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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:25AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> very depressed. 5am guy has no family except his
> mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin in
> paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice
> thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy also
> has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12
> hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can
> take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am guy
> is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the
> people here who have been nice to 5am guy in the
> past.
Happy Thanksgiving 5 am guy. Sorry you are working the holiday. As a fed I will be at home probably eating too much and paying for it.
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> Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> very depressed. 5am guy has no family except his
> mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin in
> paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice
> thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy also
> has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12
> hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can
> take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am guy
> is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the
> people here who have been nice to 5am guy in the
> past.
Happy Thanksgiving 5 am guy. Sorry you are working the holiday. As a fed I will be at home probably eating too much and paying for it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
donedee
()
Date: November 20, 2017 07:57AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> very depressed. 5am guy has no family except his
> mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin in
> paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice
> thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy also
> has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12
> hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can
> take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am guy
> is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the
> people here who have been nice to 5am guy in the
> past.
Hey 5 guy - sorry you are feeling down. One thing I do when I get like that is to make a gratitude list of all the things I am thankful for. I read it when I wake up and then when I go to bed. It helps a little.
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> Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> very depressed. 5am guy has no family except his
> mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin in
> paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice
> thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy also
> has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12
> hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can
> take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am guy
> is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the
> people here who have been nice to 5am guy in the
> past.
Hey 5 guy - sorry you are feeling down. One thing I do when I get like that is to make a gratitude list of all the things I am thankful for. I read it when I wake up and then when I go to bed. It helps a little.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dirty bird?
()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:41AM
Dropped a log and water splashed up on my ass - do I have to take a shower now? I think I wont - am I a dirty bird?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:50AM
dirty bird? Wrote:
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> Dropped a log and water splashed up on my ass - do
> I have to take a shower now? I think I wont - am
> I a dirty bird?
If you are using an outhouse then yes you need to wash thoroughly. With a modern toilet just a good wiping with some damp toilet paper is ok.
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> Dropped a log and water splashed up on my ass - do
> I have to take a shower now? I think I wont - am
> I a dirty bird?
If you are using an outhouse then yes you need to wash thoroughly. With a modern toilet just a good wiping with some damp toilet paper is ok.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 09:06AM
If you all were so smart, you would go to your local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 10:50AM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> If you all were so smart, you would go to your
> local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
Are you related to anonymous doc? Same robotic mantra about "grocer" if only that easy!
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> If you all were so smart, you would go to your
> local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
Are you related to anonymous doc? Same robotic mantra about "grocer" if only that easy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fecesworry
()
Date: November 20, 2017 10:57AM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> If you all were so smart, you would go to your
> local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
without fecesworry TM life is not worth living.
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> If you all were so smart, you would go to your
> local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
without fecesworry TM life is not worth living.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 12:34PM
fecesworry Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you all were so smart, you would go to your
> > local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
>
>
> without fecesworry TM life is not worth living.
What the hell is TM?
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you all were so smart, you would go to your
> > local grocers fruit and produce aisle.
>
>
> without fecesworry TM life is not worth living.
What the hell is TM?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fat Man
()
Date: November 20, 2017 01:10PM
whole page no shit pics - how refreshing. Perhaps a new day has arrived! Had the bombays full open this morning and could not deliver Fat Man over Nagasaki. Turned purple over the target but to no avail. Had to ditch in the Sea of Japan near an atoll
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 01:38PM
Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet will put up shit photographs up because he obsesses over me daily and each time I write the sick hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent hours here, just like all of us do not by choice on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red bowl
()
Date: November 20, 2017 01:58PM
Proud of another red bowl of toilet water. Straight outta Stephen King.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 02:34PM
Someone fake posted me yesterday lol.
I was loving my healthy lunch today, fruit, baby carrots and sliced chicken breast sandwich on whole wheat bread. Tommorow is the last day of school for the week before thanksgiving break. My Dad is planning a 4 day drunk for the holiday. He bought 3 30 packs of keystone light beer.
I was loving my healthy lunch today, fruit, baby carrots and sliced chicken breast sandwich on whole wheat bread. Tommorow is the last day of school for the week before thanksgiving break. My Dad is planning a 4 day drunk for the holiday. He bought 3 30 packs of keystone light beer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 02:57PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Someone fake posted me yesterday lol.
>
> I was loving my healthy lunch today, fruit, baby
> carrots and sliced chicken breast sandwich on
> whole wheat bread. Tommorow is the last day of
> school for the week before thanksgiving break. My
> Dad is planning a 4 day drunk for the holiday. He
> bought 3 30 packs of keystone light beer.
This dude has a lot of free time. Was school decent today and have your bowels been okay with all of the changes and stresses of the holiday? Keystone Light is not bowel friendly. If you need uber let us know please.
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> Someone fake posted me yesterday lol.
>
> I was loving my healthy lunch today, fruit, baby
> carrots and sliced chicken breast sandwich on
> whole wheat bread. Tommorow is the last day of
> school for the week before thanksgiving break. My
> Dad is planning a 4 day drunk for the holiday. He
> bought 3 30 packs of keystone light beer.
This dude has a lot of free time. Was school decent today and have your bowels been okay with all of the changes and stresses of the holiday? Keystone Light is not bowel friendly. If you need uber let us know please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: November 20, 2017 03:11PM
I pinched a big loaf today. It did hurt and some straining was involved. I think the steak and cheese from Jersey Mike's is to blame.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
It gets the hose
()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:31PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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racist shit
racist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shit
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racist shit
racist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitracist shitRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red there is danger here
()
Date: November 20, 2017 05:35PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone fake posted me yesterday lol.
> >
> > I was loving my healthy lunch today, fruit,
> baby
> > carrots and sliced chicken breast sandwich on
> > whole wheat bread. Tommorow is the last day of
> > school for the week before thanksgiving break.
> My
> > Dad is planning a 4 day drunk for the holiday.
> He
> > bought 3 30 packs of keystone light beer.
>
>
> This dude has a lot of free time. Was school
> decent today and have your bowels been okay with
> all of the changes and stresses of the holiday?
> Keystone Light is not bowel friendly. If you need
> uber let us know please.
Spring this is evidence of yet more 'grooming' these men want to assault you sexually perhaps worse. Do not contact them or ever share info. Why have you not yet shown your parents this site and asked for help? beware the men here
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone fake posted me yesterday lol.
> >
> > I was loving my healthy lunch today, fruit,
> baby
> > carrots and sliced chicken breast sandwich on
> > whole wheat bread. Tommorow is the last day of
> > school for the week before thanksgiving break.
> My
> > Dad is planning a 4 day drunk for the holiday.
