Green Onion. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > From what I understand while down for heart
> > surgery, my asshole brother Clarence tried to
> kill
> > me off on this site. I am upset with him, my
> > sister Matilda has been helping me to recover
> and
> > I am good to go despite months of
> rehabilitation
> > and more to go.
> >
> > I may be old. I may have subpar bowels and a
> > starfish that cries to the heavens, but I am
> very
> > much alive!
>
>
> If true, your brother posted as your sister
> reporting your death. I find that somewhat
> difficult to believe. Why would he bother? How
> would he know your login name and password? Why
> would it take you 3 full months to get back on
> (heart patients are literally walking day or next
> day of surgery). You mean to tell me after all
> that time resting you never had a laptop.
>
> Indeed I believe You are an imposter sir.


You are an imposter as you've taken the real green onions name, in an effort to quash the bowel trodden but yet you have failed. Those of us with bowel woes have stood up to you and others who mock us.

Lets discuss the joys of your Bristol Stool Guide numbers, or maybe I can offer you a few of my midwives after what is left of my starfish is put on ice and sold to poor colored folks for fifty cents a pound.

You owe me and my brothers in bowel a complete apology. You have accomplished nothing and while many of us may continue to rip floor told or scream to the heavens, we will never bow down to you sons of bitches.

Warm weatherz out. Got me signz and only underwearz on strolling down street showing off the goodz. Thats right you like me bunz letz have some funz. Oil changez and moneyz for me beerz.

Hi everyone,

Sorry my half-brother Clarence got onto my computer and posted that stuff. Sorry to dredge up painful memories. Ill change the password but he does like his mischief.

Again sorry,

Matilda

Nice try to use my name with different characters of language including numbers.

Nice try but you cannot clone clown. How are your bowels?

WTF why is everyone pretending to be our deceased friend - very sad.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and
> along with our younger brother grieve this loss.
> Thank you very much for your kind words about
> Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very
> grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> Matilda


So this was fake and then we never hear from you for 4 months - I call BS. This is that pathetic Green Onion douche - he got the screen name from the sis so her 'brother's memory could live on'

Asparagus plus egg whites and about 6 cups of coffee is the worst smell ever.

Pathetic Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother
> and
> > along with our younger brother grieve this
> loss.
> > Thank you very much for your kind words about
> > Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers,
> very
> > grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> > Matilda
>
>
> So this was fake and then we never hear from you
> for 4 months - I call BS. This is that pathetic
> Green Onion douche - he got the screen name from
> the sis so her 'brother's memory could live on'


This is the Blooming to Brown Onion because some dipshit took my original name.

Is there no end to your divide and conquering the brown? I don't know who green onion is but am starting to read messages in my private box and the correspondence on here.

Now after my cardiac surgery, want to hear how much crap was in my bowels? The foods in the hospitals caused extensive groan throne pains but on a plus note midwives were closer.

Welcome back Brown! On such a sad day my favorite poster is back.

I'm glad to get such a great surprise today as my hero of heroes is truly alive and here. Welcome back BO this is your forum and glad you are back!

Did not go in today. What's going on in LV causing my stomach problems.

Thank you everyone, although a sad day to return with the death of so many white people. That's ok as I will be driving soon, and the new Buick looks like it will enjoy using El Salvadorean plantain eaters bouncing off its hood.

Currently gestating a rather large one. Hoping for non goulash results.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Pathetic Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother
> > and
> > > along with our younger brother grieve this
> > loss.
> > > Thank you very much for your kind words about
> > > Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers,
> > very
> > > grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> > > Matilda
> >
> >
> > So this was fake and then we never hear from
> you
> > for 4 months - I call BS. This is that
> pathetic
> > Green Onion douche - he got the screen name
> from
> > the sis so her 'brother's memory could live on'
>
>
> This is the Blooming to Brown Onion because some
> dipshit took my original name.
>
> Is there no end to your divide and conquering the
> brown? I don't know who green onion is but am
> starting to read messages in my private box and
> the correspondence on here.
>
> Now after my cardiac surgery, want to hear how
> much crap was in my bowels? The foods in the
> hospitals caused extensive groan throne pains but
> on a plus note midwives were closer.

