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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 17, 2015 10:22AM
John F Kennedy had bad bowels. Unfortunately he had a bigger problem with his head in 1963.
I feel as if I just crapped out the Warren Commission Files and the Zapruder film. Don't worry about the grassy knoll, it's brown.
I feel as if I just crapped out the Warren Commission Files and the Zapruder film. Don't worry about the grassy knoll, it's brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: February 17, 2015 11:26AM
I'm going to avoid the doctor's recommendations, because he seems very rude.
First of all, are you all white males over fifty? White people tend to have higher reported rates than other ethnicities for IBS.
Studies and my work have shown a decrease in flare ups with water, fruits, vegetables, exercise, and in some anti anxiety meds.
I'm not sure why, but these meds seem to help IBS suffering.
First of all, are you all white males over fifty? White people tend to have higher reported rates than other ethnicities for IBS.
Studies and my work have shown a decrease in flare ups with water, fruits, vegetables, exercise, and in some anti anxiety meds.
I'm not sure why, but these meds seem to help IBS suffering.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
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Date: February 17, 2015 12:19PM
This isn't webmd!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 17, 2015 12:43PM
black underwear Wrote:
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> This isn't webmd!
Enjoy piles asshole.
Nutritionist, I am glad you see through the icy cold demeanor of anon dick. He is a jerk, to be despised, and the lowest of the low.
I appreciate your insights, but I've tried fruits and vegetables with lots of abdominal cramping. It felt like my intestines were being twisted like a pretzel.
As for your question, I'm a white male in my 60's. Many members of my family have IBS.
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> This isn't webmd!
Enjoy piles asshole.
Nutritionist, I am glad you see through the icy cold demeanor of anon dick. He is a jerk, to be despised, and the lowest of the low.
I appreciate your insights, but I've tried fruits and vegetables with lots of abdominal cramping. It felt like my intestines were being twisted like a pretzel.
As for your question, I'm a white male in my 60's. Many members of my family have IBS.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wjyfhlt
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Date: February 17, 2015 01:50PM
That's gross!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 17, 2015 03:08PM
It is gross, it's both black undies appearance and attitude.
The last time I checked, this site is for free speech, as it includes everything from masturbation to telly shows or less than exemplary bowels.
Bowels are a problem for millions of Americans. Thousands of Fairfax residents. What could be more appropriate discussion?
The last time I checked, this site is for free speech, as it includes everything from masturbation to telly shows or less than exemplary bowels.
Bowels are a problem for millions of Americans. Thousands of Fairfax residents. What could be more appropriate discussion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: February 17, 2015 03:48PM
I'm going to try to get that image out of my mind, but do you have a blender at your residence?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 17, 2015 04:26PM
I think your heart is good, but a blender is how my bowels are. Churning like Alec Guiness' s ass once was outside of Hollywood.
No offense, but I've met nutrition specialists, had a hairy gay man promise to fix my ass, sadistic doctors cramming devices and foreign objects up my back pocket to no avail.
I'm upset. Simply put I dream of #4 #2's. That's it. Not millions of dollars, a super model on my arm, but bowels that work properly.
I'm exhausted and financially crushed by plumbers. Repairing wallpaper, cleaning out the bad smells, and hours wasted upon the groan throne. Tired of this shit.
No offense, but I've met nutrition specialists, had a hairy gay man promise to fix my ass, sadistic doctors cramming devices and foreign objects up my back pocket to no avail.
I'm upset. Simply put I dream of #4 #2's. That's it. Not millions of dollars, a super model on my arm, but bowels that work properly.
I'm exhausted and financially crushed by plumbers. Repairing wallpaper, cleaning out the bad smells, and hours wasted upon the groan throne. Tired of this shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 18, 2015 07:13AM
Well due to the rugrats being off school, Matilda will be bringing them over to knock on my bathroom door.
Is it possible to electrify the door?
Is it possible to electrify the door?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 18, 2015 09:44AM
User name Nutritionist,
Some of your points are valid, but it's more of an issue involving gastrointestinal specialist and psychiatric intervention.
Some of your points are valid, but it's more of an issue involving gastrointestinal specialist and psychiatric intervention.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 18, 2015 11:54AM
Dick I hope you get both internal and external piles. You need a shrink for your ego.
My butt hurts right now. I feel a need for witch hazel. I applaud the dedicated midwife for a painful but successful delivery.
My butt hurts right now. I feel a need for witch hazel. I applaud the dedicated midwife for a painful but successful delivery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 18, 2015 03:33PM
Want that juicy cheeseburger on that fancy egg bun?
How does that Virginia ham look, with the yams next to it?
Your eyes, nose and belly might be tempted but don't do it.
Your bowels will show you Montezuma's revenge.
How does that Virginia ham look, with the yams next to it?
Your eyes, nose and belly might be tempted but don't do it.
Your bowels will show you Montezuma's revenge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: February 18, 2015 03:48PM
Nutritionist, don't you think we've tried evey dietary remedy by now? Every herbal supplement?
What is it about shitting cinderblocks and explosive diarrhea you don't understand?
Why would any one who did not have to submit to a a red and brown Sitz bath? Or relish having to ask the druggist for Novacaine suppositories?
Ever lose control of your bowels at a wedding? Or on a subway during rush hour?
I'd drink water or prune juice by the gallon and eat bran by the bushel if I thought it could stop the construction of the Hoover Dam in my colon.
Next time you want to give medical advice, why not suggest to a cancer patient all they need is Vitamin C?
What is it about shitting cinderblocks and explosive diarrhea you don't understand?
Why would any one who did not have to submit to a a red and brown Sitz bath? Or relish having to ask the druggist for Novacaine suppositories?
Ever lose control of your bowels at a wedding? Or on a subway during rush hour?
I'd drink water or prune juice by the gallon and eat bran by the bushel if I thought it could stop the construction of the Hoover Dam in my colon.
Next time you want to give medical advice, why not suggest to a cancer patient all they need is Vitamin C?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 18, 2015 04:08PM
There's a part of me conflicted BEH.
Considering the nutrition person realizes what a asshole anon dick is, I'm willing to hear anything. This is perhaps at least a chance to get a bowel buddy, who can speak up for those of us on the groan throne.
Speaking of weddings, IBS reared it's ugly head at my cousins. Everyone in the chapel, thought I was being stabbed in the bathroom.
They called 911, and I had to explain my predicament to police, paramedics, and to family and friends.
I didn't get a thank you card, nor have I heard from said cousin since.
Considering the nutrition person realizes what a asshole anon dick is, I'm willing to hear anything. This is perhaps at least a chance to get a bowel buddy, who can speak up for those of us on the groan throne.
