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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 01, 2016 07:14AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think a train just fell out of my ass.
You have my sympathy Brown.
I have been dealing with leakage the past 12 hours or so. It's hard to sleep with a third of a roll of bounty paper towels firmly wedged in your ass-crack.
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> I think a train just fell out of my ass.
You have my sympathy Brown.
I have been dealing with leakage the past 12 hours or so. It's hard to sleep with a third of a roll of bounty paper towels firmly wedged in your ass-crack.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2016 08:29AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think a train just fell out of my ass.
>
>
> You have my sympathy Brown.
>
> I have been dealing with leakage the past 12 hours
> or so. It's hard to sleep with a third of a roll
> of bounty paper towels firmly wedged in your
> ass-crack.
Damn Dive. Although cleaner than dirty rags from an automotive shop,that has to be uncomfortable.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think a train just fell out of my ass.
>
>
> You have my sympathy Brown.
>
> I have been dealing with leakage the past 12 hours
> or so. It's hard to sleep with a third of a roll
> of bounty paper towels firmly wedged in your
> ass-crack.
Damn Dive. Although cleaner than dirty rags from an automotive shop,that has to be uncomfortable.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
court order
()
Date: May 01, 2016 09:52AM
This thread may end up being the only forum not removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
Best of Bowel health to all.
Best of Bowel health to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2016 10:58AM
court order Wrote:
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> This thread may end up being the only forum not
> removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
>
> Best of Bowel health to all.
That would be wonderful. The court reporter would probably type with a clothes pin on their nose, but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age bracket for IBS.
Enter my groan throne to the discovery documents.
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> This thread may end up being the only forum not
> removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
>
> Best of Bowel health to all.
That would be wonderful. The court reporter would probably type with a clothes pin on their nose, but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age bracket for IBS.
Enter my groan throne to the discovery documents.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO is a fake
()
Date: May 01, 2016 11:36AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> court order Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread may end up being the only forum not
> > removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
> >
> > Best of Bowel health to all.
>
>
> That would be wonderful. The court reporter would
> probably type with a clothes pin on their nose,
> but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age
> bracket for IBS.
>
> Enter my groan throne to the discovery documents.
Unlike the bowel trodden patrons of this thread, you are a phony troll. You should be incarcerated for your turd-tales.
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> court order Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This thread may end up being the only forum not
> > removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
> >
> > Best of Bowel health to all.
>
>
> That would be wonderful. The court reporter would
> probably type with a clothes pin on their nose,
> but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age
> bracket for IBS.
>
> Enter my groan throne to the discovery documents.
Unlike the bowel trodden patrons of this thread, you are a phony troll. You should be incarcerated for your turd-tales.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2016 12:52PM
BO is a fake Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > court order Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This thread may end up being the only forum
> not
> > > removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
> > >
> > > Best of Bowel health to all.
> >
> >
> > That would be wonderful. The court reporter
> would
> > probably type with a clothes pin on their nose,
> > but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age
> > bracket for IBS.
> >
> > Enter my groan throne to the discovery
> documents.
>
> Unlike the bowel trodden patrons of this thread,
> you are a phony troll. You should be incarcerated
> for your turd-tales.
Yes years of growing up in the 50s, going to Nam, and spending large amounts of time on the groan throne are bullshit.
How are your bowels? Are you familiar with the Bristol Stool Guide, rectal mirrors, nerve endings in the rectim, anatomy of your large and small intestine or the plumbing pipes associated with bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > court order Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This thread may end up being the only forum
> not
> > > removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
> > >
> > > Best of Bowel health to all.
> >
> >
> > That would be wonderful. The court reporter
> would
> > probably type with a clothes pin on their nose,
> > but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age
> > bracket for IBS.
> >
> > Enter my groan throne to the discovery
> documents.
>
> Unlike the bowel trodden patrons of this thread,
> you are a phony troll. You should be incarcerated
> for your turd-tales.
Yes years of growing up in the 50s, going to Nam, and spending large amounts of time on the groan throne are bullshit.
How are your bowels? Are you familiar with the Bristol Stool Guide, rectal mirrors, nerve endings in the rectim, anatomy of your large and small intestine or the plumbing pipes associated with bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 01, 2016 01:52PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> BO is a fake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > court order Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This thread may end up being the only forum
> > not
> > > > removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
>
> > > >
> > > > Best of Bowel health to all.
> > >
> > >
> > > That would be wonderful. The court reporter
> > would
> > > probably type with a clothes pin on their
> nose,
> > > but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age
> > > bracket for IBS.
> > >
> > > Enter my groan throne to the discovery
> > documents.
> >
> > Unlike the bowel trodden patrons of this
> thread,
> > you are a phony troll. You should be
> incarcerated
> > for your turd-tales.
>
>
> Yes years of growing up in the 50s, going to Nam,
> and spending large amounts of time on the groan
> throne are bullshit.
>
> How are your bowels? Are you familiar with the
> Bristol Stool Guide, rectal mirrors, nerve endings
> in the rectim, anatomy of your large and small
> intestine or the plumbing pipes associated with
> bowels?
WebMD is starting to look valuable, in comparison to these obtuse write ups.
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> BO is a fake Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > court order Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This thread may end up being the only forum
> > not
> > > > removed by court order - ironic I suppose.
>
> > > >
> > > > Best of Bowel health to all.
> > >
> > >
> > > That would be wonderful. The court reporter
> > would
> > > probably type with a clothes pin on their
> nose,
> > > but judges in Fairfax are in the perfect age
> > > bracket for IBS.
> > >
> > > Enter my groan throne to the discovery
> > documents.
> >
> > Unlike the bowel trodden patrons of this
> thread,
> > you are a phony troll. You should be
> incarcerated
> > for your turd-tales.
>
>
> Yes years of growing up in the 50s, going to Nam,
> and spending large amounts of time on the groan
> throne are bullshit.
>
> How are your bowels? Are you familiar with the
> Bristol Stool Guide, rectal mirrors, nerve endings
> in the rectim, anatomy of your large and small
> intestine or the plumbing pipes associated with
> bowels?
WebMD is starting to look valuable, in comparison to these obtuse write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: May 01, 2016 02:18PM
Familiar
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: May 01, 2016 03:47PM
That looks like my bowels after fried chicken and chocolate custard ice cream.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2016 08:49AM
Diced I agree. That's a gigantic shit.
More later as I'm about to break a Guinness record.
More later as I'm about to break a Guinness record.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2016 10:45AM
That was literally the battle of the bulge, Normandy wrapped up in one.
There's ice on my overly stretched out rectum. My bowels weigh considerably less, but there's still a stinging sensation in the pipes. My abdominal region is sore as that was like pushing an anvil through a straw.
There's ice on my overly stretched out rectum. My bowels weigh considerably less, but there's still a stinging sensation in the pipes. My abdominal region is sore as that was like pushing an anvil through a straw.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 02, 2016 12:21PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> God in heaven above blessed me with a normal sized
> number 4 today. I may celebrate with some bonchon
> spicy legs and coleslaw.
>
> I'm thinking about driving to Vegas and back now
> that I'm temporarily retired. Anybody ever made
> that trip? I want to go only 300 or so miles a day
> and stop to see a few cool things along the way. I
> would appreciate any ideas.
Dive, check out www.roadtripamerica.com. Some friends of mine have used it to plan some extended trips across the USA.
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> God in heaven above blessed me with a normal sized
> number 4 today. I may celebrate with some bonchon
> spicy legs and coleslaw.
>
> I'm thinking about driving to Vegas and back now
> that I'm temporarily retired. Anybody ever made
> that trip? I want to go only 300 or so miles a day
> and stop to see a few cool things along the way. I
> would appreciate any ideas.
Dive, check out www.roadtripamerica.com. Some friends of mine have used it to plan some extended trips across the USA.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2016 01:41PM
That looks like a unique trip planner deadly.
How are your bowels?
