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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 05, 2015 02:05PM
BEH Wrote:
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> No Easter egg hunt for me.
>
> My experience this morning was more like The Hunt
> for Red October, more specifically, Brown October,
> although the post elimination Sitz bath did
> produce red tinged waters.
>
> While Red October was a nuclear powered sub
> driven by Sean Connery, my Brown October was
> solely gravity propelled.
>
> Surely, it felt like a gargantuan sea going vessel
> scraping the banks of a small mountain stream.
>
> Please excuse me while I survey the damage done to
> my long suffering Schphinkter.
>
> Truly, a crappin goes down with his shit.
Sorry to hear about your experience BEH. I have a similar problem at times but mostly I deal with liquid explosives. That combined with my mental inability to use public restrooms for #2 create a less than favorable lifestyle.
Have you ever considered a toto washlet toilet seat? I have two of them at home and find that they do provide some amount of immediate relief after a rough session weather it be at the top or the bottom of the Bristol scale. I have a model 100 in my powder room and a 300 in the master bath. I think the 300 is worth the extra cost.
http://www.totowashlet.com/
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> No Easter egg hunt for me.
>
> My experience this morning was more like The Hunt
> for Red October, more specifically, Brown October,
> although the post elimination Sitz bath did
> produce red tinged waters.
>
> While Red October was a nuclear powered sub
> driven by Sean Connery, my Brown October was
> solely gravity propelled.
>
> Surely, it felt like a gargantuan sea going vessel
> scraping the banks of a small mountain stream.
>
> Please excuse me while I survey the damage done to
> my long suffering Schphinkter.
>
> Truly, a crappin goes down with his shit.
Sorry to hear about your experience BEH. I have a similar problem at times but mostly I deal with liquid explosives. That combined with my mental inability to use public restrooms for #2 create a less than favorable lifestyle.
Have you ever considered a toto washlet toilet seat? I have two of them at home and find that they do provide some amount of immediate relief after a rough session weather it be at the top or the bottom of the Bristol scale. I have a model 100 in my powder room and a 300 in the master bath. I think the 300 is worth the extra cost.
http://www.totowashlet.com/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
- dA rEaL fArTiAn -
()
Date: April 05, 2015 02:05PM
What are some foods that my bowels want?
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- Savage Vro Fartian was here -
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2015 02:33PM
Sliced and BEH,
I apologize to you for what might be a short response, but am with you in spirit.
Today has been awful. While I'm glad Pope Francis hosted the Vatican celebration, as Benedict had terrible IBS and a holy shit, this event always brings a smile.
Unfortunately Matilda's Easter Dinner, is causing a shitload of pain.
I apologize to you for what might be a short response, but am with you in spirit.
Today has been awful. While I'm glad Pope Francis hosted the Vatican celebration, as Benedict had terrible IBS and a holy shit, this event always brings a smile.
Unfortunately Matilda's Easter Dinner, is causing a shitload of pain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: April 05, 2015 10:01PM
Any OTC products at least help?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
RaIpn Pootawn
()
Date: April 05, 2015 10:02PM
- dA rEaL fArTiAn - Wrote:
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> What are some foods that my bowels want?
Try Taco Bell.
#2More
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> What are some foods that my bowels want?
Try Taco Bell.
#2More
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2015 08:20AM
Ouch at the thought of Taco Bell. Far more disgusting than the ghoulash my starfish looks like.
Last night was a disaster as Matilda cooked non bowel friendly foods, and her and I both screamed and gave birth to huge monster truck sized craps.
Last night was a disaster as Matilda cooked non bowel friendly foods, and her and I both screamed and gave birth to huge monster truck sized craps.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
()
Date: April 06, 2015 11:20AM
It's what you deserve fuck you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 06, 2015 11:30AM
Well, the doctor called, my test results are in, and I'm going to get a prescription for Lizness, finally!
In a rare show of competency, the doctor has come through, finally.
Oh, how I hope it works! The pleasure of a wonderful elimination while sitting comfortably on the bowl, reading the Sunday paper, has eluded me for decades.
Doc says my Schphinkter has suffered unrepairable damage, but it still is functional for now.
Brownie, Sliceroo,Miscavagearino, and Gordo...wish me luck!
In a rare show of competency, the doctor has come through, finally.
Oh, how I hope it works! The pleasure of a wonderful elimination while sitting comfortably on the bowl, reading the Sunday paper, has eluded me for decades.
Doc says my Schphinkter has suffered unrepairable damage, but it still is functional for now.
Brownie, Sliceroo,Miscavagearino, and Gordo...wish me luck!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 06, 2015 12:51PM
BEH, I said a little prayer while holding my saint Bonaventure medal. Good luck!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2015 03:40PM
What a bowel friendly development! Congrats BEH to both you and your bowels.
Could you please keep us updated, as if it works for you, I'll ask my beefy finger doctor for that.
So far the groan throne has been occupied a lot today. Matilda and I both have been hollering, sweating, screaming out loud as out toes rip through the grout.
This shit has not been fun.
Could you please keep us updated, as if it works for you, I'll ask my beefy finger doctor for that.
So far the groan throne has been occupied a lot today. Matilda and I both have been hollering, sweating, screaming out loud as out toes rip through the grout.
