Green Onion Wrote:
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> boneless bone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boneless chicken is a good meat.
>
>
> Actually it is and I hope spring onion can get
> something decent for his bowels from the Aldi
> nazis.

Factory farmed chicken is better than factory farmed beef or pork true. Most meat is pretty bad though. Animals live in and eat shit for their short and horrible lives then you eat them - yuck. I eat it sparingly and try to get local products. Had veggie meatloaf with veggie gravy tonight and it was awesome! Advise phasing most meat out of your diet folks.

Hi all, 5 am guy checking in a little early today here.
5 am guy is back on his normal routine after a 3 day seminar last week where 5 am guy had to try and be awake all day. This actually happens to 5am guy a lot. Things that 5 am guy needs like doctor and dentist appointments have to be done during the day when 5 am guy normally sleeps. All this causes trouble for 5 am guys bowels.
5 am guy has volunteered to work the entire holiday weekend which is okay because 5 am guy has no family, no friends and no girlfriend. 5 am guy had lunch at Dennys a couple hours ago and there is a waitress there who acts like she sort of likes 5 am guy. She is nice but she is not very physically attractive. She lives in Front Royal and has invited 5 am guy for drinks at someplace called the Knotty Pine. This scares 5 am guy somewhat.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5 am guy checking in a little early today
> here.
> 5 am guy is back on his normal routine after a 3
> day seminar last week where 5 am guy had to try
> and be awake all day. This actually happens to 5am
> guy a lot. Things that 5 am guy needs like doctor
> and dentist appointments have to be done during
> the day when 5 am guy normally sleeps. All this
> causes trouble for 5 am guys bowels.
> 5 am guy has volunteered to work the entire
> holiday weekend which is okay because 5 am guy has
> no family, no friends and no girlfriend. 5 am guy
> had lunch at Dennys a couple hours ago and there
> is a waitress there who acts like she sort of
> likes 5 am guy. She is nice but she is not very
> physically attractive. She lives in Front Royal
> and has invited 5 am guy for drinks at someplace
> called the Knotty Pine. This scares 5 am guy
> somewhat.

5am - take a risk and go for the drink bro. Life is short and this person is reaching out to you. Your bowels will thank you. If you do drive home be careful how much you drink.

Here is the Knotty Pine https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x89b5c42ce08552ff:0x18a0829ad10f9c32!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4s/maps/place/knotty%2Bpine%2Bvirginia/@38.9289376,-78.1941112,3a,75y,93.69h,90t/data%3D*213m4*211e1*213m2*211sJ8Rl9GBjmJjWfrq0rxvFpQ*212e0*214m2*213m1*211s0x89b5c42ce08552ff:0x18a0829ad10f9c32!5sknotty+pine+virginia+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e2!2sJ8Rl9GBjmJjWfrq0rxvFpQ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwic_bOzqInWAhUi7IMKHZ54COgQpx8IrAEwCg

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5 am guy checking in a little early today
> here.
> 5 am guy is back on his normal routine after a 3
> day seminar last week where 5 am guy had to try
> and be awake all day. This actually happens to 5am
> guy a lot. Things that 5 am guy needs like doctor
> and dentist appointments have to be done during
> the day when 5 am guy normally sleeps. All this
> causes trouble for 5 am guys bowels.
> 5 am guy has volunteered to work the entire
> holiday weekend which is okay because 5 am guy has
> no family, no friends and no girlfriend. 5 am guy
> had lunch at Dennys a couple hours ago and there
> is a waitress there who acts like she sort of
> likes 5 am guy. She is nice but she is not very
> physically attractive. She lives in Front Royal
> and has invited 5 am guy for drinks at someplace
> called the Knotty Pine. This scares 5 am guy
> somewhat.

You should take her to your place afterwards and let her shit on your chest and then eat her shit.

I just got home from ALDI. I got whole wheat bread, peanut butter, sliced chicken, a couple tomatoes, some grapes, apples and granola bars. I am only going to buy milk at school this week.
My Dad is cooking country style pork ribs plus chicken leg quarters and corn on the grill for dinner tonight I know already that he will be farting like crazy, we have the windows open so maybe it will be okay. He still thinks I should be eating the lunch-lady food at school even though I told him it is making me sick. He says I will get used to it.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from ALDI. I got whole wheat
> bread, peanut butter, sliced chicken, a couple
> tomatoes, some grapes, apples and granola bars. I
> am only going to buy milk at school this week.
> My Dad is cooking country style pork ribs plus
> chicken leg quarters and corn on the grill for
> dinner tonight I know already that he will be
> farting like crazy, we have the windows open so
> maybe it will be okay. He still thinks I should be
> eating the lunch-lady food at school even though I
> told him it is making me sick. He says I will get
> used to it.

skip the tomatoes - they will make a bag lunch sandwich soggy bro. The rest is money. Make sure to salt and pepper the chix when you make your sammich

With all the contaminated water everywhere, the good folks in Houston face severe gastrointestinal distress in the coming weeks.

