
> united we strain. Please tell us all how nice it
> is to have regular #4 #2s.
Don't let them get you down Brown. I continue to support you!
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> Yep those with grade A bowels try to divide us but
> united we strain. Please tell us all how nice it
> is to have regular #4 #2s.
Don't let them get you down Brown. I continue to support you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
AudreyP
()
Date: June 07, 2016 11:54AM
what a disgusting thread - what is wrong with you people?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: June 07, 2016 12:31PM
AudreyP Wrote:
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> what a disgusting thread - what is wrong with you
> people?
What's wrong with you? For all I know, I'm the only lady here, but these men suffer a lot. Yes some of it is in unique taste, but as someone who has IBS, I understand the frustration. Maybe it's best for them to have a place to commiserate.
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> what a disgusting thread - what is wrong with you
> people?
What's wrong with you? For all I know, I'm the only lady here, but these men suffer a lot. Yes some of it is in unique taste, but as someone who has IBS, I understand the frustration. Maybe it's best for them to have a place to commiserate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
GeorgeMasonGrad
()
Date: June 07, 2016 12:55PM
that poor man in the parking garage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 01:36PM
GeorgeMasonGrad Wrote:
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> that poor man in the parking garage.
I'm a bit bewildered.
Does the parking lot attend have bowel problems, or did you leave him a rather unsavory surprise?
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> that poor man in the parking garage.
I'm a bit bewildered.
Does the parking lot attend have bowel problems, or did you leave him a rather unsavory surprise?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:05PM
AudreyP Wrote:
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> what a disgusting thread - what is wrong with you
> people?
Well. It's pretty obvious that most of the posters here suffer from bowel problems to varying degrees. True, it can be disgusting at times, yet it's a means of online support for the sufferers here. And those who have pristine bowels who support them. If it disturbs you, then feel free to never return.
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> what a disgusting thread - what is wrong with you
> people?
Well. It's pretty obvious that most of the posters here suffer from bowel problems to varying degrees. True, it can be disgusting at times, yet it's a means of online support for the sufferers here. And those who have pristine bowels who support them. If it disturbs you, then feel free to never return.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Reader in Ballston
()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> GeorgeMasonGrad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > that poor man in the parking garage.
>
>
> I'm a bit bewildered.
>
> Does the parking lot attend have bowel problems,
> or did you leave him a rather unsavory surprise?
Explosive diarrhea - I wasnt going to go in my pants so I had to go in the parking lot. I couldnt even get to a secluded spot, it just hit me and I only had seconds to pull my pants down. It was yellow. wtf?
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> GeorgeMasonGrad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that poor man in the parking garage.
>
>
> I'm a bit bewildered.
>
> Does the parking lot attend have bowel problems,
> or did you leave him a rather unsavory surprise?
Explosive diarrhea - I wasnt going to go in my pants so I had to go in the parking lot. I couldnt even get to a secluded spot, it just hit me and I only had seconds to pull my pants down. It was yellow. wtf?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 07, 2016 02:36PM
A bunch of write ups, which shows the need, for more mental health intervention in our country. These immature hooligans do not, by far represent patients who obtain the services of a board certified GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 07, 2016 03:20PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> A bunch of write ups, which shows the need, for
> more mental health intervention in our country.
> These immature hooligans do not, by far represent
> patients who obtain the services of a board
> certified GI.
Hooligans? Kind of an ironic statement coming from a guy with one hand up someones ass, and the other on his wallet.
Kind of like the chamber pot calling the kettle brown?
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> A bunch of write ups, which shows the need, for
> more mental health intervention in our country.
> These immature hooligans do not, by far represent
> patients who obtain the services of a board
> certified GI.
Hooligans? Kind of an ironic statement coming from a guy with one hand up someones ass, and the other on his wallet.
Kind of like the chamber pot calling the kettle brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BertrandRussell
()
Date: June 07, 2016 03:50PM
I thing Anon Doc speaks the truth. See a professional probably a GI and a shrink. Talking about your bm all the time isnt healthy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:19PM
BertrandRussell Wrote:
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> I thing Anon Doc speaks the truth. See a
> professional probably a GI and a shrink. Talking
> about your bm all the time isnt healthy.
Yes his non stop compulsion posts, to see a GI over and over again are the epitome of health.
How are your bowels? Quick fact, your bowels actually control your brain.
Any further questions?
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> I thing Anon Doc speaks the truth. See a
> professional probably a GI and a shrink. Talking
> about your bm all the time isnt healthy.
Yes his non stop compulsion posts, to see a GI over and over again are the epitome of health.
How are your bowels? Quick fact, your bowels actually control your brain.
Any further questions?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:28PM
Bridge Over brown water
In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
by johnny bravo
When you're backed up, feeling bloated,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
I'm on your side.
When times get smelly,
And friends just can't be found,
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will lay me down.
Run on brown onion man,
Run on by.
Your time has come for midwives.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they shine.
If you need a friend
I'll ease your behind.
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will ease your mind.
And here's to you,Mr BEH,
ned beatty loves you more than you will know.