This shit has not been fun.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 07, 2015 09:29AM
Im percolating butt coffee this morning. Trying to hold off until lunch so I can run home to my throne. This is a code yellow day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2015 09:32AM
Oh my Sliced. I hope you and your bowels get through this, asking Saint Bonaventure to be firmly on your rear end today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2015 01:48PM
The groan throne has issues. After that dump the plumber is on the way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: April 07, 2015 04:35PM
I'm not sure if it was mentioned yesterday, but it was the anniversary of First Lady Michelle Obama's "Let's move" campaign. While obesity in America is a major epidemic, numbers have gone down since this was implemented, and even restaurants are participating in the efforts.
They now have more menus with calorie and fat counts.
With that being stated, I was wondering what exercises and food choices you make. I cannot diagnose what is ailing you here, as that would require an appointment, but please let me know what your diets encompass.
They now have more menus with calorie and fat counts.
With that being stated, I was wondering what exercises and food choices you make. I cannot diagnose what is ailing you here, as that would require an appointment, but please let me know what your diets encompass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2015 07:22PM
I don't give a damn about exercise or diet right now. What I do care about, is that both my sister and I get some relief. We currently are passing witch hazel with strings to each other, like you'd seen in the prisons, because getting off of the groan throne isn't easy.
Simply put I'm spent. My sister is too. I'm sure my appointment tomorrow will involve a thick beefy finger in my rear end on a metal table, in a room with Bristol Stool Guides and cheap paintings.
Simply put I'm spent. My sister is too. I'm sure my appointment tomorrow will involve a thick beefy finger in my rear end on a metal table, in a room with Bristol Stool Guides and cheap paintings.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 07:02AM
It's off to the dungeon at the anal doctors office.
I expect to be able to whistle while I walk the rest of today.
I expect to be able to whistle while I walk the rest of today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 09:59AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It's off to the dungeon at the anal doctors
> office.
>
> I expect to be able to whistle while I walk the
> rest of today.
Good luck at the rectal abuse doc BO.
My boss asked me if I could run down to Atlanta next week. My bowels do not travel well as you know. I guess I better put myself on a rice and steamed veggie diet in preperation for the long drive. No way I am going to fly even though its a short flight. Air travel does horrible things to my bowels.
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> It's off to the dungeon at the anal doctors
> office.
>
> I expect to be able to whistle while I walk the
> rest of today.
Good luck at the rectal abuse doc BO.
My boss asked me if I could run down to Atlanta next week. My bowels do not travel well as you know. I guess I better put myself on a rice and steamed veggie diet in preperation for the long drive. No way I am going to fly even though its a short flight. Air travel does horrible things to my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 10:04AM
There's nothing like that metal cold gurney, a ginger up your rear end, along with an office of indifference.
On a plus note, I learned the Redskins traded for a defensive player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
On a plus note, I learned the Redskins traded for a defensive player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 10:04AM
There's nothing like that metal cold gurney, a finger up your rear end, along with an office of indifference.
On a plus note, I learned the Redskins traded for a defensive player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
On a plus note, I learned the Redskins traded for a defensive player with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sunflower 72
()
Date: April 08, 2015 02:01PM
This thread has been entertaining. I was a nurse at two GI practices for years, and although most of the posts here are humorous, I doubt it's a metal table.
:)
A chair yes, and both doctors I worked with were very compassionate. One was very funny, and would put patients or us at ease.
My guess is the sports talk is to calm your nerves down a bit. Anyhow funny posts, but I do wish you all well.
:)
A chair yes, and both doctors I worked with were very compassionate. One was very funny, and would put patients or us at ease.
My guess is the sports talk is to calm your nerves down a bit. Anyhow funny posts, but I do wish you all well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: April 08, 2015 02:43PM
It's great seeing someone who gets the humor. Like you I've laughed at some of this, but having constipation isn't fun.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
()
Date: April 08, 2015 03:17PM
Fucking scat lovers!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 07:33PM
Hi sliced I am sorry for not acknowledging you and your bowels earlier. I hope you and your bowels, made it to Atlanta, and no smelly screaming surprises visit you in that rather large metropolitan area.
I will entertain you to a degree sunflower, but I kid you not, my doctors office looks like a vetnarians office. The table is metal, a finger and various probes are put into my rectum, and I'd rather hear my doctor talk about something different.
For instance when he's sodomizing me, maybe some romantic banter, discussions about his new BMW, or how his mansion is getting new architecture would be phenomenal.
Each time there is awful. The worst is the sneering look from the janitor. It's like I robbed his family in El Salvador. It's not my fault Jose has twelve kids, and eats iguanas and pineapple daily.
I will entertain you to a degree sunflower, but I kid you not, my doctors office looks like a vetnarians office. The table is metal, a finger and various probes are put into my rectum, and I'd rather hear my doctor talk about something different.
For instance when he's sodomizing me, maybe some romantic banter, discussions about his new BMW, or how his mansion is getting new architecture would be phenomenal.
Each time there is awful. The worst is the sneering look from the janitor. It's like I robbed his family in El Salvador. It's not my fault Jose has twelve kids, and eats iguanas and pineapple daily.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 07:36PM
Are you okay BO?
Please let us know.
Please let us know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 08, 2015 07:44PM
Yes sliced, and thank you for your brown solidarity.
Frustrated, backed up as usual with gigantic asteroids, how's your trip?
Frustrated, backed up as usual with gigantic asteroids, how's your trip?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
123875
()
Date: April 09, 2015 05:01AM
What kind of foods? All I see are jokes?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 09, 2015 07:29AM
123875 Wrote:
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> What kind of foods? All I see are jokes?
