Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Purple Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What happened to that Brown Onion troll? I want > to > > shit on his racist face. > > He died you dot head but his legacy lives on. The > bowel brigade is strong! Legacy indeed Mr Green. I sometimes re
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spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think my Dad has something wrong with his > bowels. He likes to use the basement bathroom when > he takes a dump. The basement bathroom fan stopped > working back in November. I had no idea how > critical a working bathroom exhaust fan was until > this one broke. I am saving up money I have made >
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Greetings everyone! I hope you folks have had had better bowels than me lately. Yesterday Mrs. Dive and I went down to Natural Bridge to visit Foamhenge. Somewhere near mile marker 200 on Interstate 81 I developed a urgent need to take a dump. We pulled into a Cracker Barrel and I just barely made it to the shitter in time. The stench that I expelled was strong and wrong and was expected to last
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Hello friends! I feel like the Lord above blessed me this morning! I woke up about 7 this morning and after a nice cup of walmart donut blend coffee I had a nearly effortless #4, #2! Speaking of walmart, have you guys tried the store pickup app? I used it yesterday and it was perfect. I just pull in and people load my car with all the groceries I selected online and they refused to take a tip fro
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Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jhonny bravo Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Midnight toilet rider > > > > by, Jhonny Bravo > > > > > > > > > > Well, I've got the runs that keep on sliding > > And I'm bound to this toilet I'm riding > > And
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Last night I had a CRAZY dream about a chick in a black bikini. Then I woke up and cooked a frozen pizza and ate half of it. Now I am in trouble. Good thing I am not working till August. @brown splat, I know you are not welcome in a carpool sorry man. @diced, The burger king will chain your bowels to the wall of his dungeon. @Green onion, welcome to the group. It's nice that you are contribu
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spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We leave on vacation Thursday for 3 nights in > Williamsburg and 3 nights in Virginia beach. My > Dad has agreed to book a separate motel room for > me in Williamsburg at the red roof inn but he will > not do so at the beach because the room rate is > about 300 dollars a night. He says the ocean > b
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I was walking across the JMU campus early this morning when the urge to take a dump hit me hard. With most of the buildings locked up for summer I was in trouble. I saw a porta-john at a building that was under renovation so I made an uncomfortable dash to that location. Once inside this temporary haven I barely cleared cotton and had a huge ass explosion I realized there was no toilet paper. I w
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I dropped the motherlode this morning! Great way to start the day! Best of luck to all my digestively challenged friends here!
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@ red06, Hang in there my friend I am betting that your heart condition will be manageable with a few lifestyle changes and some medication. My bowels are suffering now that school is out and the healthy meal choices at the Dining halls on campus are mostly closed for the summer. It is very easy to eat healthy at JMU where they feed over 15,000 people a day during the school year. The food is ve
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Damn, I am actually crying right now. See you guys later.
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I know it's crazy but I felt like Brown Onion may have come to me in a dream last night. He said that the place where he is now there are no bowel problems. He urged me to try and keep this forum alive as it is his legacy. I would like to re-post this song from a couple years back in this thread, it says a lot about Brown onion. Brothers in bowel This song is for you. The road is long With ma
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@ spring onion, exlax can be dangerous stuff one time it dehydrated me so bad I had to go to the emergency room for an IV fluid recharge. @ Brown splat. I think you need to go with some adult diapers buddy. I feel for you man but there is no way around it. You can get them shipped to your house in unmarked boxes, check aarp.com for details. @ green onion, Sometimes it's like giving birth but t
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Well, I hope everyone is having a good weekend. My late lunch of steak onions and baked potato yesterday was delicious. I have been farting quite a bit but that may be a good sign. At least I haven't blown shit all over the bathroom floor, not yet anyway. Eating at the truckstop yesterday I lingered for an hour or so and watched the truckers come and go. Truckers apparently have outstanding bowel
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You know Red , you are right. Even though we have digestively challenged bowels we have to live it up every once in awhile. Mrs Dive is visiting our daughter this weekend and I am going to go to the Harrisonburg truckstop for a big steak smothered in cooked onions with a salad and a big baked potato. Yes this will cause me trouble tonight but I just got to have a good meal!
