sometimes I get a flashlight and mirror and play with my ass as the shit comes out. Fingers, pencils, pens and those little green plastic army men. mmmmmm that is good.

Thanks for this thread its a lifesaver...

Tonight at Bloomingdales at Tyson 1. Shit in! Eat nasty nose hair burning foods.

I do not like large bowel movements which cause bleeding. Its the straining that causes such and I'm tired of it.

I do not like eating portion controlled wholesome foods; I therefore have large bowel movements which cause bleeding. Its the straining that causes such and I'm tired of it (but too lazy to make the life changes to resolve my health issues).

Green Onion Wrote:
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> I do not like eating portion controlled wholesome
> foods; I therefore have large bowel movements
> which cause bleeding. Its the straining that
> causes such and I'm tired of it (but too lazy to
> make the life changes to resolve my health
> issues).


Fuck yourself slimeball!

10,000 posts about shit.

Well done!!

Congrats in Order Wrote:
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> 10,000 posts about shit.
>
> Well done!!


If you haven't noticed this is about bowels, and the foods that rip our colons apart. But yes, in honor of Brown Onion who's genius and legacy lives on, we have come a long ways in our education and community awareness.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I do not like eating portion controlled
> wholesome
> > foods; I therefore have large bowel movements
> > which cause bleeding. Its the straining that
> > causes such and I'm tired of it (but too lazy
> to
> > make the life changes to resolve my health
> > issues).
>
>
> Fuck yourself slimeball!

Truth hurts I get it. lose some weight you will feel better.

Every morning I have Hardee's biscuits and gravy.

Going to shake the signz. Got to make moneyz for beerz. You get fucked you get tipz.

Denny's grand slam special this morning. For exercise I parked at the 2nd closest Handicapped space to get a good 20 foot walk/workout. Got a little winded. Got handicap tags by paying Dr. to claim I needed them. Probably do given how out of shape I am. At 40 yrs I have no diagnosed issues but I do think exercise is a hassle.

Think Ill stop on the way home to pick up a dozen liters of diet coke and Mr. Pibb and some Cheetos, Utz BBQ chips and a sheet cake.

My bowels betray me often but for no reason - life is unfair and I have no idea what to do. Mom says I need a job but no one will give me the $85/hr. I am worth.

going to lunch at 11:15, triple whopper with cheese extra mayo no lettuce, two large onion rings and a oreo shake. This meal is great for digestion.

I am starving. I'm gonna go cruise the restroom stalls for unflushed turds. Its fun, almost like fishing. Who wants to join me?

Sometimes I wait to flush my dirt so that I can come back and add another layer. This thread is very helpful.

So I decided to take some of the advise given here and add exercise to my week. Today after work I decided to take my bike to the grocery for some light shopping. The Gaint is 1 mile from my house. Everything went well until my way back. I had to balance my bags on the handlebars. It worked fine till I got to the light then when starting up the bags shifted causing me to turn the bars and I fell. Skinned my palms and one knee and moved the bars so they were pointing sideways not straight.

Took me 15 min to figure out how to get them straight with the help of a guy commuting on his bike. By this time I had some major rumblings in my gut. Long story short is while cranking up a short hill about half mile from home I sharted. A lot. By the time I got home it ran down my legs got on the seat, pedals and in my right shoe.

IBS is a curse.

Just shit an Avocado pit. Fucking hurt like delivering a sandstone baby. sitz bath and advil before be is required.

You people are disgusting - thought this was about food.

morning coffee kicking in - this is going to be brutal. Better rosin up the towel rack

Stay at home Mom Wrote:
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> You people are disgusting - thought this was about
> food.


Can you not read? It is all about food! Would you like to come poop in my mouth? I'm hungry!