More on that later. My rectum looks like it got torpedoed by a battle cruiser.
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> What kind of foods? All I see are jokes?
More on that later. My rectum looks like it got torpedoed by a battle cruiser.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 09, 2015 08:39AM
I have to say that the doctors appointment was a disaster. There were no biscuits, but his office looks like a vets.
Actually my Labrador gets better treatment, and aside from a rectal temperature check, his bowels really are spared.
I'm not sure if my doctor is searching for gold, truffles maybe, I hope he doesn't bring in a truffle smelling pig. This is awful, my colon feels like a ruptured bratwurst.
Actually my Labrador gets better treatment, and aside from a rectal temperature check, his bowels really are spared.
I'm not sure if my doctor is searching for gold, truffles maybe, I hope he doesn't bring in a truffle smelling pig. This is awful, my colon feels like a ruptured bratwurst.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: April 09, 2015 09:36AM
I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. Very anxious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 09, 2015 11:33AM
Gordo,
Welcome back. I wish your bowels the best, and hope you dont feel like a poodle getting roto rootered.
Did you find a job?
Welcome back. I wish your bowels the best, and hope you dont feel like a poodle getting roto rootered.
Did you find a job?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 09, 2015 02:03PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Yes sliced, and thank you for your brown
> solidarity.
>
> Frustrated, backed up as usual with gigantic
> asteroids, how's your trip?
Not leaving till Monday. The thought of being on the interstate so many hours worries me. Reading reviews on a couple different motels trying to find one with top of the line plumbing. I have already packed my plunger. It is embarrassing to have to call in a maintenance man after clogging the throne at a motel. I am thinking about maybe leaving on Sunday to split the drive time over two days.
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> Yes sliced, and thank you for your brown
> solidarity.
>
> Frustrated, backed up as usual with gigantic
> asteroids, how's your trip?
Not leaving till Monday. The thought of being on the interstate so many hours worries me. Reading reviews on a couple different motels trying to find one with top of the line plumbing. I have already packed my plunger. It is embarrassing to have to call in a maintenance man after clogging the throne at a motel. I am thinking about maybe leaving on Sunday to split the drive time over two days.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sunflower 72
()
Date: April 09, 2015 03:36PM
A poodle on the table. I spit up coffee, thank you for a needed laugh.
Have you thought about switching doctors?
Have you thought about switching doctors?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sunflower 72
()
Date: April 09, 2015 03:36PM
A poodle on the table. I spit up coffee, thank you for a needed laugh.
Have you thought about switching doctors?
Have you thought about switching doctors?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bowel Movement Back Splash
()
Date: April 09, 2015 07:55PM
Bowel Movement Back Splash
Bowel Movement Back Splash, or “BoMBS,” occurs when your poop kernel falls into the toilet in a way that causes the water to splash up to your butt. It’s heinous and disgusting, and no one should ever have to go through life knowing what it feels like.
Bowel Movement Back Splash, or “BoMBS,” occurs when your poop kernel falls into the toilet in a way that causes the water to splash up to your butt. It’s heinous and disgusting, and no one should ever have to go through life knowing what it feels like.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 09, 2015 08:50PM
Imagine what splash occurs when my twice weekly Subaru drives through my Colon as if where Hiroshima Expressway, and propells itself into the Mogami River
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 09, 2015 11:28PM
The groan throne was in my nightmares. Then it became reality!
This has been a awful night. Dreadful in so many regards.
My butt needs vats of witch hazel.
This has been a awful night. Dreadful in so many regards.
My butt needs vats of witch hazel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 10, 2015 07:34AM
I've got midwives and a crash cart enroute, wish me luck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 10, 2015 10:42AM
Out of ICU in my bathroom, and resting comfortably. There were some close moments, but I'd like to thank the medical folks for a job well done.
I'm now the proud parent of a bowling ball brown baby. In pain but relieved.
I'm now the proud parent of a bowling ball brown baby. In pain but relieved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower 72
()
Date: April 10, 2015 12:31PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Out of ICU in my bathroom, and resting
> comfortably. There were some close moments, but
> I'd like to thank the medical folks for a job well
> done.
>
> I'm now the proud parent of a bowling ball brown
> baby. In pain but relieved.
Funny! I hope you feel better!
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> Out of ICU in my bathroom, and resting
> comfortably. There were some close moments, but
> I'd like to thank the medical folks for a job well
> done.
>
> I'm now the proud parent of a bowling ball brown
> baby. In pain but relieved.
Funny! I hope you feel better!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: April 10, 2015 12:47PM
User name Sunflower, there's nothing funny or showing any semblance of maturity in such write ups. Don't feed the animals.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 10, 2015 02:59PM
Had to run home at lunch today. It was bad, some bleeding was involved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 10, 2015 03:32PM
Well, so far the Lizness has been a disappontment, just bloating and gas so far.
The Doc said give it a week or so to kick in.
The bloating is kind of bad, though. The only relief is letting gas go, but my God, its loud and it smells like death.
The Doc said give it a week or so to kick in.
The bloating is kind of bad, though. The only relief is letting gas go, but my God, its loud and it smells like death.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 10, 2015 05:01PM
Sliced,
Is the bleeding due to dropping off aircraft carriers? It's okay, monitor it, but quite often it's due to post birth of a large object.
