Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!


Is there anything you can add? I don't know why you regularly punish your bowels. They are your set but best not to turn them into goulash.

Now to see if the midwives are available, as got that straining feeling.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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got that straining feelinggot that straining feeling
got that straining feeling
got that straining feeling
got that straining feeling

Brown Onion Wrote:
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My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Off the groan throne. Got some easy to digest
> foods. My guess is the Patriots will win because
> they have more white players. Matilda and her rug
> rats and I will be watching the game and funny
> commercials. From our bowels to yours enjoy!


Fuck you you racist piece of shit. It makes me smile thinking of you shitting bricks day and night because you are too stupid to visit your local produce section...

Ice meltz put g stringz on. Up and down Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning Signz. Clothez not needed bayz in bayz. Bring your socketz and dollarz for specialz.

Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Ice meltz put g stringz on. Up and down Fairfax
> Boulevardz. Spinning Signz. Clothez not needed
> bayz in bayz. Bring your socketz and dollarz for
> specialz.

red you are an inspiration to all of us - your work ethic (and rectum vitality) are remarkable! Here is hoping you have a post superbowl boom in business for bayz-in-bayz

Think rubber bands for roids are needed.

Red Bowl Wrote:
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> Think rubber bands for roids are needed.


see a doctor

stranger things Wrote:
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> Red Bowl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Think rubber bands for roids are needed.
>
>
> see a doctor

Please do, as rectal bleeding could be minor hemmeroids, yet other possibilities have to be ruled out. I am not trying to scare you with the word cancer, but if caught early enough a lot of treatment options are available. Whatever the case, rectal bleeding is a valid reason to see a board certified GI.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> stranger things Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Red Bowl Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Think rubber bands for roids are needed.
> >
> >
> > see a doctor
>
> Please do, as rectal bleeding could be minor
> hemmeroids, yet other possibilities have to be
> ruled out. I am not trying to scare you with the
> word cancer, but if caught early enough a lot of
> treatment options are available. Whatever the
> case, rectal bleeding is a valid reason to see a
> board certified GI.


Yes another reason to be sodomized with a gag ball in stirrups.

Get some Prep H and walk, drink lots of fluids and avoid ass doctors.

I have to disagree with brown onion red bowl. I have followed this thread for years. How about any medical doctor?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> avoid ass doctors

Agree with BO sorry real support as I have been horrified by ass docs

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Agree with BO sorry real support as I have been
> horrified by ass docs

So your advise to 'Brothers in Bowels' on this 'support forum' is to avoid doctors qualified in Gastroenterology. So your Pederasty aside, your advise to your own fictional underage teen Spring Onion would be to go into what, chiropractor practice, herbal medicine in his pursuit to help people?

Why not just admit this is a scat fetish discussion and have some fun with it rather than pretending you give one single shit about helping anyone? Anyone stupid enough to believe this is a support site deserves the full brunt of your absurd advise.

jcc Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Agree with BO sorry real support as I have been
> > horrified by ass docs
>
> So your advise to 'Brothers in Bowels' on this
> 'support forum' is to avoid doctors qualified in
> Gastroenterology. So your Pederasty aside, your
> advise to your own fictional underage teen Spring
> Onion would be to go into what, chiropractor
> practice, herbal medicine in his pursuit to help
> people?
>
> Why not just admit this is a scat fetish
> discussion and have some fun with it rather than
> pretending you give one single shit about helping
> anyone? Anyone stupid enough to believe this is a
> support site deserves the full brunt of your
> absurd advise.


Hi Anon dick. How's that stinky finger of yours? You work in a shirty profession.

Sitting in class is boring, but lunch was a bowel friendly salad and fruits. I wish dad would follow my advice, but he seems distant. Often the obese neighbor is on his stomach on the couch crying, and dad smiles, smokes a cigarette, drinks beer, eats pizza and farts.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Sitting in class is boring, but lunch was a bowel
> friendly salad and fruits. I wish dad would follow
> my advice, but he seems distant. Often the obese
> neighbor is on his stomach on the couch crying,
> and dad smiles, smokes a cigarette, drinks beer,
> eats pizza and farts.


Your dad is a gay man and its okay.

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try


This is pure art.

School is letting out and I am tired. I swam in the pool at the Holiday inn all weekend and ate healthy. My mom dropped me off at school this morning and headed home to clean up after my Dads superbowl party. She texted me to take the bus home today because she had to call in Merry Maids and she is with them in the house now. I hope my Dad did not let any of his drunken friends sleep in my room.

spring onion Wrote:
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> School is letting out and I am tired. I swam in
> the pool at the Holiday inn all weekend and ate
> healthy. My mom dropped me off at school this
> morning and headed home to clean up after my Dads
> superbowl party. She texted me to take the bus
> home today because she had to call in Merry Maids
> and she is with them in the house now. I hope my
> Dad did not let any of his drunken friends sleep
> in my room.


