I am up awake and have told the obese neighbor, to stop singing opera in his bikini briefs so early. I have tests in biology and history class today, and this does not help. Mom is passed out in the kitchen from drinking. Glad grandma is with her but a quiet house has become loony.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I am up awake and have told the obese neighbor, to
> stop singing opera in his bikini briefs so early.
> I have tests in biology and history class today,
> and this does not help. Mom is passed out in the
> kitchen from drinking. Glad grandma is with her
> but a quiet house has become loony.


Spring Im very glad you continue to post here despite your parents asking you not to - we really should meet in person soon. Log in under a name and message my other account Brown Onion and we can work out where and when to meet soon. I can even afford to help you with the costs of a new graphics card for your computer for gaming - whew those are expensive now am I right!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. As we approach another
> holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a email from
> his boss asking 5am guy to work a 12 hour shift on
> Monday which is normally 5am guys night off. 5am
> guy will do it but 5am guy is not going to like
> it.
> 5am guy has been eating more and more of those
> steamed vegetables in the microwavable pouch and
> while fairly healthy they are causing 5am guy to
> have some of the same symptoms that our good
> friend brown splatter experiences.
> 5am guy wishes everyone a happy MLK day long
> weekend and good bowels!

You are poisoning yourself with that 'microwavable' plastic pouch - you heat plastic and it goes into the food. Put your food in glass if you are going to heat it in the microwave. Also avoid foods stored in plastic if possible. Finally never heat foods in plastic containers or aluminum - glass and silicone are inert and will not introduce petro chemicals into your body.

Frosted mini wheats (dry) and strong drip brewed coffee for breakfast. Had a peanut butter on toast sandwich and water for dinner last night (wasn't that hungry, got a bit of a cold now).

I have got my wet wipes ready to do battle here in an hour or so- I feel the mayhem brewing- the fiber + coffee combo always makes me take a soft serve ice cream deuce. Very freeing though. A perfect type 4 on the bristol stool chart.

I am blessed my deposits are always soft and pass freely, I have friends who take prescribed medications and have heard the horror stories of battles of them giving birth to rock hard foes and needing a knife at the end to "break it up" and clog their plumbing to the point they have a plumber on call. I feel for you all and wish you better trips to drop off the kids in the pool in the future.


I am wide awake and ready for action here in 2018.



Bless you all, thank you for your support, I support you as well.

Such nonsense. A visit to the produce section at your local grocer, and not the bakery section would resolve the issue.

Chemist Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy here again. As we approach
> another
> > holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a email from
> > his boss asking 5am guy to work a 12 hour shift
> on
> > Monday which is normally 5am guys night off.
> 5am
> > guy will do it but 5am guy is not going to like
> > it.
> > 5am guy has been eating more and more of those
> > steamed vegetables in the microwavable pouch
> and
> > while fairly healthy they are causing 5am guy
> to
> > have some of the same symptoms that our good
> > friend brown splatter experiences.
> > 5am guy wishes everyone a happy MLK day long
> > weekend and good bowels!
>
> You are poisoning yourself with that
> 'microwavable' plastic pouch - you heat plastic
> and it goes into the food. Put your food in glass
> if you are going to heat it in the microwave.
> Also avoid foods stored in plastic if possible.
> Finally never heat foods in plastic containers or
> aluminum - glass and silicone are inert and will
> not introduce petro chemicals into your body.


https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/microwaving-food-in-plastic-dangerous-or-not

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/plastic-not-so-fantastic/

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Such nonsense. A visit to the produce section at
> your local grocer, and not the bakery section
> would resolve the issue.


spitting in the wind friend - these fat fucks stuff their faces with processed fast food and confections never giving produce a chance. Then the moan and jerk-off about their feces problems. Look around - everyone is a fat fuck these days including the kids. Disgusting.

The school opened up the snack bar in the gym today and they are giving out scrapple sandwiches. That is some bowel busting stuff right there!

Goulash in the mirror today. Its not looking promising as my bowels appear to be bursting at the seams. I forgot the movie but I believe it was a negro actor stopping a leak, and another would pop open. He tried everything in his power to stop it but no avail. That's where we are at folks.

