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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: January 09, 2015 08:22AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Larry King has great bowels. Look at his
> suspenders first of all. If he had to shit, these
> would interfere with that mad dash, thus resulting
> in crap filled chinos.
>
> He ate at Duke Zeibrits, a restaurant known when
> it was in business, for its fine steaks and wine.
> Those of us with bad bowels couldn't keep his
> schedule either.
>
> Congrats on order for Larry Kings bowels.
Hey BO! Type 4 this morning! Thanks again.
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> Larry King has great bowels. Look at his
> suspenders first of all. If he had to shit, these
> would interfere with that mad dash, thus resulting
> in crap filled chinos.
>
> He ate at Duke Zeibrits, a restaurant known when
> it was in business, for its fine steaks and wine.
> Those of us with bad bowels couldn't keep his
> schedule either.
>
> Congrats on order for Larry Kings bowels.
Hey BO! Type 4 this morning! Thanks again.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 09, 2015 09:50AM
Ah you are so lucky.
Congrats are in order slice, as a #4 #2 is a gift from our creator.
How did you manage that with the taco bell food?
Congrats are in order slice, as a #4 #2 is a gift from our creator.
How did you manage that with the taco bell food?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 09, 2015 11:37AM
Watching the boob tube, I think both Anderson Cooper and Christianne Ampour have phenomenonal bowels. They don't need breaks, nor do they show facial gestures of IBS.
Candy Crowley resigned from CNN, I believe due to poor bowels.
Candy Crowley resigned from CNN, I believe due to poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 09, 2015 05:37PM
I could be wrong, but does Janice Jeffords on channel 9, seem to be experiencing bloating? She used to be a good looking woman, but the extra weight and chair fidgeting, one has to wonder if she's holding on to a three day sized Titanic like crap.
My bowels are still a mess, although no twisted intestines as far as I know.
Tonight it's Metamucil time.
My bowels are still a mess, although no twisted intestines as far as I know.
Tonight it's Metamucil time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: January 09, 2015 05:47PM
How does Vader poop?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 10, 2015 06:37AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Ah you are so lucky.
>
> Congrats are in order slice, as a #4 #2 is a gift
> from our creator.
>
> How did you manage that with the taco bell food?
I decided to skip the taco bell after reading your comments. I went with a foot-long subway turkey and bacon on wheat with tomato, pickle, onion and just a little honey mustard. Just goes to show that if you watch your diet things will turn out better in the end.
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> Ah you are so lucky.
>
> Congrats are in order slice, as a #4 #2 is a gift
> from our creator.
>
> How did you manage that with the taco bell food?
I decided to skip the taco bell after reading your comments. I went with a foot-long subway turkey and bacon on wheat with tomato, pickle, onion and just a little honey mustard. Just goes to show that if you watch your diet things will turn out better in the end.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: January 10, 2015 08:02AM
Well, finally a somewhat mature and thought out write up.
Diet plus a visit to a GI make sense.
Diet plus a visit to a GI make sense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 10, 2015 10:18AM
Sliced,
Ignore Anon and congrats are in order for your excellent bowel movement. I am glad to hear you changed your mind. Your bowels should be appreciative.
Now to release a Sherman tank.
Ignore Anon and congrats are in order for your excellent bowel movement. I am glad to hear you changed your mind. Your bowels should be appreciative.
Now to release a Sherman tank.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: January 10, 2015 01:34PM
You and Gordon continue to complain, but you haven't paid attention of a physician. Not surprising.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 10, 2015 01:42PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> Ignore Anon and congrats are in order for your
> excellent bowel movement. I am glad to hear you
> changed your mind. Your bowels should be
> appreciative.
>
> Now to release a Sherman tank.
Hey BO, I just slid an OSR (oven stuffer roaster) in the oven to eat tonight and cut up the rest for sandwich meat to eat the next couple days. I am trying to decide on a side dish for tonight. My choices are rice, blackeye peas or baked potatoes. Which of those side dishes do you think are best for proper digestion? Thanks for your continued service to our community.
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> Sliced,
>
> Ignore Anon and congrats are in order for your
> excellent bowel movement. I am glad to hear you
> changed your mind. Your bowels should be
> appreciative.
>
> Now to release a Sherman tank.
Hey BO, I just slid an OSR (oven stuffer roaster) in the oven to eat tonight and cut up the rest for sandwich meat to eat the next couple days. I am trying to decide on a side dish for tonight. My choices are rice, blackeye peas or baked potatoes. Which of those side dishes do you think are best for proper digestion? Thanks for your continued service to our community.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 10, 2015 02:41PM
Eat shit anon doctor
Sliced, that's on a slippery slope there, as the oven stuffed roaster might cause your bowels discomfort.
Sodium rich foods have been shown to cause digestive problems and high blood pressure.
As for the side, black Eyed peas would be the most bowel friendly.
Good luck to your bowels.
Sliced, that's on a slippery slope there, as the oven stuffed roaster might cause your bowels discomfort.
Sodium rich foods have been shown to cause digestive problems and high blood pressure.
As for the side, black Eyed peas would be the most bowel friendly.