I hope she tipped extra. And had maids as in three to four spring onion. Its a shame his bowels cause you all such a headache. Did the house smell terrible upon your return?

Spring Onion,

Ever been to a Turkish prison?

Do you like wrestling?

Do you like hanging around gymnasiums?

Dear Bowels,

I've been good to you. And yet here we are with the rectal mirror, and the imagery is something out of a Star Trek horrible alien creature. Captain Kirk despite being white, couldn't handle this shit.

Its odd to think Captain Kirk is doing advertisements for ambulance chasing law firms. The mighty have fallen and I wonder what Spock or Bones's bowels were like as they vaunted into the deep reaches of space.

Reminiscing is correct, and as much as I would like to smile at such, going to drop an Enterprise ship through the already sore fish. Maybe Scotty can fix this.

Its my fault and I take ownership of it. It was a mistake to eat cheese. Always backs me up and now paying the price.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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rectal mirror

Brown Onion Wrote:
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stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger stinky finger

spring onion Wrote:
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> School is letting out and I am tired. I swam in
> the pool at the Holiday inn all weekend and ate
> healthy. My mom dropped me off at school this
> morning and headed home to clean up after my Dads
> superbowl party. She texted me to take the bus
> home today because she had to call in Merry Maids
> and she is with them in the house now. I hope my
> Dad did not let any of his drunken friends sleep
> in my room.

Congrats on your healthy weekend. Did you get a chance to watch yourself take a shit using a mirror stuck in the toilet? I ask because I want to help you as much as possible. I like to call my anus a 'starfish' because that is helpful too. I know you are underage but being middle age myself I really hope you keep coming here to discuss how large your shits are.

I do not agree to dads business plans. He's probably right no one will suspect grandma, with a station wagon of jenkem for sale. Yes she's less likely to be caught but the idea of grandma going to jail frightens me. The obese neighbor is putting jars in her car now.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I do not agree to dads business plans. He's
> probably right no one will suspect grandma, with a
> station wagon of jenkem for sale. Yes she's less
> likely to be caught but the idea of grandma going
> to jail frightens me. The obese neighbor is
> putting jars in her car now.


Spring you are right to be worried - if any of those breaks or isnt sealed properly your Nanna will be tripping her geriatric brains out while on the road. Not good. If she hasnt left make sure a couple windows are cracked in the car and the air is on. Are you eating fruit and salads? Can you tell us a little bit about your anus and your bowel movements please. Spare no details.

Impersonating is a form of flattery.

Ate scrambled eggs with cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Good morning BiB's! Mrs Dive and I are on our trip and we are going to Fontana Dam this morning and the Indian reservation casino this afternoon. My bowels have been flowing surprisingly well at the campground bathhouse. I have been able to take good evacuations in the early morning hours.
If you have never visited Fontana Dam it is a sight to behold! It is probably better to visit in warmer weather but we are going today since we are in the area. The view and the sheer size of this structure will take your breath away and no picture can do justice to it. You have to walk across the top to get the full effect.

https://www.visitnc.com/listing/fontana-dam-visitors-center

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Good morning BiB's! Mrs Dive and I are on our trip
> and we are going to Fontana Dam this morning and
> the Indian reservation casino this afternoon. My
> bowels have been flowing surprisingly well at the
> campground bathhouse. I have been able to take
> good evacuations in the early morning hours.
> If you have never visited Fontana Dam it is a
> sight to behold! It is probably better to visit in
> warmer weather but we are going today since we are
> in the area. The view and the sheer size of this
> structure will take your breath away and no
> picture can do justice to it. You have to walk
> across the top to get the full effect.
>
> https://www.visitnc.com/listing/fontana-dam-visit
> ors-center

Way to go dive bomber! Glad your bowels are holding up! That looks like a wonderful place and hope you and Mrs. Dive get some relaxing in as this is a wonderful spot for sure.

I recommend for those with IBS to vacation at restful places, as this can decrease the flare ups our bowels cause us.

Oh God, it's "build your own burrito day" in the cafeteria today. This will be bowel destruction on a huge scale. So glad I have a great salad with a little grilled chicken breast.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Oh God, it's "build your own burrito day" in the
> cafeteria today. This will be bowel destruction on
> a huge scale. So glad I have a great salad with a
> little grilled chicken breast.


The smells the scents turn my innards to mush. Why is the school pushing such shit on you and future hero's? My bowels hurt for you.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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our bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowelsour bowels

Grandma was successful in her transporting jenkem in the station wagon. Dad and the obese neighbor took a bath in dollar bills. They call them fun coupons and have new jars for production. These two are odd birds.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Oh God, it's "build your own burrito day" in the
> cafeteria today. This will be bowel destruction on
> a huge scale. So glad I have a great salad with a
> little grilled chicken breast.

