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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: August 13, 2016 02:57PM

"Poop Snakes"
By Jhonny Bravo



I remember when Mary Lou said
'You want to take a dump with me after school?'
And I said, 'Yes, I do'
She said, 'I don't like to go at home
And I'm the kind that likes to poop alone
As long as you would'
I said, 'Me, too'

And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the shittin hole
And she said, 'Do what you want to do'
I got silly and I dropped a log
In the water by a big ole frog
And I shook it at her
And I said 'This log's for you'
She said

[Chorus]
'I don't like poop snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like poop snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: piano sized movement teehee ()
Date: August 13, 2016 03:45PM

very informative thread on health. Just kidding its a lame Scat Fetish thread. Starfish, midwives, poopy, corn in my poop, howling like a wolf in heat, piano sized movement teeheeteehteehee

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Matilda Onion ()
Date: August 13, 2016 05:04PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Poop Snakes"
> By Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> I remember when Mary Lou said
> 'You want to take a dump with me after school?'
> And I said, 'Yes, I do'
> She said, 'I don't like to go at home
> And I'm the kind that likes to poop alone
> As long as you would'
> I said, 'Me, too'
>
> And so we took a stroll
> Wound up down by the shittin hole
> And she said, 'Do what you want to do'
> I got silly and I dropped a log
> In the water by a big ole frog
> And I shook it at her
> And I said 'This log's for you'
> She said
>
> [Chorus]
> 'I don't like poop snakes
> And that ain't what it takes to love me
> You fool, you fool
> I don't like poop snakes
> And that ain't what it takes to love me
> Like I want to be loved by you'

Stupid.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 13, 2016 05:35PM

I thank and welcome back Mr Bravo. Well done. Despite having what appears to be a garage door where my starfish used to be, this brought a much needed smile.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: August 13, 2016 06:15PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I thank and welcome back Mr Bravo. Well done.
> Despite having what appears to be a garage door
> where my starfish used to be, this brought a much
> needed smile.


Thanks, Brown. What kind of car drove up your starfish? Probably not healthy to park cars inside your rectum. Perhaps I will write a ditty about it for you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 13, 2016 08:47PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I thank and welcome back Mr Bravo. Well done.
> > Despite having what appears to be a garage door
> > where my starfish used to be, this brought a
> much
> > needed smile.
>
>
> Thanks, Brown. What kind of car drove up your
> starfish? Probably not healthy to park cars inside
> your rectum. Perhaps I will write a ditty about it
> for you.

That would be super Mr. Bravo. A lot of us with sore bowels do like your work, as it does provide levity when dropping off Cadillac Coupe Devilles while on the groan throne.

Are you also among the brothers in bowel or a bowel buddy?

Either way I truly appreciate your kindness to the bowel trodden.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 14, 2016 06:25AM

Yes last night hurt a lot. Is it salt baths you use?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: August 14, 2016 09:26AM

'bowel buddy' are you asking if Im gay?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ffxu roadside assistance ()
Date: August 14, 2016 10:26AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> 'bowel buddy' are you asking if Im gay?


^^^fake jhonny bravo post^^^

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Real Supporter ()
Date: August 14, 2016 10:59AM

Who gives a fuck if they are gay or not? What the hell does that have to do? These people have a medical problem assholes

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cadillac Coupe Devilles-sized mo ()
Date: August 14, 2016 11:06AM

Real Supporter Wrote:
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> Who gives a fuck if they are gay or not? What the
> hell does that have to do? These people have a
> medical problem assholes


They do have problem assholes but their medical problems are between the ears.

Poopy, starfish, groan-throne, Cadillac Coupe Devilles-sized movements, bowel buddy, bowel trodden, fox in heat, calling in midwives, doctor pushed stuff back in my bowels, etc...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: name witheld by request ()
Date: August 14, 2016 01:30PM

Both my sister and I have suffered from severe constipation our entire lives. I have also been treated for depression on and off. Turns out after years of treatment for depression, I was misdiagnosed and am now on proper medications.

I had chronic and severe constipation, that causing agony, painful cramps and bowel movements (when I could have them), diarrhea pushing around the hard stools, gas, and bloating. Yes, I have been rushed to the hospital myself because of the symptoms associated with constipation. However, one of the medications I was put on was an SSRI antidepressant which also has anti-anxiety properties. I had no idea it had any anti-anxiety properties nor had I ever considered myself an anxious person. However, I noticed after taking this drug for a short period of time that my constant problems nearly resolved. It did not disappear totally, but became infrequent.