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: May 02, 2016 03:46PM
Almost through the work day and I'm cleaning the bathroom again. Old and embarrassing. I wish there was something for this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowel freaks
()
Date: May 02, 2016 04:44PM
How much to you bowel freaks exercise. Im willing to bet everyone crying about their bowels is 50lbs over weight plus. I have an idea - try working out 6 days a week, and I dont mean a fucking 10 min. walk down the street. I mean 60-90 min workouts 3 days spaced by 25-45 min high intensity (80%+ HRR) workouts spaced in between.
Lots of water and minimal processed foods. No smoking or alcohol. limit coffee. Very little refined sugar. You can stop fretting over your bowels now...
Lots of water and minimal processed foods. No smoking or alcohol. limit coffee. Very little refined sugar. You can stop fretting over your bowels now...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Its not about solutions
()
Date: May 02, 2016 06:02PM
bowel freaks Wrote:
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> How much to you bowel freaks exercise. Im willing
> to bet everyone crying about their bowels is 50lbs
> over weight plus. I have an idea - try working
> out 6 days a week, and I dont mean a fucking 10
> min. walk down the street. I mean 60-90 min
> workouts 3 days spaced by 25-45 min high intensity
> (80%+ HRR) workouts spaced in between.
>
> Lots of water and minimal processed foods. No
> smoking or alcohol. limit coffee. Very little
> refined sugar. You can stop fretting over your
> bowels now...
I think their preferred path is to slowly kill themselves with crappy food and complain about their painful elimination. Its not about solutions, not even a little bit.
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> How much to you bowel freaks exercise. Im willing
> to bet everyone crying about their bowels is 50lbs
> over weight plus. I have an idea - try working
> out 6 days a week, and I dont mean a fucking 10
> min. walk down the street. I mean 60-90 min
> workouts 3 days spaced by 25-45 min high intensity
> (80%+ HRR) workouts spaced in between.
>
> Lots of water and minimal processed foods. No
> smoking or alcohol. limit coffee. Very little
> refined sugar. You can stop fretting over your
> bowels now...
I think their preferred path is to slowly kill themselves with crappy food and complain about their painful elimination. Its not about solutions, not even a little bit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 02, 2016 08:10PM
I have the clapper in my house, the life alert when I get off the groan throne, and take walks around the neighborhood. You ignorant assholes with superior bowels think you know everything but you dont.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 02, 2016 08:16PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God in heaven above blessed me with a normal
> sized
> > number 4 today. I may celebrate with some
> bonchon
> > spicy legs and coleslaw.
> >
> > I'm thinking about driving to Vegas and back
> now
> > that I'm temporarily retired. Anybody ever made
> > that trip? I want to go only 300 or so miles a
> day
> > and stop to see a few cool things along the way.
> I
> > would appreciate any ideas.
>
> Dive, check out www.roadtripamerica.com. Some
> friends of mine have used it to plan some extended
> trips across the USA.
Thanks Deadly! You got me thinking about planning a "Bowels across America" road trip. I'm just in the planning stages but I'm thinking this could be fun. I could make it into a IBS awareness journey and could post pictures and details of my trip right here. I would have to rely on Brown onion to decide what content should be included in the informational packets that I would leave in public restrooms across the country. Just imagine how many brown trodden people we could help!
Late summer or early fall is my target date right now.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God in heaven above blessed me with a normal
> sized
> > number 4 today. I may celebrate with some
> bonchon
> > spicy legs and coleslaw.
> >
> > I'm thinking about driving to Vegas and back
> now
> > that I'm temporarily retired. Anybody ever made
> > that trip? I want to go only 300 or so miles a
> day
> > and stop to see a few cool things along the way.
> I
> > would appreciate any ideas.
>
> Dive, check out www.roadtripamerica.com. Some
> friends of mine have used it to plan some extended
> trips across the USA.
Thanks Deadly! You got me thinking about planning a "Bowels across America" road trip. I'm just in the planning stages but I'm thinking this could be fun. I could make it into a IBS awareness journey and could post pictures and details of my trip right here. I would have to rely on Brown onion to decide what content should be included in the informational packets that I would leave in public restrooms across the country. Just imagine how many brown trodden people we could help!
Late summer or early fall is my target date right now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2016 12:08PM
Reminds me of the Charles Krauhemer trailer on Good Morning Today.
I guarantee you he had plumbing issues. This is a brilliant idea. Perhaps the trailer can be brown
I guarantee you he had plumbing issues. This is a brilliant idea. Perhaps the trailer can be brown
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 03, 2016 02:21PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That looks like a unique trip planner deadly.
>
> How are your bowels?
Bowels are fine today, BO, thanks for asking!
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> That looks like a unique trip planner deadly.
>
> How are your bowels?
Bowels are fine today, BO, thanks for asking!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 03, 2016 02:23PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > God in heaven above blessed me with a normal
> > sized
> > > number 4 today. I may celebrate with some
> > bonchon
> > > spicy legs and coleslaw.
> > >
> > > I'm thinking about driving to Vegas and back
> > now
> > > that I'm temporarily retired. Anybody ever
> made
> > > that trip? I want to go only 300 or so miles
> a
> > day
> > > and stop to see a few cool things along the
> way.
> > I
> > > would appreciate any ideas.
> >
> > Dive, check out www.roadtripamerica.com. Some
> > friends of mine have used it to plan some
> extended
> > trips across the USA.
>
>
> Thanks Deadly! You got me thinking about planning
> a "Bowels across America" road trip. I'm just in
> the planning stages but I'm thinking this could be
> fun. I could make it into a IBS awareness journey
> and could post pictures and details of my trip
> right here. I would have to rely on Brown onion to
> decide what content should be included in the
> informational packets that I would leave in public
> restrooms across the country. Just imagine how
> many brown trodden people we could help!
> Late summer or early fall is my target date right
> now.
I look forward to your missives from the road, Dive!
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > God in heaven above blessed me with a normal
> > sized
> > > number 4 today. I may celebrate with some
> > bonchon
> > > spicy legs and coleslaw.
> > >
> > > I'm thinking about driving to Vegas and back
> > now
> > > that I'm temporarily retired. Anybody ever
> made
> > > that trip? I want to go only 300 or so miles
> a
> > day
> > > and stop to see a few cool things along the
> way.
> > I
> > > would appreciate any ideas.
> >
> > Dive, check out www.roadtripamerica.com. Some
> > friends of mine have used it to plan some
> extended
> > trips across the USA.
>
>
> Thanks Deadly! You got me thinking about planning
> a "Bowels across America" road trip. I'm just in
> the planning stages but I'm thinking this could be
> fun. I could make it into a IBS awareness journey
> and could post pictures and details of my trip
> right here. I would have to rely on Brown onion to
> decide what content should be included in the
> informational packets that I would leave in public
> restrooms across the country. Just imagine how
> many brown trodden people we could help!
> Late summer or early fall is my target date right
> now.
I look forward to your missives from the road, Dive!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: May 04, 2016 04:58AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here.
Some nights 5am guy does not have much work to do, like tonight 5am guy has not done jack shit other than talk to his computer friends around the world. 5am guy came across a music video, it's a touching song about heartbreak. The interesting thing about it is that the author sings while sitting on a throne and taking a dump. 5am guy finds this video very interesting and unusual. The singing while dumping part starts at 0:54.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ82_3tGM3U
Some nights 5am guy does not have much work to do, like tonight 5am guy has not done jack shit other than talk to his computer friends around the world. 5am guy came across a music video, it's a touching song about heartbreak. The interesting thing about it is that the author sings while sitting on a throne and taking a dump. 5am guy finds this video very interesting and unusual. The singing while dumping part starts at 0:54.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ82_3tGM3U
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 04, 2016 07:07AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here.
>
> Some nights 5am guy does not have much work to do,
> like tonight 5am guy has not done jack shit other
> than talk to his computer friends around the
> world. 5am guy came across a music video, it's a
> touching song about heartbreak. The interesting
> thing about it is that the author sings while
> sitting on a throne and taking a dump. 5am guy
> finds this video very interesting and unusual. The
> singing while dumping part starts at 0:54.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ82_3tGM3U
Facial expressions were great, and I like the case of PBR next to the bed (as well as guzzling one down on the throne)! Looks like things work out for the best for him in the end...lol.
