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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: April 28, 2015 03:42PM
Violently broken into, totally emptied out, and will never recover from the rioting.
We could be talking about stores in Baltimore, or my bowels, it all applies.
We could be talking about stores in Baltimore, or my bowels, it all applies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nxcr4
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Date: April 28, 2015 03:46PM
I just had the largest bowel movement of my life. will post a pic here shortly soon and i clean up
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 28, 2015 04:36PM
BEH indeed other than not stealing orange soda and Funions, the images and videos from Baltimore, represent what our bowels are like.
I'm curious how your bowels are with that prescription.
NXC, I'll put on my reading glasses. I look forward to evaluating your defecation on the Bristol Stool Guide.
I'm curious how your bowels are with that prescription.
NXC, I'll put on my reading glasses. I look forward to evaluating your defecation on the Bristol Stool Guide.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: April 28, 2015 05:45PM
I empathize with your plights, but to compare them to the tragedy in Baltimore, it's just not proper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bvcf44
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Date: April 28, 2015 06:15PM
anyone on here ever post your dum on rate my poo ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
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Date: April 28, 2015 07:13PM
bvcf44 Wrote:
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> anyone on here ever post your dum on rate my poo ?
Fuck you scat lover!
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> anyone on here ever post your dum on rate my poo ?
Fuck you scat lover!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 28, 2015 07:27PM
Okay Nutritionist, want me to eat some fried chicken, eat some fried chicken, and drop a crap the size of a basketball in Charm City? You and your diet bullshit, why don't you go to Baltimore and share your nonsense. It must be nice to have pristine bowels, and butt in on those who don't.
BVC, I don't know of other sites, but feel free to put a picture here. You have a good group of bowel buddies, and we can let you know what your bowels produced.
BVC, I don't know of other sites, but feel free to put a picture here. You have a good group of bowel buddies, and we can let you know what your bowels produced.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 29, 2015 06:28AM
This morning my colon is hurting. It feels like an accordian squeezing hard boiled eggs.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2015 06:29AM by Brown Onion.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2015 06:29AM by Brown Onion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: April 29, 2015 08:11AM
I got a job from home. It's calling people. Most of them are angry. But I don't have mean coworkers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 29, 2015 10:07AM
Gordo! I'm glad to hear of this. How have your bowels been? Was it Polish food you liked?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: April 29, 2015 02:58PM
Gordon needs professional help gentlemen.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: April 29, 2015 07:30PM
BO, I just dropped a bomb!!
It was painful but oh what a relief it is.
Hope you are doing well.
It was painful but oh what a relief it is.
Hope you are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
french onion
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Date: April 30, 2015 05:45AM
so how is everones bowels this morning ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 30, 2015 09:33AM
Bonjour french, I hope your bowels are swell.
Sliced have you recovered? Be back in awhile, giving the call out for midwives.
Sliced have you recovered? Be back in awhile, giving the call out for midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: April 30, 2015 11:54AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bonjour french, I hope your bowels are swell.
>
> Sliced have you recovered? Be back in awhile,
> giving the call out for midwives.
Thanks for asking BO.
I feel pretty good today. I am going on a date with the girl from church tomorrow evening so I am eating only rice and veggies. The last thing I need is bowel trouble with this event coming up. She has been texting me a couple times a day. We are going to Reston town center but havent decided where to eat. I am worried and nervous.
lHope you are doing well.
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> Bonjour french, I hope your bowels are swell.
>
> Sliced have you recovered? Be back in awhile,
> giving the call out for midwives.
Thanks for asking BO.
I feel pretty good today. I am going on a date with the girl from church tomorrow evening so I am eating only rice and veggies. The last thing I need is bowel trouble with this event coming up. She has been texting me a couple times a day. We are going to Reston town center but havent decided where to eat. I am worried and nervous.
lHope you are doing well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
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Date: April 30, 2015 11:10PM
I am glad you guys support each other. Hugs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
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Date: May 01, 2015 04:37AM
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 01, 2015 08:59AM
The midwives and crash cart have left my house, which is like Baltimore after the riots. There's no orange or grape soda, but there is a temporary relief until my intestines get pounded like an NFL player.
My ass hurts yes. Yet it's a reminder that my bowels survived the deluge, and that was the biggest one of my life. The repairmen will have to fix the floor tile, and the groan throne needs a respite.
My ass hurts yes. Yet it's a reminder that my bowels survived the deluge, and that was the biggest one of my life. The repairmen will have to fix the floor tile, and the groan throne needs a respite.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 01, 2015 10:26AM
Well. I just got off the telephone with my doctors office. As usual indifference, a monotone voice of no concern, and what might have been laughing.
I have an appointment scheduled. Guess I can learn about the new Redskin player drafted while on the metal table.
I have an appointment scheduled. Guess I can learn about the new Redskin player drafted while on the metal table.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 01, 2015 10:33AM
Good luck with that BO. The people at the doctors office will perk right up when you hand over your insurance card and co-pay.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 01, 2015 10:59AM
Ever notice the lack of sensitivity at the Ano-Recto office?
The receptionist wearing a clothespin on her nose is just a little too much.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 11:00AM by BEH.
The receptionist wearing a clothespin on her nose is just a little too much.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2015 11:00AM by BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 01, 2015 11:26AM
I agree with you BEH. Are you feeling better after ending that prescription? We really get bottom of the barrel treatment, whether from pharmacy companies, or the doctors.
Sliced brings up an excellent point. The sneering and indifference go away, when the credit card pays them. Then the doctor, office manager, nurses, and wetback janitor go back to their usual demeanor.
I called them back, and they will not accept my offer, to have a painting of Saint Bonaventure in the office.
Sliced brings up an excellent point. The sneering and indifference go away, when the credit card pays them. Then the doctor, office manager, nurses, and wetback janitor go back to their usual demeanor.