BEH, I hope you find improvements do happen. That your bowels get a vacation or refuge, from this brown adventure of toils.
I wonder why the side effects are like that. It's not to break your spirit, but often the doctors or our care, is like the island of misfit toys. The best and brightest go into neurology, not sticking their fingers in anal cavities.
Is the bleeding due to dropping off aircraft carriers? It's okay, monitor it, but quite often it's due to post birth of a large object.
BEH, I hope you find improvements do happen. That your bowels get a vacation or refuge, from this brown adventure of toils.
I wonder why the side effects are like that. It's not to break your spirit, but often the doctors or our care, is like the island of misfit toys. The best and brightest go into neurology, not sticking their fingers in anal cavities.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 10, 2015 08:21PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> Is the bleeding due to dropping off aircraft
> carriers? It's okay, monitor it, but quite often
> it's due to post birth of a large object.
>
> BEH, I hope you find improvements do happen. That
> your bowels get a vacation or refuge, from this
> brown adventure of toils.
>
> I wonder why the side effects are like that. It's
> not to break your spirit, but often the doctors or
> our care, is like the island of misfit toys. The
> best and brightest go into neurology, not sticking
> their fingers in anal cavities.
Thanks BO. I think I am okay.
Wish you all the best.
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> Sliced,
>
> Is the bleeding due to dropping off aircraft
> carriers? It's okay, monitor it, but quite often
> it's due to post birth of a large object.
>
> BEH, I hope you find improvements do happen. That
> your bowels get a vacation or refuge, from this
> brown adventure of toils.
>
> I wonder why the side effects are like that. It's
> not to break your spirit, but often the doctors or
> our care, is like the island of misfit toys. The
> best and brightest go into neurology, not sticking
> their fingers in anal cavities.
Thanks BO. I think I am okay.
Wish you all the best.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: April 10, 2015 08:40PM
User name Sliced Onion, it would behoove you to make an appointment with a board certified GI.
That could be colon cancer or internal bleeding. It also could be vein growth from large amounts of straining, but it would be best to get checked out.
That could be colon cancer or internal bleeding. It also could be vein growth from large amounts of straining, but it would be best to get checked out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 11, 2015 08:35AM
Thank you Sliced. Please keep us updated about your bowel busting trip.
As for anon dick, you and your fellow big fingered thugs are no use.
As for anon dick, you and your fellow big fingered thugs are no use.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 11, 2015 09:10AM
Good morning all. After passing a nerf football sized load at noon yesterday I am feeling good. The blood I saw on the TP yesterday was just a little and my toto washlet cleansed the effected area quite well.
Going to split up my trip and drive to Bristol tomorrow (is that where they developed the stool chart?) cant do Bristol on the way home because of the NASCAR race next weekend. Those race fans have booked every room for a hundred miles around Bristol. I am worried.
Anon doc, My doc wants me to get a colonoscopy and I am going to do it after I build up some leave time at work. Im pretty sure that my already wounded butt will need at least 3 or 4 days to recover. I don't tell my doctor about my bowel issues though.
Going to split up my trip and drive to Bristol tomorrow (is that where they developed the stool chart?) cant do Bristol on the way home because of the NASCAR race next weekend. Those race fans have booked every room for a hundred miles around Bristol. I am worried.
Anon doc, My doc wants me to get a colonoscopy and I am going to do it after I build up some leave time at work. Im pretty sure that my already wounded butt will need at least 3 or 4 days to recover. I don't tell my doctor about my bowel issues though.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: April 11, 2015 03:25PM
User name Sliced,
I am pleased you have made the proper decision.
I am pleased you have made the proper decision.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower72
()
Date: April 11, 2015 03:40PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 11, 2015 04:12PM
sliced onion Wrote:
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>
>
>
> Anon doc, My doc wants me to get a colonoscopy and
> I am going to do it after I build up some leave
> time at work. Im pretty sure that my already
> wounded butt will need at least 3 or 4 days to
> recover. I don't tell my doctor about my bowel
> issues though.
Bad choice. The Colonoscopy is barbaric and useless, except of course for the benefit of lining the "doctors" pockets.
I think ass fumes have fried Anon Docs brain.
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> .
>
>
>
> Anon doc, My doc wants me to get a colonoscopy and
> I am going to do it after I build up some leave
> time at work. Im pretty sure that my already
> wounded butt will need at least 3 or 4 days to
> recover. I don't tell my doctor about my bowel
> issues though.
Bad choice. The Colonoscopy is barbaric and useless, except of course for the benefit of lining the "doctors" pockets.
I think ass fumes have fried Anon Docs brain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 11, 2015 04:43PM
So sorry Sliced. Here's to your bowels getting a get out of brown card for free.
BEH, how is that medicine doing now?
I feel as if I just dropped a Humvee through my fish.
BEH, how is that medicine doing now?
I feel as if I just dropped a Humvee through my fish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: April 11, 2015 07:33PM
BEH Wrote:
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .
> >
> >
> >
> > Anon doc, My doc wants me to get a colonoscopy
> and
> > I am going to do it after I build up some leave
> > time at work. Im pretty sure that my already
> > wounded butt will need at least 3 or 4 days to
> > recover. I don't tell my doctor about my bowel
> > issues though.
>
>
>
> Bad choice. The Colonoscopy is barbaric and
> useless, except of course for the benefit of
> lining the "doctors" pockets.
>
> I think ass fumes have fried Anon Docs brain.