What load of bullshit - no one stays in the hospital for 4 months for heart surgery. Even if you had been there you would have had access to internet. BTW if this is all just 'hijinx' by your brother why did your sister never correct it? How did your brother gain access to the site? Why would he do that?

Why would your brother access your account, pretend he was your sister and say you are dead and had a funeral all while you were actually mortally ill and in the hospital? It is total bullshit.

Let Spiros Rest in Peace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pathetic Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Spiros service was lovely. I miss my
> brother
> > > and
> > > > along with our younger brother grieve this
> > > loss.
> > > > Thank you very much for your kind words
> about
> > > > Spiro and at his service in lieu of
> flowers,
> > > very
> > > > grateful for $5,000 to IBS related
> research.
> > > > Matilda
> > >
> > >
> > > So this was fake and then we never hear from
> > you
> > > for 4 months - I call BS. This is that
> > pathetic
> > > Green Onion douche - he got the screen name
> > from
> > > the sis so her 'brother's memory could live
> on'
> >
> >
> > This is the Blooming to Brown Onion because
> some
> > dipshit took my original name.
> >
> > Is there no end to your divide and conquering
> the
> > brown? I don't know who green onion is but am
> > starting to read messages in my private box and
> > the correspondence on here.
> >
> > Now after my cardiac surgery, want to hear how
> > much crap was in my bowels? The foods in the
> > hospitals caused extensive groan throne pains
> but
> > on a plus note midwives were closer.
>
> What load of bullshit - no one stays in the
> hospital for 4 months for heart surgery. Even if
> you had been there you would have had access to
> internet. BTW if this is all just 'hijinx' by
> your brother why did your sister never correct it?
> How did your brother gain access to the site?
> Why would he do that?
>
> Why would your brother access your account,
> pretend he was your sister and say you are dead
> and had a funeral all while you were actually
> mortally ill and in the hospital? It is total
> bullshit.


Because he's a weasly lawyer and liar and deep down is embarrassed by his IBS diagnosis. Clarence is persona non grata in these parts, but feel free to visit him in NY. Who knows maybe you both will get along.

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.


So your brother, the lawyer, just as you were mortally ill in the hospital, had the time to get your login name and password, and, without permission pretended to be your sister making a death announcement of your death. And follow-up posts. That was April 25th 2017. And only now you are able to return.

I have heard some sick bullshit on this site but that sir takes the cake.

This was the last known picture of BO. He died with his pants down.
Attachments:

Had Matilda take proof-of-life photos 4 u

Going to read through the posts, I hope Deadly Combo, BEH, and dive bomber amongst others are here.

It seems the bowel trodden are expected to turn the other cheek, but that won't be happening with my dilapidated sore starfish.

Hi,

Matilda here. My brother Charlie guessed the password I had for Brown Onion and has changed it and locked me out of the login for that name. He is pretending to be our brother Spiros who you all know passed away this past April at the age of 79. I am not sure where this is coming from or why Charlie is doing this but I wanted to let you know

So many roids the bowl looks like shark chum.

This board has become fucked up. My guess is slant eyes or chocolate faces, but you can tell Matilda Onion is made up with two easy deductions.

1. Only one post
2. Our asshole brother is named Clarence not Charlie.

If you don't like that my home computer stores user names and passwords, not my problem. You have a major problem which I will continue to address address after birthing a soviet submarine

And for you to harass red onion is beyond disgusting. He's a hard working man and the person/s behind his imitations can stop it.

Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is confused about the various goings ons here at FYBDW. 5am guy will try to figure it out later.
5am guy is right in the middle of his weekend right now and has been doing fun things with the Dennys girl. 5am guy has been saving money for many years and now 5am guy is spending a little of it but having a really good time. 5am guy really likes the holiday inn with the mountain view and 5am guy really likes taking dumps there. 5am guy is much less depressed than usual. 5am guy and Dennys girl are going to hike to a nice waterfall after sunrise.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> confused about the various goings ons here at
> FYBDW. 5am guy will try to figure it out later.
> 5am guy is right in the middle of his weekend
> right now and has been doing fun things with the
> Dennys girl. 5am guy has been saving money for
> many years and now 5am guy is spending a little of
> it but having a really good time. 5am guy really
> likes the holiday inn with the mountain view and
> 5am guy really likes taking dumps there. 5am guy
> is much less depressed than usual. 5am guy and
> Dennys girl are going to hike to a nice waterfall
> after sunrise.


