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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:04AM
Maybe meth from Fairfaxs mayor could move my bowels faster.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: August 05, 2016 11:34AM
TGIF BiBs! Here's hoping for a #4#2 weekend for all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 05, 2016 12:01PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> TGIF BiBs! Here's hoping for a #4#2 weekend for
> all!
You too deadly. With our without meth, or homosexual activity may our bowels work well. Are you still lucky enough to have #4 #2s? If so feel free to describe and or take a picture.
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> TGIF BiBs! Here's hoping for a #4#2 weekend for
> all!
You too deadly. With our without meth, or homosexual activity may our bowels work well. Are you still lucky enough to have #4 #2s? If so feel free to describe and or take a picture.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: August 05, 2016 12:39PM
No one except the boss and I today in the office. A big relief. Still have my cleaning supplies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scat lovers please post here
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Date: August 05, 2016 01:38PM
Scat lovers please post here
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 05, 2016 01:45PM
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Date: August 05, 2016 01:46PM
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Date: August 05, 2016 01:47PM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: August 05, 2016 02:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Here's hoping for a #4#2 weekend
> for
> > all!
>
>
> You too deadly. With our without meth, or
> homosexual activity may our bowels work well. Are
> you still lucky enough to have #4 #2s? If so feel
> free to describe and or take a picture.
Still #4#2-ing it, BO. Typically twice a day, although lately nature has been calling a bit earlier. Used to go mid-morning and mid-afternoon, but lately it's been right after I get up and mid-morning. Hate to think in a year or two I'll be getting up in the middle of the night to take a dump.
Also...love the posts Jimmy B!
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Here's hoping for a #4#2 weekend
> for
> > all!
>
>
> You too deadly. With our without meth, or
> homosexual activity may our bowels work well. Are
> you still lucky enough to have #4 #2s? If so feel
> free to describe and or take a picture.
Still #4#2-ing it, BO. Typically twice a day, although lately nature has been calling a bit earlier. Used to go mid-morning and mid-afternoon, but lately it's been right after I get up and mid-morning. Hate to think in a year or two I'll be getting up in the middle of the night to take a dump.
Also...love the posts Jimmy B!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 05, 2016 03:23PM
Jimmy B is definitely adding brown levels of humor. Much appreciated as those of us with sore rectums need to laugh.
Those are late dumps deadly, but since they are perfect copies of the intestines, you don't have to be mistaken for a fox in heat.
Calling in midwives as my doctor definitely pushed stuff back in my bowels.
Those are late dumps deadly, but since they are perfect copies of the intestines, you don't have to be mistaken for a fox in heat.
Calling in midwives as my doctor definitely pushed stuff back in my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: August 05, 2016 04:49PM
Funny pics!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
would be funny if not so sad
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Date: August 05, 2016 05:58PM
^ Brown Onion pretending to be indie poster - would be funny if not so sad
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 05, 2016 07:20PM
My poor rear end got battered by an eight pound birth, but no cigars, storks or flowers.
Instead a starfish that's been pillaged like the Scots did at the beginning of Braveheart.
If you remember the scene where Mel Gibson was William Wallace at the end, well you understand why the screaming from my house occurred.
Our bowels may betray us, but I plan on a good night at the bowling alley tonight.
Instead a starfish that's been pillaged like the Scots did at the beginning of Braveheart.
If you remember the scene where Mel Gibson was William Wallace at the end, well you understand why the screaming from my house occurred.
Our bowels may betray us, but I plan on a good night at the bowling alley tonight.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Morass Buttcontrol
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Date: August 05, 2016 08:09PM
I had my wisdom teeth extracted and was given hydrocodone for the pain. Little did I know, those narcs back you up; I didn’t poop for nine days. Finally, I became so concerned, I told my fiancé — he then proceeded to give me the biggest dose a person can safely take of his mom’s ‘fast-acting’ laxative/stool softener. I waited six hours and nothing happened. I was spending the night at his house, so we climbed into bed and fell asleep. Well, at about 3 a.m., I woke up and my bowels IMMEDIATELY began evacuating my body at a velocity I did not even know was possible. All over the bed, and all over my fiancé, who was still sleeping. I tried to clench my poor booty hole, but nothing would work. I hopped up thinking I would make a run for it to the bathroom, but the flow did not stop. It was like a river in the bed, on the floor, and on my future husband — and then I started to cry. Only when I started to cry did my fiancé wake up. I just flopped on the bed and curled into a ball, sobbing because I was more mortified than I had ever been in my entire life. The love of my life was innocently lying there, covered in a river of my nine-day-old shit, and he just started cracking up. That was the moment I knew that he must really love me, for better or for the absolute WORST.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: August 06, 2016 04:42AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has been having success with meditation pooping and 5am guy has located a more private bathroom here in the office building in which to meditate and poop. Last week 5am guy was disturbed at 3am by the boss. 5am guy now has sounds and lava lamp set up in a one hole, handicap accessible bathroom a couple floors up from 5am guys cubicle.
A couple hours ago 5am guy meditated and pooped to this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
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A couple hours ago 5am guy meditated and pooped to this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 09:15AM
Morass Buttcontrol Wrote:
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> I had my wisdom teeth extracted and was given
> hydrocodone for the pain. Little did I know, those
> narcs back you up; I didn’t poop for nine days.
