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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
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Date: December 04, 2017 12:12PM
The boss and I sitting down to talk about hygiene might have helped. Not one mess missed het. Going to be more vigilant.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: December 04, 2017 01:38PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> The boss and I sitting down to talk about hygiene
> might have helped. Not one mess missed het. Going
> to be more vigilant.
Here's to continued success.
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> The boss and I sitting down to talk about hygiene
> might have helped. Not one mess missed het. Going
> to be more vigilant.
Here's to continued success.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
High plains shitter
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Date: December 04, 2017 02:42PM
I enjoy shitting in the woods. Love it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
toilet trained!
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Date: December 04, 2017 03:19PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> The boss and I sitting down to talk about hygiene
> might have helped. Not one mess missed het. Going
> to be more vigilant.
Hey Brown great news to hear you are finally toilet trained! Better late than never I always say. Did your boss buy you some 'big boy' ice cream for a reward?
(PS holiday shit in at Nordstroms Pentagon City this Friday at 7pm. I think we will have enough for a round or two of Tennessee Tea Stains game so pick up some cheese cloth and remember to wear dark slacks)
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> The boss and I sitting down to talk about hygiene
> might have helped. Not one mess missed het. Going
> to be more vigilant.
Hey Brown great news to hear you are finally toilet trained! Better late than never I always say. Did your boss buy you some 'big boy' ice cream for a reward?
(PS holiday shit in at Nordstroms Pentagon City this Friday at 7pm. I think we will have enough for a round or two of Tennessee Tea Stains game so pick up some cheese cloth and remember to wear dark slacks)
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2017 06:32PM
You are so damn rude. I spent the better part of the day straining and am disappointed to see non stop negativity and sarcasm.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2017 07:49PM
I'm glad that my bowels have settled down. Earlier today they were like the La Brea Tar Pits, and the acids seemed to have grinded down the chicken and falafel that were troublesome. I do wish that I could eat what I wanted, but at this age, its better than tapioca pudding.
If tomorrow holds, it should be a great day for running over third world savages. Unfortunately my sister Matilda, who also has IBS will be going to the ass doctor. Cold indifference and his thick fingers up my poor sister's wazoo. I hope he does wash his hands afterwards, the bastard that he is.
If tomorrow holds, it should be a great day for running over third world savages. Unfortunately my sister Matilda, who also has IBS will be going to the ass doctor. Cold indifference and his thick fingers up my poor sister's wazoo. I hope he does wash his hands afterwards, the bastard that he is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Marcus 20:10
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Date: December 04, 2017 08:22PM
Our bowels are sacred. They usher forth a hasty pudding left behind by our colon after its done its job taking life force from our food. We should celebrate our bowels AND our wastes. These are products of His Plan.
'Do not fear nor eschew your wastes as they are divine by His hand... rejoice even watery leavings...' Marcus 20:10
'Do not fear nor eschew your wastes as they are divine by His hand... rejoice even watery leavings...' Marcus 20:10
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: December 04, 2017 08:40PM
You all still bitching about your rear ends ?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Christmas Blue Plate Special
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Date: December 04, 2017 09:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister Matilda my> sister MatildaRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: December 04, 2017 10:56PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'm glad that my bowels have settled down. Earlier
> today they were like the La Brea Tar Pits, and the
> acids seemed to have grinded down the chicken and
> falafel that were troublesome. I do wish that I
> could eat what I wanted, but at this age, its
> better than tapioca pudding.
>
> If tomorrow holds, it should be a great day for
> running over third world savages. Unfortunately my
> sister Matilda, who also has IBS will be going to
> the ass doctor. Cold indifference and his thick
> fingers up my poor sister's wazoo. I hope he does
> wash his hands afterwards, the bastard that he is.
Quit fucking your sister in the ass and maybe she wouldn’t have that problem, you racist nitwit.
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> I'm glad that my bowels have settled down. Earlier
> today they were like the La Brea Tar Pits, and the
> acids seemed to have grinded down the chicken and
> falafel that were troublesome. I do wish that I
> could eat what I wanted, but at this age, its
> better than tapioca pudding.
>
> If tomorrow holds, it should be a great day for
> running over third world savages. Unfortunately my
> sister Matilda, who also has IBS will be going to
> the ass doctor. Cold indifference and his thick
> fingers up my poor sister's wazoo. I hope he does
> wash his hands afterwards, the bastard that he is.
Quit fucking your sister in the ass and maybe she wouldn’t have that problem, you racist nitwit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 04:45AM
I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 06:07AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
Perhaps you should be kinder, more polite to your bowels than eating such foods. We'd like to hear more about your diet and bowels. Each day you seem to have the same message.
Awake this morning, can feel the deluge of sand bags in my gut. It is quite possible, I could be dropping a James Comey sized shit later today. But first I have to take my sister to the "ass doctor" at 830. "Routine Check up." Yeah, sure. For those of us who have IBS, there's nothing routine about a doctor jamming his thick fingers up our rectums, or using devices that are large, uncomfortable, and awkward. I honestly don't understand how homosexuals enjoy being prodded, because each time I go to the doctor, I'm left with a sore starfish, problems crapping that are worse than normal, and cold indifference along with having to pay for this shit.
The worst is their yelling Matilda out so loud. Can't they go to a DMV system with a number, its embarrassing. And then for the nurses to strap her down to the table, so the doctor can come in with a smug smile, smoking a cigarette, and usually able to drink a cold one while he conducts his examination. Unreal.
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> I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
Perhaps you should be kinder, more polite to your bowels than eating such foods. We'd like to hear more about your diet and bowels. Each day you seem to have the same message.
Awake this morning, can feel the deluge of sand bags in my gut. It is quite possible, I could be dropping a James Comey sized shit later today. But first I have to take my sister to the "ass doctor" at 830. "Routine Check up." Yeah, sure. For those of us who have IBS, there's nothing routine about a doctor jamming his thick fingers up our rectums, or using devices that are large, uncomfortable, and awkward. I honestly don't understand how homosexuals enjoy being prodded, because each time I go to the doctor, I'm left with a sore starfish, problems crapping that are worse than normal, and cold indifference along with having to pay for this shit.
The worst is their yelling Matilda out so loud. Can't they go to a DMV system with a number, its embarrassing. And then for the nurses to strap her down to the table, so the doctor can come in with a smug smile, smoking a cigarette, and usually able to drink a cold one while he conducts his examination. Unreal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO Boring Post Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 07:56AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda
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yelling Matilda
yelling Matilda
yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda yelling Matilda Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
I see stupid posts all the time
()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:19AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor
> > bowels!
>
>
> Perhaps you should be kinder, more polite to your
> bowels than eating such foods. We'd like to hear
> more about your diet and bowels. Each day you seem
> to have the same message.