5 am! I forgot to mention you and apologize as you are among the brothers in brown. The bowel trodden. That's wonderful you found a nice lady, and does she have bowel issues or is a bowel buddy?

It makes me smile knowing you despite having bowel problems, have a good heart and continue to carry on. Did you ever get to all bathrooms in your office?

A mess on the silver line. My pants are literally full of shit!

Last night I toiled and pushed. I hate these really odd obelisk sized and shaped ones. If only I could have a regular one.

One less pain would be wonderful. Two that's an extra hour of free time wasted.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> And for you to harass red onion is beyond
> disgusting. He's a hard working man and the
> person/s behind his imitations can stop it.

Fuck off whoever you really are. Brown Onion is worm food fuckface. If not, if you are the type of person that posts or allows posts on your account claiming death, surviving grandchildren, your age 79 and accepts condolences you are lower than a piece of shit coming out of Green Onion's worthless ass.

Seriously why the fuck would anyone activate a dead person's account? If its all just theater of the mind then you are one sick fucking jerkoff.

Sombody stole my lunch out of my backpack this morning. I hate to say it but I think is was this fat black kid in my home room. The kid gets really shitty lunches packed by his Mom. One day I saw him eating white bread and pigs feet for lunch. Guess I will be buying lunch lady food today.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Sombody stole my lunch out of my backpack this
> morning. I hate to say it but I think is was this
> fat black kid in my home room. The kid gets really
> shitty lunches packed by his Mom. One day I saw
> him eating white bread and pigs feet for lunch.
> Guess I will be buying lunch lady food today.

Its pretty normal behavior for savages, as they do such without consideration for you or your bowels. Might add a few to the Buick hood.

Join us Brown Hammer me and others for a shit in at Fair Oaks Macys tonight 7 pm. A big pre Columbus Day sale means yuppies in droves smelling our stinky buttholes and remnants!

Scat lovers God returns.

Imy4 Wrote:
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> Scat lovers God returns.


You're just jealous that the biggest voice and the champion for us is here.

Cheese dreams were on the menu at lunch today. Its turkey bacon cheese and mayo on a toasted english muffin. More like a cheese nightmare for my bowels.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Imy4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scat lovers God returns.
>
>
> You're just jealous that the biggest voice and the
> champion for us is here.

Biggest liar more like it - its either someone impersonating BO or BO is the biggest scumbag liar on earth pretending to have died or let someone else tell us he died and simply stayed off for 4 months. You would have to be an idiot to believe a word from that account.

Im guessing its a loser scat freak that had to spend 120 days in jail and wanted a story for having had to go away. Fucking loser.

Out on the boulevardz. Out in underwearz. Make moneyz with bowelz. Hard workz but get cash moneyz. No painz no gainz.

Well look at that media, President Trump cares about brown people after all. What a great speech in Puerto Rico, a land I visited during my military career when young. My bowels worked there but did you know these folks eat guinea pigs?

Yes its a delicacy according to them. If my bowels popped out rats I'd flip out.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Well look at that media, President Trump cares
> about brown people after all. What a great speech
> in Puerto Rico, a land I visited during my
> military career when young. My bowels worked there
> but did you know these folks eat guinea pigs?
>
> Yes its a delicacy according to them. If my bowels
> popped out rats I'd flip out.


How was prison retard? 4 months. What did you do simple assault 2nd offense?

Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well look at that media, President Trump cares
> > about brown people after all. What a great
> speech
> > in Puerto Rico, a land I visited during my
> > military career when young. My bowels worked
> there
> > but did you know these folks eat guinea pigs?
> >
> > Yes its a delicacy according to them. If my
> bowels
> > popped out rats I'd flip out.
>
>
> How was prison retard? 4 months. What did you do
> simple assault 2nd offense?


So judgemental are we? Tell us about your superior bowels.

I'm a veteran and have not spent time in the brig or jail. In our unit you'd be fragged after a blanket party.