Oh bless you, please Mr BEH.
Heaven holds a place for those who spray.
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.....
In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
by johnny bravo
When you're backed up, feeling bloated,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
I'm on your side.
When times get smelly,
And friends just can't be found,
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will lay me down.
Run on brown onion man,
Run on by.
Your time has come for midwives.
All your dreams are on their way.
See how they shine.
If you need a friend
I'll ease your behind.
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will ease your mind.
Like a bridge over brown water,
I will ease your mind.
And here's to you,Mr BEH,
ned beatty loves you more than you will know.
Oh bless you, please Mr BEH.
Heaven holds a place for those who spray.
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey.....
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:48PM
Jhonny Bravo Wrote:
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> Bridge Over brown water
>
> In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
> by johnny bravo
>
> When you're backed up, feeling bloated,
> When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
> I'm on your side.
> When times get smelly,
> And friends just can't be found,
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
>
> Run on brown onion man,
> Run on by.
> Your time has come for midwives.
> All your dreams are on their way.
> See how they shine.
> If you need a friend
> I'll ease your behind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
>
> And here's to you,Mr BEH,
> ned beatty loves you more than you will know.
> Oh bless you, please Mr BEH.
> Heaven holds a place for those who spray.
> Hey, hey, hey
> Hey, hey, hey.....
Absolute brown genius!
Mr. Bravo once again has proven his talents and humor. My bowels and I thank you for such joy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bridge Over brown water
>
> In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
> by johnny bravo
>
> When you're backed up, feeling bloated,
> When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
> I'm on your side.
> When times get smelly,
> And friends just can't be found,
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
>
> Run on brown onion man,
> Run on by.
> Your time has come for midwives.
> All your dreams are on their way.
> See how they shine.
> If you need a friend
> I'll ease your behind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
>
> And here's to you,Mr BEH,
> ned beatty loves you more than you will know.
> Oh bless you, please Mr BEH.
> Heaven holds a place for those who spray.
> Hey, hey, hey
> Hey, hey, hey.....
Absolute brown genius!
Mr. Bravo once again has proven his talents and humor. My bowels and I thank you for such joy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
not funny just drek
()
Date: June 07, 2016 04:59PM
Jhonny Bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bridge Over brown water
>
> In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
> by johnny bravo
>
> When you're backed up, feeling bloated,
> When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
> I'm on your side.
> When times get smelly,
> And friends just can't be found,
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
>
> Run on brown onion man,
> Run on by.
> Your time has come for midwives.
> All your dreams are on their way.
> See how they shine.
> If you need a friend
> I'll ease your behind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
>
> And here's to you,Mr BEH,
> ned beatty loves you more than you will know.
> Oh bless you, please Mr BEH.
> Heaven holds a place for those who spray.
> Hey, hey, hey
> Hey, hey, hey.....
not funny just drek
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bridge Over brown water
>
> In The Style Of Simon And Garfunkel
> by johnny bravo
>
> When you're backed up, feeling bloated,
> When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
> I'm on your side.
> When times get smelly,
> And friends just can't be found,
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will lay me down.
>
> Run on brown onion man,
> Run on by.
> Your time has come for midwives.
> All your dreams are on their way.
> See how they shine.
> If you need a friend
> I'll ease your behind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
> Like a bridge over brown water,
> I will ease your mind.
>
> And here's to you,Mr BEH,
> ned beatty loves you more than you will know.
> Oh bless you, please Mr BEH.
> Heaven holds a place for those who spray.
> Hey, hey, hey
> Hey, hey, hey.....
not funny just drek
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo sucks
()
Date: June 07, 2016 06:53PM
Stupid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 07, 2016 07:00PM
jhonny bravo sucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Stupid.
You are stupid. I hope your bowels explode.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Stupid.
You are stupid. I hope your bowels explode.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2016 04:21AM
Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The butter glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because while everything Midas touched turned to gold, this will cause your bowels a hurricane of pain down below.
Midwives will be called in despite your best intentions.
Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your poor beat up starfish will get the dietary equivalent of a Colombian necktie.
Midwives will be called in despite your best intentions.
Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your poor beat up starfish will get the dietary equivalent of a Colombian necktie.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2016 07:34AM
Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
carBytHeCloWn
()
Date: June 08, 2016 07:42AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
I had waffles too. I make mine with multi grain mix plus organic cage free eggs I add ground flax seed, pure flax seed oil. I do not add much if any sweetener - maybe a teaspoon of pure organic raw honey. So good.
I am going mt. biking for 2.5 hrs on a really tough trail today so Ill need the carbs. Ill be at threshold HR for over 1.5 hrs. Im over 55, my resting HR is around 45 bpm, bp is ~ 110/70. I am not skinny but I am fit. No bowel problems.
Work exercise, wholesome foods and gratitude into your life and it might help with your GI tract. Certainly wish you improved bowel health.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
I had waffles too. I make mine with multi grain mix plus organic cage free eggs I add ground flax seed, pure flax seed oil. I do not add much if any sweetener - maybe a teaspoon of pure organic raw honey. So good.
