Well, I see there are some wacky goings ons here on the FYBDW lately! I hope everyone is doing well and their bowels too! I am just having coffee here in the kitchen while Mrs Dive sleeps in. We are going to drive out to the Massanutten resort in a few hours to hang out with some of our old neighbors from Fairfax. We will be having lunch somewhere and that always means that my bowels could be in
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Good morning BiB's! Looks like it is going to be like Fall outside today with temperatures around 50 degrees. Mrs Dive and I are going for a nice long walk in a few hours. My bowels have been well lately and I have been eating quite a few grilled chicken salads and oatmeal with fruit for breakfast. I think I might just fire up the old weber kettle and cook me some ribs tomorrow. I have been eatin
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Hi BiB's ! Happy MLK day! I am finally going back to a normal work schedule tomorrow as all these holidays except for Presidents day are over. We had frozen/broken pipes in one of our rental properties last week, thankfully the tennant got the water shut off as soon as she realized it was leaking so the damage was minimal. I still make a point to walk by the room where the IBS support group meeti
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Good morning BiB's! I hope everyone is having good bowels this morning. I have been enjoying somewhat improved bowels after my hernia operation but I still have to be careful about what I eat. There is a dining facility on campus called Bistro 1908 that serves fresh, locally grown vegetables as well as fish and veggie burgers. This place is a gift from God to my bowels. To make things even bette
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you need any new bristol stool guide shirts or > magnets for the college kids dive bomber? You know BO, I posted a bristol stool guide in the transgender bathroom of the east campus library and one of the librarians took it down because she felt it was inappropriate. My plan was to post them in the other bathro
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Good morning BiB's! I hope everyone is having good bowels this new year. Down here in Harrisonburg the place is all buzzing about the JMU Dukes playoff game today. Thank God it is an away game as I would not want to be working parking duty in this weather. Our JMU football team is 14-0 this year! It is butt cold out today and my plan is to stay in and watch the game with Mrs Dive while cooking a
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Good morning BiB's! I hope everyone is doing well this morning. Mrs Dive and I are going to breakfast at Golden Corral in a few minutes. I will not give in to the temptations of GC. I am going to have coffee, fruit and a whole grain bagel.
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Good morning BiB's! I just wanted to say that I think I discovered the most bowel destructive food on earth yesterday. We had some friends over for lunch and they brought a mini crockpot full of sausage dip. It is spicy ground sausage melted into cream cheese with rotel spicy tomatoes with green chilis mixed in, served hot and dipped with fritos scoops. The stuff was absolutely delicious but oh w
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Merry Christmas friends. Mrs Dive got me a big toaster oven among other things for Christmas! I hope all the digestively challenged folks here keep their bowels in check. Remember , don't drink and drive!
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Remember the oversized Christmas tree in the > Griswold movie? Imagine that plus Cousin Eddie's > RV coming out of my starfish. Yes, this one really > is going to cause pain, angst, sweating, and tears > that will streak down my face and into my grey > whiskers. Let the screaming begin. Wow BO, that s
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Merry Christmas BiB's! Things down here in Harrisonburg are very quiet with all the kids out of town for the holidays and the JMU dining services that I rely on for well balanced and healthy meals are closed. Looks like I am going to have to research some bowel friendly recipes and do a little cooking. Mrs Dive gets just a couple days off for Christmas while I get a couple weeks off. I am going t
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Hi BiB's! Happy holidays to you all! I have to go to work soon as JMU is hosting a football game today and I am working with traffic and parking control. There is already plenty of tailgating going on all around campus. People are out in the cold cooking burgers, sausages, chicken and pork products behind their vehicles. The college has placed portable toilets all over the place and they will b
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Good luck 5am guy! Everyone has a time or two in their life when they can benefit from a mental health professional. When I was just out of college I went through some rough times and got some help. Just try to relax and be honest with your therapist.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As usual a lot of crying babies, with superior > bowels trying to divide and conquer the brothers > in bowels with chocolate faced Anifa tactics. > Please feel free to show your starfishes for what > they are. Yours are pushed in while ours are > pushed out. > > Matilda left for her house, and it
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear bowels, > > You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam > together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes, > but your brown eye, the starfish and all internal > plumbing have failed me. > > You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my > bowels. And now you betray. I am very disappointed
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Good morning BiB's. Brown , I am sorry to hear that your starfish is in disarray. You should probably stay in and rest today. I am still sore from my operation and Mrs Dive is fixing me breakfast and is going to bring it to me on a tray right here in my bed. I'm not sure what I ever did to deserve such a wonderful wife. Have a great day BiB's!