I would expect that the posters in this thread would arrange some sort of support fo rthem.

Talk about bowel destruction - Most of the water and sewer treatment in TX is out in the storm areas. That means bowel dirt is mixing in with the storm water and that shit is literally everywhere. yuck.

Kids down here at JMU are loading trucks with bottled water, beef jerky and peanut butter to send to the flood victims. Apparently beef jerky and peanut butter have lots of energy but require no refrigeration so that is the idea behind that.
Eating nothing but peanut butter and beef jerky would probably kill me faster than eating nothing at all. I donated 4 cell phone charger packs and a large box of diapers.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from ALDI. I got whole wheat
> bread, peanut butter, sliced chicken, a couple
> tomatoes, some grapes, apples and granola bars. I
> am only going to buy milk at school this week.
> My Dad is cooking country style pork ribs plus
> chicken leg quarters and corn on the grill for
> dinner tonight I know already that he will be
> farting like crazy, we have the windows open so
> maybe it will be okay. He still thinks I should be
> eating the lunch-lady food at school even though I
> told him it is making me sick. He says I will get
> used to it.


I'm sorry to hear this. Is your dad a tight wad with lunch/food dollars.

Is he a good person or does he want you to experience his bowel problems?

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Kids down here at JMU are loading trucks with
> bottled water, beef jerky and peanut butter to
> send to the flood victims. Apparently beef jerky
> and peanut butter have lots of energy but require
> no refrigeration so that is the idea behind that.
> Eating nothing but peanut butter and beef jerky
> would probably kill me faster than eating nothing
> at all. I donated 4 cell phone charger packs and a
> large box of diapers.

That's great and likewise I have shipped boxes labeled "bowel friendly foods." And wet wipes.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got home from ALDI. I got whole wheat
> > bread, peanut butter, sliced chicken, a couple
> > tomatoes, some grapes, apples and granola bars.
> I
> > am only going to buy milk at school this week.
> > My Dad is cooking country style pork ribs plus
> > chicken leg quarters and corn on the grill for
> > dinner tonight I know already that he will be
> > farting like crazy, we have the windows open so
> > maybe it will be okay. He still thinks I should
> be
> > eating the lunch-lady food at school even though
> I
> > told him it is making me sick. He says I will
> get
> > used to it.
>
>
> I'm sorry to hear this. Is your dad a tight wad
> with lunch/food dollars.
>
> Is he a good person or does he want you to
> experience his bowel problems?

Shut the fuck up Green - 20 bucks a week for lunch is fine. Jesus Christ. Its called living on a budget and is probably the best lesson a young person learns. Living off peanut butter, pasta, eggs and milk is a right of passage. This kids dad is sending him to school and letting him choose his lunchs - what the fuck should he get, $100.00/week for cafeteria food? What would he learn then. BTW its that shitty prepared food that has caused problems in idiots like you. Fried foods, grilled meats processed shit. You just want his bowels to be destroyed so he can join your scat fan club.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got home from ALDI. I got whole wheat
> > bread, peanut butter, sliced chicken, a couple
> > tomatoes, some grapes, apples and granola bars.
> I
> > am only going to buy milk at school this week.
> > My Dad is cooking country style pork ribs plus
> > chicken leg quarters and corn on the grill for
> > dinner tonight I know already that he will be
> > farting like crazy, we have the windows open so
> > maybe it will be okay. He still thinks I should
> be
> > eating the lunch-lady food at school even though
> I
> > told him it is making me sick. He says I will
> get
> > used to it.
>
>
> I'm sorry to hear this. Is your dad a tight wad
> with lunch/food dollars.
>
> Is he a good person or does he want you to
> experience his bowel problems?


My Dad is just lazy, he would rather just put money on my school lunch account than deal with shopping for my school lunches. He seems to have bad bowels but he just doesn't care or know any better I guess. The lunch lady food is pretty bad and I don't like waiting in line for it. I tried the lunch lady pizza last week and it has whole wheat crust with sauce that tastes like ketchup, nasty cheese and turkey pepperoni. I took one bite and threw it in the trash. A friend gave me a slim jim and even that was better than lunch lady pizza.

Laborz dayz my asshole hurtz. Bowelz earns buckz. Today lots of oil changez and other servicez. Going to make good money for pizzaz and good beerz. Might have trouble walking with sore bowelz but got beerz.

red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Laborz dayz my asshole hurtz. Bowelz earns buckz.
> Today lots of oil changez and other servicez.
> Going to make good money for pizzaz and good
> beerz. Might have trouble walking with sore bowelz
> but got beerz.

Which jiffy lube do you work at, RO? Can I come stand in the bay and let some customers shit down in my mouth from above?