Good luck to your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 10, 2015 06:26PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Eat shit anon doctor
>
>
> Sliced, that's on a slippery slope there, as the
> oven stuffed roaster might cause your bowels
> discomfort.
>
> Sodium rich foods have been shown to cause
> digestive problems and high blood pressure.
>
> As for the side, black Eyed peas would be the most
> bowel friendly.
>
> Good luck to your bowels.
Thanks man. I have the blackeyes on simmer now. I will let you how everything comes out.
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> Eat shit anon doctor
>
>
> Sliced, that's on a slippery slope there, as the
> oven stuffed roaster might cause your bowels
> discomfort.
>
> Sodium rich foods have been shown to cause
> digestive problems and high blood pressure.
>
> As for the side, black Eyed peas would be the most
> bowel friendly.
>
> Good luck to your bowels.
Thanks man. I have the blackeyes on simmer now. I will let you how everything comes out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 11, 2015 06:09AM
Good luck, I think I've got Archie Bunker in my lower intestine.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 11, 2015 06:51AM
Gator tail this morning. Very disappointing.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 11, 2015 12:29PM
Yes indeed but I assume it passed well through your bowels Sliced?
It's hard to see, as my eyeglasses are elsewhere, and my pupils are already strained from what's brewing in my belly.
In your estimate, what # did you get?
It's hard to see, as my eyeglasses are elsewhere, and my pupils are already strained from what's brewing in my belly.
In your estimate, what # did you get?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: January 11, 2015 02:15PM
Kodachrome like pictures of bowel movements.
You've just hit a new low, and that's saying something there.
You've just hit a new low, and that's saying something there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 12, 2015 01:23PM
Stop bullying the brown "doctor" stinky finger.
Right now I just got released from the hospital for an obstructed bowel.
Maybe that was you I delivered in the room.
Right now I just got released from the hospital for an obstructed bowel.
Maybe that was you I delivered in the room.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: January 12, 2015 03:03PM
I hope you feel better. I have the opposite problem. Recover well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 13, 2015 05:13AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Yes indeed but I assume it passed well through
> your bowels Sliced?
>
> It's hard to see, as my eyeglasses are elsewhere,
> and my pupils are already strained from what's
> brewing in my belly.
>
> In your estimate, what # did you get?
I think it was a 4 but it was not as large as I had hoped.
Today the boss is taking several of my co-workers and I out to lunch at a sushi place. I wonder how my bowels are going to react to that?
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> Yes indeed but I assume it passed well through
> your bowels Sliced?
>
> It's hard to see, as my eyeglasses are elsewhere,
> and my pupils are already strained from what's
> brewing in my belly.
>
> In your estimate, what # did you get?
I think it was a 4 but it was not as large as I had hoped.
Today the boss is taking several of my co-workers and I out to lunch at a sushi place. I wonder how my bowels are going to react to that?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 13, 2015 08:37AM
Gordo, indeed your side of the IBS scale, at least has that "advantage" if it can be called that. You don need the medical version of liquid plumber, as your pipes are clean.
My goodness Sliced, sushi or other raw seafood can lead to painful large craps, that cause a lot of hurt on the way out.
While sushi is tasty, it can't be broken down as easily. Thus a large stinky loaf. Good Luck And Please post an update.
My goodness Sliced, sushi or other raw seafood can lead to painful large craps, that cause a lot of hurt on the way out.
While sushi is tasty, it can't be broken down as easily. Thus a large stinky loaf. Good Luck And Please post an update.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 13, 2015 11:15AM
The smoke at L'Enfant Plaza was miniscule compared to my opening of the bathroom door.
I might be evicted after that shit, or at the very least a visit from the EPA.
My poor bowels.
I might be evicted after that shit, or at the very least a visit from the EPA.
My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
()
Date: January 13, 2015 11:40AM
Fuck you! No one cares!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 13, 2015 02:36PM
black underwear Wrote:
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> Fuck you! No one cares!
Oh, people care all right, Mr Black.
We may be few in number, weak of voice and unpopular because of our afflictions, but we're here for one another.
And our numbers are growing.
I have had several private messages from fellow sufferers of a variety of ano-recto maladies, too ashamed to come to the public forum, because they know they'd come under the abuse of insensitive posters.
Even our doctors are indifferent, as well as hostile ,too rough with fingers and their medieval scopes.
Folks, dealing with chronic bowel disease is more than just eating butterbeans and whole wheat crackers. Its a horrible affliction, and the victims should not be further traumitized by society.
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> Fuck you! No one cares!
Oh, people care all right, Mr Black.
We may be few in number, weak of voice and unpopular because of our afflictions, but we're here for one another.
And our numbers are growing.
I have had several private messages from fellow sufferers of a variety of ano-recto maladies, too ashamed to come to the public forum, because they know they'd come under the abuse of insensitive posters.
Even our doctors are indifferent, as well as hostile ,too rough with fingers and their medieval scopes.
Folks, dealing with chronic bowel disease is more than just eating butterbeans and whole wheat crackers. Its a horrible affliction, and the victims should not be further traumitized by society.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 13, 2015 07:16PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Gordo, indeed your side of the IBS scale, at least
> has that "advantage" if it can be called that. You
> don need the medical version of liquid plumber, as
> your pipes are clean.
