With the motel window wide open I made it through the night. My Dad wants to skip the free hotel breakfast and go back to country cookin! The horse show went on despite some rain. Horses sure do poop easily and effortlessly.

spring onion Wrote:
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> With the motel window wide open I made it through
> the night. My Dad wants to skip the free hotel
> breakfast and go back to country cookin! The horse
> show went on despite some rain. Horses sure do
> poop easily and effortlessly.


Way to go and congrats! Are you there again tonight?

Yes horses probably don't have IBS.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > With the motel window wide open I made it
> through
> > the night. My Dad wants to skip the free hotel
> > breakfast and go back to country cookin! The
> horse
> > show went on despite some rain. Horses sure do
> > poop easily and effortlessly.
>
>
> Way to go and congrats! Are you there again
> tonight?
>
> Yes horses probably don't have IBS.


Yes, one more night. We are going to tour VMI today and see a drive-in movie tonight.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > With the motel window wide open I made it
> > through
> > > the night. My Dad wants to skip the free
> hotel
> > > breakfast and go back to country cookin! The
> > horse
> > > show went on despite some rain. Horses sure
> do
> > > poop easily and effortlessly.
> >
> >
> > Way to go and congrats! Are you there again
> > tonight?
> >
> > Yes horses probably don't have IBS.
>
>
> Yes, one more night. We are going to tour VMI
> today and see a drive-in movie tonight.


A drive in movie with rotten bowels? Please say you're in a convertible.

Out spinning signz. Got red underwearz on. Yes my bowelz hurt but put on windshield wiperz fluidz. No painz no gainz.

Its been rough switching foods. The gas has been awful. Not sure if its my body adjusting or the foods, but the bloating feeling is uncomfortable. Steamed carrots seem to make the bathroom part easier though.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> @ spring , I hope you make out okay. At least with
> a open window your Dad will not be able to create
> the dutch oven effect.
>
> @ green onion, it's nice of you to give helpful
> advice to spring onion. You are clearly a good
> person.
>
> @ brown splatter, I wonder if the Americans with
> disabilities act can be of any help to you. I will
> ask some of the professors here at JMU about that
> and get back to you.
>
> I sure do miss the commentary from the real red
> onion class of 2006. Red if you are out there
> please try to register a username and let us know
> how you are doing.
>
> Best wishes to all the true BiB's out there!


I was thinking about the real red onion while watching the Shawshank Redemption last night. I miss him too.

Buford Tee Justice Wrote:
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> Its been rough switching foods. The gas has been
> awful. Not sure if its my body adjusting or the
> foods, but the bloating feeling is uncomfortable.
> Steamed carrots seem to make the bathroom part
> easier though.


Meet me somewhere. I would love to eat the diarrhea from your ass and then clean you up.

Tonight we are having a shit in at the Centreville Giant. There's only one stall. We will be using a lottery number system for first dibs but eat lots of greasy artificial foods. Tonight's winner for funk wins a gift certificate to Dominos!

630 is the time. Show up and unload!

Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
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> 630 is the time. Show up and unload!

I will go if green onion goes, so I can shit down his neck.

Imy4 Wrote:
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> Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 630 is the time. Show up and unload!
>
> I will go if green onion goes, so I can shit down
> his neck.


Another hater. As usual try to mock ends in failure.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Buford Tee Justice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its been rough switching foods. The gas has
> been
> > awful. Not sure if its my body adjusting or the
> > foods, but the bloating feeling is
> uncomfortable.
> > Steamed carrots seem to make the bathroom part
> > easier though.
>
>
> Meet me somewhere. I would love to eat the
> diarrhea from your ass and then clean you up.

You are a vile, disgusting person. Keep your sick fantasies to yourself nobody wants to read that.

Dan F. Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Buford Tee Justice Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Its been rough switching foods. The gas has
> > been
> > > awful. Not sure if its my body adjusting or
> the
> > > foods, but the bloating feeling is
> > uncomfortable.
> > > Steamed carrots seem to make the bathroom
> part
> > > easier though.
> >
> >
> > Meet me somewhere. I would love to eat the
> > diarrhea from your ass and then clean you up.
>
> You are a vile, disgusting person. Keep your sick
> fantasies to yourself nobody wants to read that.

