If you want to foul up a house drink lots of cheap coffee on an empty stomach. Follow with brie cheese. A hideous tested combo!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Wow! I have just been catching up on my various
> blogs only to see that my great friend Brown Onion
> is still with us after all? I don't know what to
> say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is it
> REALLY you??


Sure its him if you believe:

1. User Brown Onion got sick

2. BO's brother, a lawyer got hold of the account - no explanation how he got the password or even knew about it.

3. Posing as BO's sister the lawyer brother made up elaborate stories about the death, funeral services, grieving, kind messages from users here - this went on for weeks.

4. BO's brother would actually make up stories about his own brother's death on a forum while in fact his brother was so sick he could not use a computer.

5. The account went dark from May until a week ago (~4 months) when BO miraculously re-appears stating only his 'asshole brother' took the account.

6. There is no explanation of what the actual nature of illness was or why the account would go dark for so long.

7. His brother, is so malicious that he did all of the above but then suddenly allowed BO to regain access to the password and account?

OR

A new user is logging in under the account.


Use Occam's razor

Occam's razor Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow! I have just been catching up on my various
> > blogs only to see that my great friend Brown
> Onion
> > is still with us after all? I don't know what
> to
> > say just now, I am in shock. Brown onion is it
> > REALLY you??
>
>
> Sure its him if you believe:
>
> 1. User Brown Onion got sick
>
> 2. BO's brother, a lawyer got hold of the account
> - no explanation how he got the password or even
> knew about it.
>
> 3. Posing as BO's sister the lawyer brother made
> up elaborate stories about the death, funeral
> services, grieving, kind messages from users here
> - this went on for weeks.
>
> 4. BO's brother would actually make up stories
> about his own brother's death on a forum while in
> fact his brother was so sick he could not use a
> computer.
>
> 5. The account went dark from May until a week ago
> (~4 months) when BO miraculously re-appears
> stating only his 'asshole brother' took the
> account.
>
> 6. There is no explanation of what the actual
> nature of illness was or why the account would go
> dark for so long.
>
> 7. His brother, is so malicious that he did all of
> the above but then suddenly allowed BO to regain
> access to the password and account?
>
> OR
>
> A new user is logging in under the account.
>
>
> Use Occam's razor


The real question is,, Why do any of you give a fuck?

Guessing only anon dick or his twin Gerry could have such free time to investigate such. This forum is about our bowels, and my starfish feels like it was gutted at the DC wharf by those darkies who probably did considerable amount of rock and hoodrat type of shit. Ever since my "doctor," went in there searching for truffles or maybe the lost land of Atlantis the pain has been immense.

On a plus note I have not had to pay my wetback plumber for blockages, but this has not been a pleasant weekend. How are your bowels?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/07/2017 07:09PM by Brown Onion.

A mess all over the living room floor. So truly embarrassed.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Guessing only anon dick or his twin Gerry could
> have such free time to investigate such. This
> forum is about our bowels, and my starfish feels
> like it was gutted at the DC wharf by those
> darkies who probably did considerable amount of
> rock and hoodrat type of shit. Ever since my
> "doctor," went in there searching for truffles or
> maybe the lost land of Atlantis the pain has been
> immense.
>
> On a plus note I have not had to pay my wetback
> plumber for blockages, but this has not been a
> pleasant weekend. How are your bowels?

And you offer no explanation for your impossible story - let the deceased rest in peace asshole. Get your own account.

Its great BO returned, as his advice and experiences are told so well. Plus he's pissing this troll off.

My golf plans have changed, but a good healthy breakfast plus a walk around town, will easily work for digestion.

Hi BiB's!

It's a rainy day here in the burg and I just had oatmeal and a orange for breakfast, that should move the old bowels right along!

I never thought I would see Occam's razor discussed in this thread but what the heck?

