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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 05, 2015 07:55PM
Sliced, your plight reminds me of the late Mario Cuomo. He used to retun to the Empire State, because it's not your bed you miss, but your own groan throne.
There's nothing better than crapping near where you eat, obviously not near the kitchen per se, but you get the idea. There's no adjustments needed, compared to commodes in other places.
I hope your bowels recover from this. Yes that meal can cause for some messy entrails. Here's to your ride home being safe, and i wish you #4 #2s from the bottom of my colon.
There's nothing better than crapping near where you eat, obviously not near the kitchen per se, but you get the idea. There's no adjustments needed, compared to commodes in other places.
I hope your bowels recover from this. Yes that meal can cause for some messy entrails. Here's to your ride home being safe, and i wish you #4 #2s from the bottom of my colon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
mudbutt
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Date: February 05, 2015 08:12PM
So I think I completely emptied my bowels today. I went until all that was coming out was water, really stinging, painful water. I probably flushed over 100 times today.
I'm now feeling better, and I'm on my second bowl of vegetable soup, a little cayenne pepper, here's to better bowel function tomorrow.
I'm now feeling better, and I'm on my second bowl of vegetable soup, a little cayenne pepper, here's to better bowel function tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 06:59AM
Cayenne pepper, mudbutt that is straight out of Yosemite Sam's buns are burning.
I hope your bowels feel blessed.
Aside from the pepper, that sounds bowel friendly, and I'm sorry you have pee like shits. Those are not fun, but the key thing is don't eat asparagus.
I hope your bowels feel blessed.
Aside from the pepper, that sounds bowel friendly, and I'm sorry you have pee like shits. Those are not fun, but the key thing is don't eat asparagus.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 07:23AM
Here's some bowel friendly foods
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 07:26AM
BO, i think ot got things under control. Had a big #5 last night. I have to work about two hours before I take ththe long drive home. I have a phobia about using public restrooms for #2. I wonder if my fear of public restrooms are part of the reason for my overall bowel troubles.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 08:57AM
You aren't alone on the fear of public bathrooms.
A conservative Utah Senator with a wide stance, or knocking from the other stall guarantees a fast shit, no matter what size the Bristol Stool Guide says.
Then there are the rude folks, who vocalize their complaints about odors, when their shit stinks.
Public bathrooms could be responsible for bowel issues in my opinion.
A conservative Utah Senator with a wide stance, or knocking from the other stall guarantees a fast shit, no matter what size the Bristol Stool Guide says.
Then there are the rude folks, who vocalize their complaints about odors, when their shit stinks.
Public bathrooms could be responsible for bowel issues in my opinion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 10:45AM
It seems we've turned another brown page here, so this is a handy reference.
I like this format.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 01:08PM
That pizza smells delicious. The melted cheese looks divine, but this is a Venus fly trap for your bowels.
What may smell and look good now, could have harsh consequences for later. The pizza box really is a Pandora box, as your thirty hour ride will be accompanied by stomach pain, brown streaks on your tighty whities, and a crap the size of a DeLorean.
When in doubt leave it out.
What may smell and look good now, could have harsh consequences for later. The pizza box really is a Pandora box, as your thirty hour ride will be accompanied by stomach pain, brown streaks on your tighty whities, and a crap the size of a DeLorean.
When in doubt leave it out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: February 06, 2015 01:43PM
I don't think I'll get a job soon. It's sad but I had some problems at the job fair. It's embarrassing. I don't know what to do. Are there jobs from home? I want and need to work. No one from the job fair called.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 03:02PM
BO, I just got home. I drove non-stop and made good time because I was percolating a big pot of butt coffee the last 200 miles. The low fuel light on my dasboard was on about 20 miles short of the house but I ignored it and ran into my powder room just in time to release a huge #5. Thank God the fuel held out as I could picture myself having to call AAA with a load in my shorts. I did some research on my fear of public restrooms. My condition is called Lstropublicaphobia. I have no problem with taking a wizz in a public restroom but I have only dumped in one maybe a dozen times in all my 40+ years. Why do I put myself through such misery when there are so many public bathrooms along our interstate highways? Do you think I should seek mental or medical help? I can poop just fine in my own motel room and there have been a couple of times that I rented a cheap room just to take a dump, what a waste of money that is but on those occasions I was desperate. I look forward to your input, thanks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: February 06, 2015 04:18PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Here's some bowel friendly foods
Personally not a fan of avocado (even in guacamole), but I do enjoy the other foods you pictured BO. Hope you and other sufferers on this thread have a #4#2 weekend!
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> Here's some bowel friendly foods
Personally not a fan of avocado (even in guacamole), but I do enjoy the other foods you pictured BO. Hope you and other sufferers on this thread have a #4#2 weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 06:00PM
Gordo, I don't know if jobs are available where you can get paid for stuffing envelopes from home anymore.
Are you good with computers? My rug rats, grand kids and nephews and nieces, who I might add are the most knowledgeable on fiber and bowel health, have told me computers allow many to work from home.
Telecommuting on the groan throne perhaps?
Are you good with computers? My rug rats, grand kids and nephews and nieces, who I might add are the most knowledgeable on fiber and bowel health, have told me computers allow many to work from home.
Telecommuting on the groan throne perhaps?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 06:47PM
Sliced,
I have never heard of that. Is it the fear of a Utah Senator, is it the fear of bad aromas will knock fellow stall occupants over?
Like you I don't like public bathrooms. My reason is simple. Rude fellow stall mates or people washing their hands make snide comments. I know my shit stinks. I'm aware the screams scare people, as does my hands ripping railings off the walls.
There's no groan throne like the one at home. You are a bowel warrior. See even with your bowel problems, you carry on, and don't let them define you. You are a strong brother in bowel.
I have never heard of that. Is it the fear of a Utah Senator, is it the fear of bad aromas will knock fellow stall occupants over?