>
> Awake this morning, can feel the deluge of sand
> bags in my gut. It is quite possible, I could be
> dropping a James Comey sized shit later today. But
> first I have to take my sister to the "ass doctor"
> at 830. "Routine Check up." Yeah, sure. For those
> of us who have IBS, there's nothing routine about
> a doctor jamming his thick fingers up our rectums,
> or using devices that are large, uncomfortable,
> and awkward. I honestly don't understand how
> homosexuals enjoy being prodded, because each time
> I go to the doctor, I'm left with a sore starfish,
> problems crapping that are worse than normal, and
> cold indifference along with having to pay for
> this shit.
>
> The worst is their yelling Matilda out so loud.
> Can't they go to a DMV system with a number, its
> embarrassing. And then for the nurses to strap her
> down to the table, so the doctor can come in with
> a smug smile, smoking a cigarette, and usually
> able to drink a cold one while he conducts his
> examination. Unreal.
Same boring shit from you every day too. I see you are trying to add some narrative - please dont. Your writing skills suck and your imagination is nill - a Dr. with thick fingers smoking a cigarette during an exam. Dumb.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor
> > bowels!
>
>
> Perhaps you should be kinder, more polite to your
> bowels than eating such foods. We'd like to hear
> more about your diet and bowels. Each day you seem
> to have the same message.
>
> Awake this morning, can feel the deluge of sand
> bags in my gut. It is quite possible, I could be
> dropping a James Comey sized shit later today. But
> first I have to take my sister to the "ass doctor"
> at 830. "Routine Check up." Yeah, sure. For those
> of us who have IBS, there's nothing routine about
> a doctor jamming his thick fingers up our rectums,
> or using devices that are large, uncomfortable,
> and awkward. I honestly don't understand how
> homosexuals enjoy being prodded, because each time
> I go to the doctor, I'm left with a sore starfish,
> problems crapping that are worse than normal, and
> cold indifference along with having to pay for
> this shit.
>
> The worst is their yelling Matilda out so loud.
> Can't they go to a DMV system with a number, its
> embarrassing. And then for the nurses to strap her
> down to the table, so the doctor can come in with
> a smug smile, smoking a cigarette, and usually
> able to drink a cold one while he conducts his
> examination. Unreal.
Same boring shit from you every day too. I see you are trying to add some narrative - please dont. Your writing skills suck and your imagination is nill - a Dr. with thick fingers smoking a cigarette during an exam. Dumb.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Onion Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:43AM
I see stupid posts all the time Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Diced Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My
> poor
> > > bowels!
> >
> >
> > Perhaps you should be kinder, more polite to
> your
> > bowels than eating such foods. We'd like to
> hear
> > more about your diet and bowels. Each day you
> seem
> > to have the same message.
> >
> > Awake this morning, can feel the deluge of sand
> > bags in my gut. It is quite possible, I could
> be
> > dropping a James Comey sized shit later today.
> But
> > first I have to take my sister to the "ass
> doctor"
> > at 830. "Routine Check up." Yeah, sure. For
> those
> > of us who have IBS, there's nothing routine
> about
> > a doctor jamming his thick fingers up our
> rectums,
> > or using devices that are large, uncomfortable,
> > and awkward. I honestly don't understand how
> > homosexuals enjoy being prodded, because each
> time
> > I go to the doctor, I'm left with a sore
> starfish,
> > problems crapping that are worse than normal,
> and
> > cold indifference along with having to pay for
> > this shit.
> >
> > The worst is their yelling Matilda out so loud.
> > Can't they go to a DMV system with a number,
> its
> > embarrassing. And then for the nurses to strap
> her
> > down to the table, so the doctor can come in
> with
> > a smug smile, smoking a cigarette, and usually
> > able to drink a cold one while he conducts his
> > examination. Unreal.
>
> Same boring shit from you every day too. I see
> you are trying to add some narrative - please
> dont. Your writing skills suck and your
> imagination is nill - a Dr. with thick fingers
> smoking a cigarette during an exam. Dumb.
Exactly. Go the fuck away with your stupid BO troll. Wasn’t funny before, isn’t funny now. Its probably that retarded Miz dude.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Diced Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My
> poor
> > > bowels!
> >
> >
> > Perhaps you should be kinder, more polite to
> your
> > bowels than eating such foods. We'd like to
> hear
> > more about your diet and bowels. Each day you
> seem
> > to have the same message.
> >
> > Awake this morning, can feel the deluge of sand
> > bags in my gut. It is quite possible, I could
> be
> > dropping a James Comey sized shit later today.
> But
> > first I have to take my sister to the "ass
> doctor"
> > at 830. "Routine Check up." Yeah, sure. For
> those
> > of us who have IBS, there's nothing routine
> about
> > a doctor jamming his thick fingers up our
> rectums,
> > or using devices that are large, uncomfortable,
> > and awkward. I honestly don't understand how
> > homosexuals enjoy being prodded, because each
> time
> > I go to the doctor, I'm left with a sore
> starfish,
> > problems crapping that are worse than normal,
> and
> > cold indifference along with having to pay for
> > this shit.
> >
> > The worst is their yelling Matilda out so loud.
> > Can't they go to a DMV system with a number,
> its
> > embarrassing. And then for the nurses to strap
> her
> > down to the table, so the doctor can come in
> with
> > a smug smile, smoking a cigarette, and usually
> > able to drink a cold one while he conducts his
> > examination. Unreal.
>
> Same boring shit from you every day too. I see
> you are trying to add some narrative - please
> dont. Your writing skills suck and your
> imagination is nill - a Dr. with thick fingers
> smoking a cigarette during an exam. Dumb.
Exactly. Go the fuck away with your stupid BO troll. Wasn’t funny before, isn’t funny now. Its probably that retarded Miz dude.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
what are you doing here
()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:45AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
who exactly gets up at 445 in the morning and thinks - Ill post on a scat thread? Do yourself a favor and stop eating candy bars and switch to eating a bullet.
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> I ate candy bars. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
who exactly gets up at 445 in the morning and thinks - Ill post on a scat thread? Do yourself a favor and stop eating candy bars and switch to eating a bullet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 10:08AM
The cipotle food from yesterday caused butt thunder with high winds last night but at least it cleaned me out. I think I will go with a 6 dollar little ceasers pizza for lunch today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 10:41AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> The cipotle food from yesterday caused butt
> thunder with high winds last night but at least it
> cleaned me out. I think I will go with a 6 dollar
> little ceasers pizza for lunch today.
That's painful!
Brown Onion would it help if I wrote a therapeutic letter to my bowels?
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> The cipotle food from yesterday caused butt
> thunder with high winds last night but at least it
> cleaned me out. I think I will go with a 6 dollar
> little ceasers pizza for lunch today.
That's painful!
Brown Onion would it help if I wrote a therapeutic letter to my bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 11:58AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The cipotle food from yesterday caused butt
> > thunder with high winds last night but at least
> it
> > cleaned me out. I think I will go with a 6
> dollar
> > little ceasers pizza for lunch today.
>
>
> That's painful!
>
> Brown Onion would it help if I wrote a therapeutic
> letter to my bowels?
It couldn't hurt. Will write more later as Matilda is sedated, and I will write a letter to my bowels too. Right now carrying her in the house with midwives is a chore. And she keeps passing gas so guessing the doctor dug deep in her mud pond.