For those of you who don't already own a toto washlet I urge you to get one. The washlet has seriously improved my life and it will improve yours as well. Every day you live without a washlet is a lost opportunity. I actually learned of the existence of the Toto washlet from this thread so I guess this thread improved my life too.

https://www.totousa.com/products/washlets

Rainz cause businezz lossez. Bowelz might get breakz but this means less beerz.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's!
>
> It's a rainy day here in the burg and I just had
> oatmeal and a orange for breakfast, that should
> move the old bowels right along!
>
> I never thought I would see Occam's razor
> discussed in this thread but what the heck?
>
> For those of you who don't already own a toto
> washlet I urge you to get one. The washlet has
> seriously improved my life and it will improve
> yours as well. Every day you live without a
> washlet is a lost opportunity. I actually learned
> of the existence of the Toto washlet from this
> thread so I guess this thread improved my life
> too.
>
> https://www.totousa.com/products/washlets

Dive I have not heard reference to the razor since my military days. Who knows what shit will pop up.

I'm a bit confused about the washlets, as the rugrats aren't in town this weekend, so is that the groan throne or something else?

I hope your bowels are doing well. On this end the fish is going to have a bad day, and midwives have been called in. Matilda was kind enough to make sure midwives team 6 was on duty.

BO, the washlet is like a automatic car wash for your ass. All the mechanics are inside the toilet seat that will fit on any standard toilet. The seat is heated for comfort, with the push of a button a nozzle pops out and washes your ass out with warm water. There is another wash cycle for a female vagina wash. After the wash another push of the button brings on the fan and electric heater to dry your ass off. It is great!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> BO, the washlet is like a automatic car wash for
> your ass. All the mechanics are inside the toilet
> seat that will fit on any standard toilet. The
> seat is heated for comfort, with the push of a
> button a nozzle pops out and washes your ass out
> with warm water. There is another wash cycle for a
> female vagina wash. After the wash another push of
> the button brings on the fan and electric heater
> to dry your ass off. It is great!


I wonder if that lazy wetback I pay with soiled dollars for plumbing, could install such a device.

That hydration for the starfish and bowels sounds divine, and could bring relief to an area that's often a war zone.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO, the washlet is like a automatic car wash
> for
> > your ass. All the mechanics are inside the
> toilet
> > seat that will fit on any standard toilet. The
> > seat is heated for comfort, with the push of a
> > button a nozzle pops out and washes your ass
> out
> > with warm water. There is another wash cycle for
> a
> > female vagina wash. After the wash another push
> of
> > the button brings on the fan and electric
> heater
> > to dry your ass off. It is great!
>
>
> I wonder if that lazy wetback I pay with soiled
> dollars for plumbing, could install such a
> device.
>
> That hydration for the starfish and bowels sounds
> divine, and could bring relief to an area that's
> often a war zone.


The washlet needs a GFCI protected electrical outlet to plug into but the installation is simple. Here is the control panel.
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dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BO, the washlet is like a automatic car wash
> > for
> > > your ass. All the mechanics are inside the
> > toilet
> > > seat that will fit on any standard toilet.
> The
> > > seat is heated for comfort, with the push of
> a
> > > button a nozzle pops out and washes your ass
> > out
> > > with warm water. There is another wash cycle
> for
> > a
> > > female vagina wash. After the wash another
> push
> > of
> > > the button brings on the fan and electric
> > heater
> > > to dry your ass off. It is great!
> >
> >
> > I wonder if that lazy wetback I pay with soiled
> > dollars for plumbing, could install such a
> > device.
> >
> > That hydration for the starfish and bowels
> sounds
> > divine, and could bring relief to an area
> that's
> > often a war zone.
>
>
> The washlet needs a GFCI protected electrical
> outlet to plug into but the installation is
> simple. Here is the control panel.


Guess I could call the electrician if the plantain eater can't do it. That looks like it has different options for the fish. Not to pry as you're my and everyone else's bowels hurt, but how much does such a device cost?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BO, the washlet is like a automatic car
> wash
> > > for
> > > > your ass. All the mechanics are inside the
> > > toilet
> > > > seat that will fit on any standard toilet.
> > The
> > > > seat is heated for comfort, with the push
> of
> > a
> > > > button a nozzle pops out and washes your
> ass
> > > out
> > > > with warm water. There is another wash
> cycle
> > for
> > > a
> > > > female vagina wash. After the wash another
> > push
> > > of
> > > > the button brings on the fan and electric
> > > heater
> > > > to dry your ass off. It is great!
> > >
> > >
> > > I wonder if that lazy wetback I pay with
> soiled
> > > dollars for plumbing, could install such a
> > > device.
> > >
> > > That hydration for the starfish and bowels
> > sounds
> > > divine, and could bring relief to an area
> > that's
> > > often a war zone.
> >
> >
> > The washlet needs a GFCI protected electrical
> > outlet to plug into but the installation is
> > simple. Here is the control panel.
>
>
> Guess I could call the electrician if the plantain
> eater can't do it. That looks like it has
> different options for the fish. Not to pry as
> you're my and everyone else's bowels hurt, but how
> much does such a device cost?