>
> My goodness Sliced, sushi or other raw seafood can
> lead to painful large craps, that cause a lot of
> hurt on the way out.
>
> While sushi is tasty, it can't be broken down as
> easily. Thus a large stinky loaf. Good Luck And
> Please post an update.
I had quite a bit of steamed rice with the sushi and I have been percolating out of my butt all afternoon. I think a 3 am elimination is now in the works. I will update as soon as reasonably possible.
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> Gordo, indeed your side of the IBS scale, at least
> has that "advantage" if it can be called that. You
> don need the medical version of liquid plumber, as
> your pipes are clean.
>
> My goodness Sliced, sushi or other raw seafood can
> lead to painful large craps, that cause a lot of
> hurt on the way out.
>
> While sushi is tasty, it can't be broken down as
> easily. Thus a large stinky loaf. Good Luck And
> Please post an update.
I had quite a bit of steamed rice with the sushi and I have been percolating out of my butt all afternoon. I think a 3 am elimination is now in the works. I will update as soon as reasonably possible.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 14, 2015 05:25AM
Sliced please advise you are ok. That combination can cause flare ups.
I couldn't agree more with BEH and later today, after unloading contents, will write a brother in bowel motto.
I couldn't agree more with BEH and later today, after unloading contents, will write a brother in bowel motto.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
NipNotSignedIn
()
Date: January 14, 2015 06:05AM
I take a metamucil capsul every day and it produces these picture perfect blow outs twice a day. Before I started the metamucial I had many of the issues I see in this thread.
Here we have 2 perfect turds and even a turd island on the floater. Almost orgasmic!
Nip
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Here we have 2 perfect turds and even a turd island on the floater. Almost orgasmic!
Nip
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 14, 2015 09:55AM
That is the Farrah Fawcett, playboy centerfold type of bowel movements, that's a dream.
I would lover to have one like that. No grunting, screaming like a fox with its leg caught in a trap, but just a lovely defecation.
The schools were closed because of my bathroom aromas.
I would lover to have one like that. No grunting, screaming like a fox with its leg caught in a trap, but just a lovely defecation.
The schools were closed because of my bathroom aromas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 14, 2015 12:16PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced please advise you are ok. That combination
> can cause flare ups.
>
> I couldn't agree more with BEH and later today,
> after unloading contents, will write a brother in
> bowel motto.
Hey BO, I had the blow out at 4:30 this morning it was bad, mostly liquid. Just got to Fosters grille for lunch. The turkey burger and side salad iis going to be my choice for today. Got to get back on track.
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> Sliced please advise you are ok. That combination
> can cause flare ups.
>
> I couldn't agree more with BEH and later today,
> after unloading contents, will write a brother in
> bowel motto.
Hey BO, I had the blow out at 4:30 this morning it was bad, mostly liquid. Just got to Fosters grille for lunch. The turkey burger and side salad iis going to be my choice for today. Got to get back on track.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
NipNotSignedIn
()
Date: January 14, 2015 12:17PM
Blooming have you tried a regiment of metamucial? It works wonders.
Nip
Nip
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 14, 2015 02:45PM
Its bad enough to deal with the ridicule of the general public.
Our doctors loathe us, our disorder, and the career they've chosen.
Pain, scorn indifference, and...
Oh yeah, the well intentioned, folksy , naive, oversimplified advice.
"Eat collard greens'
"Drink water"
and the best of all..."metamucial"
To put it in perspective..suggesting vegetables and psyllium for our afflictions is like using vitamin c to cure cancer.
No offense meant, just a little education, and a plea for some humanity for us with a inhumane condition.
Our doctors loathe us, our disorder, and the career they've chosen.
Pain, scorn indifference, and...
Oh yeah, the well intentioned, folksy , naive, oversimplified advice.
"Eat collard greens'
"Drink water"
and the best of all..."metamucial"
To put it in perspective..suggesting vegetables and psyllium for our afflictions is like using vitamin c to cure cancer.
No offense meant, just a little education, and a plea for some humanity for us with a inhumane condition.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2015 06:44AM
BEH articulated perfectly, for those of us with Mopar quality bowels, have dealt with for years. People with averge or golden bowels, could use an occasional Metamucil for an extra assist.
Yet for the bowel trodden, it's throwing a hot dog down the brown hallway.
Fiber is important, but alas I still crapped out a trident last night.
Yet for the bowel trodden, it's throwing a hot dog down the brown hallway.
Fiber is important, but alas I still crapped out a trident last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2015 06:46AM
Sliced Onion,
I'm sorry your bowels had those kinds of Bristol Stool Guide nightmares.
Foster's Grill sounds good, but let me ask you, is it bowel friendly? I think with your bowels, a burger and salad seem reasonable.
I'm sorry your bowels had those kinds of Bristol Stool Guide nightmares.
Foster's Grill sounds good, but let me ask you, is it bowel friendly? I think with your bowels, a burger and salad seem reasonable.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: January 15, 2015 08:47AM
I found something that helps. Borscht.
For some reason. It could be the beets in it.
For some reason. It could be the beets in it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2015 09:16AM
Gordo, kudos and is that Slovak?