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> Boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The cipotle food from yesterday caused butt
> > thunder with high winds last night but at least
> it
> > cleaned me out. I think I will go with a 6
> dollar
> > little ceasers pizza for lunch today.
>
>
> That's painful!
>
> Brown Onion would it help if I wrote a therapeutic
> letter to my bowels?
It couldn't hurt. Will write more later as Matilda is sedated, and I will write a letter to my bowels too. Right now carrying her in the house with midwives is a chore. And she keeps passing gas so guessing the doctor dug deep in her mud pond.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gluttony of Bowels
()
Date: December 05, 2017 12:08PM
Shit in tonight Lord and Taylor's. Fair Oaks mall at 7 pm. Brown Hammer and I want to spread scents to shoppers of shit
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 02:18PM
I ate half a extra most bestest pizza from little ceasers at lunch. Churning sounds are now coming from my gut. Good thing I have over 30 sick days saved up as I may have to use one tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mud Pond Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 03:50PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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doctor dug deep in her mud pond
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doctor dug deep in her mud pondRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 20006
()
Date: December 05, 2017 03:52PM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Got g stringz and bunny tailz on. Gotta get customerz or bozz gets tantrumz and bowelz get plowz with no beerz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 04:30PM
Dear bowels,
You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes, but your brown eye, the starfish and all internal plumbing have failed me.
You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my bowels. And now you betray. I am very disappointed and feel you owe me an apology,
Brown Onion
You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes, but your brown eye, the starfish and all internal plumbing have failed me.
You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my bowels. And now you betray. I am very disappointed and feel you owe me an apology,
Brown Onion
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 05, 2017 05:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dear bowels,
>
> You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam
> together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes,
> but your brown eye, the starfish and all internal
> plumbing have failed me.
>
> You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my
> bowels. And now you betray. I am very disappointed
> and feel you owe me an apology,
>
> Brown Onion
Very touching.
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> Dear bowels,
>
> You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam
> together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes,
> but your brown eye, the starfish and all internal
> plumbing have failed me.
>
> You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my
> bowels. And now you betray. I am very disappointed
> and feel you owe me an apology,
>
> Brown Onion
Very touching.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Perfect Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 05:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
Funny shit at MOMS
()
Date: December 05, 2017 06:42PM
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Morning Message about Carla ()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:42AM
'Be at peace and celebrate thou bowels divine; shriek not at thine bowels hideous bounty as, like the sun each day, they are but a blessed cycle. If thou may retch at explosive and watery emissions, know that there is a place in the circle of life for those that must devour these offerings. To them you and your precious bowels are holy providers...' Book of Turds 24:11
Posted by: Morning Message about Carla ()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:42AM
'Be at peace and celebrate thou bowels divine; shriek not at thine bowels hideous bounty as, like the sun each day, they are but a blessed cycle. If thou may retch at explosive and watery emissions, know that there is a place in the circle of life for those that must devour these offerings. To them you and your precious bowels are holy providers...' Book of Turds 24:11
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 07:54PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dear bowels,
> >
> > You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam
> > together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes,
> > but your brown eye, the starfish and all
> internal
> > plumbing have failed me.
> >
> > You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my
> > bowels. And now you betray. I am very
> disappointed
> > and feel you owe me an apology,
> >
> > Brown Onion
>
>
> Very touching.
Thank you Dive Bomber. I think forgot who came up with this was a good idea. Feeling slightly better and less frustrated. How are your bowels and your hernia coming along?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dear bowels,
> >
> > You've caused howls, yet we did survive Nam
> > together. Our unit disemboweled the slant eyes,
> > but your brown eye, the starfish and all
> internal
> > plumbing have failed me.
> >
> > You used to work in tandem. All 40 feet of my
> > bowels. And now you betray. I am very
> disappointed
> > and feel you owe me an apology,
> >
> > Brown Onion
>
>
> Very touching.
Thank you Dive Bomber. I think forgot who came up with this was a good idea. Feeling slightly better and less frustrated. How are your bowels and your hernia coming along?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: December 05, 2017 08:35PM
My bowels my bowels waaaaaaaaaah
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: December 05, 2017 09:04PM
I think another 4 foot rope is in process
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Orion Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2017 09:11PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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your bowels
your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels your bowels Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: December 06, 2017 05:01AM
Hello everyone! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy had the night off last night and 5am guy has been trying to sleep some during the night. 5am guy has a psychologist appointment today. 5am guy has bad mental health. 5am guy wishes everyone good bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 06:38AM
I ate Frosted Flakes. What was I thinking? My poor bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:24AM
Going to feel the Wrath of Khan today. My bowels are grinding cheese with a spork, and getting ready for the floodgates to open on what's left of my starfish.
My innards wouldn't even be eaten by a vulture.
My innards wouldn't even be eaten by a vulture.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fapper in the house
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
5am bro fren
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:51AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hello everyone! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy
> had the night off last night and 5am guy has been
> trying to sleep some during the night. 5am guy has
> a psychologist appointment today. 5am guy has bad
> mental health. 5am guy wishes everyone good
> bowels!
posting here is bad for anyones mental health. Get a day job shift work sucks. Go back to school, get a skill. Stop drinking go to a meeting.
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> Hello everyone! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy
> had the night off last night and 5am guy has been
> trying to sleep some during the night. 5am guy has
> a psychologist appointment today. 5am guy has bad
> mental health. 5am guy wishes everyone good
> bowels!
posting here is bad for anyones mental health. Get a day job shift work sucks. Go back to school, get a skill. Stop drinking go to a meeting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: December 06, 2017 08:04AM
5am bro fren Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello everyone! 5am guy checking in again. 5am
> guy
> > had the night off last night and 5am guy has
> been
> > trying to sleep some during the night. 5am guy
> has
> > a psychologist appointment today. 5am guy has
> bad
> > mental health. 5am guy wishes everyone good
> > bowels!
>
> posting here is bad for anyones mental health.
> Get a day job shift work sucks. Go back to
> school, get a skill. Stop drinking go to a
> meeting.
How are your bowels - do you have groin pimple?
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5 am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello everyone! 5am guy checking in again. 5am
> guy
> > had the night off last night and 5am guy has
> been
> > trying to sleep some during the night. 5am guy
> has
> > a psychologist appointment today. 5am guy has
> bad
> > mental health. 5am guy wishes everyone good
> > bowels!
>
> posting here is bad for anyones mental health.
> Get a day job shift work sucks. Go back to
> school, get a skill. Stop drinking go to a
> meeting.
How are your bowels - do you have groin pimple?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 20006
()
Date: December 06, 2017 09:20AM
Got signz out whistlez get your changez here. Trying to make dollarz you get changez I get soiled undiez.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 06, 2017 09:37AM
Immature blather and pictures of feces. Surprised? Nope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: December 06, 2017 10:21AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Immature blather and pictures of feces. Surprised?
> Nope.