I am not a fan of benzodiazepine-type anti-anxiety medications. But this SSRI was a lifesaver for me. I wish more physicians knew that some SSRIs can relieve the symptoms of severe constipation.

By the way, this also worked for my sister, also plagued with lifelong problems. I am 59 and she is in her mid 40's. We have had this problem since early childhood.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 14, 2016 04:17PM

name witheld by request Wrote:
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> Both my sister and I have suffered from severe
> constipation our entire lives. I have also been
> treated for depression on and off. Turns out after
> years of treatment for depression, I was
> misdiagnosed and am now on proper medications.
>
> I had chronic and severe constipation, that
> causing agony, painful cramps and bowel movements
> (when I could have them), diarrhea pushing around
> the hard stools, gas, and bloating. Yes, I have
> been rushed to the hospital myself because of the
> symptoms associated with constipation. However,
> one of the medications I was put on was an SSRI
> antidepressant which also has anti-anxiety
> properties. I had no idea it had any anti-anxiety
> properties nor had I ever considered myself an
> anxious person. However, I noticed after taking
> this drug for a short period of time that my
> constant problems nearly resolved. It did not
> disappear totally, but became infrequent.
>
> I am not a fan of benzodiazepine-type anti-anxiety
> medications. But this SSRI was a lifesaver for me.
> I wish more physicians knew that some SSRIs can
> relieve the symptoms of severe constipation.
>
> By the way, this also worked for my sister, also
> plagued with lifelong problems. I am 59 and she is
> in her mid 40's. We have had this problem since
> early childhood.

I appreciate your bravery. The IBS you suffer from, you aren't alone.

I am more interested in learning the SSRIs. My sister and I both have it,and we are tired of the cramping and large monsters dropped out of my starfish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jimmy B ()
Date: August 14, 2016 05:28PM

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Date: August 14, 2016 05:29PM

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Date: August 14, 2016 05:30PM

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Date: August 14, 2016 05:31PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: August 14, 2016 05:47PM

Quite awhile since I checked this but funnier.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 15, 2016 07:47AM

Amazed flies aren't circling my groan throne. My poor sister Matilda's nose hairs burned off. Paint is peeling, and even the pictures of Bristol Stool Guides are crooked.

My poor starfish is going to get a sitz bath.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: large monsters out my starfish ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:41AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> name witheld by request Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Both my sister and I have suffered from severe
> > constipation our entire lives. I have also been
> > treated for depression on and off. Turns out
> after
> > years of treatment for depression, I was
> > misdiagnosed and am now on proper medications.
> >
> > I had chronic and severe constipation, that
> > causing agony, painful cramps and bowel
> movements
> > (when I could have them), diarrhea pushing
> around
> > the hard stools, gas, and bloating. Yes, I have
> > been rushed to the hospital myself because of
> the
> > symptoms associated with constipation. However,
> > one of the medications I was put on was an SSRI
> > antidepressant which also has anti-anxiety
> > properties. I had no idea it had any
> anti-anxiety
> > properties nor had I ever considered myself an
> > anxious person. However, I noticed after taking
> > this drug for a short period of time that my
> > constant problems nearly resolved. It did not
> > disappear totally, but became infrequent.
> >
> > I am not a fan of benzodiazepine-type
> anti-anxiety
> > medications. But this SSRI was a lifesaver for
> me.
> > I wish more physicians knew that some SSRIs can
> > relieve the symptoms of severe constipation.
> >
> > By the way, this also worked for my sister,
> also
> > plagued with lifelong problems. I am 59 and she
> is
> > in her mid 40's. We have had this problem since
> > early childhood.
>
> I appreciate your bravery. The IBS you suffer
> from, you aren't alone.
>
> I am more interested in learning the SSRIs. My
> sister and I both have it,and we are tired of the
> cramping and large monsters dropped out of my
> starfish
.

Brown Onion takes a legit post about medical issues and solutions and infantilizes the conversation. I doubt he has any problems at all. He is a simple scat fetishist. Perv

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Michael_G ()
Date: August 15, 2016 10:07AM

^BO busted

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 15, 2016 11:03AM

I was able to purchase some new plaid pants from Sears Roebuck this morning, prior to the cramping. The bag fell out of my hands, and I'm grateful for the dot head employee who helped me to my feet.

