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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gayvid_Blimmo
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Date: November 24, 2017 09:43AM
Everything I 8 4 TG finally clashed violently in my insides. It was a mad dash upstairs 2 the Thomas J. I'm going 2 have a Summons-to-Court on my door tomorrow. I plopped down on the commode & let loose 1 of the most violent torpedo craps ever. It splashed hard & fast in2 the water & gave my poor ass a super-soaking. It was accompanied by this real toilet bowl cracking fart that smelled up the whole house & is now smelling up the whole neighborhood.
SO now I not only have 2 pay 4 a new toilet, since the bowl is cracked, I have 2 pay 4 a lawyer, 2.
SO now I not only have 2 pay 4 a new toilet, since the bowl is cracked, I have 2 pay 4 a lawyer, 2.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowl cracking fart
()
Date: November 24, 2017 09:54AM
Gayvid_Blimmo Wrote:
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> Everything I 8 4 TG finally clashed violently in
> my insides. It was a mad dash upstairs 2 the
> Thomas J. I'm going 2 have a Summons-to-Court on
> my door tomorrow. I plopped down on the commode &
> let loose 1 of the most violent torpedo craps
> ever. It splashed hard & fast in2 the water &
> gave my poor ass a super-soaking. It was
> accompanied by this real toilet bowl cracking fart
> that smelled up the whole house & is now smelling
> up the whole neighborhood.
>
> SO now I not only have 2 pay 4 a new toilet,
> since the bowl is cracked, I have 2 pay 4 a
> lawyer, 2.
kool story bro
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> Everything I 8 4 TG finally clashed violently in
> my insides. It was a mad dash upstairs 2 the
> Thomas J. I'm going 2 have a Summons-to-Court on
> my door tomorrow. I plopped down on the commode &
> let loose 1 of the most violent torpedo craps
> ever. It splashed hard & fast in2 the water &
> gave my poor ass a super-soaking. It was
> accompanied by this real toilet bowl cracking fart
> that smelled up the whole house & is now smelling
> up the whole neighborhood.
>
> SO now I not only have 2 pay 4 a new toilet,
> since the bowl is cracked, I have 2 pay 4 a
> lawyer, 2.
kool story bro
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 24, 2017 10:34AM
Relieved not going to work today. Got a lot of liquid going on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hope Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2017 10:44AM
new page, no shit pics maybe there is hope.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
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Date: November 24, 2017 12:24PM
Hope Onion Wrote:
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> new page, no shit pics maybe there is hope.
Its all one sick bastard. He has a lot of free time. My bowels hurt.
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> new page, no shit pics maybe there is hope.
Its all one sick bastard. He has a lot of free time. My bowels hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
4kmmk
()
Date: November 24, 2017 12:29PM
I think its Brown Onion - it only happens after he posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BiB
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Date: November 24, 2017 02:26PM
Have the Turkey-Trots started. Im still waiting...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 24, 2017 07:59PM
The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally leaving my system. A shame we don't have computerized diagnostics for our bowels. It really would help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion sucks
()
Date: November 24, 2017 08:09PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally leaving
> my system. A shame we don't have computerized
> diagnostics for our bowels. It really would help.
Its also a shame that your dumb cunt of a mother ever shit you out of her rancid twat.
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> The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally leaving
> my system. A shame we don't have computerized
> diagnostics for our bowels. It really would help.
Its also a shame that your dumb cunt of a mother ever shit you out of her rancid twat.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 24, 2017 08:17PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally leaving
> my system. A shame we don't have computerized
> diagnostics for our bowels. It really would help.
Yes, I could use some computerized diagnostics in my ass right now.
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> The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally leaving
> my system. A shame we don't have computerized
> diagnostics for our bowels. It really would help.
Yes, I could use some computerized diagnostics in my ass right now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
tilt it ovr
()
Date: November 24, 2017 08:41PM
Verified Green Onion sucks Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally
> leaving
> > my system. A shame we don't have computerized
> > diagnostics for our bowels. It really would
> help.
>
>
> Its also a shame that your dumb cunt of a mother
> ever shit you out of her rancid twat.
harsh but accurate. Im so sorry Verified.
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The remnants of Thanksgiving are finally
> leaving
> > my system. A shame we don't have computerized
> > diagnostics for our bowels. It really would
> help.
>
>
> Its also a shame that your dumb cunt of a mother
> ever shit you out of her rancid twat.
harsh but accurate. Im so sorry Verified.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
uklwy
()
Date: November 24, 2017 11:16PM
Want to go to bed but I have a brick inside my ass
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: November 25, 2017 04:52AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. Thanksgiving was very bad for 5am guy. First off 5am guy had to work a 12 hour shift that day and when 5am guy went to meet 5am guys Mom at the nursing home he found out that 5am guys mom's roommate had just died hours before. Apparently this happens quite often at nursing homes. 5am guy stayed with his weeping mother for hours while 5am guy should have been sleeping. 5am guy has been missing sleep and 5am guy has diarrhea too. 5am guy gets off work in a couple hours and he needs sleep very badly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 25, 2017 06:40AM
Wow 5am guy I sure hope you get some sleep today sorry about your moms friend.
I am heading to the UVA hospital in Culpeper Virginia on Tuesday for my hernia operation and request thoughts and prayers from the BiB's. Seriously though the surgery is quite minor. My doctor has a thing against the local hospital and that is why I am going to UVA. Happy bowels BiB's!
I am heading to the UVA hospital in Culpeper Virginia on Tuesday for my hernia operation and request thoughts and prayers from the BiB's. Seriously though the surgery is quite minor. My doctor has a thing against the local hospital and that is why I am going to UVA. Happy bowels BiB's!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 08:19AM
I am very sorry 5 am. Yes these events do happen but you did good for your mother.
Dive you have them and is this strain related?