Speaking of weddings, IBS reared it's ugly head at my cousins. Everyone in the chapel, thought I was being stabbed in the bathroom.
They called 911, and I had to explain my predicament to police, paramedics, and to family and friends.
I didn't get a thank you card, nor have I heard from said cousin since.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 18, 2015 08:03PM
Can I please have Joe Biden's bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
blowout guy
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Date: February 18, 2015 08:41PM
I eat big salads every day. Me Bowels are in good condition.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: February 18, 2015 09:01PM
I got a job as a bank teller. So far so good as I'm at the window. A long day but things appear better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
50 Shades of Brown
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Date: February 18, 2015 10:05PM
My ass was like a BlunderBusterMusket, I need to drink more water. The bowl was filled with marbles, brown ones.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 06:08AM
Gordo!
Welcome back. I hope you do great in your new occupation, and that it's a bowel friendly office.
I wish you the best, got to push this Islamic sword out of my starfish somehow. Calling all midwives.
Welcome back. I hope you do great in your new occupation, and that it's a bowel friendly office.
I wish you the best, got to push this Islamic sword out of my starfish somehow. Calling all midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 08:28AM
If you can imagine Gandalf giving birth, to a hobbit and a goblin simultaneously, you were in my bathroom.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 08:38AM
BO, I had to call out sick today. Last night I destroyed the salad bar at country cookin in Warrenton. Now I am dropping number 6's every few hours. Hope your bowles are doing better than mine. I think country cookin uses lots of MSG on their foods. Do you think the MSG is a bad thing for the bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 09:17AM
Good heavens Sliced.
That my bowel buddy, am I not admonishing you, was a bad choice. What might be Salad at Country Cooking, might be something elsewhere.
I'm sorry your bowels are suffering, and hope you'll be back to #4 #2's in no time.
Let me guess, ranch or blue cheese dressing.
That my bowel buddy, am I not admonishing you, was a bad choice. What might be Salad at Country Cooking, might be something elsewhere.
I'm sorry your bowels are suffering, and hope you'll be back to #4 #2's in no time.
Let me guess, ranch or blue cheese dressing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 12:45PM
That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant looks tasty.
Whether the steer is rare to well done, think about the horns in your colon.
At a business lunch or family get together, it's quite common to order steak.
The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed on it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's an inevitable fire down below that Stephen Seagal can't stop.
Your bowels don't want that steak. Please cosnider this before downing a ribeye.
Whether the steer is rare to well done, think about the horns in your colon.
At a business lunch or family get together, it's quite common to order steak.
The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed on it, with gobs of butter is appetizing.
You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's an inevitable fire down below that Stephen Seagal can't stop.
Your bowels don't want that steak. Please cosnider this before downing a ribeye.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 19, 2015 01:05PM
So, how's the buffet steak experience for you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 01:34PM
Better than spending time at a shitty office like yours, with a cruel sadistic starfish killer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: February 19, 2015 03:19PM
I don't understand why a doctor has to be so hostile.
A lot of the posts are immature, but basic psychology classes teach that "allowing for self deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
I recommend rice, bananas, and strawberry like fruits to people with IBS. It's not a cure, but all have seen improvement. Walks of three to five miles per day are encouraged, as they help with digestion and being more regular.
A lot of the posts are immature, but basic psychology classes teach that "allowing for self deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
I recommend rice, bananas, and strawberry like fruits to people with IBS. It's not a cure, but all have seen improvement. Walks of three to five miles per day are encouraged, as they help with digestion and being more regular.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: February 19, 2015 04:48PM
Something similar works for me, Nutritionist. Piece of fruit with my lunch and some form of daily exercise and my colon is quite happy. Of course, its always been quite happy for the most part, so I can only imagine the issues BO, BEH, Gordo, and Sliced are experiencing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 19, 2015 07:46PM
My bowels are clear for now.
Nutriton I do agree to some degree. Thank you for calling out anon dick.
Yet Deadly props on your bowels. I wish mine were as good.
Nutriton I do agree to some degree. Thank you for calling out anon dick.
Yet Deadly props on your bowels. I wish mine were as good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 19, 2015 11:39PM
Nutritionist Wrote:
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> I don't understand why a doctor has to be so
> hostile.
>
> A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> psychology classes teach that "allowing for self
> deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
>
> I recommend rice, bananas, and strawberry like
> fruits to people with IBS. It's not a cure, but
> all have seen improvement. Walks of three to five
> miles per day are encouraged, as they help with
> digestion and being more regular.
Good advice from a lay person, but I am afraid these immature individuals need intensive psychotherapy.
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> I don't understand why a doctor has to be so
> hostile.
>
> A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> psychology classes teach that "allowing for self
> deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
>
> I recommend rice, bananas, and strawberry like
> fruits to people with IBS. It's not a cure, but
> all have seen improvement. Walks of three to five
> miles per day are encouraged, as they help with
> digestion and being more regular.
Good advice from a lay person, but I am afraid these immature individuals need intensive psychotherapy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: February 20, 2015 01:29AM
Nutritionist Wrote:
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> A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> psychology classes teach that "allowing for self
> deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Now, excuse me, a Cadillac Escalade is trying to drive through my Schphinkter.
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> A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> psychology classes teach that "allowing for self
> deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Now, excuse me, a Cadillac Escalade is trying to drive through my Schphinkter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 20, 2015 04:56AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Good heavens Sliced.
>
> That my bowel buddy, am I not admonishing you,
> was a bad choice. What might be Salad at Country
> Cooking, might be something elsewhere.
>
> I'm sorry your bowels are suffering, and hope
> you'll be back to #4 #2's in no time.
>
> Let me guess, ranch or blue cheese dressing.
It was ranch and the broccoli was very fresh so I ate more of that than I should of along with quite a few baby carrots. That was way too much fiber for my system all at once. I started taking immodium A-D yesterday afternoon. I think I can make it through the day today. I should have just fixed a small plate of salad with maybe a dinner roll on the side but noooo I had to make three trips to the salad bar and destroy my bowels.
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> Good heavens Sliced.
>
> That my bowel buddy, am I not admonishing you,
> was a bad choice. What might be Salad at Country
> Cooking, might be something elsewhere.
>
> I'm sorry your bowels are suffering, and hope
> you'll be back to #4 #2's in no time.
>
> Let me guess, ranch or blue cheese dressing.