Mine was about 350 dollars and I installed it myself. They go as high as a thousand bucks. Amazon has them. I think I learned about them from somebody here but I don't recall who.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > BO, the washlet is like a automatic car
> > wash
> > > > for
> > > > > your ass. All the mechanics are inside
> the
> > > > toilet
> > > > > seat that will fit on any standard
> toilet.
> > > The
> > > > > seat is heated for comfort, with the push
> > of
> > > a
> > > > > button a nozzle pops out and washes your
> > ass
> > > > out
> > > > > with warm water. There is another wash
> > cycle
> > > for
> > > > a
> > > > > female vagina wash. After the wash
> another
> > > push
> > > > of
> > > > > the button brings on the fan and electric
> > > > heater
> > > > > to dry your ass off. It is great!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I wonder if that lazy wetback I pay with
> > soiled
> > > > dollars for plumbing, could install such a
> > > > device.
> > > >
> > > > That hydration for the starfish and bowels
> > > sounds
> > > > divine, and could bring relief to an area
> > > that's
> > > > often a war zone.
> > >
> > >
> > > The washlet needs a GFCI protected electrical
> > > outlet to plug into but the installation is
> > > simple. Here is the control panel.
> >
> >
> > Guess I could call the electrician if the
> plantain
> > eater can't do it. That looks like it has
> > different options for the fish. Not to pry as
> > you're my and everyone else's bowels hurt, but
> how
> > much does such a device cost?
>
>
> Mine was about 350 dollars and I installed it
> myself. They go as high as a thousand bucks.
> Amazon has them. I think I learned about them from
> somebody here but I don't recall who.

Appreciate it dive bomber, as I will get the rugrats on this, since they love the world wide web.

Midwife Team 6 has arrived. They continue to repeat their "breathe," mantra and hold my hands along with wiping the tears away. So far structural damage to the bathroom has been minimized but the dilation process is starting and tile and grout may be compromised.

At 3am this morning I had a rough one. I was wishing for one of these chairs.
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boiled onion Wrote:
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> At 3am this morning I had a rough one. I was
> wishing for one of these chairs.


Hi anon dick welcome to the party pal.

Good luck onion! You can do it.

My Mom and Dad are back from their trip to VMI. My Mom told me that Dad shit his pants on the way home after eating at country cookin breakfast buffet. He is laying on the couch now watching football and drinking michelob light and eating a 2 foot long slim jim.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom and Dad are back from their trip to VMI. My
> Mom told me that Dad shit his pants on the way
> home after eating at country cookin breakfast
> buffet. He is laying on the couch now watching
> football and drinking michelob light and eating a
> 2 foot long slim jim.


Sounds like our friend brown splatter. His IBS causes him diarrhea. Still working on this twenty pound bowling ball but his diet is not bowel friendly. Are your bowels in good shape?

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM

Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and along with our younger brother grieve this loss. Thank you very much for your kind words about Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research. Matilda

Wow you have serious issues in your sick head.

Have you recovered from a quadruple bypass asshole plus other surgeries?

U people are gross

jcc Wrote:
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> U people are gross


No you are actually for your snide judgements, egos, and treating those of us with bowel problems like second class citizens.

The midwives are being supportive and got some dilation here, but they are on stand by for a Caesarean. Thinking the new Buick won't be a danger to illegals tomorrow.

So relieved its Columbus Day and don't have to go in and make a mess at work.

Moons over my hammy at Dennys. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Sorry Brown and diced. Like you I'm not enjoying the greatest day in white history. My ass really hurts.

My bowels are in a holding pattern. I'm grateful the midwives brought an IV of fluid and epidural kit but no sleep has been had as this full sized pickup truck is stuck in the colon with the emergency brake on. I am hoping to expel this monster but am worried about collateral damage.