Impersonating as usual, its you whom are vile. Your vicious lack of sympathy to people with IBS is a reflection of your lack of character.

Sit with the signz. No customerz. Show up early to give extra servicez. Maybe later today make tipz by bend overz.

They had a segment on IBS, CBS This morning. It was not a great one, but better than nothing.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Serious Subject Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > cat poaching Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Diced Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Why did I eat a sausage mcgriddle? My
> > poor
> > > > > bowels!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Because you're human a fucking
> > > > idiot. While I cannot in good faith
> > > > > recommend a bowel basher such as that, my
> > > hope
> > > > is
> > > > > your bowels make it through this
> > purge
> > > > you die of dysentery.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tuning the living room grandfather clock
> > > today,
> > > > > and hoping the falafel I ate cooperates.
> > >
> > >
> > > Wow you are a very bitter person. So much
> > sadness
> > > even with excellent bowels. Smile man geez.
> >
> >
> > I see your point - my words were caustic.
> > Honestly I think it is frustration. Not just
> with
> > this silly thread but with Americans and our
> > health. People suffer illness from diet,
> > including bowel trouble.
> >
> > An estimated 160 million Americans are either
> > obese or overweight. Nearly three-quarters of
> > American men and more than 60% of women are
> obese
> > or overweight. These are also major challenges
> for
> > America’s children – nearly 30% of boys and
> > girls under age 20 are either obese or
> overweight,
> > up from 19% in 1980.
> >
> > Maybe its just joking, but I take them at their
> > word when posters describe eating truly
> unhealthy
> > foods. Then they complain it will cause them
> bowel
> > trouble. People we know as posters have
> literally
> > paid the ultimate price for eating poorly.
> >
> > So, yes, Im unhappy about it. Mostly its
> > unhappiness about being out of control. Of a
> world
> > where logic and reason are seen as impossible
> > things and eating one's self to death is simply
> an
> > unavoidable thing.
>
>
> Slightly caustic? I'd say abusive with a lot of
> venom. Tyra Banks is not obese, far from it and
> she's got IBS.
>
> Not all of us are overweight or carrying extra
> pounds, unless we are carrying a bowling ball in
> our colons. While you do make some good points, it
> would be refreshing if you could show more
> understanding to those of us with IBS. Share your
> knowledge, without tearing people down, as we are
> already torn apart.

1. Fixating on Bowels is part of the problem. Get help four psychological problems first.

2. See a registered dietician - follow direction

3. Stop posting multiple screen names here (e.g. green + spring onion). This is not a help site its a scat fantasy site. Sometimes its sexual fantasies other times its pain and discomfort fantasies ('bowling balls' passing 'locomotive-sized' shits).

4. Exercise daily with one day off per week.

good luck

*for (auto correct)

Watermelon festival today in Carytown. Watermelon gives me diarrhea.

We are heading home. My Dad wants to stop at golden corral on the way home.

Does Stevie Nicks have bowel problems?

Goatfucked Wrote:
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> Does Stevie Nicks have bowel problems?

No , she has CFS.

http://inm.center/stevie-nicks-not-one-cfs-chronic-fatigue/

not a doctor Wrote:
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> Goatfucked Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does Stevie Nicks have bowel problems?
>
> No , she has CFS.
>
> http://inm.center/stevie-nicks-not-one-cfs-chronic
> -fatigue/

That voice sounds like being sodomized.

spring onion Wrote:
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> We are heading home. My Dad wants to stop at
> golden corral on the way home.


Do you have a viable escape plan?

I wish you luck as I drop what might be a odd shaped hexagon of pain.

^ Exhibit 1.a.001

Please enter into evidence this post indicating patient's need to relate to and fixate on solid waste elimination.

Analysis: subject 'green onion' presenting as OCD/unresolved Anal Stage*

*
The Anal Stage

At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions.

The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely, a child may opt to retain feces, thereby spiting his parents while enjoying the pleasurable pressure of the built-up feces on his intestine. If this tactic succeeds and the child is overindulged, he will develop into an anal retentive character.

This character is neat, precise, orderly, careful, stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal stage, proper toilet training, permanently affects the individual propensities to possession and attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts from one and one-half to two years.

Its satisfying to see an educated write up.