Robby_P Wrote:
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> So I decided to take some of the advise given here
> and add exercise to my week. Today after work I
> decided to take my bike to the grocery for some
> light shopping. The Gaint is 1 mile from my
> house. Everything went well until my way back. I
> had to balance my bags on the handlebars. It
> worked fine till I got to the light then when
> starting up the bags shifted causing me to turn
> the bars and I fell. Skinned my palms and one knee
> and moved the bars so they were pointing sideways
> not straight.
>
> Took me 15 min to figure out how to get them
> straight with the help of a guy commuting on his
> bike. By this time I had some major rumblings in
> my gut. Long story short is while cranking up a
> short hill about half mile from home I sharted. A
> lot. By the time I got home it ran down my legs
> got on the seat, pedals and in my right shoe.
>
> IBS is a curse.


congrats on the positive steps in your life - dont be discouraged. Bumps and spills (and leaks) will pay off in healthier bowels. Soon you will be riding squirt-free.

PS make sure to check the tightness on your handle bar bolts.

Had KFC. My poor bowels!

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Had KFC. My poor bowels!


Foods my bowels dont want include KFC and any fast food. Its high fat, high calorie, high sodium and low nutrient density. My precious bowels get little in return for grinding and digesting that lump of animal tissue, bread, salt and fat. I know this because eating these foods my bowels let me know right away they are not happy.

Stomach ache followed by gas followed by liquid shit from poorly handled fatty crappy food. So, well done diced - you fucked yourself on this one.

How mature more impersonating me.

How are your bowels?

You want to see signz? On Fairfax Boulevardz in underwearz. Want to be wearing no clothez but boss sayz police show up. People don't want to see my bowelz? To plunder and I get beerz!

This is embarrassing. There's shit everywhere.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is very unhappy because he has to attend a 2 day seminar at a local hotel conference room this week. 5am guy hates being awake in the middle of the day and 5am guy does not like training seminars. This is going to cause bowel problems for 5am guy.
5am guy would like to wish the very best to all the serious posters on this thread.

red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> You want to see signz? On Fairfax Boulevardz in
> underwearz. Want to be wearing no clothez but boss
> sayz police show up. People don't want to see my
> bowelz? To plunder and I get beerz!


'This bard reminds us all what it is to be human...'

NYT Critic review red onion spinning signz series.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is very
> unhappy because he has to attend a 2 day seminar
> at a local hotel conference room this week. 5am
> guy hates being awake in the middle of the day and
> 5am guy does not like training seminars. This is
> going to cause bowel problems for 5am guy.
> 5am guy would like to wish the very best to all
> the serious posters on this thread.


5 am this is a direct interference with your bowels and your life. Your workplace does not sound ADA compliant.

I hope your bowels survive such rudeness and a lack of humanity. Wish you well but going to drop a rather large space rock this morning.

rectal prolapse is no joke thank god for bidets

Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn Express Dundalk Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room and carpet clean-up and repair' after our last outing. They claim the carpet was 'soiled with what appeared to be animal waste' and that 'our rooms forbid pets of any kind.' I didnt bother telling them the stains were from Ronnie slipping off the drop cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are always advised on wet and slippery plastic sheets.

Anyway that will eat up our discretionary funding and reserve for the next couple of months so no meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all the BIB's see you around Halloween.

Boss letz me work at cash registerz. No oil changez today but still get tipz. Half of moneyz to store half moneyz to me. In underwearz and shirt with name on it. Tonight good beerz.

red, does the boss let you go to the bayz to earn extra tipz from bending bowelz when you are on the register?

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn Express Dundalk
> Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room and carpet
> clean-up and repair' after our last outing. They
> claim the carpet was 'soiled with what appeared to
> be animal waste' and that 'our rooms forbid pets
> of any kind.' I didnt bother telling them the
> stains were from Ronnie slipping off the drop
> cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are always advised
> on wet and slippery plastic sheets.
>
> Anyway that will eat up our discretionary funding
> and reserve for the next couple of months so no
> meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all the BIB's
> see you around Halloween.

uh, what the hell is this all about?!?

jcc Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn Express
> Dundalk
> > Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room and
> carpet
> > clean-up and repair' after our last outing.
> They
> > claim the carpet was 'soiled with what appeared
> to
> > be animal waste' and that 'our rooms forbid
> pets
> > of any kind.' I didnt bother telling them the
> > stains were from Ronnie slipping off the drop
> > cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are always
> advised
> > on wet and slippery plastic sheets.
> >
> > Anyway that will eat up our discretionary
> funding
> > and reserve for the next couple of months so no
> > meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all the BIB's
>
> > see you around Halloween.
>
> uh, what the hell is this all about?!?