> Finally, I became so concerned, I told my fiancé
> — he then proceeded to give me the biggest dose
> a person can safely take of his mom’s
> ‘fast-acting’ laxative/stool softener. I
> waited six hours and nothing happened. I was
> spending the night at his house, so we climbed
> into bed and fell asleep. Well, at about 3 a.m., I
> woke up and my bowels IMMEDIATELY began evacuating
> my body at a velocity I did not even know was
> possible. All over the bed, and all over my
> fiancé, who was still sleeping. I tried to clench
> my poor booty hole, but nothing would work. I
> hopped up thinking I would make a run for it to
> the bathroom, but the flow did not stop. It was
> like a river in the bed, on the floor, and on my
> future husband — and then I started to cry. Only
> when I started to cry did my fiancé wake up. I
> just flopped on the bed and curled into a ball,
> sobbing because I was more mortified than I had
> ever been in my entire life. The love of my life
> was innocently lying there, covered in a river of
> my nine-day-old shit, and he just started cracking
> up. That was the moment I knew that he must really
> love me, for better or for the absolute WORST.
A sad but true example of opiates being bowel busters.
Doctors prescribe them like candy but don't think about their patients bowels.
Are your innards back to normal again?
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> I had my wisdom teeth extracted and was given
> hydrocodone for the pain. Little did I know, those
> narcs back you up; I didn’t poop for nine days.
> Finally, I became so concerned, I told my fiancé
> — he then proceeded to give me the biggest dose
> a person can safely take of his mom’s
> ‘fast-acting’ laxative/stool softener. I
> waited six hours and nothing happened. I was
> spending the night at his house, so we climbed
> into bed and fell asleep. Well, at about 3 a.m., I
> woke up and my bowels IMMEDIATELY began evacuating
> my body at a velocity I did not even know was
> possible. All over the bed, and all over my
> fiancé, who was still sleeping. I tried to clench
> my poor booty hole, but nothing would work. I
> hopped up thinking I would make a run for it to
> the bathroom, but the flow did not stop. It was
> like a river in the bed, on the floor, and on my
> future husband — and then I started to cry. Only
> when I started to cry did my fiancé wake up. I
> just flopped on the bed and curled into a ball,
> sobbing because I was more mortified than I had
> ever been in my entire life. The love of my life
> was innocently lying there, covered in a river of
> my nine-day-old shit, and he just started cracking
> up. That was the moment I knew that he must really
> love me, for better or for the absolute WORST.
A sad but true example of opiates being bowel busters.
Doctors prescribe them like candy but don't think about their patients bowels.
Are your innards back to normal again?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 09:16AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has
> been having success with meditation pooping and
> 5am guy has located a more private bathroom here
> in the office building in which to meditate and
> poop. Last week 5am guy was disturbed at 3am by
> the boss. 5am guy now has sounds and lava lamp set
> up in a one hole, handicap accessible bathroom a
> couple floors up from 5am guys cubicle.
>
>
> A couple hours ago 5am guy meditated and pooped to
> this,
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
Good shit Mr 5 am. How's your boss been such said incident?
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has
> been having success with meditation pooping and
> 5am guy has located a more private bathroom here
> in the office building in which to meditate and
> poop. Last week 5am guy was disturbed at 3am by
> the boss. 5am guy now has sounds and lava lamp set
> up in a one hole, handicap accessible bathroom a
> couple floors up from 5am guys cubicle.
>
>
> A couple hours ago 5am guy meditated and pooped to
> this,
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3oAyin8W4
Good shit Mr 5 am. How's your boss been such said incident?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
great pretend story
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Date: August 06, 2016 10:25AM
great pretend story about the woman and her fiance! B0 must be bored
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 10:35AM
great pretend story Wrote:
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> great pretend story about the woman and her
> fiance! B0 must be bored
Why must you constantly troll through our shit?
And if you are going to write here in brown, could you at least tell us about your bowels?
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> great pretend story about the woman and her
> fiance! B0 must be bored
Why must you constantly troll through our shit?
And if you are going to write here in brown, could you at least tell us about your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jimmy B
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Date: August 06, 2016 11:27AM
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Date: August 06, 2016 11:28AM
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Date: August 06, 2016 11:29AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 12:59PM
Nachos/cheese plus ice cream watching the Olympics. It's easy to get distracted and screw up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
threadwatch # 2
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Date: August 06, 2016 01:03PM
How come sliced onion doesn't post here any more?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 01:24PM
Great cartoons Mr.B!
Diced remember our guts control our brains, not the other way around.
Sadly this past spring we lost our brother in bowel Sliced Onion. He passed away I believe in March or April and is missed. He was a brown friend to all here.
Diced remember our guts control our brains, not the other way around.
Sadly this past spring we lost our brother in bowel Sliced Onion. He passed away I believe in March or April and is missed. He was a brown friend to all here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
hiImaScaTfreAk
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Date: August 06, 2016 02:02PM
No, they are not 'great cartoons.'
poop, starfish, midwives hiImaScaTfreAk
poop, starfish, midwives hiImaScaTfreAk
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Kathleen
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Date: August 06, 2016 02:55PM
I am a retired nurse and I know that this particular disease has fallen through the cracks. Not one doctor I’ve seen has ever considered this a real problem. It is absolutely devastating and my prayers are with you all. As I nurse I have surely seen death and many friends and family suffer with cancer, stroke, heart attack, and more. Well I feel guilty because I am complaining about this problem. I wish one doctor would dedicate their education to helping people who suffer from chronic constipation. I believe there is a cure waiting for us. However, it is not a top priority disease. I have nightmares of living long enough to end up in a nursing home wondering who will care about my pain. It is debilitating, depressing, agonizing, and so misdiagnosed. Taking a hot water enema is the only safe relief, yet it will cause dependency just as stimulants, or any other laxative. People actually find this to be amusing and think we are obsessed with our bowel movements. I can assure you that if you stop having them, you too will become obsessed. I will simply pray for a better day and again thank God that I am here. Please don't give up hope. Someone else's situation is always worse. I pray for a medical break through that will give us the quality of life that welcomes in the dawn. I still love life even when it seems life doesn't love me,
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 03:48PM
Kathleen Wrote:
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> I am a retired nurse and I know that this
> particular disease has fallen through the cracks.