This morning isn't pleasure, applying witch hazel and Tucks pads to my bleeding rear end.
Hemmerhoids are part of IBS. It's not the main course, but definitely a side dish.
Later on when I'm a Red Cross donor, I'll explain why rectal bleeding or a stool with red tints of blood might not be a life threatening condition.
The more you know.
This morning isn't pleasure, applying witch hazel and Tucks pads to my bleeding rear end.
Hemmerhoids are part of IBS. It's not the main course, but definitely a side dish.
Later on when I'm a Red Cross donor, I'll explain why rectal bleeding or a stool with red tints of blood might not be a life threatening condition.
The more you know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
NipNotSignedIn
()
Date: January 15, 2015 11:19AM
My bad on the Metamucil comment. Just trying to help.
Nip
Nip
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2015 08:33AM
It's okay Nip, consider this an education on IBS and how it can literally omit any of that formulas benefits.
Today I go to my doctor, on a follow up. My best guess is he will discuss the Redskins new General Manager selection, while his digit is in my rear end.
The cold table, sports talk, and being sodomized await.
Today I go to my doctor, on a follow up. My best guess is he will discuss the Redskins new General Manager selection, while his digit is in my rear end.
The cold table, sports talk, and being sodomized await.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2015 10:53AM
I'm back from my exam. As if I didn't have clarity on my previous obstructed bowels, now I do.
I feel as if my rear end has been plundered or pillaged by a college football team. No thank you note or roses either.
I feel as if my rear end has been plundered or pillaged by a college football team. No thank you note or roses either.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 16, 2015 11:28AM
Ever since my first ano-recto exam, I thought it was odd to be sedated only to wake up in the fetal posistion with no memory of the exam
and with a sore, greased up anus.
I was also bemused by the fact that these post procedure moments was the only time my proctologist was in a good mood.
and with a sore, greased up anus.
I was also bemused by the fact that these post procedure moments was the only time my proctologist was in a good mood.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2015 01:19PM
BEH agreed.
I'm worried as mine is penning a book "Fifty Shades of Brown"
I'm worried as mine is penning a book "Fifty Shades of Brown"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 16, 2015 01:41PM
BO, are you mayonnaise-tolerant? I find a little extra mayo on a sandwich or sub works wonders for greasing the skids, as it were. Hope you have a bowel-friendly weekend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 16, 2015 03:10PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> I'm back from my exam. As if I didn't have clarity
> on my previous obstructed bowels, now I do.
>
> I feel as if my rear end has been plundered or
> pillaged by a college football team. No thank you
> note or roses either.
Hey BO! Hope you feel better soon, I will say a little prayer for your Hiney tonight.
Im leaving on a roadtrip in a couple hours to meet some old friends at a hotel for the long weekend. God only knows what interstate highway foods are going to do to my insides over the next three days. I will keep your advice in mind and try to make the most bowel friendly choices available. Godspeed!
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> I'm back from my exam. As if I didn't have clarity
> on my previous obstructed bowels, now I do.
>
> I feel as if my rear end has been plundered or
> pillaged by a college football team. No thank you
> note or roses either.
Hey BO! Hope you feel better soon, I will say a little prayer for your Hiney tonight.
Im leaving on a roadtrip in a couple hours to meet some old friends at a hotel for the long weekend. God only knows what interstate highway foods are going to do to my insides over the next three days. I will keep your advice in mind and try to make the most bowel friendly choices available. Godspeed!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WTF6757
()
Date: January 16, 2015 06:34PM
I don't get this fascination with shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
()
Date: January 17, 2015 11:20AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> BO, are you mayonnaise-tolerant? I find a little
> extra mayo on a sandwich or sub works wonders for
> greasing the skids, as it were. Hope you have a
> bowel-friendly weekend.
These write ups continue to reach new levels of depravity.
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> BO, are you mayonnaise-tolerant? I find a little
> extra mayo on a sandwich or sub works wonders for
> greasing the skids, as it were. Hope you have a
> bowel-friendly weekend.
These write ups continue to reach new levels of depravity.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2015 04:06PM
Sliced and deadly, it's been a bad day for my bowels.
I'll get back to you both. Please excuse my bowels.
Doc fuck you.
I'll get back to you both. Please excuse my bowels.
Doc fuck you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2015 05:00PM
Okay Deadly, the witch hazel and pillows are helping.
Mayo is not a particularly bowel friendly food, at least for those with IBS.
Has it helped your bowels during the elimination process?
Mayo is not a particularly bowel friendly food, at least for those with IBS.
Has it helped your bowels during the elimination process?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2015 05:03PM
Sliced,
And a prayer in return for you.
Road trips despite hours on your bowels and limited food choices can be fun.
I look back and often reminiscent about ones I took before my bowels betrayed me like Judas.
Please update both what the foods are, and how your bowels respond.
And a prayer in return for you.
Road trips despite hours on your bowels and limited food choices can be fun.
I look back and often reminiscent about ones I took before my bowels betrayed me like Judas.
Please update both what the foods are, and how your bowels respond.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
black underwear
()
Date: January 17, 2015 05:31PM
Here's some bitch hazel fuck face
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
()
Date: January 18, 2015 07:19AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Sliced,
>
> And a prayer in return for you.