LOL great to hear you are staying on the Beam Spring!!! What about your bowel movements and your anus are they ok? What is the thickness and consistency of your shit? How about your peers, other underage teens, can you tell us about their bathroom habits. Keep coming back and talking to us ;)

Why not leave underage kids alone? They shouldnt be on this thread

So a community service, and an obnoxious fuck yourself is what I get for caring. I was raised with the ethics, of if you can help another human being you do it. Whether someone is drowning or struggling to carry their groceries you step up.

At a public bathroom I heard the groans and pains that I go through. Instead of being impatient, rude really, I bided time with the newspaper until a man close to my age emerged from the stall.

As he washed his hands with too little soap in my opinion, I told him his bowel issues were not only his, that I also have a poor set along with countless others. He called me "a freak," which shows a lack of compassion and a rush to judge unfortunately. No good deed goes unpunished.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So a community service, and an obnoxious fuck
> yourself is what I get for caring. I was raised
> with the ethics, of if you can help another human
> being you do it. Whether someone is drowning or
> struggling to carry their groceries you step up.
>
> At a public bathroom I heard the groans and pains
> that I go through. Instead of being impatient,
> rude really, I bided time with the newspaper until
> a man close to my age emerged from the stall.
>
> As he washed his hands with too little soap in my
> opinion, I told him his bowel issues were not only
> his, that I also have a poor set along with
> countless others. He called me "a freak," which
> shows a lack of compassion and a rush to judge
> unfortunately. No good deed goes unpunished.

no doubt you were trying to hook-up at a NJ rest stop and your target was not homosexual or a scat fetishist. Also your wonderful upbringing has guided you to racist running over 'wetbacks' and 'niggers' right?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues bowel issues

The obese neighbor showed up at school again. I hope my classmates didn't see him, but my guidance counselor and him talked. Eventually I was called down there. It seems him dad and mom are having some kind of disagreement. This is probably why he was walking funny although maybe he's not used to heels.

I impersonate because I'm lonely and live in my moms basement at 47. I do get lunch and dinner though

Its simple folks. Continue to eat your Whoppers or visit your local grocer. You each are decreasing life expectancy and causing higher insurance for all of us. Fruits and vegetables are your friends.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Its simple folks. Continue to eat your Whoppers or
> visit your local grocer. You each are decreasing
> life expectancy and causing higher insurance for
> all of us. Fruits and vegetables are your friends.


Truth. Just got my blood work from annual physical. Resting heart rate is 51; BP 118/70; Total cholesterol 169; Triglyceride 68; HDL 49; LDL 105

I eat a plant based diet with salmon and chicken a few times a week. I limit my calories to under 1600 cal a day. I workout at 80%+ of my max HR minimum of 300 min a week not including lifting and warm-ups. I dont drink alcohol or smoke and I limit caffeine. Lots of Kale, apples cabbage. Im adding a cup of blueberries a day and a little Extra Virgin Olive Oil (cold pressed) to see if I can get my HDL up.

Im over 56 years of age and have absolutely no bowel problems other than on low cal diet I dont eliminate very much daily.

Dr. Fingers Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its simple folks. Continue to eat your Whoppers
> or
> > visit your local grocer. You each are
> decreasing
> > life expectancy and causing higher insurance
> for
> > all of us. Fruits and vegetables are your
> friends.
>
>
> Truth. Just got my blood work from annual
> physical. Resting heart rate is 51; BP 118/70;
> Total cholesterol 169; Triglyceride 68; HDL 49;
> LDL 105
>
> I eat a plant based diet with salmon and chicken a
> few times a week. I limit my calories to under
> 1600 cal a day. I workout at 80%+ of my max HR
> minimum of 300 min a week not including lifting
> and warm-ups. I dont drink alcohol or smoke and I
> limit caffeine. Lots of Kale, apples cabbage. Im
> adding a cup of blueberries a day and a little
> Extra Virgin Olive Oil (cold pressed) to see if I
> can get my HDL up.
>
> Im over 56 years of age and have absolutely no
> bowel problems other than on low cal diet I dont
> eliminate very much daily.



You are much smarter than these idiots. My knowledge of those numbers is limited, but based upon the foods from your local grocer and your exercise habits, the fools could learn a lesson from you.

It is about diet, exercise, fresh fruits and vegetables. I discuss with my local grocer produce manager what is fresh and in season. My age is around yours and my BMI and bathroom times, are excellent.

I will eat what I want. Just downed a box of Twinkies and also had some Bubba burgers topped off with a box of Breyers. My bowels my choice!