Scat Fetish bro - some of these freaks meet-up to play with their poo. They get off on it. Read the posts you will see some disgusting stuff by sickos. The 'onion' guy is one of them.

I hate hemorrhoids. When you see a toilet bowl full of red and awkward shaped craps it sucks.

Stuart Wrote:
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> jcc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn Express
> > Dundalk
> > > Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room and
> > carpet
> > > clean-up and repair' after our last outing.
> > They
> > > claim the carpet was 'soiled with what
> appeared
> > to
> > > be animal waste' and that 'our rooms forbid
> > pets
> > > of any kind.' I didnt bother telling them
> the
> > > stains were from Ronnie slipping off the drop
> > > cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are always
> > advised
> > > on wet and slippery plastic sheets.
> > >
> > > Anyway that will eat up our discretionary
> > funding
> > > and reserve for the next couple of months so
> no
> > > meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all the
> BIB's
> >
> > > see you around Halloween.
> >
> > uh, what the hell is this all about?!?
>
> Scat Fetish bro - some of these freaks meet-up to
> play with their poo. They get off on it. Read
> the posts you will see some disgusting stuff by
> sickos. The 'onion' guy is one of them.

The only one who gets off on scat is the impersonator of me and red onion, who was a valuable contributor.

This thread in memory of brown onion, is about bowel ailments and foods that might decrease the punishment.

Its ok GO. And to others who do suffer. These nincapoops are generating you awareness. Let them bitch cry and be the little dick toads they are.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> Stuart Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jcc Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn Express
> > > Dundalk
> > > > Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room and
> > > carpet
> > > > clean-up and repair' after our last outing.
>
> > > They
> > > > claim the carpet was 'soiled with what
> > appeared
> > > to
> > > > be animal waste' and that 'our rooms forbid
> > > pets
> > > > of any kind.' I didnt bother telling them
> > the
> > > > stains were from Ronnie slipping off the
> drop
> > > > cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are always
> > > advised
> > > > on wet and slippery plastic sheets.
> > > >
> > > > Anyway that will eat up our discretionary
> > > funding
> > > > and reserve for the next couple of months
> so
> > no
> > > > meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all the
> > BIB's
> > >
> > > > see you around Halloween.
> > >
> > > uh, what the hell is this all about?!?
> >
> > Scat Fetish bro - some of these freaks meet-up
> to
> > play with their poo. They get off on it. Read
> > the posts you will see some disgusting stuff by
> > sickos. The 'onion' guy is one of them.
>
> The only one who gets off on scat is the
> impersonator of me and red onion, who was a
> valuable contributor.
>
> This thread in memory of brown onion, is about
> bowel ailments and foods that might decrease the
> punishment.


Bullshit. You guys never talk about "foods that might decrease the
> punishment." - show me a single post from you in the last month suggesting food that helps. You and the rest talk about how big your shits are and how much they hurt and how the disgusting food you eat makes you poo more.

At least be honest about what you are doing - talking about your poo coming out like a child.

show me a single post Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Stuart Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > jcc Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn Express
> > > > Dundalk
> > > > > Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room and
> > > > carpet
> > > > > clean-up and repair' after our last
> outing.
> >
> > > > They
> > > > > claim the carpet was 'soiled with what
> > > appeared
> > > > to
> > > > > be animal waste' and that 'our rooms
> forbid
> > > > pets
> > > > > of any kind.' I didnt bother telling
> them
> > > the
> > > > > stains were from Ronnie slipping off the
> > drop
> > > > > cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are always
> > > > advised
> > > > > on wet and slippery plastic sheets.
> > > > >
> > > > > Anyway that will eat up our discretionary
> > > > funding
> > > > > and reserve for the next couple of months
> > so
> > > no
> > > > > meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all
> the
> > > BIB's
> > > >
> > > > > see you around Halloween.
> > > >
> > > > uh, what the hell is this all about?!?
> > >
> > > Scat Fetish bro - some of these freaks
> meet-up
> > to
> > > play with their poo. They get off on it.
> Read
> > > the posts you will see some disgusting stuff
> by
> > > sickos. The 'onion' guy is one of them.
> >
> > The only one who gets off on scat is the
> > impersonator of me and red onion, who was a
> > valuable contributor.
> >
> > This thread in memory of brown onion, is about
> > bowel ailments and foods that might decrease
> the
> > punishment.
>
>
> Bullshit. You guys never talk about "foods that
> might decrease the
> > punishment." - show me a single post from you in
> the last month suggesting food that helps. You
> and the rest talk about how big your shits are and
> how much they hurt and how the disgusting food you
> eat makes you poo more.
>
> At least be honest about what you are doing -
> talking about your poo coming out like a child.