I called them back, and they will not accept my offer, to have a painting of Saint Bonaventure in the office.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: May 01, 2015 01:11PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Ever notice the lack of sensitivity at the
> Ano-Recto office?
>
> The receptionist wearing a clothespin on her nose
> is just a little too much.
Anyone believe in credibility anymore?
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> Ever notice the lack of sensitivity at the
> Ano-Recto office?
>
> The receptionist wearing a clothespin on her nose
> is just a little too much.
Anyone believe in credibility anymore?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 01, 2015 01:33PM
Anon Doc Wrote:
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ever notice the lack of sensitivity at the
> > Ano-Recto office?
> >
> > The receptionist wearing a clothespin on her
> nose
> > is just a little too much.
>
>
> Anyone believe in credibility anymore?
What's your opinion on the NFL draft anon dick?
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> BEH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ever notice the lack of sensitivity at the
> > Ano-Recto office?
> >
> > The receptionist wearing a clothespin on her
> nose
> > is just a little too much.
>
>
> Anyone believe in credibility anymore?
What's your opinion on the NFL draft anon dick?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sunflower 72
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Date: May 01, 2015 03:36PM
Doctor Grumpy,
As a GI nurse for years, these men are frustrated. Don't you think a little humor might help? It's wonderful that you went to medical school, make six figures, and probably drive a BMW or Mercedes.
If you don't want to show compassion, in all honesty bite your tongue. Let these men vent a bit, humor is healthy.
As a GI nurse for years, these men are frustrated. Don't you think a little humor might help? It's wonderful that you went to medical school, make six figures, and probably drive a BMW or Mercedes.
If you don't want to show compassion, in all honesty bite your tongue. Let these men vent a bit, humor is healthy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 01, 2015 06:50PM
Thank goodness some people support us. Sunflower gets it, why can't others?
You are either with the brown, or against us.
Today has been a decent one. I cleared out my bowels earlier, and my rectum surprisingly feels pretty good.
That will be temporary, but it's a fine reprieve.
You are either with the brown, or against us.
Today has been a decent one. I cleared out my bowels earlier, and my rectum surprisingly feels pretty good.
That will be temporary, but it's a fine reprieve.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 02, 2015 06:06AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Thank goodness some people support us. Sunflower
> gets it, why can't others?
>
> You are either with the brown, or against us.
>
> Today has been a decent one. I cleared out my
> bowels earlier, and my rectum surprisingly feels
> pretty good.
>
> That will be temporary, but it's a fine reprieve.
Happy to hear you are feeling better BO.
I took the cute girl to a place called Jacksons for dinner last night, got the smoked salmon and rice. Thank God and Saint Bonaventure my bowels behaved themselves for the evening. My bowels got me up and wide awake at 5am this morning when I had hopes of sleeping late.
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> Thank goodness some people support us. Sunflower
> gets it, why can't others?
>
> You are either with the brown, or against us.
>
> Today has been a decent one. I cleared out my
> bowels earlier, and my rectum surprisingly feels
> pretty good.
>
> That will be temporary, but it's a fine reprieve.
Happy to hear you are feeling better BO.
I took the cute girl to a place called Jacksons for dinner last night, got the smoked salmon and rice. Thank God and Saint Bonaventure my bowels behaved themselves for the evening. My bowels got me up and wide awake at 5am this morning when I had hopes of sleeping late.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 02, 2015 09:06AM
In a way your bowels did a good job considering Sliced, but I'm sorry to hear of the unexpected alarm clock.
It's important for you and your bowels to get sleep. Did you and the lady in question discuss the condition of your bowels at this restaurant? My dating days are over, but I hope you did not get gassy. I used to on dates. My bowels betrayed me even there.
It's important for you and your bowels to get sleep. Did you and the lady in question discuss the condition of your bowels at this restaurant? My dating days are over, but I hope you did not get gassy. I used to on dates. My bowels betrayed me even there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 02, 2015 09:29AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> In a way your bowels did a good job considering
> Sliced, but I'm sorry to hear of the unexpected
> alarm clock.
>
> It's important for you and your bowels to get
> sleep. Did you and the lady in question discuss
> the condition of your bowels at this restaurant?
> My dating days are over, but I hope you did not
> get gassy. I used to on dates. My bowels betrayed
> me even there.
I did not mention my issues and I let her do most of the talking. I am going to pick her up at her house in the morning and we are going to church together tomorrow. I am going to take her to starbucks after church and let her in on the horrible truth. We will see how it goes. I am praying that my bowels allow me to do all this stuff. She seems really into me so its not fair for me to be anything less than completely honest with her. Chances are that she will lose interest but I am prepared for that as I have been through it before.
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> In a way your bowels did a good job considering
> Sliced, but I'm sorry to hear of the unexpected
> alarm clock.
>
> It's important for you and your bowels to get
> sleep. Did you and the lady in question discuss
> the condition of your bowels at this restaurant?
> My dating days are over, but I hope you did not
> get gassy. I used to on dates. My bowels betrayed
> me even there.
I did not mention my issues and I let her do most of the talking. I am going to pick her up at her house in the morning and we are going to church together tomorrow. I am going to take her to starbucks after church and let her in on the horrible truth. We will see how it goes. I am praying that my bowels allow me to do all this stuff. She seems really into me so its not fair for me to be anything less than completely honest with her. Chances are that she will lose interest but I am prepared for that as I have been through it before.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 02, 2015 02:22PM
I am hopefully optimistic Sliced.
First of all, maybe she has IBS. That's a match made. It would make me and other bowels in brothers, happier than a pig in shit.
My advice is to work it in in a subtle manner. Inquire about her bowels first. Ask her if she's tired of using a roll of TP each time, or if you notice a bottle of Imodium in her purse, show concern.