Hopefully FEMA has cleared the neighborhood.

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM

Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and along with our younger brother grieve this loss. Thank you very much for your kind words about Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research. Matilda

real BO has passed - dipshit reviving his account is smearing feces all over his good memory. Sad.

RIP Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM
>
> Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and
> along with our younger brother grieve this loss.
> Thank you very much for your kind words about
> Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very
> grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> Matilda
>
> real BO has passed - dipshit reviving his account
> is smearing feces all over his good memory. Sad.


No you are sad, I'm working on a giant one.

Good luck Brown onion!

Miscavage Wrote:
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> Good luck Brown onion!


um, Spiro died. The account is now held by some dipshit doing a terrible job of imitating Spiro.

RIP BO Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good luck Brown onion!
>
>
> um, Spiro died. The account is now held by some
> dipshit doing a terrible job of imitating Spiro.

Brown Onion is back, sucks
to be you.

My starfish, oh my poor starfish.

My poor starfish I truly apologize for the battle of the bulge. The Nazi and allied forces went through your hole and tunnels with aggression, anger, and extreme violence.

Even in this pain with the starfish on ice, I'd be remiss if I did not thank midwives team 6 for their support. It probably will be a while until my colon looks filled up like bag pipes but that shit hurt.

Hi all, 5am guy checking in a bit early today. 5am guy is getting off work in a few hours and is looking forward to a nice long rest. 5am guy has been working overtime due to staff shortages at work. 5am guy has been using the VR headset while pooping the last few nights. 5am guy needs to get some more scented candles as he is almost out.
Even though it is a little bit expensive 5am guy is thinking about going to the Holiday inn with the mountain view this afternoon. 5am guy has grown to enjoy that place.
5am guy extends the very best of wishes to all the bib's!

Pictures and gifs of nastiness shows the world what's in your brain fuckhead.

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM

Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and along with our younger brother grieve this loss. Thank you very much for your kind words about Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research. Matilda

the imposter now holding the Brown Onion account is an ass. shame on you - get your own account.

More proof above you can't please everyone .

I'm happy BO is back its him.

My Dad is cooking macaroni and cheese with ham steak for dinner. That is NOT bowel friendly and he will probably force me to eat it. I am screwed.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad is cooking macaroni and cheese with ham
> steak for dinner. That is NOT bowel friendly and
> he will probably force me to eat it. I am screwed.


Stop complaining and become a vegetarian so you dont have to eat shit any more. And for god's sake try and be grateful for what you do have you spoiled brat.

A visit to a board certified GI, will greatly enhance your quality of life.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad is cooking macaroni and cheese with ham
> steak for dinner. That is NOT bowel friendly and
> he will probably force me to eat it. I am screwed.


I believe before my bowels were nearly destroyed on a "Game of Groan Thrones," that your fathers bowels are like ours, really messed up.

Does he buy you more bowel friendly foods, or is there a way you can bring up the famous argument "do you want my starfish to be like yours?" These are not bowel friendly, and although I don't judge, my bowels are a disaster and I want to protect your bowels.

Ihop strawberry pancakes. My poor bowels. What was I thinking?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Dad is cooking macaroni and cheese with ham
> > steak for dinner. That is NOT bowel friendly
> and
> > he will probably force me to eat it. I am
> screwed.
>
>
> I believe before my bowels were nearly destroyed
> on a "Game of Groan Thrones," that your fathers
> bowels are like ours, really messed up.
>
> Does he buy you more bowel friendly foods, or is
> there a way you can bring up the famous argument
> "do you want my starfish to be like yours?" These
> are not bowel friendly, and although I don't
> judge, my bowels are a disaster and I want to
> protect your bowels.