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Splatter Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > My dining room is a fetid mess. > > > Sorry about that splat. I would be happy to help > you cleen that up. > > I haz ta work 8 till noon taday an it supposed ta > be my day off. My ro
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not a racist Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown onion was a racist. BO was just old fashioned. I think he grew up in Northern Virginia and watched his home town go from a suburban paradise to a semi-urban dystopia. It is not uncommon for older people to feel this way and although BO would joke about mowing down 3rd world savages with his Buick I suspect th
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im so glad to see this forum going strong, as this > is my brothers legacy. A few posts back someone > asked if I would be active here, and in honor to > Spiro I shall, as he was a wonderful brother and > man, who also supported me against the doctors, > who claim to have cures, or in other ways that &g
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Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Splatter Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I cant go to work today. My slacks are full of > > shit > > > We have opposite problems That's the thing about bowel trouble. Some of us struggle to drop a load while others cut loose at inappropriate
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Man o man I ate me a big ole bowl of gritz this > mornin. I had to buy me a new used car an I am low > on funds. I shore hope I get tips taday cauze I > gots the nex two dayz off an wood like ta have > some money fo gas an food. Otherwize I be eatin > grits and peanut butter an ramen noodlez
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Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Diced Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Why did I eat at Burger King for breakfast? My > > poor bowels. > > > Ouch. You are human but is there anything left > down below decks? Welcome to the forum green onion. Please keep us updated on you
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Well, I see the long brown path leads on even though our great leader was tragically lost. I am so pleased to see that the brown trodden continue to use this thread to commiserate over our digestive problems. Yesterday I had a slip up and crashed my colon with a end of school year get-together at the wood fired buffet here in Harrisonburg. Pulled pork and coleslaw is a delicious yet dangerous tr
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OMG I just found out about this. Brown onion was a truly great man and probably one of the most un-selfish persons in the world. He was always willing to lend an ear to others who were struggling and offer some suggestions often with a good dose of humor and embellishment. It was my personal honor to interact with this great man and I will never forget him.
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It's great to see that some of the BiB's are supporting each other here. Diced onion, any kind of pizza spells trouble for my bowels but 7-11 pizza has got to be the worst and I hope you feel better soon. Red onion 06, we have many Asian students attending JMU here in Harrisonburg and 4 of them are renting a townhouse from Mrs Dive and I. I am worried about the odor of rancid fish in the house
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I guess I waz rewarded for a week ov eating > rite. Thiz mornin at 608am I had me a perfect > poop, it waz real close to a numba 4 on the > briztol guide. In a little while I iz goin to > potomac millz mall ta try on some skeetcherz > safety toe shoes with memory foam insides them. >
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I am spending the day in my recliner near the groan throne. I was in a bad accident yesterday evening. I was driving my Dad's old Mercury that I inherited from him and it somehow veered into the drive-thru at burger king. I ordered a whopper cheese meal and when I pulled into a nearby shopping mall parking lot to devour this morsel of rectal apocalypse I discovered that they accidently gave me a
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Glad to see more activity here in browntown! > > > > In response to Mr Bravo's latest masterpiece I > bet > > that Meatloaf had bowel trouble. He just has > that > > look. > > > Hey
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Glad to see more activity here in browntown! In response to Mr Bravo's latest masterpiece I bet that Meatloaf had bowel trouble. He just has that look.
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Poop Patrol Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The shapes I get continues to hurt I know the feeling Poop Patrol. I had a rough one a while back that resembled a cordless drill and it hurt like hell on the way out so I took a couple stool softeners and they worked too well causing me to call out sick from work as I lost control completely. Sometimes you just can
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Brown Splatter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My butt gave me a huge shitstorm driving to work. > It is liquid but hurts so bad. You know Brown Splatter, shitting while driving has got to be the worst. I had a similar experience while driving on the interstate a while back. I'm sorry you had to go through that. One thing that I will never do again is buy
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