First of all, maybe she has IBS. That's a match made. It would make me and other bowels in brothers, happier than a pig in shit.
My advice is to work it in in a subtle manner. Inquire about her bowels first. Ask her if she's tired of using a roll of TP each time, or if you notice a bottle of Imodium in her purse, show concern.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Saturday shits
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Date: May 02, 2015 02:42PM
Red wine and lots of brie cheese = bunghole destruction
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: May 02, 2015 08:10PM
Saturday shits Wrote:
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> Red wine and lots of brie cheese = bunghole
> destruction
User name Saturday obscenity,
Why not use write ups to describe foods to eat instead, or seeing a professional, instead of reading and adding to such drivel.
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> Red wine and lots of brie cheese = bunghole
> destruction
User name Saturday obscenity,
Why not use write ups to describe foods to eat instead, or seeing a professional, instead of reading and adding to such drivel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: May 02, 2015 08:46PM
Anon Doc does not seem to comprehend his profession has failed us.
Two decades of harsh laxitives, rude fingerings, an array of scopes of various shapes and sizes, not to mention the lack of compassion, and last but not least, no relief whatsoever, has given me a pretty good insight to the plight of the IBS sufferer.
If anything, guys like Anon Doc have made things worse.
So, tell me Anon Doc, why should we see one of you quacks?
Two decades of harsh laxitives, rude fingerings, an array of scopes of various shapes and sizes, not to mention the lack of compassion, and last but not least, no relief whatsoever, has given me a pretty good insight to the plight of the IBS sufferer.
If anything, guys like Anon Doc have made things worse.
So, tell me Anon Doc, why should we see one of you quacks?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
nvree3
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Date: May 03, 2015 07:18AM
i wonder if all us ibs issue people will be put to death first under martial law at a fema fun camp.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 03, 2015 07:34AM
The groan throne got slammed last night. I am awaiting an emergency plumber, and adding to the misery will be the added cost. Not a good way to start a Sunday morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 03, 2015 01:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The groan throne got slammed last night. I am
> awaiting an emergency plumber, and adding to the
> misery will be the added cost. Not a good way to
> start a Sunday morning.
I just got in BO, The cute girl from church seemed kind of freaked out when I told her about my bowel problems. First thing she said after I told her is that I should see a doctor. I explained to her that I had been down that road years ago with negative results. She gave me a nice kiss when I dropped her off though. We will see what happens.
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> The groan throne got slammed last night. I am
> awaiting an emergency plumber, and adding to the
> misery will be the added cost. Not a good way to
> start a Sunday morning.
I just got in BO, The cute girl from church seemed kind of freaked out when I told her about my bowel problems. First thing she said after I told her is that I should see a doctor. I explained to her that I had been down that road years ago with negative results. She gave me a nice kiss when I dropped her off though. We will see what happens.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 03, 2015 02:05PM
Okay, I'm sorry Sliced. Give her some time to think about your bowels. I hope she'll realize your heart is what matters.
If she doesn't, no matter how beautiful she is, she won't hold your hand while you are on the groan throne, nor will she understand bulk sale purchases of castor oil or toilet paper.
As for doctors, they are worthless. You know first hand unfortunately or the stinky finger, that anal doctors are the lowest and most inferior in all of medicine.
If she doesn't, no matter how beautiful she is, she won't hold your hand while you are on the groan throne, nor will she understand bulk sale purchases of castor oil or toilet paper.
As for doctors, they are worthless. You know first hand unfortunately or the stinky finger, that anal doctors are the lowest and most inferior in all of medicine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
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Date: May 03, 2015 03:58PM
I'm curious about your diet intake. With a few tweaks, I am sure I can help you at least decrease the severity of symptoms.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 03, 2015 05:31PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Okay, I'm sorry Sliced. Give her some time to
> think about your bowels. I hope she'll realize
> your heart is what matters.
>
> If she doesn't, no matter how beautiful she is,
> she won't hold your hand while you are on the
> groan throne, nor will she understand bulk sale
> purchases of castor oil or toilet paper.
>
> As for doctors, they are worthless. You know first
> hand unfortunately or the stinky finger, that anal
> doctors are the lowest and most inferior in all of
> medicine.
Thanks BO. You have helped me a lot.
I have slipped into a deep depression. The look on the cute girls face said it all, she now realizes that I am a freak and a loser that has not had sex since 2009. I have ordered a large pizza and am nearly halfway into a 18 pack of rolling rocks. I am calling out sick tomorrow.
I hope you are doing better than I am my friend.
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> Okay, I'm sorry Sliced. Give her some time to
> think about your bowels. I hope she'll realize
> your heart is what matters.
>
> If she doesn't, no matter how beautiful she is,
> she won't hold your hand while you are on the
> groan throne, nor will she understand bulk sale
> purchases of castor oil or toilet paper.
>
> As for doctors, they are worthless. You know first
> hand unfortunately or the stinky finger, that anal
> doctors are the lowest and most inferior in all of
> medicine.
Thanks BO. You have helped me a lot.
I have slipped into a deep depression. The look on the cute girls face said it all, she now realizes that I am a freak and a loser that has not had sex since 2009. I have ordered a large pizza and am nearly halfway into a 18 pack of rolling rocks. I am calling out sick tomorrow.
I hope you are doing better than I am my friend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: May 03, 2015 06:01PM
User name Sliced Onion,
It would behoove you to see a professional. An appointment with a board certified GI and therapist, could drastically improve your life.
Pizza and beers are not logical. Making an appointment is.
It would behoove you to see a professional. An appointment with a board certified GI and therapist, could drastically improve your life.
Pizza and beers are not logical. Making an appointment is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 03, 2015 06:33PM
How are your bowels anon dick? Got any snake oil to sell?