Dad's obese neighbor friend called me. He says that dad is passed out drinking, and farting while sleeping. I'm not sure why he had to call me, although mom is away from the house with grandma. It is distracting to try to study bowels in biology, and have these phone calls. While I am glad my dad is okay, his wrists seem a bit limper, and he has been acting distant.

I had a 7-11 burrito for lunch. This may have been a poor choice.

Boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had a 7-11 burrito for lunch. This may have been
> a poor choice.

We all make mistakes. I went to earth fare. Its expensive but think this may be a good choice for us.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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negro actornegro actor
negro actor
negro actor

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad's obese neighbor friend called me. He says
> that dad is passed out drinking, and farting while
> sleeping. I'm not sure why he had to call me,
> although mom is away from the house with grandma.
> It is distracting to try to study bowels in
> biology, and have these phone calls. While I am
> glad my dad is okay, his wrists seem a bit limper,
> and he has been acting distant.

Spring, perhaps if you provide me with your phone number I can help you with some ideas for blocking the neighbor's calls. We could talk then meet up later and go for a ride in my van to MicroCenter to look at graphics cards.

What a surprise impersonating. A form of flattery. Thank you. As spring who you impersonate and others, feel free to waste your time.

Shithole countries. Yes I agree with President Trump, who eloquently described this country's main issue. His balls bowels and brains are first rate.

I can't begin to tell you how worthless the South Vietnamese were in the war. Bunch of fuckers from a shithole country, although better than El Salvador.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Shithole countries. Yes I agree with President
> Trump, who eloquently described this country's
> main issue. His balls bowels and brains are first
> rate.
>
> I can't begin to tell you how worthless the South
> Vietnamese were in the war. Bunch of fuckers from
> a shithole country, although better than El
> Salvador.

My guess is we are in the same age bracket. I really don't like such rude commentary, and would rather focus on my health and other peoples here. This is very devisive.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Shithole countries. Yes I agree with President
> Trump, who eloquently described this country's
> main issue. His balls bowels and brains are first
> rate.
>
> I can't begin to tell you how worthless the South
> Vietnamese were in the war. Bunch of fuckers from
> a shithole country, although better than El
> Salvador.

How many babies did you kill in Nam? Coward like you Ill bet you greased a bunch of babies, kids and elderly. 'just following orders'

Quick Question Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shithole countries. Yes I agree with President
> > Trump, who eloquently described this country's
> > main issue. His balls bowels and brains are
> first
> > rate.
> >
> > I can't begin to tell you how worthless the
> South
> > Vietnamese were in the war. Bunch of fuckers
> from
> > a shithole country, although better than El
> > Salvador.
>
> How many babies did you kill in Nam? Coward like
> you Ill bet you greased a bunch of babies, kids
> and elderly. 'just following orders'


He’s never been to Nam. Fucking stolen valor liar. I’m going to report him so he will be investigated. Phony piece of shit.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Shithole countriesShithole countries
Shithole countries
Shithole countries
Shithole countries
Shithole countries
Shithole countries

4am guy checking in before the massive evacuation about to happen. The eggplant is sure working its way southbound.

Chemist Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy here again. As we approach
> another
> > holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a email from
> > his boss asking 5am guy to work a 12 hour shift
> on
> > Monday which is normally 5am guys night off.
> 5am
> > guy will do it but 5am guy is not going to like
> > it.
> > 5am guy has been eating more and more of those
> > steamed vegetables in the microwavable pouch
> and
> > while fairly healthy they are causing 5am guy
> to
> > have some of the same symptoms that our good
> > friend brown splatter experiences.
> > 5am guy wishes everyone a happy MLK day long
> > weekend and good bowels!
>
> You are poisoning yourself with that
> 'microwavable' plastic pouch - you heat plastic
> and it goes into the food. Put your food in glass
> if you are going to heat it in the microwave.
> Also avoid foods stored in plastic if possible.
> Finally never heat foods in plastic containers or
> aluminum - glass and silicone are inert and will
> not introduce petro chemicals into your body.


That is completely wrong. Frozen vegetables are just fine. If anything they are better than fresh and the packaging has zero impact.