The pictures are a refreshing celebration of what this thread is really about. there is nothing taboo about our bodily functions - the pictures are of elimination not sexualization of feces. As a Dr. you should see the value in observing sacred elimination.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Immature blather and pictures of feces. Surprised?
> Nope.
The pictures are a refreshing celebration of what this thread is really about. there is nothing taboo about our bodily functions - the pictures are of elimination not sexualization of feces. As a Dr. you should see the value in observing sacred elimination.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 10:46AM
Dr. Fingers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Immature blather and pictures of feces.
> Surprised?
> > Nope.
>
>
> The pictures are a refreshing celebration of what
> this thread is really about. there is nothing
> taboo about our bodily functions - the pictures
> are of elimination not sexualization of feces. As
> a Dr. you should see the value in observing sacred
> elimination.
Yes check with your psychiatrist about your shit obsession. After you spend time in treatment let us know how you are.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Immature blather and pictures of feces.
> Surprised?
> > Nope.
>
>
> The pictures are a refreshing celebration of what
> this thread is really about. there is nothing
> taboo about our bodily functions - the pictures
> are of elimination not sexualization of feces. As
> a Dr. you should see the value in observing sacred
> elimination.
Yes check with your psychiatrist about your shit obsession. After you spend time in treatment let us know how you are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
more for you
()
Date: December 06, 2017 10:52AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Immature blather and pictures of feces.
> > Surprised?
> > > Nope.
> >
> >
> > The pictures are a refreshing celebration of
> what
> > this thread is really about. there is nothing
> > taboo about our bodily functions - the pictures
> > are of elimination not sexualization of feces.
> As
> > a Dr. you should see the value in observing
> sacred
> > elimination.
>
> Yes check with your psychiatrist about your shit
> obsession. After you spend time in treatment let
> us know how you are.
you know you like the pictures that is why you insist on posting as brown onion so you get more of what you like.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Immature blather and pictures of feces.
> > Surprised?
> > > Nope.
> >
> >
> > The pictures are a refreshing celebration of
> what
> > this thread is really about. there is nothing
> > taboo about our bodily functions - the pictures
> > are of elimination not sexualization of feces.
> As
> > a Dr. you should see the value in observing
> sacred
> > elimination.
>
> Yes check with your psychiatrist about your shit
> obsession. After you spend time in treatment let
> us know how you are.
you know you like the pictures that is why you insist on posting as brown onion so you get more of what you like.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 11:28AM
more for you Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Immature blather and pictures of feces.
> > > Surprised?
> > > > Nope.
> > >
> > >
> > > The pictures are a refreshing celebration of
> > what
> > > this thread is really about. there is
> nothing
> > > taboo about our bodily functions - the
> pictures
> > > are of elimination not sexualization of feces.
>
> > As
> > > a Dr. you should see the value in observing
> > sacred
> > > elimination.
> >
> > Yes check with your psychiatrist about your
> shit
> > obsession. After you spend time in treatment
> let
> > us know how you are.
>
> you know you like the pictures that is why you
> insist on posting as brown onion so you get more
> of what you like.
Your delusions continue
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anon Doc. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Immature blather and pictures of feces.
> > > Surprised?
> > > > Nope.
> > >
> > >
> > > The pictures are a refreshing celebration of
> > what
> > > this thread is really about. there is
> nothing
> > > taboo about our bodily functions - the
> pictures
> > > are of elimination not sexualization of feces.
>
> > As
> > > a Dr. you should see the value in observing
> > sacred
> > > elimination.
> >
> > Yes check with your psychiatrist about your
> shit
> > obsession. After you spend time in treatment
> let
> > us know how you are.
>
> you know you like the pictures that is why you
> insist on posting as brown onion so you get more
> of what you like.
Your delusions continue
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 06, 2017 11:34AM
Back at home before exploding in my pants and shoes. Its embarrassing and I thought I had figured it out, but going to change the diet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 11:47AM
I just went through the lunch lady serving line to get two fruit cups. The lunch ladies had a big trough full of hamburger patties soaking in grease. They were picking up the greasy wet patties and putting them on whole wheat buns. I thought I was going to puke. These kids that eat the yucky stuff must have bad bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
///,mmn
()
Date: December 06, 2017 12:20PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just went through the lunch lady serving line to
> get two fruit cups. The lunch ladies had a big
> trough full of hamburger patties soaking in
> grease. They were picking up the greasy wet
> patties and putting them on whole wheat buns. I
> thought I was going to puke. These kids that eat
> the yucky stuff must have bad bowels.
faggot
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just went through the lunch lady serving line to
> get two fruit cups. The lunch ladies had a big
> trough full of hamburger patties soaking in
> grease. They were picking up the greasy wet
> patties and putting them on whole wheat buns. I
> thought I was going to puke. These kids that eat
> the yucky stuff must have bad bowels.
faggot
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 01:54PM
I went with Wendys for lunch today. Baconator, large chili, large fries and large diet coke. My Secretary asked me if I was trying to kill myself lol.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 02:28PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just went through the lunch lady serving line to
> get two fruit cups. The lunch ladies had a big
> trough full of hamburger patties soaking in
> grease. They were picking up the greasy wet
> patties and putting them on whole wheat buns. I
> thought I was going to puke. These kids that eat
> the yucky stuff must have bad bowels.
They do and you are saving your bowels spring onion. Might have been crushed, might as well keep yours in good condition.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just went through the lunch lady serving line to
> get two fruit cups. The lunch ladies had a big
> trough full of hamburger patties soaking in
> grease. They were picking up the greasy wet
> patties and putting them on whole wheat buns. I
> thought I was going to puke. These kids that eat
> the yucky stuff must have bad bowels.
They do and you are saving your bowels spring onion. Might have been crushed, might as well keep yours in good condition.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 02:44PM
Looked at the rectal mirror to confirm the levels of pain increasing, and have put out the call for the midwives. They'll be over in short order as the neighbors think another rabbit is being ripped by one of the foxes.
I wish my bowels could have given me a get out of brown jail free card, but the prosecution team in the upper intestines is sending down the discovery evidence now. My bowels feel like Chris Darden's when the glove didn't fit the murderous OJ Simpson.
I wish my bowels could have given me a get out of brown jail free card, but the prosecution team in the upper intestines is sending down the discovery evidence now. My bowels feel like Chris Darden's when the glove didn't fit the murderous OJ Simpson.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:00PM
Good luck on that shit lol!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
thot blocker Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:13PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> brown jail
> brown jail
> brown jail
> brown jail
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> brown jail
> brown jail
> brown jail
> brown jail
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:21PM
Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best as that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day is ok after all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
observer Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:34PM
^ talking to himself - how sad to have to post replies to your own posts...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 04:45PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best as
> that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day is ok
> after all.
Thanks Green. The midwives have left and Im icing my starfish but Id still like it if you could drop by later and shit in my mouth. I slipped Matilda a mickey so she wont get jealous and I have drop cloths in the laundry room so you can squat on the washing machine for some of the high altitude bombing you are fond of.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best as
> that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day is ok
> after all.