Its you who are the fool. First for countless hours, rants and raves, trying to intimidate and or decrease other Americans freedom of speech. This is the United States, so if you want to act like a Russian douchebag, there are flights to Moscow daily.

We have discussed everything from fruits, vegetables, flax seed, and yes some people do eat unhealthy. Its a free country so their choice, and continue to assert your superiority by being a continued asshole, which shows how miserable you are. By the way when you go upstairs to get food out of the fridge, sorry I plowed through your mom and she can't bake cookies for you.

Got tipz from cash registerz. Like to wear work shirtz and underwearz. Show off the goodz. Got a twelve pack of Budweiserz without sore ass cheekz.

red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Got tipz from cash registerz. Like to wear work
> shirtz and underwearz. Show off the goodz. Got a
> twelve pack of Budweiserz without sore ass cheekz.


Real red onion needs to return!

Want to cart something nasty? Try beans mixed with pineapples. This leads to some of the most stank ass farts I've had ever, and coffee speeds it up

Green Onion Wrote:
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> show me a single post Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Stuart Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > jcc Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Green Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Bit of bad news - the Holiday Inn
> Express
> > > > > Dundalk
> > > > > > Md is charging us $1,248.33 for 'room
> and
> > > > > carpet
> > > > > > clean-up and repair' after our last
> > outing.
> > >
> > > > > They
> > > > > > claim the carpet was 'soiled with what
> > > > appeared
> > > > > to
> > > > > > be animal waste' and that 'our rooms
> > forbid
> > > > > pets
> > > > > > of any kind.' I didnt bother telling
> > them
> > > > the
> > > > > > stains were from Ronnie slipping off
> the
> > > drop
> > > > > > cloth mid quiver. Deck shoes are
> always
> > > > > advised
> > > > > > on wet and slippery plastic sheets.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anyway that will eat up our
> discretionary
> > > > > funding
> > > > > > and reserve for the next couple of
> months
> > > so
> > > > no
> > > > > > meet-ups till the Fall. Thanks to all
> > the
> > > > BIB's
> > > > >
> > > > > > see you around Halloween.
> > > > >
> > > > > uh, what the hell is this all about?!?
> > > >
> > > > Scat Fetish bro - some of these freaks
> > meet-up
> > > to
> > > > play with their poo. They get off on it.
> > Read
> > > > the posts you will see some disgusting
> stuff
> > by
> > > > sickos. The 'onion' guy is one of them.
> > >
> > > The only one who gets off on scat is the
> > > impersonator of me and red onion, who was a
> > > valuable contributor.
> > >
> > > This thread in memory of brown onion, is
> about
> > > bowel ailments and foods that might decrease
> > the
> > > punishment.
> >
> >
> > Bullshit. You guys never talk about "foods
> that
> > might decrease the
> > > punishment." - show me a single post from you
> in
> > the last month suggesting food that helps. You
> > and the rest talk about how big your shits are
> and
> > how much they hurt and how the disgusting food
> you
> > eat makes you poo more.
> >
> > At least be honest about what you are doing -
> > talking about your poo coming out like a child.
>
> Its you who are the fool. First for countless
> hours, rants and raves, trying to intimidate and
> or decrease other Americans freedom of speech.
> This is the United States, so if you want to act
> like a Russian douchebag, there are flights to
> Moscow daily.
>
> We have discussed everything from fruits,
> vegetables, flax seed, and yes some people do eat
> unhealthy. Its a free country so their choice, and
> continue to assert your superiority by being a
> continued asshole, which shows how miserable you
> are. By the way when you go upstairs to get food
> out of the fridge, sorry I plowed through your mom
> and she can't bake cookies for you.