> He
> > bought 3 30 packs of keystone light beer.
>
>
> This dude has a lot of free time. Was school
> decent today and have your bowels been okay with
> all of the changes and stresses of the holiday?
> Keystone Light is not bowel friendly. If you need
> uber let us know please.
Spring this is evidence of yet more 'grooming' these men want to assault you sexually perhaps worse. Do not contact them or ever share info. Why have you not yet shown your parents this site and asked for help? beware the men here
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 06:34PM
Bullshit. I and others are concerned about spring onion you sick madman.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fat Man
()
Date: November 20, 2017 06:43PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed
> savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet will
> put up shit photographs up because he obsesses
> over me daily and each time I write the sick
> hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent hours
> here, just like all of us do not by choice on the
> groan throne.
I was constipated - I didnt release Fat Man. Learn to read you racist jackass.
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> Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed
> savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet will
> put up shit photographs up because he obsesses
> over me daily and each time I write the sick
> hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent hours
> here, just like all of us do not by choice on the
> groan throne.
I was constipated - I didnt release Fat Man. Learn to read you racist jackass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Minivan Mike
()
Date: November 20, 2017 07:36PM
Is there going to be a post turkey meet-up at the Brentwood Holiday Inn this year? I still have unopened drop cloths leftover the Halloween dirt party. Let me know so I can load them and the carpet cleaner in the minivan.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 20, 2017 08:48PM
Fat Man Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed
> > savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet will
> > put up shit photographs up because he obsesses
> > over me daily and each time I write the sick
> > hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent hours
> > here, just like all of us do not by choice on
> the
> > groan throne.
>
>
> I was constipated - I didnt release Fat
> Man. Learn to read you racist jackass.
Oh wow you're a shit stirrer we used to call in the military. I will overlook your civilian rudeness and send my regards, hoping your bombays are able to drop with General LeMay fury on the japs.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed
> > savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet will
> > put up shit photographs up because he obsesses
> > over me daily and each time I write the sick
> > hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent hours
> > here, just like all of us do not by choice on
> the
> > groan throne.
>
>
> I was constipated - I didnt release Fat
> Man. Learn to read you racist jackass.
Oh wow you're a shit stirrer we used to call in the military. I will overlook your civilian rudeness and send my regards, hoping your bombays are able to drop with General LeMay fury on the japs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Troll Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 01:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Fat Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed
> > > savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet
> will
> > > put up shit photographs up because he
> obsesses
> > > over me daily and each time I write the sick
> > > hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent
> hours
> > > here, just like all of us do not by choice on
> > the
> > > groan throne.
> >
> >
> > I was constipated - I didnt release Fat
> > Man. Learn to read you racist jackass.
>
>
> Oh wow you're a shit stirrer we used to call in
> the military. I will overlook your civilian
> rudeness and send my regards, hoping your bombays
> are able to drop with General LeMay fury on the
> japs.
Go away, you dumb cunt. Your troll sucks.
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> Fat Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Glad you released fat man but the slant eyed
> > > savage or wetback, haven't figured out yet
> will
> > > put up shit photographs up because he
> obsesses
> > > over me daily and each time I write the sick
> > > hemmeroid is here. He probably has spent
> hours
> > > here, just like all of us do not by choice on
> > the
> > > groan throne.
> >
> >
> > I was constipated - I didnt release Fat
> > Man. Learn to read you racist jackass.
>
>
> Oh wow you're a shit stirrer we used to call in
> the military. I will overlook your civilian
> rudeness and send my regards, hoping your bombays
> are able to drop with General LeMay fury on the
> japs.
Go away, you dumb cunt. Your troll sucks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: November 21, 2017 04:28AM
donedee Wrote:
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> > very depressed. 5am guy has no family except
> his
> > mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin
> in
> > paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice
> > thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy
> also
> > has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12
> > hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can
> > take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am
> guy
> > is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the
> > people here who have been nice to 5am guy in
> the
> > past.
>
> Hey 5 guy - sorry you are feeling down. One thing
> I do when I get like that is to make a gratitude
> list of all the things I am thankful for. I read
> it when I wake up and then when I go to bed. It
> helps a little.
5am guy thanks you for the advice. 5am guy has been drinking heavily. 5am guy is working 7:30 pm till 7:30 am for the rest of the week. 5am guy will be home by 8am and will drink and watch netflix till he passes out then 5am guy will go to work after sleeping and do it all over again. This lifestyle is destroying 5am guys bowels.
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> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> > very depressed. 5am guy has no family except
> his
> > mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin
> in
> > paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice
> > thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy
> also
> > has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12
> > hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can
> > take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am
> guy
> > is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the
> > people here who have been nice to 5am guy in
> the
> > past.
>
> Hey 5 guy - sorry you are feeling down. One thing
> I do when I get like that is to make a gratitude
> list of all the things I am thankful for. I read
> it when I wake up and then when I go to bed. It
> helps a little.
5am guy thanks you for the advice. 5am guy has been drinking heavily. 5am guy is working 7:30 pm till 7:30 am for the rest of the week. 5am guy will be home by 8am and will drink and watch netflix till he passes out then 5am guy will go to work after sleeping and do it all over again. This lifestyle is destroying 5am guys bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:07AM
Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Cagney and Lacey
()
Date: November 21, 2017 05:31AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I
> thinking? My poor bowels!
You eat shitty food, what do you think will happen? You must have a 70 IQ at best.
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> Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I
> thinking? My poor bowels!
You eat shitty food, what do you think will happen? You must have a 70 IQ at best.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 06:59AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I
> thinking? My poor bowels!
Anything else about your bowels to add? We are here to help you.
Getting ready to drop the mother of all shits.
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> Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I
> thinking? My poor bowels!
Anything else about your bowels to add? We are here to help you.
Getting ready to drop the mother of all shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 21, 2017 09:27AM
Brown and sister family scat Thanksgiving!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 09:39AM
I just dropped a solid number 3. I was gigantic and had no more odor than a hot biscuit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 09:53AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I
> > thinking? My poor bowels!
>
>
> Anything else about your bowels to add? We are
> here to help you.
>
> Getting ready to drop the mother of all shits.
Yes. I would like to shit in your stupid cunt mouth. You would swallow it all.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ate cheese pizza this morning. What was I
> > thinking? My poor bowels!
>
>
> Anything else about your bowels to add? We are
> here to help you.
>
> Getting ready to drop the mother of all shits.
Yes. I would like to shit in your stupid cunt mouth. You would swallow it all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 21, 2017 11:14AM
Another day leaving the office. Im so humiliated!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 12:09PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Another day leaving the office. Im so humiliated!