Tis a shame I clogged the third groan throne with a stinky basketball. Yet it is out and I feel better. It seems my ass takes a regular exit beating regularly.

My poor starfish. I just wish the receiving end of the 33 foot plumbing could get a day off,

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: racist homo-hating fat ass. ()
Date: August 15, 2016 12:06PM

'dot head'

Someone helps Brown and he calls him a name. I hope you keep shitting glass the rest of your days you racist homo-hating fat ass.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: August 15, 2016 12:46PM

It doesn't matter if Brown is racist or not. He's helped me. Do I agree with some of his language? Nope. Yet he's done fine service on this board.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 15, 2016 12:59PM

Towels, floor cleaner, Febreze.

Anything else you can think of id appreciate it.

Trying to avoid work harassment for my problem. Just drank a gallon of water with Pepto, not sure if it will help or not.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jimmy B ()
Date: August 15, 2016 02:00PM

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Date: August 15, 2016 02:01PM

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Date: August 15, 2016 02:02PM

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Date: August 15, 2016 02:02PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: August 15, 2016 02:49PM

Entertaining and interesting as always guys.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: August 15, 2016 03:12PM

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> Entertaining and interesting as always guys.


User name Miscavage, if you find these people such, perhaps you should check in at Woodburn. Their write ups are foolish, and with lots of coarse language.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 15, 2016 03:32PM

Talk about coarse Doc, your thumb insertion technique can use some work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: b97YV ()
Date: August 15, 2016 03:42PM

Miscavage, Jimmy B are both Brown Onion pretending to be other posters complimenting his own dumb posts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 15, 2016 06:22PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Talk about coarse Doc, your thumb insertion
> technique can use some work.


Definitely the hit of a cocktail party. I'm not looking forward to getting pounded at the ass doctor office tomorrow. I am especially concerned when both hands are on my shoulders.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mike Asshurts ()
Date: August 15, 2016 08:28PM

This thread/board is really great. I have IBS too. Nice to talk and/or joke about it. It helps.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: August 16, 2016 09:28AM

Mike Asshurts Wrote:
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> This thread/board is really great. I have IBS too.
> Nice to talk and/or joke about it. It helps.

I agree. It's bad to have what we have. Humor helps.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: queBOlameExcuses ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:10AM

"The absolute key thing people need to be mindful of to make sure they are feeding their gut's bacteria is getting enough good fibre.
"Diet wise things like yogurt, kombucha or kefir or sauerkraut are all awesome when it comes to maintaining a healthy gut once it's there," Skilton said."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/08/15/acne-eczema-psoriasis-you-need-to-look-at-your-gut-health/?utm_hp_ref=au-homepage

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO has a bad case of IBS ()
Date: August 16, 2016 10:12AM

Mike Asshurts Wrote:
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> This thread/board is really great. I have IBS too.
> Nice to talk and/or joke about it. It helps.

^BO pretending to be a 'supporter' of his own thread - no one with IBS comes to say 'starfish' 'midwives' 'basketball-sized movements'

BO has a bad case of IBS minus the 'I...'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 16, 2016 11:04AM

Tuesday and second time already this week.

I'm dreading sitting in my boss' office getting scolded. It will be like 40 years ago when in primary school. This health issue is horrible.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gordorsky ()
Date: August 16, 2016 12:15PM

There will be Slovak festival in September in Annandale.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: August 16, 2016 12:46PM

Get some balls assholes

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 16, 2016 01:33PM

The sedative is wearing off. My bowels hurt and all I remember is the doctor smoking a cigarette completely naked.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 16, 2016 02:34PM

My sister Matilda brought me an ice pack for my rectum.

It's a shame it's a 20 gallon size, and I'm tired of sleeping on my belly.

The chances of recovery for my starfish are minimal. The "doctors" poking and prodding showed nothing that he could fix.

I feel sodomized and out of $20 for this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 16, 2016 03:13PM

Gordorsky Wrote:
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> There will be Slovak festival in September in
> Annandale.


Gordo, I've been having good results with the re-introduction of Slovak foods like Bryndzove Halusky, Vyprazany syr, and Kolace .

Sunday, I actually read the funnies, drank coffee and smoked a spliff while taking a luxuriously comfortable dump. It was only weeks ago I was brought to tears trying to evacuate a massive stool.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 16, 2016 07:28PM

Perhaps I might get Slovak foods, as I can't trade in my set of torn up bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: brother bleedsmore ()
Date: August 16, 2016 08:28PM

This thread seems really good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 16, 2016 09:29PM

brother bleedsmore Wrote:
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> This thread seems really good.