Thanks for sharing 5am!
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here.
>
> Some nights 5am guy does not have much work to do,
> like tonight 5am guy has not done jack shit other
> than talk to his computer friends around the
> world. 5am guy came across a music video, it's a
> touching song about heartbreak. The interesting
> thing about it is that the author sings while
> sitting on a throne and taking a dump. 5am guy
> finds this video very interesting and unusual. The
> singing while dumping part starts at 0:54.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ82_3tGM3U
Facial expressions were great, and I like the case of PBR next to the bed (as well as guzzling one down on the throne)! Looks like things work out for the best for him in the end...lol.
Thanks for sharing 5am!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2016 02:19PM
This is great 5 am, and I do wonder about such beverages and bowels.
Speaking of trailers, here comes a Winnebago.
Speaking of trailers, here comes a Winnebago.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: May 04, 2016 03:45PM
This
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2016 05:23PM
I could use that cup.
The Winnebago with the window extenders has finally been pushed out.
My bowels feel awful, like a victim in a prime time crime series.
No public defender would represent my colon in the state of My bowels versus processed foods.
There's been no accidental rendezvous with the gouda or ice cream. Instead more of Clubber Langs "pain" in Rocky 3.
The Winnebago with the window extenders has finally been pushed out.
My bowels feel awful, like a victim in a prime time crime series.
No public defender would represent my colon in the state of My bowels versus processed foods.
There's been no accidental rendezvous with the gouda or ice cream. Instead more of Clubber Langs "pain" in Rocky 3.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: May 04, 2016 06:47PM
How do Asians/Asian foods not have butt problems?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:53AM
5am guy just saw this gif and found it disturbing.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2016 06:15AM
5 am you've found my colon!
That's exactly the look of it when making disturbing large teeth gritting deposits.
Diced I wonder if gooks have slanty bowels too.
That's exactly the look of it when making disturbing large teeth gritting deposits.
Diced I wonder if gooks have slanty bowels too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: May 05, 2016 08:01AM
The poopy pants signs on my desk. I get to work and this abuse.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 05, 2016 08:26AM
Now that I'm temporarily retired I can take dumps in peace at home. I heard that the maintenance man and the janitor at my old office gave each other a high five when they heard that I quit. I guess I was the only one clogging the shitters on a regular basis.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2016 10:00AM
Gordo my bowels break for you. You are a dedicated hard working person who should be judged on the content of their character and not your bowels.
Dive those assholes. My guess is karma will show up, as you were their job security blanket. Shit rolls downhill, and one day they'll be at your doorstep begging you to return.
Your shit pays for their shit if that makes sense.
Dive those assholes. My guess is karma will show up, as you were their job security blanket. Shit rolls downhill, and one day they'll be at your doorstep begging you to return.
Your shit pays for their shit if that makes sense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 05, 2016 11:15AM
Morning BiBs! Here's wishing all of you #4#2s today!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2016 12:33PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Morning BiBs! Here's wishing all of you #4#2s
> today!
The same deadly, although sadly that's out of the old expression, wish in one hand and crap in the other.
How are your bowels? I am worried about this one. Just an apprehensive feeling that this could be among the worst ever. Wish me luck and if you hear SOS please put out an APB.
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> Morning BiBs! Here's wishing all of you #4#2s
> today!
The same deadly, although sadly that's out of the old expression, wish in one hand and crap in the other.
How are your bowels? I am worried about this one. Just an apprehensive feeling that this could be among the worst ever. Wish me luck and if you hear SOS please put out an APB.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2016 02:18PM
Still brewing, got sweaty forehead but face cloths and supplies on hand. Midwives are on speed dial also.
I wish the Smithsonian would do an exhibit called "The Faces of IBS." Millions of Americans suffer from this, and I just feel this would push the NIH and others to work more on bowel problems.
Hope to knock this out, as I will be inquiring both the Clinton and Trump camps, to see which side of brown they are on.
I wish the Smithsonian would do an exhibit called "The Faces of IBS." Millions of Americans suffer from this, and I just feel this would push the NIH and others to work more on bowel problems.
Hope to knock this out, as I will be inquiring both the Clinton and Trump camps, to see which side of brown they are on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: May 05, 2016 03:41PM
I hate the dehydrated feeling. It lasts all day after what happened this morning, and nothing seems to make it go away faster. All of these high fiber diets don't work, no solid poo.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wilt Chamberlain
()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:19PM
Do you do jenkum?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:25PM
Out of the pain and discomfort sometimes something memorable happens. I have to give kudos to my SchPhinkter, which is the little SchPhinkter that could. Or maybe the little SchPhinkter that had no choice.
Because, once the grand turd started its strained journey into The Anal Canal, there was to be no stopping it.
Once emerged, the massive stool reminded me of a hay bail..large square and dry.
But after all that, the little Schphinkter snapped right back to its elastic tightness.
I do admire it so.
Because, once the grand turd started its strained journey into The Anal Canal, there was to be no stopping it.
Once emerged, the massive stool reminded me of a hay bail..large square and dry.
But after all that, the little Schphinkter snapped right back to its elastic tightness.
I do admire it so.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:49PM
Wilt Chamberlain Wrote:
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> Do you do jenkum?
Is that a ointment for sore bowels?
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> Do you do jenkum?
Is that a ointment for sore bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 05, 2016 04:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wilt Chamberlain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you do jenkum?
>
>
> Is that a ointment for sore bowels?
LOL! No.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenkum
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> Wilt Chamberlain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you do jenkum?
>
>
> Is that a ointment for sore bowels?
LOL! No.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jenkum
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:31AM
Went out to look at some extended stay hotels yesterday as we have to be out of our house in a few weeks and we will be homeless for a few weeks. I have discovered that all these extended stay places are run by dune coons.
A dot headed lady was not happy with my close inspections of the groan thrones in the rooms she was showing me. She says "Why you so worry about toilet?" I was hoping to find a room with two bathrooms but there are none unless I rent two regular hotel rooms with a adjoining door. I may have to go with two rooms for the benifit of Mrs Dive. I cannot subject her to having to share a bathroom with me. It looks like I will have to shell out 750 bucks a week!
A dot headed lady was not happy with my close inspections of the groan thrones in the rooms she was showing me. She says "Why you so worry about toilet?" I was hoping to find a room with two bathrooms but there are none unless I rent two regular hotel rooms with a adjoining door. I may have to go with two rooms for the benifit of Mrs Dive. I cannot subject her to having to share a bathroom with me. It looks like I will have to shell out 750 bucks a week!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sTainsMcCoy
()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:43AM
lets talk about cleaning - anyone else tired as the Dickens of having to use 12 meters of TP to clean the brown starfish. Unless I get a hay bale's worth of fiber my poop sticks to my rectum like 5 year old axle grease. I have to dig and dab for 5 min before I know my underwear is remotely safe...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 06, 2016 10:25AM
Deadly combo that's gross. And people say we are sick.
Dive thats awful! Remind that dot head the shit hole she came from.
Dive thats awful! Remind that dot head the shit hole she came from.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 06, 2016 10:32AM
sTainsMcCoy Wrote:
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> lets talk about cleaning - anyone else tired as
> the Dickens of having to use 12 meters of TP to
> clean the brown starfish. Unless I get a hay
> bale's worth of fiber my poop sticks to my rectum
> like 5 year old axle grease. I have to dig and
> dab for 5 min before I know my underwear is
> remotely
> safe...
sTains, have you tried this method?
1. Wipe from back to front, with a slight "dig" as you passover the starfish, ending soon thereafter so as not to smear too much on the taint.
2. Wipe from front to back, again with a slight "dig" on the starfish.
3. Wipe front to back, going "around" the starfish on one side (like a car passing a broken down vehicle in the center lane).