Dive you have them and is this strain related?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 25, 2017 08:43AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I am very sorry 5 am. Yes these events do happen
> but you did good for your mother.
>
> Dive you have them and is this strain related?
Doc seems to think this is a chicken and the egg conundrum. He is not sure if my hernia has been causing my bowel trouble or if the bowel trouble has caused the hernia. We will see after my recovery. I think I have a 50% chance of this being the brown bullet of bowel freedom.
How are your bowels today Brown Onion?
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> I am very sorry 5 am. Yes these events do happen
> but you did good for your mother.
>
> Dive you have them and is this strain related?
Doc seems to think this is a chicken and the egg conundrum. He is not sure if my hernia has been causing my bowel trouble or if the bowel trouble has caused the hernia. We will see after my recovery. I think I have a 50% chance of this being the brown bullet of bowel freedom.
How are your bowels today Brown Onion?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 08:55AM
I hope this is a general surgeon and not a GI dive, because they truly are insane, insensitive, and you might wake up in Laos with your kidneys for sale on the black market.
Good luck with that as I have mesh from a hernia years ago that was strain related. Hoping the technology has improved and time will tell. Brewing something that could be devastating.
Good luck with that as I have mesh from a hernia years ago that was strain related. Hoping the technology has improved and time will tell. Brewing something that could be devastating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red bowl
()
Date: November 25, 2017 10:05AM
Toilet water looks like food coloring
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fruid as fiber source
()
Date: November 25, 2017 10:14AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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strain related?
strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?
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strain related?
strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?strain related?Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Abdominal Discomfort
()
Date: November 25, 2017 10:17AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Brewing something
Brewing somethingBrewing somethingBrewing something
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Brewing something
Brewing somethingBrewing somethingBrewing somethingRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 25, 2017 11:26AM
BO and crew hope your Thanksgiving was great!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Very concerned parent
()
Date: November 25, 2017 11:33AM
I will be contacting Cary today to have this Brown Onion character banned from
the website for those disgusting pictures he keeps posting. This is no place for scat porn as kids visit this site.
the website for those disgusting pictures he keeps posting. This is no place for scat porn as kids visit this site.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 11:44AM
Very concerned parent Wrote:
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> I will be contacting Cary today to have this Brown
> Onion character banned from
> the website for those disgusting pictures he keeps
> posting. This is no place for scat porn as kids
> visit this site.
Good luck as he supports free speech, even sick fucks that posts gifs and such in opposing Brown Onion. Brown Onion is my hero and to many others here so not happening. If you need Kleenex to cry in send your address.
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> I will be contacting Cary today to have this Brown
> Onion character banned from
> the website for those disgusting pictures he keeps
> posting. This is no place for scat porn as kids
> visit this site.
Good luck as he supports free speech, even sick fucks that posts gifs and such in opposing Brown Onion. Brown Onion is my hero and to many others here so not happening. If you need Kleenex to cry in send your address.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Block Brown
()
Date: November 25, 2017 12:03PM
Agreed Brown Onion posting disgusting pics should be blocked. Its a registered name so it should be easy to do right?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 25, 2017 12:18PM
Block Brown Wrote:
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> Agreed Brown Onion posting disgusting pics should
> be blocked. Its a registered name so it should be
> easy to do right?
Hi fuckhead. It won't happen . Nice try with the gross gifs that BO wouldn't even know how to do asshole. He's too old to have those computer skills you twat.
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> Agreed Brown Onion posting disgusting pics should
> be blocked. Its a registered name so it should be
> easy to do right?
Hi fuckhead. It won't happen . Nice try with the gross gifs that BO wouldn't even know how to do asshole. He's too old to have those computer skills you twat.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
9hmdh
()
Date: November 25, 2017 12:23PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Block Brown Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Agreed Brown Onion posting disgusting pics
> should
> > be blocked. Its a registered name so it should
> be
> > easy to do right?
>
>
> Hi fuckhead. It won't happen . Nice try with the
> gross gifs that BO wouldn't even know how to do
> asshole. He's too old to have those computer
> skills you twat.
you sound angry and I think you are mistaken. I dont think the person posting as Brown Onion is old at all. Why is it always after he posts the pictures come up?
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> Block Brown Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Agreed Brown Onion posting disgusting pics
> should
> > be blocked. Its a registered name so it should
> be
> > easy to do right?
>
>
> Hi fuckhead. It won't happen . Nice try with the
> gross gifs that BO wouldn't even know how to do
> asshole. He's too old to have those computer
> skills you twat.
you sound angry and I think you are mistaken. I dont think the person posting as Brown Onion is old at all. Why is it always after he posts the pictures come up?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: November 25, 2017 01:28PM
I dropped another big one today. Second big one after Thanksgiving dinner. Is this normal or am I just overreacting?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
internet skilz
()
Date: November 25, 2017 01:49PM
Mudcat Wrote:
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> I dropped another big one today. Second big one
> after Thanksgiving dinner. Is this normal or am I
> just overreacting?
totally normal should be like clowns coming out of a car at the circus
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> I dropped another big one today. Second big one
> after Thanksgiving dinner. Is this normal or am I
> just overreacting?
totally normal should be like clowns coming out of a car at the circus
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
chin music
()
Date: November 25, 2017 02:01PM
so constipated I had one half way out and it went back in. Guess it didnt see its shadow or something. Going to get some prune juice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 03:28PM
I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak, she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I wish I could eat like that all the time. My Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today and I ate some of them because I did not want to be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be okay because I will order steamed vegetables and rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch oven.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
beware spring bunion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 05:48PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak,
> she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad
> with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I
> wish I could eat like that all the time. My
> Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today
> and I ate some of them because I did not want to
> be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We
> are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be
> okay because I will order steamed vegetables and
> rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know
> he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home
> and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch
> oven.
Verified and Brown what to destroy your bowels with their needle dicks. Go elsewhere and stop visiting this site - danger is around every corner here young man.