I wish your plight could be fixed. Often I think maybe you have the worst form of IBS.
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> Another day leaving the office. Im so humiliated!
I wish your plight could be fixed. Often I think maybe you have the worst form of IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Another day with IBS
()
Date: November 21, 2017 12:15PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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all shits
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all shits
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
fun and profit
()
Date: November 21, 2017 12:19PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Another day leaving the office. Im so humiliated!
You obviously need adult diapers. Why not manage this issue by wearing them. That way you wouldnt be cheating your employer out of the majority of your working hours. You really ok with ripping off your employer like this when all it would take is some planning and a trip to CVS? You seem like a typical infantile poster here milking your issues for fun and profit.
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> Another day leaving the office. Im so humiliated!
You obviously need adult diapers. Why not manage this issue by wearing them. That way you wouldnt be cheating your employer out of the majority of your working hours. You really ok with ripping off your employer like this when all it would take is some planning and a trip to CVS? You seem like a typical infantile poster here milking your issues for fun and profit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 21, 2017 02:34PM
Since there seem lately to be some with relatively mature write ups, its a pleasure to announce that at University of Illinois, an experiment to speed up the digestive process is taking place. It will be probably two years for FDA approval and a prescription, but 80% in the control group compared to those given a placebo saw dramastic improvements. Most control groups are successful at 60%.
Even more impressive is the size of this study and among all age groups, the results were less bloating and easier overall digestion. Also the University of New Hampshire and Pepperdine both showed how SSRI's and anti anxiety medications decrease the preponderance of IBS. This is good news before thanksgiving, and be sure to consult with a board certified GI for best results.
Even more impressive is the size of this study and among all age groups, the results were less bloating and easier overall digestion. Also the University of New Hampshire and Pepperdine both showed how SSRI's and anti anxiety medications decrease the preponderance of IBS. This is good news before thanksgiving, and be sure to consult with a board certified GI for best results.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 21, 2017 07:43PM
Says the same jerk who has sausage fingers and a stinky Rolex watch. Anon Dick and his evil henchmen will promise you miracles, sodomize you and take your wallet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dolphins
()
Date: November 21, 2017 08:35PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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same jerk
same jerksame jerksame jerksame jerk
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same jerk
same jerksame jerksame jerksame jerkRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Thanksgiving onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 05:44AM
Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green beans, Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big ass cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of one more dish I can add to balance things out? Seems like I have too many carbs already so one more non-carb dish is needed.
I have pretty good bowels but this meal will take a toll on them.
I have pretty good bowels but this meal will take a toll on them.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 06:21AM
I ate at Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: November 22, 2017 07:44AM
Spinning signz who wantz to stuff my turkeyz these bunz are done. Give you best oil changez ever and plop away at my bayz in bayz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oh Spin You Signz!
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:02AM
Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz who wantz to stuff my turkeyz these
> bunz are done. Give you best oil changez ever and
> plop away at my bayz in bayz!
So hard working even over the holidayz - well done sir. Dont forget to check the wiper bladez while you are bent over the hood getting bayz in bayz for Michelobz. Happy Thanksgiving Red Onion!
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> Spinning signz who wantz to stuff my turkeyz these
> bunz are done. Give you best oil changez ever and
> plop away at my bayz in bayz!
So hard working even over the holidayz - well done sir. Dont forget to check the wiper bladez while you are bent over the hood getting bayz in bayz for Michelobz. Happy Thanksgiving Red Onion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:05AM
Thanksgiving onion Wrote:
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> Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with
> stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green beans,
> Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big ass
> cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of one
> more dish I can add to balance things out? Seems
> like I have too many carbs already so one more
> non-carb dish is needed.
>
> I have pretty good bowels but this meal will take
> a toll on them.
No cranberry?
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> Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with
> stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green beans,
> Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big ass
> cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of one
> more dish I can add to balance things out? Seems
> like I have too many carbs already so one more
> non-carb dish is needed.
>
> I have pretty good bowels but this meal will take
> a toll on them.
No cranberry?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:12AM
Thanksgiving onion Wrote:
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> Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with
> stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green beans,
> Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big ass
> cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of one
> more dish I can add to balance things out? Seems
> like I have too many carbs already so one more
> non-carb dish is needed.
>
> I have pretty good bowels but this meal will take
> a toll on them.
Yikes maybe some Metamucil to soften things up but that's going to be a long thick shit.
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> Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with
> stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green beans,
> Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big ass
> cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of one
> more dish I can add to balance things out? Seems
> like I have too many carbs already so one more
> non-carb dish is needed.
>
> I have pretty good bowels but this meal will take
> a toll on them.
Yikes maybe some Metamucil to soften things up but that's going to be a long thick shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Metamucil
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:16AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanksgiving onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with
> > stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green
> beans,
> > Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big
> ass
> > cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of
> one
> > more dish I can add to balance things out?
> Seems
> > like I have too many carbs already so one more
> > non-carb dish is needed.
> >
> > I have pretty good bowels but this meal will
> take
> > a toll on them.
>
>
> Yikes maybe some Metamucil to soften things up but
> that's going to be a long thick shit.
Thread is about 'foods' not scat dipshit. 'long thick shit' - is that the kind of imagery you jerk off to? Does that visual make you hard? The guy was sharing about the 'food' in his meal not how he was going to smear feces on his chest and jerk off while wearing a tutu. Scat freak.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thanksgiving onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tomorrow I am cooking a 15 pound turkey with
> > stuffing, scalloped potatoes, steamed green
> beans,
> > Hawaiian rolls, Heinz turkey gravy and a big
> ass
> > cheesecake for dessert. Can you guys think of
> one
> > more dish I can add to balance things out?
> Seems
> > like I have too many carbs already so one more
> > non-carb dish is needed.
> >
> > I have pretty good bowels but this meal will
> take
> > a toll on them.
>
>
> Yikes maybe some Metamucil to soften things up but
> that's going to be a long thick shit.
Thread is about 'foods' not scat dipshit. 'long thick shit' - is that the kind of imagery you jerk off to? Does that visual make you hard? The guy was sharing about the 'food' in his meal not how he was going to smear feces on his chest and jerk off while wearing a tutu. Scat freak.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:28AM
Metamucil will soften up the foods asshole. But still the results will be shitty which isn't enjoyable dumb fuck
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:43AM
About to hit the road to my daughters house in NJ, but wish everyone a safe and happy Thanksgiving.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 08:58AM
Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> About to hit the road to my daughters house in NJ,
> but wish everyone a safe and happy Thanksgiving.
Why not tell us about the condition and quality of your feces before you go? Will it be long luxurious or short, hard lumps. Mmmmmm. Will you have to push hard or will it flow easily into fantastic shapes in the toilet. Be naughty and tell us more before you drive...