It was ranch and the broccoli was very fresh so I ate more of that than I should of along with quite a few baby carrots. That was way too much fiber for my system all at once. I started taking immodium A-D yesterday afternoon. I think I can make it through the day today. I should have just fixed a small plate of salad with maybe a dinner roll on the side but noooo I had to make three trips to the salad bar and destroy my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 20, 2015 10:22AM
I wish I could post more. It's a code brown day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 20, 2015 10:22AM
I wish I could post more. It's a code brown day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 20, 2015 01:21PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Nutritionist Wrote:
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> -----
> > A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> > psychology classes teach that "allowing for
> self
> > deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
>
>
> Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse
> you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse
> you?
>
> Now, excuse me, a Cadillac Escalade is trying to
> drive through my Schphinkter.
If you were one of my patients, I would immediately refer you to someone else. Your lack of appreciation, of both medical professionals and the treatments we do have, reflect your poor character in your juvenile write ups.
It would behoove you to go abroad, and see how well you have it in this area, for gastrointestinal doctors and other providers. Name a better place. I think you need to get both some spiritual and psychiatric counseling.
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> Nutritionist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> > psychology classes teach that "allowing for
> self
> > deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
>
>
> Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse
> you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse
> you?
>
> Now, excuse me, a Cadillac Escalade is trying to
> drive through my Schphinkter.
If you were one of my patients, I would immediately refer you to someone else. Your lack of appreciation, of both medical professionals and the treatments we do have, reflect your poor character in your juvenile write ups.
It would behoove you to go abroad, and see how well you have it in this area, for gastrointestinal doctors and other providers. Name a better place. I think you need to get both some spiritual and psychiatric counseling.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 20, 2015 01:41PM
Sliced I'm pretty riled up right now. First know I'm sorry for your bowels. Ranch dressing is tasty, but that is what tore your bowels up.
And once again the ass doctor shows his true colors. You think you are Gods gift to medicine, when a porn theater mopper serves a more useful purpose. Probably more kind anon dick.
I spent almost all of the day on the groan throne. Don't you think I would have liked to visit a museum, go to the movies, instead of sitting in a bathroom with sore legs, pants around the ankles.
And once again the ass doctor shows his true colors. You think you are Gods gift to medicine, when a porn theater mopper serves a more useful purpose. Probably more kind anon dick.
I spent almost all of the day on the groan throne. Don't you think I would have liked to visit a museum, go to the movies, instead of sitting in a bathroom with sore legs, pants around the ankles.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 20, 2015 02:43PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nutritionist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> > > psychology classes teach that "allowing for
> > self
> > > deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
> >
> >
> > Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I
> amuse
> > you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin'
> amuse
> > you?
> >
> > Now, excuse me, a Cadillac Escalade is trying
> to
> > drive through my Schphinkter.
>
>
> If you were one of my patients, I would
> immediately refer you to someone else. Your lack
> of appreciation, of both medical professionals and
> the treatments we do have, reflect your poor
> character in your juvenile write ups.
>
> It would behoove you to go abroad, and see how
> well you have it in this area, for
> gastrointestinal doctors and other providers. Name
> a better place. I think you need to get both some
> spiritual and psychiatric counseling.
I woudn't be your patient under any circumstances, you quack.
I also wouldn't "go abroad", but I understand why you might, you crossdresser.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nutritionist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A lot of the posts are immature, but basic
> > > psychology classes teach that "allowing for
> > self
> > > deprecating humor" is a healthy response.
> >
> >
> > Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I
> amuse
> > you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin'
> amuse
> > you?
> >
> > Now, excuse me, a Cadillac Escalade is trying
> to
> > drive through my Schphinkter.
>
>
> If you were one of my patients, I would
> immediately refer you to someone else. Your lack
> of appreciation, of both medical professionals and
> the treatments we do have, reflect your poor
> character in your juvenile write ups.
>
> It would behoove you to go abroad, and see how
> well you have it in this area, for
> gastrointestinal doctors and other providers. Name
> a better place. I think you need to get both some
> spiritual and psychiatric counseling.
I woudn't be your patient under any circumstances, you quack.
I also wouldn't "go abroad", but I understand why you might, you crossdresser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 20, 2015 03:04PM
I'm with you BEH, brother in bowel.
It's frustrating dealing with the pitfalls of IBS, and then to get joked about or treated like small children.
Yet there's good news, as I think anon dick and others have shown what we are up against.
It's my hope the janitor at my doctors office, will read these posts, and at the very least now acknowledge my presence instead of showing antipathy.
It's frustrating dealing with the pitfalls of IBS, and then to get joked about or treated like small children.
Yet there's good news, as I think anon dick and others have shown what we are up against.
It's my hope the janitor at my doctors office, will read these posts, and at the very least now acknowledge my presence instead of showing antipathy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: February 20, 2015 03:25PM
I owe an apology, as the self deprecating jokes in here, are a sign of strength. Not just my opinion but backed up by multiple psychology specialists.
It was a well intended nod of approval, but a poor choice of words.
Anon Doc, do you think you could ease up these folks a bit?
It was a well intended nod of approval, but a poor choice of words.
Anon Doc, do you think you could ease up these folks a bit?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 20, 2015 08:44PM
Nutritionist I can't speak for everyone, but I am grateful, as are my chopped up bowels for your apology.
My bowels need more than a blender. They feel eviscerated.
My bowels need more than a blender. They feel eviscerated.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 20, 2015 11:08PM
Okay I just dropped a horrible deuce.
The kind that literally burns your nose hairs, causes you to claw the tiles like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and scream like a fox fucking in the woods.
Have you ever looked at what you produced, and thought that could not have come out of me?
I sit here in both awe and agony. The witch hazel is out, but at the same time I wonder should I bring out the Kodachrome?
It is amazing how our bowels do or don't work. I just wish my bowels could get a break. Sometimes I look at what's left of my starfish, and the words of MLK's I have a dream speech come to mind.
I can't stand for hours on the Lincoln Memorial. Instead I'd have to give the speech FDR style on the groan throne. It wouldn't be polite to the throngs of people in attendance, and the squirrels dropping out of trees would set a bad example.
The kind that literally burns your nose hairs, causes you to claw the tiles like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and scream like a fox fucking in the woods.
Have you ever looked at what you produced, and thought that could not have come out of me?
I sit here in both awe and agony. The witch hazel is out, but at the same time I wonder should I bring out the Kodachrome?
It is amazing how our bowels do or don't work. I just wish my bowels could get a break. Sometimes I look at what's left of my starfish, and the words of MLK's I have a dream speech come to mind.
I can't stand for hours on the Lincoln Memorial. Instead I'd have to give the speech FDR style on the groan throne. It wouldn't be polite to the throngs of people in attendance, and the squirrels dropping out of trees would set a bad example.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 21, 2015 06:30AM
Does anyone know a thing about almond milk and bowel reactions positive or negative?