Thanks Green. The midwives have left and Im icing my starfish but Id still like it if you could drop by later and shit in my mouth. I slipped Matilda a mickey so she wont get jealous and I have drop cloths in the laundry room so you can squat on the washing machine for some of the high altitude bombing you are fond of.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 06, 2017 05:00PM
Brown 0nion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best as
> > that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day is
> ok
> > after all.
>
> aren't you clever fuckhead? An 0 for the O in
> Thanks Green. The midwives have left and Im icing
> my starfish but Id still like it if you could drop
> by later and shit in my mouth. I slipped Matilda
> a mickey so she wont get jealous and I have drop
> cloths in the laundry room so you can squat on the
> washing machine for some of the high altitude
> bombing you are fond of.
You're clever fuckhead. The 0 instead of O in Onion. You're obsessed about BO. How's your moms basement since I fuck her upstairs non stop
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best as
> > that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day is
> ok
> > after all.
>
> aren't you clever fuckhead? An 0 for the O in
> Thanks Green. The midwives have left and Im icing
> my starfish but Id still like it if you could drop
> by later and shit in my mouth. I slipped Matilda
> a mickey so she wont get jealous and I have drop
> cloths in the laundry room so you can squat on the
> washing machine for some of the high altitude
> bombing you are fond of.
You're clever fuckhead. The 0 instead of O in Onion. You're obsessed about BO. How's your moms basement since I fuck her upstairs non stop
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 05:10PM
Miscavage Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best
> as
> > > that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day
> is
> > ok
> > > after all.
> >
> > aren't you clever fuckhead? An 0 for the O in
> > Thanks Green. The midwives have left and Im
> icing
> > my starfish but Id still like it if you could
> drop
> > by later and shit in my mouth. I slipped
> Matilda
> > a mickey so she wont get jealous and I have
> drop
> > cloths in the laundry room so you can squat on
> the
> > washing machine for some of the high altitude
> > bombing you are fond of.
>
> You're clever fuckhead. The 0 instead of O in
> Onion. You're obsessed about BO. How's your moms
> basement since I fuck her upstairs non stop
Matilda, Im really sorry I thought you drank that herbal tea I brought you and had drifted off. Im sorry you read that - you know I like it best when you sit in my mouth. Forgive me sis you are the only one for me.
Im downstairs Ill bring you something to drink and some cookies right away...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good Lord Brown Onion! Wishing you the best
> as
> > > that does not sound pleasant. I guess my day
> is
> > ok
> > > after all.
> >
> > aren't you clever fuckhead? An 0 for the O in
> > Thanks Green. The midwives have left and Im
> icing
> > my starfish but Id still like it if you could
> drop
> > by later and shit in my mouth. I slipped
> Matilda
> > a mickey so she wont get jealous and I have
> drop
> > cloths in the laundry room so you can squat on
> the
> > washing machine for some of the high altitude
> > bombing you are fond of.
>
> You're clever fuckhead. The 0 instead of O in
> Onion. You're obsessed about BO. How's your moms
> basement since I fuck her upstairs non stop
Matilda, Im really sorry I thought you drank that herbal tea I brought you and had drifted off. Im sorry you read that - you know I like it best when you sit in my mouth. Forgive me sis you are the only one for me.
Im downstairs Ill bring you something to drink and some cookies right away...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 06, 2017 06:37PM
I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool of crap in my living room and I don't feel good nor want to pick it up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Private Fister
()
Date: December 06, 2017 07:45PM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool of
> crap in my living room and I don't feel good nor
> want to pick it up.
get a heat lamp dry it up and use a putty knife later. Sorry for your dirt problems.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool of
> crap in my living room and I don't feel good nor
> want to pick it up.
get a heat lamp dry it up and use a putty knife later. Sorry for your dirt problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 08:36PM
Private Fister Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool of
> > crap in my living room and I don't feel good
> nor
> > want to pick it up.
>
>
> get a heat lamp dry it up and use a putty knife
> later. Sorry for your dirt problems.
Are you shitting me or does this actually work? Splatter my condolences as well. Not sure if diet or stressed related but wishing you the best buddy.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool of
> > crap in my living room and I don't feel good
> nor
> > want to pick it up.
>
>
> get a heat lamp dry it up and use a putty knife
> later. Sorry for your dirt problems.
Are you shitting me or does this actually work? Splatter my condolences as well. Not sure if diet or stressed related but wishing you the best buddy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 06, 2017 08:47PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Private Fister Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool
> of
> > > crap in my living room and I don't feel good
> > nor
> > > want to pick it up.
> >
> >
> > get a heat lamp dry it up and use a putty knife
> > later. Sorry for your dirt problems.
>
>
> Are you shitting me or does this actually work?
> Splatter my condolences as well. Not sure if diet
> or stressed related but wishing you the best
> buddy.
Just curious because I normally just help my dog lick it up while it is fresh and that takes very little time.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Private Fister Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Splatter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I wish the messes could stop. There's a pool
> of
> > > crap in my living room and I don't feel good
> > nor
> > > want to pick it up.
> >
> >
> > get a heat lamp dry it up and use a putty knife
> > later. Sorry for your dirt problems.
>
>
> Are you shitting me or does this actually work?
> Splatter my condolences as well. Not sure if diet
> or stressed related but wishing you the best
> buddy.
Just curious because I normally just help my dog lick it up while it is fresh and that takes very little time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: December 07, 2017 03:34AM
These individuals I used to call scat lovers. Yet the person pretending to be onion and others is and is one sick puppy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:56AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy has had two sessions with his new psychologist. 5am guy noticed that the primary concern of the doctor's assistant is to get the 40 dollar co-pay and a copy of 5am guys health insurance card.
The doctor was asking 5am guy a lot of questions and when 5am guy talked about bowel trouble the doctor got a disgusted look on her face. 5am guy is not so sure about this doctor but 5am guy is supposed to go see her tomorrow.
The doctor was asking 5am guy a lot of questions and when 5am guy talked about bowel trouble the doctor got a disgusted look on her face. 5am guy is not so sure about this doctor but 5am guy is supposed to go see her tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:12AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> has had two sessions with his new psychologist.
> 5am guy noticed that the primary concern of the
> doctor's assistant is to get the 40 dollar co-pay
> and a copy of 5am guys health insurance card.
> The doctor was asking 5am guy a lot of questions
> and when 5am guy talked about bowel trouble the
> doctor got a disgusted look on her face. 5am guy
> is not so sure about this doctor but 5am guy is
> supposed to go see her tomorrow.
Whether with thick fingers up your rectum or looks of contempt, doctors truly treat us with IBS or other bowel disorders like modern day lepers. They should be ashamed of themselves. Thieves are far more helpful.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> has had two sessions with his new psychologist.
> 5am guy noticed that the primary concern of the
> doctor's assistant is to get the 40 dollar co-pay
> and a copy of 5am guys health insurance card.