> Not one doctor I’ve seen has ever considered
> this a real problem. It is absolutely devastating
> and my prayers are with you all. As I nurse I have
> surely seen death and many friends and family
> suffer with cancer, stroke, heart attack, and
> more. Well I feel guilty because I am complaining
> about this problem. I wish one doctor would
> dedicate their education to helping people who
> suffer from chronic constipation. I believe there
> is a cure waiting for us. However, it is not a top
> priority disease. I have nightmares of living long
> enough to end up in a nursing home wondering who
> will care about my pain. It is debilitating,
> depressing, agonizing, and so misdiagnosed. Taking
> a hot water enema is the only safe relief, yet it
> will cause dependency just as stimulants, or any
> other laxative. People actually find this to be
> amusing and think we are obsessed with our bowel
> movements. I can assure you that if you stop
> having them, you too will become obsessed. I will
> simply pray for a better day and again thank God
> that I am here. Please don't give up hope. Someone
> else's situation is always worse. I pray for a
> medical break through that will give us the
> quality of life that welcomes in the dawn. I still
> love life even when it seems life doesn't love me,
Kathleen, thank you for uplifting both my bowels and spirits!
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> I am a retired nurse and I know that this
> particular disease has fallen through the cracks.
> Not one doctor I’ve seen has ever considered
> this a real problem. It is absolutely devastating
> and my prayers are with you all. As I nurse I have
> surely seen death and many friends and family
> suffer with cancer, stroke, heart attack, and
> more. Well I feel guilty because I am complaining
> about this problem. I wish one doctor would
> dedicate their education to helping people who
> suffer from chronic constipation. I believe there
> is a cure waiting for us. However, it is not a top
> priority disease. I have nightmares of living long
> enough to end up in a nursing home wondering who
> will care about my pain. It is debilitating,
> depressing, agonizing, and so misdiagnosed. Taking
> a hot water enema is the only safe relief, yet it
> will cause dependency just as stimulants, or any
> other laxative. People actually find this to be
> amusing and think we are obsessed with our bowel
> movements. I can assure you that if you stop
> having them, you too will become obsessed. I will
> simply pray for a better day and again thank God
> that I am here. Please don't give up hope. Someone
> else's situation is always worse. I pray for a
> medical break through that will give us the
> quality of life that welcomes in the dawn. I still
> love life even when it seems life doesn't love me,
Kathleen, thank you for uplifting both my bowels and spirits!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 07:14PM
When you have a crap, the size of locust supporter Gerry Connolly, couldn't it at least be rainbow color?
It's unreal to think of Kathleens comments earlier. She has inspired me to continue to educate IBS awareness, and while churches and other public forums are uncomfortable with my Bristol Stool Guide posters and slides, I'm not going to give up.
It might be time to have my two minutes of free discussion with the board of supervisors and talk about my bowel problems. Who knows maybe one of them has IBS and would show an interest in their 33 feet of plumbing.
It's unreal to think of Kathleens comments earlier. She has inspired me to continue to educate IBS awareness, and while churches and other public forums are uncomfortable with my Bristol Stool Guide posters and slides, I'm not going to give up.
It might be time to have my two minutes of free discussion with the board of supervisors and talk about my bowel problems. Who knows maybe one of them has IBS and would show an interest in their 33 feet of plumbing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fetish thread
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Date: August 06, 2016 10:00PM
bunch of whiners and scat freaks. Honestly. Kathleen, dont be fooled the people (really only one or two posting under different names) just like to talk about elimination. Its all about saying immature things like 'call the midwives' or 'brown starfish' - the actual affliction is secondary. This isnt a support thread its a fetish thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fetishism
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Date: August 06, 2016 10:02PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scat Onion
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Date: August 06, 2016 10:33PM
Brown Onion posts under the same name in s scat fetish forum. Same dude who posts under most of the names in here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowel houndmaster
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Date: August 07, 2016 06:29AM
Ardelyx* is conducting a clinical research study to evaluate the effectiveness and safety of tenapanor for constipation predominant Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS-C).
http://www.t3mpo-ibsc.com/default?lp=N1
http://www.t3mpo-ibsc.com/default?lp=N1
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 07, 2016 07:05AM
Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes here, I wish you IBS for one day.
This isn't about shit rather our underperforming and betraying bowels.
This isn't about shit rather our underperforming and betraying bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Kathleen
()
Date: August 07, 2016 08:44AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes here, I
> wish you IBS for one day.
>
>
> This isn't about shit rather our underperforming
> and betraying bowels.
I have looked through some of the previous pages on this board and I see a fair amount of humor as well as some hate from some people but I get the feeling that most of the people here are true victims of ibs.