You sound mad - how are your bowels? Also noted you couldnt find a single quote from yourself recommending 'foods that might decrease' bowel suffering. All you ever talk about is how big your poo is.

Well, the kids have been moving back into the dorms here at JMU, all 21.000 of them. Many of the freshmen will be having a hard time adjusting to the semi-private toilet facilities in the dorms. For most of these kids it's just a minor adjustment but for others it leads to bowel problems. Fortunately the school has programs to help these kids but some are too embarrassed to seek that help.
Our former leader "Brown Onion" often said that most of us feel uncomfortable or embarrassed when we discuss bowels and that should not be the case. Brown was an advocate for free,honest and open communication about bowels. I miss my friend Brown Onion and think of him often.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, the kids have been moving back into the
> dorms here at JMU, all 21.000 of them. Many of the
> freshmen will be having a hard time adjusting to
> the semi-private toilet facilities in the dorms.
> For most of these kids it's just a minor
> adjustment but for others it leads to bowel
> problems. Fortunately the school has programs to
> help these kids but some are too embarrassed to
> seek that help.
> Our former leader "Brown Onion" often said that
> most of us feel uncomfortable or embarrassed when
> we discuss bowels and that should not be the case.
> Brown was an advocate for free,honest and open
> communication about bowels. I miss my friend Brown
> Onion and think of him often.

He is missed and his legacy lives on. I hope his bowels are perfect in Heaven!

That means a lot that young people can discuss their bowels in a non judgemental place. Its not easy especially when well you've seen the aggression towards us.

These carz lining up. They honk their hornz. We don't open doorz yet. Wearing only underwearz. Going to make moneyz.

Ate moons over my hammy. My poor bowels!

Well, first day of school is tomorrow! I have a sick feeling in my tummy and had diarrhea last night. My Mom and Dad refuse to let me pack a lunch so I have to eat the crappy lunch-lady food every day. I have to ride the bus to school and my friends call the bus a "Loser Cruiser" they laugh at me for riding the loser cruiser. That makes me feel sick too.
Being a kid is not easy.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, the kids have been moving back into the
> dorms here at JMU, all 21.000 of them. Many of the
> freshmen will be having a hard time adjusting to
> the semi-private toilet facilities in the dorms.
> For most of these kids it's just a minor
> adjustment but for others it leads to bowel
> problems. Fortunately the school has programs to
> help these kids but some are too embarrassed to
> seek that help.
> Our former leader "Brown Onion" often said that
> most of us feel uncomfortable or embarrassed when
> we discuss bowels and that should not be the case.
> Brown was an advocate for free,honest and open
> communication about bowels. I miss my friend Brown
> Onion and think of him often.


Yes because taking a dump is traumatic - please. Brown was funny and more entertaining than Green Onion. I liked some posts because he joked about poo more than complaining. In the end he was a lazy racist though and died from a lifetime of neglect and poor hygiene. Hopefully this will serve as a cautionary tale for the rest of us. Eat well, exercise a lot every day and be kind and tolerant towards your fellow man or you too will be more likely to die from heart disease and be remembered for your unkindness.

I have nobody's shit to eat today. So I ate my own shit instead. Tasted like shit but I'm not hungry anymore.

Green Onion Wrote:
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> I have nobody's shit to eat today. So I ate my own
> shit instead. Tasted like shit but I'm not hungry
> anymore.


oh my God that is disgusting - what is wrong with you?

how does this thread manage to survive - weird shit here.

Nina Wrote:
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> Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have nobody's shit to eat today. So I ate my
> own
> > shit instead. Tasted like shit but I'm not
> hungry
> > anymore.
>
>
> oh my God that is disgusting - what is wrong with
> you?

It's what is wrong with the person impersonating me and other regular or irregular contributors

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, first day of school is tomorrow! I have a
> sick feeling in my tummy and had diarrhea last
> night. My Mom and Dad refuse to let me pack a
> lunch so I have to eat the crappy lunch-lady food
> every day. I have to ride the bus to school and my
> friends call the bus a "Loser Cruiser" they laugh
> at me for riding the loser cruiser. That makes me
> feel sick too.
> Being a kid is not easy.