> The doctor was asking 5am guy a lot of questions
> and when 5am guy talked about bowel trouble the
> doctor got a disgusted look on her face. 5am guy
> is not so sure about this doctor but 5am guy is
> supposed to go see her tomorrow.
Whether with thick fingers up your rectum or looks of contempt, doctors truly treat us with IBS or other bowel disorders like modern day lepers. They should be ashamed of themselves. Thieves are far more helpful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:42AM
Storez not open yet so no bayz in bayz. But at 0800 my bunz be lookz at. Come on down Fairfax Boulevardz and see the goodz. Gift cerificatez for salez.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:50AM
I ate at Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Thick Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:51AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
up your rectum
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up your rectumRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 07, 2017 09:08AM
Spinning signz shopz open doorz bring dip stickz to bayz in bayz. Trying to make dollarz on streetz for holidayz. Be my Santa Clauz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: December 07, 2017 09:14AM
Is that some type of metal in her shit?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 09:20AM
boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> block all the images on this thread with this
> add-on,
>
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
> y-image-blocker/
>
> If you use chrome you can block images with this,
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
> ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
>
> If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> already in your browser. You just need to enable
> it,
>
> Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click on
> the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the bottom
> titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check that
> then close the Preferences window.
>
> You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> experience is image free!
Bumping this post to remind everyone to block the images on this thread. It makes the thread load much faster and no juvinile poop pictures or gifs.
-------------------------------------------------------
> For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> block all the images on this thread with this
> add-on,
>
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
> y-image-blocker/
>
> If you use chrome you can block images with this,
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
> ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
>
> If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> already in your browser. You just need to enable
> it,
>
> Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click on
> the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the bottom
> titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check that
> then close the Preferences window.
>
> You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> experience is image free!
Bumping this post to remind everyone to block the images on this thread. It makes the thread load much faster and no juvinile poop pictures or gifs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 10:12AM
Dear Bowels,
We've been through shit together.
First off I've been loyal to you, not eating foods that could make you uncomfortable, or cause a temper tantrum.
Yet you produce basketball sized shits that cause pain before and after. Like Nancy Kerrigan I scream "why?"
We've been through shit together.
First off I've been loyal to you, not eating foods that could make you uncomfortable, or cause a temper tantrum.
Yet you produce basketball sized shits that cause pain before and after. Like Nancy Kerrigan I scream "why?"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buford Tee Justice
()
Date: December 07, 2017 10:34AM
It would be funny if Shakira or some other belly dancer had bad bowels
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 10:50AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dear Bowels,
>
> We've been through shit together.
>
> First off I've been loyal to you, not eating foods
> that could make you uncomfortable, or cause a
> temper tantrum.
>
> Yet you produce basketball sized shits that cause
> pain before and after. Like Nancy Kerrigan I
> scream "why?"
Feel same here. My bowels hurt and probably will even more.
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> Dear Bowels,
>
> We've been through shit together.
>
> First off I've been loyal to you, not eating foods
> that could make you uncomfortable, or cause a
> temper tantrum.
>
> Yet you produce basketball sized shits that cause
> pain before and after. Like Nancy Kerrigan I
> scream "why?"
Feel same here. My bowels hurt and probably will even more.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: December 07, 2017 11:26AM
Found a way to clean messes off shoes. Hot water and a sponge mix of water and 1/5th dish soap. The appearance of shoes is new and no odor at all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 11:41AM
Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a whole wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits of a bowel friendly diet to some of the other kids. They laughed at me and called me a freak.
My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel research. After winter break we are dissecting cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay special attention to the bowels. I am getting straight A"s in all my classes.
My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel research. After winter break we are dissecting cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay special attention to the bowels. I am getting straight A"s in all my classes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Next Pres
()
Date: December 07, 2017 11:59AM
Mudcat Wrote:
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> Is that some type of metal in her shit?
looks like a wine-saver to keep wine fresh. Perhaps she wanted to keep her dirt as fresh as possible.
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> Is that some type of metal in her shit?
looks like a wine-saver to keep wine fresh. Perhaps she wanted to keep her dirt as fresh as possible.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Funion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dear Bowels
> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels
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> Dear Bowels
> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear Bowels> Dear BowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Critic Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:07PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a whole
> wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and
> cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch
> dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits of
> a bowel friendly diet to some of the other kids.
> They laughed at me and called me a freak.
> My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel
> research. After winter break we are dissecting
> cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab
> partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay
> special attention to the bowels. I am getting
> straight A"s in all my classes.
Posting from school again huh fictional spring onion character? Posting on a scat thread with porn/scat gifs - you know you would be suspended and probably expelled for doing this right? You did read SRR right?
My advise to the author of this stupid scat fantasy is try to pay a little more attention to detail - only post after school when the shit-on-me high school partner of your dreams would really be able to post.
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> Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a whole
> wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and
> cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch
> dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits of
> a bowel friendly diet to some of the other kids.
> They laughed at me and called me a freak.
> My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel
> research. After winter break we are dissecting
> cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab
> partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay
> special attention to the bowels. I am getting
> straight A"s in all my classes.
Posting from school again huh fictional spring onion character? Posting on a scat thread with porn/scat gifs - you know you would be suspended and probably expelled for doing this right? You did read SRR right?
My advise to the author of this stupid scat fantasy is try to pay a little more attention to detail - only post after school when the shit-on-me high school partner of your dreams would really be able to post.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:18PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a whole
> wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and
> cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch
> dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits of
> a bowel friendly diet to some of the other kids.
> They laughed at me and called me a freak.
> My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel
> research. After winter break we are dissecting
> cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab
> partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay
> special attention to the bowels. I am getting
> straight A"s in all my classes.
Wow, dissecting cats? I remember frogs and a fetal pig.
Ignore your classmates. When their bowels explode they will remember your wise advice. If you ever need a ride or help with them let me know.
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> Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a whole
> wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and
> cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch
> dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits of
> a bowel friendly diet to some of the other kids.
> They laughed at me and called me a freak.
> My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel
> research. After winter break we are dissecting
> cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab
> partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay
> special attention to the bowels. I am getting
> straight A"s in all my classes.
Wow, dissecting cats? I remember frogs and a fetal pig.
Ignore your classmates. When their bowels explode they will remember your wise advice. If you ever need a ride or help with them let me know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:30PM
Next Pres Wrote:
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> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is that some type of metal in her shit?
>
>
> looks like a wine-saver to keep wine fresh.
> Perhaps she wanted to keep her dirt as fresh as
> possible.
You could be correct. A nurse I used to know said people came to ER with all kinds of stuff up their asses.
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> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is that some type of metal in her shit?
>
>
> looks like a wine-saver to keep wine fresh.
> Perhaps she wanted to keep her dirt as fresh as
> possible.
You could be correct. A nurse I used to know said people came to ER with all kinds of stuff up their asses.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:43PM
Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
observer rooty onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:34PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a
> whole
> > wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and
> > cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch
> > dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits
> of
> > a bowel friendly diet to some of the other
> kids.