Spiros passed away in the Spring - taking over his account and pretending to be him is despicable. Get your own account, Ill even give you the Green Onion name back if you stop this utter disrespect for the dead.

vcjwp Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My Dad is cooking macaroni and cheese with
> ham
> > > steak for dinner. That is NOT bowel friendly
> > and
> > > he will probably force me to eat it. I am
> > screwed.
> >
> >
> > I believe before my bowels were nearly
> destroyed
> > on a "Game of Groan Thrones," that your fathers
> > bowels are like ours, really messed up.
> >
> > Does he buy you more bowel friendly foods, or
> is
> > there a way you can bring up the famous
> argument
> > "do you want my starfish to be like yours?"
> These
> > are not bowel friendly, and although I don't
> > judge, my bowels are a disaster and I want to
> > protect your bowels.
>
> Spiros passed away in the Spring - taking over his
> account and pretending to be him is despicable.
> Get your own account, Ill even give you the Green
> Onion name back if you stop this utter disrespect
> for the dead.


You're so full of shit. Not only do you treat brown and others with your high horse attitude, you are a thieving bastard by taking my user name among others including impersonating.

Your trust and respect value=0.

Visit my bayz. Walking up Fairfax Boulevardz in thongz. Boss allows a bit more spicez to signz Spinning oil changez. See the goodz hop in!

Red onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Visit my bayz. Walking up Fairfax Boulevardz in
> thongz. Boss allows a bit more spicez to signz
> Spinning oil changez. See the goodz hop in!


'see the goodz' - bravo and well done!

The ham steak and macNcheese I ate last night stopped my system up bad. Maybe two mixed fruit cups for lunch today will help.

spring onion Wrote:
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> The ham steak and macNcheese I ate last night
> stopped my system up bad. Maybe two mixed fruit
> cups for lunch today will help.


Hope so spring onion. How are your fathers bowels?

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The ham steak and macNcheese I ate last night
> > stopped my system up bad. Maybe two mixed fruit
> > cups for lunch today will help.
>
>
> Hope so spring onion. How are your fathers bowels?


Asking a teen about his father's bathroom habits?!? WTF is wrong with you pervert. Spring, if you are real and not just a persona of this shit-stick - dont talk to people like this, people that want to fantasize about you and your Father's toilet experiences - its not safe.

exuje Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The ham steak and macNcheese I ate last night
> > > stopped my system up bad. Maybe two mixed
> fruit
> > > cups for lunch today will help.
> >
> >
> > Hope so spring onion. How are your fathers
> bowels?
>
>
> Asking a teen about his father's bathroom
> habits?!? WTF is wrong with you pervert. Spring,
> if you are real and not just a persona of this
> shit-stick - dont talk to people like this, people
> that want to fantasize about you and your Father's
> toilet experiences - its not safe.

What is left of our family, we talk about our hopes, dreams, how our favorite teams are doing, and yes about our bowels.

For far too long this has been "what many have shunned to silence," when its something that affects us all. If you have heartburn or thyroid issues its permissible to talk about it, but as soon as the bowels are brought up, its like you've destroyed someone's existence.

There's nothing wrong with inquiring about ones bowels. This might lead to a productive discussion. How are your bowels?

A lot of bitterness but freedom of speech. BO and others here can talk about our issues or others.

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> A lot of bitterness but freedom of speech. BO and
> others here can talk about our issues or others.


Brown Onion pushes the envelope a bit much in my opinion. Just because your butt has problems, doesn't make it right to ask a child how their dad's rear end is or make racist jokes.

Ate Burritos last evening. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A lot of bitterness but freedom of speech. BO
> and
> > others here can talk about our issues or
> others.
>
>
> Brown Onion pushes the envelope a bit much in my
> opinion. Just because your butt has problems,
> doesn't make it right to ask a child how their
> dad's rear end is or make racist jokes.


Who the fuck are you to judge? BO is a hero

Careful and thank you Green Onion, but Mr Johns is one of us. While I disagree with him, his opinion is always valued. Now up although backed up, I plan on bowling for towel heads today with my Buick.

Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM

Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother and along with our younger brother grieve this loss. Thank you very much for your kind words about Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers, very grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research. Matilda



Original user of the Brown Onion account has died (above) - get your own account and respect the memory of the deceased. Pretending to be him, and doing a rather poor job of it at that, is very disrespectful.

feynv Wrote:
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> Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
> Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: May 24, 2017 01:58PM
>
> Spiros service was lovely. I miss my brother
> and along with our younger brother grieve this
> loss. Thank you very much for your kind words
> about Spiro and at his service in lieu of flowers,
> very grateful for $5,000 to IBS related research.
> Matilda
>
>
>
> Original user of the Brown Onion account has died
> (above) - get your own account and respect the
> memory of the deceased. Pretending to be him, and
> doing a rather poor job of it at that, is very
> disrespectful.