Green Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Laborz dayz my asshole hurtz. Bowelz earns
> buckz.
> > Today lots of oil changez and other servicez.
> > Going to make good money for pizzaz and good
> > beerz. Might have trouble walking with sore
> bowelz
> > but got beerz.
>
> Which jiffy lube do you work at, RO? Can I come
> stand in the bay and let some customers shit down
> in my mouth from above?

What in heaven's name? There are children on this site!

Shame on you Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Laborz dayz my asshole hurtz. Bowelz earns
> > buckz.
> > > Today lots of oil changez and other servicez.
> > > Going to make good money for pizzaz and good
> > > beerz. Might have trouble walking with sore
> > bowelz
> > > but got beerz.
> >
> > Which jiffy lube do you work at, RO? Can I come
> > stand in the bay and let some customers shit
> down
> > in my mouth from above?
>
> What in heaven's name? There are children on this
> site!

How about you go fuck yourself.

Brown Manic Monday

by, Jhonny Bravo




Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was taking a huge dump
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't really take a dump
and I guess I just won't get one laid
These are the days
When you wish your bowels were not delayed

It's just another backed-up Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my dump day
My I don't have the runs day
It's just another backed-up Monday

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown Manic Monday
>
> by, Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Six o'clock already
> I was just in the middle of a dream
> I was taking a huge dump
> By a crystal blue Italian stream
> But I can't really take a dump
> and I guess I just won't get one laid
> These are the days
> When you wish your bowels were not delayed
>
> It's just another backed-up Monday
> I wish it was Sunday
> 'Cause that's my dump day
> My I don't have the runs day
> It's just another backed-up Monday


Well done! Thank you for the laugh!

So glad its a holiday. Have runs also known as Hershey Squirts but these are a stinky non stop river of stench.

I see the level of discourse this holiday is the usual feces brown. You people disgust me. Decent folk dont hold court over their dirt for God's sake. It takes an unusual kind of damaged brain and soul to be so focused on one's own waste. I hope you all seek treatment for your mental issues. Freaks.

seek help Wrote:
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> I see the level of discourse this holiday is the
> usual feces brown. You people disgust me. Decent
> folk dont hold court over their dirt for God's
> sake. It takes an unusual kind of damaged brain
> and soul to be so focused on one's own waste. I
> hope you all seek treatment for your mental
> issues. Freaks.

Its ok little buddy. Deep down admit that you also want to draw on the walls with your feces.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> seek help Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see the level of discourse this holiday is
> the
> > usual feces brown. You people disgust me.
> Decent
> > folk dont hold court over their dirt for God's
> > sake. It takes an unusual kind of damaged
> brain
> > and soul to be so focused on one's own waste.
> I
> > hope you all seek treatment for your mental
> > issues. Freaks.
>
> Its ok little buddy. Deep down admit that you also
> want to draw on the walls with your feces.


What is wrong with you Green Onion? You are messed up

I just got home from a camping trip. My butthole seems like a sausage grinder blowing out meat. I am supposed to work tomorrow. Fuck.

Tomorrow Olive Garden in Centreville at noon for a shit in. All welcome!

butt sausage Wrote:
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> I just got home from a camping trip. My butthole
> seems like a sausage grinder blowing out meat. I
> am supposed to work tomorrow. Fuck.


Camping in WV huh - next time put a lock on ur tent.

I waa hungry tonight and wanted something new, so I ate a big bowl of cat shit. It was delicious! Talk about a fancy feast.

Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is going to meet the Dennys waitress girl later this morning. 5am guy is not going to the knotty pine just yet but maybe later. Apparently the knotty pine in Front Royal is a common place that graveyard shift people like 5am guy meet for drinks. If today's date goes well 5 am guy will look into a trip to the knotty pine.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is going
> to meet the Dennys waitress girl later this
> morning. 5am guy is not going to the knotty pine
> just yet but maybe later. Apparently the knotty
> pine in Front Royal is a common place that
> graveyard shift people like 5am guy meet for
> drinks. If today's date goes well 5 am guy will
> look into a trip to the knotty pine.


Oh wow 5 am guy wishing you and your bowels the best, and please let us know how it goes.

Hope also your rear end doesn't look like a garage door, as my asshole pushed out an odd shaped money safe.

Ate at Bob Evans this morning. Scrambled eggs and sausage. My poor bowels!

Got signz ready. Take pantz off. Going to make extra billz. Lots of pain in bayz. Yet no painz no gainz.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is going
> to meet the Dennys waitress girl later this
> morning. 5am guy is not going to the knotty pine
> just yet but maybe later. Apparently the knotty
> pine in Front Royal is a common place that
> graveyard shift people like 5am guy meet for
> drinks. If today's date goes well 5 am guy will
> look into a trip to the knotty pine.


Way to go 5 am guy! Opening new doors...

Romper room write ups.