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Dr. Fingers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Advise Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Its simple folks. Continue to eat your
> Whoppers
> > or
> > > visit your local grocer. You each are
> > decreasing
> > > life expectancy and causing higher insurance
> > for
> > > all of us. Fruits and vegetables are your
> > friends.
> >
> >
> > Truth. Just got my blood work from annual
> > physical. Resting heart rate is 51; BP 118/70;
> > Total cholesterol 169; Triglyceride 68; HDL 49;
> > LDL 105
> >
> > I eat a plant based diet with salmon and chicken
> a
> > few times a week. I limit my calories to under
> > 1600 cal a day. I workout at 80%+ of my max
> HR
> > minimum of 300 min a week not including lifting
> > and warm-ups. I dont drink alcohol or smoke and
> I
> > limit caffeine. Lots of Kale, apples cabbage.
> Im
> > adding a cup of blueberries a day and a little
> > Extra Virgin Olive Oil (cold pressed) to see if
> I
> > can get my HDL up.
> >
> > Im over 56 years of age and have absolutely no
> > bowel problems other than on low cal diet I
> dont
> > eliminate very much daily.
>
>
>
> You are much smarter than these idiots. My
> knowledge of those numbers is limited, but based
> upon the foods from your local grocer and your
> exercise habits, the fools could learn a lesson
> from you.
>
> It is about diet, exercise, fresh fruits and
> vegetables. I discuss with my local grocer produce
> manager what is fresh and in season. My age is
> around yours and my BMI and bathroom times, are
> excellent.

By the way 'your local grocer' may be selling you poison - buy organic to avoid pesticides.

Yes the local grocer is organic. You are correct about pesticides. And GMO's also.

Yet even pesticide fruits and vegetables would be an improvement for them.

Did the mental asylum let loose today?

Bragging about cholesterol scores or local grocers. Wow, we've reached an all new level of craziness here.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Did the mental asylum let loose today?
>
> Bragging about cholesterol scores or local
> grocers. Wow, we've reached an all new level of
> craziness here.

diet and cholesterol discussion on a 'bowel support thread' - my bad. Lets get back on track with you telling us how you like to look at your asshole while you shit using a mirror in the toilet. Or maybe how midwives help you deliver your bowel movements.

Sorry actual health discussion doesnt help you FAP like your scat fantasies do. Insanity indeed.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum>mental asylum

You're just trying to fuck with people here. Not your intent to help but to be assholes

Dad is home with the obese neighbor. He doesn't even go to work anymore, and they are always together in odd clothing. Dad says he's breeding the neighbor, which makes no sense, as its impossible for anyone but a female to give birth. Just very odd these two.

BO was right from the beginning. Superior bowels=assholes.

Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did the mental asylum let loose today?
> >
> > Bragging about cholesterol scores or local
> > grocers. Wow, we've reached an all new level of
> > craziness here.
>
> diet and cholesterol discussion on a 'bowel
> support thread' - my bad. Lets get back on track
> with you telling us how you like to look at your
> asshole while you shit using a mirror in the
> toilet. Or maybe how midwives help you deliver
> your bowel movements.
>
> Sorry actual health discussion doesnt help you FAP
> like your scat fantasies do. Insanity indeed.

Its a fair point - discussing blood work and diet are directly related to health and yes, your bowels. Going on about rectal mirrors, starfish, midwives is very childish and not helpful to those suffering. I find it somewhat amazing that actual discussion of health is considered crazy or somehow offensive while childish bathroom stories and disgusting accounts of bodily functions are normal, helpful or good. They are the same as the disgusting pictures on display.

I really think the inflammation in your digestive tracts caused by idiotic diet choices has clouded what intellect some of you may possess. Sorry but that is the plain truth. And I just finished a raw red cabbage, lentil, salmon salad and it was delicious - 1200 kcal today perfect.

Miscavage Wrote:
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> You're just trying to fuck with people here. Not
> your intent to help but to be assholes

INternet toughguy - what exactly do you add? Zip. At least you dont write up the disgusting scat fiction about your anus or mirrors, a plus I suppose.

The lentils and salad have so far worked out okay. The acids churning in my bowels is seeming to work, but as of the betrayed I know it can be anywhere from difficult to dropping out Michael Jordan through what's left of the starfish.

In fact I believe my fish is a garage door somewhere.

Miscavage Wrote:
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> You're just trying to fuck with people here. Not
> your intent to help but to be assholes


Go punch your dumb mother in her fish flap.

Why don’t you faggots all get together and eat each other’s shit once a week? You could host shit and dick parties at local restrooms.

Why did school have to close?

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Why did school have to close?


Great question! Hey can you describe your asshole to us please? When shit comes out what is that like? Is it smooth flowing shit or hard difficult to pass shit? You know you can rig a mirror to look at your own asshole while you shit! Thats what we middle age guys do. I know you are a minor, a young teen, but I really enjoy these conversations - telling you how to look at your own asshole and what my own shits are like.