The rugrats are coming over later, so I want their dairy selection to be healthy.
The rugrats are coming over later, so I want their dairy selection to be healthy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nutritionist
()
Date: February 21, 2015 08:25AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Does anyone know a thing about almond milk and
> bowel reactions positive or negative?
>
> The rugrats are coming over later, so I want
> their dairy selection to be healthy.
I think almond milk is the best choice. No matter what age, dairy products do pose health concerns for many. It is part of a well balanced diet, and my suggestion is to purchase it.
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> Does anyone know a thing about almond milk and
> bowel reactions positive or negative?
>
> The rugrats are coming over later, so I want
> their dairy selection to be healthy.
I think almond milk is the best choice. No matter what age, dairy products do pose health concerns for many. It is part of a well balanced diet, and my suggestion is to purchase it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 21, 2015 12:07PM
My butt feels as if it's been bombed at Pearl Harbor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 21, 2015 12:17PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My butt feels as if it's been bombed at Pearl
> Harbor.
I feel your pain BO. I awoke twice last night for a much needed #7. I was thankful that I was at home when it hit me. I am drinking some gatoraid on ice right now trying to rehydrate. Hopefully I can get myself straight by monday morning. Going to try and eat something now, maybe some rice.
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> My butt feels as if it's been bombed at Pearl
> Harbor.
I feel your pain BO. I awoke twice last night for a much needed #7. I was thankful that I was at home when it hit me. I am drinking some gatoraid on ice right now trying to rehydrate. Hopefully I can get myself straight by monday morning. Going to try and eat something now, maybe some rice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 21, 2015 02:08PM
Rice is nice Sliced. It's all about filling out the belly, and bringing your bowels the best they can have.
It's all about rocking the brown. Let me know, and share with others about your bowels.
It's my dream that people will talk about their bowels like comparing notes about a preachers sermon.
It's all about rocking the brown. Let me know, and share with others about your bowels.
It's my dream that people will talk about their bowels like comparing notes about a preachers sermon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 21, 2015 03:15PM
Nutritionist Wrote:
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> I owe an apology, as the self deprecating jokes in
> here, are a sign of strength. Not just my
> opinion but backed up by multiple psychology
> specialists.
>
> It was a well intended nod of approval, but a
> poor choice of words.
>
> Anon Doc, do you think you could ease up these
> folks a bit?
Please don't feed the animals.
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> I owe an apology, as the self deprecating jokes in
> here, are a sign of strength. Not just my
> opinion but backed up by multiple psychology
> specialists.
>
> It was a well intended nod of approval, but a
> poor choice of words.
>
> Anon Doc, do you think you could ease up these
> folks a bit?
Please don't feed the animals.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: February 21, 2015 04:07PM
A new job has helped. I don't have diarrhea as much as I used to. Slovak food and kind people help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 21, 2015 05:20PM
Gordon I am glad to hear that you are gainfully employed. You are far more mature than user name Onion and BEH, so I wish you well.
At the same time, make an appointment with a GI and a psychiatrist. You want to keep everything in a positive direction.
At the same time, make an appointment with a GI and a psychiatrist. You want to keep everything in a positive direction.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
countless situations
()
Date: February 21, 2015 09:04PM
I would like to thank GOD and the Burger King today for giving me a sanctuary to drop the big one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 21, 2015 09:16PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> Gordon I am glad to hear that you are gainfully
> employed. You are far more mature than user name
> Onion and BEH, so I wish you well.
>
> At the same time, make an appointment with a GI
> and a psychiatrist. You want to keep everything
> in a positive direction.
Anon DICK, Gordo HAS been seeing a GI, with no results.
His life has been comprimised by several incidents of inopportune uncontrolable explosive diarrhea.
He's had every conceivable diagnostic device up his ass, all more than once.Countless thumbings, prods and multi digtal explorations.
All to no avail.
Face it, your profession has let us down.
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> Gordon I am glad to hear that you are gainfully
> employed. You are far more mature than user name
> Onion and BEH, so I wish you well.
>
> At the same time, make an appointment with a GI
> and a psychiatrist. You want to keep everything
> in a positive direction.
Anon DICK, Gordo HAS been seeing a GI, with no results.
His life has been comprimised by several incidents of inopportune uncontrolable explosive diarrhea.
He's had every conceivable diagnostic device up his ass, all more than once.Countless thumbings, prods and multi digtal explorations.
All to no avail.
Face it, your profession has let us down.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 21, 2015 09:57PM
It is unbelievable the arrogance.
Anon dick shows the levels of depravity in his "profession." I think he needs to see a psychiatrist, get sensitivity training, and have a heart.
BEH, don't you think it would be appropriate for anon dick and his cruel parasite like folks, to get a dose of what we experience?
Anon dick shows the levels of depravity in his "profession." I think he needs to see a psychiatrist, get sensitivity training, and have a heart.
BEH, don't you think it would be appropriate for anon dick and his cruel parasite like folks, to get a dose of what we experience?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 21, 2015 09:58PM
I'm sorry Gordo. I'm proud of you, and think you are making your brothers in bowels proud.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 09:20AM
Oh I'm staying in bed now after slithering from the groan throne.
My ass looks like ghoulash.
My ass looks like ghoulash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 09:26AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh I'm staying in bed now after slithering from
> the groan throne.
>
> My ass looks like ghoulash.
Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough control of my system to attend church at 10:30 and I will say a prayer for you.
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> Oh I'm staying in bed now after slithering from
> the groan throne.
>
> My ass looks like ghoulash.
Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough control of my system to attend church at 10:30 and I will say a prayer for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 22, 2015 09:28AM
sliced onion Wrote:
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> Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> control of my system to attend church at 10:30 and
> I will say a prayer for you.
Is there a patron saint for bowels?
I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
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> Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> control of my system to attend church at 10:30 and
> I will say a prayer for you.
Is there a patron saint for bowels?
I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 22, 2015 10:37AM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> > control of my system to attend church at 10:30
> and
> > I will say a prayer for you.
>
> Is there a patron saint for bowels?
>
> I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
I'm sure your churches, must be thrilled to have you as members. Why you keep disrespecting religion and medicine is disturbing.
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> > control of my system to attend church at 10:30
> and
> > I will say a prayer for you.
>
> Is there a patron saint for bowels?
>
> I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
I'm sure your churches, must be thrilled to have you as members. Why you keep disrespecting religion and medicine is disturbing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 12:44PM
Kiss my brown fish "doc"?
I an so annoyed right now. After straining on the groan throne, and screaming out in misery, this is all you are good for?