Moons over my Hammy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

I get the honor of taking Matilda to the "doctor" today. Nothing like seeing your sister in stirrups tied down to be sodomized for "medical purposes." Doctors of the ass are more witch doctors from Haiti than any other branch of medicine.

nutrient onion Wrote:
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> Chemist Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi all! 5am guy here again. As we approach
> > another
> > > holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a email
> from
> > > his boss asking 5am guy to work a 12 hour
> shift
> > on
> > > Monday which is normally 5am guys night off.
> > 5am
> > > guy will do it but 5am guy is not going to
> like
> > > it.
> > > 5am guy has been eating more and more of
> those
> > > steamed vegetables in the microwavable pouch
> > and
> > > while fairly healthy they are causing 5am guy
> > to
> > > have some of the same symptoms that our good
> > > friend brown splatter experiences.
> > > 5am guy wishes everyone a happy MLK day long
> > > weekend and good bowels!
> >
> > You are poisoning yourself with that
> > 'microwavable' plastic pouch - you heat plastic
> > and it goes into the food. Put your food in
> glass
> > if you are going to heat it in the microwave.
> > Also avoid foods stored in plastic if possible.
>
> > Finally never heat foods in plastic containers
> or
> > aluminum - glass and silicone are inert and
> will
> > not introduce petro chemicals into your body.
>
>
> That is completely wrong. Frozen vegetables are
> just fine. If anything they are better than fresh
> and the packaging has zero impact.

Foods stored in plastic transfer low levels of hormone altering plastic - not a huge problem. Heating foods in plastic is allowed when it transfers less than 1%-.1% the amount of plastic shown to cause harm in animals. Read the studies cited above.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Jerks it to Sisters StarfishJerks it Jerks it to Sisters StarfishJerks it to Sisters StarfishJerks it to Sisters Starfishto Sisters Starfish

My first class started, but I don't like waking up to the obese neighbor and my dad, having fart competitions in the living room. It looks like they were up all night with chips and dip, pizza, chicken wings and other not bowel friendly foods. Grandma says mom is "taking a vacation." I miss her and am glad grandma packed my lunch.

I found that sheetz meatball subs are fairly bowel friendly.

My Dad has today and Monday off work, he brought home charcoal, chicken parts and more busch beer last night. I think he is kicking off a 4 day drunk and food fest. I am begging my Mom to take me to Grandma's house for the long weekend and she says maybe she will take me there in the morning.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad has today and Monday off work, he brought
> home charcoal, chicken parts and more busch beer
> last night. I think he is kicking off a 4 day
> drunk and food fest. I am begging my Mom to take
> me to Grandma's house for the long weekend and she
> says maybe she will take me there in the morning.

I hope you get to go to grandmothers house. Horrible young man. I'm so sorry.

Spring Onion, if not could you share your dads age here? This would help us understand his bowels better.

A day at the doctors and Matildas sleeping on her stomach with a sore ass. I don't like the doctor behind her smoking as its unprofessional.

I wish my dad would eat healthier food. The same for the obese neighbor. I went home for the day and they are playing a game they call "Fire and Brimstone." Each has a lighter and they both are naked on the couch with their butts in their air. Whoever has the longest flame apparently wins. Its Nintendo Switch time.

What are you wearing? I have lots of movies

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> What are you wearing? I have lots of movies


Proof they aren't to be trusted!

Going home early, and I threw out my shoes and am wearing plastic bags on my feet. So embarrassed.

Man o man my bowelz waz bad at work taday. I kept thinking I needed ta drop a load but when I tried it waz no good. I iz home now an I gots 3 hole dayz in a row off. I cant really enjoyz myself though becauze my bowelz is still stopped up. I hopes this clearz up soon, I need me a few beerz.
I hopes you other brown guyz are doin better than me.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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BO Racist AholBO Racist AholeBO Racist AholeBO Racist AholeBO Racist Ahole

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Going home early, and I threw out my shoes and am
> wearing plastic bags on my feet. So embarrassed.

Wear diapers you idiot

My obese neighbor is walking around the house naked with a balloon in his fat butt cheeks. My dad gave me the shhh symbol and he has a dart in his mouth. I'm not sure why or what they are doing. There are lots of naked men magazines, and mom just cries non stop. She said something about now she understands why dad likes the back door to grandma. I am confused.