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boiled onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For those of you who use Firefox you can easily > block all the images on this thread with this > add-on, > > https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas > y-image-blocker/ > > If you use chrome you can block images with this, > > https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am very sorry 5 am. Yes these events do happen > but you did good for your mother. > > Dive you have them and is this strain related? Doc seems to think this is a chicken and the egg conundrum. He is not sure if my hernia has been causing my bowel trouble or if the bowel trouble has caused the hernia. We
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Wow 5am guy I sure hope you get some sleep today sorry about your moms friend. I am heading to the UVA hospital in Culpeper Virginia on Tuesday for my hernia operation and request thoughts and prayers from the BiB's. Seriously though the surgery is quite minor. My doctor has a thing against the local hospital and that is why I am going to UVA. Happy bowels BiB's!
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Well, I sure hope all the BiB's are recovering nicely from yesterday's feastivities. I feel like I was truly blessed from the Lord above to deliver a good size number 4 just a few minutes ago. I tell you guys the heated seat on my Toto washlet is just fantastic on a cold morning and it helps you relax and take a great dump. I highly recommend the Toto Washlet automated toilet seat! https://ww
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Happy Thanksgiving BiB's! Mrs Dive and I want to wish everyone a happy holiday season. We all know that we are going to endure bowel abuse today but hey, it's a great American tradition!
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Brown Onion Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > I sit here in tears inspired by what you > wrote > > > spring onion. Years ago before bei
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I sit here in tears inspired by what you wrote > spring onion. Years ago before being shipped off > to Nam I was a young man. I took my bowels for > granted. It was arrogant. Its my hope that as an > older man, that I can somehow make up that time to > help people with subpar bowels as well. > >
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Hello BiB's! I see we still have little boys crying for attention with poopie pictures here. Too funny! Today I have to work a few hours as there is a fantastic college football game right here in Harrisonburg at 3:30 this afternoon. The JMU Dukes take on the Richmond Spiders! You guys up north still have time to make it down here for the game and I am told that a couple hundred seats are still a
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bib onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hope this is your answer dive bomber. Thanks friend. My doctor seems to think it may have a big impact on my bowel health. We will find out in the next few weeks hopefully. How are your bowels?
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well there was some drama being played out on > the > > thread today. Not sure if it was real or not but > I > > hope everyone's bowels are doing well! > > > > Looks like I need a hernia opera
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Well there was some drama being played out on the thread today. Not sure if it was real or not but I hope everyone's bowels are doing well! Looks like I need a hernia operation and the doctor thinks that some of my bowel problems may be due to this previously undiscovered hernia. My doctor wants me to travel to Charlottesville to have my surgery at UVA hospital and I am going there next week to
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Hi BiB's! It's homecoming weekend down here at JMU and I have been assigned the task of working at a welcome and hospitality tent at the east campus library. I noticed many porta potties being delivered to the campus this week and they are all decked out with the school colors, blue and gold! Every hotel room for 25 miles has been booked this weekend and the whole town is buzzing! I am going into
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Just got back from our RV trip. I suffered some bowel problems and had to stay at a hotel one night because of diarrhea. We ate poorly one night at a Amish style family restaurant. Too much butter and greasy meats ugh! I hope all the BiB's are doing well. @ spring onion that is some interesting stuff you linked, thanks!
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The wife and I are leaving town in a hour or so and going to camp in our RV down near Fontana dam/lake in the western NC eastern TN area for 6 nights. I am looking forward to trying my new porta potty. We are renting a small boat and plan to try some fishing and we want to visit Dollywood. Take care BiB's and have a great weekend! PS, Do you think Dolly Parton ever had IBS? https://www.visitnc
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