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> I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak,
> she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad
> with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I
> wish I could eat like that all the time. My
> Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today
> and I ate some of them because I did not want to
> be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We
> are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be
> okay because I will order steamed vegetables and
> rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know
> he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home
> and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch
> oven.
Verified and Brown what to destroy your bowels with their needle dicks. Go elsewhere and stop visiting this site - danger is around every corner here young man.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 09:37PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak,
> she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad
> with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I
> wish I could eat like that all the time. My
> Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today
> and I ate some of them because I did not want to
> be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We
> are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be
> okay because I will order steamed vegetables and
> rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know
> he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home
> and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch
> oven.
Be careful and tread carefully. There are some very sick men here spring onion. Do you know the ABC's of internet safety?
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> I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak,
> she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad
> with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I
> wish I could eat like that all the time. My
> Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today
> and I ate some of them because I did not want to
> be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We
> are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be
> okay because I will order steamed vegetables and
> rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know
> he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home
> and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch
> oven.
Be careful and tread carefully. There are some very sick men here spring onion. Do you know the ABC's of internet safety?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Where is red?
()
Date: November 25, 2017 10:16PM
where is the sign spinning prostitute? Hope he didnt get stuck down in the bayz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 25, 2017 10:38PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak,
> she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad
> with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I
> wish I could eat like that all the time. My
> Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today
> and I ate some of them because I did not want to
> be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We
> are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be
> okay because I will order steamed vegetables and
> rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know
> he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home
> and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch
> oven.
Who is Wifi Spring Onion? Is that your moms name? Your grandmother I take it must be on the maternal side. As a young man that meal and your choices, grandmas cookies should be okay for your bowels. Once forty or fifty, all bets are off when the betrayal begins.
I wish your father could hold off on the bowel busters, at least until you are in a secure location far away from his reeking rectum.
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> I am at my grandma's house and my signal is weak,
> she has no wifi. Last night we made a great salad
> with some leftover turkey breast strips on top. I
> wish I could eat like that all the time. My
> Grandma did bake cookies with M&Ms on top today
> and I ate some of them because I did not want to
> be rude. I hope I have not destroyed my bowels. We
> are ordering Chinese food tonight but it will be
> okay because I will order steamed vegetables and
> rice. My Dad is picking me up tomorrow and I know
> he will find a Sonic to stop at on the way home
> and he will turn the car into a rolling dutch
> oven.
Who is Wifi Spring Onion? Is that your moms name? Your grandmother I take it must be on the maternal side. As a young man that meal and your choices, grandmas cookies should be okay for your bowels. Once forty or fifty, all bets are off when the betrayal begins.
I wish your father could hold off on the bowel busters, at least until you are in a secure location far away from his reeking rectum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hydration is key
()
Date: November 26, 2017 12:15AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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reeking rectum
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reeking rectum
reeking rectum
reeking rectumreeking rectumreeking rectumreeking rectumreeking rectumRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 26, 2017 06:21AM
The guy following BO basically stalking him here, I forgot what the creatures that hang on to sharks but this asshole is like that. Obviously attached to BO and a loser with a shitload of free time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 26, 2017 07:01AM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> The guy following BO basically stalking him here,
> I forgot what the creatures that hang on to sharks
> but this asshole is like that. Obviously attached
> to BO and a loser with a shitload of free time.
You guys are scat lovers. That is true. But I don't waste much time following your shit.
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> The guy following BO basically stalking him here,
> I forgot what the creatures that hang on to sharks
> but this asshole is like that. Obviously attached
> to BO and a loser with a shitload of free time.
You guys are scat lovers. That is true. But I don't waste much time following your shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 26, 2017 07:54AM
Asshole who stalks BO look up "Remora". That's you !
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2017 08:14AM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Asshole who stalks BO look up "Remora". That's you
> !
Its okay Miscavage, although you are an excellent bowel buddy. Haven't heard of remora's since being in the service.
My bowels are getting ready for their usual dropping an anchor, maybe today thankfully destroyer size and not in the Nimitz class. The Gulf of Starfish is going to hurt, but at least third world fucks will be eliminated. Calling in midwives.
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> Asshole who stalks BO look up "Remora". That's you
> !
Its okay Miscavage, although you are an excellent bowel buddy. Haven't heard of remora's since being in the service.
My bowels are getting ready for their usual dropping an anchor, maybe today thankfully destroyer size and not in the Nimitz class. The Gulf of Starfish is going to hurt, but at least third world fucks will be eliminated. Calling in midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 26, 2017 08:45AM
I just ate some brown-n-serve rolls left over from thanksgiving. I toasted them and put peanut butter on top of them. Is that a bad choice for breakfast? Will my bowels suffer? I washed it all down with diet 7up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 20006
()
Date: November 26, 2017 09:22AM
Spinning signz in cold windz. Got to cover the bunz but they are giving changez. You pent up from Thanksgiving holidayz? Bring dollarz to my bayz you get fixed I get beerz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
RIP Real Brown
()
Date: November 26, 2017 10:17AM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> The guy following BO basically stalking him here,
> I forgot what the creatures that hang on to sharks
> but this asshole is like that. Obviously attached
> to BO and a loser with a shitload of free time.
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:34AM
My condolences BO was loved here
so Miscavage is it you that is now pretending to be one of our friends that died earlier this year or do you just celebrate that activity?
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> The guy following BO basically stalking him here,
> I forgot what the creatures that hang on to sharks
> but this asshole is like that. Obviously attached
> to BO and a loser with a shitload of free time.
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!
Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.
Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:34AM
My condolences BO was loved here
so Miscavage is it you that is now pretending to be one of our friends that died earlier this year or do you just celebrate that activity?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bowel buddy
()
Date: November 26, 2017 10:20AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Miscavage bowel buddy
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Miscavage bowel buddy
Miscavage bowel buddyMiscavage bowel buddyMiscavage bowel buddyMiscavage bowel buddyMiscavage bowel buddyMiscavage bowel buddyRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
welpm
()
Date: November 26, 2017 11:15AM
vile thread
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
milk
()
Date: November 26, 2017 11:39AM
Orange soda makes me fart. Root beer gives me the shits. If I drink milk I have to cancel appointments for the entire day and move the heater into the bathroom so I dont get cold.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2017 12:39PM
Ate at Wendys. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: November 26, 2017 12:57PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Ate at Wendys. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
Bad choice dog!
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> Ate at Wendys. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!
Bad choice dog!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2017 02:32PM
My bowels have seen better days, and the sandbags weighing down on my starfish are making me leery and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting here soon, but even with their breathing techniques and support, the fear is very real.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: November 26, 2017 02:43PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels have seen better days, and the sandbags
> weighing down on my starfish are making me leery
> and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting
> here soon, but even with their breathing
> techniques and support, the fear is very real.
I shore doez wish you good luck wit that Mr brownonion. I haz tha day off taday an tommorw too. I am enjoyin football taday an am cookin another turkey in tha crockpot. When Turkeyz went on sale so cheap for thanksgivin I bought 5 of them but I could only fit three in tha freezer so I cooked one on thurzday and one taday.
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> My bowels have seen better days, and the sandbags
> weighing down on my starfish are making me leery
> and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting
> here soon, but even with their breathing
> techniques and support, the fear is very real.
I shore doez wish you good luck wit that Mr brownonion. I haz tha day off taday an tommorw too. I am enjoyin football taday an am cookin another turkey in tha crockpot. When Turkeyz went on sale so cheap for thanksgivin I bought 5 of them but I could only fit three in tha freezer so I cooked one on thurzday and one taday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dirty socks
()
Date: November 26, 2017 03:01PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> My bowels have seen better days, and the sandbags
> weighing down on my starfish are making me leery
> and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting
> here soon, but even with their breathing
> techniques and support, the fear is very real.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My bowels have seen better days, and the sandbags
> weighing down on my starfish are making me leery
> and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting
> here soon, but even with their breathing
> techniques and support, the fear is very real.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 26, 2017 03:46PM
I had a big bowl of buttery grits with 3 poached eggs for breakfast and a 7-11 big bite dog for lunch. My bowels are up for a challenge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
thanks in advance
()
Date: November 26, 2017 04:10PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had a big bowl of buttery grits with 3 poached
> eggs for breakfast and a 7-11 big bite dog for
> lunch. My bowels are up for a challenge.
have some fun with it - put a wine saver in your rectum like the lady in the picture above and film it with a mask on. then post it here for us to FAP to.
thnx in advance.
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> I had a big bowl of buttery grits with 3 poached
> eggs for breakfast and a 7-11 big bite dog for
> lunch. My bowels are up for a challenge.
have some fun with it - put a wine saver in your rectum like the lady in the picture above and film it with a mask on. then post it here for us to FAP to.
thnx in advance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2017 06:26PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels have seen better days, and the
> sandbags
> > weighing down on my starfish are making me
> leery
> > and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting
> > here soon, but even with their breathing
> > techniques and support, the fear is very real.
>
>
> I shore doez wish you good luck wit that Mr
> brownonion. I haz tha day off taday an tommorw
> too. I am enjoyin football taday an am cookin
> another turkey in tha crockpot. When Turkeyz went
> on sale so cheap for thanksgivin I bought 5 of
> them but I could only fit three in tha freezer so
> I cooked one on thurzday and one taday.
Oh man that is great red onion. You're a terrific man and I'm glad you got some time off, and those turkeys should be quite bowel friendly. They settle okay in my bowels so your bowels should be fine.
In a holding pattern but believe toenails ripping out floor files is guaranteed.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels have seen better days, and the
> sandbags
> > weighing down on my starfish are making me
> leery
> > and rather anxious. I know midwives are getting
> > here soon, but even with their breathing
> > techniques and support, the fear is very real.
>
>
> I shore doez wish you good luck wit that Mr
> brownonion. I haz tha day off taday an tommorw
> too. I am enjoyin football taday an am cookin
> another turkey in tha crockpot. When Turkeyz went
> on sale so cheap for thanksgivin I bought 5 of
> them but I could only fit three in tha freezer so
> I cooked one on thurzday and one taday.
Oh man that is great red onion. You're a terrific man and I'm glad you got some time off, and those turkeys should be quite bowel friendly. They settle okay in my bowels so your bowels should be fine.
In a holding pattern but believe toenails ripping out floor files is guaranteed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: November 26, 2017 07:04PM
Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving, and good luck Brown Onion. The drive back from New Jersey took an extra two hours, but thankful the Maryland House rest stop on 95 was clean and no lines.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mudcat
()
Date: November 26, 2017 08:01PM
Dropped another big one. It must be post Thanksgiving clean out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Better stuff at the MOM thread
()
Date: November 26, 2017 09:14PM
Better stuff at the mOM thread and no shit pics.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb up all night in New Orleans ()
Date: November 26, 2017 10:52AM
Robb about travel - funny stuff, am I right? Wish I had more to laugh about though. I was in Best Buy this Friday and it was packed. Unfortunately for me I waited in line so long outside that when I got in I had to go to the bathroom BAD. I tried to make my way to the restroom but there was no way I was going to make it over all the Indian bargain shoppers. One of the Indian guys was opening a box and getting yelled at by the store manager. They pushed the box aside and continued arguing - this was my chance. I grabbed the open box (a 36 inch LCD TV) propped it in between two 4 foot stacks of soundbar boxes and had my own little stall.