-------------------------------------------------------
> About to hit the road to my daughters house in NJ,
> but wish everyone a safe and happy Thanksgiving.
Why not tell us about the condition and quality of your feces before you go? Will it be long luxurious or short, hard lumps. Mmmmmm. Will you have to push hard or will it flow easily into fantastic shapes in the toilet. Be naughty and tell us more before you drive...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 22, 2017 10:05AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > About to hit the road to my daughters house in
> NJ,
> > but wish everyone a safe and happy
> Thanksgiving.
>
>
> Why not tell us about the condition and quality of
> your feces before you go? Will it be long
> luxurious or short, hard lumps. Mmmmmm. Will you
> have to push hard or will it flow easily into
> fantastic shapes in the toilet. Be naughty and
> tell us more before you drive...
Another fucktard impersonating. How many hours you wasted dickhead?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > About to hit the road to my daughters house in
> NJ,
> > but wish everyone a safe and happy
> Thanksgiving.
>
>
> Why not tell us about the condition and quality of
> your feces before you go? Will it be long
> luxurious or short, hard lumps. Mmmmmm. Will you
> have to push hard or will it flow easily into
> fantastic shapes in the toilet. Be naughty and
> tell us more before you drive...
Another fucktard impersonating. How many hours you wasted dickhead?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: November 22, 2017 10:47AM
Fuck you BEH and Brown Onion! Shit eating loving scat loving freaks!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 11:29AM
No school today and my parents are both at work. I am making whole wheat pita bread stuffed with a bunch of vegatables with a little honey mustard and just a sprinkle of shredded cheddar cheese. Very tasty and so much better than the microwave burritos that my Dad left me to eat. I was thinking about feeding our dog a burrito but That could cause bowel trouble even for a dog so I am giving him his regular dry dog food with a little sliced chicken breast mixed in.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
good holidayz
()
Date: November 22, 2017 11:36AM
Black Underwear Wrote:
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> Fuck you BEH and Brown Onion! Shit eating loving
> scat loving freaks!
Agreed, the real idiots here are the ones with 4 or 5 screen names like poster Verified Green Onion. They go on and on about phony stories and talk to themselves about feces. They are deeply offended when someone, god forbid, posts pictures of what they spend hours a day talking about. The user that took over Brown Onions screen name had 2 or 3 'jokes' they repeat day in and out. Never funny never even interesting.
And yes they probably play with and quite possibly eat feces their own and others. Happy Thanksgiving scat freaks.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck you BEH and Brown Onion! Shit eating loving
> scat loving freaks!
Agreed, the real idiots here are the ones with 4 or 5 screen names like poster Verified Green Onion. They go on and on about phony stories and talk to themselves about feces. They are deeply offended when someone, god forbid, posts pictures of what they spend hours a day talking about. The user that took over Brown Onions screen name had 2 or 3 'jokes' they repeat day in and out. Never funny never even interesting.
And yes they probably play with and quite possibly eat feces their own and others. Happy Thanksgiving scat freaks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
serial farter
()
Date: November 22, 2017 11:51AM
good holidayz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Black Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck you BEH and Brown Onion! Shit eating
> loving
> > scat loving freaks!
>
>
> Agreed, the real idiots here are the ones with 4
> or 5 screen names like poster Verified Green
> Onion. They go on and on about phony stories and
> talk to themselves about feces. They are deeply
> offended when someone, god forbid, posts pictures
> of what they spend hours a day talking about. The
> user that took over Brown Onions screen name had 2
> or 3 'jokes' they repeat day in and out. Never
> funny never even interesting.
>
> And yes they probably play with and quite possibly
> eat feces their own and others. Happy
> Thanksgiving scat freaks.
Seems like you read every post. You must really enjoy this thread.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Black Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck you BEH and Brown Onion! Shit eating
> loving
> > scat loving freaks!
>
>
> Agreed, the real idiots here are the ones with 4
> or 5 screen names like poster Verified Green
> Onion. They go on and on about phony stories and
> talk to themselves about feces. They are deeply
> offended when someone, god forbid, posts pictures
> of what they spend hours a day talking about. The
> user that took over Brown Onions screen name had 2
> or 3 'jokes' they repeat day in and out. Never
> funny never even interesting.
>
> And yes they probably play with and quite possibly
> eat feces their own and others. Happy
> Thanksgiving scat freaks.
Seems like you read every post. You must really enjoy this thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onionz Bayz in Bayz
()
Date: November 22, 2017 12:08PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No school today and my parents are both at work. I
> am making whole wheat pita bread stuffed with a
> bunch of vegatables with a little honey mustard
> and just a sprinkle of shredded cheddar cheese.
> Very tasty and so much better than the microwave
> burritos that my Dad left me to eat. I was
> thinking about feeding our dog a burrito but That
> could cause bowel trouble even for a dog so I am
> giving him his regular dry dog food with a little
> sliced chicken breast mixed in.
Fairfax is in session today so I guess you are a liar. Why not head to Fairfax and see if you can get red to give you bayz in bayz at a student rate?
-------------------------------------------------------
> No school today and my parents are both at work. I
> am making whole wheat pita bread stuffed with a
> bunch of vegatables with a little honey mustard
> and just a sprinkle of shredded cheddar cheese.
> Very tasty and so much better than the microwave
> burritos that my Dad left me to eat. I was
> thinking about feeding our dog a burrito but That
> could cause bowel trouble even for a dog so I am
> giving him his regular dry dog food with a little
> sliced chicken breast mixed in.
Fairfax is in session today so I guess you are a liar. Why not head to Fairfax and see if you can get red to give you bayz in bayz at a student rate?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 01:37PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No school today and my parents are both at work. I
> am making whole wheat pita bread stuffed with a
> bunch of vegatables with a little honey mustard
> and just a sprinkle of shredded cheddar cheese.
> Very tasty and so much better than the microwave
> burritos that my Dad left me to eat. I was
> thinking about feeding our dog a burrito but That
> could cause bowel trouble even for a dog so I am
> giving him his regular dry dog food with a little
> sliced chicken breast mixed in.
You're kind spring as the dog doesn't deserve that.
-------------------------------------------------------
> No school today and my parents are both at work. I
> am making whole wheat pita bread stuffed with a
> bunch of vegatables with a little honey mustard
> and just a sprinkle of shredded cheddar cheese.
> Very tasty and so much better than the microwave
> burritos that my Dad left me to eat. I was
> thinking about feeding our dog a burrito but That
> could cause bowel trouble even for a dog so I am
> giving him his regular dry dog food with a little
> sliced chicken breast mixed in.