People who have normal bowels really have no point of reference to understand our suffering. If I could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those are not for sale. People who have never experienced crippling constipation cannot understand that.
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> Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes here, I
> wish you IBS for one day.
>
>
> This isn't about shit rather our underperforming
> and betraying bowels.
I have looked through some of the previous pages on this board and I see a fair amount of humor as well as some hate from some people but I get the feeling that most of the people here are true victims of ibs.
People who have normal bowels really have no point of reference to understand our suffering. If I could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those are not for sale. People who have never experienced crippling constipation cannot understand that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 07, 2016 09:05AM
Kathleen Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes here,
> I
> > wish you IBS for one day.
> >
> >
> > This isn't about shit rather our
> underperforming
> > and betraying bowels.
>
>
> I have looked through some of the previous pages
> on this board and I see a fair amount of humor as
> well as some hate from some people but I get the
> feeling that most of the people here are true
> victims of ibs.
> People who have normal bowels really have no point
> of reference to understand our suffering. If I
> could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly
> hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those are
> not for sale. People who have never experienced
> crippling constipation cannot understand that.
Yes those with superior bowels Kathleen show contempt for all of us with IBS.
I'd like to personally welcome you here, you aren't alone, as there are a lot of us whom have IBS of pushing our mid sized SUVs or the other splattery variety. Either way I don't discriminate and a lot of others here are supportive.
With your background, perhaps could you let us know why butt doctors are such assholes?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes here,
> I
> > wish you IBS for one day.
> >
> >
> > This isn't about shit rather our
> underperforming
> > and betraying bowels.
>
>
> I have looked through some of the previous pages
> on this board and I see a fair amount of humor as
> well as some hate from some people but I get the
> feeling that most of the people here are true
> victims of ibs.
> People who have normal bowels really have no point
> of reference to understand our suffering. If I
> could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly
> hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those are
> not for sale. People who have never experienced
> crippling constipation cannot understand that.
Yes those with superior bowels Kathleen show contempt for all of us with IBS.
I'd like to personally welcome you here, you aren't alone, as there are a lot of us whom have IBS of pushing our mid sized SUVs or the other splattery variety. Either way I don't discriminate and a lot of others here are supportive.
With your background, perhaps could you let us know why butt doctors are such assholes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dive
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Date: August 07, 2016 09:32AM
Hey all, this is dive bomber. The charging cord to my laptop that has my password saved on it went bad but I have a new one from Amazon coming. Looking forward to catching up with you guys.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 07, 2016 09:38AM
Dive Wrote:
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> Hey all, this is dive bomber. The charging cord to
> my laptop that has my password saved on it went
> bad but I have a new one from Amazon coming.
> Looking forward to catching up with you guys.
Can't wait to hear from you dive. Hope your move, bowels and yellow groan throne are alright.
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> Hey all, this is dive bomber. The charging cord to
> my laptop that has my password saved on it went
> bad but I have a new one from Amazon coming.
> Looking forward to catching up with you guys.
Can't wait to hear from you dive. Hope your move, bowels and yellow groan throne are alright.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
aspiring scat humorist
()
Date: August 07, 2016 09:42AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Kathleen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes
> here,
> > I
> > > wish you IBS for one day.
> > >
> > >
> > > This isn't about shit rather our
> > underperforming
> > > and betraying bowels.
> >
> >
> > I have looked through some of the previous
> pages
> > on this board and I see a fair amount of humor
> as
> > well as some hate from some people but I get
> the
> > feeling that most of the people here are true
> > victims of ibs.
> > People who have normal bowels really have no
> point
> > of reference to understand our suffering. If I
> > could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly
> > hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those
> are
> > not for sale. People who have never experienced
> > crippling constipation cannot understand that.
>
> Yes those with superior bowels Kathleen show
> contempt for all of us with IBS.
>
> I'd like to personally welcome you here, you
> aren't alone, as there are a lot of us whom have
> IBS of pushing our mid sized SUVs or the other
> splattery variety. Either way I don't discriminate
> and a lot of others here are supportive.
>
> With your background, perhaps could you let us
> know why butt doctors are such assholes?
See Kathleen, I told you (see bolded text above). This thread is about five year old potty talk not medical problems. BTW you will only be talking to one or maybe two other real people under a variety of dumb names like 'Brown Onion'. So welcome, if you are not just another nom de plume of the aspiring scat humorist (and I use that word under protest).
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> Kathleen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone who accuses people of scat fetishes
> here,
> > I
> > > wish you IBS for one day.
> > >
> > >
> > > This isn't about shit rather our
> > underperforming
> > > and betraying bowels.
> >
> >
> > I have looked through some of the previous
> pages
> > on this board and I see a fair amount of humor
> as
> > well as some hate from some people but I get
> the
> > feeling that most of the people here are true
> > victims of ibs.
> > People who have normal bowels really have no
> point
> > of reference to understand our suffering. If I
> > could buy a great bowel movement I would gladly
> > hand over $5,000 for it right now, sadly those
> are
> > not for sale. People who have never experienced
> > crippling constipation cannot understand that.
>
> Yes those with superior bowels Kathleen show
> contempt for all of us with IBS.
>
> I'd like to personally welcome you here, you
> aren't alone, as there are a lot of us whom have
> IBS of pushing our mid sized SUVs or the other
> splattery variety. Either way I don't discriminate
> and a lot of others here are supportive.
>
> With your background, perhaps could you let us
> know why butt doctors are such assholes?