>
> Road trips despite hours on your bowels and
> limited food choices can be fun.
>
> I look back and often reminiscent about ones I
> took before my bowels betrayed me like Judas.
>
> Please update both what the foods are, and how
> your bowels respond.
Thanks for your concern, BO. I had a turkey club on sourdough bread with a couple pickle wedges on the side at a truckstop along I-81 on friday. By the time I got to the hotel I was the proud father of a #4. Embassy suites has the most wonderful, comfortable bathroom facilities in the industry and it has been my pleasure to use them this weekend.
My old college buddies dragged me to olive garden yesterday and the food along with large amounts of draft beer caused me to drop a couple #6's. The plan for today is to have the hotel breakfast then shoot some hoops at a nearby rec center followed by watching football, pizza and beer all evening at the hotel. Things are looking bad for my insides right now and I have to drive home 5 hours tomorrow. I pray that I do not have to use the facilities at an interstate highway rest area tomorrow but it may come to pass.
How are you doing BO? I hope you are getting back on track after your experience.
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> Sliced,
>
> And a prayer in return for you.
>
> Road trips despite hours on your bowels and
> limited food choices can be fun.
>
> I look back and often reminiscent about ones I
> took before my bowels betrayed me like Judas.
>
> Please update both what the foods are, and how
> your bowels respond.
Thanks for your concern, BO. I had a turkey club on sourdough bread with a couple pickle wedges on the side at a truckstop along I-81 on friday. By the time I got to the hotel I was the proud father of a #4. Embassy suites has the most wonderful, comfortable bathroom facilities in the industry and it has been my pleasure to use them this weekend.
My old college buddies dragged me to olive garden yesterday and the food along with large amounts of draft beer caused me to drop a couple #6's. The plan for today is to have the hotel breakfast then shoot some hoops at a nearby rec center followed by watching football, pizza and beer all evening at the hotel. Things are looking bad for my insides right now and I have to drive home 5 hours tomorrow. I pray that I do not have to use the facilities at an interstate highway rest area tomorrow but it may come to pass.
How are you doing BO? I hope you are getting back on track after your experience.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 18, 2015 09:52AM
The horror Sliced! Olive Garden equals severe bowel alerts. Then adding pizza on top with beer, please at least send your colon a warning note. Don't turn your colon into that like Elvis had, forty pounds plus.
Here's to your bowels being okay and surviving this road trip. I'm off to drop one, hoping that FEMA will not show up at my house.
Here's to your bowels being okay and surviving this road trip. I'm off to drop one, hoping that FEMA will not show up at my house.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 18, 2015 10:56AM
My rectum looks like a stale tomato.
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Posted by:
stale tomato
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Date: January 18, 2015 11:04AM
like this?
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 18, 2015 12:04PM
Yes very similar. This time at least not ghoulash.
Okay, let's get down to the brown, with my picks of NFL games due to a coaches bowel conditions.
For the Packers and Seahawks, it will be close, but Pete Carrolls bowels are superb. Coach McCarthy could have IBS.
As for the Patriots and Colts game no contest.
Bill Belichick has bowels of my dreams. It will be a blow out.
Okay, let's get down to the brown, with my picks of NFL games due to a coaches bowel conditions.
For the Packers and Seahawks, it will be close, but Pete Carrolls bowels are superb. Coach McCarthy could have IBS.
As for the Patriots and Colts game no contest.
Bill Belichick has bowels of my dreams. It will be a blow out.
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Anon Doc
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Date: January 18, 2015 12:17PM
Football predictions based on a person's digestive system?
Wonder why I recommend psychiatric help?
Wonder why I recommend psychiatric help?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 18, 2015 04:13PM
How are your bowels Stinky Finger?
I know this might sound random, but do other animals have IBS? To be around a grizzly with inflamed bowels, that's a scary thought.
I know this might sound random, but do other animals have IBS? To be around a grizzly with inflamed bowels, that's a scary thought.
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Posted by:
Pats Fan 12
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Date: January 18, 2015 09:28PM
How on earth do coaches asses have to do with playoff games?
Stupid
Stupid
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 19, 2015 07:19AM
Pats Fan 12 Wrote:
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> How on earth do coaches asses have to do with
> playoff games?
>
> Stupid
Um the results speak for themselves, 2 for 2 yesterday.
How do you think these coaches win? Superior bowels.
Mine feel eviscerated this morning, be thankful I'm not a coach.
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> How on earth do coaches asses have to do with
> playoff games?
>
> Stupid
Um the results speak for themselves, 2 for 2 yesterday.
How do you think these coaches win? Superior bowels.
Mine feel eviscerated this morning, be thankful I'm not a coach.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: January 19, 2015 08:40AM
Hey there BO! I made it a hour up the highway this morning then stopped at a Bob Evans for breakfast. I had a bowel of grits with fruit cup and turkey sausage patties on the side. What is your take on eating lightly buttered grits? I know the turkey sausage was a bad choice but Im not sure about the grits. Thanks for all you do BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 19, 2015 09:59AM
Oh my Sliced. I'm off the groan throne, studying some more about the Bristol Stool Guide, and learning more about bilirubin that's found in each defecation.