You're kind spring as the dog doesn't deserve that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: November 22, 2017 01:55PM
Last regular one. Tomorrow plumbers make bank.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
not a scat thread right?
()
Date: November 22, 2017 02:24PM
Mudcat Wrote:
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> Last regular one. Tomorrow plumbers make bank.
thread is supposed to be about foods not your shit idiot.
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> Last regular one. Tomorrow plumbers make bank.
thread is supposed to be about foods not your shit idiot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 02:30PM
not a scat thread right? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last regular one. Tomorrow plumbers make bank.
>
>
> thread is supposed to be about foods not your shit
> idiot.
Food once through the bowels is shit you moron. You are a judgemental prick. We accept your mocking us and shit pictures but you are an asshole.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Last regular one. Tomorrow plumbers make bank.
>
>
> thread is supposed to be about foods not your shit
> idiot.
Food once through the bowels is shit you moron. You are a judgemental prick. We accept your mocking us and shit pictures but you are an asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
shit thread
()
Date: November 22, 2017 02:39PM
so it is a scat thread as everyone has accused it of being. 'Food' that is not shit. Shit thread. Great. At least some honesty. How was your shit today liquid, solid. Did it smell strong or not. What did you do with it once it was out of your body. That 'food' in the toilet has some interesting qualities doesnt it. Lets discuss the 'food' that comes out of your rectum shall we. Great stuff.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 02:48PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all, and my hope is your bowels and mine will cooperate, despite large amounts of unsavory items we are making our colons work through. Its probably not polite to your colon to eat all at once.
Turkey and mashed potatoes, mixed with cranberries will lead to a quick visit to the starfish. Last year that wetback plumber of mine came by. I threw him some dirty dollars from my backpocket, and had Matilda pack him some leftovers for his dumb mambo jumbo music to eat with in his old Celica.
This is a time of year to be thankful. I would like to thank my white cardiovascular surgeon, and also President Trump who's doing very very well. Thankful for my sister for helping during a recovery period and also am thankful for soft tp and any breaks my bowels get.
Turkey and mashed potatoes, mixed with cranberries will lead to a quick visit to the starfish. Last year that wetback plumber of mine came by. I threw him some dirty dollars from my backpocket, and had Matilda pack him some leftovers for his dumb mambo jumbo music to eat with in his old Celica.
This is a time of year to be thankful. I would like to thank my white cardiovascular surgeon, and also President Trump who's doing very very well. Thankful for my sister for helping during a recovery period and also am thankful for soft tp and any breaks my bowels get.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
PEl
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:10PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy Thanksgiving to all, and my hope is your
> bowels and mine will cooperate, despite large
> amounts of unsavory items we are making our colons
> work through. Its probably not polite to your
> colon to eat all at once.
>
> Turkey and mashed potatoes, mixed with cranberries
> will lead to a quick visit to the starfish. Last
> year that wetback plumber of mine came by. I threw
> him some dirty dollars from my backpocket, and had
> Matilda pack him some leftovers for his dumb mambo
> jumbo music to eat with in his old Celica.
>
> This is a time of year to be thankful. I would
> like to thank my white cardiovascular surgeon, and
> also President Trump who's doing very very well.
> Thankful for my sister for helping during a
> recovery period and also am thankful for soft tp
> and any breaks my bowels get.
That sounds like you have much to be thankful for my friend! The wife and I are quite thankful for a great many things as well. As I mentioned before I have been experiencing bowel difficulties in my golden years yet with changes to my diet those difficulties have been minimized.
As you may know Prince edward island is known for producing the world's highest quality potatoes and we receive an abundant harvest from the sea. We are going to forgo the traditional Thanksgiving fare and dine upon Malpeque oysters, rice, salad and a nice bottle of wine this holiday. I would like to wish you and the members of your online support network a fabulous Thanksgiving holiday. We look forward to touring your wonderful country this coming Spring!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy Thanksgiving to all, and my hope is your
> bowels and mine will cooperate, despite large
> amounts of unsavory items we are making our colons
> work through. Its probably not polite to your
> colon to eat all at once.
>
> Turkey and mashed potatoes, mixed with cranberries
> will lead to a quick visit to the starfish. Last
> year that wetback plumber of mine came by. I threw
> him some dirty dollars from my backpocket, and had
> Matilda pack him some leftovers for his dumb mambo
> jumbo music to eat with in his old Celica.
>
> This is a time of year to be thankful. I would
> like to thank my white cardiovascular surgeon, and
> also President Trump who's doing very very well.
> Thankful for my sister for helping during a
> recovery period and also am thankful for soft tp
> and any breaks my bowels get.
That sounds like you have much to be thankful for my friend! The wife and I are quite thankful for a great many things as well. As I mentioned before I have been experiencing bowel difficulties in my golden years yet with changes to my diet those difficulties have been minimized.
As you may know Prince edward island is known for producing the world's highest quality potatoes and we receive an abundant harvest from the sea. We are going to forgo the traditional Thanksgiving fare and dine upon Malpeque oysters, rice, salad and a nice bottle of wine this holiday. I would like to wish you and the members of your online support network a fabulous Thanksgiving holiday. We look forward to touring your wonderful country this coming Spring!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Hammer
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:31PM
Tonight at 6 pm Tysons a shit in at LL Bean. The yuppies will have no idea what to do with our stench!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Food for thought
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Matilda
> Ma> Matilda> Matilda> Matilda
-------------------------------------------------------
> Matilda
> Ma> Matilda> Matilda> MatildaRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:48PM
Food for thought Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> Matilda
> Ma>
> Matilda>
> Matilda>
> Matilda
You are hurting my showing these sick fools they are scat lovers by posting nasty gifs.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> Matilda
> Ma>> Matilda
>> Matilda
>> Matilda
You are hurting my showing these sick fools they are scat lovers by posting nasty gifs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ydnhc
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:49PM
PEl Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That sounds like you have much to be thankful for
> my friend! The wife and I are quite thankful for a
> great many things as well. As I mentioned before I
> have been experiencing bowel difficulties in my
> golden years yet with changes to my diet those
> difficulties have been minimized.
> As you may know Prince edward island is known for
> producing the world's highest quality potatoes and
> we receive an abundant harvest from the sea. We
> are going to forgo the traditional Thanksgiving
> fare and dine upon Malpeque oysters, rice, salad
> and a nice bottle of wine this holiday. I would
> like to wish you and the members of your online
> support network a fabulous Thanksgiving holiday.
> We look forward to touring your wonderful country
> this coming Spring!