Freud Onioin Wrote:
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> ^ Exhibit 1.a.001
>
> Please enter into evidence this post indicating
> patient's need to relate to and fixate on solid
> waste elimination.
>
> Analysis: subject 'green onion' presenting
> as OCD/unresolved Anal Stage*
>
> *
> The Anal Stage
>
> At one and one-half years, the child enters the
> anal stage. With the advent of toilet training
> comes the child's obsession with the erogenous
> zone of the anus and with the retention or
> expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic
> conflict between the id, which derives pleasure
> from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and
> superego, which represent the practical and
> societal pressures to control the bodily
> functions.
>
> The child meets the conflict between the parent's
> demands and the child's desires and physical
> capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up
> a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who
> wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting
> maliciously, perhaps just before or just after
> being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too
> lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure
> and success from this expulsion, it will result in
> the formation of an anal expulsive character. This
> character is generally messy, disorganized,
> reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely,
> a child may opt to retain feces, thereby
> spiting his parents while enjoying the pleasurable
> pressure of the built-up feces on his intestine.
> If this tactic succeeds and the child is
> overindulged, he will develop into an anal
> retentive character.
>
> This character is neat, precise, orderly, careful,
> stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and
> passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal
> stage, proper toilet training, permanently affects
> the individual propensities to possession and
> attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts from
> one and one-half to two years.


Yes, Dr. Freud who had bowel problems.

Also died from throat cancer while supporting cigar smoking as therapeutic.

Dead wrong as usual.

This morning about 2am I woke up and ran to the bathroom and dropped the biggest load I have dropped in months. A plunger was needed! Funny how dropping a real ass drainer can make your whole outlook on life better. I just got back from a two mile walk and I have a spring in my step. Now a nice healthy salad for lunch followed by a short nap. Wish I could say my bowels treated me this well every day.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Freud Onioin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ Exhibit 1.a.001
> >
> > Please enter into evidence this post indicating
> > patient's need to relate to and fixate on solid
> > waste elimination.
> >
> > Analysis: subject 'green onion'
> presenting
> > as OCD/unresolved Anal Stage*
> >
> > *
> > The Anal Stage
> >
> > At one and one-half years, the child enters the
> > anal stage. With the advent of toilet training
> > comes the child's obsession with the erogenous
> > zone of the anus and with the retention or
> > expulsion of the feces. This represents a
> classic
> > conflict between the id, which derives pleasure
> > from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego
> and
> > superego, which represent the practical and
> > societal pressures to control the bodily
> > functions.
> >
> > The child meets the conflict between the
> parent's
> > demands and the child's desires and physical
> > capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts
> up
> > a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child
> who
> > wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting
> > maliciously, perhaps just before or just after
> > being placed on the toilet. If the parents are
> too
> > lenient and the child manages to derive
> pleasure
> > and success from this expulsion, it will result
> in
> > the formation of an anal expulsive character.
> This
> > character is generally messy, disorganized,
> > reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely,
> > a child may opt to retain feces, thereby
> > spiting his parents while enjoying the
> pleasurable
> > pressure of the built-up feces on his
> intestine.
> > If this tactic succeeds and the child is
> > overindulged, he will develop into an anal
> > retentive character.
> >
> > This character is neat, precise, orderly,
> careful,
> > stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and
> > passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal
> > stage, proper toilet training, permanently
> affects
> > the individual propensities to possession and
> > attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts
> from
> > one and one-half to two years.
>
>
> Yes, Dr. Freud who had bowel problems.
>
> Also died from throat cancer while supporting
> cigar smoking as therapeutic.
>
> Dead wrong as usual.

... tell us about your Mother...

dive bomber Wrote:
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> This morning about 2am I woke up and ran to the
> bathroom and dropped the biggest load I have
> dropped in months. A plunger was needed! Funny how
> dropping a real ass drainer can make your whole
> outlook on life better. I just got back from a two
> mile walk and I have a spring in my step. Now a
> nice healthy salad for lunch followed by a short
> nap. Wish I could say my bowels treated me this
> well every day.