See Kathleen, I told you (see bolded text above). This thread is about five year old potty talk not medical problems. BTW you will only be talking to one or maybe two other real people under a variety of dumb names like 'Brown Onion'. So welcome, if you are not just another nom de plume of the aspiring scat humorist (and I use that word under protest).
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 07, 2016 09:45AM
We still have yet to hear about your bowels.
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Anon Doc.
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Date: August 07, 2016 11:50AM
I happen to agree with the write up, that suggested the banality of this nonsense. There are psychiatric resources available, or perhaps if you wish to talk about such issues, some things are best left private.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
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Date: August 07, 2016 02:16PM
Any mucous available on public/non medical sites?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: August 07, 2016 03:30PM
Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Disease, famine, AIDS. And yet a sore butt somehow equals those. You are all fucked up!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The real supporter
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Date: August 07, 2016 08:58PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Disease, famine,
> AIDS. And yet a sore butt somehow equals those.
> You are all fucked up!
You are such an insensitive asshole. Yes those are worse but you don't marginalize what they go thru. Fucking asshole.
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> Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Disease, famine,
> AIDS. And yet a sore butt somehow equals those.
> You are all fucked up!
You are such an insensitive asshole. Yes those are worse but you don't marginalize what they go thru. Fucking asshole.
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 08, 2016 06:50AM
The real supporter Wrote:
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> > Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Disease,
> famine,
> > AIDS. And yet a sore butt somehow equals those.
> > You are all fucked up!
>
>
> You are such an insensitive asshole. Yes those are
> worse but you don't marginalize what they go thru.
> Fucking asshole.
Thank you as a person with cardiac and bowel problems, those are serious. But so are our asses and one day our bowels will be respected.
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> Wally Joyner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Disease,
> famine,
> > AIDS. And yet a sore butt somehow equals those.
> > You are all fucked up!
>
>
> You are such an insensitive asshole. Yes those are
> worse but you don't marginalize what they go thru.
> Fucking asshole.
Thank you as a person with cardiac and bowel problems, those are serious. But so are our asses and one day our bowels will be respected.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: August 08, 2016 09:05AM
Morning BiBs, and welcome to the group Kathleen!
As far as the trolls...just ignore them. Not worth our time.
As far as the trolls...just ignore them. Not worth our time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BrownScallionpoopiepants
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Date: August 08, 2016 10:25AM
Hi, I have a serious medical problem and Id like to discuss it here. Midwives, brown starfish, splatter, SUV-sized movements, howling like wolf straining at bowels etc.
Please do not make fun of my condition, its very serious. Poop, splatter, donald-trump-sized movement, broken toilet. Tee hee tee hee.
PS I never eat any fiber, exercise nor do I properly hydrate and I eat 99% processed high-fat foods.
Please do not make fun of my condition, its very serious. Poop, splatter, donald-trump-sized movement, broken toilet. Tee hee tee hee.
PS I never eat any fiber, exercise nor do I properly hydrate and I eat 99% processed high-fat foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blown Onion
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Date: August 08, 2016 11:23AM
Brown Onion is a phony racist prick with perfect bowels. He simply comes on here to ridicule the less-fortunate in between posting in the Mike Omeara thread. Ignore him at all costs.
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Posted by:
#ohmystarfishpoopImSerious
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Date: August 08, 2016 01:14PM
Blown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion is a phony racist prick with perfect
> bowels. He simply comes on here to ridicule the
> less-fortunate in between posting in the Mike
> Omeara thread. Ignore him at all costs.
Dont forget homophobic - he made fun of the murder victims at Pulse the FL bar where dozens of innocent people were slaughtered. #ohmystarfishpoopImSeriousaboutMyDisease
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> Brown Onion is a phony racist prick with perfect
> bowels. He simply comes on here to ridicule the
> less-fortunate in between posting in the Mike
> Omeara thread. Ignore him at all costs.
Dont forget homophobic - he made fun of the murder victims at Pulse the FL bar where dozens of innocent people were slaughtered. #ohmystarfishpoopImSeriousaboutMyDisease
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 08, 2016 02:12PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs, and welcome to the group Kathleen!
>
> As far as the trolls...just ignore them. Not
> worth our time.
True although I want to fling shit at them .
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> Morning BiBs, and welcome to the group Kathleen!
>
> As far as the trolls...just ignore them. Not
> worth our time.
True although I want to fling shit at them .
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dingles
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Date: August 08, 2016 10:40PM
The dingleberries are a ass pain for sure
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Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: August 09, 2016 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy was just reading Kathleen's post and 5am guys heart goes out to her and the other sufferers here.
5am guy does have a little trouble with bowels but not to an extreme level that some of the BiB's here do. 5am guy would like to welcome Kathleen as a sister in bowels or a "SiB".
5am guy has now had two sessions with a psychiatric doctor. The doctor thinks that 5am guy is a little different because 5am guy went through a tragic experience where 5am guys older sister was killed in a car crash when 5am guy was just 8 years old. She thinks that experience is why 5am guy lives alone and works alone.
5am guys boss actually apologized for interrupting 5am guys pooping session a couple weeks back. He said the whale song and lava lamp in the bathroom are okay with him. 5am guy thought that was nice.
5am guy does have a little trouble with bowels but not to an extreme level that some of the BiB's here do. 5am guy would like to welcome Kathleen as a sister in bowels or a "SiB".
