Well I just dropped the mother-load. Plunging was required and brown splatter got on the brand new shower curtain and the floor. Fuck my life.
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It appears there is no law against bringing a Canidian toilet into this country. I have orderd a wonderful 3.5 gallon per flush Toto brand toilet from a plumbing supply company in Canada and it should be here Friday! It does not meet code for residential installations in the usa. It appears there is no requirement to pull a plumbing permit for a toilet replacement in the county I live in. My plum
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The toilets in my new house are made by Briggs. > > This is my first experience with Briggs > products > > and it is not good. I cant wait to talk to the > > Canadian toilet smuggler tomorrow. Hopefully
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The toilets in my new house are made by Briggs. This is my first experience with Briggs products and it is not good. I cant wait to talk to the Canadian toilet smuggler tomorrow. Hopefully he will have a Canadian American standard that I can pick up right away. I am willing to pay top dollar if need be. Mrs Dive thinks I am crazy and says her Briggs toilet is just fine.
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Mrs Dive has been unpacking boxes all day while I was sitting on the shitter and now she is taking a nap. I think the multiple hotel nights and staying in our friends basement while sharing a single toilet with me has really taken a toll on her. I think I better run out and get a bottle of her favorite wine and some flowers. Sadly, I need to pack my crack full of paper napkins before I go as leak
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My ass feels like it was shot by a roman candle. The toilets in my new house are clearly not up to the task. I am going to call the Canadian toilet smuggler first thing on tuesday.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Moved in our new house yesterday. Sure hope the > > groan thrones here will be up to the challenge > of > > what my bowels are going to throw their way. > The > > first test should be sometime in the
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Moved in our new house yesterday. Sure hope the groan thrones here will be up to the challenge of what my bowels are going to throw their way. The first test should be sometime in the next few hours.
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We miss you Brown Onion!
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Staying at a Holiday inn express right now and I just dropped a load that stunk so bad I had to breathe through a damp washcloth. Mrs Dive has her own room so she was spared olfactory distress. Hotels nowadays don't have windows that open, sadly. I keep thinking about and praying for Brown onion. I am worried.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is Matilda,the sister of brown onion. Sadly > things don't look good for him, as he's in the > hospital after an apparent coronary. I will > update when possible but please, if you could, > pray for him. Oh no! This is terrible news. I hope and pray Brown Onion will be okay. Thank you for keeping u
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Mrs. Dive has set up several air fresheners and there is one window in the basement that she has positioned a 20 inch box fan in front of. We think the box fan will keep a negative draft in place during my sessions. We should be okay as the folks we are staying with are not complete strangers to bowel dysfunction themselves.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thank you dive bomber! > > I wish you the best of luck in what your bowels > have in store. Do you have the canary yellow groan > throne in place yet? > > My bowels are shitty, definitely a Dodge version > that doesn't work properly. I think I'll be > joining you soon with forehead veins and
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ebeneezer Brown was a cheap soul, who employed Bob > Crachit for just a few stinky shillings, that he > pulled out of his ass every month. These chocolate > colored coins stunk, but they allowed Crachit to > get Tiny Tim laxatives. Tiny Tims bowels > constantly caused him pain, as he often would be >
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Mrs Dive and I had the complimentary breakfast at the comfort suites hotel this morning, it was quite a spread. A guy made me a fresh Belgian waffle and I put butter, syrup and sliced strawberries on it along with 4 sausage links on the side. The punishment for this decision was swift and strong. I felt like a tractor trailer fully loaded with canned green beans slammed into my bowels at full hig
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > After many years in my house I have just taken > my > > last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today > and > > settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird > > feeling knowing we can never go back
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After many years in my house I have just taken my last dump in it. We are going to a hotel today and settlement is Monday morning. Kind of a weird feeling knowing we can never go back to the house we raised our kids in and the house where I spent countless hours on my canary yellow American standard water wasting toilet. The 100,000 views thing is awesome, I would like to congratulate our leader
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Family is gathering at our place for Fathers Day > this year. > > This could be tricky because Sunday is usually the > day I can finally pass a stool. > > > But its never good. People will be looking for me, > knocking on the bathroom door while I agonizingly > am trying to excrete a huge , dry t
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dive bomber Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Brown Splatter Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with > > > cleaning supplies. It's the best solutio
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Brown Splatter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now bringing in a duffel bag everyday with > cleaning supplies. It's the best solution I could > come up with at work. I feel your pain, splatter. I used to soil the bathrooms at my old job every now and again. I also used to clog the toilet about once a week. The janitor and the maintenance man both hated
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wish the NFL network, could use a special brown > line marker, for each 11 yard pass. > > That's right 33 feet of bowels. Your intestines > control you, not the other way around. > > Some people eat bowels. Most like chitlins with > grape soda. It's cheap but I wouldn't pay to eat > bowels
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll admit my comments were in bad taste, although > I do disagree with homosexuals, whom put objects > into their bowels. Its exit only, and why punish > your bowels and increase the chance of anal > prolapse? > > Yet I'll definitely support homosexuals any day > over muslim goat loving asshol
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Mrs dive and I are going to meet friends at Ruby Tuesday for dinner in a few. Talk about the brown danger zone, deep fried wings and draft beer are hard to resist.
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Hi bib's! I decided to register as others were using my name.I had a big surprise this morning, a two part dump! I took what I thought was a good dump only to run back to the throne a few minutes later for a even larger one. Today is going to be one of the good ones!
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