Is your plunger industrial sized as well? Glad you are able to hike!

be good onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Freud Onioin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ^ Exhibit 1.a.001
> > >
> > > Please enter into evidence this post
> indicating
> > > patient's need to relate to and fixate on
> solid
> > > waste elimination.
> > >
> > > Analysis: subject 'green onion'
> > presenting
> > > as OCD/unresolved Anal Stage*
> > >
> > > *
> > > The Anal Stage
> > >
> > > At one and one-half years, the child enters
> the
> > > anal stage. With the advent of toilet
> training
> > > comes the child's obsession with the
> erogenous
> > > zone of the anus and with the retention or
> > > expulsion of the feces. This represents a
> > classic
> > > conflict between the id, which derives
> pleasure
> > > from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego
> > and
> > > superego, which represent the practical and
> > > societal pressures to control the bodily
> > > functions.
> > >
> > > The child meets the conflict between the
> > parent's
> > > demands and the child's desires and physical
> > > capabilities in one of two ways: Either he
> puts
> > up
> > > a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child
> > who
> > > wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting
> > > maliciously, perhaps just before or just
> after
> > > being placed on the toilet. If the parents
> are
> > too
> > > lenient and the child manages to derive
> > pleasure
> > > and success from this expulsion, it will
> result
> > in
> > > the formation of an anal expulsive character.
> > This
> > > character is generally messy, disorganized,
> > > reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely,
> > > a child may opt to retain feces,
> thereby
> > > spiting his parents while enjoying the
> > pleasurable
> > > pressure of the built-up feces on his
> > intestine.
> > > If this tactic succeeds and the child is
> > > overindulged, he will develop into an anal
> > > retentive character.
> > >
> > > This character is neat, precise, orderly,
> > careful,
> > > stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous,
> and
> > > passive-aggressive. The resolution of the
> anal
> > > stage, proper toilet training, permanently
> > affects
> > > the individual propensities to possession and
> > > attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts
> > from
> > > one and one-half to two years.
> >
> >
> > Yes, Dr. Freud who had bowel problems.
> >
> > Also died from throat cancer while supporting
> > cigar smoking as therapeutic.
> >
> > Dead wrong as usual.
>
> ... tell us about your Mother...


First lets talk about your mother and your bowels, as you failed in Freudian fashion.

This is getting a bit personal. We all know there's been heated rhetoric before, but I think best all sides breathe a few.

I'm hungry. Who would like to shit in my mouth?

Who wants to join Gluttony of Bowels and me tonight, taking stinky ass shits at the Burke Target? We want back to school moms endure the wrath! Join us at 6 pm. Eat nasty foods to make it a success!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> I'm hungry. Who would like to shit in my mouth?

(Fake green onion)

You are a total dick.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This morning about 2am I woke up and ran to the
> > bathroom and dropped the biggest load I have
> > dropped in months. A plunger was needed! Funny
> how
> > dropping a real ass drainer can make your whole
> > outlook on life better. I just got back from a
> two
> > mile walk and I have a spring in my step. Now a
> > nice healthy salad for lunch followed by a
> short
> > nap. Wish I could say my bowels treated me this
> > well every day.
>
> Is your plunger industrial sized as well? Glad you
> are able to hike!


Plungemax is awesome. Works great and NO backsplash!
Attachments:

Good weather keepz customerz away. Out on Fairfax Boulevard spinning signs in ripped up tighty whitiez. No one wantz my signature oil changez. Got lubez dirty ragz and am open for buzinezz

Nervous already anxious really. About going to work tomorrow. Have a eight hour meeting.

Anyone rolling to Burke Target?

Gluttony of Bowels Wrote:
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> Anyone rolling to Burke Target?


I'll be in the 3rd stall. Come shit in my mouth. See you soon.

To those of you struggling, know this, you have unresolved Anal Stage development. You focus on and exaggerate the importance of the act of elimination. You need to consider this part of the problem and solution. Occupy yourself with healthy foods and activities, avoid worrying or thinking about crapping. When you go, you go. Then be done with it.

also lose weight, drink water, avoid alcohol and excessive caffeine. Avoid posting dumb shit on forums like this one.

once twice three times a turdy Wrote:
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> To those of you struggling, know this, you have
> unresolved Anal Stage development. You focus on
> and exaggerate the importance of the act of
> elimination. You need to consider this part of
> the problem and solution. Occupy yourself with
> healthy foods and activities, avoid worrying or
> thinking about crapping. When you go, you go.
> Then be done with it.
>
> also lose weight, drink water, avoid alcohol and
> excessive caffeine. Avoid posting dumb shit on
> forums like this one.

