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6 years ago
dive bomber
Mrs Dive and I are going RV camping later this week. The restroom in our RV is tiny and Mrs Dive is not looking forward to me downloading the brown file while she is in the camper so I bought this today! I can set this up in the woods 30 or 40 yards from the rv!
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Hello there BiB's! I see we still have some immature little boys posting poop pictures here in a desperate plea for attention. I hope some day they get the attention they need. Looks like Mrs Dive and I are going to a wedding a little later today at a local community center. I bet they will have all kinds of bowel busting treats at the reception afterwards. It is supposed to be a small and inform
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Brown Onion Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > dive bomber Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- &
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > BO, the washlet is like a automatic car wash > for > > your ass. All the mechanics are inside the > toilet > > seat that will fit on any standard toilet. The > > seat is heated for comfort, with the
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6 years ago
dive bomber
BO, the washlet is like a automatic car wash for your ass. All the mechanics are inside the toilet seat that will fit on any standard toilet. The seat is heated for comfort, with the push of a button a nozzle pops out and washes your ass out with warm water. There is another wash cycle for a female vagina wash. After the wash another push of the button brings on the fan and electric heater to dry
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Hi BiB's! It's a rainy day here in the burg and I just had oatmeal and a orange for breakfast, that should move the old bowels right along! I never thought I would see Occam's razor discussed in this thread but what the heck? For those of you who don't already own a toto washlet I urge you to get one. The washlet has seriously improved my life and it will improve yours as well. Every day you l
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Wow! I have just been catching up on my various > > blogs only to see that my great friend Brown > Onion > > is still with us after all? I don't know what > to > > say just now, I am in shock. Brown
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Wow! I have just been catching up on my various blogs only to see that my great friend Brown Onion is still with us after all? I don't know what to say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is it REALLY you?? Mrs Dive and I are up early to hit the farmer's market, I hope to get some really good vegetables and a watermelon this morning.
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6 years ago
dive bomber
5 am guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy enjoyed > his trip to Front Royal and staying in the holiday > inn was nice. It was very easy taking dumps at the > Holiday inn. 5am guy had a view of a golf course > with mountains in the background. 5am guy also > visited a place called dinosaur land. 5am guy &g
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Would the real green onion please register a screen name? Thanks!
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6 years ago
dive bomber
spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It seems like there are a lot of bad people > posting here now. It's more like sad people spring onion. There are lots of people out there with unfilled lives, some of them had no parents or worse yet parents that did not care about them. They are desperate for attention and when there is no positive attention t
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Well, I see wacky goings ons here at FYBDW as usual! There is a big football game at JMU today and it's family weekend, every hotel down here is booked and the restaurants are packed. Kids are already tailgating in various parking lots around Harrisonburg. There will be plenty of burgers and dogs consumed today! The boys down at the city sewage treatment plant will be busy all weekend I bet! I h
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6 years ago
dive bomber
@ spring onion, green onion is right. It sounds like your Dad is setting you up for serious trouble from below. I bet you can find some halfway decent foods at Sonic and Cracker barrel if you really scan the menu. I know Sonic sells salads! Hang in there young man! @ advocate onion, good for you! Being in shape at your age is truly a blessing! Btw, everyone the real red onion sent me a PM. I h
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6 years ago
dive bomber
It is a beautiful morning here in Harrisonburg. I took a early morning walk from my house to the east campus library where I took a nice long dump in a secluded 2nd floor restroom. Walking helps my bowels quite a bit and this weather is wonderful. Best wishes for all the BiB's here!