This thread has got a bit stranger. Having a hard time comprehension wise. The diet is still doing nada.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My obese neighbor is walking around the house
> naked with a balloon in his fat butt cheeks. My
> dad gave me the shhh symbol and he has a dart in
> his mouth. I'm not sure why or what they are
> doing. There are lots of naked men magazines, and
> mom just cries non stop. She said something about
> now she understands why dad likes the back door to
> grandma. I am confused.


Hard times Spring - hang in there. Have you tried Jenkum - I hear it can ease the pain

Jenkem. You guys are nasty. Its been awhile since reading your shit but even more depraved.

Good morning BiB's! I hope everyone is having good bowels this morning. I have been enjoying somewhat improved bowels after my hernia operation but I still have to be careful about what I eat.
There is a dining facility on campus called Bistro 1908 that serves fresh, locally grown vegetables as well as fish and veggie burgers. This place is a gift from God to my bowels. To make things even better the food never gets old at this place because of the high volume of students and staff that eat there, it is the freshest of the fresh. Sadly it is closed on weekends. If you guys ever get to Harrisonburg you should try it. They accept cash customers as well as meal plans.

https://jmu.campusdish.com/Locations/Bistro1908.aspx

Spinning signz windz cold on bunz stop by for oil changez and use your socket setz on my bayz in bayz. You get to work some off I get beerz.

Its nice to dive and the real red onion here.

Today will be brief as looking at a potential breech delivery with midwives using forceps. I wish you all well and have been reading the Bristol Stool Guide on the wall for an hour now.

Doing my math homework. Mom is crying at the door with ten enema sets and lubricating bottles. I am not sure what these are for, and don't think its my place to ask. The obese neighbor and my dad have been in the bedroom all day.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Its nice to dive and the real red onion here.
>
> Today will be brief as looking at a potential
> breech delivery with midwives using forceps. I
> wish you all well and have been reading the
> Bristol Stool Guide on the wall for an hour now.


Fuck off, you stolen valor racist cunt.

Col Douchebag Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its nice to dive and the real red onion here.
> >
> > Today will be brief as looking at a potential
> > breech delivery with midwives using forceps. I
> > wish you all well and have been reading the
> > Bristol Stool Guide on the wall for an hour
> now.
>
>
> Fuck off, you stolen valor racist cunt.

Your ovaries acting up?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Its nice to dive and the real red onion here.
>
> Today will be brief as looking at a potential
> breech delivery with midwives using forceps. I
> wish you all well and have been reading the
> Bristol Stool Guide on the wall for an hour now.


Good luck there Mr brownonion. I had me a long night but I dropped the big one thiz mornin. I feelz like a million bucks now. I had ta replace tha battery in my little car thiz mornin an I waz glad that I didnt have ta do that with a big load in me. I will sayz a little prayer fo yore bowelz rite now.

BO spends an hour reading Bristol Stool guide containing less than 40 words - explains a lot. Old, racist and senile.

for the noob Wrote:
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> BO spends an hour reading Bristol Stool guide
> containing less than 40 words - explains a lot.
> Old, racist and senile.

So what. I still love sucking his cock.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its nice to dive and the real red onion here.
> >
> > Today will be brief as looking at a potential
> > breech delivery with midwives using forceps. I
> > wish you all well and have been reading the
> > Bristol Stool Guide on the wall for an hour
> now.
>
>
> Good luck there Mr brownonion. I had me a long
> night but I dropped the big one thiz mornin. I
> feelz like a million bucks now. I had ta replace
> tha battery in my little car thiz mornin an I waz
> glad that I didnt have ta do that with a big load
> in me. I will sayz a little prayer fo yore bowelz
> rite now.

I agree red onion. Lets pray for BO as he's our hero!

I get home from Ruth Chris. And nothing changes here with obtuse write ups.

Grits with cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its nice to dive and the real red onion here.
> >
> > Today will be brief as looking at a potential
> > breech delivery with midwives using forceps. I
> > wish you all well and have been reading the
> > Bristol Stool Guide on the wall for an hour
> now.
>
>
> Good luck there Mr brownonion. I had me a long
> night but I dropped the big one thiz mornin. I
> feelz like a million bucks now. I had ta replace
> tha battery in my little car thiz mornin an I waz
> glad that I didnt have ta do that with a big load
> in me. I will sayz a little prayer fo yore bowelz
> rite now.