4. Wipe front to back, going around on the other side.
5. Focused wipe/dig at the starfish.
Should be fairly clean by then, unless you've got a lot of foliage back there and have a high propensity for klingons.
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> lets talk about cleaning - anyone else tired as
> the Dickens of having to use 12 meters of TP to
> clean the brown starfish. Unless I get a hay
> bale's worth of fiber my poop sticks to my rectum
> like 5 year old axle grease. I have to dig and
> dab for 5 min before I know my underwear is
> remotely
> safe...
sTains, have you tried this method?
1. Wipe from back to front, with a slight "dig" as you passover the starfish, ending soon thereafter so as not to smear too much on the taint.
2. Wipe from front to back, again with a slight "dig" on the starfish.
3. Wipe front to back, going "around" the starfish on one side (like a car passing a broken down vehicle in the center lane).
4. Wipe front to back, going around on the other side.
5. Focused wipe/dig at the starfish.
Should be fairly clean by then, unless you've got a lot of foliage back there and have a high propensity for klingons.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
M33ww
()
Date: May 06, 2016 11:05AM
Never wipe back to front especially the ladies...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: May 06, 2016 11:48AM
M33ww Wrote:
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> Never wipe back to front especially the ladies...
You are correct...ladies, no. And I should have clarified: don't reach between your legs and wipe back to front. Reach behind and wipe back to front, stopping just after the starfish. I find that helps to knock off dingleberries better. Otherwise they end up smeared.
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> Never wipe back to front especially the ladies...
You are correct...ladies, no. And I should have clarified: don't reach between your legs and wipe back to front. Reach behind and wipe back to front, stopping just after the starfish. I find that helps to knock off dingleberries better. Otherwise they end up smeared.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Claritysakes
()
Date: May 06, 2016 12:42PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wilt Chamberlain Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do you do jenkum?
> >
> >
> > Is that a ointment for sore bowels?
>
> LOL! No.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jen
> kum
For clarity purpose. I'm sure you all enjoy this.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wilt Chamberlain Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do you do jenkum?
> >
> >
> > Is that a ointment for sore bowels?
>
> LOL! No.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jen
> kum
For clarity purpose. I'm sure you all enjoy this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Claritysakes
()
Date: May 06, 2016 12:43PM
Here
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: May 06, 2016 01:51PM
Jenkum for bowels!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 06, 2016 04:46PM
Can we please have our thread back?
Mr Green I paid for this brown shit infested microphone.
Mr Green I paid for this brown shit infested microphone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 06, 2016 08:45PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Can we please have our thread back?
>
> Mr Green I paid for this brown shit infested
> microphone.
Stupid and I warned you of the consequences of such write ups.
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> Can we please have our thread back?
>
> Mr Green I paid for this brown shit infested
> microphone.
Stupid and I warned you of the consequences of such write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2016 06:47AM
As usual our dictator and punisher, the ass doctor has to make snide remarks.
Busted an o ring last night. Flight recorders indicate a major malfunction.
My bowels hurt. Lots of ice and Epsom salt.
Busted an o ring last night. Flight recorders indicate a major malfunction.
My bowels hurt. Lots of ice and Epsom salt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 07, 2016 11:00AM
The Ano-Recto office called and shamed me into making an appointment.
After making me wait for 70 minutes in an office full of hostile personnel and truly injured patients, I was immediately set upon by the rubber gloves, and roughly shoved over to the bend over device. Before I could even take a breath , I heard the sloshing, and felt the coolness of the thumb applied Vaseline. He must have inserted a pint of that stuff up there, and quite roughly in fact.
Every other technological device made gets smaller as the technology improves, but these scopes keep on getting bigger. Apparently he just got a new one, and was anxious to try it out.
In comes the nurse wearing HazMat type protection, but even behind her goggles I could see the disgust and utter disdain in her eyes. Suddenly, she accosted me with a huge syringe,without warning. For a moment I thought I might be under a switchblade attack in a Tijuana alley, and then....nothingness.
Slowly, groggily, I began to become aware of my surroundings and remembering why I was there. I had lost perception of time temporarily, but was beginning to get the impression that a significant amount of time had lapsed.
I felt as if I had to void, but the result was only a feces and blood tainted blob of Vaseline.
As the receptionist handed me the invoice on the way out, I could not help but notice some noise coming from one of the examining rooms. The door was cracked open , and I peered in to see the nurse and the doc laughing, high fiving, smoking cigarettes and making gestures with their thumbs. Sitting between them was the massive ass missile that they had so vigorously implemented.
After making me wait for 70 minutes in an office full of hostile personnel and truly injured patients, I was immediately set upon by the rubber gloves, and roughly shoved over to the bend over device. Before I could even take a breath , I heard the sloshing, and felt the coolness of the thumb applied Vaseline. He must have inserted a pint of that stuff up there, and quite roughly in fact.
Every other technological device made gets smaller as the technology improves, but these scopes keep on getting bigger. Apparently he just got a new one, and was anxious to try it out.
In comes the nurse wearing HazMat type protection, but even behind her goggles I could see the disgust and utter disdain in her eyes. Suddenly, she accosted me with a huge syringe,without warning. For a moment I thought I might be under a switchblade attack in a Tijuana alley, and then....nothingness.
Slowly, groggily, I began to become aware of my surroundings and remembering why I was there. I had lost perception of time temporarily, but was beginning to get the impression that a significant amount of time had lapsed.
I felt as if I had to void, but the result was only a feces and blood tainted blob of Vaseline.
As the receptionist handed me the invoice on the way out, I could not help but notice some noise coming from one of the examining rooms. The door was cracked open , and I peered in to see the nurse and the doc laughing, high fiving, smoking cigarettes and making gestures with their thumbs. Sitting between them was the massive ass missile that they had so vigorously implemented.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny bravo
()
Date: May 07, 2016 11:49AM
Dont worry go poppy
by Jhonny bravo
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, go poopy
In every life we have some trouble
When you dont poop you make it double
Don't worry, go poopy
Don't worry, go poopy now
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Go poopy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, go poopy
Ain't got no place to take a dump
Now your colon is feeling plump
Don't worry, go poopy
The GI Doctor say co-pay is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, go poopy
Look at me, I'm happy
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Go poopy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, go poopy
Give you my phone number
When you worry, call me, I make you go poopy
by Jhonny bravo
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, go poopy
In every life we have some trouble
When you dont poop you make it double
Don't worry, go poopy
Don't worry, go poopy now
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Go poopy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, go poopy
Ain't got no place to take a dump
Now your colon is feeling plump
Don't worry, go poopy
The GI Doctor say co-pay is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, go poopy
Look at me, I'm happy
Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Go poopy
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Don't worry, go poopy
Give you my phone number
When you worry, call me, I make you go poopy
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
attack of general tso
()
Date: May 07, 2016 12:15PM
Yesterday's lunch was Wendy's jalapeno fresca spicy chicken sandwich.
Dinner was Chinese delivery. seafood in the spicy garlic sauce. It was loaded with vegetables,(more veggies than the seafood, actually) so I thought it would be ok. Everything was so yummy going down. Today I shit out a monkey brain and my ass still hurts. It's my fault. I love spicy food and denied myself the pleasure for too long. So then I end up overdoing it later, I guess. Sigh. I think the family wants pizza. I could be in trouble, lol. If I have cocktails with the pizza I hopefully won't get clogged up, though. At least they didn't ask for white castles.
Thanks for listening.
Dinner was Chinese delivery. seafood in the spicy garlic sauce. It was loaded with vegetables,(more veggies than the seafood, actually) so I thought it would be ok. Everything was so yummy going down. Today I shit out a monkey brain and my ass still hurts. It's my fault. I love spicy food and denied myself the pleasure for too long. So then I end up overdoing it later, I guess. Sigh. I think the family wants pizza. I could be in trouble, lol. If I have cocktails with the pizza I hopefully won't get clogged up, though. At least they didn't ask for white castles.