I'm back to big ones after giving up on the diet. On a plus note no bloating gas. But yes the big ones cause a lot of pain along with only two bms per week.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> > confused about the various goings ons here at
> > FYBDW. 5am guy will try to figure it out later.
> > 5am guy is right in the middle of his weekend
> > right now and has been doing fun things with
> the
> > Dennys girl. 5am guy has been saving money for
> > many years and now 5am guy is spending a little
> of
> > it but having a really good time. 5am guy
> really
> > likes the holiday inn with the mountain view
> and
> > 5am guy really likes taking dumps there. 5am
> guy
> > is much less depressed than usual. 5am guy and
> > Dennys girl are going to hike to a nice
> waterfall
> > after sunrise.
>
>
> 5 am! I forgot to mention you and apologize as you
> are among the brothers in brown. The bowel
> trodden. That's wonderful you found a nice lady,
> and does she have bowel issues or is a bowel
> buddy?
>
> It makes me smile knowing you despite having bowel
> problems, have a good heart and continue to carry
> on. Did you ever get to all bathrooms in your
> office?


5am guy is confused about what is going on here at FYBDW. 5am guy will try to make sense of all this later. 5am guy is heading home today and is looking forward to a good days sleep. 5am guy has to be at work at 11 pm tonite.

Mr Justice, a lot of foods simply don't work for us bowel trodden. Whether I eat an entire ice cream cake from Carvel, or a basket of apples, the song of agony remains the same. A sore starfish along with paying the midwives a bit of extra cash so they can get psychological counseling.

Its all good 5 am. Just glad to be back missed you and all brothers in bowel.

Jose Gonzales Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother
> and
> > along with our younger brother grieve this
> loss.
> > Thank you very much for your kind words about
> > Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers,
> very
> > grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> > Matilda
>
>
> Can you please tell me where hes gravesite is so
> me and my homies can come take a big shit on it?


Everyone expresses grief in a different way - above one of our BIB's mourned what they thought was the loss of our Brown Onion. This post was back in April when the news and the pain were all to fresh in our memories.

Now we learn his death was faked and his 'brother' made it all up while he recovered without access to the internet for 4 months, not once able to log in and comfort us with the knowledge he was still alive (lol). Do you see the pain some of us have gone through? Poor Jose wishing to honor your memory with no grave to shit on. Maybe, just maybe you should offer him your face to shit on to celebrate...

Writing style and story are plausible. I believe this is BO and glad he's here

Plausible reasons for 4 months off line are died and someone took his account or he went to prison.

No way someone sick, bored in bed doesnt check in online. Also the story about a brother hacking his sick brother's stupid forum account to pose as a bereaved sister saying the user died. This while his brother recovers from an illness so bad he cannot login for 4 months. No that is simply not plausible.

Spinning signz in the sunrayz. Walking on Fairfax Boulevardz in underwearz and whistlez. Going to make moneyz with signature changez. Visit my bayz and brown onionz bayz. Two for one specialz.

Red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz in the sunrayz. Walking on Fairfax
> Boulevardz in underwearz and whistlez. Going to
> make moneyz with signature changez. Visit my bayz
> and brown onionz bayz. Two for one specialz.

Fucking funny!

Not funny asshole. For you to mock our BO and us is your usual game since you have no lives. If you had IBS you would be sympathetic.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Not funny asshole. For you to mock our BO and us
> is your usual game since you have no lives. If you
> had IBS you would be sympathetic.


Lighten up the guy is a poet and having some fun. You like believing your boyfriend Brown Onion died and was raised from the dead so let the signz in underwearz guy have his fun.

btw you seem agitated - how are your bowels?

That some people wished me an early exit, you will find karma is for real, and when your bowels betray you will say "Gee Brown Onion was right after all."

Today's Bristol stool guide according to the framed photograph, its shitty results. It is going to be even more so as I get to visit the ass doctor tomorrow. There I will be treated like a fat Ethiopian and nothing changes that.

Well, I is skeptickal bout this whole thing. I iz gonna keep me an open mind. God blesz yall!

I don't know what's going on here, but try golfing, walks, healthy diet, and even proper rest. Water is especially important, and even at 70 I have no problem in the bathroom. Yes I've aged but to say age is the reason is nonsense.

Obtuse blatherings one would expect on an insane asylum walls.

Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy just got done using a blizzard sound effect along with the star shower device and expensive scented candles to create a relaxing atmosphere in the men's room here at work. It was the best dump that 5am guy has taken in quite some time. 5am guy highly recommends this blizzard video,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ddO3jPUFpg

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well, I is skeptickal bout this whole thing. I iz
> gonna keep me an open mind. God blesz yall!