I an so annoyed right now. After straining on the groan throne, and screaming out in misery, this is all you are good for?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 12:44PM
Kiss my brown fish "doc"?
I an so annoyed right now. After straining on the groan throne, and screaming out in misery, this is all you are good for?
I an so annoyed right now. After straining on the groan throne, and screaming out in misery, this is all you are good for?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 22, 2015 01:28PM
Would you please grow up, make an appointment, instead of discouraging people from preventative care?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 04:25PM
BEH Wrote:
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> > control of my system to attend church at 10:30
> and
> > I will say a prayer for you.
>
> Is there a patron saint for bowels?
>
> I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
Saint Bonaventure
Saint Bonaventure
Century: 13th Century
Patronage: Bowel Disorder, Doctor of the Church
Feast Day: July 15th
Saint Bonaventure was a Bishop, and a Doctor of the Church. He was born in Tuscany, in 1221. He received his name when his mother was pleading in prayer to St. Francis of Assisi, for John’s recovery from a dangerous illness. Foreseeing the future greatness of little John in a vision, she cried out, “O Buona Ventura”, meaning, “O good Forune”. From that day on, John was called Bonaventure.
St. Bonaventure did suffer from a life threatening illness effecting the bowels as a young child, and that prayer to St. Francis of Assisi saved his life. At age twenty two, St. Bonaventure entered the Franciscan Order. Having made his vows, he was sent ot Paris to complete his studies. While in Paris, he became a close friend of St. Thomas Aquinas. He received his Doctor of Theology, together with his friend, Thomas Aquinas. At the age of thirty five, he was chosen General of his Order and restored a perfect calm, where peace had been disturbed by internal dissensions.
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> > control of my system to attend church at 10:30
> and
> > I will say a prayer for you.
>
> Is there a patron saint for bowels?
>
> I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
Saint Bonaventure
Saint Bonaventure
Century: 13th Century
Patronage: Bowel Disorder, Doctor of the Church
Feast Day: July 15th
Saint Bonaventure was a Bishop, and a Doctor of the Church. He was born in Tuscany, in 1221. He received his name when his mother was pleading in prayer to St. Francis of Assisi, for John’s recovery from a dangerous illness. Foreseeing the future greatness of little John in a vision, she cried out, “O Buona Ventura”, meaning, “O good Forune”. From that day on, John was called Bonaventure.
St. Bonaventure did suffer from a life threatening illness effecting the bowels as a young child, and that prayer to St. Francis of Assisi saved his life. At age twenty two, St. Bonaventure entered the Franciscan Order. Having made his vows, he was sent ot Paris to complete his studies. While in Paris, he became a close friend of St. Thomas Aquinas. He received his Doctor of Theology, together with his friend, Thomas Aquinas. At the age of thirty five, he was chosen General of his Order and restored a perfect calm, where peace had been disturbed by internal dissensions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 22, 2015 04:44PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> Would you please grow up, make an appointment,
> instead of discouraging people from preventative
> care?
LOL@ "prevenative care".... like to hear an example of that term?
You go into the office, get naked, and climb on a table.
Then you get an injection of something.
Later, you wake up with a sore ass, and a rectum full of vaseline.
Now, if the same thing happened at a frat party, I doubt the incident would be referred to by the local prosecuter as "preventive care".
And after year after year of that...I'm still shitting cinderblocks.
No thanks Anon Doc, sell that line of beans to the next sap.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Would you please grow up, make an appointment,
> instead of discouraging people from preventative
> care?
LOL@ "prevenative care".... like to hear an example of that term?
You go into the office, get naked, and climb on a table.
Then you get an injection of something.
Later, you wake up with a sore ass, and a rectum full of vaseline.
Now, if the same thing happened at a frat party, I doubt the incident would be referred to by the local prosecuter as "preventive care".
And after year after year of that...I'm still shitting cinderblocks.
No thanks Anon Doc, sell that line of beans to the next sap.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 06:11PM
sliced onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sliced onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> > > control of my system to attend church at
> 10:30
> > and
> > > I will say a prayer for you.
> >
> > Is there a patron saint for bowels?
> >
> > I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
>
>
> Saint Bonaventure
> Saint Bonaventure
>
> Century: 13th Century
> Patronage: Bowel Disorder, Doctor of the
> Church
> Feast Day: July 15th
>
> Saint Bonaventure was a Bishop, and a Doctor of
> the Church. He was born in Tuscany, in 1221. He
> received his name when his mother was pleading in
> prayer to St. Francis of Assisi, for John’s
> recovery from a dangerous illness. Foreseeing the
> future greatness of little John in a vision, she
> cried out, “O Buona Ventura”, meaning, “O
> good Forune”. From that day on, John was called
> Bonaventure.
>
> St. Bonaventure did suffer from a life threatening
> illness effecting the bowels as a young child, and
> that prayer to St. Francis of Assisi saved his
> life. At age twenty two, St. Bonaventure entered
> the Franciscan Order. Having made his vows, he
> was sent ot Paris to complete his studies. While
> in Paris, he became a close friend of St. Thomas
> Aquinas. He received his Doctor of Theology,
> together with his friend, Thomas Aquinas. At the
> age of thirty five, he was chosen General of his
> Order and restored a perfect calm, where peace had
> been disturbed by internal dissensions.
This shit is incredible! Thank you for great reading material. A pity about his bowels.
Maybe one day anon dicks bowels will show him what it's like.
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sliced onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hang tough my friend. I have regained enough
> > > control of my system to attend church at
> 10:30
> > and
> > > I will say a prayer for you.
> >
> > Is there a patron saint for bowels?
> >
> > I mean, even animals have St. Francis.
>
>
> Saint Bonaventure
> Saint Bonaventure
>
> Century: 13th Century
> Patronage: Bowel Disorder, Doctor of the
> Church
> Feast Day: July 15th
>
> Saint Bonaventure was a Bishop, and a Doctor of
> the Church. He was born in Tuscany, in 1221. He
> received his name when his mother was pleading in
> prayer to St. Francis of Assisi, for John’s
> recovery from a dangerous illness. Foreseeing the
> future greatness of little John in a vision, she
> cried out, “O Buona Ventura”, meaning, “O
> good Forune”. From that day on, John was called
> Bonaventure.
>
> St. Bonaventure did suffer from a life threatening
> illness effecting the bowels as a young child, and
> that prayer to St. Francis of Assisi saved his
> life. At age twenty two, St. Bonaventure entered
> the Franciscan Order. Having made his vows, he
> was sent ot Paris to complete his studies. While
> in Paris, he became a close friend of St. Thomas
> Aquinas. He received his Doctor of Theology,
> together with his friend, Thomas Aquinas. At the
> age of thirty five, he was chosen General of his
> Order and restored a perfect calm, where peace had
> been disturbed by internal dissensions.