I am going mt. biking for 2.5 hrs on a really tough trail today so Ill need the carbs. Ill be at threshold HR for over 1.5 hrs. Im over 55, my resting HR is around 45 bpm, bp is ~ 110/70. I am not skinny but I am fit. No bowel problems.
Work exercise, wholesome foods and gratitude into your life and it might help with your GI tract. Certainly wish you improved bowel health.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
superppoo
()
Date: June 08, 2016 07:48AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2016 09:10AM
carBytHeCloWn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
>
> I had waffles too. I make mine with multi grain
> mix plus organic cage free eggs I add ground flax
> seed, pure flax seed oil. I do not add much if
> any sweetener - maybe a teaspoon of pure organic
> raw honey. So good.
>
> I am going mt. biking for 2.5 hrs on a really
> tough trail today so Ill need the carbs. Ill be
> at threshold HR for over 1.5 hrs. Im over 55, my
> resting HR is around 45 bpm, bp is ~ 110/70. I am
> not skinny but I am fit. No bowel problems.
>
> Work exercise, wholesome foods and gratitude into
> your life and it might help with your GI tract.
> Certainly wish you improved bowel health.
Are you part of the black lives matter crowd?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
>
> I had waffles too. I make mine with multi grain
> mix plus organic cage free eggs I add ground flax
> seed, pure flax seed oil. I do not add much if
> any sweetener - maybe a teaspoon of pure organic
> raw honey. So good.
>
> I am going mt. biking for 2.5 hrs on a really
> tough trail today so Ill need the carbs. Ill be
> at threshold HR for over 1.5 hrs. Im over 55, my
> resting HR is around 45 bpm, bp is ~ 110/70. I am
> not skinny but I am fit. No bowel problems.
>
> Work exercise, wholesome foods and gratitude into
> your life and it might help with your GI tract.
> Certainly wish you improved bowel health.
Are you part of the black lives matter crowd?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 08, 2016 10:50AM
carBytHeCloWn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
>
> I had waffles too. I make mine with multi grain
> mix plus organic cage free eggs I add ground flax
> seed, pure flax seed oil. I do not add much if
> any sweetener - maybe a teaspoon of pure organic
> raw honey. So good.
>
> I am going mt. biking for 2.5 hrs on a really
> tough trail today so Ill need the carbs. Ill be
> at threshold HR for over 1.5 hrs. Im over 55, my
> resting HR is around 45 bpm, bp is ~ 110/70. I am
> not skinny but I am fit. No bowel problems.
>
> Work exercise, wholesome foods and gratitude into
> your life and it might help with your GI tract.
> Certainly wish you improved bowel health.
Finally an exceptional write up. You are obviously very intelligent, and your advice is one I used to advise my patients to do. Well done.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown I had waffles and am hurting.
>
> I had waffles too. I make mine with multi grain
> mix plus organic cage free eggs I add ground flax
> seed, pure flax seed oil. I do not add much if
> any sweetener - maybe a teaspoon of pure organic
> raw honey. So good.
>
> I am going mt. biking for 2.5 hrs on a really
> tough trail today so Ill need the carbs. Ill be
> at threshold HR for over 1.5 hrs. Im over 55, my
> resting HR is around 45 bpm, bp is ~ 110/70. I am
> not skinny but I am fit. No bowel problems.
>
> Work exercise, wholesome foods and gratitude into
> your life and it might help with your GI tract.
> Certainly wish you improved bowel health.
Finally an exceptional write up. You are obviously very intelligent, and your advice is one I used to advise my patients to do. Well done.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: June 08, 2016 12:32PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Plenty of rooms are available for you animals at
> Dominion or Woodburn.
You are a hypocrit. Sour that your practice is suffering because you are an insufferable boob? Too many past school bills to pay?
If you care so much to post here when you are not wanted not listened to, they pay people to listen to whiners like you.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Plenty of rooms are available for you animals at
> Dominion or Woodburn.
You are a hypocrit. Sour that your practice is suffering because you are an insufferable boob? Too many past school bills to pay?
If you care so much to post here when you are not wanted not listened to, they pay people to listen to whiners like you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: June 08, 2016 12:49PM
Now that my name that I created over a year ago has been hijacked, I have created a user name. I am the original Supporter. Any future post from Supporter. (they have period at the end) or anyone claiming to me the original poster is NOT ME.
The last post from the thief claims to be female and have IBS. This is her mistake. I never claimed to have IBS. My bro does so I sympathise with y'all.
So, for those that know me, any comments from this imposter with Supporter. (a period at the end) are not from me. She has already accused me of being the thief. This cannot be the case because her first appearance was 2 months ago.
I am not going to play this game.
Happy day and happy BM
The last post from the thief claims to be female and have IBS. This is her mistake. I never claimed to have IBS. My bro does so I sympathise with y'all.
So, for those that know me, any comments from this imposter with Supporter. (a period at the end) are not from me. She has already accused me of being the thief. This cannot be the case because her first appearance was 2 months ago.
I am not going to play this game.