I barely got my pants down before my brown starfish delivered a forceful cascade of liquid shit into the box. The sound was so loud it could be heard over the din of the Indian ladies fighting over the heavily discounted KitchenAid mixers 3 isles down. As chance would have it the Indian guys turban had fallen on the side of the box and was hanging by the corner. It made excellent toilet tissue.
I quickly finished up and pulled my pants up and replaced the box where it had been. The manager and Indian man were now nearly at a pushing match when the Indian guy lunged at the opened box, grabbed it, thrust it on his shoulder and started walking toward the register. In what can only be described as 'the browning of Haji the hideous contents I had deposited so urgently in the box spilled out all over the mans face, neck and shoulder. A women looking over the washing machines saw the whole thing and immediately projectile vomited into a Maytag upright. I slipped away, and escaped with my drawing tablet and Intel i7 lap top each 40% off.
IBS cannot stop this bargain hunter...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb up all night in New Orleans ()
Date: November 26, 2017 10:52AM
Robb about travel - funny stuff, am I right? Wish I had more to laugh about though. I was in Best Buy this Friday and it was packed. Unfortunately for me I waited in line so long outside that when I got in I had to go to the bathroom BAD. I tried to make my way to the restroom but there was no way I was going to make it over all the Indian bargain shoppers. One of the Indian guys was opening a box and getting yelled at by the store manager. They pushed the box aside and continued arguing - this was my chance. I grabbed the open box (a 36 inch LCD TV) propped it in between two 4 foot stacks of soundbar boxes and had my own little stall.
I barely got my pants down before my brown starfish delivered a forceful cascade of liquid shit into the box. The sound was so loud it could be heard over the din of the Indian ladies fighting over the heavily discounted KitchenAid mixers 3 isles down. As chance would have it the Indian guys turban had fallen on the side of the box and was hanging by the corner. It made excellent toilet tissue.
I quickly finished up and pulled my pants up and replaced the box where it had been. The manager and Indian man were now nearly at a pushing match when the Indian guy lunged at the opened box, grabbed it, thrust it on his shoulder and started walking toward the register. In what can only be described as 'the browning of Haji the hideous contents I had deposited so urgently in the box spilled out all over the mans face, neck and shoulder. A women looking over the washing machines saw the whole thing and immediately projectile vomited into a Maytag upright. I slipped away, and escaped with my drawing tablet and Intel i7 lap top each 40% off.
IBS cannot stop this bargain hunter...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Sir Bumper2
()
Date: November 26, 2017 11:24PM
I GOTTA BUMP HARD
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 04:27AM
Ate at Wawa's. My poor bowels! What was I thinking?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: November 27, 2017 04:49AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. While the normal people of the world are heading back to work after the holiday 5am guy is just starting his weekend. 5am guy has been on 12 hour shifts since last Tuesday. 5am guy has the next two nights off and then 5am guy goes back to 8 hour shifts. 5am guys bowels have suffered through the holiday. 5am guy ate nursing home thanksgiving food with his Mom and it was truly awful.
5am guy gets off work in a few hours and 5am guys plan is to make a quick stop at Harris Teeter and then go home and sleep long and hard, maybe sleep 10 to 12 hours. 5am guy is worn out.
5am guy gets off work in a few hours and 5am guys plan is to make a quick stop at Harris Teeter and then go home and sleep long and hard, maybe sleep 10 to 12 hours. 5am guy is worn out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: November 27, 2017 06:26AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. While the
> normal people of the world are heading back to
> work after the holiday 5am guy is just starting
> his weekend. 5am guy has been on 12 hour shifts
> since last Tuesday. 5am guy has the next two
> nights off and then 5am guy goes back to 8 hour
> shifts. 5am guys bowels have suffered through the
> holiday. 5am guy ate nursing home thanksgiving
> food with his Mom and it was truly awful.
> 5am guy gets off work in a few hours and 5am guys
> plan is to make a quick stop at Harris Teeter and
> then go home and sleep long and hard, maybe sleep
> 10 to 12 hours. 5am guy is worn out.
My bowels waaah my bowels!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. While the
> normal people of the world are heading back to
> work after the holiday 5am guy is just starting
> his weekend. 5am guy has been on 12 hour shifts
> since last Tuesday. 5am guy has the next two
> nights off and then 5am guy goes back to 8 hour
> shifts. 5am guys bowels have suffered through the
> holiday. 5am guy ate nursing home thanksgiving
> food with his Mom and it was truly awful.
> 5am guy gets off work in a few hours and 5am guys
> plan is to make a quick stop at Harris Teeter and
> then go home and sleep long and hard, maybe sleep
> 10 to 12 hours. 5am guy is worn out.
My bowels waaah my bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 20006
()
Date: November 27, 2017 07:11AM
Bozz makez me open up lubez early. Cold outside have to cover the bunz. Getting ready to provide servicez. Today bring in you and some dollarz no one needz knowz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 07:47AM
The sitz bath this morning provided by the midwives helped a lot. Needed 8 stitches in my starfish after expelling that garatulan shit. I believe my wetback plumber can fix the tiles and cover up the scratch marks on the wall. The cloth I bit down upon has teeth marks, and thus had to be thrown away.
It will probably take a day of convealescing as what's left of my bowels and starfish looks like a shit area of DC.
It will probably take a day of convealescing as what's left of my bowels and starfish looks like a shit area of DC.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:40AM
Brown onion maybe you should get a fan belt to bite down on when passing the mother load. It might keep you from cracking a tooth.
On the way home from my Grandma's house yesterday my dad stopped at golden corral. That was not bad as I just made a salad for myself, my Dad on the other hand had 5 fried chicken thighs with fried potato slices and a huge ice cream sundae. The farting was extreme during the rest of the trip but thank goodness it was warm enough to keep a window partially rolled down.