Professor Onion Wrote:
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>

Yes but your bowels are better than ours .

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Yes but your bowels are better than ours .

yes because I eat well and its 'exit only'

try it sometime.

Out on Fairfax Boulevardz. Only wearing underwearz spinning signz. Get best oil changez give me moneyz no one knowz

red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Out on Fairfax Boulevardz. Only wearing underwearz
> spinning signz. Get best oil changez give me
> moneyz no one knowz


'no one knowz' - good one 20006 fren

exit only Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes but your bowels are better than ours .
>
> yes because I eat well and its 'exit only'
>
> try it sometime.


So happy you eat well, a shame it does nothing for your condescending disposition. Your small brain and penis bothering you?

Our bowels aren't in your category yet you and the schmucks in white smocks along with healthy foods and exercises still lead to Ninitz sized bowel loads.

Complete system includes ADA Compliant toilet, toilet tank with flush valve, macerating unit, and composite wood toilet seat

The silver line is brown again.

Almost forced to choose between using my pocket knife for an episiotomy or ripping off the towel rack to knock myself out. Constipation is evil...

dear god in heaven make it stop Wrote:
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> Almost forced to choose between using my pocket
> knife for an episiotomy or ripping off the towel
> rack to knock myself out. Constipation is evil...

Have you tried bringing a cork screw and shop vac into the bathroom with you? Results bro.

dear god in heaven make it stop Wrote:
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> Almost forced to choose between using my pocket
> knife for an episiotomy or ripping off the towel
> rack to knock myself out. Constipation is evil...
That's terrible and my diet still stinks.

I had a great lunch today. I just wanted to say thanks for the legit advice given here.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a great lunch today. I just wanted to say
> thanks for the legit advice given here.

Cool eating healthy and affordable lunches beats that junk at the lunchlady bro. Next week get some oreos or nuts as a treat.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a great lunch today. I just wanted to say
> thanks for the legit advice given here.


Congrats young man. Your days of needing a rectal mirror are far away. It is an awful feeling to look at your rectum and see the pre or after party mother of all bombs being launched.

How are your dads bowels?

Hello friends, 5 am guy checking in again. 5 am guy is happy to see others helping out young spring onion here, that is very nice.

5 am guy went to Burke lake with the girl from Dennys yesterday morning after work. It was nice and cool outside. 5am guy and the Dennys girl sat on a bench and talked over an hour. The Dennys girl gave 5am guy a kiss, 5am guy liked it but the Dennys girl smelled like bacon. 5am guy figures that is inevitable after she was working at Dennys for 8.5 hours.

Shit in today at Maggianos Tyson 2 at 12 pm. Be sure to eat nasty combos and stink the yuppies out.

Brown Hammer Wrote:
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> Shit in today at Maggianos Tyson 2 at 12 pm. Be
> sure to eat nasty combos and stink the yuppies
> out.

Not the proper spot!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a great lunch today. I just wanted to say
> > thanks for the legit advice given here.
>
>
> Congrats young man. Your days of needing a rectal
> mirror are far away. It is an awful feeling to
> look at your rectum and see the pre or after party
> mother of all bombs being launched.
>
> How are your dads bowels?

The imposters of Green Onion are joking - you sir are just a disgusting scat freak. Rectal mirror?!? Just admit you eat feces and be done with it - Id respect you more.

Scat Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I had a great lunch today. I just wanted to
> say
> > > thanks for the legit advice given here.
> >
> >
> > Congrats young man. Your days of needing a
> rectal
> > mirror are far away. It is an awful feeling to
> > look at your rectum and see the pre or after
> party
> > mother of all bombs being launched.
> >
> > How are your dads bowels?
>
> The imposters of Green Onion are joking - you sir
> are just a disgusting scat freak. Rectal
> mirror?!? Just admit you eat feces and be done
> with it - Id respect you more.


Duh rectal mirrors are medical devices jerk off. You have a huge ego but should be happy to have proper bowels. And yet you label us, call us names like children on the playground.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Scat Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I had a great lunch today. I just wanted to
> > say
> > > > thanks for the legit advice given here.
> > >
> > >
> > > Congrats young man. Your days of needing a
> > rectal
> > > mirror are far away. It is an awful feeling
> to
> > > look at your rectum and see the pre or after
> > party
> > > mother of all bombs being launched.
> > >
> > > How are your dads bowels?
> >
> > The imposters of Green Onion are joking - you
> sir
> > are just a disgusting scat freak. Rectal
> > mirror?!? Just admit you eat feces and be done
> > with it - Id respect you more.
>
>
> Duh rectal mirrors are medical devices jerk off.
> You have a huge ego but should be happy to have
> proper bowels. And yet you label us, call us names
> like children on the playground.

'medical devices' - you watch your shit come out at home and you call it a medical procedure. Please. Freak.