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > spring onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well I see some really immature person posted > > under my name but I guess some people are > really > > desperate for attention so I will say a prayer > for > > them at bedtime tonight. > >
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik sized > load that it held on to. Its amazing how much our > colons can hold, but relieved to drop that one off > as the pain was immense. There will be new tile > and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd like to > thank the fire department for the ventilation >
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Kids down here at JMU are loading trucks with bottled water, beef jerky and peanut butter to send to the flood victims. Apparently beef jerky and peanut butter have lots of energy but require no refrigeration so that is the idea behind that. Eating nothing but peanut butter and beef jerky would probably kill me faster than eating nothing at all. I donated 4 cell phone charger packs and a large bo
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6 years ago
dive bomber
spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My Mom says she will take me to Aldi tomorrow and > let me buy lunch food to pack next week at school > but I can't spend more than 20 dollars. Next week > is only 4 school days because of the holiday so 5 > bucks per day. I would appreciate any suggestions. > I have to get drinks too. That is great
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Well, the kids have been moving back into the dorms here at JMU, all 21.000 of them. Many of the freshmen will be having a hard time adjusting to the semi-private toilet facilities in the dorms. For most of these kids it's just a minor adjustment but for others it leads to bowel problems. Fortunately the school has programs to help these kids but some are too embarrassed to seek that help. Our fo
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sally Davies Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Green Onion Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > sam hill Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- >
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6 years ago
dive bomber
This morning about 2am I woke up and ran to the bathroom and dropped the biggest load I have dropped in months. A plunger was needed! Funny how dropping a real ass drainer can make your whole outlook on life better. I just got back from a two mile walk and I have a spring in my step. Now a nice healthy salad for lunch followed by a short nap. Wish I could say my bowels treated me this well every
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6 years ago
dive bomber
@ spring , I hope you make out okay. At least with a open window your Dad will not be able to create the dutch oven effect. @ green onion, it's nice of you to give helpful advice to spring onion. You are clearly a good person. @ brown splatter, I wonder if the Americans with disabilities act can be of any help to you. I will ask some of the professors here at JMU about that and get back to you.
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Hello all! @ green onion I recall that spring onion said his Mom got the fan replaced. How are your bowels green? Down here in Harrisonburg the place is gearing up for Freshman to start moving in on the 22nd and they have me working two days a week till then. I was talking to one of the councillors at JMU about the fact that many freshmen have trouble adapting to the semi-private dorm style toi
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Happy Sunday BiB's! I am going back to work in about a week. Having summers off is great but I have been getting bored lately. I am so happy both my townhouses are fully rented with 4 JMU kids in each house. Looks like I am going to a lunch gathering at the wood grilled buffet later today. The place is a buffet and that spells danger for my bowels. I will try to stay strong and just have salad w
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Hello friends! It looks like we have some folks here on the FYBDW thread that are desperate for attention. Just ignore those negative comments. There are some really sad people in this world who resort to this type of trolling because they have no friends and likely grew up with parents who ignored them. I know it's hard but we should feel sorry for them.
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Happy Sunday everyone! I think I am on the road to recovery from my truckstop meal yesterday. Things down there in the bowels area have calmed down. @ green onion I will say a little prayer for you and your bowels, good luck at the doctors office tomorrow! @ stuffed onion, If you eat the right things Golden corral can be a healthy place to eat. When I go there for breakfast I toast a nice whole
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well, there certainly some wacky goings ons > here > > on the FYBDW thread lately. I hope everyone is > > doing well. > > I do feel bad about red onion being bullied > away, > > I always had re
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Well, there certainly some wacky goings ons here on the FYBDW thread lately. I hope everyone is doing well. I do feel bad about red onion being bullied away, I always had respect for red onion because of the way he was able to use his prison time in a manner that straightened out his life. The real red onion class of 2006 is a great man. I am up early this morning and thinking about going to the
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6 years ago
dive bomber
Green Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Green Onion Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Purple Onion Wrote: > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------
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6 years ago
dive bomber
red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well , sombody hatez me an has been usin my screen > name an I cants figure out how to regester me a > name. So I aint gonna post or read here no more. I > waz nice comunicatin with all yall brown guys. > Yall helped me thru some hard times and god > blesses yall for that an he espically ble
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