I'm glad your bowels haven't exploded on this trip yet. This isn't to wish your bowels harm, but in my experience, our colons don't enjoy processing foods such as buttery grits.
Those sound dangerous. Wishing you a #4 #2, time will tell.
I'm glad your bowels haven't exploded on this trip yet. This isn't to wish your bowels harm, but in my experience, our colons don't enjoy processing foods such as buttery grits.
Those sound dangerous. Wishing you a #4 #2, time will tell.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: January 19, 2015 11:09AM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Okay Deadly, the witch hazel and pillows are
> helping.
>
> Mayo is not a particularly bowel friendly food, at
> least for those with IBS.
>
> Has it helped your bowels during the elimination
> process?
Anything greasy, BO. If you ever get the chance to order pork bellies at a restaurant, they seem to work wonders. Not exactly heart-healthy though.
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> Okay Deadly, the witch hazel and pillows are
> helping.
>
> Mayo is not a particularly bowel friendly food, at
> least for those with IBS.
>
> Has it helped your bowels during the elimination
> process?
Anything greasy, BO. If you ever get the chance to order pork bellies at a restaurant, they seem to work wonders. Not exactly heart-healthy though.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 19, 2015 11:50AM
Deadly.
That's lethal, and yes the sodium, fat levels equal a wretched time on the groan throne with methane shooting out the keyster hole.
I'm going to "unload some brown luggage". I hope a midwife is ready.
That's lethal, and yes the sodium, fat levels equal a wretched time on the groan throne with methane shooting out the keyster hole.
I'm going to "unload some brown luggage". I hope a midwife is ready.
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Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: January 19, 2015 12:32PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Blooming Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay Deadly, the witch hazel and pillows are
> > helping.
> >
> > Mayo is not a particularly bowel friendly food,
> at
> > least for those with IBS.
> >
> > Has it helped your bowels during the
> elimination
> > process?
>
> Anything greasy, BO. If you ever get the chance
> to order pork bellies at a restaurant, they seem
> to work wonders. Not exactly heart-healthy
> though.
Anything greasy or as you suggest is considered an unrefined food product. Please stop spreading myths falsehoods and other innuendo.
My patients deserve far better than such outrageous claims.
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> Blooming Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay Deadly, the witch hazel and pillows are
> > helping.
> >
> > Mayo is not a particularly bowel friendly food,
> at
> > least for those with IBS.
> >
> > Has it helped your bowels during the
> elimination
> > process?
>
> Anything greasy, BO. If you ever get the chance
> to order pork bellies at a restaurant, they seem
> to work wonders. Not exactly heart-healthy
> though.
Anything greasy or as you suggest is considered an unrefined food product. Please stop spreading myths falsehoods and other innuendo.
My patients deserve far better than such outrageous claims.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
NipNotSignedIn
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Date: January 19, 2015 01:20PM
I'm not trying to be an asshole, but the asshole doctor seems to be one.
Nip
Nip
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Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 19, 2015 03:14PM
Okay now that I've thrown, what appears to be gelatin loaded Alpo dog food from my ass, let's get to that point.
Ass doctors are assholes, it comes with the territory. Yet they are the lowest on the food chain of medicine, and other than a finger and sociopathic type of "care", well there's not mugh more than that. Their gloves, lube and cold metal table is about as good as it gets.
Ass doctors are assholes, it comes with the territory. Yet they are the lowest on the food chain of medicine, and other than a finger and sociopathic type of "care", well there's not mugh more than that. Their gloves, lube and cold metal table is about as good as it gets.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 19, 2015 03:18PM
As if his attitude isn't shitty enough, look at his medieval torture device like medical devices.
Fingers hurt, these are devastating.
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Posted by:
Questioner of Things
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Date: January 19, 2015 04:49PM
I left the area for a year, to find this thread.
On the underground, something's never change.
On the underground, something's never change.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
wrong souls
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Date: January 19, 2015 06:20PM
How long are those things?
Not sure what cm it inch is but shit!!
Not sure what cm it inch is but shit!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 20, 2015 06:50AM
After literally dropping a refrigerator, albeit a smelly one, I wish you all well.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: January 20, 2015 07:10AM
All too familiar with the Rectoscope, my former Ano Recto specialists favorite weapon.
All the times he approached me with that thing, and no relief ever to show for all the poking, probing, ramming and shoving.
Yeah , for all that pain and humiliation , I'm still trying to pass cinderblocks through needle eyes.
I'll bet the arrogant sadist Anon Doc loves the Rectoscope.
All the times he approached me with that thing, and no relief ever to show for all the poking, probing, ramming and shoving.
Yeah , for all that pain and humiliation , I'm still trying to pass cinderblocks through needle eyes.
I'll bet the arrogant sadist Anon Doc loves the Rectoscope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 20, 2015 08:18AM
You aren't kidding BEH, as round 2's Steinway, Is proof that the anoscope is just another barbaric way for anal docs to torture us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: January 20, 2015 09:20AM
Great news!
Borscht has stopped most of my problems. I'm going back to work.
Look up blinys, Slavic website have recipe
Hope it helps you.
Borscht has stopped most of my problems. I'm going back to work.