Like you I don't like public bathrooms. My reason is simple. Rude fellow stall mates or people washing their hands make snide comments. I know my shit stinks. I'm aware the screams scare people, as does my hands ripping railings off the walls.
There's no groan throne like the one at home. You are a bowel warrior. See even with your bowel problems, you carry on, and don't let them define you. You are a strong brother in bowel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 06, 2015 06:48PM
Deadly Combo,
It's okay not to like certain ones. The key is at least incorporating some of these.
One thing, don't eat too much green food coloring, unless you like Irish green shits.
It's okay not to like certain ones. The key is at least incorporating some of these.
One thing, don't eat too much green food coloring, unless you like Irish green shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: February 06, 2015 09:47PM
Funny you should mention Irish shits, Brownie.
Judging by the pain and soreness, I think I may have just excreted The Emerald Isle.
If the water turns green during my Sitz bath, I'll know for sure.
Judging by the pain and soreness, I think I may have just excreted The Emerald Isle.
If the water turns green during my Sitz bath, I'll know for sure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 06:58AM
BEH true, quite often in the spirit of the Irish at South Hampton docks, I crap out the HMS Titanic. Captain Smith is repulsed by the aroma, as there are no leprechauns, pots of gold, or even a four leaf clover to be found.
Instead it's like crying out for Jack, on the groan throne. I wish you luck, and am soon to be joining on you toiling on the groan throne.
Instead it's like crying out for Jack, on the groan throne. I wish you luck, and am soon to be joining on you toiling on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 07, 2015 07:36AM
Is it really necessary to include a Bristol Guide based on food items in your write ups?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 07:51AM
BO, On my home throne, kindle in hand feeling like a man wishing you a great weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 08:11AM
The arrogance of anon doc isn't surprised, but I wish he could exam my bowels now with his medieval torture devices.
At the very least he could loosen up this fucking stalagmite. What an asshole.
Sliced, I'm hurting right now. The cement bag with sharp edges is pushing down on my colon.
I wish you luck. Queen Elizabeth has been on the throne for 63 years today, but I bet hers is more comfortable.
At the very least he could loosen up this fucking stalagmite. What an asshole.
Sliced, I'm hurting right now. The cement bag with sharp edges is pushing down on my colon.
I wish you luck. Queen Elizabeth has been on the throne for 63 years today, but I bet hers is more comfortable.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 09:05AM
I literally just expunged Brian Williams through my star fish. With the RPG.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 11:33AM
Anon doc and his fellow sadists want you to believe they are medical professionals.
Their tools of the trade are out of the dark ages.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 11:34AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 11:35AM
Does this look like something you want in you?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 07, 2015 12:45PM
Once again, and while I can understand some of your frustration, your obtuse write ups hurt patient care.
Do you not believe in the importance of colon cancer checks? It would behoove you to stop ostrasizing medical professionals, or scaring folks from potential scientifically proven screenings.
Do you not believe in the importance of colon cancer checks? It would behoove you to stop ostrasizing medical professionals, or scaring folks from potential scientifically proven screenings.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: February 07, 2015 02:24PM
There's no way in hell those are modern day devices. Not a chance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
weekend update
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Date: February 07, 2015 03:15PM
Here I sit, broken hearted
came to shit but only farted
Yesterday I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants.
came to shit but only farted
Yesterday I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
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Date: February 07, 2015 03:36PM
Fuck you BEH all of you are scat loving assholes get a fucking room go to a scat site wtf?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 06:29PM
Anon doc, no one is trying to dissuade anyone from cancer screenings. Yet you are an asshole who looks at assholes.
Miscave these are tools of their trade. I guarantee you recto docs empathize with the movie Hostel.
Black, be positive. Those with great bowels seriously are bitter.
Miscave these are tools of their trade. I guarantee you recto docs empathize with the movie Hostel.
Black, be positive. Those with great bowels seriously are bitter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 07, 2015 08:38PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The arrogance of anon doc isn't surprised, but I
> wish he could exam my bowels now with his medieval
> torture devices.
>
> At the very least he could loosen up this fucking
> stalagmite. What an asshole.
>
> Sliced, I'm hurting right now. The cement bag
> with sharp edges is pushing down on my colon.
>
> I wish you luck. Queen Elizabeth has been on the
> throne for 63 years today, but I bet hers is more
> comfortable.
Are you doing okay BO?
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> The arrogance of anon doc isn't surprised, but I
> wish he could exam my bowels now with his medieval
> torture devices.
>
> At the very least he could loosen up this fucking
> stalagmite. What an asshole.
>
> Sliced, I'm hurting right now. The cement bag
> with sharp edges is pushing down on my colon.
>
> I wish you luck. Queen Elizabeth has been on the
> throne for 63 years today, but I bet hers is more
> comfortable.
Are you doing okay BO?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 07:27AM
Thanks Sliced, a bit backed up.
I hope your bowels are okay.
Right now my bowels are in a world of hurt.
I hope your bowels are okay.
Right now my bowels are in a world of hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 08:45AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Thanks Sliced, a bit backed up.
>
> I hope your bowels are okay.
>
> Right now my bowels are in a world of hurt.
I am getting prices from a couple plumbers about getting a ass wash toilet seat. Do you think they are worth it? I am hopeful that I can get one installed for under 500 bucks.
I will light a candle and pray for your bowels at church today.
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> Thanks Sliced, a bit backed up.
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> I hope your bowels are okay.
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> Right now my bowels are in a world of hurt.
I am getting prices from a couple plumbers about getting a ass wash toilet seat. Do you think they are worth it? I am hopeful that I can get one installed for under 500 bucks.
I will light a candle and pray for your bowels at church today.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 10:03AM
That's a very interesting device Sliced. It looks like a French spin off of a bidet for the groan throne.