1. you seem to have lost your English affectation
2. Why are you celebrating US Thanksgiving in Prince Edward Island? Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October why 3. Why would you celebrate Thanksgiving you are supposedly from 'across the pond' England right?
This is a very weak fictional scat character and it will get the hose.
-------------------------------------------------------
> That sounds like you have much to be thankful for
> my friend! The wife and I are quite thankful for a
> great many things as well. As I mentioned before I
> have been experiencing bowel difficulties in my
> golden years yet with changes to my diet those
> difficulties have been minimized.
> As you may know Prince edward island is known for
> producing the world's highest quality potatoes and
> we receive an abundant harvest from the sea. We
> are going to forgo the traditional Thanksgiving
> fare and dine upon Malpeque oysters, rice, salad
> and a nice bottle of wine this holiday. I would
> like to wish you and the members of your online
> support network a fabulous Thanksgiving holiday.
> We look forward to touring your wonderful country
> this coming Spring!
1. you seem to have lost your English affectation
2. Why are you celebrating US Thanksgiving in Prince Edward Island? Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated on the second Monday in October why 3. Why would you celebrate Thanksgiving you are supposedly from 'across the pond' England right?
This is a very weak fictional scat character and it will get the hose.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sounds like.....................
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:54PM
ydnhc Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> PEl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > That sounds like you have much to be thankful
> for
> > my friend! The wife and I are quite thankful for
> a
> > great many things as well. As I mentioned before
> I
> > have been experiencing bowel difficulties in my
> > golden years yet with changes to my diet those
> > difficulties have been minimized.
> > As you may know Prince edward island is known
> for
> > producing the world's highest quality potatoes
> and
> > we receive an abundant harvest from the sea. We
> > are going to forgo the traditional Thanksgiving
> > fare and dine upon Malpeque oysters, rice,
> salad
> > and a nice bottle of wine this holiday. I would
> > like to wish you and the members of your online
> > support network a fabulous Thanksgiving
> holiday.
> > We look forward to touring your wonderful
> country
> > this coming Spring!
>
> 1. you seem to have lost your English affectation
> 2. Why are you celebrating US Thanksgiving in
> Prince Edward Island? Canadian Thanksgiving is
> celebrated on the second Monday in October why
> 3. Why would you celebrate Thanksgiving you are
> supposedly from 'across the pond' England right?
>
>
> This is a very weak fictional scat character and
> it will get the hose.
.......somebody is trolling you very effectively.
-------------------------------------------------------
> PEl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > That sounds like you have much to be thankful
> for
> > my friend! The wife and I are quite thankful for
> a
> > great many things as well. As I mentioned before
> I
> > have been experiencing bowel difficulties in my
> > golden years yet with changes to my diet those
> > difficulties have been minimized.
> > As you may know Prince edward island is known
> for
> > producing the world's highest quality potatoes
> and
> > we receive an abundant harvest from the sea. We
> > are going to forgo the traditional Thanksgiving
> > fare and dine upon Malpeque oysters, rice,
> salad
> > and a nice bottle of wine this holiday. I would
> > like to wish you and the members of your online
> > support network a fabulous Thanksgiving
> holiday.
> > We look forward to touring your wonderful
> country
> > this coming Spring!
>
> 1. you seem to have lost your English affectation
> 2. Why are you celebrating US Thanksgiving in
> Prince Edward Island? Canadian Thanksgiving is
> celebrated on the second Monday in October why
> 3. Why would you celebrate Thanksgiving you are
> supposedly from 'across the pond' England right?
>
>
> This is a very weak fictional scat character and
> it will get the hose.
.......somebody is trolling you very effectively.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
public SerVice
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:54PM
Imy4 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
You are hurting my showing these sick fools they
> are scat lovers by posting nasty gifs.
HOw so? Brown Onion likes to FAP to the images as does VGO
-------------------------------------------------------
You are hurting my showing these sick fools they
> are scat lovers by posting nasty gifs.
HOw so? Brown Onion likes to FAP to the images as does VGO
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 22, 2017 03:57PM
public SerVice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Imy4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> You are hurting my showing these sick fools they
> > are scat lovers by posting nasty gifs.
>
> HOw so? Brown Onion likes to FAP to the images as
> does VGO
As much as I fucking hate them they haven't put poop items up.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Imy4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> You are hurting my showing these sick fools they
> > are scat lovers by posting nasty gifs.
>
> HOw so? Brown Onion likes to FAP to the images as
> does VGO
As much as I fucking hate them they haven't put poop items up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
FFXU roadside assistance
()
Date: November 22, 2017 04:29PM
Miscavage Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > About to hit the road to my daughters house
> in
> > NJ,
> > > but wish everyone a safe and happy
> > Thanksgiving.
> >
> >
> > Why not tell us about the condition and quality
> of
> > your feces before you go? Will it be long
> > luxurious or short, hard lumps. Mmmmmm. Will
> you
> > have to push hard or will it flow easily into
> > fantastic shapes in the toilet. Be naughty and
> > tell us more before you drive...
>
>
> Another fucktard impersonating. How many hours you
> wasted dickhead?
That is the beauty of whats going on. The troller is the one getting trolled and he is too stupid to even realize it.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dave Johns Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > About to hit the road to my daughters house
> in
> > NJ,
> > > but wish everyone a safe and happy
> > Thanksgiving.
> >
> >
> > Why not tell us about the condition and quality
> of
> > your feces before you go? Will it be long
> > luxurious or short, hard lumps. Mmmmmm. Will
> you
> > have to push hard or will it flow easily into
> > fantastic shapes in the toilet. Be naughty and
> > tell us more before you drive...
>
>
> Another fucktard impersonating. How many hours you
> wasted dickhead?
That is the beauty of whats going on. The troller is the one getting trolled and he is too stupid to even realize it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 22, 2017 04:45PM
His gifs are a special kind of nasty. I think he's a scat lover and recently did time in a mental institution but still irritating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 22, 2017 06:27PM
Imy4 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> His gifs are a special kind of nasty. I think he's
> a scat lover and recently did time in a mental
> institution but still irritating.
Okay Imy4, I'm glad despite our differences, that we can finally agree on at least one thing. Any individual who place pictures of excrement here and the like are not suffering bowel woes, rather they are sick in the head.
A lot of out of state license plates. Not too sure if I should run over savages with the Buick or stay inside.
-------------------------------------------------------
> His gifs are a special kind of nasty. I think he's
> a scat lover and recently did time in a mental
> institution but still irritating.
Okay Imy4, I'm glad despite our differences, that we can finally agree on at least one thing. Any individual who place pictures of excrement here and the like are not suffering bowel woes, rather they are sick in the head.