Sliced, I'm sorry man. You haven't failed, you were honest about your bowels. Hold your head up high. I'm proud of you.
I wish I could pin a brown medal of valor. And good luck on the groan throne. I wish there was an EHarmony for people with bowel problems.
Sliced, I'm sorry man. You haven't failed, you were honest about your bowels. Hold your head up high. I'm proud of you.
I wish I could pin a brown medal of valor. And good luck on the groan throne. I wish there was an EHarmony for people with bowel problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
djree trivia
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Date: May 03, 2015 06:56PM
Elvis had a gigantic colon, he would crack the porcelain toilet after a diet of 6 nutty buddies and 4 peanut butter and bacon/banana toasted sandwiches downed by a couple Dr Peppers>
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:47AM
My self pitty party is over. The pizza was great but my ass feels like it was shot with a shotgun load of rock salt
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 04, 2015 03:50PM
A pizza would stop me up like The Hoover dam, but eventually gravity would propel the uber dry, gargantuan stool roughshod through my Schphinkter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 04, 2015 06:21PM
Sliced glad you realized it's all good.
BEH, Gordo, and countless others have your bowels.
BEH, Gordo, and countless others have your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
honey wagon/vector
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Date: May 04, 2015 07:12PM
You guys are sick, I mean really fucking nuts! Your entire existence is centered around fetish shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 06:29AM
honey wagon/vector Wrote:
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> You guys are sick, I mean really fucking nuts!
> Your entire existence is centered around fetish
> shit.
How are your bowels?
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> You guys are sick, I mean really fucking nuts!
> Your entire existence is centered around fetish
> shit.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 10:44AM
You walk in, see the French flags on the floor and hear "viva Mexico!" It's Cinco de Mayo and you are excited. The sombreros, customized belt buckles, and bottles of Patron.
The taste of those tacos, enchiladas, and rice and beans makes you happy. You take a siesta, and sleep comfortably.
Unfortunately a beacon in your bowels is activated. The room spins, you wake up to sweat, and an urge to lay thunder down on the groan throne.
While this is a fun holiday for most, some of us will literally be shitting out Pancho Villa.
The taste of those tacos, enchiladas, and rice and beans makes you happy. You take a siesta, and sleep comfortably.
Unfortunately a beacon in your bowels is activated. The room spins, you wake up to sweat, and an urge to lay thunder down on the groan throne.
While this is a fun holiday for most, some of us will literally be shitting out Pancho Villa.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
iloveonions
()
Date: May 05, 2015 10:50AM
Have some white castles. You will poop.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 11:40AM
iloveonions Wrote:
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> Have some white castles. You will poop.
Poop yes. Yet crapping out a bunch of burning cars from Baltimore, is not what I'd refer to as a walk in the park.
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> Have some white castles. You will poop.
Poop yes. Yet crapping out a bunch of burning cars from Baltimore, is not what I'd refer to as a walk in the park.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 11:44AM
My co-workers are feasting on a huge bag of tacos, chips and salsa and mexican rice. I am sitting here ready to eat a turkey on rye sandwich and tomato wedges. They are trying to get me to have some tacos but I am holding strong.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 12:30PM
Sliced,
Happy Cinco de Mayo, and I hope from the bottom of my bowels, what I wrote earlier and least shows you aren't alone.
Years ago I would celebrate that at work, even though it was a disaster for my bowels. Now they'd fall off.
It's a shame. Mexicans apparently must have evolved bowels. Ours betray us.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, and I hope from the bottom of my bowels, what I wrote earlier and least shows you aren't alone.
Years ago I would celebrate that at work, even though it was a disaster for my bowels. Now they'd fall off.
It's a shame. Mexicans apparently must have evolved bowels. Ours betray us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: May 05, 2015 01:59PM
>
> It's a shame. Mexicans apparently must have
> evolved bowels. Ours betray us.
I think you should voluntarily check in at Woodburn or Dominion.
> It's a shame. Mexicans apparently must have
> evolved bowels. Ours betray us.
I think you should voluntarily check in at Woodburn or Dominion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower 72
()
Date: May 05, 2015 02:42PM
You are a bullying type a doc. You should understand humor. Compassion even. Perhaps you could learn empathy through a mental health evaluation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: May 05, 2015 03:38PM
I do think that the doctor, would be best served, to follow a bit more civility on here. He might be a fine well trained individual, but his demeanor is rather gruff.
This is a good thread. While I'd like to learn more about each persons intake(diet),I am genuinely interested in helping. Sadly there is no cure for IBS, but it can be less severe with the proper meal plan.
This is a good thread. While I'd like to learn more about each persons intake(diet),I am genuinely interested in helping. Sadly there is no cure for IBS, but it can be less severe with the proper meal plan.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black underwear
()
Date: May 05, 2015 03:44PM
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
honey wagon/vector
()
Date: May 05, 2015 03:49PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> honey wagon/vector Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys are sick, I mean really fucking nuts!
> > Your entire existence is centered around fetish
> > shit.
>
>
> How are your bowels?
Now that you mentioned it, constipated. Ate a steak, heavy gristle...like a plug in the colon.
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> honey wagon/vector Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys are sick, I mean really fucking nuts!
> > Your entire existence is centered around fetish
> > shit.
>
>
> How are your bowels?
Now that you mentioned it, constipated. Ate a steak, heavy gristle...like a plug in the colon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 06:55PM
After some time on the groan throne I will thank Sunflower, and flush my bowl that currently houses anon dick and nutrition.
honey wagon, have you survived this bowel busting combo? Any placenta or after birth?
honey wagon, have you survived this bowel busting combo? Any placenta or after birth?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 05, 2015 07:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> Happy Cinco de Mayo, and I hope from the bottom of
> my bowels, what I wrote earlier and least shows
> you aren't alone.