Your prayers are appreciated. I'm not sure about this device, but it might be good for remnants after the time of incident.
How bowel friendly are your church pews? Is it a good place to find sanctuary for your bowels?
Your prayers are appreciated. I'm not sure about this device, but it might be good for remnants after the time of incident.
How bowel friendly are your church pews? Is it a good place to find sanctuary for your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 10:42AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That's a very interesting device Sliced. It looks
> like a French spin off of a bidet for the groan
> throne.
>
> Your prayers are appreciated. I'm not sure about
> this device, but it might be good for remnants
> after the time of incident.
>
> How bowel friendly are your church pews? Is it a
> good place to find sanctuary for your bowels?
I tried one of these seats at a hotel I visited recently and was quite impressed. Not only does warm water cleanse your starfish but a little fan delivers heated air to dry you off and the seat is heated as well.
My church has hard wooden upright pews built in the 1950s, they are not bowel friendly.
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> That's a very interesting device Sliced. It looks
> like a French spin off of a bidet for the groan
> throne.
>
> Your prayers are appreciated. I'm not sure about
> this device, but it might be good for remnants
> after the time of incident.
>
> How bowel friendly are your church pews? Is it a
> good place to find sanctuary for your bowels?
I tried one of these seats at a hotel I visited recently and was quite impressed. Not only does warm water cleanse your starfish but a little fan delivers heated air to dry you off and the seat is heated as well.
My church has hard wooden upright pews built in the 1950s, they are not bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 08, 2015 11:15AM
And now somehow churches and digestive systems come together.
These write ups prove my point about a lack of psychiatrists in this country.
These write ups prove my point about a lack of psychiatrists in this country.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: February 08, 2015 01:20PM
There are plenty of psychiatrists in this country Anon Dic, but insurance coverage is inadequate.
Sufferers of bowel disorders have limited benefits too, to go along with the apathy and incompetence of our "providers".
The link of churches and digestive systems in the previous post merely illustrates how humans cursed with various Ano-Recto maladies face dilemma in every facet of life daily.
Its the human condition, something a robotic half assed "doctor" would not understand.
Sufferers of bowel disorders have limited benefits too, to go along with the apathy and incompetence of our "providers".
The link of churches and digestive systems in the previous post merely illustrates how humans cursed with various Ano-Recto maladies face dilemma in every facet of life daily.
Its the human condition, something a robotic half assed "doctor" would not understand.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 02:08PM
Sliced, that might just make the groan throne a bit more bearable. Considering the time spent there, it could be time to upgrade to a Lexus shitter.
As for your church, and all for that matter, I wish each would have a bowel friendly pew.
Also churches should do more for the bowel trodden. For instance church potluck dinners usually lead to gigantic Jurassic Park dinosaur shits.
I wish at these dinners or even events, bowel habits could be discussed without repercussions.
Thank you BEH. Well stated, as I'm tired of Anon Dicks cavalier attitude.
As for your church, and all for that matter, I wish each would have a bowel friendly pew.
Also churches should do more for the bowel trodden. For instance church potluck dinners usually lead to gigantic Jurassic Park dinosaur shits.
I wish at these dinners or even events, bowel habits could be discussed without repercussions.
Thank you BEH. Well stated, as I'm tired of Anon Dicks cavalier attitude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 03:18PM
A couple years ago my church had a corned beef and cabbage with cornbread all you can eat luncheon to raise money for a sick child. It messed my system up so bad I had to call out sick from work the next day. I could have shit through the eye of a needle after that one. The next time they had one of those I just donated some money and went home.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 08, 2015 04:38PM
Sliced,
That meal is straight out of the horrors of Revelations. That is literally asking for it.
The seventh seal of many elderly folks will be cracked the by uncomfortable gas alone.
You are kind to help such good causes, but have you broached the subject of these bowel battering foods with the pastor or deacons?
I hope the pastor would agree to changes. If not church committees can be a pain in their ass.
That meal is straight out of the horrors of Revelations. That is literally asking for it.
The seventh seal of many elderly folks will be cracked the by uncomfortable gas alone.
You are kind to help such good causes, but have you broached the subject of these bowel battering foods with the pastor or deacons?
I hope the pastor would agree to changes. If not church committees can be a pain in their ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: February 08, 2015 07:19PM
BEH Wrote:
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> There are plenty of psychiatrists in this country
> Anon Dic, but insurance coverage is inadequate.
>
> Sufferers of bowel disorders have limited benefits
> too, to go along with the apathy and incompetence
> of our "providers".
>
>
> The link of churches and digestive systems in the
> previous post merely illustrates how humans
> cursed with various Ano-Recto maladies face
> dilemma in every facet of life daily.
>
> Its the human condition, something a robotic half
> assed "doctor" would not understand.
If you don't like your doctors, whom happen to be specialist, I wish you well on getting to and through medical school. Psychiatry and IBS are related, 70% plus of patients have a mental illness such as anxiety or panic disorder.
The numbers do not lie, so perhaps you should adjust your attitude, and realize my experience has valid points behind it. There are plenty of psychiatrists in this area. Aside from New York or Los Angeles, the DC metropolitan region has the most psychiatrists. You and your fellows who are responsible for such write ups, might need some in house intervention, but plenty take insurance. Without breaking regulations and the spirit of the letter, many of my patients are on Medicare. They also get counseling through this, and you can make immature comments, but care through both a GI and psychiatrist delivers the best results.
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> There are plenty of psychiatrists in this country
> Anon Dic, but insurance coverage is inadequate.
>
> Sufferers of bowel disorders have limited benefits
> too, to go along with the apathy and incompetence
> of our "providers".
>
>
> The link of churches and digestive systems in the
> previous post merely illustrates how humans
> cursed with various Ano-Recto maladies face
> dilemma in every facet of life daily.