Thank you red onion. Glad you are cleared up and what came out of the starfish said Everstart on it. A big square going through a hole.

My Mom did end up taking me to my Grandmas house yesterday. I have been putting all my Grandmas Christmas decorations away in the basement. We just got done with oatmeal and fruit for breakfast and I like that. Today we are going to ride in a Uber to go shopping at Walmart because Grandma says she cant see well enough to drive right now. She says she will keep her car so she can give it to me when I get my licence in about a year and a half! The car is just a old Ford Taurus but I would love to have it! I get to stay here one more night.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom did end up taking me to my Grandmas house
> yesterday. I have been putting all my Grandmas
> Christmas decorations away in the basement. We
> just got done with oatmeal and fruit for breakfast
> and I like that. Today we are going to ride in a
> Uber to go shopping at Walmart because Grandma
> says she cant see well enough to drive right now.
> She says she will keep her car so she can give it
> to me when I get my licence in about a year and a
> half! The car is just a old Ford Taurus but I
> would love to have it! I get to stay here one more
> night.

Spring - so glad you keep coming back here! I guess we can tell you 14 years old if you will be able to drive in a year and a half. So glad to support and encourage someone 13-14 coming to this site with scat porn and explicit, vile commentary about perversions centered around feces - definitely the right thing for a person your age to be involved in.

I know I am a good person because I know you visiting this thread is in YOUR best interests. Again please continue to visit, gaze at the deviant pornography and especially engage in conversations with adults 4 times your age about shit, shitting, midwives helping pull shit out of your body, descriptions of anus as a 'starfish' a toilet as a 'groan-throne' comments about shit being the size of military vessels - its all the best thing for a young teen to take in.

Finally, no need to tell your parents or caring adults you come here - it will be our secret ;)

Dad and the obese neighbor in their underwear with a Barbie doll. They are feeding it milk, eating chicken wings while they fart loudly. The house really smells, and I don't like finding anal bead packages on the kitchen table. Mom is passed out drunk, but grandma got me a new video game.

As usual impersonating.

Well done to the real spring onion. Its nice of you to help with Christmas decorations, and family time and fiber help. You are doing right and all of us applaud you.

BEH, I mean VGO, do you suck cock because you enjoy it? Or is it more because you like the taste of the actual feces that you lick off the cock?

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor in their underwear with
> a Barbie doll. They are feeding it milk, eating
> chicken wings while they fart loudly. The house
> really smells, and I don't like finding anal bead
> packages on the kitchen table. Mom is passed out
> drunk, but grandma got me a new video game.

Why would you encourage a 14 year old to post to and read this thread?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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came out of the starfish

Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing mini skirts. They both are farting while they bake cupcakes. It is disgusting watching them slurp spaghetti together. This and their darting, and writing with shit on the walls, is going to cause mom a nervous breakdown.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Mom did end up taking me to my Grandmas
> house
> > yesterday. I have been putting all my Grandmas
> > Christmas decorations away in the basement. We
> > just got done with oatmeal and fruit for
> breakfast
> > and I like that. Today we are going to ride in
> a
> > Uber to go shopping at Walmart because Grandma
> > says she cant see well enough to drive right
> now.
> > She says she will keep her car so she can give
> it
> > to me when I get my licence in about a year and
> a
> > half! The car is just a old Ford Taurus but I
> > would love to have it! I get to stay here one
> more
> > night.
>
> Spring - so glad you keep coming back here! I
> guess we can tell you 14 years old if you will be
> able to drive in a year and a half. So glad to
> support and encourage someone 13-14 coming to this
> site with scat porn and explicit, vile commentary
> about perversions centered around feces -
> definitely the right thing for a person your age
> to be involved in.
>
> I know I am a good person because I know you
> visiting this thread is in YOUR best interests.
> Again please continue to visit, gaze at the
> deviant pornography and especially engage in
> conversations with adults 4 times your age about
> shit, shitting, midwives helping pull shit out of
> your body, descriptions of anus as a 'starfish' a
> toilet as a 'groan-throne' comments about shit
> being the size of military vessels - its all the
> best thing for a young teen to take in.
>
> Finally, no need to tell your parents or caring
> adults you come here - it will be our secret ;)


Thanks, I block all the images here and just ignore the negative comments. I think the main point of this thread is to help take away some of the stigma about discussing one's bowels. Bowels are something that we all deal with on a regular (pun intended) basis yet discussing them is generally considered unacceptable.
Brown Onion and others here use exaggeration and humor as a tool to help break down the walls that often isolate sufferers from the free communication that can help people in the long run.
I have decided to pursue a career in the bowel health industry. I am not quite sure what that role may be just yet. My parents and my Grandma are going to help me pay for a college education so for now all I can do is study hard and continue to get straight A's in all my classes.