5am guy has now had two sessions with a psychiatric doctor. The doctor thinks that 5am guy is a little different because 5am guy went through a tragic experience where 5am guys older sister was killed in a car crash when 5am guy was just 8 years old. She thinks that experience is why 5am guy lives alone and works alone.
5am guys boss actually apologized for interrupting 5am guys pooping session a couple weeks back. He said the whale song and lava lamp in the bathroom are okay with him. 5am guy thought that was nice.
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Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: August 09, 2016 08:34AM
Sorry to hear about your sister 5am, but nice to hear your boss is OK with the whale songs and lava lamp.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 09, 2016 08:41AM
I echo deadly combos sentiments 5 am. And am sorry but think your regimen for your rectum is a good one.
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Posted by:
harvester-sized movement
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Date: August 09, 2016 09:48AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy was just
> reading Kathleen's post and 5am guys heart goes
> out to her and the other sufferers here.
> 5am guy does have a little trouble with bowels but
> not to an extreme level that some of the BiB's
> here do. 5am guy would like to welcome Kathleen as
> a sister in bowels or a "SiB".
>
> 5am guy has now had two sessions with a
> psychiatric doctor. The doctor thinks that 5am guy
> is a little different because 5am guy went through
> a tragic experience where 5am guys older sister
> was killed in a car crash when 5am guy was just 8
> years old. She thinks that experience is why 5am
> guy lives alone and works alone.
>
> 5am guys boss actually apologized for interrupting
> 5am guys pooping session a couple weeks back. He
> said the whale song and lava lamp in the bathroom
> are okay with him. 5am guy thought that was nice.
What does the shrink make of your talking in the 3rd person???
poop, brown starfish,, groan-throne etc...
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> Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy was just
> reading Kathleen's post and 5am guys heart goes
> out to her and the other sufferers here.
> 5am guy does have a little trouble with bowels but
> not to an extreme level that some of the BiB's
> here do. 5am guy would like to welcome Kathleen as
> a sister in bowels or a "SiB".
>
> 5am guy has now had two sessions with a
> psychiatric doctor. The doctor thinks that 5am guy
> is a little different because 5am guy went through
> a tragic experience where 5am guys older sister
> was killed in a car crash when 5am guy was just 8
> years old. She thinks that experience is why 5am
> guy lives alone and works alone.
>
> 5am guys boss actually apologized for interrupting
> 5am guys pooping session a couple weeks back. He
> said the whale song and lava lamp in the bathroom
> are okay with him. 5am guy thought that was nice.
What does the shrink make of your talking in the 3rd person???
poop, brown starfish,, groan-throne etc...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
KLjje
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Date: August 09, 2016 09:58AM
4 inch diameter shit irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXOkwHTPua8
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Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: August 09, 2016 05:38PM
Eggs Benedict. Bad bad idea.
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Posted by:
High fat no fiber
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Date: August 09, 2016 06:38PM
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> Eggs Benedict. Bad bad idea.
High fat no fiber - just as I suspected. If you really had IBS you wouldnt eat that particular breakfast food. What is for dinner Spare Ribs smothered in sugar bbq sauce, french fries and a SuperGulp???
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> Eggs Benedict. Bad bad idea.
High fat no fiber - just as I suspected. If you really had IBS you wouldnt eat that particular breakfast food. What is for dinner Spare Ribs smothered in sugar bbq sauce, french fries and a SuperGulp???
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 09, 2016 06:38PM
I just wish my rear end would stop swelling.
My bowels just feel awful. I wish I could trade in for a new set.
My bowels just feel awful. I wish I could trade in for a new set.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Kathleen Baker
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Date: August 09, 2016 06:42PM
Woman Swimmer battling Chron's wins Silver Medal!!!
Baker has recently made public her fight against Crohn’s disease – a chronic inflammatory condition of the gastrointestinal tract. She has undergone years of various treatments and practice adjustments to continue her swimming career.)
Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/olympics/article94503017.html#storylink=cpy
Baker has recently made public her fight against Crohn’s disease – a chronic inflammatory condition of the gastrointestinal tract. She has undergone years of various treatments and practice adjustments to continue her swimming career.
Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/olympics/article94503017.html#storylink=cpy
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 09, 2016 07:44PM
Kathleen Baker Wrote:
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> Woman Swimmer battling Chron's wins Silver
> Medal!!!
>
> Baker has recently made public her fight against
> Crohn’s disease – a chronic inflammatory
> condition of the gastrointestinal tract. She has
> undergone years of various treatments and practice
> adjustments to continue her swimming
> career.)
>
> Read more here:
> http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/olympics/a
> rticle94503017.html#storylink=cpy
Thank you for such an uplifting post. Truly incredible. Now she has a silver in addition to a brown medal.
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> Woman Swimmer battling Chron's wins Silver
> Medal!!!
>
> Baker has recently made public her fight against
> Crohn’s disease – a chronic inflammatory
> condition of the gastrointestinal tract. She has
> undergone years of various treatments and practice
> adjustments to continue her swimming
> career.