You might not like my perspective or my profession, but to flat out lie on a potentially life saving procedure is irresponsible.
User name BEH, I will sending correspondence to the person running this site, to recommend removing your inaccurate comments.
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> sliced onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .
> >
> >
> >
> > Anon doc, My doc wants me to get a colonoscopy
> and
> > I am going to do it after I build up some leave
> > time at work. Im pretty sure that my already
> > wounded butt will need at least 3 or 4 days to
> > recover. I don't tell my doctor about my bowel
> > issues though.
>
>
>
> Bad choice. The Colonoscopy is barbaric and
> useless, except of course for the benefit of
> lining the "doctors" pockets.
>
> I think ass fumes have fried Anon Docs brain.
You might not like my perspective or my profession, but to flat out lie on a potentially life saving procedure is irresponsible.
User name BEH, I will sending correspondence to the person running this site, to recommend removing your inaccurate comments.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: April 11, 2015 10:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So sorry Sliced. Here's to your bowels getting a
> get out of brown card for free.
>
> BEH, how is that medicine doing now?
>
> I feel as if I just dropped a Humvee through my
> fish.
The Lizness has yet to produce anything but severe abdominal bloating and flatulence like I've never experienced before.
Also, a very odd sensation in my lower intestines. Not really like the normal feeling of construction of the Hooover dam in my colon, nor the impending explosive eruptions of liquid feces produced by the ingestion of harsh laxatives.
Something is building up down there, hopefully a bowel movement of epic proportions, that doesn't take a construction crew to dislodge.
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> So sorry Sliced. Here's to your bowels getting a
> get out of brown card for free.
>
> BEH, how is that medicine doing now?
>
> I feel as if I just dropped a Humvee through my
> fish.
The Lizness has yet to produce anything but severe abdominal bloating and flatulence like I've never experienced before.
Also, a very odd sensation in my lower intestines. Not really like the normal feeling of construction of the Hooover dam in my colon, nor the impending explosive eruptions of liquid feces produced by the ingestion of harsh laxatives.
Something is building up down there, hopefully a bowel movement of epic proportions, that doesn't take a construction crew to dislodge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 12, 2015 09:26AM
I worry BEH. It's not because I don't trust the anal docs, it's I'm skeptical of anything that's a cure with our bowels.
Our bottoms cause us trouble, but according to modern medicine we are the bottom feeders.
People with erectile dysfunction or COPD get far more respect, attention, and doctors that aren't sociopathic assholes.
I appreciate you keeping us up to date, and here's to hoping your bowels get some relief.
Our bottoms cause us trouble, but according to modern medicine we are the bottom feeders.
People with erectile dysfunction or COPD get far more respect, attention, and doctors that aren't sociopathic assholes.
I appreciate you keeping us up to date, and here's to hoping your bowels get some relief.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: April 12, 2015 10:26AM
It's mostly about smaller portions and slower intake gentlemen.
I consider prescriptions an acceptable strategy, but the key is a natural remedy first and foremost.
I consider prescriptions an acceptable strategy, but the key is a natural remedy first and foremost.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 12, 2015 10:39AM
I am Leaving for Bristol TN now. Managed to drop a small load this morning. Wish me luck guys, I driving the company car so I will be without my rolling shithouse minivan. I did stash a porta potty and a big tarp in the trunk just in case.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower72
()
Date: April 12, 2015 04:37PM
Lol Beh I'm laughing with you not at you. Your descriptions are quite vivid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 12, 2015 06:19PM
Sliced, that's a long trip for the bowel trodden. Even worse that you have to take the corporate van. While you do have one of your tools of the trade, let's hope that's enough to get through this experience.
My butt hurts, but alas another stinky, nasty monster dropped that's wafting through the air hideously.
My butt hurts, but alas another stinky, nasty monster dropped that's wafting through the air hideously.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 12, 2015 08:11PM
BO, wishing you all the best.
I am at a decent motel with good strong power flush toilets.
I am at a decent motel with good strong power flush toilets.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 07:13AM
This is a positive development on the bowel front sliced. I wish you well, at least your temporary groan throne won't lead to embarrassing situations.
As if doctors not ripping us apart, we have plumbers to hear from also.
Matilda comes over for lunch. I hope my sisters bowels are ok.
As if doctors not ripping us apart, we have plumbers to hear from also.
Matilda comes over for lunch. I hope my sisters bowels are ok.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 09:13AM
Opinions are like assholes, but in mine, thus far the presidential candidate with the best bowels is Hillary Clinton.
If he runs, Joe Biden will overtake her in the battle of the bowels.
If he runs, Joe Biden will overtake her in the battle of the bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 09:32AM
Just downloaded a brown file, not the full download i was hoping for but enough to get by. Next stop is the LaQuinta inn. I pray they have high quality plumbing. The tripadvisor reveiws had no positive information about throne quality but no complaints either.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 13, 2015 02:37PM
Usually I'm pretty regular and fortunately don't deal with the issues you poor souls do, but (pun intended) I have a question: I did a hell of a lot of yard work this past weekend, and didn't have to back one out for nearly 48 hours afterward. Anyone else ever experience this? Was every calorie I ate getting burned putting down mulch, etc.?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 03:22PM
Sliced, your journeys are of courage. You venture out with less than predictable bowels and landing zones, you are a member of the brown special forces. I am inspired by your courage, and am hoping for some, as I think what's brewing will hurt.