You're a great man Red Onion. You've been taking a lot of flak here and these "people" are miserable.

I admire you as do many others here. Have your bowels been doing okay, and any news on getting any promotions? You represent America with your good attitude and work ethic.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> just got done using a blizzard sound effect along
> with the star shower device and expensive scented
> candles to create a relaxing atmosphere in the
> men's room here at work. It was the best dump that
> 5am guy has taken in quite some time. 5am guy
> highly recommends this blizzard video,
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ddO3jPUFpg


That's interesting 5 am and in addition to the television near the groan throne might have to consider that. Anything to ease the pain even a bit. Matilda will be here soon to take me to the "doctor", where I expect to be sodomized and treated cruely like some sort of leper or Vietcong prisoner of war. Yet here's to your day and other brothers in bowel as well.

^ you mean this Matilda

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM

Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and along with our younger brother grieve this loss. Thank you very much for your kind words about Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research. Matilda

The one that grieved for you just 15 weeks ago? That Matilda? Where were you for 4 months? Oh right, so sick you couldnt get to a computer but now, you are up and about riding around. Magic.

I think metro should have bathrooms on each car. Actual must. Its a medical need.

Brown Onion account is held by some lying asshole(s)

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That some people wished me an early exit, you will
> find karma is for real, and when your bowels
> betray you will say "Gee Brown Onion was right
> after all."

Hey asshole, no one wished you anything - your account announced your death and funeral and some of us believed it. From your account. Douchebag. You think that is funny? Some actually showed caring.

Now whoever you are, you expect us to say "Gee Brown Onion was right after all." You are ruining this thread jerk.

To those bitching you are just angry the voice of bowels has returned. You are just a bunch of crybabies who bully through impersonations, stealing user names, and mocking us daily. I'm thrilled BO is back and believe him. Deal with it!

My starfish feels like it was in a Turkish prison. Violated is the word I will use.

Upon entering the "doctor" office I was greeted coldly by some Nigerian woman, who's relatives probably pay her bulls with blood diamonds or phone lottery scams.

The "doctor" this time was from Gerry's country of Fuckistan. He asked me "how long has it been since you evacuated your bowels" and use his thick fingers to neutralize my starfish. My bowels hurt even worse and paying a deductible to get sodomized and not even appreciated is getting old.

I just ate a triple whopper with large fry and oreo shake. I feel good!

BK onion Wrote:
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> I just ate a triple whopper with large fry and
> oreo shake. I feel good!


That sounds painful not delightful!

Magic Onion Wrote:
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> ^ you mean this Matilda
>
> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM
>
> Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and
> along with our younger brother grieve this loss.
> Thank you very much for your kind words about
> Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very
> grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> Matilda
>
> The one that grieved for you just 15 weeks ago?
> That Matilda? Where were you for 4 months? Oh
> right, so sick you couldnt get to a computer but
> now, you are up and about riding around. Magic.

You got a lot of free time/no life. Checking the posts from that long ago lol

Spinning signz in underwearz. Got to show a bit of crackz so people knowz servicez and feez. Going to get Mad Dogz winez tonight eat some chickenz and hurt bowelz outer wayz.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My starfish feels like it was in a Turkish prison.
> Violated is the word I will use.
>
> Upon entering the "doctor" office I was greeted
> coldly by some Nigerian woman, who's relatives
> probably pay her bulls with blood diamonds or
> phone lottery scams.
>
> The "doctor" this time was from Gerry's country of
> Fuckistan. He asked me "how long has it been since
> you evacuated your bowels" and use his thick
> fingers to neutralize my starfish. My bowels hurt
> even worse and paying a deductible to get
> sodomized and not even appreciated is getting old.

Probably not as bad as the ass-fucking you got while you were in prison the last 4 months right? Was Matilda too ashamed to tell us the truth? Asshole. To think I actually though about feeling bad for you when your account told us you died back in April. Why did you do that. What kind of sicko are you?