>
> Years ago I would celebrate that at work, even
> though it was a disaster for my bowels. Now they'd
> fall off.
>
> It's a shame. Mexicans apparently must have
> evolved bowels. Ours betray us.
Thanks BO. I pray you have a code green bowel day soon.
BTW, the cute church girl texted me and she wants to do church with me again this Sunday.
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> Sliced,
>
> Happy Cinco de Mayo, and I hope from the bottom of
> my bowels, what I wrote earlier and least shows
> you aren't alone.
>
> Years ago I would celebrate that at work, even
> though it was a disaster for my bowels. Now they'd
> fall off.
>
> It's a shame. Mexicans apparently must have
> evolved bowels. Ours betray us.
Thanks BO. I pray you have a code green bowel day soon.
BTW, the cute church girl texted me and she wants to do church with me again this Sunday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 06, 2015 11:53AM
There you go Sliced! That's the spirit! See this is how you determine the level of her faith. If she will hold your hand, doing breathing exercises with you, or replace the bathroom tile/wallpaper she is a keeper.
Now to hit the groan throne. No that's not demolition work.
Now to hit the groan throne. No that's not demolition work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 06, 2015 01:26PM
A special thank you to the midwives, as I've given birth, an eight pound bundle of brown.
Anyone got a vat of witch hazel?
Anyone got a vat of witch hazel?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: May 06, 2015 02:11PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A special thank you to the midwives, as I've given
> birth, an eight pound bundle of brown.
>
> Anyone got a vat of witch hazel?
Are any of you guys going to ever share what you eat?
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> A special thank you to the midwives, as I've given
> birth, an eight pound bundle of brown.
>
> Anyone got a vat of witch hazel?
Are any of you guys going to ever share what you eat?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WTF6757
()
Date: May 06, 2015 02:18PM
All these guys in this thread got together
Attachments:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 06, 2015 04:46PM
I would like it if Laura Dern went through my crap.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:05AM
I apologize dear neighbors.
Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault completely.
Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a traffic jam from hell.
Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault completely.
Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a traffic jam from hell.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: May 07, 2015 11:38AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I apologize dear neighbors.
>
> Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault completely.
>
>
> Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's
> effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a
> traffic jam from hell.
This is not a food item I'd recommend. Rather I hope you incorporate more greens.
Kale would be best. Feel better.
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> I apologize dear neighbors.
>
> Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault completely.
>
>
> Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's
> effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a
> traffic jam from hell.
This is not a food item I'd recommend. Rather I hope you incorporate more greens.
Kale would be best. Feel better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 07, 2015 11:47AM
Nutritionist Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A special thank you to the midwives, as I've
> given
> > birth, an eight pound bundle of brown.
> >
> > Anyone got a vat of witch hazel?
>
>
> Are any of you guys going to ever share what you
> eat?
My diet varies a bit, but here is what I ate Tuesday..
Breakfast a whole grapefruit, 3 soft boiled eggs , 2 slices whole wheat toast, 3 6 oz cups black coffee, a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
Mid morning snack, banana, small can tuna, 3 whole wheat crackers, a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder.
Lunch, Spinach salad with grilled chicken, 1 slice multi grain bread , a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
Mid afternoon snack, apple, a baked pork chop leftover from last night, a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
Dinner, a twelve oz T bone steak, a baked potato with cottage cheese, steamed asparagas , and a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
I mix up the exercise too, 20 minutes on the stairmaster in the morning, a quick lift in the afternoon (did squats and dead lifts , 3 sets apiece) and a half hour of lapsin the pool before dinner.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A special thank you to the midwives, as I've
> given
> > birth, an eight pound bundle of brown.
> >
> > Anyone got a vat of witch hazel?
>
>
> Are any of you guys going to ever share what you
> eat?
My diet varies a bit, but here is what I ate Tuesday..
Breakfast a whole grapefruit, 3 soft boiled eggs , 2 slices whole wheat toast, 3 6 oz cups black coffee, a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
Mid morning snack, banana, small can tuna, 3 whole wheat crackers, a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder.
Lunch, Spinach salad with grilled chicken, 1 slice multi grain bread , a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
Mid afternoon snack, apple, a baked pork chop leftover from last night, a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
Dinner, a twelve oz T bone steak, a baked potato with cottage cheese, steamed asparagas , and a double dose (tablespoon) of psylium husk powder, taken with 24 0z of spring water.
I mix up the exercise too, 20 minutes on the stairmaster in the morning, a quick lift in the afternoon (did squats and dead lifts , 3 sets apiece) and a half hour of lapsin the pool before dinner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 07, 2015 11:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I apologize dear neighbors.
>
> Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault completely.
>
>
> Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's
> effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a
> traffic jam from hell.
Wow BO. Those pot pies are loaded with greasy gravy. Not a good choice but even those of us with cronic digestive issues have to break down and eat something tasty once in a while. I ate half a large pappa john pizza last Sunday and had to stay home from work on Monday because of it. Overall I think it was worth it but at the same time I can think of better ways to use my leave time. I am making an effort to save enough time to spend a week at the beach in August, sadly my bowles will dictate weather or not I get that vacation.
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> I apologize dear neighbors.
>
> Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault completely.
>
>
> Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's
> effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a
> traffic jam from hell.
Wow BO. Those pot pies are loaded with greasy gravy. Not a good choice but even those of us with cronic digestive issues have to break down and eat something tasty once in a while. I ate half a large pappa john pizza last Sunday and had to stay home from work on Monday because of it. Overall I think it was worth it but at the same time I can think of better ways to use my leave time. I am making an effort to save enough time to spend a week at the beach in August, sadly my bowles will dictate weather or not I get that vacation.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2015 01:45PM
Nutritionist Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I apologize dear neighbors.