Deadly that's a good question. You might have a big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse. It's my hope you and your bowels will survive this.
Deadly that's a good question. You might have a big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse. It's my hope you and your bowels will survive this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 03:22PM
Sliced, your journeys are of courage. You venture out with less than predictable bowels and landing zones, you are a member of the brown special forces. I am inspired by your courage, and am hoping for some, as I think what's brewing will hurt.
Deadly that's a good question. You might have a big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse. It's my hope you and your bowels will survive this.
Deadly that's a good question. You might have a big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse. It's my hope you and your bowels will survive this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 03:22PM
Sliced, your journeys are of courage. You venture out with less than predictable bowels and landing zones, you are a member of the brown special forces. I am inspired by your courage, and am hoping for some, as I think what's brewing will hurt.
Deadly that's a good question. You might have a big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse. It's my hope you and your bowels will survive this.
Deadly that's a good question. You might have a big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse. It's my hope you and your bowels will survive this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 13, 2015 04:16PM
I was wondering that as well BO; whether all my activity had slowed or temporarily halted peristalsis to the point where an inordinate volume would be heading out the bomb bay doors at some point. Fortunately it was "normal" for me, just delayed a bit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 07:19PM
Phew Deadly, you are lucky. Moments like that trigger incredible sweating episodes.
I blew an o ring earlier, and am on the line with NASA now.
I blew an o ring earlier, and am on the line with NASA now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 07:40PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced, your journeys are of courage. You venture
> out with less than predictable bowels and landing
> zones, you are a member of the brown special
> forces. I am inspired by your courage, and am
> hoping for some, as I think what's brewing will
> hurt.
>
> Deadly that's a good question. You might have a
> big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse.
> It's my hope you and your bowels will survive
> this.
BO, The LaQuinta inn provides a simple economy throne. My problem now is that I am stopped up. This could turn ugly. I am supposed to meet a client at a pancake house in the morning. FML.
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> Sliced, your journeys are of courage. You venture
> out with less than predictable bowels and landing
> zones, you are a member of the brown special
> forces. I am inspired by your courage, and am
> hoping for some, as I think what's brewing will
> hurt.
>
> Deadly that's a good question. You might have a
> big one on the way. A bomb with a delayed fuse.
> It's my hope you and your bowels will survive
> this.
BO, The LaQuinta inn provides a simple economy throne. My problem now is that I am stopped up. This could turn ugly. I am supposed to meet a client at a pancake house in the morning. FML.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 13, 2015 08:27PM
Oh my goodness Sliced, you are in a major bowel quandary. It's sad but after that vat of witch hazel, plus the heat shield repairs suggested by NASA, I think we are going to need another orbiter vehicle.
Is there a McDonalds near the lodge? Those always flush powerfully.
Is there a McDonalds near the lodge? Those always flush powerfully.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 14, 2015 07:05AM
NASA was very helpful.
I'm glad that they were willing to help a fellow explorer, although not a cosmic one.
Last night I shit out that orbiter vehicle, along with seven screaming astronauts.
My heart goes out to them, but my butt hurts
I'm glad that they were willing to help a fellow explorer, although not a cosmic one.
Last night I shit out that orbiter vehicle, along with seven screaming astronauts.
My heart goes out to them, but my butt hurts
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
These help?
()
Date: April 14, 2015 07:27AM
Wonder?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: April 14, 2015 08:09AM
My company gave me short disability. I want to work. They don't want me to work. Until this clears up I'm home and sad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 14, 2015 08:38AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh my goodness Sliced, you are in a major bowel
> quandary. It's sad but after that vat of witch
> hazel, plus the heat shield repairs suggested by
> NASA, I think we are going to need another orbiter
> vehicle.
>
> Is there a McDonalds near the lodge? Those always
> flush powerfully.
BO, I did it, hopelessly clogged the LaQuinta inn toilet at 3am. At least I am clear for now. I just checked out three nights early. The manager wanted to know why I was unhappy with the room. I lied and said the bed was too hard and she was nice to give me a full refund without me even asking for it. Tonight I am going to the comfort suites. I made no mention of the clogged toilet at the LaQuinta, some poor maid is going to be horrifed shortly. I left her a 20 dollar tip.
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> Oh my goodness Sliced, you are in a major bowel
> quandary. It's sad but after that vat of witch
> hazel, plus the heat shield repairs suggested by
> NASA, I think we are going to need another orbiter
> vehicle.
>
> Is there a McDonalds near the lodge? Those always
> flush powerfully.
BO, I did it, hopelessly clogged the LaQuinta inn toilet at 3am. At least I am clear for now. I just checked out three nights early. The manager wanted to know why I was unhappy with the room. I lied and said the bed was too hard and she was nice to give me a full refund without me even asking for it. Tonight I am going to the comfort suites. I made no mention of the clogged toilet at the LaQuinta, some poor maid is going to be horrifed shortly. I left her a 20 dollar tip.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 14, 2015 09:01AM
Gordo, welcome back, I was concerned about your bowels. Hopefully with some R&R, your bowels will be spared.
Sliced, that's truly awful, but kind of you to tip the maid. If it makes you feel better, you are not alone on this.
The scent of money will overpower, any other ones the maid deals with.
Avoid Mariott. In my opinion, the mormons and their golden tablet, could be more brown friendly. After having Cheese steaks in Philadelphia, let's just say the room and hallways were flooded with feces.