>
> Its the human condition, something a robotic half
> assed "doctor" would not understand.
If you don't like your doctors, whom happen to be specialist, I wish you well on getting to and through medical school. Psychiatry and IBS are related, 70% plus of patients have a mental illness such as anxiety or panic disorder.
The numbers do not lie, so perhaps you should adjust your attitude, and realize my experience has valid points behind it. There are plenty of psychiatrists in this area. Aside from New York or Los Angeles, the DC metropolitan region has the most psychiatrists. You and your fellows who are responsible for such write ups, might need some in house intervention, but plenty take insurance. Without breaking regulations and the spirit of the letter, many of my patients are on Medicare. They also get counseling through this, and you can make immature comments, but care through both a GI and psychiatrist delivers the best results.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
7th seal
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Date: February 08, 2015 07:55PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> That meal is straight out of the horrors of
> Revelations. That is literally asking for it.
>
> The seventh seal of many elderly folks will be
> cracked the by uncomfortable gas alone.
>
> You are kind to help such good causes, but have
> you broached the subject of these bowel battering
> foods with the pastor or deacons?
>
> I hope the pastor would agree to changes. If not
> church committees can be a pain in their ass.
As soon as each of the first six seals was opened, John either "saw" something or "heard" something, or both. When the seventh seal was opened, however, he saw nothing and heard nothing for about half an hour (v. 1). Half an hour is not a long time, but half an hour of silence can seem like an eternity, whether it is "dead air" on radio or television or a silent dinner for two after a quarrel between a husband and a wife. To get some idea of the effect, imagine that a church youth group is doing a dramatic reading of the book of Revelation. When it comes to Revelation 8:1, it takes the verse literally so that all speech and all action stops--for thirty minutes--while the congregation fidgets and squirms and probably exits.
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> Sliced,
>
> That meal is straight out of the horrors of
> Revelations. That is literally asking for it.
>
> The seventh seal of many elderly folks will be
> cracked the by uncomfortable gas alone.
>
> You are kind to help such good causes, but have
> you broached the subject of these bowel battering
> foods with the pastor or deacons?
>
> I hope the pastor would agree to changes. If not
> church committees can be a pain in their ass.
As soon as each of the first six seals was opened, John either "saw" something or "heard" something, or both. When the seventh seal was opened, however, he saw nothing and heard nothing for about half an hour (v. 1). Half an hour is not a long time, but half an hour of silence can seem like an eternity, whether it is "dead air" on radio or television or a silent dinner for two after a quarrel between a husband and a wife. To get some idea of the effect, imagine that a church youth group is doing a dramatic reading of the book of Revelation. When it comes to Revelation 8:1, it takes the verse literally so that all speech and all action stops--for thirty minutes--while the congregation fidgets and squirms and probably exits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 09, 2015 08:31AM
Very interesting interpretation of Revelations. Those with or without IBS know it's the shittiest book in the Bible.
Anon Doc, you are such an ass. Of course people with IBS suffer from anxiety, and I put the blame at your demeanor and toys of the trade. If your "doctor" jammed objects up your rear end, which I think you deserve, don't you think you'd have anxiety?
You are an uncaring insensitive asshole, who is literally the porn theater sweeper of the medical profession.
Anon Doc, you are such an ass. Of course people with IBS suffer from anxiety, and I put the blame at your demeanor and toys of the trade. If your "doctor" jammed objects up your rear end, which I think you deserve, don't you think you'd have anxiety?
You are an uncaring insensitive asshole, who is literally the porn theater sweeper of the medical profession.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 09, 2015 08:31AM
Very interesting interpretation of Revelations. Those with or without IBS know it's the shittiest book in the Bible.
Anon Doc, you are such an ass. Of course people with IBS suffer from anxiety, and I put the blame at your demeanor and toys of the trade. If your "doctor" jammed objects up your rear end, which I think you deserve, don't you think you'd have anxiety?
You are an uncaring insensitive asshole, who is literally the porn theater sweeper of the medical profession.
Anon Doc, you are such an ass. Of course people with IBS suffer from anxiety, and I put the blame at your demeanor and toys of the trade. If your "doctor" jammed objects up your rear end, which I think you deserve, don't you think you'd have anxiety?
You are an uncaring insensitive asshole, who is literally the porn theater sweeper of the medical profession.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ronaldo
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Date: February 09, 2015 08:43AM
How are big macs on the digestive system? I want to eat two of them for lunch. I will order a diet coke to offest the caloric intake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 09, 2015 09:52AM
ronaldo Wrote:
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> How are big macs on the digestive system? I want
> to eat two of them for lunch. I will order a diet
> coke to offest the caloric intake.
The effects are as individual as fingerprints and DNA, Ronny.
Some can successfully digest multi Big Macs, winding up with a big, brown fluffy floating cloud in the bowl.
Me, well, eating that stuff would create a catastrophic Ano-Recto armegeddon of biblical proportions.
Instead of fries and a shake, my value meal would include a high colonic and a chisel.
Your mileage may vary.
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> How are big macs on the digestive system? I want
> to eat two of them for lunch. I will order a diet
> coke to offest the caloric intake.
The effects are as individual as fingerprints and DNA, Ronny.
Some can successfully digest multi Big Macs, winding up with a big, brown fluffy floating cloud in the bowl.
Me, well, eating that stuff would create a catastrophic Ano-Recto armegeddon of biblical proportions.
Instead of fries and a shake, my value meal would include a high colonic and a chisel.
Your mileage may vary.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2015 09:53AM by BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 09, 2015 10:52AM
Oh my goodness! Be careful because while Big Macs are food porn and smell succulent, do you want a thirty hour storm from hell?
My bowels are quivering at the thought.
If you do this, good luck on the thirty hour throat to sphincter voyage.
My bowels are quivering at the thought.