Happy day and happy BM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2016 01:04PM
Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now that my name that I created over a year ago
> has been hijacked, I have created a user name. I
> am the original Supporter. Any future post from
> Supporter. (they have period at the end) or anyone
> claiming to me the original poster is NOT ME.
>
> The last post from the thief claims to be female
> and have IBS. This is her mistake. I never claimed
> to have IBS. My bro does so I sympathise with
> y'all.
>
> So, for those that know me, any comments from this
> imposter with Supporter. (a period at the end) are
> not from me. She has already accused me of being
> the thief. This cannot be the case because her
> first appearance was 2 months ago.
>
> I am not going to play this game.
>
> Happy day and happy BM
As the turd behind this thread, the very object thrown down the intestines into a final product I first support suppprter. This is the genuine supporter, and it's an honor to authenticate you as such.
The fools who take your name should be ashamed.
How are you and your brothers bowels doing? Thank you for being a wonderful bowel buddy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Now that my name that I created over a year ago
> has been hijacked, I have created a user name. I
> am the original Supporter. Any future post from
> Supporter. (they have period at the end) or anyone
> claiming to me the original poster is NOT ME.
>
> The last post from the thief claims to be female
> and have IBS. This is her mistake. I never claimed
> to have IBS. My bro does so I sympathise with
> y'all.
>
> So, for those that know me, any comments from this
> imposter with Supporter. (a period at the end) are
> not from me. She has already accused me of being
> the thief. This cannot be the case because her
> first appearance was 2 months ago.
>
> I am not going to play this game.
>
> Happy day and happy BM
As the turd behind this thread, the very object thrown down the intestines into a final product I first support suppprter. This is the genuine supporter, and it's an honor to authenticate you as such.
The fools who take your name should be ashamed.
How are you and your brothers bowels doing? Thank you for being a wonderful bowel buddy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 08, 2016 02:17PM
I hate having to work with this. The shakes then that feeling where I know I can't hold it any longer. It's stressful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:02PM
Brown Onion, thank you.
My bowels have been fine since I quit eat so much dairy. I sometimes laugh why y'all eat food you know you'll regret. We are slaves to food and our bowels.
My bowels have been fine since I quit eat so much dairy. I sometimes laugh why y'all eat food you know you'll regret. We are slaves to food and our bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: June 08, 2016 03:45PM
Having chronic severe constipation is a lot like a Beatles album. When I can finally pass a huge stool, it feels like it went across the universe. I swear it is like having a log of Norwegian wood stuck in your colon. As its coming out, I think, she's so heavy.
When I am having a particularly difficult elimination, don't bother me.Unless of course, you want to hold my hand.
In spite of myself , when I can't take it anymore, I go to the Board Certified GI. He proceeds to insert something the size of a yellow submarine up my ass, apparently searching for octopus' garden.
Sometimes, I can feel the turd in my bowels, something in the way she moves lets me know, its going to hurt.
I wish I could find the street that Anon Docs office is. I'd go there with Brown Onion and say, why don't we do it in the road?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2016 03:46PM by BEH.
When I am having a particularly difficult elimination, don't bother me.Unless of course, you want to hold my hand.
In spite of myself , when I can't take it anymore, I go to the Board Certified GI. He proceeds to insert something the size of a yellow submarine up my ass, apparently searching for octopus' garden.
Sometimes, I can feel the turd in my bowels, something in the way she moves lets me know, its going to hurt.
I wish I could find the street that Anon Docs office is. I'd go there with Brown Onion and say, why don't we do it in the road?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/08/2016 03:46PM by BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 08, 2016 06:20PM
Splatter it's always a dirty matter.
Supporter, glad to know. And thank you for sharing that as we are literally at the whims of our bowels for better or worse. I like the idea of calling a rock band "Slaves of Bowels." It's edgy.
BEH Norweigian wood is bad. I wish you well and am sorry. If it helps, I could send you pictures of Oslo with those cold bastards standing buck naked in hot baths. Maybe that helps them with that lumber.
Supporter, glad to know. And thank you for sharing that as we are literally at the whims of our bowels for better or worse. I like the idea of calling a rock band "Slaves of Bowels." It's edgy.
BEH Norweigian wood is bad. I wish you well and am sorry. If it helps, I could send you pictures of Oslo with those cold bastards standing buck naked in hot baths. Maybe that helps them with that lumber.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 08, 2016 06:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The butter
> glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the
> ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because
> while everything Midas touched turned to gold,
> this will cause your bowels a hurricane of pain
> down below.
>
> Midwives will be called in despite your best
> intentions.
>
> Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your poor
> beat up starfish will get the dietary equivalent
> of a Colombian necktie.
That is good advice and so eloquently delivered.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The butter
> glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the
> ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because
> while everything Midas touched turned to gold,
> this will cause your bowels a hurricane of pain
> down below.
>
> Midwives will be called in despite your best
> intentions.
>
> Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your poor
> beat up starfish will get the dietary equivalent
> of a Colombian necktie.
That is good advice and so eloquently delivered.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Stop eating shit and workout.