>
> Read more here:
> http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/olympics/a
> rticle94503017.html#storylink=cpy
Thank you for such an uplifting post. Truly incredible. Now she has a silver in addition to a brown medal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
9vVpF
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Date: August 09, 2016 09:26PM
Two foods that are bad for myself are:
1. The Chik-Fil-A spicy chicken sandwich. Someone at work would bring them in for breakfast every once and a while and I tried it twice. The first time I was shitting my brains out on another floor in the office bldg so no one that I work with was around or at least less of a chance. Thank good the handicap stall has grab bars. Less that 4 hours after eating, a torrent of hot molten excrement exploded forth into the bowl. The second time I ate one, figuring the first time might have been an anomaly, I worked half day and then had to go somewhere. I instantly had to find a gas station and use the women's room as the men's was occupied. There was no stopping the lava. I barely made it. Thank God that Chik-Fil-A has decided to remove it from it's menu.
2. Apple juice. Generally, if I drink it, it goes right through me. I drank 2/3rd's of a liter tonight and I had to piss out my butt within 1.5 hours. I started being gassy, but then there was the gurgling, followed by the feeling of not being sure if you are going to have a big fart or piss out the butt. Always better to be safe than sorry. Now for the rest of the evening, I am on alert.
1. The Chik-Fil-A spicy chicken sandwich. Someone at work would bring them in for breakfast every once and a while and I tried it twice. The first time I was shitting my brains out on another floor in the office bldg so no one that I work with was around or at least less of a chance. Thank good the handicap stall has grab bars. Less that 4 hours after eating, a torrent of hot molten excrement exploded forth into the bowl. The second time I ate one, figuring the first time might have been an anomaly, I worked half day and then had to go somewhere. I instantly had to find a gas station and use the women's room as the men's was occupied. There was no stopping the lava. I barely made it. Thank God that Chik-Fil-A has decided to remove it from it's menu.
2. Apple juice. Generally, if I drink it, it goes right through me. I drank 2/3rd's of a liter tonight and I had to piss out my butt within 1.5 hours. I started being gassy, but then there was the gurgling, followed by the feeling of not being sure if you are going to have a big fart or piss out the butt. Always better to be safe than sorry. Now for the rest of the evening, I am on alert.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 09, 2016 09:50PM
Oh the spicy sandwich was a bowel battering buster. Oh wow that led to grown men, to have shaky legs and screaming fits, at groan thrones across the fruited plains.
It seems you have the messier form of IBS. I am sorry apple juice tears your bowels into a Granny Smith. Does orange juice do the same?
It seems you have the messier form of IBS. I am sorry apple juice tears your bowels into a Granny Smith. Does orange juice do the same?
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Posted by:
u6yHW
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Date: August 09, 2016 11:22PM
No IBS but my sister does have colitis and I don't have that either. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Talk about clearing out a bathroom with foul odors, the kind where you do not joke when saying "That's not right!".
Orange juice has never done it. I can drink the same size 10 or 12 oz bottle of AJ and it will go through me some times, others not. OJ has never been a problem other than the acidity sometimes giving me a little heartburn.
Orange juice has never done it. I can drink the same size 10 or 12 oz bottle of AJ and it will go through me some times, others not. OJ has never been a problem other than the acidity sometimes giving me a little heartburn.
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Posted by:
hungry herman
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Date: August 10, 2016 05:45AM
If youse guyz goes to the beach or williamsburg youse got to eat at captinn georges buffet cauze they got it all. they got fish an ahellfish an beef an pork an chicken an egg rolls an cheesecake and its all good for your bowels.
https://captaingeorges.com/
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Brown Onion
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Date: August 10, 2016 06:13AM
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> If youse guyz goes to the beach or williamsburg
> youse got to eat at captinn georges buffet cauze
> they got it all. they got fish an ahellfish an
> beef an pork an chicken an egg rolls an cheesecake
> and its all good for your bowels.
>
>
> https://captaingeorges.com/
That looks like a minefield of horrors.
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> If youse guyz goes to the beach or williamsburg
> youse got to eat at captinn georges buffet cauze
> they got it all. they got fish an ahellfish an
> beef an pork an chicken an egg rolls an cheesecake
> and its all good for your bowels.
>
>
> https://captaingeorges.com/
That looks like a minefield of horrors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: August 10, 2016 09:13AM
Only fifteen minutes in at work. I have a bad feeling I'm going to make a mess. It would be better to focus on work assignments.
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Posted by:
sofa-sized movement
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Date: August 10, 2016 09:51AM
Most people here just have no idea about proper nutrition or exercise. You eat fast food, drink liters of sugary juices. That would make any person have issues in the bathroom. Try fresh, locally sourced produce, no processed foods, very little sugar and meat only a few times a week. Focus on fiber and drinking filtered water. You will be fine.
Of course then you will not be able to come here and discuss bodily functions at the level of a 5 year old.
Poop, starfish, splatter, sofa-sized movement, midwives etc...
Of course then you will not be able to come here and discuss bodily functions at the level of a 5 year old.
Poop, starfish, splatter, sofa-sized movement, midwives etc...
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Posted by:
GWMDu
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Date: August 10, 2016 09:52AM
Farmers market today at Audrey Moore off Braddock 2-6pm. Lots of fresh fruit, veggies and local sourced meats and dairy.
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Posted by:
Black Underwear
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Date: August 10, 2016 10:03AM
Fuck you scat loving asshole!!
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 10, 2016 11:16AM
This is a time to bite down on the old chewed up leather belt, and hope the midwives are prepared for a birth out of my poor abused starfish.
This exit hole is going to have its work cut out for it. My bowels scream. They hurt as my intestines are being pushed to their breaking point.
I now understand what the antique water pipes in the district feel like.
This exit hole is going to have its work cut out for it. My bowels scream. They hurt as my intestines are being pushed to their breaking point.