Sliced, that's truly awful, but kind of you to tip the maid. If it makes you feel better, you are not alone on this.
The scent of money will overpower, any other ones the maid deals with.
Avoid Mariott. In my opinion, the mormons and their golden tablet, could be more brown friendly. After having Cheese steaks in Philadelphia, let's just say the room and hallways were flooded with feces.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 14, 2015 11:53AM
I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and flowers.
If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and flowers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: April 14, 2015 12:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
>
> If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm
> sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and flowers.
I sit here on a lunch break, and cannot believe the imagery you use in your write ups. Please for the safety of all, make an appointment with a psychiatrist.
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> I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
>
> If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm
> sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and flowers.
I sit here on a lunch break, and cannot believe the imagery you use in your write ups. Please for the safety of all, make an appointment with a psychiatrist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: April 14, 2015 12:55PM
Why don't you see a shrink?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: April 14, 2015 02:15PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
> >
> > If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm
> > sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and
> flowers.
>
>
> I sit here on a lunch break, and cannot believe
> the imagery you use in your write ups. Please for
> the safety of all, make an appointment with a
> psychiatrist.
I agree. You don't see me, someone who is incontinent, complaining, bitching every day about this. What you have isn't great but come on. Enough.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
> >
> > If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm
> > sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and
> flowers.
>
>
> I sit here on a lunch break, and cannot believe
> the imagery you use in your write ups. Please for
> the safety of all, make an appointment with a
> psychiatrist.
I agree. You don't see me, someone who is incontinent, complaining, bitching every day about this. What you have isn't great but come on. Enough.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 14, 2015 02:32PM
A lot of grumpy people.
Anon Dick, did you wash your hands before eating? What's your problem Stinky Fingers?
All day I've been going through the first trimester, and quacks like you or brown grumpy add on to this shit.
Right now I'm worried, as there might be rectal bleeding from the boulder I'll inevitably pass.
Anon Dick, did you wash your hands before eating? What's your problem Stinky Fingers?
All day I've been going through the first trimester, and quacks like you or brown grumpy add on to this shit.
Right now I'm worried, as there might be rectal bleeding from the boulder I'll inevitably pass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 14, 2015 07:56PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
>
> If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm
> sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and flowers.
Hang in there BO.
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> I've got a case of brown Tuesdays.
>
> If I could telepathically tell my bowels "I'm
> sorry", I'd do that with a gift card and flowers.
Hang in there BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 15, 2015 06:30AM
Trying to Sloced,
Got midwives enroute, this is going to be huge.
Got midwives enroute, this is going to be huge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 15, 2015 08:09AM
To the person who wanted an easier to understand guide, here it is. I wish but will not give you my professionally framed ones.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 15, 2015 02:25PM
I'd like to thank the midwives, crash cart folks, and oompa loompahs.
There was swearing, screaming, sweating of epic proportions, but I finally unloaded that cannonball out of my smaller turret which was stretched beyond normal capacity.
Tonight calls for a sitz bath, witch hazel, and probably sleeping on my belly.
There was swearing, screaming, sweating of epic proportions, but I finally unloaded that cannonball out of my smaller turret which was stretched beyond normal capacity.
Tonight calls for a sitz bath, witch hazel, and probably sleeping on my belly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 15, 2015 08:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'd like to thank the midwives, crash cart folks,
> and oompa loompahs.
>
> There was swearing, screaming, sweating of epic
> proportions, but I finally unloaded that
> cannonball out of my smaller turret which was
> stretched beyond normal capacity.
>
> Tonight calls for a sitz bath, witch hazel, and
> probably sleeping on my belly.
Congrats on your latest brown birth BO. I am at a motel with a heavy duty throne and so far my bowels have behaved themselves. Thinking about a whopper with cheese tomorrow,
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> I'd like to thank the midwives, crash cart folks,
> and oompa loompahs.
>
> There was swearing, screaming, sweating of epic
> proportions, but I finally unloaded that
> cannonball out of my smaller turret which was
> stretched beyond normal capacity.
>
> Tonight calls for a sitz bath, witch hazel, and
> probably sleeping on my belly.
Congrats on your latest brown birth BO. I am at a motel with a heavy duty throne and so far my bowels have behaved themselves. Thinking about a whopper with cheese tomorrow,
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 16, 2015 08:39AM
Sliced,
Don't do it. I know it's not easy, but please think about your bowels
Maybe a junior hamburger with castor oil.
Thank you, this brown baby was a monster, and has been taken away to a biohazard center.
Don't do it. I know it's not easy, but please think about your bowels
Maybe a junior hamburger with castor oil.
Thank you, this brown baby was a monster, and has been taken away to a biohazard center.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
poop
()
Date: April 16, 2015 08:44AM
Please help me brown onion, I haven't been able to shit properly in over a week now, it comes out like porridge and I'm starting to get worried I've got something blocking my intestines. Do I have cancer? Am I dying?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 16, 2015 10:02AM
sliced onion Wrote:
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> Thinking about a
> whopper with cheese tomorrow,
For someone with your bowel issues Sliced, I do admire your sense of adventure.
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> Thinking about a
> whopper with cheese tomorrow,
For someone with your bowel issues Sliced, I do admire your sense of adventure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 16, 2015 11:16AM
Poop,
As much as I'd love to say go to a doctor, I cannot with enthusiasm, but it might make sense. Do you have fever, chills, or the bears looking for your porridge from that fairy tale? I hope your bowels heal, but as much as I hate anal doctors, perhaps you should see one, or in reality allow one to savage your bowels.