()
Date: June 08, 2016 08:42PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The butter
> > glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the
> > ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because
> > while everything Midas touched turned to gold,
> > this will cause your bowels a hurricane of pain
> > down below.
> >
> > Midwives will be called in despite your best
> > intentions.
> >
> > Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your
> poor
> > beat up starfish will get the dietary
> equivalent
> > of a Colombian necktie.
>
>
> That is good advice and so eloquently delivered.
This is bad advise. They guy saying you should eat whole grain and exercise - not that was good advise. Can you guys logic? The answer is right in front of you and you just joke about your slow and painful bowel death. Thats why no one here sympathizes with you - you are the architect of your own bowel disaster(s). No sympathy has been earned for that.
Stop eating shit and workout.
PS your stupid song lyrics are piss poor and not funny in the least.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The butter
> > glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the
> > ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because
> > while everything Midas touched turned to gold,
> > this will cause your bowels a hurricane of pain
> > down below.
> >
> > Midwives will be called in despite your best
> > intentions.
> >
> > Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your
> poor
> > beat up starfish will get the dietary
> equivalent
> > of a Colombian necktie.
>
>
> That is good advice and so eloquently delivered.
This is bad advise. They guy saying you should eat whole grain and exercise - not that was good advise. Can you guys logic? The answer is right in front of you and you just joke about your slow and painful bowel death. Thats why no one here sympathizes with you - you are the architect of your own bowel disaster(s). No sympathy has been earned for that.
Stop eating shit and workout.
PS your stupid song lyrics are piss poor and not funny in the least.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 08, 2016 08:55PM
Stop eating shit and workout. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The
> butter
> > > glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the
> > > ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because
> > > while everything Midas touched turned to
> gold,
> > > this will cause your bowels a hurricane of
> pain
> > > down below.
> > >
> > > Midwives will be called in despite your best
> > > intentions.
> > >
> > > Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your
> > poor
> > > beat up starfish will get the dietary
> > equivalent
> > > of a Colombian necktie.
> >
> >
> > That is good advice and so eloquently
> delivered.
>
> This is bad advise. They guy saying you should
> eat whole grain and exercise - not that was good
> advise. Can you guys logic? The answer is right
> in front of you and you just joke about your slow
> and painful bowel death. Thats why no one here
> sympathizes with you - you are the architect of
> your own bowel disaster(s). No sympathy has been
> earned for that.
>
> Stop eating shit and workout.
>
> PS your stupid song lyrics are piss poor and not
> funny in the least.
You sir, are wrong. I am extremely healthy. My bowel problems are strictly due to my lover's giant African American penis impacting my stool. I come here for support, because it is painful and my friends here relate. If you don't like our conversation, post somewhere else.
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bet you want that stack of pancakes. The
> butter
> > > glistening, the syrup glazed on them, the
> > > ambiance of First Watch. Don't do it, because
> > > while everything Midas touched turned to
> gold,
> > > this will cause your bowels a hurricane of
> pain
> > > down below.
> > >
> > > Midwives will be called in despite your best
> > > intentions.
> > >
> > > Your 33 feet of intestines will cry, and your
> > poor
> > > beat up starfish will get the dietary
> > equivalent
> > > of a Colombian necktie.
> >
> >
> > That is good advice and so eloquently
> delivered.
>
> This is bad advise. They guy saying you should
> eat whole grain and exercise - not that was good
> advise. Can you guys logic? The answer is right
> in front of you and you just joke about your slow
> and painful bowel death. Thats why no one here
> sympathizes with you - you are the architect of
> your own bowel disaster(s). No sympathy has been
> earned for that.
>
> Stop eating shit and workout.
>
> PS your stupid song lyrics are piss poor and not
> funny in the least.
You sir, are wrong. I am extremely healthy. My bowel problems are strictly due to my lover's giant African American penis impacting my stool. I come here for support, because it is painful and my friends here relate. If you don't like our conversation, post somewhere else.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive boomer
()
Date: June 09, 2016 09:26AM
> >
> > Stop eating shit and workout.
> >
> > PS your stupid song lyrics are piss poor and
> not
> > funny in the least.
>
> You sir, are wrong. I am extremely healthy. My
> bowel problems are strictly due to my lover's
> giant African American penis impacting my stool. I
> come here for support, because it is painful and
> my friends here relate. If you don't like our
> conversation, post somewhere else.
finally a reply that makes sense
> > Stop eating shit and workout.
> >
> > PS your stupid song lyrics are piss poor and
> not
> > funny in the least.
>
> You sir, are wrong. I am extremely healthy. My
> bowel problems are strictly due to my lover's
> giant African American penis impacting my stool. I
> come here for support, because it is painful and
> my friends here relate. If you don't like our
> conversation, post somewhere else.
finally a reply that makes sense
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2016 10:59AM
I see there's some bad blood here today.
Let me drop a anvil out and I'll get back to you.