You still havent sent photos of you in your underwear please do this so I can send along some clothes. Just PM my Brown Onion account here and send those pics.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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my brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfishmy brains fell out my Starfish

I'm so happy being imitated/impersonated.

Flattery!

Anyone want a vintage harpoon?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Anyone want a vintage harpoon?vintage harpoon?vintage harpoon?vintage harpoon?vintage harpoon?vintage harpoon?

I took the day off from school to shred some red cabbage and mom got me frozen blueberries as I have read that anthocyanins can be very beneficial to the bowels. The obese neighbor is asleep in the basement in his stained underwear with a ball in his mouth and markes on his upper torso. Dad is smoking a cigarette down there swing a sock filled with oranges smiling a kind of weird smile listening to Dan Seals – I'd Really Love To See You Tonight.

Mom is with grandma upstairs packing a suitcase, not sure why. Im going to my room with a turkey and cabbage salad to watch some PBS NOVA on my iPad. Sure wish things were more normal here...

Cold pizza, a Big Mac w fries, coffee and BBC for breakfast - what was I thinking?!?

Goulash. I wish my bowels and I had a better relationship.

Man o man my boss took me to Brions lunch buffet taday. I jus couldent stop eatin the fried chicken. It waz so damn good! That waz 2 hours ago I ate all that. I had 4 pieces of chicken plus some sidez like potato salad.
I haz been eatin very good lately but I went off tha deep end taday. My gut is a churnin like a washin machine rite now an I got ta work till 4:30.

I shore hope all yall brown brother guyz are doin better than me. God bless yall.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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my bowels

I am out of healthy food and no one will take me to the grocery store till Saturday. My Mom is working late and my Dad told me to make a peanut butter sandwich for dinner. He gave me the old, tired story about poor kids that would be thankful to have a peanut butter sandwich and that I should be thankful too. I know the real reason we are almost out of food, it's because my Dad blew all the grocery money on his superbowl party. He gets paid tomorrow but he is broke right now.
At least I have enough money to buy fruit cups at school tomorrow.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am out of healthy food and no one will take me
> to the grocery store till Saturday. My Mom is
> working late and my Dad told me to make a peanut
> butter sandwich for dinner. He gave me the old,
> tired story about poor kids that would be thankful
> to have a peanut butter sandwich and that I should
> be thankful too. I know the real reason we are
> almost out of food, it's because my Dad blew all
> the grocery money on his superbowl party. He gets
> paid tomorrow but he is broke right now.
> At least I have enough money to buy fruit cups at
> school tomorrow.

What business is it of yours what your dad spends his money on? Why are you telling us? You have food and a warm place to sleep every night and you have good clothes on your back. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a young man now, get a goddamn job if you want to eat foods you like. My kid works at Jersey Mikes and made 2 grand last year working just the summer and a couple times a week in the fall. My daughter makes that walking dogs and watching neighbors cats.

So you going to cry to us how unfair your privileged life is? What a spoiled brat. By the way fruit cups are not all that healthy you dumbass.

Teen Parent Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am out of healthy food and no one will take
> me
> > to the grocery store till Saturday. My Mom is
> > working late and my Dad told me to make a
> peanut
> > butter sandwich for dinner. He gave me the old,
> > tired story about poor kids that would be
> thankful
> > to have a peanut butter sandwich and that I
> should
> > be thankful too. I know the real reason we are
> > almost out of food, it's because my Dad blew
> all
> > the grocery money on his superbowl party. He
> gets
> > paid tomorrow but he is broke right now.
> > At least I have enough money to buy fruit cups
> at
> > school tomorrow.
>
> What business is it of yours what your dad spends
> his money on? Why are you telling us? You have
> food and a warm place to sleep every night and you
> have good clothes on your back. What the fuck is
> wrong with you? You are a young man now, get a
> goddamn job if you want to eat foods you like. My
> kid works at Jersey Mikes and made 2 grand last
> year working just the summer and a couple times a
> week in the fall. My daughter makes that walking
> dogs and watching neighbors cats.
>
> So you going to cry to us how unfair your
> privileged life is? What a spoiled brat. By the
> way fruit cups are not all that healthy you
> dumbass.