If you do this, good luck on the thirty hour throat to sphincter voyage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 09, 2015 04:47PM
Great question in my box, and no not that one. Are there doctors other than GI's who can treat bowel problems?
To a degree, yes, although GI's are specialists their work and care is less than acceptable.
A family physician can help you with piles, some minor digestive problems, but when it comes to IBS, you'll be stuck with a GI.
That's when the shit hits the fan, because many family/general physicians have wonderful bedside manners. At the GI's office, even the non English speaking floor cleaner, will look at you as if you suffer from leprosy.
Expect outright coldness, even contempt from the office staff. They are kind of like minion extensions of the GI himself, and they make you fill out forms with no dignity whatsoever.
Then after hours of anal fistulas or bowels that creak, cold fingers with a big ring will be in your rear end. The water from the sink will linger in your consciousness forever, and care is none to minimal.
To a degree, yes, although GI's are specialists their work and care is less than acceptable.
A family physician can help you with piles, some minor digestive problems, but when it comes to IBS, you'll be stuck with a GI.
That's when the shit hits the fan, because many family/general physicians have wonderful bedside manners. At the GI's office, even the non English speaking floor cleaner, will look at you as if you suffer from leprosy.
Expect outright coldness, even contempt from the office staff. They are kind of like minion extensions of the GI himself, and they make you fill out forms with no dignity whatsoever.
Then after hours of anal fistulas or bowels that creak, cold fingers with a big ring will be in your rear end. The water from the sink will linger in your consciousness forever, and care is none to minimal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 09, 2015 06:26PM
BO, I would like your opinions and/or comments on this. Thanks!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2015 08:47AM
I'm a fan of #2 Sliced.
Sorry will dole out more on this soon, I got a painful delivery to make.
Sorry will dole out more on this soon, I got a painful delivery to make.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
50 Shades of Brown
()
Date: February 10, 2015 09:30AM
Somebody should write a song about the turd I dropped, it was perfect. Jersey Mikes #2 makes a great turd.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
long haul paul
()
Date: February 10, 2015 09:33AM
Someone mentioned a fear of pooping in public restrooms. The Pilot truckstops on our highways have shitters with solid floor to ceiling walls, locking doors and good ventilation. If you need to download the brown file out on the highway then punch pilot truckstop into the gps. It is the closest thing to your favorite crapper at home.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2015 03:15PM
Sliced,
There has been some fissures on the debate of proper defecation position, but I like the illustration you provided. The squatting is much better for our bowels. Less strain and pain, along with a little less drama for those of us with IBS. While not a cure it helps.
How are your bowels? After three trimesters, a midwife confirming dilation of my starfish, with grunting, screaming and pushing I dropped a big boy. No cigars were lit, no party whatsoever, but I hope my bowels get a slight reprieve.
There has been some fissures on the debate of proper defecation position, but I like the illustration you provided. The squatting is much better for our bowels. Less strain and pain, along with a little less drama for those of us with IBS. While not a cure it helps.
How are your bowels? After three trimesters, a midwife confirming dilation of my starfish, with grunting, screaming and pushing I dropped a big boy. No cigars were lit, no party whatsoever, but I hope my bowels get a slight reprieve.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2015 03:18PM
Fifty,
Jerseys Mikes, is that the one with the various oils?
I'm not sure about the bread, as that could spell problems for your bowels.
It's my hope, as it sounds like you've got above average ones, that you'll share more about your bowels and tips for success.
Jerseys Mikes, is that the one with the various oils?
I'm not sure about the bread, as that could spell problems for your bowels.
It's my hope, as it sounds like you've got above average ones, that you'll share more about your bowels and tips for success.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2015 03:19PM
Long Haul,
Where are those located? My guess is the Hershey Highway is real, because the stuff truckers eat can be less than bowel friendly.
Where are those located? My guess is the Hershey Highway is real, because the stuff truckers eat can be less than bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 10, 2015 04:27PM
Okay a bit of education, as the witch hazel and pain killers are helping.
Do you want to cram unhealthy greasy foods down this thirty foot intestine set of yours? It can lead to profound abdominal pain, due to your colon having to be pushed past it's normal levels.
Please treat your bowels with respect.
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Do you want to cram unhealthy greasy foods down this thirty foot intestine set of yours? It can lead to profound abdominal pain, due to your colon having to be pushed past it's normal levels.
Please treat your bowels with respect.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: February 10, 2015 04:55PM
At least you are continent. I'd trade you guys 24/7.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 05:12AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> There has been some fissures on the debate of
> proper defecation position, but I like the
> illustration you provided. The squatting is much
> better for our bowels. Less strain and pain, along
> with a little less drama for those of us with IBS.
> While not a cure it helps.
>
> How are your bowels? After three trimesters, a
> midwife confirming dilation of my starfish, with
> grunting, screaming and pushing I dropped a big
> boy. No cigars were lit, no party whatsoever, but
> I hope my bowels get a slight reprieve.
My bowels are doing good BO. I found a couple old phone books in my basement and I have them in front of my favorite crapper now. I am ready to go in there and pretend my butthole is the enola gay. I will let you know how everything comes out. Congrats on your recent birthing, good to hear that you did not need a C section.
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> Sliced,
>
> There has been some fissures on the debate of
> proper defecation position, but I like the
> illustration you provided. The squatting is much
> better for our bowels. Less strain and pain, along
> with a little less drama for those of us with IBS.
> While not a cure it helps.
>
> How are your bowels? After three trimesters, a
> midwife confirming dilation of my starfish, with
> grunting, screaming and pushing I dropped a big
> boy. No cigars were lit, no party whatsoever, but
> I hope my bowels get a slight reprieve.
My bowels are doing good BO. I found a couple old phone books in my basement and I have them in front of my favorite crapper now. I am ready to go in there and pretend my butthole is the enola gay. I will let you know how everything comes out. Congrats on your recent birthing, good to hear that you did not need a C section.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 07:10AM
The Enola Gay, good luck with the bay door Sliced.