Thanks for listening.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 07, 2016 03:22PM
Leakage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 07, 2016 05:18PM
User name BEH and user name Brown Onion, are behind coordinated attacks against board certified GIs. Their write ups are libel, and their contempt along with obsession against medical professionals shows them for the thugs they really are.
It's a disservice to those with digestive medical problems, or even colon cancer screenings for that matter. Their credibility is zip.
It's a disservice to those with digestive medical problems, or even colon cancer screenings for that matter. Their credibility is zip.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: May 07, 2016 05:32PM
Fuck you BEH! Scat smelling screwing asshole
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
()
Date: May 07, 2016 06:02PM
Funny
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2016 06:55PM
I see why getting rear ended, is now a term for car accidents.
Whether our bowels or BMWs, when our behinds are battered in vicious fashion it hurts.
Donald Trump is going to check my groan throne for anchor babies. Just like the third world savages, smelly and a pain in the ass.
Dear bowels and starfish, I am very sorry for what you endure.
Whether our bowels or BMWs, when our behinds are battered in vicious fashion it hurts.
Donald Trump is going to check my groan throne for anchor babies. Just like the third world savages, smelly and a pain in the ass.
Dear bowels and starfish, I am very sorry for what you endure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: May 07, 2016 08:27PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I see why getting rear ended, is now a term for
> car accidents.
>
> Whether our bowels or BMWs, when our behinds are
> battered in vicious fashion it hurts.
>
> Donald Trump is going to check my groan throne for
> anchor babies. Just like the third world savages,
> smelly and a pain in the ass.
>
> Dear bowels and starfish, I am very sorry for what
> you endure.
Shut up already with the phony bowel banter, peekza. Nobody wants to read your garbage. This thread is for real suffers, not fakes like you.
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> I see why getting rear ended, is now a term for
> car accidents.
>
> Whether our bowels or BMWs, when our behinds are
> battered in vicious fashion it hurts.
>
> Donald Trump is going to check my groan throne for
> anchor babies. Just like the third world savages,
> smelly and a pain in the ass.
>
> Dear bowels and starfish, I am very sorry for what
> you endure.
Shut up already with the phony bowel banter, peekza. Nobody wants to read your garbage. This thread is for real suffers, not fakes like you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2016 08:43PM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see why getting rear ended, is now a term for
> > car accidents.
> >
> > Whether our bowels or BMWs, when our behinds
> are
> > battered in vicious fashion it hurts.
> >
> > Donald Trump is going to check my groan throne
> for
> > anchor babies. Just like the third world
> savages,
> > smelly and a pain in the ass.
> >
> > Dear bowels and starfish, I am very sorry for
> what
> > you endure.
>
> Shut up already with the phony bowel banter,
> peekza. Nobody wants to read your garbage. This
> thread is for real suffers, not fakes like you.
Once again who the Sam hell is peekza?
Secondly myself and others here do have bowel woes of varying degrees.
Thirdly how are your bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see why getting rear ended, is now a term for
> > car accidents.
> >
> > Whether our bowels or BMWs, when our behinds
> are
> > battered in vicious fashion it hurts.
> >
> > Donald Trump is going to check my groan throne
> for
> > anchor babies. Just like the third world
> savages,
> > smelly and a pain in the ass.
> >
> > Dear bowels and starfish, I am very sorry for
> what
> > you endure.
>
> Shut up already with the phony bowel banter,
> peekza. Nobody wants to read your garbage. This
> thread is for real suffers, not fakes like you.
Once again who the Sam hell is peekza?
Secondly myself and others here do have bowel woes of varying degrees.
Thirdly how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: May 07, 2016 09:27PM
Watching the Caps game. What do you guys snack on?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
video joe
()
Date: May 08, 2016 06:35AM
Sounds like you folks would enjoy poop simulator and poop simulator 2 video games. In the game you are a guy pooping off the roof of a tall building onto the people in the city below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRw1IVRFOy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRw1IVRFOy4
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: May 08, 2016 07:14AM
Hi bib's
Im feeling really low, quitting my job was not a good idea. Only been out of work for week or so and am bored out of my mind. My bowels are still hurting me and im sick of it, having problems with the sale of my house going through. Just tired of fooling with it. Thanks for all you guys did to help me.
Im feeling really low, quitting my job was not a good idea. Only been out of work for week or so and am bored out of my mind. My bowels are still hurting me and im sick of it, having problems with the sale of my house going through. Just tired of fooling with it. Thanks for all you guys did to help me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2016 02:43PM
Dive right now I'm sitting on a large load but hope to have words of encouragement soon. You are a great man with bad bowels. You aren't alone.
#unitedbrown
#unitedbrown
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2016 06:08PM
It's been a heck of a day. Not only have I given birth to a tar baby, I have dealt with aftershocks from this belt busting seismic event.
Dive, like you when I retired, I felt sad for awhile. It was just me and my bowels. A groan throne, a newspaper, and a bit of Chris Core and Tom Snyder if I remember correctly.
Perhaps you'd like to join me on a mission to reach our fellow bowel trodden. Maybe the RV painted shit brown, and regular meetings at churches, retirement homes, and other areas. For instance prison. Red Onion has inspired me, to think about our brothers in bowel in correctional facilities.
We must improve the diets, groan thrones, and even the toilet paper to help our disenfranchised friends.
Dive, like you when I retired, I felt sad for awhile. It was just me and my bowels. A groan throne, a newspaper, and a bit of Chris Core and Tom Snyder if I remember correctly.
Perhaps you'd like to join me on a mission to reach our fellow bowel trodden. Maybe the RV painted shit brown, and regular meetings at churches, retirement homes, and other areas. For instance prison. Red Onion has inspired me, to think about our brothers in bowel in correctional facilities.
We must improve the diets, groan thrones, and even the toilet paper to help our disenfranchised friends.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2016 06:10PM
Jhonny bravo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dont worry go poppy
>
> by Jhonny bravo
>
>
>
> Here's a little song I wrote
> You might want to sing it note for note
> Don't worry, go poopy
> In every life we have some trouble
> When you dont poop you make it double
> Don't worry, go poopy
> Don't worry, go poopy now
>
> Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Go poopy
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry, go poopy
>
> Ain't got no place to take a dump
> Now your colon is feeling plump
> Don't worry, go poopy
> The GI Doctor say co-pay is late
> He may have to litigate
> Don't worry, go poopy
> Look at me, I'm happy
>
> Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Go poopy
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry, go poopy
>
> Give you my phone number
> When you worry, call me, I make you go poopy
So sorry I didn't have my reading glasses on, but Mr. Bravo showcases his talents for those of us whom pinch with ferocity. Thank you bowel buddy!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dont worry go poppy
>
> by Jhonny bravo
>
>
>
> Here's a little song I wrote
> You might want to sing it note for note
> Don't worry, go poopy
> In every life we have some trouble
> When you dont poop you make it double
> Don't worry, go poopy
> Don't worry, go poopy now
>
> Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Go poopy
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry, go poopy
>
> Ain't got no place to take a dump
> Now your colon is feeling plump
> Don't worry, go poopy
> The GI Doctor say co-pay is late
> He may have to litigate
> Don't worry, go poopy
> Look at me, I'm happy
>
> Oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Go poopy
> Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
> Don't worry, go poopy
>
> Give you my phone number
> When you worry, call me, I make you go poopy
So sorry I didn't have my reading glasses on, but Mr. Bravo showcases his talents for those of us whom pinch with ferocity. Thank you bowel buddy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: May 08, 2016 07:45PM
What happens when you drink lots of chocolate milk
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 09, 2016 07:13AM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> What happens when you drink lots of chocolate milk
A planet sized shit.
Good morning to my brothers in bowel. It's time to fire up the crusty set of bowels and try to make them move.
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> What happens when you drink lots of chocolate milk
A planet sized shit.