Dont pay any attention to this ignorant fuck troll spring onion. We support you.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Teen Parent Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am out of healthy food and no one will take
> > me
> > > to the grocery store till Saturday. My Mom is
> > > working late and my Dad told me to make a
> > peanut
> > > butter sandwich for dinner. He gave me the
> old,
> > > tired story about poor kids that would be
> > thankful
> > > to have a peanut butter sandwich and that I
> > should
> > > be thankful too. I know the real reason we
> are
> > > almost out of food, it's because my Dad blew
> > all
> > > the grocery money on his superbowl party. He
> > gets
> > > paid tomorrow but he is broke right now.
> > > At least I have enough money to buy fruit
> cups
> > at
> > > school tomorrow.
> >
> > What business is it of yours what your dad
> spends
> > his money on? Why are you telling us? You
> have
> > food and a warm place to sleep every night and
> you
> > have good clothes on your back. What the fuck
> is
> > wrong with you? You are a young man now, get a
> > goddamn job if you want to eat foods you like.
> My
> > kid works at Jersey Mikes and made 2 grand last
> > year working just the summer and a couple times
> a
> > week in the fall. My daughter makes that
> walking
> > dogs and watching neighbors cats.
> >
> > So you going to cry to us how unfair your
> > privileged life is? What a spoiled brat. By
> the
> > way fruit cups are not all that healthy you
> > dumbass.
>
> Dont pay any attention to this ignorant fuck troll
> spring onion. We support you.

I would like to echo boiled onion's support Spring. As a middle aged man I often use a mirror in the toilet to watch my anus as I shit, I also nickname my various bodily functions and body parts. Just the kind of support a minor, younger teen like Spring Onion needs. So please do keep coming back here to learn all kinds of things - we like you very much. Remember its our secret so dont tell your parents or trusted adults you come here ;)

Also what is your waist size my under age friend???

Sausage links. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Verified Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Teen Parent Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am out of healthy food and no one will
> take
> > > me
> > > > to the grocery store till Saturday. My Mom
> is
> > > > working late and my Dad told me to make a
> > > peanut
> > > > butter sandwich for dinner. He gave me the
> > old,
> > > > tired story about poor kids that would be
> > > thankful
> > > > to have a peanut butter sandwich and that I
> > > should
> > > > be thankful too. I know the real reason we
> > are
> > > > almost out of food, it's because my Dad
> blew
> > > all
> > > > the grocery money on his superbowl party.
> He
> > > gets
> > > > paid tomorrow but he is broke right now.
> > > > At least I have enough money to buy fruit
> > cups
> > > at
> > > > school tomorrow.
> > >
> > > What business is it of yours what your dad
> > spends
> > > his money on? Why are you telling us? You
> > have
> > > food and a warm place to sleep every night
> and
> > you
> > > have good clothes on your back. What the
> fuck
> > is
> > > wrong with you? You are a young man now, get
> a
> > > goddamn job if you want to eat foods you like.
>
> > My
> > > kid works at Jersey Mikes and made 2 grand
> last
> > > year working just the summer and a couple
> times
> > a
> > > week in the fall. My daughter makes that
> > walking
> > > dogs and watching neighbors cats.
> > >
> > > So you going to cry to us how unfair your
> > > privileged life is? What a spoiled brat. By
> > the
> > > way fruit cups are not all that healthy you
> > > dumbass.
> >
> > Dont pay any attention to this ignorant fuck
> troll
> > spring onion. We support you.
>
> I would like to echo boiled onion's support
> Spring. As a middle aged man I often use a mirror
> in the toilet to watch my anus as I shit, I also
> nickname my various bodily functions and body
> parts. Just the kind of support a minor, younger
> teen like Spring Onion needs. So please do keep
> coming back here to learn all kinds of things - we
> like you very much. Remember its our secret so
> dont tell your parents or trusted adults you come
> here ;)
>
> Also what is your waist size my under age
> friend???


Impersonation as usual. You are one sick animal. Spring Onion sees through your perverse bull. I hope Spring is doing better this morning and hoping you got more healthy foods in the house now.

Will be watching the Olympics tonight despite it being in slant eyes land. If giant mammoth cannonball sized objects being expelled counted, I would be a gold medalist. Wash your hands judges for E Coli.

I called out sick today. Got the house to myself and nothing to eat or drink except frozen pizza and a case of coors light. This could be bad.