Truth Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scat Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I had a great lunch today. I just wanted
> to
> > > say
> > > > > thanks for the legit advice given here.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Congrats young man. Your days of needing a
> > > rectal
> > > > mirror are far away. It is an awful feeling
> > to
> > > > look at your rectum and see the pre or
> after
> > > party
> > > > mother of all bombs being launched.
> > > >
> > > > How are your dads bowels?
> > >
> > > The imposters of Green Onion are joking - you
> > sir
> > > are just a disgusting scat freak. Rectal
> > > mirror?!? Just admit you eat feces and be
> done
> > > with it - Id respect you more.
> >
> >
> > Duh rectal mirrors are medical devices jerk
> off.
> > You have a huge ego but should be happy to have
> > proper bowels. And yet you label us, call us
> names
> > like children on the playground.
>
> 'medical devices' - you watch your shit come out
> at home and you call it a medical procedure.
> Please. Freak.

No, I watch othee grown men's shit come out (turns me on) and then I lick their shit off of the mirror and rub the rest of it on my chest. Quit making assumptions without knowing what actually goes on, you pompous asshole.

The non stop diarrhea is dehydrating

Close to game time @Maggianos

Red water was roid related! Happy!

Have you heard the poop song?

Red bowl Wrote:
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> Red water was roid related! Happy!
>
> Have you heard the poop song?

Im assuming you got results back. Congrats on not having a serious issue. Roids can be nasty though. Dad had Roid surgery and it seemed pretty brutal.

My bowels feel like Irma brewing.

Show up early at workz. Out here in underwearz giving extra servicez for moneyz. The early birdz get the wormz.

red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Show up early at workz. Out here in underwearz
> giving extra servicez for moneyz. The early birdz
> get the wormz.


made me chuckle - thanks. 'wormz'

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hello friends, 5 am guy checking in again. 5 am
> guy is happy to see others helping out young
> spring onion here, that is very nice.
>
> 5 am guy went to Burke lake with the girl from
> Dennys yesterday morning after work. It was nice
> and cool outside. 5am guy and the Dennys girl sat
> on a bench and talked over an hour. The Dennys
> girl gave 5am guy a kiss, 5am guy liked it but the
> Dennys girl smelled like bacon. 5am guy figures
> that is inevitable after she was working at Dennys
> for 8.5 hours.


Sounds like she wants it 5 inch guy. Whos gonna give it to her? You are, thats who!

My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik sized load that it held on to. Its amazing how much our colons can hold, but relieved to drop that one off as the pain was immense. There will be new tile and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd like to thank the fire department for the ventilation fans.

My bowels are working efficently now. We are going to be learning a bit about bowels in my biology class soon.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My bowels are working efficently now. We are going
> to be learning a bit about bowels in my biology
> class soon.

Is the teacher going to discuss their bowels?

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels are working efficently now. We are
> going
> > to be learning a bit about bowels in my biology
> > class soon.
>
> Is the teacher going to discuss their bowels?

Yea but not the way you think about them you sick fuck. Teacher will explain the form and function of the organs not the strange sort of fetish erotica you are fond of - no 'new tile work' or 'exhaust fans' from the fire department.

Feeling better. Another one without blood.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik sized
> load that it held on to. Its amazing how much our
> colons can hold, but relieved to drop that one off
> as the pain was immense. There will be new tile
> and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd like to
> thank the fire department for the ventilation
> fans.


That is great news Green. Getting rid of a big one can make you feel like a new man. I hope you can enjoy at least a couple days of comfort now.
With all this nice cool weather I have walked to and from work a couple of days, it is just over a mile each way and I think it is helping my bowels.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/07/2017 04:58PM by dive bomber.

Another messy commute. No response from metro about bathrooms on train cars.

Tomorrow Whole Foods!!!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik sized
> > load that it held on to. Its amazing how much
> our
> > colons can hold, but relieved to drop that one
> off
> > as the pain was immense. There will be new tile
> > and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd like to
> > thank the fire department for the ventilation
> > fans.
>
>
> That is great news Green. Getting rid of a big one
> can make you feel like a new man. I hope you can
> enjoy at least a couple days of comfort now.
> With all this nice cool weather I have walked to
> and from work a couple of days, it is just over a
> mile each way and I think it is helping my bowels.


Dive bomber I agree with you on the walking part, as it helps our bowels move and is healthy.

As you know after a big one like that, a day of recovery on ones stomach is needed. But today a walk and hope your bowels are good to go!