Oh wow, copying and pasting. You are such a genius. Now lets talk about your mom and her bowels and yes the gigantic brown mess that ran out=you.

You don't think about your bowels, because until they cause you immense pain, its like riding a bike for you. And then because you are so miserable, you run over people with a serious health condition, to make yourself feel better about your sorry self.

There are a lot of jerks here. Yet it will not deter me, as I feel the support from those who are in a similar path. I would not wish IBS on a worst enemy.

Home with ice packz on bowelz. Teethz protector still on teethz. Make good moneyz today but sore buttockz. Drink good beerz. Heinekenz.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> once twice three times a turdy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To those of you struggling, know this, you have
> > unresolved Anal Stage development. You focus
> on
> > and exaggerate the importance of the act of
> > elimination. You need to consider this part of
> > the problem and solution. Occupy yourself with
> > healthy foods and activities, avoid worrying or
> > thinking about crapping. When you go, you go.
> > Then be done with it.
> >
> > also lose weight, drink water, avoid alcohol
> and
> > excessive caffeine. Avoid posting dumb shit on
> > forums like this one.
>
> Oh wow, copying and pasting. You are such a
> genius. Now lets talk about your mom and her
> bowels and yes the gigantic brown mess that ran
> out=you.
>
> You don't think about your bowels, because until
> they cause you immense pain, its like riding a
> bike for you. And then because you are so
> miserable, you run over people with a serious
> health condition, to make yourself feel better
> about your sorry self.


you mad bro?

red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Home with ice packz on bowelz. Teethz protector
> still on teethz. Make good moneyz today but sore
> buttockz. Drink good beerz. Heinekenz.


Teethz protector



lolz

calming onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > once twice three times a turdy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To those of you struggling, know this, you
> have
> > > unresolved Anal Stage development. You focus
> > on
> > > and exaggerate the importance of the act of
> > > elimination. You need to consider this part
> of
> > > the problem and solution. Occupy yourself
> with
> > > healthy foods and activities, avoid worrying
> or
> > > thinking about crapping. When you go, you go.
>
> > > Then be done with it.
> > >
> > > also lose weight, drink water, avoid alcohol
> > and
> > > excessive caffeine. Avoid posting dumb shit
> on
> > > forums like this one.
> >
> > Oh wow, copying and pasting. You are such a
> > genius. Now lets talk about your mom and her
> > bowels and yes the gigantic brown mess that ran
> > out=you.
> >
> > You don't think about your bowels, because
> until
> > they cause you immense pain, its like riding a
> > bike for you. And then because you are so
> > miserable, you run over people with a serious
> > health condition, to make yourself feel better
> > about your sorry self.
>
>
> you mad bro?


Pointing out inequality.

Don't take metro at the Tyson Corner silver line stunk up train. Need bathrooms!

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Don't take metro at the Tyson Corner silver line
> stunk up train. Need bathrooms!


Gross!

Spinnin signz. Sore bowelz many signature changez. Got nice chairz place bottom on. Got moneyz for beerz. You work hard with ragz in teethz you get moneyz.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Spinnin signz. Sore bowelz many signature changez.
> Got nice chairz place bottom on. Got moneyz for
> beerz. You work hard with ragz in teethz you get
> moneyz.


How cute control button plus C and V to copy and paste.

You have lots of free time to impersonate others. How about being your miserable self instead?

wait, how many green onions are there? If one of you is upset about it register a name - are you the same half-wit going by red onion and unable to figure out how to register?

Ate at Chevys for lunch. My poor bowels!

Detective Onion Wrote:
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> wait, how many green onions are there? If one of
> you is upset about it register a name - are you
> the same half-wit going by red onion and unable to
> figure out how to register?


People imitating me are simply divisive jealous assholes, that would rob their own mothers. Complete losers and if this psychopath wants to imitate me fine, but karma is real and one day his lower intestine will burst.

I don't care about registering. There's more important business, such as bowel health, food discussion, and outreach for others with bowel related health woes.