Even more so with a dad who deprives you of oxygen and a mother who sounds indifferent.

Riding with the darkies and beaners, best bet is keep your wallet in your front pocket. Good luck this year as my bowels and the bowels of many wish you success!

Some people say its gross, but I eat mine spread on toast...diarrhea.

when I was a kid my dog almost died shitting blood. Vet fixed it tho

dog pooo Wrote:
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> when I was a kid my dog almost died shitting
> blood. Vet fixed it tho

Was it disemboweled somehow?

Got signz out been busy getting butt thrustedz. Make good moneyz have enough spermz in rearz to be milk man or impregnate womenz drink beerz its part of jobz

A bowl full of bloody red everywhere. Looks like a horror flick!

Want to foul up a house?

Try chorizo with cabbage. My experience today was a huge success. Im proud of my work.

I like tomato and bacon on an onion roll with plenty of mayo and pickle wedges on the side.

Red bowl Wrote:
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> A bowl full of bloody red everywhere. Looks like a
> horror flick!


Make an appt to see a Dr. this week - could be serious. You want to check it now while you still can do something about it.

On a very rare instance I will eat crappy food that tastes good - today was one of those days. Steak and Cheese from Jersey Mike's. Tasted ok, kind of like meat-candy. Went for a 25 mi. ride within the hour. No wonder you poor bastards complain - food like this is really bad for you. My body was shit-dry-heaving my whole ride. Like my body knew it had to expel this toxic shit but it wasnt far enough down the alimentary canal yet.

Between reflux and farting my body clearly wants this food out asap. I dont usually eat red meat and never this type. Which leads me to what this thread is 'supposed' to be about. DONT EAT SHITTY FOOD like fast food steak and cheese. It causes anyone, no everyone over 30 to have problems.

Use your goddam brain and eat wholesome foods and exercise every day.

mmmmmmm, chicken

Steak and Cheese Onion Wrote:
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> On a very rare instance I will eat crappy food
> that tastes good - today was one of those days.
> Steak and Cheese from Jersey Mike's. Tasted ok,
> kind of like meat-candy. Went for a 25 mi. ride
> within the hour. No wonder you poor bastards
> complain - food like this is really bad for you.
> My body was shit-dry-heaving my whole ride. Like
> my body knew it had to expel this toxic shit but
> it wasnt far enough down the alimentary canal yet.
>
>
> Between reflux and farting my body clearly wants
> this food out asap. I dont usually eat red meat
> and never this type. Which leads me to what this
> thread is 'supposed' to be about. DONT EAT SHITTY
> FOOD like fast food steak and cheese. It causes
> anyone, no everyone over 30 to have problems.
>
> Use your goddam brain and eat wholesome foods and
> exercise every
> day.


You are taking life WAY too seriously fuckstick.

You are born and later you die. Have a good time and avoid the nursing home.

william crapper Wrote:
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> > Use your goddam brain and eat wholesome foods
> and
> > exercise every
> >
> day.
>
>
> You are taking life WAY too seriously fuckstick.
>
> You are born and later you die. Have a good time
> and avoid the nursing home.

In between birth and death you live. Shitting my brains out and crying about it here is not my idea of a good time. That is why I eat well and exercise -that makes me happy and healthy.

Otherwise Id have to install one of these

Pour some in a cup. I'll gladly drink it up...Diarrhea.

Yes we are all born live die. But I want help for your bowels and mine.

The gif's are a nice touch - well done. Is that you doing that red onion impersonator?

By the way steak and cheese passed and Im back to healthy diet no more ass-dry-heaves.

Pretty offensive stuff posted here - I reported it to the webmaster. Looks like high school kids making fun of people with physical disabilities. Not good people not good.

Michael B Wrote:
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> Pretty offensive stuff posted here - I reported it
> to the webmaster. Looks like high school kids
> making fun of people with physical disabilities.
> Not good people not good.


How are your bowels? Would you like to poop on my chest?

Green Onion poster what in God's good name is wrong with you. Are you a teen high on marijuana? I told you I reported this and the webmaster has your internet information.