I now understand what the antique water pipes in the district feel like.
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Date: August 10, 2016 11:23AM
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Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: August 10, 2016 11:43AM
Going on date tonight. Nervous about problems in underwear.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: August 10, 2016 04:44PM
Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a gasket?
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Posted by:
Hambone Pilgrim
()
Date: August 10, 2016 11:06PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a gasket?
How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass. That will fix it.
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> Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a gasket?
How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass. That will fix it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 11, 2016 08:49AM
Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a gasket?
>
>
> How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass. That
> will fix it.
Entrance only.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a gasket?
>
>
> How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass. That
> will fix it.
Entrance only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: August 11, 2016 05:05PM
Work is getting to be impossible. All cleaning time and afraid my boss will bring this up at my next performance review.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: August 11, 2016 05:41PM
Scat scat scat scat feces fuck you
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Posted by:
cXLxb
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Date: August 11, 2016 08:34PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
no surprise the way you are obsessed with your ass.
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
no surprise the way you are obsessed with your ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hambone Pilgrim
()
Date: August 11, 2016 09:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
He openly admits he's a HOMO...As if it wasn't obvious.
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.
He openly admits he's a HOMO...As if it wasn't obvious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion is a Homosexual
()
Date: August 12, 2016 11:20AM
Brown Onion is a Homosexual - not a thing wrong with that but why does he like to talk about potty stuff so much?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2016 11:39AM
Nope, but I'm interested in learning about your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 12, 2016 11:51AM
TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rump rider/ridee
()
Date: August 12, 2016 02:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Nope, but I'm interested in learning about your
> bowels.
you said your butt was 'entrance only' - your a rump rider/ridee
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> Nope, but I'm interested in learning about your
> bowels.
you said your butt was 'entrance only' - your a rump rider/ridee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2016 03:09PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly
> weekend!
Agreed. TGIF for my working brothers in bowel. How is your set of bowels behaving deadly.
Wish me luck and call the folks at Guinness World Records. We might have a new one.
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> TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly
> weekend!
Agreed. TGIF for my working brothers in bowel. How is your set of bowels behaving deadly.
Wish me luck and call the folks at Guinness World Records. We might have a new one.
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2016 03:10PM
rump rider/ridee Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Nope, but I'm interested in learning about your
> > bowels.
>
>
> you said your butt was 'entrance only' - your a
> rump rider/ridee
You are correct about my mistake.Exit only time to get better bifocals.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Nope, but I'm interested in learning about your
> > bowels.
>
>
> you said your butt was 'entrance only' - your a
> rump rider/ridee
You are correct about my mistake.Exit only time to get better bifocals.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: August 12, 2016 03:25PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
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> > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly
> > weekend!
>
>
> Agreed. TGIF for my working brothers in bowel. How
> is your set of bowels behaving deadly.
>
> Wish me luck and call the folks at Guinness World
> Records. We might have a new one.
Bowels are just fine on this end (pun intended). Fingers crossed for minimal starfish abuse for you this weekend, BO.
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a bowel-friendly
> > weekend!
>
>
> Agreed. TGIF for my working brothers in bowel. How
> is your set of bowels behaving deadly.
>
> Wish me luck and call the folks at Guinness World
> Records. We might have a new one.
Bowels are just fine on this end (pun intended). Fingers crossed for minimal starfish abuse for you this weekend, BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Amicks Willoughby
()
Date: August 12, 2016 03:28PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Deadly combo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a
> bowel-friendly
> > > weekend!
> >
> >
> > Agreed. TGIF for my working brothers in bowel.
> How
> > is your set of bowels behaving deadly.
> >
> > Wish me luck and call the folks at Guinness
> World
> > Records. We might have a new one.
>
> Bowels are just fine on this end (pun intended).
> Fingers crossed for minimal starfish abuse for you
> this weekend, BO.
If you would stop sticking things in your bum, you may find life will get easier.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Deadly combo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a
> bowel-friendly
> > > weekend!
> >
> >
> > Agreed. TGIF for my working brothers in bowel.
> How
> > is your set of bowels behaving deadly.
> >
> > Wish me luck and call the folks at Guinness
> World
> > Records. We might have a new one.
>
> Bowels are just fine on this end (pun intended).
> Fingers crossed for minimal starfish abuse for you
> this weekend, BO.
If you would stop sticking things in your bum, you may find life will get easier.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2016 04:24PM
Other than a ass doctors thick fingers nothing goes up there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2016 07:03PM
I should avoid Denny's grand slam. $3.99 sounds good until later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: August 12, 2016 09:34PM
It's time to perhaps add to my will, an addendum about bowel emergencies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Foley
()
Date: August 12, 2016 11:46PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's time to perhaps add to my will, an addendum
> about bowel emergencies.
You definitely need to figure out who inherits the various items you have stuck up your ass.
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> It's time to perhaps add to my will, an addendum
> about bowel emergencies.
You definitely need to figure out who inherits the various items you have stuck up your ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: August 13, 2016 03:58AM
Hi all! 5 am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy just got back from Denny's. The guy who cooks at the local Denny's says that he learned to cook in prison and he cooked 5am guy a special dish that is not currently on the menu called bacon cheeseburger fries. 5am guy ate a big plate-full of them. We will see how this turns out, the lava lamp has been plugged in for hours now and is starting to heat up and 5am guy is going to try some tropical rain-forest sound effects this time.
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