Ate scrambled eggs with cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik
> sized
> > > load that it held on to. Its amazing how much
> > our
> > > colons can hold, but relieved to drop that
> one
> > off
> > > as the pain was immense. There will be new
> tile
> > > and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd like
> to
> > > thank the fire department for the ventilation
> > > fans.
> >
> >
> > That is great news Green. Getting rid of a big
> one
> > can make you feel like a new man. I hope you
> can
> > enjoy at least a couple days of comfort now.
> > With all this nice cool weather I have walked
> to
> > and from work a couple of days, it is just over
> a
> > mile each way and I think it is helping my
> bowels.
>
>
> Dive bomber I agree with you on the walking part,
> as it helps our bowels move and is healthy.
>
> As you know after a big one like that, a day of
> recovery on ones stomach is needed. But today a
> walk and hope your bowels are good to go!

You fucking retards think 2 miles of walking a couple times each month is enough exercise and are amazed by its healing powers. I dont know how many times you need to hear this but here goes again - you need 30-60 min. per day of vigorous exercise. That means 80 max heart rate sustained for the full period.

You can roughly calculate your max HR by subtracting your age from 220. You can get the % by using this formula (220-age) x .75 For someone 50 years old that would be 220-50=170 170 x.75 = 127.5 beats per minute sustained over 30-60 min (not including warm-up or cool-down).

You fat lazy fucks.

Open up bayz. Open up other bayz. Time variez. Signature servicez. Will take underwearz off and get foodz.

thick as a brick onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik
> > sized
> > > > load that it held on to. Its amazing how
> much
> > > our
> > > > colons can hold, but relieved to drop that
> > one
> > > off
> > > > as the pain was immense. There will be new
> > tile
> > > > and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd
> like
> > to
> > > > thank the fire department for the
> ventilation
> > > > fans.
> > >
> > >
> > > That is great news Green. Getting rid of a
> big
> > one
> > > can make you feel like a new man. I hope you
> > can
> > > enjoy at least a couple days of comfort now.
> > > With all this nice cool weather I have walked
> > to
> > > and from work a couple of days, it is just
> over
> > a
> > > mile each way and I think it is helping my
> > bowels.
> >
> >
> > Dive bomber I agree with you on the walking
> part,
> > as it helps our bowels move and is healthy.
> >
> > As you know after a big one like that, a day of
> > recovery on ones stomach is needed. But today a
> > walk and hope your bowels are good to go!
>
> You fucking retards think 2 miles of walking a
> couple times each month is enough exercise and are
> amazed by its healing powers. I dont know how
> many times you need to hear this but here goes
> again - you need 30-60 min. per day of
> vigorous exercise. That means 80 max heart rate
> sustained for the full period.
>
> You can roughly calculate your max HR by
> subtracting your age from 220. You can get the %
> by using this formula (220-age) x .75 For someone
> 50 years old that would be 220-50=170 170
> x.75 = 127.5 beats per minute sustained over 30-60
> min (not including warm-up or cool-down).
>
> You fat lazy fucks.


Condescending twit with tiny balls. This so called fat fuck could kick your bowels.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> thick as a brick onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > My bowels finally eliminated the Sputnik
> > > sized
> > > > > load that it held on to. Its amazing how
> > much
> > > > our
> > > > > colons can hold, but relieved to drop
> that
> > > one
> > > > off
> > > > > as the pain was immense. There will be
> new
> > > tile
> > > > > and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd
> > like
> > > to
> > > > > thank the fire department for the
> > ventilation
> > > > > fans.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That is great news Green. Getting rid of a
> > big
> > > one
> > > > can make you feel like a new man. I hope
> you
> > > can
> > > > enjoy at least a couple days of comfort
> now.
> > > > With all this nice cool weather I have
> walked
> > > to
> > > > and from work a couple of days, it is just
> > over
> > > a
> > > > mile each way and I think it is helping my
> > > bowels.
> > >
> > >
> > > Dive bomber I agree with you on the walking
> > part,
> > > as it helps our bowels move and is healthy.
> > >
> > > As you know after a big one like that, a day
> of
> > > recovery on ones stomach is needed. But today
> a
> > > walk and hope your bowels are good to go!
> >
> > You fucking retards think 2 miles of walking a
> > couple times each month is enough exercise and
> are
> > amazed by its healing powers. I dont know how
> > many times you need to hear this but here goes
> > again - you need 30-60 min. per day of
> > vigorous exercise. That means 80 max heart
> rate
> > sustained for the full period.
> >
> > You can roughly calculate your max HR by
> > subtracting your age from 220. You can get the
> %
> > by using this formula (220-age) x .75 For
> someone
> > 50 years old that would be 220-50=170 170
> > x.75 = 127.5 beats per minute sustained over
> 30-60
> > min (not including warm-up or cool-down).
> >
> > You fat lazy fucks.
>
>
> Condescending twit with tiny balls. This so called
> fat fuck could kick your bowels.