> > They laughed at me and called me a freak.
> > My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel
> > research. After winter break we are dissecting
> > cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab
> > partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay
> > special attention to the bowels. I am getting
> > straight A"s in all my classes.
>
>
>
> Wow, dissecting cats? I remember frogs and a fetal
> pig.
>
> Ignore your classmates. When their bowels explode
> they will remember your wise advice. If you ever
> need a ride or help with them let me know.
Thought you were a friend to the High School Student spring onion - why encourage him to come to this depraved thread with scat porn and scat images? Why would an adult friend support/lure a teen to continue to post on a site like this? From school?
Is it that he is really a scat fiction character of your own making? A pretend friend all your own like so many other screen names here? Freak
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today I brought sliced chicken breast in a
> whole
> > wheat pita pocket with shreaded carrots and
> > cucumber slices with just a little lowfat ranch
> > dressing. I have tried to explain the benefits
> of
> > a bowel friendly diet to some of the other
> kids.
> > They laughed at me and called me a freak.
> > My biology teacher is encouraging my bowel
> > research. After winter break we are dissecting
> > cats and the teacher is giving me and my lab
> > partners a pregnant one to cut up so I will pay
> > special attention to the bowels. I am getting
> > straight A"s in all my classes.
>
>
>
> Wow, dissecting cats? I remember frogs and a fetal
> pig.
>
> Ignore your classmates. When their bowels explode
> they will remember your wise advice. If you ever
> need a ride or help with them let me know.
Thought you were a friend to the High School Student spring onion - why encourage him to come to this depraved thread with scat porn and scat images? Why would an adult friend support/lure a teen to continue to post on a site like this? From school?
Is it that he is really a scat fiction character of your own making? A pretend friend all your own like so many other screen names here? Freak
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Honest Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:36PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
If you (and your other 3 trolls) are going to post just to bump this thread, at least post something worth reading, you incredibly stupid and talentless fucking moron.
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> Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
If you (and your other 3 trolls) are going to post just to bump this thread, at least post something worth reading, you incredibly stupid and talentless fucking moron.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Onion weed
()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:47PM
Smoking or eating weed really helps the bowels. If I miss a couple days of weed use I start to get backed up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:48PM
Honest Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
>
>
> If you (and your other 3 trolls) are going to post
> just to bump this thread, at least post something
> worth reading, you incredibly stupid and
> talentless fucking moron.
Why don't you just jump off a cliff you dumb cunt?
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
>
>
> If you (and your other 3 trolls) are going to post
> just to bump this thread, at least post something
> worth reading, you incredibly stupid and
> talentless fucking moron.
Why don't you just jump off a cliff you dumb cunt?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Agree Onioin
()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:50PM
Honest Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
>
>
> If you (and your other 3 trolls) are going to post
> just to bump this thread, at least post something
> worth reading, you incredibly stupid and
> talentless fucking moron.
Agreed. The lack of any intelligence combined with the need to create the lamest fictional characters devoted to shit is very sad. Have you noticed how hard he tries - I think he is even adding words other than 'midwife/groan throne/starfish' to the Brown Onion drek. Too bat there is no imagination or creativity.
Go to the Mike O thread for some decent and funny shit stories. This place is crap
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Richard Here put a gerbil in his keister
>
>
> If you (and your other 3 trolls) are going to post
> just to bump this thread, at least post something
> worth reading, you incredibly stupid and
> talentless fucking moron.
Agreed. The lack of any intelligence combined with the need to create the lamest fictional characters devoted to shit is very sad. Have you noticed how hard he tries - I think he is even adding words other than 'midwife/groan throne/starfish' to the Brown Onion drek. Too bat there is no imagination or creativity.
Go to the Mike O thread for some decent and funny shit stories. This place is crap
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 02:23PM
As usual a lot of crying babies, with superior bowels trying to divide and conquer the brothers in bowels with chocolate faced Anifa tactics. Please feel free to show your starfishes for what they are. Yours are pushed in while ours are pushed out.
Matilda left for her house, and it seems Fairfax is becoming a dumping ground for wetbacks. While some of them do hard work, for instance my plantain eating plumber works for $5 an hour bitching about it, at least he hasn't gone Harriet Tubman on me.
A sitz bath and time to make the white Buick red. For wetbacks you gotta lead them like in Full Metal Jacket.
Matilda left for her house, and it seems Fairfax is becoming a dumping ground for wetbacks. While some of them do hard work, for instance my plantain eating plumber works for $5 an hour bitching about it, at least he hasn't gone Harriet Tubman on me.
A sitz bath and time to make the white Buick red. For wetbacks you gotta lead them like in Full Metal Jacket.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: December 07, 2017 02:38PM
Spinning signz one of Santaz helperz. Come and see these bunz under the mistletoez you have your wayz I get dollarz and sing carolz with screamz as you dreamz and creamz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 03:03PM
A bunch of complainers. Go to your grocer!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:29PM
Obtuse write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As usual a lot of crying babies, with superior
> bowels trying to divide and conquer the brothers
> in bowels with chocolate faced Anifa tactics.
> Please feel free to show your starfishes for what
> they are. Yours are pushed in while ours are
> pushed out.
>
> Matilda left for her house, and it seems Fairfax
> is becoming a dumping ground for wetbacks. While
> some of them do hard work, for instance my
> plantain eating plumber works for $5 an hour
> bitching about it, at least he hasn't gone Harriet
> Tubman on me.
>
> A sitz bath and time to make the white Buick red.
> For wetbacks you gotta lead them like in Full
> Metal Jacket.
BO, I know you are kidding and you would not hurt a fly. Happy Holidays to you and dear Matilda. I am still recovering from my operation but getting better every day. No improvement on the bowels as of yet but I am still on a couple prescription drugs so we will see after I am done with those.
I wish you could move down here to Harrisonburg, I had to hire some gutter cleaners because I just had this operation and cannot clean them on my own. The guys that came out today were both Appalachian Americans. I gave them each a 20 dollar tip.
-------------------------------------------------------
> As usual a lot of crying babies, with superior
> bowels trying to divide and conquer the brothers
> in bowels with chocolate faced Anifa tactics.
> Please feel free to show your starfishes for what
> they are. Yours are pushed in while ours are
> pushed out.
>
> Matilda left for her house, and it seems Fairfax
> is becoming a dumping ground for wetbacks. While
> some of them do hard work, for instance my
> plantain eating plumber works for $5 an hour
> bitching about it, at least he hasn't gone Harriet
> Tubman on me.
>
> A sitz bath and time to make the white Buick red.
> For wetbacks you gotta lead them like in Full
> Metal Jacket.
BO, I know you are kidding and you would not hurt a fly. Happy Holidays to you and dear Matilda. I am still recovering from my operation but getting better every day. No improvement on the bowels as of yet but I am still on a couple prescription drugs so we will see after I am done with those.