Thank you Spring Onion. Although recovering from the brick through the ping pong hole or maybe an elephant through a hobbit hole, your dedication to bowels and research is something to be proud of!

I only wish my kids studied more, but the rugrats have got an advanced early intervention about bowels. You're doing great!

As a 14 year old I should also mention that researchers have suggested numerous theories to explain IBS, which affects as many as 36 million Americans. But according to gastrointestinal motility specialists the idea of a bacterial origin of IBS represents a major change in thinking.

Writing in the Aug. 18 issue of JAMA, it has been proposed that ordinary bacteria normally confined to the large intestine may expand into the small intestine, prompting uncomfortable bloating and gas after meals, a change in bowel movements as well as an immune response that may account for the flu-like illness so common in the IBS patient, including such debilitating symptoms as headaches, muscle and joint pains and chronic fatigue.

Certainty apropos this particular pathology remains elusive. I should mention that Im definitely only 14 and not a middle aged man posting a fictional scat character. Also I block the images like the woman pooping in a mask shown above. Finally the grown adults encouraging me to come to this arguably depraved thread are fine middle aged men not at all interested in Pederasty. Ill be scanning this thread throughout the day and during school hours later this week as this is normal behavior for kids my age.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Racist Pederast

Hi BiB's ! Happy MLK day!
I am finally going back to a normal work schedule tomorrow as all these holidays except for Presidents day are over. We had frozen/broken pipes in one of our rental properties last week, thankfully the tennant got the water shut off as soon as she realized it was leaking so the damage was minimal.
I still make a point to walk by the room where the IBS support group meetings are held and it looks like the are averaging about 30 kids. I would like to join them but these college kids would be freaked out by an old man like me joining in.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> As a 14 year old I should also mention that
> researchers have suggested numerous theories to
> explain IBS, which affects as many as 36 million
> Americans. But according to gastrointestinal
> motility specialists the idea of a bacterial
> origin of IBS represents a major change in
> thinking.
>
> Writing in the Aug. 18 issue of JAMA, it has been
> proposed that ordinary bacteria normally confined
> to the large intestine may expand into the small
> intestine, prompting uncomfortable bloating and
> gas after meals, a change in bowel movements as
> well as an immune response that may account for
> the flu-like illness so common in the IBS patient,
> including such debilitating symptoms as headaches,
> muscle and joint pains and chronic fatigue.
>
> Certainty apropos this particular pathology
> remains elusive. I should mention that Im
> definitely only 14 and not a middle aged man
> posting a fictional scat character. Also I block
> the images like the woman pooping in a mask shown
> above. Finally the grown adults encouraging me to
> come to this arguably depraved thread are fine
> middle aged men not at all interested in
> Pederasty. Ill be scanning this thread throughout
> the day and during school hours later this week as
> this is normal behavior for kids my age.



Sitting here blown away this morning. As cranky and old as I am, this young man is proof of good and smart people with a great moral compass. Yes my bowels are sore but my heart is touched beyond mere words.

Very grateful Spring Onion. Thank you for setting the record strength as all of us have bowels and all of us regardless of age will have to deal with their betrayal unless young people like you research new discoveries and kick anal docs to the curb! Bravo!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's ! Happy MLK day!
> I am finally going back to a normal work schedule
> tomorrow as all these holidays except for
> Presidents day are over. We had frozen/broken
> pipes in one of our rental properties last week,
> thankfully the tennant got the water shut off as
> soon as she realized it was leaking so the damage
> was minimal.
> I still make a point to walk by the room where the
> IBS support group meetings are held and it looks
> like the are averaging about 30 kids. I would like
> to join them but these college kids would be
> freaked out by an old man like me joining in.


Glad to hear water and not piss and crap.