You cant even manage basic bodily functions - not sure you could beat anyone up. Eat well work out stop your obsession with your own and others feces.

feces Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > thick as a brick onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > My bowels finally eliminated the
> Sputnik
> > > > sized
> > > > > > load that it held on to. Its amazing
> how
> > > much
> > > > > our
> > > > > > colons can hold, but relieved to drop
> > that
> > > > one
> > > > > off
> > > > > > as the pain was immense. There will be
> > new
> > > > tile
> > > > > > and grout work in the bathroom, and I'd
> > > like
> > > > to
> > > > > > thank the fire department for the
> > > ventilation
> > > > > > fans.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That is great news Green. Getting rid of
> a
> > > big
> > > > one
> > > > > can make you feel like a new man. I hope
> > you
> > > > can
> > > > > enjoy at least a couple days of comfort
> > now.
> > > > > With all this nice cool weather I have
> > walked
> > > > to
> > > > > and from work a couple of days, it is
> just
> > > over
> > > > a
> > > > > mile each way and I think it is helping
> my
> > > > bowels.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dive bomber I agree with you on the walking
> > > part,
> > > > as it helps our bowels move and is healthy.
> > > >
> > > > As you know after a big one like that, a
> day
> > of
> > > > recovery on ones stomach is needed. But
> today
> > a
> > > > walk and hope your bowels are good to go!
> > >
> > > You fucking retards think 2 miles of walking
> a
> > > couple times each month is enough exercise
> and
> > are
> > > amazed by its healing powers. I dont know
> how
> > > many times you need to hear this but here
> goes
> > > again - you need 30-60 min. per day of
> > > vigorous exercise. That means 80 max heart
> > rate
> > > sustained for the full period.
> > >
> > > You can roughly calculate your max HR by
> > > subtracting your age from 220. You can get
> the
> > %
> > > by using this formula (220-age) x .75 For
> > someone
> > > 50 years old that would be 220-50=170
> 170
> > > x.75 = 127.5 beats per minute sustained over
> > 30-60
> > > min (not including warm-up or cool-down).
> > >
> > > You fat lazy fucks.
> >
> >
> > Condescending twit with tiny balls. This so
> called
> > fat fuck could kick your bowels.
>
> You cant even manage basic bodily functions - not
> sure you could beat anyone up. Eat well work out
> stop your obsession with your own and others
> feces.

Anyone who constantly makes fun of peoples health condition, goes down quickly.

Today's shit in has been moved to 1:30 pm at Nordstroms at Tysons. Myself and Gluttony will be serving fried foods oreo cookies and ex lax to speed/stink things up. We plan on leaving bad scents in the entire store as yuppies have a crappy shopping experience!

Brown Hammer Wrote:
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> Today's shit in has been moved to 1:30 pm at
> Nordstroms at Tysons. Myself and Gluttony will be
> serving fried foods oreo cookies and ex lax to
> speed/stink things up. We plan on leaving bad
> scents in the entire store as yuppies have a
> crappy shopping experience!


Not again - you said noon! I told you last time I schedule my eating to match the meet-up. I stuffed my face last night before bedtime with pot roast, gravy, potatoes and half a pie. this morning 7 egg omelette and a pot of coffee - Im dying here.

You did this last time when we met at the Pentegon City Ritz and I had to borrow a wetback's drywall bucket in the parking lot at Costco - I never made it across the street to the shit-in.

Scheduling is an art form Hammer. Now Im afraid to get in the car if I wait another hour. BTW I was the one bringing the cheese cloth this time so you may be without that so you wont be able to play the 'Tennessee-Tea Stains' game in the furniture stores without me...

Bloody underwearz. Ragz in teethz. Today was lots of changez. Spinning signz too sore as butt hurtz. Get Michelobz so worth the ripping painz.

good god this has all gotten out of hand...

c3mpg Wrote:
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> good god this has all gotten out of hand...

Yes with imposters of my user name, red onion and other respectable posters it has. A clear obvious sign that talking about our health woes, has led to far more than indifference. Just some mean people.

Don't forget us that are incontinent

Green Onion Wrote:
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> c3mpg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > good god this has all gotten out of hand...
>
> Yes with imposters of my user name, red onion and
> other respectable posters it has. A clear obvious
> sign that talking about our health woes, has led
> to far more than indifference. Just some mean
> people.


They are scum!

Green Onion what is the 'Tennessee-Tea Stains' game in the furniture store??? Why do you need cheese cloth for it?

Jersey Mike's Wrote:
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> Green Onion what is the 'Tennessee-Tea Stains'
> game in the furniture store??? Why do you need
> cheese cloth for it?


Some sick dogs impersonating me and acting in a vile manner.

For the ultimate smell blueberries and oranges. You're welcome.

This site is garbage for the most part, with the exception being old pictures of Fairfax.

As a grandmother, I'm used to some crude behavior by my kids sons, but forums on bodily waste are up there with pornography, in being a cancerous cavity to our young people.

Young people see these columns. Think about that please.

Well I see some really immature person posted under my name but I guess some people are really desperate for attention so I will say a prayer for them at bedtime tonight.