I wish you could move down here to Harrisonburg, I had to hire some gutter cleaners because I just had this operation and cannot clean them on my own. The guys that came out today were both Appalachian Americans. I gave them each a 20 dollar tip.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
srry 2 make u wait BO pics now
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:04PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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wetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbacks
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wetbacks
wetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbackswetbacksRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
best wishes to dive bomber
()
Date: December 07, 2017 05:21PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As usual a lot of crying babies, with superior
> > bowels trying to divide and conquer the
> brothers
> > in bowels with chocolate faced Anifa tactics.
> > Please feel free to show your starfishes for
> what
> > they are. Yours are pushed in while ours are
> > pushed out.
> >
> > Matilda left for her house, and it seems
> Fairfax
> > is becoming a dumping ground for wetbacks.
> While
> > some of them do hard work, for instance my
> > plantain eating plumber works for $5 an hour
> > bitching about it, at least he hasn't gone
> Harriet
> > Tubman on me.
> >
> > A sitz bath and time to make the white Buick
> red.
> > For wetbacks you gotta lead them like in Full
> > Metal Jacket.
>
>
> BO, I know you are kidding and you would not hurt
> a fly. Happy Holidays to you and dear Matilda. I
> am still recovering from my operation but getting
> better every day. No improvement on the bowels as
> of yet but I am still on a couple prescription
> drugs so we will see after I am done with those.
> I wish you could move down here to Harrisonburg, I
> had to hire some gutter cleaners because I just
> had this operation and cannot clean them on my
> own. The guys that came out today were both
> Appalachian Americans. I gave them each a 20
> dollar tip.
Yea lets all pretend being a racist asshole is fun and games. Hope you get serious complications dive (if you are a real person). Also take as many pain pills as possible - the more the better and ask for large refills so you never run out.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As usual a lot of crying babies, with superior
> > bowels trying to divide and conquer the
> brothers
> > in bowels with chocolate faced Anifa tactics.
> > Please feel free to show your starfishes for
> what
> > they are. Yours are pushed in while ours are
> > pushed out.
> >
> > Matilda left for her house, and it seems
> Fairfax
> > is becoming a dumping ground for wetbacks.
> While
> > some of them do hard work, for instance my
> > plantain eating plumber works for $5 an hour
> > bitching about it, at least he hasn't gone
> Harriet
> > Tubman on me.
> >
> > A sitz bath and time to make the white Buick
> red.
> > For wetbacks you gotta lead them like in Full
> > Metal Jacket.
>
>
> BO, I know you are kidding and you would not hurt
> a fly. Happy Holidays to you and dear Matilda. I
> am still recovering from my operation but getting
> better every day. No improvement on the bowels as
> of yet but I am still on a couple prescription
> drugs so we will see after I am done with those.
> I wish you could move down here to Harrisonburg, I
> had to hire some gutter cleaners because I just
> had this operation and cannot clean them on my
> own. The guys that came out today were both
> Appalachian Americans. I gave them each a 20
> dollar tip.
Yea lets all pretend being a racist asshole is fun and games. Hope you get serious complications dive (if you are a real person). Also take as many pain pills as possible - the more the better and ask for large refills so you never run out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Moonlighting Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 06:14PM
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:20PM
Walked in on my sister and our neighbor this morning. I had gone out for coffee and when I came back she was on all fours and Andy, our obese 50-something was making sex with her starfish. I was jealous as my sister and I have a very close physical relationship.
The midwives did not approve of this arrangement. I noticed when he pulled back from each thrust a squirt of her dirt was coming out, like an oil rig. He pulled out and she drained brown liquid as he raced to get his face underneath the flow.
I felt better when they invited me to squat over them and deliver my own dirt on their faces. Visit the bowels thread for some of my stories about midwives and groan throne.
Stay of our new home thread freak.
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: December 07, 2017 12:20PM
Walked in on my sister and our neighbor this morning. I had gone out for coffee and when I came back she was on all fours and Andy, our obese 50-something was making sex with her starfish. I was jealous as my sister and I have a very close physical relationship.
The midwives did not approve of this arrangement. I noticed when he pulled back from each thrust a squirt of her dirt was coming out, like an oil rig. He pulled out and she drained brown liquid as he raced to get his face underneath the flow.
I felt better when they invited me to squat over them and deliver my own dirt on their faces. Visit the bowels thread for some of my stories about midwives and groan throne.
Stay of our new home thread freak.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:06PM
To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here for years. If you don't have anything useful to say just jump off a cliff.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza from TMOS
()
Date: December 07, 2017 07:29PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here
> for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> say just jump off a cliff.
Go smack your ugly fuck of a mom for ever shitting you out of her rotten cunt, you, basement dwelling, feces eating, mouth breather.
-------------------------------------------------------
> To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here
> for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> say just jump off a cliff.
Go smack your ugly fuck of a mom for ever shitting you out of her rotten cunt, you, basement dwelling, feces eating, mouth breather.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:17PM
peekza from TMOS Wrote:
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> > bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been
> here
> > for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> > say just jump off a cliff.
>
>
> Go smack your ugly fuck of a mom for ever shitting
> you out of her rotten cunt, you, basement
> dwelling, feces eating, mouth breather.
Oh yeah after I've fucked your mom for the millionth time, and left her on the floor with her panties at her ankles. Enjoy seeing that coming up the stairs little boy.
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> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> > bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been
> here
> > for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> > say just jump off a cliff.
>
>
> Go smack your ugly fuck of a mom for ever shitting
> you out of her rotten cunt, you, basement
> dwelling, feces eating, mouth breather.
Oh yeah after I've fucked your mom for the millionth time, and left her on the floor with her panties at her ankles. Enjoy seeing that coming up the stairs little boy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Get Bent Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:18PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here
> for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> say just jump off a cliff.
'useful' like what, useful like running over people from other countries? That kind of 'useful' or useful like, say, telling us you have hired midwives to deliver your bowel movement - is that the kind of discourse you advise is 'proper' and 'useful.'
You are a piece of shit, no talent, scat idiot. At least the really disgusting people here have some creativity, some imagination. With you and the holier-than-thou crowd its some kind of contest to see who can be the most boring with your scat fetish.
Get Bent faggot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here
> for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> say just jump off a cliff.
'useful' like what, useful like running over people from other countries? That kind of 'useful' or useful like, say, telling us you have hired midwives to deliver your bowel movement - is that the kind of discourse you advise is 'proper' and 'useful.'
You are a piece of shit, no talent, scat idiot. At least the really disgusting people here have some creativity, some imagination. With you and the holier-than-thou crowd its some kind of contest to see who can be the most boring with your scat fetish.
Get Bent faggot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Carpetbagger Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:28PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here
> for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> say just jump off a cliff.
What are you going to do about it, pussy?
-------------------------------------------------------
> To all the new interlopers, fuck you. You are a
> bunch of carpetbaggers this thread has been here
> for years. If you don't have anything useful to
> say just jump off a cliff.
What are you going to do about it, pussy?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Old Ben Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2017 08:40PM
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of bowels cried out at once then farted into silence...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Molly Hatchet
()
Date: December 08, 2017 02:28AM
A lot of anger and aggression here.