Matilda Sucks Dicks for Crack $$ Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My starfish feels like it was in a Turkish
> prison.
> > Violated is the word I will use.
> >
> > Upon entering the "doctor" office I was greeted
> > coldly by some Nigerian woman, who's relatives
> > probably pay her bulls with blood diamonds or
> > phone lottery scams.
> >
> > The "doctor" this time was from Gerry's country
> of
> > Fuckistan. He asked me "how long has it been
> since
> > you evacuated your bowels" and use his thick
> > fingers to neutralize my starfish. My bowels
> hurt
> > even worse and paying a deductible to get
> > sodomized and not even appreciated is getting
> old.
>
> Probably not as bad as the ass-fucking you got
> while you were in prison the last 4 months right?
> Was Matilda too ashamed to tell us the truth?
> Asshole. To think I actually though about feeling
> bad for you when your account told us you died
> back in April. Why did you do that. What kind of
> sicko are you?


Gaslighting is what you are doing. Your trying to extend insincere narcissistic sympathy, and using your anger to undermind those of us with bowel problems.

That's your right, so as its a free country, bitch and rant all you want, and continue wasting time harassing not only me but others whom are of fine character and actually productive members of society. How are your bowels? Mine are sore after being cannibalized today at the "doctor." You and Gerry seem very similar with your prissy effeminate attitudes.

^ Why did your ragged cunt of a sister fool us into thinking you had died? Did you think that was fun?

Fake Onion Wrote:
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> ^ Why did your ragged cunt of a sister fool us
> into thinking you had died? Did you think that
> was fun?


Wow "I felt sorry for you," to this. As Brown Onion explained he had surgery and his brother had access to his computer. You should apologize for at least using such words against his sister who had nothing to do with this.

18 holes of golf and an extra added an hour ago. This 70 year old calls your bluff.

Look at my signz. Spinning them fast you see me from your carz and notice goodz in the underwearz the bunz the bunz. You get to use dipstickz I get the moneyz.

Miscavage Wrote:
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> Fake Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ Why did your ragged cunt of a sister fool us
> > into thinking you had died? Did you think that
> > was fun?
>
>
> Wow "I felt sorry for you," to this. As Brown
> Onion explained he had surgery and his brother had
> access to his computer. You should apologize for
> at least using such words against his sister who
> had nothing to do with this.

I did feel sorry and expressed condolences when the account announced his 'death' - now I learn his cum-guzzling sister lied as some sort of sport. Matilda is a lying whore apparently. Im so glad Brown, after 4 months, was finally able to sit up and type on a computer and now drives around days later- its an amazing recovery.

My bowel issues have got worse with too much fruit. I'm going to get with a nutrition specialist to understand why, and mix things up to see if it helps.

I wrote to congressman Connolly about bathrooms in metro cars as part of Americans with Disabilities Act. Will let everyone know what I find out.

This morning I was packing my school lunch and my Dad came in the kitchen and called me a "pussy" for not eating the lunch lady food that he is willing to pay for. That made me feel kind of bad. My Dad can be a prick at times.

spring onion Wrote:
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> This morning I was packing my school lunch and my
> Dad came in the kitchen and called me a "pussy"
> for not eating the lunch lady food that he is
> willing to pay for. That made me feel kind of bad.
> My Dad can be a prick at times.

yea, bullshit post - its a school day and this site is blocked from FCPS. One of our adult(GO) diaper-wearing scat fetishists.

diaper-wearing scat fetishists Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This morning I was packing my school lunch and
> my
> > Dad came in the kitchen and called me a "pussy"
> > for not eating the lunch lady food that he is
> > willing to pay for. That made me feel kind of
> bad.
> > My Dad can be a prick at times.
>
> yea, bullshit post - its a school day and this
> site is blocked from FCPS. One of our adult(GO)
> diaper-wearing scat fetishists.

Hey I wear adult diapers and hate it. If I could reverse being incontinent I would!

spring onion Wrote:
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> This morning I was packing my school lunch and my
> Dad came in the kitchen and called me a "pussy"
> for not eating the lunch lady food that he is
> willing to pay for. That made me feel kind of bad.
> My Dad can be a prick at times.


This is a shame and I wonder if his bowels are changing his behavior. I think you should approach your guidance counselor at school about this as you are not a pussy but a good young man with dreams.

Waking up this morning, was painful as I found one of my "doctors" rings jammed in my starfish. Appreciate the midwives help.