The obese neighbor is in the living room, in ice skates performing a show for dad in pink underwear and a American flag shirt. Mom just told me to ignore this, but the imagery is burned into my thoughts. Just want to throw up, and grandma appears to be drinking booze for breakfast.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Verified Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Teen Parent Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am out of healthy food and no one will
> > take
> > > > me
> > > > > to the grocery store till Saturday. My
> Mom
> > is
> > > > > working late and my Dad told me to make a
> > > > peanut
> > > > > butter sandwich for dinner. He gave me
> the
> > > old,
> > > > > tired story about poor kids that would be
> > > > thankful
> > > > > to have a peanut butter sandwich and that
> I
> > > > should
> > > > > be thankful too. I know the real reason
> we
> > > are
> > > > > almost out of food, it's because my Dad
> > blew
> > > > all
> > > > > the grocery money on his superbowl party.
> > He
> > > > gets
> > > > > paid tomorrow but he is broke right now.
> > > > > At least I have enough money to buy fruit
> > > cups
> > > > at
> > > > > school tomorrow.
> > > >
> > > > What business is it of yours what your dad
> > > spends
> > > > his money on? Why are you telling us? You
> > > have
> > > > food and a warm place to sleep every night
> > and
> > > you
> > > > have good clothes on your back. What the
> > fuck
> > > is
> > > > wrong with you? You are a young man now,
> get
> > a
> > > > goddamn job if you want to eat foods you
> like.
> >
> > > My
> > > > kid works at Jersey Mikes and made 2 grand
> > last
> > > > year working just the summer and a couple
> > times
> > > a
> > > > week in the fall. My daughter makes that
> > > walking
> > > > dogs and watching neighbors cats.
> > > >
> > > > So you going to cry to us how unfair your
> > > > privileged life is? What a spoiled brat.
> By
> > > the
> > > > way fruit cups are not all that healthy you
> > > > dumbass.
> > >
> > > Dont pay any attention to this ignorant fuck
> > troll
> > > spring onion. We support you.
> >
> > I would like to echo boiled onion's support
> > Spring. As a middle aged man I often use a
> mirror
> > in the toilet to watch my anus as I shit, I
> also
> > nickname my various bodily functions and body
> > parts. Just the kind of support a minor,
> younger
> > teen like Spring Onion needs. So please do
> keep
> > coming back here to learn all kinds of things -
> we
> > like you very much. Remember its our secret so
> > dont tell your parents or trusted adults you
> come
> > here ;)
> >
> > Also what is your waist size my under age
> > friend???
>
>
> Impersonation as usual. You are one sick animal.
> Spring Onion sees through your perverse bull. I
> hope Spring is doing better this morning and
> hoping you got more healthy foods in the house
> now.

yet you entice a minor to visit this thread with its vulgar scat-fetish language and vile images. What a wonderful grown man you are. There is a special place in hell for pederasts like you...

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is in the living room, in ice
> skates performing a show for dad in pink underwear
> and a American flag shirt. Mom just told me to
> ignore this, but the imagery is burned into my
> thoughts. Just want to throw up, and grandma
> appears to be drinking booze for breakfast.

Oh dear, grandma is compensating with alcohol now - she had been a rock up to this point. Sure hope neighbor doesnt perform the Hammel Camel. Tell a trusted adult IRL to help you contact family services of Fairfax. this is not ok.

This thread is disgusting you people are really some sick fucks.

The fake postings are funny. I am looking forward to the presentation of my bowels project in biology class this afternoon. After a short video that I made about the trip through the human digestive system I will offer up some facts about digestion. Here are some examples,

236,000 Americans die of digestive-related disease every year.

Another 1.9 million are disabled.

The average American has 20 pounds of poop trapped in their intestines!

Your body absorbs most of its nutrients in the intestines.

The small intestine is about 20 feet long and about an inch in diameter. It’s responsible for absorbing nutrients from the things you eat and drink.

The large intestine, or colon, is about as long as you are tall. And it’s roughly as big around as your wrist. The colon absorbs water from waste. This creates feces.

For every foot of colon the body can store between 5 and 10 pounds of feces.

spring onion Wrote:
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> The fake postings are funny. I am looking forward
> to the presentation of my bowels project in
> biology class this afternoon. After a short video
> that I made about the trip through the human
> digestive system I will offer up some facts about
> digestion. Here are some examples,
>
> 236,000 Americans die of digestive-related disease
> every year.
>
> Another 1.9 million are disabled.
>
> The average American has 20 pounds of poop trapped
> in their intestines!
>
> Your body absorbs most of its nutrients in the
> intestines.
>
> The small intestine is about 20 feet long and
> about an inch in diameter. It’s responsible for
> absorbing nutrients from the things you eat and
> drink.
>
> The large intestine, or colon, is about as long as
> you are tall. And it’s roughly as big around as
> your wrist. The colon absorbs water from waste.
> This creates feces.
>
> For every foot of colon the body can store between
> 5 and 10 pounds of feces.

Wow start of 1st period and you are posting here on a scat porn thread from school! Impressive fake teen poster. Also your claims people carry 20lbs of shit is bound to earn you an F for your project. Do you ever hook up with the grown-ups here or just think about it all the time?

spring onion Wrote:
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> The fake postings are funny. I am looking forward
> to the presentation of my bowels project in
> biology class this afternoon. After a short video
> that I made about the trip through the human
> digestive system I will offer up some facts about
> digestion. Here are some examples,
>
> 236,000 Americans die of digestive-related disease
> every year.
>
> Another 1.9 million are disabled.
>
> The average American has 20 pounds of poop trapped
> in their intestines!
>
> Your body absorbs most of its nutrients in the
> intestines.
>
> The small intestine is about 20 feet long and
> about an inch in diameter. It’s responsible for
> absorbing nutrients from the things you eat and
> drink.
>
> The large intestine, or colon, is about as long as
> you are tall. And it’s roughly as big around as
> your wrist. The colon absorbs water from waste.
> This creates feces.
>
> For every foot of colon the body can store between
> 5 and 10 pounds of feces.