And by all means let me and others whom are bowel trodden, know how the squatting went.
So far no C Section has been needed, but that scene from Kevin Costners Robin Hood scares me.
And by all means let me and others whom are bowel trodden, know how the squatting went.
So far no C Section has been needed, but that scene from Kevin Costners Robin Hood scares me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 08:07AM
Ok less churning, so here's the bowel buddy creed.
I have less than stellar bowels,
I won't be defined by them,
I will persevere against odds,
I will take charge of my health.
I will educate others
I will not allow betrayal to betray others
I will carry on
I will represent the brown to the best of my abilities.
I have less than stellar bowels,
I won't be defined by them,
I will persevere against odds,
I will take charge of my health.
I will educate others
I will not allow betrayal to betray others
I will carry on
I will represent the brown to the best of my abilities.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
50 Shades of Brown
()
Date: February 11, 2015 08:52AM
Another Beauty hit the water like Greg Looseanus, felt bad about flushing it away. I have to wipe up this story and go to work, keep pushing on fellas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 11:34AM
Greg Looseanus, hah! Did it have blood like when his head hit the diving board?
Thanks for a needed laugh. Simply put everything from my bowels and butt, to the tips of my fingernails hurt.
I unloaded what seemed to be a Brian Williams Load of crap, and I'm convinced it came out Sideways
Thanks for a needed laugh. Simply put everything from my bowels and butt, to the tips of my fingernails hurt.
I unloaded what seemed to be a Brian Williams Load of crap, and I'm convinced it came out Sideways
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 01:05PM
BO, the phone books helped. I think I will see if I can borrow a couple of milk crates and see it that makes it even better. There is a school down the street that has like 20 milk crates in back. I wonder if I can snag a couple of them without getting busted. I would of course return them after a couple days.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 02:26PM
Sliced,
Congrats to you, your bowels, and outside the groan throne thinking.
As for the milk cartons be careful. It would be embarrassing to explain to the lunch lady with a porn stache, about your bowel issues.
Congrats to you, your bowels, and outside the groan throne thinking.
As for the milk cartons be careful. It would be embarrassing to explain to the lunch lady with a porn stache, about your bowel issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 11, 2015 04:57PM
Well tonight should be painful.
I feel like an anvil is resting upon my colon. Kind of a welcome wagon visit of "prepare for the worst."
I feel like an anvil is resting upon my colon. Kind of a welcome wagon visit of "prepare for the worst."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wtf9
()
Date: February 11, 2015 07:03PM
Where does how are your bowels come from? Is that an inside joke?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 12, 2015 04:53AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> Congrats to you, your bowels, and outside the
> groan throne thinking.
>
> As for the milk cartons be careful. It would be
> embarrassing to explain to the lunch lady with a
> porn stache, about your bowel issues.
Hey BO, The milk crates are too tall. I need to find something taller than a phone book but shorter than a milk crate. Just dropped a big number 4 but I wish I could regulate my bowels so I dont have to get up at 3 or 4 in the morning to drop a load.
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> Sliced,
>
> Congrats to you, your bowels, and outside the
> groan throne thinking.
>
> As for the milk cartons be careful. It would be
> embarrassing to explain to the lunch lady with a
> porn stache, about your bowel issues.
Hey BO, The milk crates are too tall. I need to find something taller than a phone book but shorter than a milk crate. Just dropped a big number 4 but I wish I could regulate my bowels so I dont have to get up at 3 or 4 in the morning to drop a load.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 12, 2015 07:07AM
Wtf9 Wrote:
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> Where does how are your bowels come from? Is that
> an inside joke?
For some it's probably a joke, but for those of us with not so great bowels, it's a relevant question.
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> Where does how are your bowels come from? Is that
> an inside joke?
For some it's probably a joke, but for those of us with not so great bowels, it's a relevant question.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 12, 2015 07:10AM
Sliced,
I wish you luck. Maybe you could go to a high school shop class, and for nothing to low cost, have our future mechanics and engineers develop a brown friendly device.
Keep up those #4 #2s.
I wish you luck. Maybe you could go to a high school shop class, and for nothing to low cost, have our future mechanics and engineers develop a brown friendly device.
Keep up those #4 #2s.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 12, 2015 09:46AM
That was great. I think part of my lower intestine fell out.
That shit, my poor bowels are going to need a USO type of benefit.
That shit, my poor bowels are going to need a USO type of benefit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: February 12, 2015 12:28PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> I wish you luck. Maybe you could go to a high
> school shop class, and for nothing to low cost,
> have our future mechanics and engineers develop a
> brown friendly device.
>
> Keep up those #4 #2s.
BO, That is a good idea. Maybe I should get a 2x4 and cut it into blocks so I could experiment with different heights by stacking the blocks till I find the perfect height then get a more permanent set up made. I am at fosters grill now waiting on an order of boneless hot wings with fries. I know I am going down a dangerous road but sometimes you got to live a little even if it means short term bowel disaster.
I got some fiber pills that I will try after I get home from work tomorrow. With the cold weather that is predicted I plan to stay home and stay close to the throne. I will let you know how things come out.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sliced,
>
> I wish you luck. Maybe you could go to a high
> school shop class, and for nothing to low cost,
> have our future mechanics and engineers develop a
> brown friendly device.
>
> Keep up those #4 #2s.
BO, That is a good idea. Maybe I should get a 2x4 and cut it into blocks so I could experiment with different heights by stacking the blocks till I find the perfect height then get a more permanent set up made. I am at fosters grill now waiting on an order of boneless hot wings with fries. I know I am going down a dangerous road but sometimes you got to live a little even if it means short term bowel disaster.