A lot of out of state license plates. Not too sure if I should run over savages with the Buick or stay inside.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hard Wiper
()
Date: November 22, 2017 07:12PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Charmins new double rolls are the most gentle.
Charmins new double rolls are the most gentle.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buford T Justice
()
Date: November 22, 2017 07:27PM
Happy to be back to regular diet as size portions of turkey and potatoes can be devoured. I am looking forward to tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Feces Frank
()
Date: November 23, 2017 02:10AM
BROWN ONION GOBBLES SHIT FROM MEN’S ASSES.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Methane Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2017 04:02AM
Want to stink up a room? Asparagus and milk. You're welcome!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: November 23, 2017 05:00AM
Hi all. Happy Thanksgiving from 5am guy! 5am guy is still depressed but not as much as he was. 5am guy is going to visit his mother in the nursing home today. 5am guy will eat the thanksgiving meal that has been prepared by the institutional food kitchen with his mother. 5am guy knows this is going to be a horrific experience. 5am guy will be surrounded by bib wearing elderly people drooling and leaning to one side as they attempt to shovel the disgusting food into their mouths. At least one of the nursing home residents will shit in his or her pants during the meal. 5am guy is not looking forward to this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 06:13AM
I ate at IHOP this morning. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: November 23, 2017 06:33AM
Happy Thanksgiving BiB's!
Mrs Dive and I want to wish everyone a happy holiday season. We all know that we are going to endure bowel abuse today but hey, it's a great American tradition!
Mrs Dive and I want to wish everyone a happy holiday season. We all know that we are going to endure bowel abuse today but hey, it's a great American tradition!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 08:23AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy Thanksgiving BiB's!
>
> Mrs Dive and I want to wish everyone a happy
> holiday season. We all know that we are going to
> endure bowel abuse today but hey, it's a great
> American tradition!
You too as today is going to hurt.
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> Happy Thanksgiving BiB's!
>
> Mrs Dive and I want to wish everyone a happy
> holiday season. We all know that we are going to
> endure bowel abuse today but hey, it's a great
> American tradition!
You too as today is going to hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: November 23, 2017 08:40AM
My bowels! My bowels! STFU
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 09:37AM
To Dive and everyone Happy Thanksgiving. I am grateful for the heart surgery, and that Matilda and my niece are cooking up tasty foods as I read about wetbacks in the Washington Posts crime section.
Not surprised by these gang idiots, whom appear to be disemboweled in the brain.
Admittedly today's feast will lead to midwives and who knows what else.
Not surprised by these gang idiots, whom appear to be disemboweled in the brain.
Admittedly today's feast will lead to midwives and who knows what else.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Food comes out of us lets talk
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Date: November 23, 2017 09:41AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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excrement here
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excrement here
excrement hereexcrement hereexcrement hereexcrement hereexcrement hereRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Keeps Posting - Giffy
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Date: November 23, 2017 09:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To Dive and everyone Happy Thanksgiving. I am
> grateful for the heart surgery, and that Matilda
> and my niece are cooking up tasty foods as I read
> about wetbacks in the Washington Posts crime
> section.
>
> Not surprised by these gang idiots, whom appear to
> be disemboweled in the brain.
>
> Admittedly today's feast will lead to midwives and
> who knows what else.
bad news Brown you didnt make it - you died. Thats what you told all of us here then left for 4 months. Where were you all that time? Heart surgery patients are walking within 24 hours these days - Drs. require it. You were just too sick for 4 months to log on. phony
Anyway hope you eat way too much and have terminal bowel compaction you racist piece of used food.
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> To Dive and everyone Happy Thanksgiving. I am
> grateful for the heart surgery, and that Matilda
> and my niece are cooking up tasty foods as I read
> about wetbacks in the Washington Posts crime
> section.
>
> Not surprised by these gang idiots, whom appear to
> be disemboweled in the brain.
>
> Admittedly today's feast will lead to midwives and
> who knows what else.
bad news Brown you didnt make it - you died. Thats what you told all of us here then left for 4 months. Where were you all that time? Heart surgery patients are walking within 24 hours these days - Drs. require it. You were just too sick for 4 months to log on. phony
Anyway hope you eat way too much and have terminal bowel compaction you racist piece of used food.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 10:04AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all. Happy Thanksgiving from 5am guy! 5am guy
> is still depressed but not as much as he was. 5am
> guy is going to visit his mother in the nursing
> home today. 5am guy will eat the thanksgiving meal
> that has been prepared by the institutional food
> kitchen with his mother. 5am guy knows this is
> going to be a horrific experience. 5am guy will be
> surrounded by bib wearing elderly people drooling
> and leaning to one side as they attempt to shovel
> the disgusting food into their mouths. At least
> one of the nursing home residents will shit in his
> or her pants during the meal. 5am guy is not
> looking forward to this.
5am guy you can be thankful to be free of Denny's girl. Is she still locked up?
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> Hi all. Happy Thanksgiving from 5am guy! 5am guy
> is still depressed but not as much as he was. 5am
> guy is going to visit his mother in the nursing
> home today. 5am guy will eat the thanksgiving meal
> that has been prepared by the institutional food
> kitchen with his mother. 5am guy knows this is
> going to be a horrific experience. 5am guy will be
> surrounded by bib wearing elderly people drooling
> and leaning to one side as they attempt to shovel
> the disgusting food into their mouths. At least
> one of the nursing home residents will shit in his
> or her pants during the meal. 5am guy is not
> looking forward to this.
5am guy you can be thankful to be free of Denny's girl. Is she still locked up?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
That is depressing
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Date: November 23, 2017 10:23AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all. Happy Thanksgiving from 5am guy! 5am guy
> is still depressed but not as much as he was. 5am
> guy is going to visit his mother in the nursing
> home today. 5am guy will eat the thanksgiving meal
> that has been prepared by the institutional food
> kitchen with his mother. 5am guy knows this is
> going to be a horrific experience. 5am guy will be
> surrounded by bib wearing elderly people drooling
> and leaning to one side as they attempt to shovel
> the disgusting food into their mouths. At least
> one of the nursing home residents will shit in his
> or her pants during the meal. 5am guy is not
> looking forward to this.
So you are having Thanksgiving at Brown Onion's house. That is depressing.
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> Hi all. Happy Thanksgiving from 5am guy! 5am guy
> is still depressed but not as much as he was. 5am
> guy is going to visit his mother in the nursing
> home today. 5am guy will eat the thanksgiving meal
> that has been prepared by the institutional food
> kitchen with his mother. 5am guy knows this is
> going to be a horrific experience. 5am guy will be
> surrounded by bib wearing elderly people drooling
> and leaning to one side as they attempt to shovel
> the disgusting food into their mouths. At least
> one of the nursing home residents will shit in his
> or her pants during the meal. 5am guy is not
> looking forward to this.