Good morning to my brothers in bowel. It's time to fire up the crusty set of bowels and try to make them move.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: May 09, 2016 08:15AM
Eggs, pancakes and coffee. Why do I keep hurting my bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dont drink alcohol
()
Date: May 09, 2016 09:39AM
I dont get it I poop once a day every day it takes 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes its hard sometimes its soft usually in between. I dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat or sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take prescription drugs. What have you all done to your insides that that has fucked that shit up so bad?!? (pun intended).
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 09, 2016 11:10AM
dont drink alcohol Wrote:
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> I dont get it I poop once a day every day it takes
> 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes its
> hard sometimes its soft usually in between. I
> dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat or
> sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> prescription drugs. What have you all done to
> your insides that that has fucked that shit up so
> bad?!? (pun intended).
There is a prime example of those with superior bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the bowel trodden.
First congrats for your above average bowels. You should feel lucky, but with age it's only a matter of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
Please tell us more about how well your bowels work, so we can walk a mile with you in our shit covered shoes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I dont get it I poop once a day every day it takes
> 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes its
> hard sometimes its soft usually in between. I
> dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat or
> sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> prescription drugs. What have you all done to
> your insides that that has fucked that shit up so
> bad?!? (pun intended).
There is a prime example of those with superior bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the bowel trodden.
First congrats for your above average bowels. You should feel lucky, but with age it's only a matter of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
Please tell us more about how well your bowels work, so we can walk a mile with you in our shit covered shoes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mybuttdoesitch
()
Date: May 09, 2016 11:35AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont get it I poop once a day every day it
> takes
> > 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes
> its
> > hard sometimes its soft usually in between. I
> > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat or
> > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> > prescription drugs. What have you all done to
> > your insides that that has fucked that shit up
> so
> > bad?!? (pun intended).
>
>
> There is a prime example of those with superior
> bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the bowel
> trodden.
>
> First congrats for your above average bowels. You
> should feel lucky, but with age it's only a matter
> of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
>
> Please tell us more about how well your bowels
> work, so we can walk a mile with you in our shit
> covered shoes.
Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that is young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among the oldest at this site. At what age does the belt-biting begin?
-------------------------------------------------------
> dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont get it I poop once a day every day it
> takes
> > 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes
> its
> > hard sometimes its soft usually in between. I
> > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat or
> > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> > prescription drugs. What have you all done to
> > your insides that that has fucked that shit up
> so
> > bad?!? (pun intended).
>
>
> There is a prime example of those with superior
> bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the bowel
> trodden.
>
> First congrats for your above average bowels. You
> should feel lucky, but with age it's only a matter
> of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
>
> Please tell us more about how well your bowels
> work, so we can walk a mile with you in our shit
> covered shoes.
Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that is young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among the oldest at this site. At what age does the belt-biting begin?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 09, 2016 11:50AM
mybuttdoesitch Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I dont get it I poop once a day every day it
> > takes
> > > 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes
> > its
> > > hard sometimes its soft usually in between.
> I
> > > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat
> or
> > > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> > > prescription drugs. What have you all done
> to
> > > your insides that that has fucked that shit
> up
> > so
> > > bad?!? (pun intended).
> >
> >
> > There is a prime example of those with superior
> > bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the
> bowel
> > trodden.
> >
> > First congrats for your above average bowels.
> You
> > should feel lucky, but with age it's only a
> matter
> > of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
> >
> > Please tell us more about how well your bowels
> > work, so we can walk a mile with you in our
> shit
> > covered shoes.
>
> Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that is
> young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among the
> oldest at this site. At what age does the
> belt-biting begin?
Ah you are a youngian here, but 50s is when the betrayal begins to wreak havoc.
In my 20s and 30s my bowels other than an occasional off day were quite consistent. First came piles and then gigantic sized craps, hours on the groan throne, and now bloodcurdling screams.
Could you describe your bowels please?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I dont get it I poop once a day every day it
> > takes
> > > 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes
> > its
> > > hard sometimes its soft usually in between.
> I
> > > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat
> or
> > > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> > > prescription drugs. What have you all done
> to
> > > your insides that that has fucked that shit
> up
> > so
> > > bad?!? (pun intended).
> >
> >
> > There is a prime example of those with superior
> > bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the
> bowel
> > trodden.
> >
> > First congrats for your above average bowels.
> You
> > should feel lucky, but with age it's only a
> matter
> > of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
> >
> > Please tell us more about how well your bowels
> > work, so we can walk a mile with you in our
> shit
> > covered shoes.
>
> Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that is
> young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among the
> oldest at this site. At what age does the
> belt-biting begin?
Ah you are a youngian here, but 50s is when the betrayal begins to wreak havoc.
In my 20s and 30s my bowels other than an occasional off day were quite consistent. First came piles and then gigantic sized craps, hours on the groan throne, and now bloodcurdling screams.
Could you describe your bowels please?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: May 09, 2016 01:08PM
mybuttdoesitch Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I dont get it I poop once a day every day it
> > takes
> > > 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes
> > its
> > > hard sometimes its soft usually in between.
> I
> > > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat
> or
> > > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> > > prescription drugs. What have you all done
> to
> > > your insides that that has fucked that shit
> up
> > so
> > > bad?!? (pun intended).
> >
> >
> > There is a prime example of those with superior
> > bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the
> bowel
> > trodden.
> >
> > First congrats for your above average bowels.
> You
> > should feel lucky, but with age it's only a
> matter
> > of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
> >
> > Please tell us more about how well your bowels
> > work, so we can walk a mile with you in our
> shit
> > covered shoes.
>
> Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that is
> young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among the
> oldest at this site. At what age does the
> belt-biting begin?
Instead of talking to these mental midgets, it would behoove you, to make appointment with a board certified GI.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I dont get it I poop once a day every day it
> > takes
> > > 5 minutes. What is the big deal. Sometimes
> > its
> > > hard sometimes its soft usually in between.
> I
> > > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much meat
> or
> > > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or take
> > > prescription drugs. What have you all done
> to
> > > your insides that that has fucked that shit
> up
> > so
> > > bad?!? (pun intended).
> >
> >
> > There is a prime example of those with superior
> > bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the
> bowel
> > trodden.
> >
> > First congrats for your above average bowels.
> You
> > should feel lucky, but with age it's only a
> matter
> > of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
> >
> > Please tell us more about how well your bowels
> > work, so we can walk a mile with you in our
> shit
> > covered shoes.
>
> Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that is
> young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among the
> oldest at this site. At what age does the
> belt-biting begin?
Instead of talking to these mental midgets, it would behoove you, to make appointment with a board certified GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: May 09, 2016 01:45PM
Borscht is very good for stomach. Less pain less problems. This is why East Europe country airlines serve it on flights.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: May 09, 2016 03:19PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> mybuttdoesitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I dont get it I poop once a day every day
> it
> > > takes
> > > > 5 minutes. What is the big deal.
> Sometimes
> > > its
> > > > hard sometimes its soft usually in between.
>
> > I
> > > > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much
> meat
> > or
> > > > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or
> take
> > > > prescription drugs. What have you all done
> > to
> > > > your insides that that has fucked that shit
> > up
> > > so
> > > > bad?!? (pun intended).
> > >
> > >
> > > There is a prime example of those with
> superior
> > > bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the
> > bowel
> > > trodden.
> > >
> > > First congrats for your above average bowels.
> > You
> > > should feel lucky, but with age it's only a
> > matter
> > > of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
> > >
> > > Please tell us more about how well your
> bowels
> > > work, so we can walk a mile with you in our
> > shit
> > > covered shoes.
> >
> > Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that
> is
> > young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among
> the
> > oldest at this site. At what age does the
> > belt-biting begin?
>
>
> Instead of talking to these mental midgets, it
> would behoove you, to make appointment with a
> board certified GI.
It would "behoove" you to have a heart.
-------------------------------------------------------
> mybuttdoesitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dont drink alcohol Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I dont get it I poop once a day every day
> it
> > > takes
> > > > 5 minutes. What is the big deal.