I got some fiber pills that I will try after I get home from work tomorrow. With the cold weather that is predicted I plan to stay home and stay close to the throne. I will let you know how things come out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: February 12, 2015 01:26PM
Sliced and BO,
www.squattypotty.com
www.squattypotty.com
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: February 12, 2015 02:30PM
I think a normal toilet is fine guys.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 12, 2015 04:48PM
I would stick to science, and while publications such as the Lancet have compared Asian/European bathroom habits, the studies were rather limited. Take them with a grain of salt, as there's nothing scientific about this as of yet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: February 12, 2015 06:48PM
I figure to each his/her own when it comes to evacuating oneself, but then again I don't have any issues. Exercise and a piece or two of fruit each day keeps me "moving".
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 12, 2015 06:48PM
Guys,
Don't listen to anon dick, as he might be a doctor, but on the lowest rung.
He's kind of like the dung throwing monkeys you see at the zoo, good for entertainment for a little while, but no purpose.
DC and Sliced, I do think you should do whatever you personally feel is best for your bowels. The groan throne is punishment enough, might as well find a position for optimum defecation.
Well I wish you all, except anon dick, a pleasant night. My sister Matilda is visiting tomorrow, so time to aerosol the house.
Don't listen to anon dick, as he might be a doctor, but on the lowest rung.
He's kind of like the dung throwing monkeys you see at the zoo, good for entertainment for a little while, but no purpose.
DC and Sliced, I do think you should do whatever you personally feel is best for your bowels. The groan throne is punishment enough, might as well find a position for optimum defecation.
Well I wish you all, except anon dick, a pleasant night. My sister Matilda is visiting tomorrow, so time to aerosol the house.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 13, 2015 08:02AM
Lets just say there was substantial damage, with a starfish that was literally destroyed.
More later accompanied with sad music for my bowels.
More later accompanied with sad music for my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 13, 2015 10:51AM
Ok Tucks pads, witch hazel, and my sisters sewing needle did the job.
She is out of her mind though. Her bowels are like mine, so I'm wondering what is compelling Matilda to go to Italy.
Yes I know the pizza or pasta looks and smells delicious. Yet it's the equivalent of jamming a kielbasa through a 1/2 inch pvc pipe.
She is out of her mind though. Her bowels are like mine, so I'm wondering what is compelling Matilda to go to Italy.
Yes I know the pizza or pasta looks and smells delicious. Yet it's the equivalent of jamming a kielbasa through a 1/2 inch pvc pipe.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
butthole poppers
()
Date: February 13, 2015 10:56AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 13, 2015 11:55AM
That is literally rectal murder on a plate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 13, 2015 02:32PM
Like that smell from Popeyes?
If you like greasy bumper cars for thirty feet of your intestinal tract, sign the brown dotted line.
Think those Boston Market salads are a healthier choice? Sodium can cause your colon to scream.
My suggestion is simple. Monitor your diet or have bowels that look like bag pipes being squeezed.
If you like greasy bumper cars for thirty feet of your intestinal tract, sign the brown dotted line.
Think those Boston Market salads are a healthier choice? Sodium can cause your colon to scream.
My suggestion is simple. Monitor your diet or have bowels that look like bag pipes being squeezed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
extreme tracking
()
Date: February 13, 2015 08:30PM
This thread has some tracking on it. Be careful!!!!!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Art VanDelay
()
Date: February 13, 2015 11:28PM
The spicy chicken sandwich from Chik-Fil-A. Kind of spicy going in and a torrent of lava coming out 4 to 6 hours later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2015 09:00AM
extreme tracking Wrote:
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> This thread has some tracking on it. Be
> careful!!!!!!!!
Yes of the brown variety.
More later as the plumber is on the way.
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> This thread has some tracking on it. Be
> careful!!!!!!!!
Yes of the brown variety.
More later as the plumber is on the way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2015 11:08AM
Bad sign, plumber is bringing out heavy duty equipment and complaining of the odor.
Odds are in favor of a really large bill.
Odds are in favor of a really large bill.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2015 03:03PM
That's embarrassing.
When your plumber tells your your bowel movement clogs the toilet, that your bathroom smells as he writes a large bill.
This day is officially over.
When your plumber tells your your bowel movement clogs the toilet, that your bathroom smells as he writes a large bill.
This day is officially over.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 14, 2015 05:23PM
I feel as if someone is pogo stick jumping on my colon. Good thing the toilet is ready to get shellacked
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 15, 2015 06:39AM
Ok. I must say my bowels are cleaner than they've been for awhile. The amount of contents unloaded is quite impressive. Lots of brown matter and splatter.
Anyhow, I'm going with Matilda to church with her rug rats, and I hope the pastor has bowel issues, or understands the common sense of not going to Italy. Her bowels just can't handle it, and while history is important, I don't think Italy can compare with American toilets, treatments etc. Even here it's not so perfect.
Anyhow, I'm going with Matilda to church with her rug rats, and I hope the pastor has bowel issues, or understands the common sense of not going to Italy. Her bowels just can't handle it, and while history is important, I don't think Italy can compare with American toilets, treatments etc. Even here it's not so perfect.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 15, 2015 04:31PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Ok. I must say my bowels are cleaner than they've
> been for awhile. The amount of contents unloaded
> is quite impressive. Lots of brown matter and
> splatter.
>
> Anyhow, I'm going with Matilda to church with her
> rug rats, and I hope the pastor has bowel issues,
> or understands the common sense of not going to
> Italy. Her bowels just can't handle it, and while
> history is important, I don't think Italy can
> compare with American toilets, treatments etc.
> Even here it's not so perfect.
Why you must continue to defile faith and medicine?
I'm sure you are all over the DSM IV book, but your approach to life is immature. These obtuse write ups, do not do any favors for those with gastrointestinal conditions.
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> Ok. I must say my bowels are cleaner than they've
> been for awhile. The amount of contents unloaded
> is quite impressive. Lots of brown matter and
> splatter.