And we don't discriminate either. Whether you have great or poor bowels, everyone is welcome at the table.

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate at Chevys for lunch. My poor bowels!


I believe that's Mexican food. My hope is Julio cooked it properly as food from that crime ridden country can be a pain in the ass.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Detective Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wait, how many green onions are there? If one
> of
> > you is upset about it register a name - are you
> > the same half-wit going by red onion and unable
> to
> > figure out how to register?
>
>
> People imitating me are simply divisive jealous
> assholes, that would rob their own mothers.
> Complete losers and if this psychopath wants to
> imitate me fine, but karma is real and one day his
> lower intestine will burst.
>
> I don't care about registering. There's more
> important business, such as bowel health, food
> discussion, and outreach for others with bowel
> related health woes.
>
> And we don't discriminate either. Whether you have
> great or poor bowels, everyone is welcome at the
> table.


I have great bowels and think 90% of you complaining have mental health issues. Thanks for welcoming me to the table and dont forget to exercise daily, lose weight and eat whole fresh foods and never processed food or more than a few servings of meat a week.

Seat at The Table Onioni Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
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> > Detective Onion Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > wait, how many green onions are there? If
> one
> > of
> > > you is upset about it register a name - are
> you
> > > the same half-wit going by red onion and
> unable
> > to
> > > figure out how to register?
> >
> >
> > People imitating me are simply divisive jealous
> > assholes, that would rob their own mothers.
> > Complete losers and if this psychopath wants to
> > imitate me fine, but karma is real and one day
> his
> > lower intestine will burst.
> >
> > I don't care about registering. There's more
> > important business, such as bowel health, food
> > discussion, and outreach for others with bowel
> > related health woes.
> >
> > And we don't discriminate either. Whether you
> have
> > great or poor bowels, everyone is welcome at
> the
> > table.
>
>
> I have great bowels and think 90% of you
> complaining have mental health issues. Thanks for
> welcoming me to the table and dont forget to
> exercise daily, lose weight and eat whole fresh
> foods and never processed food or more than a few
> servings of meat a week.


That's super and how often do you or do not drop large objects through your colon? Mostly perfect stool sizes I take it.

A lot more gas today. Its uncomfortable and while having two bm's today I don't like the side effects. Pretty sure its as my physician said "metabolic shock." Happy to have lost two pounds too but still not sold on this.

Took off dayz. Time to heal cheekz. Internalz too. Can't sit on couchez. Go in tomorrow spinning signz selling bowelz. More beerz

If you want stinky farts/shits eat ground beef. Immediately after consuming the beef make smoothies of orange, blueberries, and raspberries.

The grease plus antioxidants=farting non stop with methane clouds.

Buford Tee Justice Wrote:
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> A lot more gas today. Its uncomfortable and while
> having two bm's today I don't like the side
> effects. Pretty sure its as my physician said
> "metabolic shock." Happy to have lost two pounds
> too but still not sold on this.


Welcome to the failed club of medical remedies Buford. I've been through a lot of doctors, all whom are probably less intelligent than some wetback drywall worker. Ask them at the 711 in Annandale what to do with your bowel woes, and they will offer better advice for less.

Now to drop off the Brown October.

You take my underwearz off. Green onion sodomizez my delicate partz. He gets more than oil changez. He getz my bowelz and spreads the shitz all over his nipplez.

This shit all is about
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Imy4 Wrote:
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> This shit all is about


That looks delicious!

That's obviously someone pretending to be GO. Nasty picture and a loser!

Avoid the silver line. Its their fault the metro cars don't have bathrooms!

Green Onion Wrote:
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> >
> > I have great bowels and think 90% of you
> > complaining have mental health issues. Thanks
> for
> > welcoming me to the table and dont forget to
> > exercise daily, lose weight and eat whole fresh
> > foods and never processed food or more than a
> few
> > servings of meat a week.
>
>
> That's super and how often do you or do not drop
> large objects through your colon? Mostly perfect
> stool sizes I take it.


My bowels are directly correlated to my mouth - I eat a lot I eliminate a lot. When I diet I eliminate very little - a small amount once a day. When I eat a lot like on vacation I poop 2-3 times a day. That is with a lot of high fiber fruit though. I get an hour of threshold exercise or more 6 days a week drink lots of water.