Serious Onion Wrote:
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> william crapper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > > Use your goddam brain and eat wholesome foods
> > and
> > > exercise every
> > >
> >
> day.
> >
> >
> > You are taking life WAY too seriously
> fuckstick.
> >
> > You are born and later you die. Have a good
> time
> > and avoid the nursing home.
>
> In between birth and death you live. Shitting my
> brains out and crying about it here is not my idea
> of a good time. That is why I eat well and
> exercise -that makes me happy and healthy.
>
> Otherwise Id have to install one of these
>
If you are so healthy and happy why waste your time here crying about how others live?

Hi all, 5am guy checking in early today. 5am guy will be going to a training seminar this week which means 5am guy has to be awake during the day. This is going to really mess 5am guy up bad. 5am guy does not want to attend the seminar but 5am guys boss says he has to go.

5am guy wishes all the brothers in bowel all the best!

The school lunch yesterday did not go well. I got a spicy chicken wrap, baby carrots and capri sun suck sack. I was ready to shit myself on the bus yesterday and just barely made it to the toilet when I got home.
Today I will try the turkey dog with canned fruit and tater tempation tots. We will see how that goes. Maybe if I brown stain my underware enough my Mom will let me buy food on the weekend and pack my own lunches.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in early today. 5am guy
> will be going to a training seminar this week
> which means 5am guy has to be awake during the
> day. This is going to really mess 5am guy up bad.
> 5am guy does not want to attend the seminar but
> 5am guys boss says he has to go.
>
> 5am guy wishes all the brothers in bowel all the
> best!

5am guy sorry to hear about your schedule disruption. If a lower quality facility you may wish to bring quality toilet tissue or baby wipes - nothing aggravates seminar attentiveness more than a sore anus. God's speed and my he richly reward your bowels.

Sometimes my butt leaks. I change clothes after work and find brown stains in my fruit of the loom's. Then I have to take a shower because it grosses me out. Seems that the older I get the more my butt leaks.

Minced onion Wrote:
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> Sometimes my butt leaks. I change clothes after
> work and find brown stains in my fruit of the
> loom's. Then I have to take a shower because it
> grosses me out. Seems that the older I get the
> more my butt leaks.

Switch to dark colors my BIB

Pre workout I unloaded a metric ton of poo. Thank god the gym has quality tissue.

I am on the can at 4 am all because of the cracker barrel. First off I was the only person in cracker barrell under the age of 55. My uncle wanted to meet me there so I went. Cracker barrel is the enemy of bowels everywhere. Going to cracker barrell is like volunteering for disease.
It's like you are driving down the road and you see a fuckin cracker barrel and you say to yourself "Hey that place looks good, I think I will stop there and get a big plate of greasy food smothered in some heavy sauces with some bread dripping with some soft greasy butter and then I can stay up most of the night shitting till my anus swells and bleeds"

Go ahead, have some Maple Pecan Fried Chicken - Three pieces of fried chicken covered with a maple mustard sauce and savory southern pecan topping. Also included is a choice of two country sides, made-from-scratch buttermilk biscuits or corn muffins, and butter!
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> I am on the can at 4 am all because of the cracker
> barrel. First off I was the only person in cracker
> barrell under the age of 55. My uncle wanted to
> meet me there so I went. Cracker barrel is the
> enemy of bowels everywhere. Going to cracker
> barrell is like volunteering for disease.
> It's like you are driving down the road and you
> see a fuckin cracker barrel and you say to
> yourself "Hey that place looks good, I think I
> will stop there and get a big plate of greasy food
> smothered in some heavy sauces with some bread
> dripping with some soft greasy butter and then I
> can stay up most of the night shitting till my
> anus swells and bleeds"
>
> Go ahead, have some Maple Pecan Fried Chicken -
> Three pieces of fried chicken covered with a maple
> mustard sauce and savory southern pecan topping.
> Also included is a choice of two country sides,
> made-from-scratch buttermilk biscuits or corn
> muffins, and butter!

My problem with Cracker Barrel is I only see them on road trips - no way Im filling my bowels like that on a road trip. Imagine the strain of your digestive system trying to process that grease and flour and factory farmed shit-chicken while in a sitting position for hours never getting up to stretch or stand up. Might as well swallow condoms filled with rocks, sand and clay.