That is encouraging news. 30 students discussing their bowels gives me hope. Like you dive bomber I would be the old man in the room, but this is progress and happy news for once.

The obese neighbor is stuck in the windowsill naked. Dad is trying to help him out with Crisco but this is not what I imagined waking up to. Mom is passed out drunk. Grandma is in the kitchen drinking coffee shaking her head. I stepped on pizza crusts and wings before putting on my socks and shoes.

This forum is strange, but am having better luck with fiber tablets and fish oil. Not perfect but a 30 to 40% improvement

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As a 14 year old I should also mention that
> > researchers have suggested numerous theories to
> > explain IBS, which affects as many as 36
> million
> > Americans. But according to gastrointestinal
> > motility specialists the idea of a bacterial
> > origin of IBS represents a major change in
> > thinking.
> >
> > Writing in the Aug. 18 issue of JAMA, it has
> been
> > proposed that ordinary bacteria normally
> confined
> > to the large intestine may expand into the
> small
> > intestine, prompting uncomfortable bloating and
> > gas after meals, a change in bowel movements as
> > well as an immune response that may account for
> > the flu-like illness so common in the IBS
> patient,
> > including such debilitating symptoms as
> headaches,
> > muscle and joint pains and chronic fatigue.
> >
> > Certainty apropos this particular pathology
> > remains elusive. I should mention that Im
> > definitely only 14 and not a middle aged man
> > posting a fictional scat character. Also I
> block
> > the images like the woman pooping in a mask
> shown
> > above. Finally the grown adults encouraging me
> to
> > come to this arguably depraved thread are fine
> > middle aged men not at all interested in
> > Pederasty. Ill be scanning this thread
> throughout
> > the day and during school hours later this week
> as
> > this is normal behavior for kids my age.
>
>
>
> Sitting here blown away this morning. As cranky
> and old as I am, this young man is proof of good
> and smart people with a great moral compass. Yes
> my bowels are sore but my heart is touched beyond
> mere words.
>
> Very grateful Spring Onion. Thank you for setting
> the record strength as all of us have bowels and
> all of us regardless of age will have to deal with
> their betrayal unless young people like you
> research new discoveries and kick anal docs to the
> curb! Bravo!

Jesus you are one dumb motherfucker - did you read the entire post?

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is stuck in the windowsill
> naked. Dad is trying to help him out with Crisco
> but this is not what I imagined waking up to. Mom
> is passed out drunk. Grandma is in the kitchen
> drinking coffee shaking her head. I stepped on
> pizza crusts and wings before putting on my socks
> and shoes.

Spring its amazing you can manage to post here for support given you academic pursuits and of course the unstable home environment. I very much enjoyed your technical write-up on current JAMA article posted above - very mature indeed. Id like to know your waist size so I can send you some clothes. Just PM my Brown Onion screen name with your size and address and Ill send them along. Pictures can sometimes be better for fitting than actual measurements so feel free to send some of you in underwear so I can get you the right size.

Again imposters. Don't you have a life? How many hours have you harassed us?

This whole thread is BEH having a convo with himself

Fecal Detective Wrote:
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> This whole thread is BEH having a convo with
> himself


How are your bowels? I miss BEH being an active contributor here as his intelligence, levity, and understanding were appreciated. Its been several years but his wedding story is something I can relate to.

Go to your local grocer!

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Go to your local grocer!


Yes at Woodburn to be precise.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Fecal Detective Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This whole thread is BEH having a convo with
> > himself
>
>
> How are your bowels?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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piss and crap piss and crap piss and crap piss and crap

Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been working long hours but starting tonight 5am guy gets 2 nights off. 5am guy might take a ride up to Pennsylvania to tour a pretzel factory and stay overnight at a Holiday inn. That would be fun for 5am guy. 5am guy launched a pretty good number 3 earlier. 5am guy finds that the microwavable pouch vegetables make for very good bowels.
Best wishes to the BiB's from 5am guy!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been
> working long hours but starting tonight 5am guy
> gets 2 nights off. 5am guy might take a ride up to
> Pennsylvania to tour a pretzel factory and stay
> overnight at a Holiday inn. That would be fun for
> 5am guy. 5am guy launched a pretty good number 3
> earlier. 5am guy finds that the microwavable pouch
> vegetables make for very good bowels.
> Best wishes to the BiB's from 5am guy!