> Sometimes
> > > its
> > > > hard sometimes its soft usually in between.
>
> > I
> > > > dont eat spicy food and I dont eat much
> meat
> > or
> > > > sweets. I dont drink alcohol, smoke or
> take
> > > > prescription drugs. What have you all done
> > to
> > > > your insides that that has fucked that shit
> > up
> > > so
> > > > bad?!? (pun intended).
> > >
> > >
> > > There is a prime example of those with
> superior
> > > bowels, rubbing it right in the face of the
> > bowel
> > > trodden.
> > >
> > > First congrats for your above average bowels.
> > You
> > > should feel lucky, but with age it's only a
> > matter
> > > of time for castor oil belt biting betrayal.
> > >
> > > Please tell us more about how well your
> bowels
> > > work, so we can walk a mile with you in our
> > shit
> > > covered shoes.
> >
> > Im in my mid-50's - certainly dont think that
> is
> > young for this crowd. I was guessing Im among
> the
> > oldest at this site. At what age does the
> > belt-biting begin?
>
>
> Instead of talking to these mental midgets, it
> would behoove you, to make appointment with a
> board certified GI.
It would "behoove" you to have a heart.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
stop eating so much processed sh
()
Date: May 09, 2016 04:08PM
my bowels are fine now stop eating so much processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: May 09, 2016 04:55PM
stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so rude?
-------------------------------------------------------
> my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so rude?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowel-afflicted
()
Date: May 09, 2016 06:10PM
Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> > processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
>
> Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so
> rude?
not true. posts are about eating junk food then having poop problems. Except for the occasional post by some trying to suggest psyllium or healthy eating as a solution this forum serves as a venue to discuss, and even glorify poor diet and its devastation in the bathroom.
Brown seems nice and appears to support the afflicted but he only posts here so that he can relish the suffering of others and of course get to use the words 'starfish' and talk about 'train-size' bowel movements along with the agony visited therefrom. Brown is using your misery for his own entertainment and the gratification of using immature language to describe what is a very serious problem for the bowel-afflicted.
Good day to you...
-------------------------------------------------------
> stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> > processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
>
> Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so
> rude?
not true. posts are about eating junk food then having poop problems. Except for the occasional post by some trying to suggest psyllium or healthy eating as a solution this forum serves as a venue to discuss, and even glorify poor diet and its devastation in the bathroom.
Brown seems nice and appears to support the afflicted but he only posts here so that he can relish the suffering of others and of course get to use the words 'starfish' and talk about 'train-size' bowel movements along with the agony visited therefrom. Brown is using your misery for his own entertainment and the gratification of using immature language to describe what is a very serious problem for the bowel-afflicted.
Good day to you...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: May 10, 2016 03:42AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonite.
5am guy is having a great time at work tonight. The entire video surveillance system in the building is off line. 5am guy hooked his ipod to the PA system and played "Talking in your sleep" by the Romantics. 5am guy put that song on replay and danced around the building in his socks and underwear for over an hour.
5am guy took a nice long dump in the big bosses private bathroom. 5am guy is really enjoying the privacy! Best wishes to all you bowel buddies out there on the earth or on ships at sea!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
5am guy is having a great time at work tonight. The entire video surveillance system in the building is off line. 5am guy hooked his ipod to the PA system and played "Talking in your sleep" by the Romantics. 5am guy put that song on replay and danced around the building in his socks and underwear for over an hour.
5am guy took a nice long dump in the big bosses private bathroom. 5am guy is really enjoying the privacy! Best wishes to all you bowel buddies out there on the earth or on ships at sea!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fuck off spiewak
()
Date: May 10, 2016 08:53AM
5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonite.
>
> 5am guy is having a great time at work tonight.
> The entire video surveillance system in the
> building is off line. 5am guy hooked his ipod to
> the PA system and played "Talking in your sleep"
> by the Romantics. 5am guy put that song on replay
> and danced around the building in his socks and
> underwear for over an hour.
> 5am guy took a nice long dump in the big bosses
> private bathroom. 5am guy is really enjoying the
> privacy! Best wishes to all you bowel buddies out
> there on the earth or on ships at sea!
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
fuck off spiewak
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonite.
>
> 5am guy is having a great time at work tonight.
> The entire video surveillance system in the
> building is off line. 5am guy hooked his ipod to
> the PA system and played "Talking in your sleep"
> by the Romantics. 5am guy put that song on replay
> and danced around the building in his socks and
> underwear for over an hour.
> 5am guy took a nice long dump in the big bosses
> private bathroom. 5am guy is really enjoying the
> privacy! Best wishes to all you bowel buddies out
> there on the earth or on ships at sea!
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
fuck off spiewak
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2016 10:41AM
bowel-afflicted Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> > > processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
> >
> > Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so
> > rude?
>
> not true. posts are about eating junk food then
> having poop problems. Except for the occasional
> post by some trying to suggest psyllium or healthy
> eating as a solution this forum serves as a venue
> to discuss, and even glorify poor diet and its
> devastation in the bathroom.
>
> Brown seems nice and appears to support the
> afflicted but he only posts here so that he can
> relish the suffering of others and of course get
> to use the words 'starfish' and talk about
> 'train-size' bowel movements along with the agony
> visited therefrom. Brown is using your misery for
> his own entertainment and the gratification of
> using immature language to describe what is a very
> serious problem for the bowel-afflicted.
>
> Good day to you...
Obviously anon dick and or Gerrymanderer.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> > > processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
> >
> > Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so
> > rude?
>
> not true. posts are about eating junk food then
> having poop problems. Except for the occasional
> post by some trying to suggest psyllium or healthy
> eating as a solution this forum serves as a venue
> to discuss, and even glorify poor diet and its
> devastation in the bathroom.
>
> Brown seems nice and appears to support the
> afflicted but he only posts here so that he can
> relish the suffering of others and of course get
> to use the words 'starfish' and talk about
> 'train-size' bowel movements along with the agony
> visited therefrom. Brown is using your misery for
> his own entertainment and the gratification of
> using immature language to describe what is a very
> serious problem for the bowel-afflicted.
>
> Good day to you...
Obviously anon dick and or Gerrymanderer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2016 10:42AM
5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonite.
>
> 5am guy is having a great time at work tonight.
> The entire video surveillance system in the
> building is off line. 5am guy hooked his ipod to
> the PA system and played "Talking in your sleep"
> by the Romantics. 5am guy put that song on replay
> and danced around the building in his socks and
> underwear for over an hour.
> 5am guy took a nice long dump in the big bosses
> private bathroom. 5am guy is really enjoying the
> privacy! Best wishes to all you bowel buddies out
> there on the earth or on ships at sea!
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
Great song 5 am. Back then my bowels worked a lot better.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonite.
>
> 5am guy is having a great time at work tonight.
> The entire video surveillance system in the
> building is off line. 5am guy hooked his ipod to
> the PA system and played "Talking in your sleep"
> by the Romantics. 5am guy put that song on replay
> and danced around the building in his socks and
> underwear for over an hour.
> 5am guy took a nice long dump in the big bosses
> private bathroom. 5am guy is really enjoying the
> privacy! Best wishes to all you bowel buddies out
> there on the earth or on ships at sea!
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U
Great song 5 am. Back then my bowels worked a lot better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2016 11:57AM
Brown is a nice guy yet you rip him apart.
He has our problems and so what if he uses humor. Lighten up as his guidance information and his jokes make me feel better. I have lots of problems on the can and it does effect me. Perhaps you should show appreciation.
He has our problems and so what if he uses humor. Lighten up as his guidance information and his jokes make me feel better. I have lots of problems on the can and it does effect me. Perhaps you should show appreciation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
scat fetishist
()
Date: May 10, 2016 01:47PM
bowel-afflicted Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> > > processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
> >
> > Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so
> > rude?
>
> not true. posts are about eating junk food then
> having poop problems. Except for the occasional
> post by some trying to suggest psyllium or healthy
> eating as a solution this forum serves as a venue
> to discuss, and even glorify poor diet and its
> devastation in the bathroom.