> >
> > Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault
> completely.
> >
> >
> > Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's
> > effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a
> > traffic jam from hell.
>
>
> This is not a food item I'd recommend. Rather I
> hope you incorporate more greens.
>
> Kale would be best. Feel better.
How are your bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I apologize dear neighbors.
> >
> > Yesterday I made a mistake. My fault
> completely.
> >
> >
> > Chicken pot pie. It tasted so good, but it's
> > effects down the Intestinal Interstate was a
> > traffic jam from hell.
>
>
> This is not a food item I'd recommend. Rather I
> hope you incorporate more greens.
>
> Kale would be best. Feel better.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2015 01:49PM
Sliced,
Yes our upper and lower intestines have betrayed us in a Judas like fashion. It wasn't a good idea, but as you know there's not a "bowel friendly aisle" at the grocery store.
I hope you get a vacation in. If only we had a sr. Leo Marvin from "What about Bob". He could write us a prescription for a vacation from our problems
Yes our upper and lower intestines have betrayed us in a Judas like fashion. It wasn't a good idea, but as you know there's not a "bowel friendly aisle" at the grocery store.
I hope you get a vacation in. If only we had a sr. Leo Marvin from "What about Bob". He could write us a prescription for a vacation from our problems
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:33PM
Extra toilet paper, maybe laxatives?
Get a grip!
Get a grip!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
trivia
()
Date: May 07, 2015 02:56PM
Norman Mailer once was asked what is better than Salami and eggs, he answered a "good bowel movement." I had a bowel movement today that was classic, gigantic waste matter followed by a tremendous purge of gas, It was one of those movements where absolutely nothing remained in the in intestines. if it was done sitting over a plastic bucket the wall of the bucket would have exploded. It was that tremendous.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nutritionist
()
Date: May 07, 2015 03:20PM
Beh your diet seems reasonable, but based upon my experience, the eggs should be decreased if not eliminated. Try kale instead, along with vitamin D.
The T bone steak is tasty, but it would be wise to not eat those. Chicken, fish, or soy if you can contend with the taste are better.
Beef products require more effort to digest. Thanks!
The T bone steak is tasty, but it would be wise to not eat those. Chicken, fish, or soy if you can contend with the taste are better.
Beef products require more effort to digest. Thanks!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 07, 2015 04:49PM
trivia Wrote:
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> Norman Mailer once was asked what is better than
> Salami and eggs, he answered a "good bowel
> movement." I had a bowel movement today that was
> classic, gigantic waste matter followed by a
> tremendous purge of gas, It was one of those
> movements where absolutely nothing remained in the
> in intestines. if it was done sitting over a
> plastic bucket the wall of the bucket would have
> exploded. It was that tremendous.
People with bowel problems or understand a #4 #2, shows the brilliant genis of this thread.
I like how Norman Mailer gets mentioned.
Many of my groan throne sessions, I've finished two to three of his books a sitting.
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> Norman Mailer once was asked what is better than
> Salami and eggs, he answered a "good bowel
> movement." I had a bowel movement today that was
> classic, gigantic waste matter followed by a
> tremendous purge of gas, It was one of those
> movements where absolutely nothing remained in the
> in intestines. if it was done sitting over a
> plastic bucket the wall of the bucket would have
> exploded. It was that tremendous.
People with bowel problems or understand a #4 #2, shows the brilliant genis of this thread.
I like how Norman Mailer gets mentioned.
Many of my groan throne sessions, I've finished two to three of his books a sitting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: May 07, 2015 07:03PM
Nutritionist Wrote:
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> Beh your diet seems reasonable, but based upon my
> experience, the eggs should be decreased if not
> eliminated. Try kale instead, along with vitamin
> D.
>
> The T bone steak is tasty, but it would be wise to
> not eat those. Chicken, fish, or soy if you can
> contend with the taste are better.
>
> Beef products require more effort to digest.
> Thanks!
Your outreach to these individuals seems well intended, but instead of focusing on food, let scientifically proven medical professionals handle these cases. That's what myself and others went to school, seminars, and keeping up with research are known for. I'm not disparaging you, but rather educating you on what your proper role is.
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> Beh your diet seems reasonable, but based upon my
> experience, the eggs should be decreased if not
> eliminated. Try kale instead, along with vitamin
> D.
>
> The T bone steak is tasty, but it would be wise to
> not eat those. Chicken, fish, or soy if you can
> contend with the taste are better.
>
> Beef products require more effort to digest.
> Thanks!
Your outreach to these individuals seems well intended, but instead of focusing on food, let scientifically proven medical professionals handle these cases. That's what myself and others went to school, seminars, and keeping up with research are known for. I'm not disparaging you, but rather educating you on what your proper role is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sunflower72
()
Date: May 07, 2015 08:49PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Extra toilet paper, maybe laxatives?
>
> Get a grip!
If it was only that easy for patients with IBS. Please go to the a mayo Clinic site. That should decrease your ignorance. My heart goes out to anyone with it, because of the discomfort and extra hoops people have to go through.
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> Extra toilet paper, maybe laxatives?
>
> Get a grip!
If it was only that easy for patients with IBS. Please go to the a mayo Clinic site. That should decrease your ignorance. My heart goes out to anyone with it, because of the discomfort and extra hoops people have to go through.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2015 06:24AM
Thank you Sunflower. I just dropped anon dick and Wally.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2015 08:03AM
Well, off to learn about the Redskins off season.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
......
()
Date: May 08, 2015 11:44AM
On a completely serious note:
None of you even know what pain is.
Unless you take daily opiates, prescription or otherwise, you have no idea how bad it can actually be. The opiates lock your intestines up to the point where you are throwing up, as further material can not enter your digestive system due to the bloating and constipation.