Deadly I agree to a point. Wish that could be a regular meal, but alas that's a bowel buster. How are your bowels today?
As much as I'd love to say go to a doctor, I cannot with enthusiasm, but it might make sense. Do you have fever, chills, or the bears looking for your porridge from that fairy tale? I hope your bowels heal, but as much as I hate anal doctors, perhaps you should see one, or in reality allow one to savage your bowels.
Deadly I agree to a point. Wish that could be a regular meal, but alas that's a bowel buster. How are your bowels today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower 72
()
Date: April 16, 2015 01:42PM
I do agree with a lot, on what the nutritionist has brought up. When I was a GI nurse, slow eating and smaller portions did take care of a lot.
Some anti anxiety meds help too, whether or not you have anxiety. I've seen zoloft prescribed with success.
Some anti anxiety meds help too, whether or not you have anxiety. I've seen zoloft prescribed with success.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: April 16, 2015 03:10PM
Make believe condition.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 16, 2015 04:12PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly I agree to a point. Wish that could be a
> regular meal, but alas that's a bowel buster. How
> are your bowels today?
Bowels are just fine (thanks for asking BO), although a bit gassy. Easing them out silently here at the office in an attempt to avoid suspicion. How are yours doing? Hopefully not headed towards another ride on the porcelain pain train.
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> Deadly I agree to a point. Wish that could be a
> regular meal, but alas that's a bowel buster. How
> are your bowels today?
Bowels are just fine (thanks for asking BO), although a bit gassy. Easing them out silently here at the office in an attempt to avoid suspicion. How are yours doing? Hopefully not headed towards another ride on the porcelain pain train.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 16, 2015 04:28PM
I decided against the whopper and got grilled chicken and a salad. When I get home from this business trip tomorrow or Saturday I am going to get a whopper. The motel I have been at the last few days has power flush toilets and I have not needed my travel plunger. I really want a whopper but that would be pushing my luck with a long interstate highway trip ahead.
Here's hoping that all my bowel brothers are in good spirits tonight. I have a six pack of rolling rocks in the mini fridge and I'm drinking a toast to all the good folks on this thread.
Here's hoping that all my bowel brothers are in good spirits tonight. I have a six pack of rolling rocks in the mini fridge and I'm drinking a toast to all the good folks on this thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 16, 2015 04:41PM
Deadly, I hope the gas resulting from your bowels, I hope it's not painful.
Also, hope you can sneak out somewhere, so family, friends, people out and about don't say "who's that with the ripe bowels?"
Sliced, glad you made a wise decision both on foods and the groan throne.
One caveat, beer is not bowel friendly.
Also, hope you can sneak out somewhere, so family, friends, people out and about don't say "who's that with the ripe bowels?"
Sliced, glad you made a wise decision both on foods and the groan throne.
One caveat, beer is not bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 17, 2015 06:38AM
Up early and about to get on the highway. This is going to be interesting. My bowels seem sluggish this morning. There are rooms available north of Roanoke Va, I am going to see how I feel when I make it to that area. Might stay overnight or might push on to NOVA.
BO, You were right about the beer. I needed a couple of beers after completing all my work this week. I really enjoyed the beer but now I am paying a price for that enjoyment.
BO, You were right about the beer. I needed a couple of beers after completing all my work this week. I really enjoyed the beer but now I am paying a price for that enjoyment.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 17, 2015 07:32AM
Slices continued bowel success on the Hershey highway.
Beer can lead to bowels that are of Pabst quality.
Beer can lead to bowels that are of Pabst quality.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 17, 2015 08:54AM
Ok, the groan throne, just forward my mail there.
It's going to be awhile. I feel my starfish nobly gearing up for the inevitable concrete bags.
It's going to be awhile. I feel my starfish nobly gearing up for the inevitable concrete bags.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WTF6757
()
Date: April 17, 2015 10:37AM
Bowels! You are sick fucks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: April 17, 2015 12:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly, I hope the gas resulting from your bowels,
> I hope it's not painful.
>
> Also, hope you can sneak out somewhere, so family,
> friends, people out and about don't say "who's
> that with the ripe bowels?"
Not painful at all BO, just voluminous. Not too fetid either, so the office was either unaware or overly polite.
Here's to a bowel friendly weekend to all!
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> Deadly, I hope the gas resulting from your bowels,
> I hope it's not painful.
>
> Also, hope you can sneak out somewhere, so family,
> friends, people out and about don't say "who's
> that with the ripe bowels?"
Not painful at all BO, just voluminous. Not too fetid either, so the office was either unaware or overly polite.
Here's to a bowel friendly weekend to all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: April 17, 2015 12:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Ok, the groan throne, just forward my mail there.
>
> It's going to be awhile. I feel my starfish nobly
> gearing up for the inevitable concrete bags.
Hang in there BO.
Im at a truck stop now. The buffet is full of dangerously delicious foods. I am holding strong and having salad with a little rye bread.
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> Ok, the groan throne, just forward my mail there.
>
> It's going to be awhile. I feel my starfish nobly
> gearing up for the inevitable concrete bags.
Hang in there BO.
Im at a truck stop now. The buffet is full of dangerously delicious foods. I am holding strong and having salad with a little rye bread.