We've accomplished quite a brotherhood of bowel here. Trying to make this patch of earth a bit browner. Among others with 33 feet of bad plumbing, swollen starfish, and cadres of midwives I'd like to welcome you.

How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5 am guy ()
Date: August 17, 2016 04:29AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy enjoys this thread very much and wishes everyone here well.

5am guy decided to buy a old el paso taco kit and make up a batch of really tasty tacos yesterday. Now 5am guy is suffering somewhat. This video explains it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji7Koeqlgeg

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 17, 2016 06:38AM

Oh poor 5 am. That video should be seen by Gordo and Splatter.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 17, 2016 07:52AM

My bowels betrayed me. For once I thought I got today. Yet after screaming like a wild animal snared in a trap, I know the rest of this Wednesday will be sitz bath time.

I was going to play golf, as my favorite wetback was set to be my caddy on the eighteenth holes. Now my starfish feels like 18 holes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Real Supporter ()
Date: August 17, 2016 08:44AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels betrayed me. For once I thought I got
> today. Yet after screaming like a wild animal
> snared in a trap, I know the rest of this
> Wednesday will be sitz bath time.
>
> I was going to play golf, as my favorite wetback
> was set to be my caddy on the eighteenth holes.
> Now my starfish feels like 18 holes.


I'm sorry brown onion. You've dealt with pain I can't imagine!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 17, 2016 09:41AM

My worst fears are true. My boss wants to see me at 1030. I know this will be bad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: August 17, 2016 09:42AM

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy enjoys
> this thread very much and wishes everyone here
> well.
>
> 5am guy decided to buy a old el paso taco kit and
> make up a batch of really tasty tacos yesterday.
> Now 5am guy is suffering somewhat. This video
> explains it all.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji7Koeqlgeg


Hilarious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: August 17, 2016 10:10AM

Happy hump day BiBs! Hope your suffering is minimal today. Don't know if this is a good sign or not, but took a dump when I woke up this morning, and again after my morning coffee about an hour ago. Still #4#2s, but more frequent than usual.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 17, 2016 02:28PM

My bowels have moved productively. Not especially fast but enough to digest what was needed. Anyone here have luck with Metamucil?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jimmy B ()
Date: August 17, 2016 02:50PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jz ()
Date: August 17, 2016 11:24PM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 18, 2016 09:48AM

I like these photographs. Now off to drop Nagasaki.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: ^enjoys posting to himself ()
Date: August 18, 2016 11:34AM

^enjoys posting to himself

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jack Bradley ()
Date: August 18, 2016 12:49PM

Glad to have found this off the net as I have large size bowel movements also. Straining for hours is something I'm used to and wish there was a cure. My doctor tried a couple of prescriptions but they didn't do enough to justify the cost.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 18, 2016 01:00PM

My boss is suspending me for poor hygiene. I am hurt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dGphw ()
Date: August 18, 2016 01:31PM

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> Glad to have found this off the net as I have
> large size bowel movements also. Straining for
> hours is something I'm used to and wish there was
> a cure. My doctor tried a couple of prescriptions
> but they didn't do enough to justify the cost.

What a lie. You cannot find this on 1st page of google even if you type "Foods Your Bowels Dont Want"

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: August 18, 2016 04:45PM

I should not have eaten ice cream cake.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 18, 2016 08:56PM

My poor bowels. Not much to report tonight other than the mudcat has seen better days.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: August 18, 2016 09:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My poor bowels. Not much to report tonight other
> than the mudcat has seen better days.


Sorry BO. Hope your next time is better. You aren't the only one with a bad day.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5 am guy ()
Date: August 19, 2016 05:14AM

Hi all!
5am guy checking in a little late. 5am guy came across this video,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNGSqbU7_o

5am guy thought it was on topic.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gordorsky ()
Date: August 19, 2016 06:27AM

Slovak foods have more fibre and are healthy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 08:09AM

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> Glad to have found this off the net as I have
> large size bowel movements also. Straining for
> hours is something I'm used to and wish there was
> a cure. My doctor tried a couple of prescriptions
> but they didn't do enough to justify the cost.


Ass doctors simply lie. You are among brown friends here.


Gordo where can I find these items? My garage door in the back feels pulverized.