My Dad brought home a bag of bacon burgers that are apparently on sale at Wendys. No way I am eating that garbage. I still have some fruit so I will have that with some peanut butter toast. My Mom has promised to take me to Aldi again tomorrow to buy food for next weeks school lunches but is limiting me to 22 dollars. My Dad still wants me to eat the lunch lady food that not only tastes bad but makes me fart and have loose poops that are sometimes hard to control.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well I see some really immature person posted
> under my name but I guess some people are really
> desperate for attention so I will say a prayer for
> them at bedtime tonight.
>
> My Dad brought home a bag of bacon burgers that
> are apparently on sale at Wendys. No way I am
> eating that garbage. I still have some fruit so I
> will have that with some peanut butter toast. My
> Mom has promised to take me to Aldi again tomorrow
> to buy food for next weeks school lunches but is
> limiting me to 22 dollars. My Dad still wants me
> to eat the lunch lady food that not only tastes
> bad but makes me fart and have loose poops that
> are sometimes hard to control.

Desperate, bedtime, hard, control. Code words.

Big Momma Fairfax Wrote:
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> This site is garbage for the most part, with the
> exception being old pictures of Fairfax.
>
> As a grandmother, I'm used to some crude behavior
> by my kids sons, but forums on bodily waste are up
> there with pornography, in being a cancerous
> cavity to our young people.
>
> Young people see these columns. Think about that
> please.


You bring up some good points - how are your bowels?

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well I see some really immature person posted
> under my name but I guess some people are really
> desperate for attention so I will say a prayer for
> them at bedtime tonight.
>
> My Dad brought home a bag of bacon burgers that
> are apparently on sale at Wendys. No way I am
> eating that garbage. I still have some fruit so I
> will have that with some peanut butter toast. My
> Mom has promised to take me to Aldi again tomorrow
> to buy food for next weeks school lunches but is
> limiting me to 22 dollars. My Dad still wants me
> to eat the lunch lady food that not only tastes
> bad but makes me fart and have loose poops that
> are sometimes hard to control.


Your dad is doing you a disservice spring onion, and needs to step up the financial part and provide you bowel friendly foods. I am sad he is doing this especially as his bowels cause you so much trauma.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well I see some really immature person posted
> > under my name but I guess some people are
> really
> > desperate for attention so I will say a prayer
> for
> > them at bedtime tonight.
> >
> > My Dad brought home a bag of bacon burgers that
> > are apparently on sale at Wendys. No way I am
> > eating that garbage. I still have some fruit so
> I
> > will have that with some peanut butter toast.
> My
> > Mom has promised to take me to Aldi again
> tomorrow
> > to buy food for next weeks school lunches but
> is
> > limiting me to 22 dollars. My Dad still wants
> me
> > to eat the lunch lady food that not only tastes
> > bad but makes me fart and have loose poops that
> > are sometimes hard to control.
>
>
> Your dad is doing you a disservice spring onion,
> and needs to step up the financial part and
> provide you bowel friendly foods. I am sad he is
> doing this especially as his bowels cause you so
> much trauma.


I agree with Green onion. I am sure that spring onions Dad is not intentionally putting his sons bowels in jeopardy. I am a Dad too and I'm sure I made plenty of mistakes raising my kids.
Most people do the best they can raising their kids and it sounds like spring onion's Dad is a good man who stays married to his wife and provides for his children as well as he can.

Spring onion, you are on the right track with buying healthy foods from Aldi. Just keep trying a little bit at a time to help the whole family have some healthy foods. I wish you luck!

It is a beautiful morning here in Harrisonburg. I took a early morning walk from my house to the east campus library where I took a nice long dump in a secluded 2nd floor restroom. Walking helps my bowels quite a bit and this weather is wonderful.
Best wishes for all the BiB's here!

Saturdayz. Make most moneyz with oil changes in my bowelz. Going to hurt but no painz no gainz!

You should be ashamed of yourselves. Disgusting and nasty. People like kids could be reading this filth.

Going to write to representative Connolly as metro doesn't reply.

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Going to write to representative Connolly as metro
> doesn't reply.


Gerry probably has plumbing problems

Jersey Mike's Wrote:
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> Green Onion what is the 'Tennessee-Tea Stains'
> game in the furniture store??? Why do you need
> cheese cloth for it?

"Tennessee-Tea Stains" game involves wearing dark colored slacks or shorts. You use cheesecloth as underwear then have a large movement in your pants. After awhile the moisture leaches through your garment. Participants then roam various furniture stores in search of light colored cloth upholstery.

After sitting on the furniture and getting up a 'tea stain' is left behind. If you hit enough chairs, sofas and bedspreads in a store there are tea stains everywhere. The aroma can be quite intense. Erotica-vandalism as it were.

I missed this months gathering due to Hammer messing up the timing and me messing up my vehicle...