Still here. How are you and your iguana eating friends doing or are you slant eyed and can't see where you're driving?

I am going to have to call a priest to exorcise you from my bowels, number or costs of midwives be damned.

Maybe sliced onion will come back to life next.

Got nothing on but g stringz. Out on Fairfax Boulevardz showing off goodz. Yez you see these bunz and want oil changez. Step on up cash dollarz good servicez

BiB Wrote:
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> Maybe sliced onion will come back to life next.


Thank you for following our thread, but there is no need to disrespect one of our legacy members, whose presence here is deeply missed.

Well is iz a little confuzed but I am glad ta see Mr brownonion back. Nex week I am on vacation fo 5 whole dayz an itz a paid vacation. I am goin ta ocean city! Probably gonna eat some good food there that aint good foe bowelez lol.

Its good to be back red onion, and I'm glad you are getting a well deserved break! Heart surgery plus a medically induced coma, its the only time I did not notice my bowels.

I hope your vacation is relaxing. You deserve it and are a living example of despite challenges including subpar bowels, you represent American greatness!

Father John Wrote:
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> I would like to offer a prayer,
>
>
> Holy Spirit, I welcome Your compassion and healing
> power, and I ask for it to flow upon me now, in
> Jesus' name. I speak restoration to my digestive
> organs. In the name of Jesus, you are to secrete
> all necessary digestive juices starting with the
> saliva glands in my mouth – function normally,
> in Jesus' name; hydrochloric acid in my stomach
> – secrete normally, in Jesus' name; bile from my
> gall bladder – secrete normally, in Jesus' name.
> Liver, cleanse normally, in Jesus' name. I command
> a proper balance of micro-organisms and probiotics
> in my colon, in Jesus' name. The lining of my
> intestines is restored and strengthened. It
> releases nutrients properly, without leaking, in
> Jesus' name. I speak to all organs that relate to
> digestion, “Come into perfect alignment with
> your God given purpose!”
>
> AMEN!


WOW!
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I wish my bowels could feel blessed this morning, but unfortunately goulash is the word of the day.

Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy is tired, 5am guy has only had one night off in the last 10 nights and 5am guy worked late several times this week. 5am guy has a strange job where he does not do very much work but has to be on hand in case something goes wrong. This is why 5am guy can only go to Dennys or 7-11 as 5am guy cannot leave his workplace unmanned for very long at all. Also Dennys and 7-11 are the only places open at 3am when 5am guy takes lunch.
5am guy had a quarter pound hot dog from 7-11 for lunch and now 5am guy is feeling some thunder down under. Time for 5am guy to put on the VR goggles and headphones so 5am guy can take a peaceful dump.

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy is tired, 5am
> guy has only had one night off in the last 10
> nights and 5am guy worked late several times this
> week. 5am guy has a strange job where he does not
> do very much work but has to be on hand in case
> something goes wrong. This is why 5am guy can only
> go to Dennys or 7-11 as 5am guy cannot leave his
> workplace unmanned for very long at all. Also
> Dennys and 7-11 are the only places open at 3am
> when 5am guy takes lunch.
> 5am guy had a quarter pound hot dog from 7-11 for
> lunch and now 5am guy is feeling some thunder down
> under. Time for 5am guy to put on the VR goggles
> and headphones so 5am guy can take a peaceful
> dump.

Hope that went well and yes those food choices are limited. I'm wondering if you talked to people at said establishments about bowel friendly foods, they might consider at least a few entrees.

Could you explain what vr goggles are as I have never heard of them, and do they help your bowels?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Careful and thank you Green Onion, but Mr Johns is
> one of us. While I disagree with him, his opinion
> is always valued. Now up although backed up, I
> plan on bowling for towel heads today with my
> Buick.


Seriously? We are a diverse and embracing community in Fairfax.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> BiB Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe sliced onion will come back to life next.
>
>
> Thank you for following our thread, but there is
> no need to disrespect one of our legacy members,
> whose presence here is deeply missed.

some important work going on here. Is this the work of the user acct Brown Onion?

What's a matter with you sick assholes?