This shit is incredible! Thank you for great reading material. A pity about his bowels.
Maybe one day anon dicks bowels will show him what it's like.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 22, 2015 07:49PM
I bet that red velvet cake looks succulent. The frosting and that red gleam, makes your appetite increase exponentially.
Want to experience some of that crab dip at a black tie affair? Oh without a doubt, but if forty or above proceed carefully.
What might taste good now, could have you doubled over later. You could have a crap with blood and food dye.
Want to experience some of that crab dip at a black tie affair? Oh without a doubt, but if forty or above proceed carefully.
What might taste good now, could have you doubled over later. You could have a crap with blood and food dye.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 22, 2015 08:56PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would you please grow up, make an appointment,
> > instead of discouraging people from
> preventative
> > care?
>
>
> LOL@ "prevenative care".... like to hear an
> example of that term?
>
> You go into the office, get naked, and climb on a
> table.
>
> Then you get an injection of something.
>
> Later, you wake up with a sore ass, and a rectum
> full of vaseline.
>
> Now, if the same thing happened at a frat party, I
> doubt the incident would be referred to by the
> local prosecuter as "preventive care".
>
> And after year after year of that...I'm still
> shitting cinderblocks.
>
> No thanks Anon Doc, sell that line of beans to the
> next sap.
If you really are someone with IBS, you are doing a disservice to the people that have it. You really are, and I think the least you can do is owe an apology.
I provide patient care, have been doing it for well over thirty five years, and have never seen such stupidity as some of your write ups consist of.
For those who believe user name BEH or Onion, or any of these mental midgets, please go to responsible, legitimate internet sites about IBS, colon cancer prevention, and digestive system health.
I am concerned that you are trying to get people scared of colon cancer checks, which are really virtually painless. You should think about how if caught early, people's lives can be saved. As for your suffering, you would be best served going to a GI and psychiatrist, although at this point, you might need more intense intervention.
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> Anon Doc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would you please grow up, make an appointment,
> > instead of discouraging people from
> preventative
> > care?
>
>
> LOL@ "prevenative care".... like to hear an
> example of that term?
>
> You go into the office, get naked, and climb on a
> table.
>
> Then you get an injection of something.
>
> Later, you wake up with a sore ass, and a rectum
> full of vaseline.
>
> Now, if the same thing happened at a frat party, I
> doubt the incident would be referred to by the
> local prosecuter as "preventive care".
>
> And after year after year of that...I'm still
> shitting cinderblocks.
>
> No thanks Anon Doc, sell that line of beans to the
> next sap.
If you really are someone with IBS, you are doing a disservice to the people that have it. You really are, and I think the least you can do is owe an apology.
I provide patient care, have been doing it for well over thirty five years, and have never seen such stupidity as some of your write ups consist of.
For those who believe user name BEH or Onion, or any of these mental midgets, please go to responsible, legitimate internet sites about IBS, colon cancer prevention, and digestive system health.
I am concerned that you are trying to get people scared of colon cancer checks, which are really virtually painless. You should think about how if caught early, people's lives can be saved. As for your suffering, you would be best served going to a GI and psychiatrist, although at this point, you might need more intense intervention.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 04:24AM
BO, I am awake at 4 am even though I don't have to be at work until 8. My bowels are causing me to lose sleep but at least I am now churning out #5s. Yesterday right after church a really nice girl who has been divorced a couple years now flat out asked me over to her place. I really wanted to go but she commented that she had made a big pot of chili using a family recipe that had been handed down in her family for over a hundred years. I had to make an excuse not to go and now she probably hates me. Oh how my bowel problems are negatively effecting my life! I could not risk eating chili and missing more time from work, I am down to just 3 sick days now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 08:14AM
This haw nothing to do with colonoscopys anon dick, you need to butt out of this, retire, and call it a day.
The Fl keys are perfect. Enjoy spreading your aura of asshole down there.
The Fl keys are perfect. Enjoy spreading your aura of asshole down there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 08:17AM
Sliced ,
I'm sorry your bowels put you in that quandary. St. Bonaventure couldn't help, probably busy with intestinal discomfort as well.
That is difficult, and our bowels let us down. I hope your spirits are good, although eating a nice dinner and playing grab ass would have been much better.
My heart and bowels go out to you sliced. I wish we could find women with IBS.
I'm sorry your bowels put you in that quandary. St. Bonaventure couldn't help, probably busy with intestinal discomfort as well.
That is difficult, and our bowels let us down. I hope your spirits are good, although eating a nice dinner and playing grab ass would have been much better.
My heart and bowels go out to you sliced. I wish we could find women with IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
...
()
Date: February 23, 2015 08:58AM
Yum. Dinner tonight.
...
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 10:53AM
Oh that looks good, Rachel Ray would approve. The simmering steak juices and onions carmalized, just perfection on a plate and a treat for the taste buds.
Yet as it goes down lower than your esophagaus, you might have a case of buyers remorse.
Your bowels will pay a hefty cost. Is it worth it?
Yet as it goes down lower than your esophagaus, you might have a case of buyers remorse.
Your bowels will pay a hefty cost. Is it worth it?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Pot to Piss in
()
Date: February 23, 2015 11:52AM
Fuck you all. I'll eat whatever I want when I wnat it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: February 23, 2015 02:16PM
That's not a healthy attitude. Key advice of the day, 40" waist or above literally doubles your chance for a heart attack.
Food choices and exercise are very important, and to those with IBS, I'd recommend a diet heavy on fruits, vegetables, and water.
Fried foods, sodas, and excessive dairy are to be avoided.
Food choices and exercise are very important, and to those with IBS, I'd recommend a diet heavy on fruits, vegetables, and water.
Fried foods, sodas, and excessive dairy are to be avoided.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 05:09PM
Nutritionist, I think you mean well, but my ass looks like what comes out of a Chef Boyardee can.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 06:11PM
Okay it was on Dr. Oz, but does anyone know about mint and juniper for easing IBS?
I'm willing to give it a shot, but don't as a result of a leafy diet, end up crapping out a ficus tree.
I'm willing to give it a shot, but don't as a result of a leafy diet, end up crapping out a ficus tree.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 23, 2015 07:54PM
I am going to wear a St. Bonaventure medal from now on.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 24, 2015 08:13AM
Sliced,
I hope that brings comfort, as you sweat, scream, and cry from the groan throne. Pushing out loafs of unbearable size, no one should have to go through this.