Look up blinys, Slavic website have recipe
Hope it helps you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Stale Onion
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Date: January 20, 2015 11:49AM
You guys are still bitching about your sore britches?
Eat healthier, do some actual exercise. All you do is complain like a bunch of old women.
It's the doctors fault. No. It's yours!
Eat healthier, do some actual exercise. All you do is complain like a bunch of old women.
It's the doctors fault. No. It's yours!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 20, 2015 02:29PM
Do you think myself, or others on this thread, can just exercise or eat our way out of this ?
Do you really think that will help a disease? IBS is as real as the large gelatin like brick I dropped earlier, and it would be fantastic to live without cold fingers and tables, with anoscopes in my rear end.
You've got to wake up. Brown and standing.
Do you really think that will help a disease? IBS is as real as the large gelatin like brick I dropped earlier, and it would be fantastic to live without cold fingers and tables, with anoscopes in my rear end.
You've got to wake up. Brown and standing.
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I agree with anon doc
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Date: January 20, 2015 07:54PM
He is the most sane poster in this thread. Reading through this, I feel sorry for him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: January 20, 2015 08:03PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> Do you think myself, or others on this thread, can
> just exercise or eat our way out of this ?
>
> Do you really think that will help a disease? IBS
> is as real as the large gelatin like brick I
> dropped earlier, and it would be fantastic to
> live without cold fingers and tables, with
> anoscopes in my rear end.
>
> You've got to wake up. Brown and standing.
You GO BO!
I feel like one of the luckiest guys on earth because I stumbled upon your thread during a routine google search. I am a 40+ slightly obese male and I am losing weight and feeling great because you taught me how to respect my bowels. I am eating lots of fruits and whole grains and I have not felt this good in years. I still have to eat a whopper every couple weeks but nobody is perfect.
Thanks man.
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> Do you think myself, or others on this thread, can
> just exercise or eat our way out of this ?
>
> Do you really think that will help a disease? IBS
> is as real as the large gelatin like brick I
> dropped earlier, and it would be fantastic to
> live without cold fingers and tables, with
> anoscopes in my rear end.
>
> You've got to wake up. Brown and standing.
You GO BO!
I feel like one of the luckiest guys on earth because I stumbled upon your thread during a routine google search. I am a 40+ slightly obese male and I am losing weight and feeling great because you taught me how to respect my bowels. I am eating lots of fruits and whole grains and I have not felt this good in years. I still have to eat a whopper every couple weeks but nobody is perfect.
Thanks man.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 21, 2015 08:00AM
Thank you Sliced. It's all in the bowels, and while they betray us, they don't define us.
I'm interested in learning more about how your bowels work or dont, because we must share as the medical community snubs us.
Gordo, I am going to look up Slovakian foods.
I'm interested in learning more about how your bowels work or dont, because we must share as the medical community snubs us.
Gordo, I am going to look up Slovakian foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
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Date: January 21, 2015 09:39AM
Blooming Onion I will find you a website or put the recipes here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 21, 2015 11:27AM
Glad your bowels have improved Gordo, and I look forward to that food.
I think I just dropped Marion Barry's son out of my starfish.
I think I just dropped Marion Barry's son out of my starfish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 21, 2015 11:29AM
Info, to whom ever is backing anon doc take this.
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 21, 2015 11:34AM
Just so you become more familiar with your bowels.
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cosby kid
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Date: January 21, 2015 01:23PM
On average how long does it take for a meal to make the entire trip throur digestive system?
If i eat a number two from mcdonalds tonight when will i see it as a number two in the bowl?
If i eat a number two from mcdonalds tonight when will i see it as a number two in the bowl?
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WingNut
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Date: January 21, 2015 01:24PM
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 21, 2015 01:50PM
Wingnut that face is a familiar one.
Cosby kid, depending if you are using Bill's special sauce, you are looking anywhere from 24 to 38 hours. I believe 30 hours is your average, before dumping off food contents on the groan throne.
Cosby kid, depending if you are using Bill's special sauce, you are looking anywhere from 24 to 38 hours. I believe 30 hours is your average, before dumping off food contents on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 21, 2015 03:09PM
My butt hasn't had a great day. Invest in witch hazel.
Anyhow I'm pleased by the good questions about ones digestive systems. It's always been my hope, despite suffering, to be a bowel educator.
It's takes time to break down bowel barriers, but it seems to be happening. If I can have bowel related discussions with my sister, children, and rugrat grand children about ones bowels, you can too.
Bowels and discussions about foods can increase IBS awareness, and in my opinion, push the medical community to improve in this area.
Anyhow I'm pleased by the good questions about ones digestive systems. It's always been my hope, despite suffering, to be a bowel educator.
It's takes time to break down bowel barriers, but it seems to be happening. If I can have bowel related discussions with my sister, children, and rugrat grand children about ones bowels, you can too.
Bowels and discussions about foods can increase IBS awareness, and in my opinion, push the medical community to improve in this area.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 22, 2015 07:27AM
My 31 feet of intestines have been stretched beyond their normal conditions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: January 22, 2015 08:36AM
At least you have control of your digestive system asshole!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 22, 2015 09:49AM
Mr Brown,
Either you are with us or not.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 23, 2015 01:14PM
All I know is my rear end looks like the pit from Return of the Jedi.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: January 23, 2015 01:29PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> All I know is my rear end looks like the pit from
> Return of the Jedi.