Who is interested in a shit in tomorrow at Tysons Nordstroms?

Hello there BiB's! I see we still have some immature little boys posting poop pictures here in a desperate plea for attention. I hope some day they get the attention they need.
Looks like Mrs Dive and I are going to a wedding a little later today at a local community center. I bet they will have all kinds of bowel busting treats at the reception afterwards. It is supposed to be a small and informal wedding so we shall see.
Have a great weekend everyone and remember, WWBOD?

My Dad and me are going to take my Moms car to Jiffy Lube in a few minutes. I wonder if I might get to meet Red onion. My Dad wants to stop at Dunkin donuts too, I guess he will stuff his face with chocolate cream filled donuts. He usually gets 3 of em.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad and me are going to take my Moms car to
> Jiffy Lube in a few minutes. I wonder if I might
> get to meet Red onion. My Dad wants to stop at
> Dunkin donuts too, I guess he will stuff his face
> with chocolate cream filled donuts. He usually
> gets 3 of em.

Hope you get to meet Red Onion who's a great man! But those are a bowel disaster and I hope your dad rolls the Windows down. Is he at least wearing underwear and pants to decrease the odor?

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad and me are going to take my Moms car to
> Jiffy Lube in a few minutes. I wonder if I might
> get to meet Red onion. My Dad wants to stop at
> Dunkin donuts too, I guess he will stuff his face
> with chocolate cream filled donuts. He usually
> gets 3 of em.

Hey spring! Your dad must be some kind of idiot to let the dimwits at Jiffy Lube touch his vehicle - sorry about that. Mind your own business instead of counting the type and number of doughnuts your father eats. Also, wanna be good to yourself, dont come to sites like this with scat fetish discussion and images.

PS bring 20 bucks to tip red so you can get some service for bowelz in the bayz...

blocking bots Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Dad and me are going to take my Moms car to
> > Jiffy Lube in a few minutes. I wonder if I
> might
> > get to meet Red onion. My Dad wants to stop at
> > Dunkin donuts too, I guess he will stuff his
> face
> > with chocolate cream filled donuts. He usually
> > gets 3 of em.
>
> Hey spring! Your dad must be some kind of idiot
> to let the dimwits at Jiffy Lube touch his vehicle
> - sorry about that. Mind your own business
> instead of counting the type and number of
> doughnuts your father eats. Also, wanna be good
> to yourself, dont come to sites like this with
> scat fetish discussion and images.
>
> PS bring 20 bucks to tip red so you can get some
> service for bowelz in the bayz...


Hey dickhead red onion is a better man than you'll ever be. Fuck you!

Liquid shits yesterday evening. Not gravy but like water. Started with bloated feelings and cramps then it was like urinating out my rectum. Had to stay on the toilet for 20 min pissing out my ass. Took shower after and half way through had to sit on the toilet again to shit liquid.

WTF? This has only happened to me a handful of times in my life. I ate some Vocelli Pizza in the afternoon was it that (it is shitty pizza). Peppermint tea helped the cramps and facilitated the release of the liquid shit. Ate non-fat greek yogurt for dinner to help. Feeling a little blah today

"What can it be now"
by,
Jhonny Bravo




What can it be knocking at my back door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round my starfish no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't make me run to the groan throne.
Best off if you stay inside,
Don't come out, I'll only squeeze you back inside.

What can it be now?
What can it be now?
What can it be now?
What can it be now?

What can it be knocking at my back door?
Afraid to fart, I might shit on the floor.
I am afraid it might knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and on the throne I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I'll keep it in myself;
There might be something wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

feeling blah Wrote:
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> Liquid shits yesterday evening. Not gravy but like
> water. Started with bloated feelings and cramps
> then it was like urinating out my rectum. Had to
> stay on the toilet for 20 min pissing out my ass.
> Took shower after and half way through had to sit
> on the toilet again to shit liquid.
>
> WTF? This has only happened to me a handful of
> times in my life. I ate some Vocelli Pizza in the
> afternoon was it that (it is shitty pizza).
> Peppermint tea helped the cramps and facilitated
> the release of the liquid shit. Ate non-fat greek
> yogurt for dinner to help. Feeling a little blah
> today

That's an interesting reaction to pizza but hope you feel better soon. If Brown Splatter sees this can you give us any advice.