So you are having Thanksgiving at Brown Onion's house. That is depressing.
.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 10:28AM
Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
no doubtl
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Date: November 23, 2017 10:47AM
Feces Frank Wrote:
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> BROWN ONION GOBBLES SHIT FROM MEN’S ASSES.
no doubt
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> BROWN ONION GOBBLES SHIT FROM MEN’S ASSES.
no doubt
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Even on a holiday
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Date: November 23, 2017 10:49AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
how are your bowels?
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> Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 01:46PM
Even on a holiday Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
>
> how are your bowels?
Like an old Ford Pinto. How do you think they are? Now I shared why don't you?
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> > Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
>
> how are your bowels?
Like an old Ford Pinto. How do you think they are? Now I shared why don't you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
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Date: November 23, 2017 02:02PM
No spinning signz no oil changez. Sit by bayz no dollarz today but healthy bunz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
GGKLF
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Date: November 23, 2017 02:05PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
GO AWAY YOU PHONY CUNT TROLL. ISN’T YOUR MOMMY CALLING YOU FOR DINNER YET? STUPID FUCKING TWAT.
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> Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
GO AWAY YOU PHONY CUNT TROLL. ISN’T YOUR MOMMY CALLING YOU FOR DINNER YET? STUPID FUCKING TWAT.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 02:16PM
Well, my Dad started cooking a big turkey at 10 am, he was drinking and cooking and when he pulled the turkey out of the oven to baste it he dropped it on the floor. Hot turkey grease burned my Dads bare feet. My Mom got angry because he messed up the floor big time. We are having a very dysfunctional Thanksgiving. Now my Dad has his feet in ice water and my Mom threw the turkey away. Our obese neighbor is going to bring over part of his turkey when it is cooked. I wish I was at school today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2017 02:28PM
GGKLF Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
>
>
> GO AWAY YOU PHONY CUNT TROLL. ISN’T YOUR MOMMY
> CALLING YOU FOR DINNER YET? STUPID FUCKING TWAT.
Your mommy's up your ass.
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even on a holiday you harass others. Well done.
>
>
> GO AWAY YOU PHONY CUNT TROLL. ISN’T YOUR MOMMY
> CALLING YOU FOR DINNER YET? STUPID FUCKING TWAT.
Your mommy's up your ass.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2017 02:29PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, my Dad started cooking a big turkey at 10
> am, he was drinking and cooking and when he pulled
> the turkey out of the oven to baste it he dropped
> it on the floor. Hot turkey grease burned my Dads
> bare feet. My Mom got angry because he messed up
> the floor big time. We are having a very
> dysfunctional Thanksgiving. Now my Dad has his
> feet in ice water and my Mom threw the turkey
> away. Our obese neighbor is going to bring over
> part of his turkey when it is cooked. I wish I was
> at school today.
This is truly a terrible Thanksgiving. Its a shame you can't find with the brothers in bowel spring onion.
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> Well, my Dad started cooking a big turkey at 10
> am, he was drinking and cooking and when he pulled
> the turkey out of the oven to baste it he dropped
> it on the floor. Hot turkey grease burned my Dads
> bare feet. My Mom got angry because he messed up
> the floor big time. We are having a very
> dysfunctional Thanksgiving. Now my Dad has his
> feet in ice water and my Mom threw the turkey
> away. Our obese neighbor is going to bring over
> part of his turkey when it is cooked. I wish I was
> at school today.
This is truly a terrible Thanksgiving. Its a shame you can't find with the brothers in bowel spring onion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: November 23, 2017 03:33PM
Goulash just goulash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
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Date: November 23, 2017 04:03PM
I was right. Turkey and the trimmings are great. Not sure if its the quantity or quality, it might be mixing the foods but two hours later a huge shit with no delay at all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 23, 2017 07:34PM
Mudcat Wrote:
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> I was right. Turkey and the trimmings are great.
> Not sure if its the quantity or quality, it might
> be mixing the foods but two hours later a huge
> shit with no delay at all.
These foods plow through our guts. As soon as these delectables pass our esophagus, with warp speed to and through our bowels.
And our starfish pay a heavy price.
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> I was right. Turkey and the trimmings are great.
> Not sure if its the quantity or quality, it might
> be mixing the foods but two hours later a huge
> shit with no delay at all.
These foods plow through our guts. As soon as these delectables pass our esophagus, with warp speed to and through our bowels.
And our starfish pay a heavy price.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fuck BO
()
Date: November 23, 2017 08:23PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was right. Turkey and the trimmings are
> great.
> > Not sure if its the quantity or quality, it
> might
> > be mixing the foods but two hours later a huge
> > shit with no delay at all.
>
>
> These foods plow through our guts. As soon as
> these delectables pass our esophagus, with warp
> speed to and through our bowels.
>
> And our starfish pay a heavy price.
You’re a moron. You should go fuck yourself.
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> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was right. Turkey and the trimmings are
> great.
> > Not sure if its the quantity or quality, it
> might
> > be mixing the foods but two hours later a huge
> > shit with no delay at all.
>
>
> These foods plow through our guts. As soon as
> these delectables pass our esophagus, with warp
> speed to and through our bowels.
>
> And our starfish pay a heavy price.
You’re a moron. You should go fuck yourself.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 24, 2017 05:59AM
I am up early cause I'm going to my grandmas house for two whole days. My Mom is going to drive me there and it's about a hour drive. My Grandma will take me to the grocery store and let me buy anything I want. My bowels are going to be recovering from yesterday's thanksgiving abuse so this is really good. I am going to rake all of grandma's leaves and trim her dog's toenails.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: November 24, 2017 06:03AM
Brown and red Fridayz specialz! Come on down in nothing but g stringz spinning signz got the bunz out for dealz. A bit upset after relativez pent up perhapz? Just a few dollarz bayz in bayz you get changez.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: November 24, 2017 06:54AM
Well, I sure hope all the BiB's are recovering nicely from yesterday's feastivities. I feel like I was truly blessed from the Lord above to deliver a good size number 4 just a few minutes ago. I tell you guys the heated seat on my Toto washlet is just fantastic on a cold morning and it helps you relax and take a great dump. I highly recommend the Toto Washlet automated toilet seat!
https://www.totousa.com/products/washlets
https://www.totousa.com/products/washlets
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
goulash
()
Date: November 24, 2017 09:30AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Goulash just goulash
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> Goulash just goulash
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
starfish
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Date: November 24, 2017 09:37AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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our starfishour starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish
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our starfish
our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish our starfish