BO, I have been dropping number 4s lately but I slipped up today and had a double whopper with cheese with onion rings for lunch. Things may not be going so well by morning.
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> All I know is my rear end looks like the pit from
> Return of the Jedi.
BO, I have been dropping number 4s lately but I slipped up today and had a double whopper with cheese with onion rings for lunch. Things may not be going so well by morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 23, 2015 03:24PM
Sliced you are treading on thin ice.
It probably tasted fantastic, but WWBD? I hope you'll show although you have decent bowels, some balance because I don't want you to blow a O ring like on a space shuttle.
Very good about the #4's. Congrats as that is the ideal crap.
It probably tasted fantastic, but WWBD? I hope you'll show although you have decent bowels, some balance because I don't want you to blow a O ring like on a space shuttle.
Very good about the #4's. Congrats as that is the ideal crap.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Nova 66 77
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Date: January 23, 2015 04:35PM
You are
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 23, 2015 07:15PM
It's anon doc!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: January 24, 2015 10:36AM
Compared to your stupid write ups, I don't have to worry about such drivel.
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mantoilet
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Date: January 24, 2015 10:53AM
Mantoilet.
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Blooming Onion
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Date: January 25, 2015 07:45AM
That is a awful groan throne!
I'm back this morning from the hospital. Passing that one, I was tempted to ask for the janitor with a plunger instead of a doctor, since the janitor is far more qualified.
My ass hurts, although the pain killers help slightly. It's tapioca pudding and water time.
I'm back this morning from the hospital. Passing that one, I was tempted to ask for the janitor with a plunger instead of a doctor, since the janitor is far more qualified.
My ass hurts, although the pain killers help slightly. It's tapioca pudding and water time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sliced onion
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Date: January 25, 2015 10:56AM
BO, You should put a little first aid cream on your hiney, it may help.
I think I dodged a bullet with my Burger king incident. I slipped to a number 5 but was back to number 4 by this morning. I have been having activia yoghourt over cheerios in the mornings and I find that to be a very bowel friendly meal. A sliced turkey breast on rye bread with lots of veggies is my goto for bag lunch. I always stop and ask myself WWBOD? when I get the urge for a double whopper.
Thanks again for your service to the community.
I think I dodged a bullet with my Burger king incident. I slipped to a number 5 but was back to number 4 by this morning. I have been having activia yoghourt over cheerios in the mornings and I find that to be a very bowel friendly meal. A sliced turkey breast on rye bread with lots of veggies is my goto for bag lunch. I always stop and ask myself WWBOD? when I get the urge for a double whopper.
Thanks again for your service to the community.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 25, 2015 12:11PM
It's always a crapshoot Sliced. I think you made a wise decision after that rather unfriendly meal. Your bowels will be grateful.
A #5 #2 isn't optimal, but sometimes bowel churning food can lead to less than exemplary conditions.
Keep rocking the brown, and treat your bowels with love and respect.
A #5 #2 isn't optimal, but sometimes bowel churning food can lead to less than exemplary conditions.
Keep rocking the brown, and treat your bowels with love and respect.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc
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Date: January 25, 2015 12:49PM
Blooming Onion Wrote:
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> That is a awful groan throne!
>
> I'm back this morning from the hospital. Passing
> that one, I was tempted to ask for the janitor
> with a plunger instead of a doctor, since the
> janitor is far more qualified.
>
> My ass hurts, although the pain killers help
> slightly. It's tapioca pudding and water time.
Yes, have a foreigner with a third grade education, rather than someone who graduated from medical school and residency.
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> That is a awful groan throne!
>
> I'm back this morning from the hospital. Passing
> that one, I was tempted to ask for the janitor
> with a plunger instead of a doctor, since the
> janitor is far more qualified.
>
> My ass hurts, although the pain killers help
> slightly. It's tapioca pudding and water time.
Yes, have a foreigner with a third grade education, rather than someone who graduated from medical school and residency.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 25, 2015 03:30PM
Condescending asshole, no surprise.
You may have more schooling, but a janitor has more common sense.
How are your bowels doc? A bit jealous of doctors who work in real medicine fields?
Even a chiropractor gets more respect.
You may have more schooling, but a janitor has more common sense.
How are your bowels doc? A bit jealous of doctors who work in real medicine fields?
Even a chiropractor gets more respect.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: January 25, 2015 06:52PM
Anon Doc is among the bottomfeeders of the medical profession, no doubt.
Souless, arrogant, indifferent, bad manicure.
I'll bet his Rectoscope is his only friend.
Souless, arrogant, indifferent, bad manicure.
I'll bet his Rectoscope is his only friend.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blooming Onion
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Date: January 26, 2015 06:47AM
Why couldn't I have the bowels of Bruno Mars or Kelly Clarkson?
My MOPAR Dodge version has let me down once again.
I don't know whether to take my ass to the hospital or dealership.
My MOPAR Dodge version has let me down once again.
I don't know whether to take my ass to the hospital or dealership.