On the way home from my Grandma's house yesterday my dad stopped at golden corral. That was not bad as I just made a salad for myself, my Dad on the other hand had 5 fried chicken thighs with fried potato slices and a huge ice cream sundae. The farting was extreme during the rest of the trip but thank goodness it was warm enough to keep a window partially rolled down.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Another Fiber Question
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:42AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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midwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwives
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midwives
midwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesmidwivesRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
garatulan shit
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:43AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit
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garatulan shit
garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shit garatulan shitRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:49AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown onion maybe you should get a fan belt to
> bite down on when passing the mother load. It
> might keep you from cracking a tooth.
> On the way home from my Grandma's house yesterday
> my dad stopped at golden corral. That was not bad
> as I just made a salad for myself, my Dad on the
> other hand had 5 fried chicken thighs with fried
> potato slices and a huge ice cream sundae. The
> farting was extreme during the rest of the trip
> but thank goodness it was warm enough to keep a
> window partially rolled down.
Hey Spring, fanbelt - super funny idea. lololol
BTW send me your email and phone number I had a question for you about High School and donating money to your school for more bowel friendly lunches so Ill need all your personal information
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> Brown onion maybe you should get a fan belt to
> bite down on when passing the mother load. It
> might keep you from cracking a tooth.
> On the way home from my Grandma's house yesterday
> my dad stopped at golden corral. That was not bad
> as I just made a salad for myself, my Dad on the
> other hand had 5 fried chicken thighs with fried
> potato slices and a huge ice cream sundae. The
> farting was extreme during the rest of the trip
> but thank goodness it was warm enough to keep a
> window partially rolled down.
Hey Spring, fanbelt - super funny idea. lololol
BTW send me your email and phone number I had a question for you about High School and donating money to your school for more bowel friendly lunches so Ill need all your personal information
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:50AM
Going to get the Subway Reuben sub for lunch. Not sure if this will cause bowel trouble or not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
m63wt
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:54AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Going to get the Subway Reuben sub for lunch. Not
> sure if this will cause bowel trouble or not.
Get the foot long - it will be fine no problem whatsoever. Id suggest a large diet beverage and maybe a loaf of white bread for desert. enjoy.
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> Going to get the Subway Reuben sub for lunch. Not
> sure if this will cause bowel trouble or not.
Get the foot long - it will be fine no problem whatsoever. Id suggest a large diet beverage and maybe a loaf of white bread for desert. enjoy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO is a high schooler
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:55AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The sitz bath this morning provided by the
> midwives helped a lot. Needed 8 stitches in my
> starfish after expelling that garatulan shit. I
> believe my wetback plumber can fix the tiles and
> cover up the scratch marks on the wall. The cloth
> I bit down upon has teeth marks, and thus had to
> be thrown away.
>
> It will probably take a day of convealescing as
> what's left of my bowels and starfish looks like a
> shit area of DC.
You retarded ass kid troll. “garatulan”? At least learn how the fuck to properly pronounce & spell the words you try to use. Your parents must be some real dumb fucks.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The sitz bath this morning provided by the
> midwives helped a lot. Needed 8 stitches in my
> starfish after expelling that garatulan shit. I
> believe my wetback plumber can fix the tiles and
> cover up the scratch marks on the wall. The cloth
> I bit down upon has teeth marks, and thus had to
> be thrown away.
>
> It will probably take a day of convealescing as
> what's left of my bowels and starfish looks like a
> shit area of DC.
You retarded ass kid troll. “garatulan”? At least learn how the fuck to properly pronounce & spell the words you try to use. Your parents must be some real dumb fucks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:55AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown onion maybe you should get a fan belt to
> bite down on when passing the mother load. It
> might keep you from cracking a tooth.
> On the way home from my Grandma's house yesterday
> my dad stopped at golden corral. That was not bad
> as I just made a salad for myself, my Dad on the
> other hand had 5 fried chicken thighs with fried
> potato slices and a huge ice cream sundae. The
> farting was extreme during the rest of the trip
> but thank goodness it was warm enough to keep a
> window partially rolled down.
Out of the bath and sorry to hear your horrendous day Spring. Please ignore my stalker who if you'll notice, has spent countless hours devising a user name that looks like mine along with posting photographs of shit. He definitely would not pass a basic psychiatric exam.
Anyhow I think by tomorrow I will be able to run over towel heads and wetbacks. Maybe even flick off Gerry a few times. Here's to your school day being great and continue studying bowels and digestive issues. And work against the quacks like anon dick and the pharmaceutical companies that constantly lie.
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> Brown onion maybe you should get a fan belt to
> bite down on when passing the mother load. It
> might keep you from cracking a tooth.
> On the way home from my Grandma's house yesterday
> my dad stopped at golden corral. That was not bad
> as I just made a salad for myself, my Dad on the
> other hand had 5 fried chicken thighs with fried
> potato slices and a huge ice cream sundae. The
> farting was extreme during the rest of the trip
> but thank goodness it was warm enough to keep a
> window partially rolled down.
Out of the bath and sorry to hear your horrendous day Spring. Please ignore my stalker who if you'll notice, has spent countless hours devising a user name that looks like mine along with posting photographs of shit. He definitely would not pass a basic psychiatric exam.
Anyhow I think by tomorrow I will be able to run over towel heads and wetbacks. Maybe even flick off Gerry a few times. Here's to your school day being great and continue studying bowels and digestive issues. And work against the quacks like anon dick and the pharmaceutical companies that constantly lie.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:56AM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Going to get the Subway Reuben sub for lunch. Not
> sure if this will cause bowel trouble or not.
That spells major bowel trouble, and could result in New Orleans 9th ward breaching.
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> Going to get the Subway Reuben sub for lunch. Not
> sure if this will cause bowel trouble or not.