Now up walking, its a beautiful day to drive around and earn points for El Salvadorean iguana eaters or Guatemalan plantain munchers. Or take care of the Mexicans and their stupid hot wheeled Corollas and lady silhouette stickers.

Damn that's awful BO!

I hate the heavy legs feeling when on the groan throne. Hours of waiting for the inevitable, only to find out your bowels are playing a trick on you. Guess my colon is being as heavy as Elvis Presley's was. I will never forget the day, that the king left us on his groan throne. It seems so wrong on a number of levels, and I'm troubled by it as I eat this nasty tapioca pudding which was supposed to make me evacuate my bowels easier with.

Anyone want to join gluttony and I at Arties for a shit in?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Waking up this morning, was painful as I found one
> of my "doctors" rings jammed in my starfish.
> Appreciate the midwives help.
>
> Now up walking, its a beautiful day to drive
> around and earn points for El Salvadorean iguana
> eaters or Guatemalan plantain munchers. Or take
> care of the Mexicans and their stupid hot wheeled
> Corollas and lady silhouette stickers.

Doctor: codename for boyfriend

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hate the heavy legs feeling when on the groan
> throne. Hours of waiting for the inevitable, only
> to find out your bowels are playing a trick on
> you. Guess my colon is being as heavy as Elvis
> Presley's was. I will never forget the day, that
> the king left us on his groan throne. It seems so
> wrong on a number of levels, and I'm troubled by
> it as I eat this nasty tapioca pudding which was
> supposed to make me evacuate my bowels easier
> with

Stupid, boring not the stuff of the deceased person that used to control this account. Why not let him rest in piece. Get your own name.

You're just jealous fucker

Miscavage Wrote:
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> You're just jealous fucker


Okay scat lover whatever lies you want us to try to believe.

Hi all 5am guy checking in a bit early. 5am guy is getting screwed as usual this holiday weekend. 5am guy usually has Monday nights off but 5am guy has to work this monday night so others can enjoy the Columbus day holiday. 5am guy gets mad about stuff like this and it affects 5am guys bowels and not in a good way.

Wow! I have just been catching up on my various blogs only to see that my great friend Brown Onion is still with us after all? I don't know what to say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is it REALLY you??

Mrs Dive and I are up early to hit the farmer's market, I hope to get some really good vegetables and a watermelon this morning.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all 5am guy checking in a bit early. 5am guy is
> getting screwed as usual this holiday weekend. 5am
> guy usually has Monday nights off but 5am guy has
> to work this monday night so others can enjoy the
> Columbus day holiday. 5am guy gets mad about stuff
> like this and it affects 5am guys bowels and not
> in a good way.


So sorry 5 am guy. Stresses such as working holidays for a hero like Christopher Columbus are common bowel irritants. Its a shame you have to go in on this wonderful day, and I wish you and your bowels the very best. I wonder how the bowels of Chris and crew were, during that long journey to the new world.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Wow! I have just been catching up on my various
> blogs only to see that my great friend Brown Onion
> is still with us after all? I don't know what to
> say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is it
> REALLY you??
>
> Mrs Dive and I are up early to hit the farmer's
> market, I hope to get some really good vegetables
> and a watermelon this morning.

Dive Bomber nice to see you again my friend and yes it really is me. My asshole brother Clarence has been excommunicated from our family, as both Matilda and I continue to be about his lies here and elsewhere.

How are your bowels, and your wife truly is a bowel buddy. Have you found a yellow canary groan throne yet?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow! I have just been catching up on my various
> > blogs only to see that my great friend Brown
> Onion
> > is still with us after all? I don't know what
> to
> > say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is it
> > REALLY you??
> >
> > Mrs Dive and I are up early to hit the farmer's
> > market, I hope to get some really good
> vegetables
> > and a watermelon this morning.
>
> Dive Bomber nice to see you again my friend and
> yes it really is me. My asshole brother Clarence
> has been excommunicated from our family, as both
> Matilda and I continue to be about his lies here
> and elsewhere.
>
> How are your bowels, and your wife truly is a
> bowel buddy. Have you found a yellow canary groan
> throne yet?