Let me drop a anvil out and I'll get back to you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dosomegoddamnexercise
()
Date: June 09, 2016 11:58AM
Not bad blood just a little dick humor. Dont be so sensitive - you guys talk about your bodily functions so much Im surprised it took this long for someone to suggest sodomy. Anyway i hope your anvil drops without the need for midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 09, 2016 12:28PM
dosomegoddamnexercise Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Not bad blood just a little dick humor. Dont be so
> sensitive - you guys talk about your bodily
> functions so much Im surprised it took this long
> for someone to suggest sodomy. Anyway i hope your
> anvil drops without the need for midwives.
More proof. Superior bowels, small mind.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Not bad blood just a little dick humor. Dont be so
> sensitive - you guys talk about your bodily
> functions so much Im surprised it took this long
> for someone to suggest sodomy. Anyway i hope your
> anvil drops without the need for midwives.
More proof. Superior bowels, small mind.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
RiteAid Ronny
()
Date: June 09, 2016 01:52PM
had to palpate the perineum to facilitate the elimination of a brown lacrosse ball from my embattled starfish this morning. Had the episiotomy kit at the ready - better than tearing...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rosin up the towel rack.
()
Date: June 10, 2016 08:58AM
got a whopper on deck. need to rosin up the towel rack.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2016 09:12AM
RiteAid Ronny Wrote:
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> had to palpate the perineum to facilitate the
> elimination of a brown lacrosse ball from my
> embattled starfish this morning. Had the
> episiotomy kit at the ready - better than
> tearing...
Midwives with an epidural are better.
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> had to palpate the perineum to facilitate the
> elimination of a brown lacrosse ball from my
> embattled starfish this morning. Had the
> episiotomy kit at the ready - better than
> tearing...
Midwives with an epidural are better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: June 10, 2016 09:39AM
TGIF BiBs! Coffee did the trick again this morning. Here's to a bowel-friendly weekend for all!
And LOL at "rosin up the towel rack"!
And LOL at "rosin up the towel rack"!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2016 11:02AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> TGIF BiBs! Coffee did the trick again this
> morning. Here's to a bowel-friendly weekend for
> all!
>
> And LOL at "rosin up the towel rack"!
You aren't kidding. Countless towel racks and other apparatus have been torn off walls while taking a shit. Plumbers and other construction people, have made a lot of money off my bowels.
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> TGIF BiBs! Coffee did the trick again this
> morning. Here's to a bowel-friendly weekend for
> all!
>
> And LOL at "rosin up the towel rack"!
You aren't kidding. Countless towel racks and other apparatus have been torn off walls while taking a shit. Plumbers and other construction people, have made a lot of money off my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: June 10, 2016 03:00PM
Why you guys use term bowel?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 10, 2016 04:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Coffee did the trick again this
> > morning. Here's to a bowel-friendly weekend
> for
> > all!
> >
> > And LOL at "rosin up the towel rack"!
>
>
> You aren't kidding. Countless towel racks and
> other apparatus have been torn off walls while
> taking a shit. Plumbers and other construction
> people, have made a lot of money off my bowels.
Someone had a bad one here.
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Coffee did the trick again this
> > morning. Here's to a bowel-friendly weekend
> for
> > all!
> >
> > And LOL at "rosin up the towel rack"!
>
>
> You aren't kidding. Countless towel racks and
> other apparatus have been torn off walls while
> taking a shit. Plumbers and other construction
> people, have made a lot of money off my bowels.
Someone had a bad one here.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 10, 2016 06:11PM
How did you find pictures of my bathroom dive?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Road to browntown
()
Date: June 10, 2016 07:19PM
This thread is closing in on 100,000 views! That is a lot of poop talk!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 11, 2016 06:37AM
Hi bib's!
I decided to register as others were using my name.I had a big surprise this morning, a two part dump! I took what I thought was a good dump only to run back to the throne a few minutes later for a even larger one. Today is going to be one of the good ones!
I decided to register as others were using my name.I had a big surprise this morning, a two part dump! I took what I thought was a good dump only to run back to the throne a few minutes later for a even larger one. Today is going to be one of the good ones!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2016 07:36AM
It's good to see more bowel awareness. It will be a joy to know 100000 know of our struggles.
Way to go dive on registering your name. Yeah those twofers are perhaps natures ways of decreasing a full to a mid sized sedan.
Way to go dive on registering your name. Yeah those twofers are perhaps natures ways of decreasing a full to a mid sized sedan.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
compaction
()
Date: June 11, 2016 10:06AM
Celebrate Fairfax today and tomorrow - my bowels are bracing themselves for the Kettle Korn. I will eat pounds of that. The result will be a likely devastation on my rectum. There is expansion. Also I sit on a hard flat chair many days that leads to compaction.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2016 10:22AM
compaction Wrote:
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> Celebrate Fairfax today and tomorrow - my bowels
> are bracing themselves for the Kettle Korn. I
> will eat pounds of that. The result will be a
> likely devastation on my rectum. There is
> expansion. Also I sit on a hard flat chair many
> days that leads to compaction.
My goodness the Catholics with all the rosary beads in the world, would be shitting themselves with that combination!
Is there any way myself or others that regularly pop out larger than life shits can dissuade you from doing this?
I am deeply concerned for your bowels.