I hope your heart doesnt fill up with plaque right away. Try to foster a crippling addiction to alcohol to keep your arteries clear.

Just had a fifty-car pile-up in my toilet. Came in waves like accidents happen on black ice. First one set, you think its over then again and again and again. Flush as you go and hope you have your phone for playing games during the wreckage .

Today I had spaghetti and meatless meatballs for lunch. Finished with some cookies. Like a lead balloon in my stomach.

All quiet on the bowel front this morning. Gonna eat less today I hope - am tired of freight trains coming out my ass...

Sheetz 6 inch subs are only 2 bucks. They are tasty and bowel friendly.

Onion, pickle and extra mayo Wrote:
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> Sheetz 6 inch subs are only 2 bucks. They are
> tasty and bowel friendly.

I find it hard to believe meat from a gas station is bowel friendly. + =

My colon feels like a basketball ready to unload ball bearings

Spinning signz got lubez on specialz here. Cheap underwearz off get signature changez

Boiled onions with potatoes are good eating, real good,

I love home made shit loaf with mashed potatoes and diarrhea gravy.

My Mom says she will take me to Aldi tomorrow and let me buy lunch food to pack next week at school but I can't spend more than 20 dollars. Next week is only 4 school days because of the holiday so 5 bucks per day. I would appreciate any suggestions. I have to get drinks too.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom says she will take me to Aldi tomorrow and
> let me buy lunch food to pack next week at school
> but I can't spend more than 20 dollars. Next week
> is only 4 school days because of the holiday so 5
> bucks per day. I would appreciate any suggestions.
> I have to get drinks too.


That is great spring onion. You should be able to get some nice fruit and some rye or whole grain bread, maybe some sliced turkey. I see kids here at JMU eating lunchables and diet coke for lunch which is really bad. Many kids have to borrow money to attend college so I guess some can't afford the meal plan which can provide a very healthy diet depending on the choices you make at the dining halls.
The JMU food has done wonders for my bowels. I wish you the best of luck spring onion.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
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> > My Mom says she will take me to Aldi tomorrow
> and
> > let me buy lunch food to pack next week at
> school
> > but I can't spend more than 20 dollars. Next
> week
> > is only 4 school days because of the holiday so
> 5
> > bucks per day. I would appreciate any
> suggestions.
> > I have to get drinks too.
>
>
> That is great spring onion. You should be able to
> get some nice fruit and some rye or whole grain
> bread, maybe some sliced turkey. I see kids here
> at JMU eating lunchables and diet coke for lunch
> which is really bad. Many kids have to borrow
> money to attend college so I guess some can't
> afford the meal plan which can provide a very
> healthy diet depending on the choices you make at
> the dining halls.
> The JMU food has done wonders for my bowels. I
> wish you the best of luck spring onion.

Loaf of high quality baked bread $2.50
1lb sliced Turkey $7
1 bag Fuji or Gala apples $4.00
1 box 8 granola bars $4.00
1 jar peanut butter $3.00

Drink water - buy a container free from BPA. If you dont have a water filter at home buy one to keep in the fridge or attach to the faucet. The peanut butter will last a couple weeks so its an investment. If you are a Vegetarian substitute turkey with hummus and cheese. Personally I recommend using paper bags to hold food in - I dont go for marinating my foods in plastics like zip loc bags. You can find good silicon containers that are inert and wont transfer toxic chemicals to your food.

Enjoy your time and for the love of god avoid 'lunchables'

The security at the mall is upset with me. They have their blue gloves on as custodians clean up a mess.

Its too rainy for cooking out so,,,,,,,,,,
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Morning waffles and coffee on deck. Better make sure my phone is charged and towel rack is rosined up.

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> Its too rainy for cooking out so,,,,,,,,,,


Join us for a shit in at Burke Walmart. Labor on labor day weekend fouling it up

boneless chicken is a good meat.

boneless bone Wrote:
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> boneless chicken is a good meat.


Actually it is and I hope spring onion can get something decent for his bowels from the Aldi nazis.