You too 5 am although worried the pretzels might tear your asshole apart. Just a bad experience from years ago.

Dad and the obese neighbor exchanged promise rings. I am not sure what it means. Today my fat math teacher is throwing oranges at us each time we got a wrong answer. It hurts like hell and I find this embarrassing. I look forward to biology when bowels can be discussed.

The rectal mirror shows the birth of a stinky brown baby that will be extra large.

I talked to my guidance counselor about "dad's special friend." She said many marriages have challenges, and that I should love my dad, and accept the obese neighbor into the family. She said that this is "quite normal," as a man hits middle age, and the fact that they wear matching panties is not too surprising or a cause for alarm. She did back me up on their food choices not being healthy, and she suggested that I write a note about my concerns.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Go to your local grocer!


How about farmers markets?

Try eating taco bell food only for a couple days, you get cleaned right out.

sliced onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sliced, thank you for your unwavering brown
> > support, and sorry I got frustrated. That
> sounds
> > like a good idea, although just hoping Sain
> > Bonaventure will give my starfish a rest.
> >
> > How are your bowels this morning?
> >
> > Bloody that sounds very painful. If you need
> > sutures or witch hazel, you found the right
> spot.
>
> Just got to work BO. I dropped a oversize payload
> this morning. Had to use the plunger but nothing
> got clogged up like last week. This is a code
> green day for my bowels. If only every day could
> be like this.
> The cute girl is texting me often and maybe we can
> take things to the next level, we will see. My
> bowels have destroyed my previous relationships.


Sliced onion is dead, funny.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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the birth of a stinky
> brown baby brown baby
brown baby
brown baby
brown baby
brown baby
brown baby
brown baby
brown baby

Ok got Al Sharptons head popping out. That plus the fifty gold medallions, midwives are concerned.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Ok got Al Sharptons head popping out. That plus
> the fifty gold medallions, midwives are concerned.


Sounds painful. Good luck

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Racist B0

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As a 14 year old I should also mention that
> > researchers have suggested numerous theories to
> > explain IBS, which affects as many as 36
> million
> > Americans. But according to gastrointestinal
> > motility specialists the idea of a bacterial
> > origin of IBS represents a major change in
> > thinking.
> >
> > Writing in the Aug. 18 issue of JAMA, it has
> been
> > proposed that ordinary bacteria normally
> confined
> > to the large intestine may expand into the
> small
> > intestine, prompting uncomfortable bloating and
> > gas after meals, a change in bowel movements as
> > well as an immune response that may account for
> > the flu-like illness so common in the IBS
> patient,
> > including such debilitating symptoms as
> headaches,
> > muscle and joint pains and chronic fatigue.
> >
> > Certainty apropos this particular pathology
> > remains elusive. I should mention that Im
> > definitely only 14 and not a middle aged man
> > posting a fictional scat character. Also I
> block
> > the images like the woman pooping in a mask
> shown
> > above. Finally the grown adults encouraging me
> to
> > come to this arguably depraved thread are fine
> > middle aged men not at all interested in
> > Pederasty. Ill be scanning this thread
> throughout
> > the day and during school hours later this week
> as
> > this is normal behavior for kids my age.
>
>
>
> Sitting here blown away this morning. As cranky
> and old as I am, this young man is proof of good
> and smart people with a great moral compass. Yes
> my bowels are sore but my heart is touched beyond
> mere words.
>
> Very grateful Spring Onion. Thank you for setting
> the record strength as all of us have bowels and
> all of us regardless of age will have to deal with
> their betrayal unless young people like you
> research new discoveries and kick anal docs to the
> curb! Bravo!

Brown Onion you senile stupid fuck - guess your sarcasm machine broke. Too busy jizzing in your diapers over the thought of anal raping a 14 year old to read the text? Fuck what an old fool you are.

Dad is walking around in pink underwear and a pink tight shirt. The obese neighbor is passed out naked on the couch, with what appears to be a rubber ball in his mouth. Stepping on pizza slices and wing bones each morning is getting old.

I ate IHOP. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

What is it about the snow that brings the Messicans out? Their shitty music and these savages shoveling is irritating.

My starfish is leaking and making my butt greassy. What causes this?