I know it sounds funny, but there have been times that I have been honestly Terrified. i mean the pain was That bad...and despite all efforts, no progress was being made. Like i was listing pros and cons for calling 911 and having the ems, firefighters, and fairfax's most corrupt roll up in my house to see me like that. Someone in the medical field recommended enemas, but i just cant make myself do it.
None of you even know what pain is.
Unless you take daily opiates, prescription or otherwise, you have no idea how bad it can actually be. The opiates lock your intestines up to the point where you are throwing up, as further material can not enter your digestive system due to the bloating and constipation.
I know it sounds funny, but there have been times that I have been honestly Terrified. i mean the pain was That bad...and despite all efforts, no progress was being made. Like i was listing pros and cons for calling 911 and having the ems, firefighters, and fairfax's most corrupt roll up in my house to see me like that. Someone in the medical field recommended enemas, but i just cant make myself do it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
......
()
Date: May 08, 2015 11:47AM
I apologize...didnt mean to belittle anyone else's problems...but there have been times that have made me reconsider my life's choices. Legitimately frightening to consider calling emergency services in that position.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 08, 2015 04:55PM
...... Wrote:
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> I apologize...didnt mean to belittle anyone else's
> problems...but there have been times that have
> made me reconsider my life's choices. Legitimately
> frightening to consider calling emergency services
> in that position.
No harm, no foul.
Brothers in Brown need to stick together like cheap toilet paper.
A fist bump to you my friend, handshakes being discouraged for obvious reasons.
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> I apologize...didnt mean to belittle anyone else's
> problems...but there have been times that have
> made me reconsider my life's choices. Legitimately
> frightening to consider calling emergency services
> in that position.
No harm, no foul.
Brothers in Brown need to stick together like cheap toilet paper.
A fist bump to you my friend, handshakes being discouraged for obvious reasons.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 08, 2015 09:34PM
Aside from a copay, and being strapped to a cold metal table, I learned the new Redskins GM drafted a guard with the number 6th pick.
My ass is sore, but perhaps I could work with Mel Kiper Jr now
My ass is sore, but perhaps I could work with Mel Kiper Jr now
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 09, 2015 06:24AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sliced,
>
> Yes our upper and lower intestines have betrayed
> us in a Judas like fashion. It wasn't a good
> idea, but as you know there's not a "bowel
> friendly aisle" at the grocery store.
>
> I hope you get a vacation in. If only we had a sr.
> Leo Marvin from "What about Bob". He could write
> us a prescription for a vacation from our problems
That is a great movie BO. My bowels got me up at 6 am this morning but it was well worth it as I delivered a normal stool, what a great way to start a Saturday!
Attachments:
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> Sliced,
>
> Yes our upper and lower intestines have betrayed
> us in a Judas like fashion. It wasn't a good
> idea, but as you know there's not a "bowel
> friendly aisle" at the grocery store.
>
> I hope you get a vacation in. If only we had a sr.
> Leo Marvin from "What about Bob". He could write
> us a prescription for a vacation from our problems
That is a great movie BO. My bowels got me up at 6 am this morning but it was well worth it as I delivered a normal stool, what a great way to start a Saturday!
Attachments:
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 09, 2015 09:08AM
Congrats Sliced, did Dr. Marvin accompany you, and discuss baby steps on the throne.
I have something bad brewing, but on a plus note, I can tell you Brandon Scherff seems to be a fine first round pick. While learned about with a beefy finger in my ass, my doc knows a lot about football
I have something bad brewing, but on a plus note, I can tell you Brandon Scherff seems to be a fine first round pick. While learned about with a beefy finger in my ass, my doc knows a lot about football
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
beenthere2
()
Date: May 09, 2015 09:58AM
My bowels have improved greatly with the use of whole green cardamom pods. You can get some from Amazon.com I cannot live without these things they work GREAT!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: May 10, 2015 12:31PM
beenthere2 Wrote:
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> My bowels have improved greatly with the use of
> whole green cardamom pods. You can get some from
> Amazon.com I cannot live without these things they
> work GREAT!
User name be there 2,
Whilst some supplements can be beneficial, would you please think about personality responsibility with an Amazon product as "medicinal?" Please do not even offer up non tested non FDA approved products, without having the necessary facts to make relevant decisions.
This generation is full of people with five second attention spans.
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> My bowels have improved greatly with the use of
> whole green cardamom pods. You can get some from
> Amazon.com I cannot live without these things they
> work GREAT!
User name be there 2,
Whilst some supplements can be beneficial, would you please think about personality responsibility with an Amazon product as "medicinal?" Please do not even offer up non tested non FDA approved products, without having the necessary facts to make relevant decisions.
This generation is full of people with five second attention spans.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 10, 2015 01:18PM
How about the personal responsibility of the medical profession?
My Anus has endured more barbaric invasions than ancient Rome, and all this to no avail.
Difference is the Gauls showed more compassion than do dickwads like Anon Doc.
I think I'll order me some of those green cardamom pods right now.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2015 01:18PM by BEH.
My Anus has endured more barbaric invasions than ancient Rome, and all this to no avail.
Difference is the Gauls showed more compassion than do dickwads like Anon Doc.
I think I'll order me some of those green cardamom pods right now.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2015 01:18PM by BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: May 10, 2015 01:22PM
BEH Wrote:
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> How about the personal responsibility of the
> medical profession?
>
> My Anus has endured more barbaric invasions than
> ancient Rome, and all this to no avail.
>
> Difference is the Gauls showed more compassion
> than do dickwads like Anon Doc.
>
> I think I'll order me some of those green cardamom
> pods right now.
Hey, I will give them a try too. What do you do with them though? Are they for making tea or what?