That spells major bowel trouble, and could result in New Orleans 9th ward breaching.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
garatulan shit
()
Date: November 27, 2017 09:15AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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garatulan shitgaratulan shitgaratulan shit
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garatulan shit
garatulan shitgaratulan shitRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
visual onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 09:17AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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breaching breaching breaching breaching
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breaching
breaching breaching breachingRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
euwmh
()
Date: November 27, 2017 09:30AM
Disgusting gifs have opened a portal for the Spammers - like a virus or that gate in Stranger Things. Really gross people and thanks for the spam too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 10:26AM
It doesn't bother me as this sick individuals attempts, to subvert this thread have been crushed always. Let him have his sick scat fun.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
more pics please
()
Date: November 27, 2017 10:43AM
be honest green - you like anything about shit. Pictures, stories, fake characters you make up so you can talk to yourself about poo. You love it all. Brown keeps posting so he can see more pictures.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 27, 2017 12:26PM
Interesting bunch of lies. VGO, BO or anyone with real health problems doesn't post nor want this shit nonsense. Now what does that tell you? That you're a sick motherfucker not wanted here!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 20006
()
Date: November 27, 2017 12:45PM
Spinning signz hoping fairfaxez mayorz visitz me in bayz. Warm weatherz up bunz out make customerz happy. Get bayz in bayz. You drop fluidz I get beerz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Scholarly posts
()
Date: November 27, 2017 01:32PM
Yes very serious - sounds like it came straight out of JAMA.
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Interesting bunch of lies. VGO, BO or anyone with
> real health problems doesn't post nor want this
> shit nonsense. Now what does that tell you? That
> you're a sick motherfucker not wanted here!
1. Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 26, 2017 08:14AM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Asshole who stalks BO look up "Remora". That's you
> !
Its okay Miscavage, although you are an excellent bowel buddy. Haven't heard of remora's since being in the service.
My bowels are getting ready for their usual dropping an anchor, maybe today thankfully destroyer size and not in the Nimitz class. The Gulf of Starfish is going to hurt, but at least third world fucks will be eliminated. Calling in midwives.
2. Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 27, 2017 07:47AM
The sitz bath this morning provided by the midwives helped a lot. Needed 8 stitches in my starfish after expelling that garatulan shit. I believe my wetback plumber can fix the tiles and cover up the scratch marks on the wall. The cloth I bit down upon has teeth marks, and thus had to be thrown away.
It will probably take a day of convealescing as what's left of my bowels and starfish looks like a shit area of DC.
...you guys love the pictures and the attention.
Miscavage Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Interesting bunch of lies. VGO, BO or anyone with
> real health problems doesn't post nor want this
> shit nonsense. Now what does that tell you? That
> you're a sick motherfucker not wanted here!
1. Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 26, 2017 08:14AM
Miscavage Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Asshole who stalks BO look up "Remora". That's you
> !
Its okay Miscavage, although you are an excellent bowel buddy. Haven't heard of remora's since being in the service.
My bowels are getting ready for their usual dropping an anchor, maybe today thankfully destroyer size and not in the Nimitz class. The Gulf of Starfish is going to hurt, but at least third world fucks will be eliminated. Calling in midwives.
2. Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 27, 2017 07:47AM
The sitz bath this morning provided by the midwives helped a lot. Needed 8 stitches in my starfish after expelling that garatulan shit. I believe my wetback plumber can fix the tiles and cover up the scratch marks on the wall. The cloth I bit down upon has teeth marks, and thus had to be thrown away.
It will probably take a day of convealescing as what's left of my bowels and starfish looks like a shit area of DC.
...you guys love the pictures and the attention.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Onion salt
()
Date: November 27, 2017 01:59PM
Eating very spicy food helps proper digestion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 02:15PM
If these people would just go to a grocer, eat healthy foods, their problems would be resolved.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 02:36PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> If these people would just go to a grocer, eat
> healthy foods, their problems would be resolved.
Are you related to anon dick by any chance? Yes go to "the grocer." Genius. Yes that's going to be a cure for IBS.
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> If these people would just go to a grocer, eat
> healthy foods, their problems would be resolved.
Are you related to anon dick by any chance? Yes go to "the grocer." Genius. Yes that's going to be a cure for IBS.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Flowers
()
Date: November 27, 2017 04:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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"the grocer."
"the grocer." "the grocer." "the grocer." "the grocer." "the grocer."
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"the grocer."
"the grocer." "the grocer." "the grocer." "the grocer." "the grocer." Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 04:34PM
For those of you that use google chrome a simple add-on will block all the shit pictures on this or any thread automatically. It works great!
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-onoff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-onoff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2017 07:16PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> For those of you that use google chrome a simple
> add-on will block all the shit pictures on this or
> any thread automatically. It works great!
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
> noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
Can all of us provide a fund for you to get a psychiatrist. Wow you have some issues.
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> For those of you that use google chrome a simple
> add-on will block all the shit pictures on this or
> any thread automatically. It works great!
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
> noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
Can all of us provide a fund for you to get a psychiatrist. Wow you have some issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: November 27, 2017 07:34PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For those of you that use google chrome a
> simple
> > add-on will block all the shit pictures on this
> or
> > any thread automatically. It works great!
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
>
> > noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
>
>
> Can all of us provide a fund for you to get a
> psychiatrist. Wow you have some issues.
How about for both of you?
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> -----
> > For those of you that use google chrome a
> simple
> > add-on will block all the shit pictures on this
> or
> > any thread automatically. It works great!
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
>
> > noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
>
>
> Can all of us provide a fund for you to get a
> psychiatrist. Wow you have some issues.
How about for both of you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
trifecta
()
Date: November 27, 2017 08:44PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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issues.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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issues.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: November 28, 2017 04:46AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> For those of you that use google chrome a simple
> add-on will block all the shit pictures on this or
> any thread automatically. It works great!
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
> noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy is off work today but 5am guy just got done sleeping a few hours ago. 5am guys nights and days get all jumbled up.
As for the image blocker 5 am guy did that some time ago to block all the nasty pictures. 5am guy uses Maxthon5 browser and it has the image blocking built in. 5am guy would think that all browsers have this feature. 5am guy knows that some of the posters here are older and may struggle with the image blocking but it is really just a few clicks.