>
> Brown seems nice and appears to support the
> afflicted but he only posts here so that he can
> relish the suffering of others and of course get
> to use the words 'starfish' and talk about
> 'train-size' bowel movements along with the agony
> visited therefrom. Brown is using your misery for
> his own entertainment and the gratification of
> using immature language to describe what is a very
> serious problem for the bowel-afflicted.
>
> Good day to you...
Brown is a scat fetishist thats about it.
Scat fetish - what should I do about it?
http://www.psychforums.com/fetishes/topic99820.html
-------------------------------------------------------
> Supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > stop eating so much processed sh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > my bowels are fine now stop eating so much
> > > processed shit you idiots. You will be fine.
> >
> > Most of the posters here don't. Why are you so
> > rude?
>
> not true. posts are about eating junk food then
> having poop problems. Except for the occasional
> post by some trying to suggest psyllium or healthy
> eating as a solution this forum serves as a venue
> to discuss, and even glorify poor diet and its
> devastation in the bathroom.
>
> Brown seems nice and appears to support the
> afflicted but he only posts here so that he can
> relish the suffering of others and of course get
> to use the words 'starfish' and talk about
> 'train-size' bowel movements along with the agony
> visited therefrom. Brown is using your misery for
> his own entertainment and the gratification of
> using immature language to describe what is a very
> serious problem for the bowel-afflicted.
>
> Good day to you...
Brown is a scat fetishist thats about it.
Scat fetish - what should I do about it?
http://www.psychforums.com/fetishes/topic99820.html
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
tuber
()
Date: May 10, 2016 02:10PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: May 10, 2016 03:02PM
BO is a good guy. Has he and others here not suffered enough? And then you have the audacity to complain and smear him with labels. Obviously you haven't paid attention to this thread, as he has helped many people!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mmFej
()
Date: May 10, 2016 03:07PM
Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO is a good guy. Has he and others here not
> suffered enough? And then you have the audacity to
> complain and smear him with labels. Obviously you
> haven't paid attention to this thread, as he has
> helped many people!
I see what you did there. Having a scat fetish doesnt make him a bad guy but his agenda is to discuss do do
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO is a good guy. Has he and others here not
> suffered enough? And then you have the audacity to
> complain and smear him with labels. Obviously you
> haven't paid attention to this thread, as he has
> helped many people!
I see what you did there. Having a scat fetish doesnt make him a bad guy but his agenda is to discuss do do
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2016 03:24PM
The only person with a scat fetish here is anon dick and other "medical folks", who enjoy sticking their thick fingers or other apparatus in our rectums.
It's a shame you don't support nor like our thread about everything bowel related. Millions of us are in this category and we are tired of hiding behind a doctors curtain.
It's a shame you don't support nor like our thread about everything bowel related. Millions of us are in this category and we are tired of hiding behind a doctors curtain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
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Date: May 10, 2016 04:49PM
I post funny pics here. I support this forum. People need to vent.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: May 10, 2016 08:10PM
How are you doing BO?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 10, 2016 09:22PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> How are you doing BO?
Disappointed by one person with superior bowels calling us psychos, but sitting on the groan throne nonetheless, wondering what kind of monstrosity I'll be birthing.
Are you feeling better about retirement, and how are your bowels?
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> How are you doing BO?
Disappointed by one person with superior bowels calling us psychos, but sitting on the groan throne nonetheless, wondering what kind of monstrosity I'll be birthing.
Are you feeling better about retirement, and how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: May 11, 2016 05:59AM
Brown Onion do you think the capitals have bowel trouble?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: May 11, 2016 08:03AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How are you doing BO?
>
>
> Disappointed by one person with superior bowels
> calling us psychos, but sitting on the groan
> throne nonetheless, wondering what kind of
> monstrosity I'll be birthing.
>
> Are you feeling better about retirement, and how
> are your bowels?
Thanks for asking Brown. My bowels are tore up due to the stress of selling the house. Movers come in just a week now. Hope you are doing well.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How are you doing BO?
>
>
> Disappointed by one person with superior bowels
> calling us psychos, but sitting on the groan
> throne nonetheless, wondering what kind of
> monstrosity I'll be birthing.
>
> Are you feeling better about retirement, and how
> are your bowels?
Thanks for asking Brown. My bowels are tore up due to the stress of selling the house. Movers come in just a week now. Hope you are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 11, 2016 09:58AM
Dave I don't follow hockey too much, so I can't rule or rule out bowel woes. Reading the paper this morning, the Caps might need to be called the Craps. Apparently the team took a shit out on the ice.
Dive just remember to squeeze your bowels, click your ruby brown slippers, and repeat " there's no place like epsom, there's no place like epsom."
Are the movers wearing clothes pins on their noses?
Dive just remember to squeeze your bowels, click your ruby brown slippers, and repeat " there's no place like epsom, there's no place like epsom."
Are the movers wearing clothes pins on their noses?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bearing down
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Date: May 11, 2016 11:09AM
Brown you seem a gentle soul, Im sorry if my critique was biting. I thought the suffering was a 'bit' meant to entice others to expose their failing alimentary exit. I do believe you are sincere - please do not bum out on us.
As someone with outstanding bowels my problems are limited to rare instances of problems like constipation or loose movements thus I have not idea what it must be like to live in fear of the bathroom.
That said I know when I have a problem it can be solved with changing diet and limiting all food. If only a little goes in your mouth not much comes out. High fiber low calorie diets with little or no processed foods will have your flume issuing smooth, controlled movements with minimal clean-up.
Best of luck and remember that applying gymnast chalk (Magnesium carbonate) to the towel rack can prevent painful tears and blisters on your hands when bearing
down...
As someone with outstanding bowels my problems are limited to rare instances of problems like constipation or loose movements thus I have not idea what it must be like to live in fear of the bathroom.
That said I know when I have a problem it can be solved with changing diet and limiting all food. If only a little goes in your mouth not much comes out. High fiber low calorie diets with little or no processed foods will have your flume issuing smooth, controlled movements with minimal clean-up.
Best of luck and remember that applying gymnast chalk (Magnesium carbonate) to the towel rack can prevent painful tears and blisters on your hands when bearing
down...Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 11, 2016 11:19AM
Thank you bearing down, for the information on the towel rack. Might see if that works for the groan throne toilet paper roll.
I congratulate you on your superior bowels, but many of us can eat Metamucil or high fiber foods, and still pop out basketballs from our hose sized bowels and starfish.
The cost of midwives is extraordinary. Would you be willing to be a bowel buddy, and also describe what it's like to have a #4 #2?
I congratulate you on your superior bowels, but many of us can eat Metamucil or high fiber foods, and still pop out basketballs from our hose sized bowels and starfish.
The cost of midwives is extraordinary. Would you be willing to be a bowel buddy, and also describe what it's like to have a #4 #2?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WCxHm
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Date: May 11, 2016 12:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you bearing down, for the information on the
> towel rack. Might see if that works for the groan
> throne toilet paper roll.
>
> I congratulate you on your superior bowels, but
> many of us can eat Metamucil or high fiber foods,
> and still pop out basketballs from our hose sized
> bowels and starfish.
>
> The cost of midwives is extraordinary. Would you
> be willing to be a bowel buddy, and also describe
> what it's like to have a #4 #2?
No, my bodily functions are normal and private - Im back to thinking you are a scat fetishist. Freaky but not immoral. Pray for motility
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> Thank you bearing down, for the information on the
> towel rack. Might see if that works for the groan
> throne toilet paper roll.
>
> I congratulate you on your superior bowels, but
> many of us can eat Metamucil or high fiber foods,
> and still pop out basketballs from our hose sized
> bowels and starfish.
>
> The cost of midwives is extraordinary. Would you
> be willing to be a bowel buddy, and also describe
> what it's like to have a #4 #2?
No, my bodily functions are normal and private - Im back to thinking you are a scat fetishist. Freaky but not immoral. Pray for motility