If it hurt me to eliminate or my poop was too loose or too hard Id modify my diet. Eating a lot less, or go to kale yogurt apple smoothies for breakfast then eat sparsely. writing down what you eat and weighing it is essential for weight loss and managing shitty bowels.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > >
> > > I have great bowels and think 90% of you
> > > complaining have mental health issues.
> Thanks
> > for
> > > welcoming me to the table and dont forget to
> > > exercise daily, lose weight and eat whole
> fresh
> > > foods and never processed food or more than a
> > few
> > > servings of meat a week.
> >
> >
> > That's super and how often do you or do not
> drop
> > large objects through your colon? Mostly
> perfect
> > stool sizes I take it.
>
>
> My bowels are directly correlated to my mouth - I
> eat a lot I eliminate a lot. When I diet I
> eliminate very little - a small amount once a day.
> When I eat a lot like on vacation I poop 2-3
> times a day. That is with a lot of high fiber
> fruit though. I get an hour of threshold exercise
> or more 6 days a week drink lots of water.
>
> If it hurt me to eliminate or my poop was too
> loose or too hard Id modify my diet. Eating a lot
> less, or go to kale yogurt apple smoothies for
> breakfast then eat sparsely. writing down what
> you eat and weighing it is essential for weight
> loss and managing shitty bowels.

I can help you. We can meet up and I will check your stool hardness personally. If it is too soft I will eat it with a spoon. If it is too hard I'll eat it off of a stick. I will let you know what to change in your diet based on the taste. You'll thank me later.

These rainz need to go away. No customerz no moneyz.

A bad day on the can here. Wish I could state retirement is wonderful, but that's simply not the case.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > >
> > > > I have great bowels and think 90% of you
> > > > complaining have mental health issues.
> > Thanks
> > > for
> > > > welcoming me to the table and dont forget
> to
> > > > exercise daily, lose weight and eat whole
> > fresh
> > > > foods and never processed food or more than
> a
> > > few
> > > > servings of meat a week.
> > >
> > >
> > > That's super and how often do you or do not
> > drop
> > > large objects through your colon? Mostly
> > perfect
> > > stool sizes I take it.
> >
> >
> > My bowels are directly correlated to my mouth -
> I
> > eat a lot I eliminate a lot. When I diet I
> > eliminate very little - a small amount once a
> day.
> > When I eat a lot like on vacation I poop 2-3
> > times a day. That is with a lot of high fiber
> > fruit though. I get an hour of threshold
> exercise
> > or more 6 days a week drink lots of water.
> >
> > If it hurt me to eliminate or my poop was too
> > loose or too hard Id modify my diet. Eating a
> lot
> > less, or go to kale yogurt apple smoothies for
> > breakfast then eat sparsely. writing down what
> > you eat and weighing it is essential for weight
> > loss and managing shitty bowels.
>
> I can help you. We can meet up and I will check
> your stool hardness personally. If it is too soft
> I will eat it with a spoon. If it is too hard I'll
> eat it off of a stick. I will let you know what to
> change in your diet based on the taste. You'll
> thank me later.

...would you be willing to wear a Trump shirt and MAGA hat? If so I might be willing to load up on spicy thai food and spray diarrhea-shit all over you. Would be filmed for Facebook posting tho.

Add cilantro to juicy chicken served with asparagus. Nothing more foul than this odor. A good idea is to drink coffee prior. Your farts will stink up not just the room but houses.

The boss paid my bowelz a visit. He figures customerz get he gets turnz too. On a plus note get extra 10 centz per hour. Over a yearz this should add up to tipz.

Ate biscuits and gravy. My poor bowels!

Last minute but Macys at Fair Oaks(main store) 8 pm.

Wish the gas would go away but the soft carrots do seem to help, along with salads with light vinigarette. Have an appointment tomorrow and will share any information.

Buford Tee Justice Wrote:
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> Wish the gas would go away but the soft carrots do
> seem to help, along with salads with light
> vinigarette. Have an appointment tomorrow and will
> share any information.


No one cares fucker!!!!!!

Black Underwear Wrote:
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> Buford Tee Justice Wrote:
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> > Wish the gas would go away but the soft carrots
> do
> > seem to help, along with salads with light
> > vinigarette. Have an appointment tomorrow and
> will
> > share any information.
>
>
> No one cares fucker!!!!!!