>
> Anyhow, I'm going with Matilda to church with her
> rug rats, and I hope the pastor has bowel issues,
> or understands the common sense of not going to
> Italy. Her bowels just can't handle it, and while
> history is important, I don't think Italy can
> compare with American toilets, treatments etc.
> Even here it's not so perfect.
Why you must continue to defile faith and medicine?
I'm sure you are all over the DSM IV book, but your approach to life is immature. These obtuse write ups, do not do any favors for those with gastrointestinal conditions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 15, 2015 04:45PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
> These obtuse
> write ups, do not do any favors for those with
> gastrointestinal conditions.
These write ups do more to help our condition than do your badly manicured thumbs, your medieval practices, the sadistic instruments, or your horrible bedside manners could ever do.
> These obtuse
> write ups, do not do any favors for those with
> gastrointestinal conditions.
These write ups do more to help our condition than do your badly manicured thumbs, your medieval practices, the sadistic instruments, or your horrible bedside manners could ever do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: February 15, 2015 07:32PM
User name beh grow up, act your age, and stop disparaging people with gastrointestinal problems, along with medical professionals at others expense.
If you really want to help others, it would behoove you to focus on other subjects, and consult a psychiatrist for some in depth counseling.
The good news is with therapy plus medication, there's a chance you might recovery your sanity and eliminate your high horse ego.
If you really want to help others, it would behoove you to focus on other subjects, and consult a psychiatrist for some in depth counseling.
The good news is with therapy plus medication, there's a chance you might recovery your sanity and eliminate your high horse ego.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 16, 2015 07:52AM
Find a cure anon dick.
Instead of focusing on whats important, your ego seems to get the better of you.
BEH and others like myself deserve better. You'd be a fine civil war doctor, because you don't practice modern medicine.
Instead of focusing on whats important, your ego seems to get the better of you.
BEH and others like myself deserve better. You'd be a fine civil war doctor, because you don't practice modern medicine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: February 16, 2015 10:28AM
I've been reading this thread for some time, and I think a lot of your problems are nutrition related. I'd be happy to learn what you are eating, and see if modifying your food choices might help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
()
Date: February 16, 2015 10:51AM
Fuck them. They eat greasy fat foods. It's their fault!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 16, 2015 12:08PM
People can talk shit about those of us in the brown brigade, but General and President Eisenhower had IBS.
Who knows, maybe he developed war plans against Rommel perched on the groan throne.
Nutritionist, I'll post a message to you later. I think my bowels are preparing for a battle.
Who knows, maybe he developed war plans against Rommel perched on the groan throne.
Nutritionist, I'll post a message to you later. I think my bowels are preparing for a battle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
eat shit you dumb fucking whores
()
Date: February 16, 2015 01:02PM
you're all a bunch of loser cock suckers who don't even lift
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 16, 2015 01:49PM
eat shit you dumb fucking whores Wrote:
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> you're all a bunch of loser cock suckers who don't
> even lift
Are you calling Ike a loser? Let me guess your impeccable bowels make you feel special.
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> you're all a bunch of loser cock suckers who don't
> even lift
Are you calling Ike a loser? Let me guess your impeccable bowels make you feel special.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: February 16, 2015 01:51PM
Wow, we're getting it from all the playahs.
The egomaniacal but mediocre doctor, the clueless "change your diet" advisors, and now even a hormone crazed gym rat.
Any one of which has nothing valuable to contribute to the plight of the rectally challenged.
Go back to your endless reviews of Mr. Misery posts, Amanda Puttbrushes tan and Meade Skeletons latest song about cheeseburgers.
This thread is about the brown brotherhood, the rectal wretched , the anal anonymous. We don't need you here.
The egomaniacal but mediocre doctor, the clueless "change your diet" advisors, and now even a hormone crazed gym rat.
Any one of which has nothing valuable to contribute to the plight of the rectally challenged.
Go back to your endless reviews of Mr. Misery posts, Amanda Puttbrushes tan and Meade Skeletons latest song about cheeseburgers.
This thread is about the brown brotherhood, the rectal wretched , the anal anonymous. We don't need you here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 16, 2015 02:33PM
I agree completely. It seems that those with great bowels, have such egos that they think they are the second coming of Jesus.
Their Messiah entitlement attitude, and scorn for those who contend with continental shelf sized craps, it's some sort of sick power trip.
Yet the day their bowels betray them, that will be karma.
Their Messiah entitlement attitude, and scorn for those who contend with continental shelf sized craps, it's some sort of sick power trip.
Yet the day their bowels betray them, that will be karma.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Nutritionist
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Date: February 16, 2015 03:22PM
I am actually trying to help you. Many of my clients have IBS or food sensitivity/allergies.
IBS, Crohns, or Ulcerative Colitis are painful, debilitating issues. My heart goes out to you personally, as my sister has IBS.
IBS, Crohns, or Ulcerative Colitis are painful, debilitating issues. My heart goes out to you personally, as my sister has IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Anon Doc
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Date: February 16, 2015 06:41PM
Username Nutritionist,
If you really do have this as your profession, it would be better for you to help others.
These idiots write ups have caused profound damage. Best to avoid the animals, if you know what I mean.
If you really do have this as your profession, it would be better for you to help others.
These idiots write ups have caused profound damage. Best to avoid the animals, if you know what I mean.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: February 17, 2015 08:33AM
How are your bowels anon dick?
You are the porn theater mopper of the medical field. Totally worthless.
Actually I would like to see what the nutritional tips are if any. At this point with a cement bag hovering over my colon, I'd be willing to hear anything.
You are the porn theater mopper of the medical field. Totally worthless.
Actually I would like to see what the nutritional tips are if any. At this point with a cement bag hovering over my colon, I'd be willing to hear anything.