Damn BO, I guess it really is you. That was a really shitty thing that your brother did. Sounds like he has a mean streak and gets enjoyment from making others feel bad. I too have a asshole, wealthy brother.
BO, I love my illegal Canadian toilets so much that I gave up on my search for another canary yellow toilet. The main toilet I use also has a toto washlet automatic ass washing and drying toilet seat and I love that thing.
Has your starfish fully recovered from you "doctor" visit?

Spinning signz. Making the moneyz with underwarz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get the lubez get the goodz in my bayz in bayz.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow! I have just been catching up on my
> various
> > > blogs only to see that my great friend Brown
> > Onion
> > > is still with us after all? I don't know what
> > to
> > > say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is
> it
> > > REALLY you??
> > >
> > > Mrs Dive and I are up early to hit the
> farmer's
> > > market, I hope to get some really good
> > vegetables
> > > and a watermelon this morning.
> >
> > Dive Bomber nice to see you again my friend and
> > yes it really is me. My asshole brother
> Clarence
> > has been excommunicated from our family, as
> both
> > Matilda and I continue to be about his lies
> here
> > and elsewhere.
> >
> > How are your bowels, and your wife truly is a
> > bowel buddy. Have you found a yellow canary
> groan
> > throne yet?
>
>
> Damn BO, I guess it really is you. That was a
> really shitty thing that your brother did. Sounds
> like he has a mean streak and gets enjoyment from
> making others feel bad. I too have a asshole,
> wealthy brother.
> BO, I love my illegal Canadian toilets so much
> that I gave up on my search for another canary
> yellow toilet. The main toilet I use also has a
> toto washlet automatic ass washing and drying
> toilet seat and I love that thing.
> Has your starfish fully recovered from you
> "doctor" visit?


That's fantastic and way to buck the cruel system of Uncle Sam's groan throne policies. Just glad customs people didn't see this going on.

Thank you for inquiring about my fish. Its had better days and I'm tired of women complaining about child birth pain. That's a walk in the park and they should just bear children and stay in the kitchen as the bowel trodden of all of us continue to be exemplary citizens.

I guessez if mr brownoinin can comes back here so can I. I jus got off work at 11 an Im a goin ta help my new roomate ta move in. I iz sub-lettin a room to a guy who haz also been in prizon. He haz a job workin fo a big church down the road doin janitorials and grounds maintenance. He haz been in a halfway house an he aint got no furniture so we found him a bed an a chair on tha craiglist. One of tha guyz I works with iz lettin me borrow hiz old pickuptruck.
I shure does hope all you brown brotherz are doin well.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I guessez if mr brownoinin can comes back here so
> can I. I jus got off work at 11 an Im a goin ta
> help my new roomate ta move in. I iz sub-lettin a
> room to a guy who haz also been in prizon. He haz
> a job workin fo a big church down the road doin
> janitorials and grounds maintenance. He haz been
> in a halfway house an he aint got no furniture so
> we found him a bed an a chair on tha craiglist.
> One of tha guyz I works with iz lettin me borrow
> hiz old pickuptruck.
> I shure does hope all you brown brotherz are doin
> well.


You've been in my thoughts and prayers red onion. Even with your bowel problems, look at the assistance you are giving to your fellow human being. You are building up rather than tearing them down and I commend you?

Any promotions on the job, or any type of excitement? Are your roommates bowels ok? I worry as two with IBS is a recipe for disaster.

sliced onion Wrote:
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> I had hopes of the starship enterprise emerging
> from my black hole this morning but it turned out
> to be just a shuttle craft. I guess I will take
> that over the brown river that was flowing out the
> day before I had to go to the hospital.
>
>
> PS, I took a shower this morning to eliminate the
> Klingons.


HAHAHAHA!

That description sounds true to me. My butt feels like its been rammed by a colossal space ship with no good news to report.

My Mom and Dad are down at VMI at the football game and they are staying overnight. The dog and I are home alone and we are loving it. We are having salad and baked skinless, boneless chicken breast for dinner and we have popcorn and capri sun suck sacks to have while watching TV.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom and Dad are down at VMI at the football
> game and they are staying overnight. The dog and I
> are home alone and we are loving it. We are having
> salad and baked skinless, boneless chicken breast
> for dinner and we have popcorn and capri sun suck
> sacks to have while watching TV.

That is super, a bowel friendly meal and bowel friendly zone, no gaseous punishment! It must be great!