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Date: August 19, 2016 08:53AM

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 7PjhC ()
Date: August 19, 2016 10:01AM

*Hi fakeaccountBrownOnion Guy here. This is a fantastic thread - Ive never seen better. Super pictures and humorous stories. So fantastic. Im so glad I 'stumbled' upon this fine thread.

By the way, though I hesitate to ask and am really quite new here, what (tee hee) is a 'brown starfish?' (tee hee) is this some marine life reference to a medical (tee hee) treatment?

Thanks again for this important and highly entertaining thread!!!*all posts may contain Brown Onion

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 10:26AM

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> *Hi fakeaccountBrownOnion Guy here. This is a
> fantastic thread - Ive never seen better. Super
> pictures and humorous stories. So fantastic. Im
> so glad I 'stumbled' upon this fine thread.
>
> By the way, though I hesitate to ask and am really
> quite new here, what (tee hee) is a 'brown
> starfish?' (tee hee) is this some marine life
> reference to a medical (tee hee) treatment?
>
> Thanks again for this important and highly
> entertaining
> thread!!!*all posts may contain
> Brown Onion


Anon Dick post.

How are your bowels?

Speaking of which I hope our brother in bowel dive bomber is okay. It's been awhile since he posted.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 19, 2016 11:16AM

I'm sitting out my first day suspension for hygiene. It feels unfair. Good news is I don't have bad runs today. Yet hope to be back at work soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: fakeBOposter#7 ()
Date: August 19, 2016 11:43AM

^ so funny you were suspended for IBS - what a great tale. This is such creative cutting-edge stuff! Really fantastic yarn!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Real Supporter ()
Date: August 19, 2016 11:57AM

fakeBOposter#7 Wrote:
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> ^ so funny you were suspended for IBS - what a
> great tale. This is such creative cutting-edge
> stuff!
> Really fantastic yarn!


What's your problem? Why are you such an asshole to Onion? He provides a valuable service on the underground, and you ride his ass pun intended non stop.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: August 19, 2016 12:05PM

fakeBOposter#7 Wrote:
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> ^ so funny you were suspended for IBS - what a
> great tale. This is such creative cutting-edge
> stuff!
> Really fantastic yarn!


American Disability Act!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 12:39PM

Splatter, definitely inform your boss of the ADA. Employers are required to make reasonable accommodations. I think easily your boss could put either plastic on your chair or a chair with a portable groan throne.

It's certainly discrimination and against the brown letter of the law, which congress signed with pens they held up their asses in the 1990s.

Unfortunately not as valuable as objects hidden in Christopher Walkens bowels. Natalie Wood.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:19PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Splatter, definitely inform your boss of the ADA.
> Employers are required to make reasonable
> accommodations. I think easily your boss could put
> either plastic on your chair or a chair with a
> portable groan throne.
>
> It's certainly discrimination and against the
> brown letter of the law, which congress signed
> with pens they held up their asses in the 1990s.
>
> Unfortunately not as valuable as objects hidden in
> Christopher Walkens bowels. Natalie Wood.


Thank you. To be honest I'm not happy but days off work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 04:06PM

I had fried chicken. It tasted good but the grease binds shit together. It was not a good option.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 04:53PM

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I had fried chicken. It tasted good but the grease
> binds shit together. It was not a good option.


Colored people do that on purpose. Fill you up on good soul food, and at a good price to boot. Yet for years of reparations your bowels are covering the bill.

Fried chicken, collards, macaroni and cheese, along with rice and beans are a black mans filet mignon.

Yet for your 33 feet of intestines, bowels, there are going to be substantial problems pushing the basketball out of the garden hose.

There will be screaming, teeth gnashing, perhaps bleeding. Biscuits are bowel busters. They will tear the ass out of you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Colored people do that ()
Date: August 19, 2016 06:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had fried chicken. It tasted good but the
> grease
> > binds shit together. It was not a good option.
>
>
> Colored people do that on purpose. Fill you up on
> good soul food, and at a good price to boot. Yet
> for years of reparations your bowels are covering
> the bill.
>
> Fried chicken, collards, macaroni and cheese,
> along with rice and beans are a black mans filet
> mignon.
>
> Yet for your 33 feet of intestines, bowels, there
> are going to be substantial problems pushing the
> basketball out of the garden hose.
>
> There will be screaming, teeth gnashing, perhaps
> bleeding. Biscuits are bowel busters. They will
> tear the ass out of you.