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> Celebrate Fairfax today and tomorrow - my bowels
> are bracing themselves for the Kettle Korn. I
> will eat pounds of that. The result will be a
> likely devastation on my rectum. There is
> expansion. Also I sit on a hard flat chair many
> days that leads to compaction.
My goodness the Catholics with all the rosary beads in the world, would be shitting themselves with that combination!
Is there any way myself or others that regularly pop out larger than life shits can dissuade you from doing this?
I am deeply concerned for your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
chili cook
()
Date: June 11, 2016 11:52AM
My super turkey chili is very bowel friendly. It's loaded with fiber and digestion inducing spices. The base sauce is preggo spaghetti sauce. If you are stopped up this will get you going again.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 11, 2016 12:28PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi bib's!
> I decided to register as others were using my
> name.I had a big surprise this morning, a two part
> dump! I took what I thought was a good dump only
> to run back to the throne a few minutes later for
> a even larger one. Today is going to be one of the
> good ones!
Good to hear you are doing better than you were in your last post. How is your black boyfriend? Tell him to take it easy on your bowels.
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> Hi bib's!
> I decided to register as others were using my
> name.I had a big surprise this morning, a two part
> dump! I took what I thought was a good dump only
> to run back to the throne a few minutes later for
> a even larger one. Today is going to be one of the
> good ones!
Good to hear you are doing better than you were in your last post. How is your black boyfriend? Tell him to take it easy on your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2016 01:46PM
Chili cook, that screams burning rectum. Considering it's already battered by large objects leaving brown orbit hell no.
Mike o meara fan how are your bowels? I sense you have butt hurt since our bowel thread has more going on then yours involving someone who was funny 20 years ago.
Mike o meara fan how are your bowels? I sense you have butt hurt since our bowel thread has more going on then yours involving someone who was funny 20 years ago.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: June 11, 2016 03:18PM
Diarrhea isn't fun but at least at home it's contained.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
my poor poor starfish
()
Date: June 11, 2016 03:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> compaction Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Celebrate Fairfax today and tomorrow - my
> bowels
> > are bracing themselves for the Kettle Korn. I
> > will eat pounds of that. The result will be a
> > likely devastation on my rectum. There is
> > expansion. Also I sit on a hard flat chair
> many
> > days that leads to compaction.
>
>
> My goodness the Catholics with all the rosary
> beads in the world, would be shitting themselves
> with that combination!
>
> Is there any way myself or others that regularly
> pop out larger than life shits can dissuade you
> from doing this?
>
> I am deeply concerned for your bowels.
Brown your concern is moving. Pizza for lunch and soon I start the Kettle Korn binge. If it calms you any know I will avoid the fried carnie-fare offerings. The food from those trucks is a microbiological disaster that should be outlawed by free countries across the globe.
I cannot, however, resist the Kettle Korn (and cotton candy) - I must indulge. Likely Ill be dehydrated too. Pray for my poor poor starfish
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> compaction Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Celebrate Fairfax today and tomorrow - my
> bowels
> > are bracing themselves for the Kettle Korn. I
> > will eat pounds of that. The result will be a
> > likely devastation on my rectum. There is
> > expansion. Also I sit on a hard flat chair
> many
> > days that leads to compaction.
>
>
> My goodness the Catholics with all the rosary
> beads in the world, would be shitting themselves
> with that combination!
>
> Is there any way myself or others that regularly
> pop out larger than life shits can dissuade you
> from doing this?
>
> I am deeply concerned for your bowels.
Brown your concern is moving. Pizza for lunch and soon I start the Kettle Korn binge. If it calms you any know I will avoid the fried carnie-fare offerings. The food from those trucks is a microbiological disaster that should be outlawed by free countries across the globe.
I cannot, however, resist the Kettle Korn (and cotton candy) - I must indulge. Likely Ill be dehydrated too. Pray for my poor poor starfish
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Steakman
()
Date: June 11, 2016 04:05PM
I am going to cook a couple big ass steaks on the weber kettle here in a couple hours. Also having a HUGE baked potato smothered in real butter and cooked sweet onions along with cole slaw from harris teeter deli, big Vlassic pickle halves and a huge slice of cheesecake covered in cool whip and fresh strawberries. I will wash that all down with 6 to 8 ice cold bass ale's.
My guts will process all that with minimal discomfort and the whole thing will slip easily from my starfish by Monday afternoon.
I feel bad that you butt warriors here on this thread are unable to experience this kind of joy and satisfaction.
Just cracked my first bass ale!
My guts will process all that with minimal discomfort and the whole thing will slip easily from my starfish by Monday afternoon.
I feel bad that you butt warriors here on this thread are unable to experience this kind of joy and satisfaction.
Just cracked my first bass ale!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2016 04:55PM
To my star fish binge I wish your brown hole down below and the plumbing downstairs in the lower 40 region good luck. Please let all of your brothers in bowel know if we can get you a George W Bush "Mission Accomplished " banner or a Purple Heart.
Steak man that does sound delicious. The succulent meats and the red juices inside cooking on the grill. Please enjoy that and the sides for those of us with inferior bowels, and please share pictures of the final results if you can.