My brothers grandchildren are visiting later. I hope to get some quality Uncle B time with them. It's hopefully going to be that time for "the talk" about bowel friendly foods and habits.
I hope that brings comfort, as you sweat, scream, and cry from the groan throne. Pushing out loafs of unbearable size, no one should have to go through this.
My brothers grandchildren are visiting later. I hope to get some quality Uncle B time with them. It's hopefully going to be that time for "the talk" about bowel friendly foods and habits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: February 24, 2015 10:31AM
Yesterday I forgot to celebrate a wonderful anniversary. First Lady Michelle Obamas 5th year of "Let's Move."
Obesity has and is a problem in this nation. I do hope people with IBS will look at some of the guidelines, because it might just help someone.
Obesity has and is a problem in this nation. I do hope people with IBS will look at some of the guidelines, because it might just help someone.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: February 24, 2015 12:42PM
What does Obamas program have to do with health these guys are talking about
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 24, 2015 02:07PM
I don't understand this either. Michelle and her "plan" don't do shit for anyone's bowels.
If she had an IBS awareness group I'd be supportive.
Now to drop off David Axelrod.
If she had an IBS awareness group I'd be supportive.
Now to drop off David Axelrod.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
FrankRizzo
()
Date: February 24, 2015 02:15PM
Shits-n-giggles.
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Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 24, 2015 02:35PM
The UPS man delivered my squattie potty yesterday and I found it on my front step on my way to work this morning. Hopefully I will get to try it out tonight. They just slapped a shipping label on the box. I hope the neighbors did not see it. My neighbors already think I am a wack job.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 24, 2015 02:46PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> I hope that brings comfort, as you sweat, scream,
> and cry from the groan throne. Pushing out loafs
> of unbearable size, no one should have to go
> through this.
>
> My brothers grandchildren are visiting later. I
> hope to get some quality Uncle B time with them.
> It's hopefully going to be that time for "the
> talk" about bowel friendly foods and habits.
Teach those kids well and you may save them from a lifetime of bowel problems. You are a good man BO.
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> Sliced,
>
> I hope that brings comfort, as you sweat, scream,
> and cry from the groan throne. Pushing out loafs
> of unbearable size, no one should have to go
> through this.
>
> My brothers grandchildren are visiting later. I
> hope to get some quality Uncle B time with them.
> It's hopefully going to be that time for "the
> talk" about bowel friendly foods and habits.
Teach those kids well and you may save them from a lifetime of bowel problems. You are a good man BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: February 24, 2015 03:49PM
sliced onion Wrote:
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> The UPS man delivered my squattie potty yesterday
> and I found it on my front step on my way to work
> this morning. Hopefully I will get to try it out
> tonight. They just slapped a shipping label on the
> box. I hope the neighbors did not see it. My
> neighbors already think I am a wack job.
So you bought one, Sliced, instead of making your own? Let us know how it works out for you.
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> The UPS man delivered my squattie potty yesterday
> and I found it on my front step on my way to work
> this morning. Hopefully I will get to try it out
> tonight. They just slapped a shipping label on the
> box. I hope the neighbors did not see it. My
> neighbors already think I am a wack job.
So you bought one, Sliced, instead of making your own? Let us know how it works out for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: February 24, 2015 03:51PM
Pastrami and swiss on whole wheat, with two tangerines for dessert. Regular as ever. Wish it was as easy as that for most of you here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 24, 2015 05:28PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > The UPS man delivered my squattie potty
> yesterday
> > and I found it on my front step on my way to
> work
> > this morning. Hopefully I will get to try it
> out
> > tonight. They just slapped a shipping label on
> the
> > box. I hope the neighbors did not see it. My
> > neighbors already think I am a wack job.
>
> So you bought one, Sliced, instead of making your
> own? Let us know how it works out for you.
Yes I got one. I figure it is better to go with what has worked for others before trying to re-invent the wheel. The real test will be around 3am. Updates to follow.
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The UPS man delivered my squattie potty
> yesterday
> > and I found it on my front step on my way to
> work
> > this morning. Hopefully I will get to try it
> out
> > tonight. They just slapped a shipping label on
> the
> > box. I hope the neighbors did not see it. My
> > neighbors already think I am a wack job.
>
> So you bought one, Sliced, instead of making your
> own? Let us know how it works out for you.
Yes I got one. I figure it is better to go with what has worked for others before trying to re-invent the wheel. The real test will be around 3am. Updates to follow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 25, 2015 06:53AM
Sliced I wish you well on this toilet. Also hoping if you have nosy, albeit burned nose hair neighbors like I have, they didn't check the box. It's a shame ordering bowel accessories is like ordering from Adam and Eve.
Deadly, that is a scary combo. You truly are blessed, and I appreciate your kindness. You are a bowel buddy for sure.
Will be monitoring to learn about sliced toilet. And to cool my Benghazi like bowels.
Deadly, that is a scary combo. You truly are blessed, and I appreciate your kindness. You are a bowel buddy for sure.
Will be monitoring to learn about sliced toilet. And to cool my Benghazi like bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 25, 2015 08:41AM
You walk into Maggianos with your family.
A million to one says that salad bar looks appetizing. The smell of pizza and pasta fill your olfactory nerves with a pleasant aroma.
Yet disaster is as close as the noodles on your plate.
The booth seems to shrink. A few minutes you were laughing al fresco with your family and friends.
Now you aren't worried about splitting the check. Instead you might split something else.
The cramps are a warning. After a mad dash to the bathroom, you literally scream and claw, causing trouble for other diners.
They all know who you are as you come out. That deuce might have dropped, but the strain and scents linger on. This is IBS.
A million to one says that salad bar looks appetizing. The smell of pizza and pasta fill your olfactory nerves with a pleasant aroma.
Yet disaster is as close as the noodles on your plate.
The booth seems to shrink. A few minutes you were laughing al fresco with your family and friends.
Now you aren't worried about splitting the check. Instead you might split something else.
The cramps are a warning. After a mad dash to the bathroom, you literally scream and claw, causing trouble for other diners.
They all know who you are as you come out. That deuce might have dropped, but the strain and scents linger on. This is IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 25, 2015 11:02AM
I'm horrified as Matilda got back from her GI.
We discussed her appointment over brunch, and how he treated her and her bowels, does this man have no shame?