5am guy is taking a nice leisurely dump at home this morning. 5am guy has a heater going in the bathroom and 5am guy is sipping on a diet ginger ale so 5am guy should be ready to launch one soon.
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> For those of you that use google chrome a simple
> add-on will block all the shit pictures on this or
> any thread automatically. It works great!
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
> noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy is off work today but 5am guy just got done sleeping a few hours ago. 5am guys nights and days get all jumbled up.
As for the image blocker 5 am guy did that some time ago to block all the nasty pictures. 5am guy uses Maxthon5 browser and it has the image blocking built in. 5am guy would think that all browsers have this feature. 5am guy knows that some of the posters here are older and may struggle with the image blocking but it is really just a few clicks.
5am guy is taking a nice leisurely dump at home this morning. 5am guy has a heater going in the bathroom and 5am guy is sipping on a diet ginger ale so 5am guy should be ready to launch one soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2017 07:05AM
Dunkin Donuts. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2017 07:25AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For those of you that use google chrome a
> simple
> > add-on will block all the shit pictures on this
> or
> > any thread automatically. It works great!
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
>
> > noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
>
>
> Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy is off
> work today but 5am guy just got done sleeping a
> few hours ago. 5am guys nights and days get all
> jumbled up.
>
> As for the image blocker 5 am guy did that some
> time ago to block all the nasty pictures. 5am guy
> uses Maxthon5 browser and it has the image
> blocking built in. 5am guy would think that all
> browsers have this feature. 5am guy knows that
> some of the posters here are older and may
> struggle with the image blocking but it is really
> just a few clicks.
> 5am guy is taking a nice leisurely dump at home
> this morning. 5am guy has a heater going in the
> bathroom and 5am guy is sipping on a diet ginger
> ale so 5am guy should be ready to launch one soon.
5 am guy glad to hear you are doing well. I tried to follow your instructions. Perhaps when the rugrats show up at the house this weekend I will have them block out those nasty pictures. Now to get the Buick ready as I think with the warm weather its Bowling for Bolivians.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For those of you that use google chrome a
> simple
> > add-on will block all the shit pictures on this
> or
> > any thread automatically. It works great!
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-o
>
> > noff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
>
>
> Hi all! 5am guy here once again. 5am guy is off
> work today but 5am guy just got done sleeping a
> few hours ago. 5am guys nights and days get all
> jumbled up.
>
> As for the image blocker 5 am guy did that some
> time ago to block all the nasty pictures. 5am guy
> uses Maxthon5 browser and it has the image
> blocking built in. 5am guy would think that all
> browsers have this feature. 5am guy knows that
> some of the posters here are older and may
> struggle with the image blocking but it is really
> just a few clicks.
> 5am guy is taking a nice leisurely dump at home
> this morning. 5am guy has a heater going in the
> bathroom and 5am guy is sipping on a diet ginger
> ale so 5am guy should be ready to launch one soon.
5 am guy glad to hear you are doing well. I tried to follow your instructions. Perhaps when the rugrats show up at the house this weekend I will have them block out those nasty pictures. Now to get the Buick ready as I think with the warm weather its Bowling for Bolivians.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Which cereal has the most fiber?
()
Date: November 28, 2017 07:37AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Bowling for Bolivians. Bowling for Bolivians. Bowling for Bolivians. Bowling for Bolivians.
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Bowling for Bolivians.
Bowling for Bolivians. Bowling for Bolivians. Bowling for Bolivians.Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2017 08:07AM
Not surprising as BO's stalker and biggest fan wanted to post shit imagery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: November 28, 2017 08:20AM
I blocked the images here a long time ago. It is very easy. I packed myself a very bowel friendly lunch of whole wheat pita pocket stuffed with all kinds of fresh veggies and a little shreaded cheese and grapes for desert. My Dad gave me a messed up look as he was eating little debbie honey buns for breakfast.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2017 08:26AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I blocked the images here a long time ago. It is
> very easy. I packed myself a very bowel friendly
> lunch of whole wheat pita pocket stuffed with all
> kinds of fresh veggies and a little shreaded
> cheese and grapes for desert. My Dad gave me a
> messed up look as he was eating little debbie
> honey buns for breakfast.
Glad to hear spring onion! And well done on packing a proper lunch. You are wise beyond your years and should be proud.
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> I blocked the images here a long time ago. It is
> very easy. I packed myself a very bowel friendly
> lunch of whole wheat pita pocket stuffed with all
> kinds of fresh veggies and a little shreaded
> cheese and grapes for desert. My Dad gave me a
> messed up look as he was eating little debbie
> honey buns for breakfast.
Glad to hear spring onion! And well done on packing a proper lunch. You are wise beyond your years and should be proud.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: November 28, 2017 09:59AM
Made it to work. Today seems okay, the ride in on metro was fine. And today I have a meeting of WMATA to talk about bathrooms on trains. Its taken a lot of calls and emails but hoping for the best.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wut bowels
()
Date: November 28, 2017 10:30AM
Who the fuck uses word bowels
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: November 28, 2017 10:58AM
Wut bowels Wrote:
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> Who the fuck uses word bowels
Our group does, but you're more than welcome to use colon or digestive system.
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> Who the fuck uses word bowels
Our group does, but you're more than welcome to use colon or digestive system.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Obviously
()
Date: November 28, 2017 11:26AM
This entire thread is one fuckhead talking to himself. Lol, wonder who it is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
My Guess Meade!
()
Date: November 28, 2017 12:48PM
Meade Skelton has bowel probs!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion class of 20006
()
Date: November 28, 2017 01:35PM
Spinning signz get oil changez bayz in bayz. No one needz to knowz. Your secret is safe with these bunz you release fluidz I get dollarz economy workz