If you said that shit to a black persons face they would do more than serve you food you stupid fuck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 07:43PM

Colored people do that Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Diced Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I had fried chicken. It tasted good but the
> > grease
> > > binds shit together. It was not a good
> option.
> >
> >
> > Colored people do that on purpose. Fill you up
> on
> > good soul food, and at a good price to boot.
> Yet
> > for years of reparations your bowels are
> covering
> > the bill.
> >
> > Fried chicken, collards, macaroni and cheese,
> > along with rice and beans are a black mans
> filet
> > mignon.
> >
> > Yet for your 33 feet of intestines, bowels,
> there
> > are going to be substantial problems pushing
> the
> > basketball out of the garden hose.
> >
> > There will be screaming, teeth gnashing,
> perhaps
> > bleeding. Biscuits are bowel busters. They will
> > tear the ass out of you.
>
> If you said that shit to a black persons face they
> would do more than serve you food you stupid fuck.


Would they tell me more about their bowels, as they put the dishes in the trays from the table?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Biggoted Onion ()
Date: August 19, 2016 08:05PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had fried chicken. It tasted good but the
> grease
> > binds shit together. It was not a good option.
>
>
> Colored people do that on purpose. Fill you up on
> good soul food, and at a good price to boot. Yet
> for years of reparations your bowels are covering
> the bill.
>
> Fried chicken, collards, macaroni and cheese,
> along with rice and beans are a black mans filet
> mignon.
>
> Yet for your 33 feet of intestines, bowels, there
> are going to be substantial problems pushing the
> basketball out of the garden hose.
>
> There will be screaming, teeth gnashing, perhaps
> bleeding. Biscuits are bowel busters. They will
> tear the ass out of you.

More racist shit from the prejudiced cunt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Molly Ringworm ()
Date: August 20, 2016 08:11AM

Racist or not BO knows his shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 20, 2016 08:13AM

Someone swallowed an apple whole...



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jim Teacher ()
Date: August 20, 2016 10:06AM

I thought about this thread last weekend when I was hiking near "The Priest" in GWNF. It was really, really hot and I was hiking back to my jeep at the trail head after camping in the woods for 2 nights. It hit me suddenly and I had to take about 10 steps off the trail, drop my backpack then my shorts and squat in a red-hot hurry. I blew a geyser of brown only to turn my head and see two Asian hikers looking my way with a look of shock and horror. I called to them to apologize and they began to run away.
The whole darned thing was my fault, I should have pooped in the woods earlier instead of trying to hold out for the modern facilities at the visitor center. Pooping near a trail is never a good idea.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: August 20, 2016 12:05PM

Most Screwed up image in the thread award goes to Eesh. Don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Burpyee ()
Date: August 20, 2016 03:52PM

Looks like pregnancy birth

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poop Factory ()
Date: August 20, 2016 05:15PM

That is how BO bobs for apples. He is highly skilled.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 20, 2016 05:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Someone swallowed an apple whole...
>
>
>
> -


Eesh that's one of my smaller ones. Normally a basketball. A red delicious sized one would be a blessing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fu4sW ()
Date: August 20, 2016 09:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone swallowed an apple whole...
> >
> >
> >
> > -
>
>
> Eesh that's one of my smaller ones. Normally a
> basketball. A red delicious sized one would be a
> blessing.

Why do you stick basketballs up your ass? Is that some sort of hobby to you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 21, 2016 12:01PM

Are you sure you aren't the homosexual manager of First Watch, who asked Matilda and I to leave with our bowel related materials at breakfast this morning?

That was a lot of work carrying in laminated Bristol Stool Guides for members of the public, and placards about bowel health. I am a brown educator and take my shit seriously, capische?

Let's discuss your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: FakeBOposter#13 ()
Date: August 21, 2016 12:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Are you sure you aren't the homosexual manager of
> First Watch, who asked Matilda and I to leave with
> our bowel related materials at breakfast this
> morning?
>
> That was a lot of work carrying in laminated
> Bristol Stool Guides for members of the public,
> and placards about bowel health. I am a brown
> educator and take my shit seriously, capische?
>
> Let's discuss your bowels.

Quite a tale! Super content. Definitely not a Feces Fetishist, no you are a bard my good sir!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 21, 2016 02:11PM

Ah I see you like to include photographs of yourself on each post.

My guess is you are too young, to have had your bowels betray you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Joe Biden VP ()
Date: August 21, 2016 02:19PM

Almost as much shit here as DC

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Arlington Crapper ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:13PM

Brown Onion

You the one in Arlington

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