We discussed her appointment over brunch, and how he treated her and her bowels, does this man have no shame?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH or Northman
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Date: February 25, 2015 02:34PM
Bunch of scat lovers
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 25, 2015 02:52PM
Squat pot is well worth the money. The road to browntown was running at speed this morning
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
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Date: February 25, 2015 02:56PM
Fuck you assholes!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: February 25, 2015 04:30PM
I'm not trying to toot my horn, but I think you should all make a visit to a nutritionist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 25, 2015 06:53PM
Sliced,
Glad to hear. I'm curious do you have links or pictures of this bowel friendly device? Please update regularly, because as bowel brothers have determined, some products are more brown friendly than others.
Nutritionist, again I think you are kind, but I don't believe you understand the complexities of IBS? Are you willing to look at my bowels?
Glad to hear. I'm curious do you have links or pictures of this bowel friendly device? Please update regularly, because as bowel brothers have determined, some products are more brown friendly than others.
Nutritionist, again I think you are kind, but I don't believe you understand the complexities of IBS? Are you willing to look at my bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 25, 2015 06:54PM
FrankRizzo Wrote:
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> Shits-n-giggles.
Mr Rizzo,
Is that a picture of Gordo? That is disturbing.
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> Shits-n-giggles.
Mr Rizzo,
Is that a picture of Gordo? That is disturbing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 26, 2015 07:29AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> Glad to hear. I'm curious do you have links or
> pictures of this bowel friendly device? Please
> update regularly, because as bowel brothers have
> determined, some products are more brown friendly
> than others.
>
> Nutritionist, again I think you are kind, but I
> don't believe you understand the complexities of
> IBS? Are you willing to look at my bowels?
BO, Our friend Deadly Combo turned me on to the squatty potty device and I got one from Amazon. It has the same effect as putting phone books under your feet while perched on the thunder mug. The squatty potty device is quite sturdy and will be easy to keep clean. I had a fantastic experience this morning using that device. Today will be a code green code brown day for me, I don't get too many days like this so I am really going to enjoy it! This thread is truly improving my life, Thanks again BO and thanks to all others who have contributed to this thread in a positive manor.
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> Sliced,
>
> Glad to hear. I'm curious do you have links or
> pictures of this bowel friendly device? Please
> update regularly, because as bowel brothers have
> determined, some products are more brown friendly
> than others.
>
> Nutritionist, again I think you are kind, but I
> don't believe you understand the complexities of
> IBS? Are you willing to look at my bowels?
BO, Our friend Deadly Combo turned me on to the squatty potty device and I got one from Amazon. It has the same effect as putting phone books under your feet while perched on the thunder mug. The squatty potty device is quite sturdy and will be easy to keep clean. I had a fantastic experience this morning using that device. Today will be a code green code brown day for me, I don't get too many days like this so I am really going to enjoy it! This thread is truly improving my life, Thanks again BO and thanks to all others who have contributed to this thread in a positive manor.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 26, 2015 08:13AM
I'm thrilled to see your bowels improve. Does this device angle of attack, what percentage difference do you think it makes?
I'm glad your bowels feel betrer. It's a shame this device doesn't have handles, and perhaps a drawer for wet towels.
Yet it looks good. More later as I have clean up to do
I'm glad your bowels feel betrer. It's a shame this device doesn't have handles, and perhaps a drawer for wet towels.
Yet it looks good. More later as I have clean up to do
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 26, 2015 09:09AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'm thrilled to see your bowels improve. Does
> this device angle of attack, what percentage
> difference do you think it makes?
>
> I'm glad your bowels feel betrer. It's a shame
> this device doesn't have handles, and perhaps a
> drawer for wet towels.
>
> Yet it looks good. More later as I have clean up
> to do
I have only used the squat pot a couple times so its hard to say how much of a difference it makes. This morning the payload above my bomb bay doors was already deployment friendly but I feel that the device was partly responsible for the best evacuation I have experienced in about a year.
Here is another product I plan to add to my emergency kit in the back of my minivan.
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> I'm thrilled to see your bowels improve. Does
> this device angle of attack, what percentage
> difference do you think it makes?
>
> I'm glad your bowels feel betrer. It's a shame
> this device doesn't have handles, and perhaps a
> drawer for wet towels.
>
> Yet it looks good. More later as I have clean up
> to do
I have only used the squat pot a couple times so its hard to say how much of a difference it makes. This morning the payload above my bomb bay doors was already deployment friendly but I feel that the device was partly responsible for the best evacuation I have experienced in about a year.
Here is another product I plan to add to my emergency kit in the back of my minivan.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: February 26, 2015 09:31AM
I'm not trying to insult but help. My experience is with IBS, didn't you read that at the beginning? I'm not like anon doctor, as I do care a lot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shitzandgoggles
()
Date: February 26, 2015 11:22AM
Nice depends. Roflmao bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 26, 2015 01:06PM
Sliced congrats to your bowels are in order. If your bowels could drink champagne and smoke a cigar, well you know.
I'm clear now I hope. That other product seems useful, as that's what happened. I had to make a mad dash to the groan throne.
To be honest I should have posted a picture. That was a huge delivery. Thanks to the midwife.
Nutritionist, unless you have any new information, it's not worth our time to read your posts.
I'm clear now I hope. That other product seems useful, as that's what happened. I had to make a mad dash to the groan throne.
To be honest I should have posted a picture. That was a huge delivery. Thanks to the midwife.
Nutritionist, unless you have any new information, it's not worth our time to read your posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
A Thinker
()
Date: February 26, 2015 01:19PM
A poem about bowels by Ibrahima Diaby
Blood of the brave
More you grow, the more you seem to stay the same See the time mows you and your aims feel the same. Folks come and go; they don't seem to give a damn You would sell your soul to not be the kid of shame.
Time passes and exhausts you, your soul is dying You feel the burn of misery and your heart weeps Your dreams are fading, yet you try Somehow, to overcome pain and its whip…
And you live day to day Search in vain a way Between an unchanging past, a present of damages And the hope of a better future, my Homage Here comes the day.
Be my hero, the man who started from zero To showing the way of not being a social zero From the huts and the wood that forge you brain None of your suffering will be in vain.
Weave your dream nest and wait.
Read more at: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_brave_640096
Blood of the brave
More you grow, the more you seem to stay the same See the time mows you and your aims feel the same. Folks come and go; they don't seem to give a damn You would sell your soul to not be the kid of shame.
Time passes and exhausts you, your soul is dying You feel the burn of misery and your heart weeps Your dreams are fading, yet you try Somehow, to overcome pain and its whip…
And you live day to day Search in vain a way Between an unchanging past, a present of damages And the hope of a better future, my Homage Here comes the day.
Be my hero, the man who started from zero To showing the way of not being a social zero From the huts and the wood that forge you brain None of your suffering will be in vain.
Weave your dream nest and wait.
Read more at: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_brave_640096