Steak man that does sound delicious. The succulent meats and the red juices inside cooking on the grill. Please enjoy that and the sides for those of us with inferior bowels, and please share pictures of the final results if you can.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: June 11, 2016 05:36PM
Mrs dive and I are going to meet friends at Ruby Tuesday for dinner in a few. Talk about the brown danger zone, deep fried wings and draft beer are hard to resist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 11, 2016 07:20PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Mrs dive and I are going to meet friends at Ruby
> Tuesday for dinner in a few. Talk about the brown
> danger zone, deep fried wings and draft beer are
> hard to resist.
Oh my goodness. Everyone pray for dive!
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> Mrs dive and I are going to meet friends at Ruby
> Tuesday for dinner in a few. Talk about the brown
> danger zone, deep fried wings and draft beer are
> hard to resist.
Oh my goodness. Everyone pray for dive!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2016 09:10AM
I served but now feel like I should get a Purple Heart.
My bowels should qualify for the GI bill.
Biting down on a slapjack, leather belts, and at one point a large Jerry Tarkanian towel, the screaming, sweating, crying, gyrating, and contortion like movements can stop.
Dear bowels I am sorry you expel larger objects than your diameter. And then the star fish has to pay the piper too.
My bowels should qualify for the GI bill.
Biting down on a slapjack, leather belts, and at one point a large Jerry Tarkanian towel, the screaming, sweating, crying, gyrating, and contortion like movements can stop.
Dear bowels I am sorry you expel larger objects than your diameter. And then the star fish has to pay the piper too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
star fish binge
()
Date: June 12, 2016 09:39AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To my star fish binge I wish your brown hole down
> below and the plumbing downstairs in the lower 40
> region good luck. Please let all of your brothers
> in bowel know if we can get you a George W Bush
> "Mission Accomplished " banner or a Purple Heart.
I ate a half a large Kettle Korn and some cotton candy. Thank God for Fairfax Water - they always pass out free ice water as fast as you can drink it and I had no fewer than 6 ice cold waters. Before bed I did feel a little like Id swallowed brillow pads but not too bad. This AM I await the BM. Ive done my training for this - Im ready. Its all down to the practice and muscle memory now.
Wish me luck.
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> To my star fish binge I wish your brown hole down
> below and the plumbing downstairs in the lower 40
> region good luck. Please let all of your brothers
> in bowel know if we can get you a George W Bush
> "Mission Accomplished " banner or a Purple Heart.
I ate a half a large Kettle Korn and some cotton candy. Thank God for Fairfax Water - they always pass out free ice water as fast as you can drink it and I had no fewer than 6 ice cold waters. Before bed I did feel a little like Id swallowed brillow pads but not too bad. This AM I await the BM. Ive done my training for this - Im ready. Its all down to the practice and muscle memory now.
Wish me luck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: June 12, 2016 10:29AM
star fish binge Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To my star fish binge I wish your brown hole
> down
> > below and the plumbing downstairs in the lower
> 40
> > region good luck. Please let all of your
> brothers
> > in bowel know if we can get you a George W Bush
> > "Mission Accomplished " banner or a Purple
> Heart.
>
> I ate a half a large Kettle Korn and some cotton
> candy. Thank God for Fairfax Water - they always
> pass out free ice water as fast as you can drink
> it and I had no fewer than 6 ice cold waters.
> Before bed I did feel a little like Id swallowed
> brillow pads but not too bad. This AM I await the
> BM. Ive done my training for this - Im ready.
> Its all down to the practice and muscle memory
> now.
>
> Wish me luck.
Woodburn and Dominion are open 24 hours a day.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To my star fish binge I wish your brown hole
> down
> > below and the plumbing downstairs in the lower
> 40
> > region good luck. Please let all of your
> brothers
> > in bowel know if we can get you a George W Bush
> > "Mission Accomplished " banner or a Purple
> Heart.
>
> I ate a half a large Kettle Korn and some cotton
> candy. Thank God for Fairfax Water - they always
> pass out free ice water as fast as you can drink
> it and I had no fewer than 6 ice cold waters.
> Before bed I did feel a little like Id swallowed
> brillow pads but not too bad. This AM I await the
> BM. Ive done my training for this - Im ready.
> Its all down to the practice and muscle memory
> now.
>
> Wish me luck.
Woodburn and Dominion are open 24 hours a day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: June 12, 2016 02:46PM
Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ralio
()
Date: June 12, 2016 09:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
You are very insensitive and need to apologize to gay Americans.
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> Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
You are very insensitive and need to apologize to gay Americans.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
kingfisher
()
Date: June 12, 2016 09:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
What an asshole you are. I hope your bowels become impacted for a month.
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> Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
What an asshole you are. I hope your bowels become impacted for a month.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
6eeFJ
()
Date: June 12, 2016 09:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
Fuck you asshole.
It was fun posting here for awhile but no more. Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you fucking little person.
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> Well I guess that's 50 less bowels being battered.
Fuck you asshole.
It was fun posting here for awhile but no more. Complete, total douchebag asshole comment you fucking little person.