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> How about the personal responsibility of the
> medical profession?
>
> My Anus has endured more barbaric invasions than
> ancient Rome, and all this to no avail.
>
> Difference is the Gauls showed more compassion
> than do dickwads like Anon Doc.
>
> I think I'll order me some of those green cardamom
> pods right now.
Hey, I will give them a try too. What do you do with them though? Are they for making tea or what?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: May 10, 2015 02:09PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How about the personal responsibility of the
> medical profession?
>
> My Anus has endured more barbaric invasions than
> ancient Rome, and all this to no avail.
>
> Difference is the Gauls showed more compassion
> than do dickwads like Anon Doc.
>
> I think I'll order me some of those green cardamom
> pods right now.
User Name BEH,
Please read more AMA materials, before you slander GI's.
I am sick and tired of your mockery, and am glad you are not one of my patients. My guess is my staff would have to call the security guard, to get you to exit off the premises.
Your immature write ups are a reflection of your character. It's lacking.
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> How about the personal responsibility of the
> medical profession?
>
> My Anus has endured more barbaric invasions than
> ancient Rome, and all this to no avail.
>
> Difference is the Gauls showed more compassion
> than do dickwads like Anon Doc.
>
> I think I'll order me some of those green cardamom
> pods right now.
User Name BEH,
Please read more AMA materials, before you slander GI's.
I am sick and tired of your mockery, and am glad you are not one of my patients. My guess is my staff would have to call the security guard, to get you to exit off the premises.
Your immature write ups are a reflection of your character. It's lacking.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 10, 2015 02:16PM
User name Anon Doc.
I would not be one of your patients.
Your poor staff has to put up with you, I certainly don't.
Talk about character, you have none, you're a droning robot with a smelly finger and no morality.
The best thing I ever did was stop going to you quacks, and I will campaign relentlessly to convince others to do the same.
I would not be one of your patients.
Your poor staff has to put up with you, I certainly don't.
Talk about character, you have none, you're a droning robot with a smelly finger and no morality.
The best thing I ever did was stop going to you quacks, and I will campaign relentlessly to convince others to do the same.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: May 10, 2015 02:30PM
The arrogance of anon dick. I wonder if he at least tell us something about the NFL draft, who knows maybe a bit on Washington Capitals line changes.
Anon dick, you and your fellow sadistic medieval assholes, do nothing but hurt mine. How are you doing at the dinner socials? Do people get a bit "odd" when you are by the party plate, knowing where your digits have been all day?
I'm sick of you harassing BEH, Gordo, and others here. Yet your attitude is clear as a bell. Anyone want to schedule an appointment with this guy?
Anon dick, you and your fellow sadistic medieval assholes, do nothing but hurt mine. How are you doing at the dinner socials? Do people get a bit "odd" when you are by the party plate, knowing where your digits have been all day?
I'm sick of you harassing BEH, Gordo, and others here. Yet your attitude is clear as a bell. Anyone want to schedule an appointment with this guy?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: May 10, 2015 03:19PM
Level of butthurt=3,0000000000000000000000
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: May 11, 2015 04:54AM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Level of butthurt=3,0000000000000000000000
Ever try to shit a Frigidaire? That would be a fair assessment.
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> Level of butthurt=3,0000000000000000000000
Ever try to shit a Frigidaire? That would be a fair assessment.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 11, 2015 05:04AM
It's 5am and I have been on the throne for half an hour. It's going to be a long day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 11, 2015 06:30AM
Sliced,
I am sorry to hear you are going through this.
Rooting for your bowels and biscupids. Do you have a long novel or television? Maybe a movie?
I am sorry to hear you are going through this.
Rooting for your bowels and biscupids. Do you have a long novel or television? Maybe a movie?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 11, 2015 07:59AM
I sit here laughing.
Austin Powers "who does number two work for" scene was on the television.
While my ass is a witch hazel depository, at least there's a smile
Austin Powers "who does number two work for" scene was on the television.
While my ass is a witch hazel depository, at least there's a smile
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: May 11, 2015 09:20AM
I had minor surgery, so it's opiate based painkillers. One side effect is severe constipation. How do you men do it?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 11, 2015 06:24PM
Miscavage,
Here's to your bowels recovering, but I appreciate your excellent question.
I do pain killers as a last resort, because I already strain enough, and that would create shits from mere basketballs to a Ford Expedition.
With that being said, my team of midwives uses an epindural for my births of brown.
One seems to be coming, a giant one that's going to scare the neighborhood.
Here's to your bowels recovering, but I appreciate your excellent question.
I do pain killers as a last resort, because I already strain enough, and that would create shits from mere basketballs to a Ford Expedition.
With that being said, my team of midwives uses an epindural for my births of brown.
One seems to be coming, a giant one that's going to scare the neighborhood.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: May 11, 2015 07:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> I am sorry to hear you are going through this.
>
> Rooting for your bowels and biscupids. Do you
> have a long novel or television? Maybe a movie?
Yeah, Amazon prime is a good deal for me. I can sit on the throne for hours and watch all kinds of stuff on my kindle.
How are your bowels right now BO?
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> Sliced,
>
> I am sorry to hear you are going through this.
>
> Rooting for your bowels and biscupids. Do you
> have a long novel or television? Maybe a movie?
Yeah, Amazon prime is a good deal for me. I can sit on the throne for hours and watch all kinds of stuff on my kindle.
How are your bowels right now BO?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: May 12, 2015 06:45AM
Do they have North and South Sliced?
Last night was like the civil war. Picketts charge against uncooperative bowels.
The midwives have left, but I'm not looking forward to discussing this with my sister over lunch.
Last night was like the civil war. Picketts charge against uncooperative bowels.
The midwives have left, but I'm not looking forward to discussing this with my sister over lunch.