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "What can it be now"
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> What can it be knocking at my back door?
> Go 'way, don't come 'round my starfish no more.
> Can't you see that it's late at night?
> I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
> All I wish is to be alone;
> Stay away, don't make me run to the groan throne.
> Best off if you stay inside,
> Don't come out, I'll only squeeze you back
> inside.
>
> What can it be now?
> What can it be now?
> What can it be now?
> What can it be now?
>
> What can it be knocking at my back door?
> Afraid to fart, I might shit on the floor.
> I am afraid it might knock all day,
> I'll be trapped, and on the throne I'll have to
> stay.
> I've done no harm, I'll keep it in myself;
> There might be something wrong with my state of
> mental health.
> I like it here with my childhood friend;
> Here they come, those feelings again!


Another classic Mr. Bravo! Funny and well done.

As for the liquid shits I must echo the sentiments of verified green onion. More later as I have my wetback plumber plus goulash going on.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As for the liquid shits I must echo the sentiments
> of verified green onion. More later as I have my
> wetback plumber plus goulash going on.

As usual try to divide the brown with sick pictures. How are your bowels?

Well, I have just gotten out of bed and my Mom told me that Dad is having several of his buddies over for football today. She is going to make fondue. I had to google fondue to see what the hell it is. Looks like a vat of hot cheese that you dip meats into with a long fork. Who the hell thought that one up? Hot liquid cheese, meat and cheap beer can not be good for bowels.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, I have just gotten out of bed and my Mom
> told me that Dad is having several of his buddies
> over for football today. She is going to make
> fondue. I had to google fondue to see what the
> hell it is. Looks like a vat of hot cheese that
> you dip meats into with a long fork. Who the hell
> thought that one up? Hot liquid cheese, meat and
> cheap beer can not be good for bowels.


Woke up to this and truly am horrified. Is he trying to get a FEMA response? EPA maybe? This is a Hindenburg disaster waiting to happen right in your living quarters, and simply the best advice I have is run. This is a gaseous nightmare and your dads bowels are going to be goulash once done processing this.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I have just gotten out of bed and my Mom
> > told me that Dad is having several of his
> buddies
> > over for football today. She is going to make
> > fondue. I had to google fondue to see what the
> > hell it is. Looks like a vat of hot cheese that
> > you dip meats into with a long fork. Who the
> hell
> > thought that one up? Hot liquid cheese, meat
> and
> > cheap beer can not be good for bowels.
>
>
> Woke up to this and truly am horrified. Is he
> trying to get a FEMA response? EPA maybe? This is
> a Hindenburg disaster waiting to happen right in
> your living quarters, and simply the best advice I
> have is run. This is a gaseous nightmare and your
> dads bowels are going to be goulash once done
> processing this.


Yes, I am worried. In addition to all this I overheard my Dad talking on the phone to one of the men coming over at noon, Dad asked the guy to bring some extra beer and two large bags of flamin hot cheetos and maybe some slim jims. On the upside they are planning to eat and watch the games out on the patio so the majority of the farting should take place outdoors.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Woke up to this

most disgusting thread - get help

jcc Wrote:
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> most disgusting thread - get help


For years I have extolled the values of these people to see a board certified GI and psychiatrist, but they just don't want real help.

Gotz me the day off taday. Me an my new roomate are gettin along okay. He iz workin at the church all day taday so I can watch football an drink beerz in peace. Cookin me another turkey breast with taters an carrots in the crock pot!

I hope all yall brown guys iz havin a nice weekend.

Mrs Dive and I are going RV camping later this week. The restroom in our RV is tiny and Mrs Dive is not looking forward to me downloading the brown file while she is in the camper so I bought this today! I can set this up in the woods 30 or 40 yards from the rv!
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Gotz me the day off taday. Me an my new roomate
> are gettin along okay. He iz workin at the church
> all day taday so I can watch football an drink
> beerz in peace. Cookin me another turkey breast
> with taters an carrots in the crock pot!
>
> I hope all yall brown guys iz havin a nice
> weekend.

Is this the Transvestite rommie?

btw no bowelz in the bayz for Michelobez? Spinning Signz?