I might be recovering from an asshole Defcon one but many do care.

5 am guy was in numerous bathrooms. 5 am guy had whale music blaring with the lava lamp. 5 am guy finally was able to go to the bathroom. 5 am guy wishes all well.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> 5 am guy was in numerous bathrooms. 5 am guy had
> whale music blaring with the lava lamp. 5 am guy
> finally was able to go to the bathroom. 5 am guy
> wishes all well.


Maybe I should try biological for biological. My bowels and rear door look like a ripped up accordion. Will have to grout the floor tiles again unfortunately.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
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> > 5 am guy was in numerous bathrooms. 5 am guy
> had
> > whale music blaring with the lava lamp. 5 am
> guy
> > finally was able to go to the bathroom. 5 am
> guy
> > wishes all well.
>
>
> Maybe I should try biological for biological. My
> bowels and rear door look like a ripped up
> accordion. Will have to grout the floor tiles
> again unfortunately.


Biological, accordion, rear door.

What a bunch of nonsense.

Metro emailed me back, "no plans to implement bathrooms in rail cars at this time. We appreciate your letting us know of your concerns."

They don't care!

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> What a bunch of nonsense.
>
> Metro emailed me back, "no plans to implement
> bathrooms in rail cars at this time. We appreciate
> your letting us know of your concerns."
>
> They don't care!


I agree with you. Their insensitivity echoes what all of us have seen and felt.

Any lawyers here? I am convinced this falls under reasonable accommodations of the ADA law.

Sun rayz out. Wearing sunglassez and Underwearz. Spinning signz. More than oil changez here. Use your dipstickz. Give me few dollarz get beerz all dealz.

If you really want to fart, spend the night eating cabbage and Greek yogurt. Lots. As much as you can.

Then upon waking up lots of coffee. Don't eat anything as the digesting combo with the acidity of coffee will be a gas!

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> What a bunch of nonsense.
>
> Metro emailed me back, "no plans to implement
> bathrooms in rail cars at this time. We appreciate
> your letting us know of your concerns."
>
> They don't care!


I have an idea. Next time you ride on the Metro, let me know. You can just shit on me instead. I will eat it and rub it all over myself. We can consider it a subway fine art performance. I'll put my hat out for tips and we can split the difference.

What about Tippys

Indian food?

I ate mozzarella sticks. My poor bowels!

To the jerk or jerks imitating Green Onion and red onion grow up. There are other people/threads for you to screw with!

Miscavage Wrote:
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> To the jerk or jerks imitating Green Onion and red
> onion grow up. There are other people/threads for
> you to screw with!


Probably just a high school student.

Smuckers Uncrustables followed by cheese/bacon potato bites, chased with a carbonated beverage. Your farts will cause flies to die.

Yes it probably is a high school student Misc and DJ. Or a 40 year old living at home.

More later because I'm aggravated after visiting the doctor.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Yes it probably is a high school student Misc and
> DJ. Or a 40 year old living at home.
>
> More later because I'm aggravated after visiting
> the doctor.


Doctor, 40, visiting=code words.

@Imy you're a fool. This man and others here have a health condition. You do too. Get your head checked!

Tomorrow at Kmart at Annandale. Noon shit in on Latin community

Cleaveland Steamer

A cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on Green Onion's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" Green Onion using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

Outing Onion Wrote:
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> Cleaveland Steamer
>
> A cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on
> Green Onion's chest after some period of
> intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili
> dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step
> further by "titty fucking" Green Onion using the
> feces as lubricant.
>
> I dont have that much gumption; After I gave
> her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog
> her without laughing.


What the sam hell is wrong with you?

I understand there might be some talk about digestive results, but for the sick "Cleveland Steamer" person, may they find an exceptional in house mental health provider. Beyond disgusted and while I will defend your freedom of speech, including trying to lump me in this disgusting practice, you are literally nuts.

Today's doctor appointment was the usual sane old charade, getting shook down for money and Medicare stipends.

The nurses took my "vitals". As if I couldn't handle that myself. Forty five minutes of waiting. A doctor comes in with a light and uncomfortable instrument in my ass, and tells me to see him in three months.