Fascinating shit literally. It is incredible what our plumbing can handle.

Only a special kind of stupid person thinks you carry 20lbs of shit in your gut. Is it possible - yes if you have certain diseases. Is it rare - indeed. Most of us carry .5-2 lbs of food and feces. Posters here eating pizza and burgers in large amounts probably carry a pound or two more. 20 lbs. Absurd.

The Fake Teen character Spring Onion would get an F for his grade and of course suspended for accessing this scat fetish thread from school. The fact that pederast poster Verified Green Onion thinks these fake postings with absurd 'facts' is 'fascinating' is testament to his own boredom and craven stupidity.

Tell us about how great it is to look at your asshole with a mirror while you shit and how great it is to invite a minor to read accounts of same. Tell us how that is 'support' for people suffering with digestive tract problems. Fucking freak.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Amazing how superior bowel assholes treat a high school student. Instead of trying to crush his spirit for discovery and learning, how about encouraging him?

Its too late for my bowels, or for those who've been betrayed by age. Other generations bowels literally are on the line and spring onion represents the best of our nation.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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I just traded the peanut butter on white bread sandwich I bought today for a nice apple. I am having apple, granola bar and small grape cup from the lunch lady "grab and go" line.
I am nervous about my presentation this afternoon. One of my good friends is going to help me and make sure the power point presentation goes smoothly.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just traded the peanut butter on white bread
> sandwich I bought today for a nice apple. I am
> having apple, granola bar and small grape cup from
> the lunch lady "grab and go" line.
> I am nervous about my presentation this afternoon.
> One of my good friends is going to help me and
> make sure the power point presentation goes
> smoothly.


Its good you have a solid friend in your corner, and your bowels will not cause added stress with that meal.

As I give this presentation, I worry this class will have two special visitors. The obese neighbor and my dad. The obese neighbor will probably cry, and dad will drink a beer, farting and interrupting my hard work. He will light up a cigarette, and have a smile on his face, as the obese neighbor cries even more but is forced to put on a wig and bra.

Having to leave work early due to my problems is embarrassing. I am grateful the boss is paying me for the remaining hours, but worry what I thought I had managed is returned.

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Having to leave work early due to my problems is
> embarrassing. I am grateful the boss is paying me
> for the remaining hours, but worry what I thought
> I had managed is returned.


Want to increase your work efficiency? A trip yo your doctor and local grocer for organic foods, would be a great start.

You don't seem like the other misanthropic idiots here. Instead a healthy diet, water, and exercise would decrease or stop this.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Splatter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Having to leave work early due to my problems
> is
> > embarrassing. I am grateful the boss is paying
> me
> > for the remaining hours, but worry what I
> thought
> > I had managed is returned.
>
>
> Want to increase your work efficiency? A trip yo
> your doctor and local grocer for organic foods,
> would be a great start.
>
> You don't seem like the other misanthropic idiots
> here. Instead a healthy diet, water, and exercise
> would decrease or stop this.


I eat what I want. Its America land of the free.

The teacher gave graded my presentation as 98 out of 100, that is a solid A!

A couple kids made fun of me because I chose the human digestive system for my research project. They called me weird.

My Dad just came home with a few cases of beer and he said that when he orders from Domino's delivery later I can get a salad from them. I guess that's better than pizza or peanut butter.

spring onion Wrote:
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> The teacher gave graded my presentation as 98 out
> of 100, that is a solid A!
>
> A couple kids made fun of me because I chose the
> human digestive system for my research project.
> They called me weird.
>
> My Dad just came home with a few cases of beer and
> he said that when he orders from Domino's delivery
> later I can get a salad from them. I guess that's
> better than pizza or peanut butter.



Spring Onion,

Sir Issac Newton was ripped a new one. Galileo was torn up. I forgot the guy who discovered the earth and planets rotate the sun. Ben Franklin put lightning rods in churches infuriating the puritanical types.

There will always be naysayers, but I'm proud of you! Let them laugh. When you discover the cure for IBS you will be the Newton of Bowels! Congratulations!

spring onion Wrote:
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> The teacher gave graded my presentation as 98 out
> of 100, that is a solid A!
>
> A couple kids made fun of me because I chose the
> human digestive system for my research project.
> They called me weird.
>
> My Dad just came home with a few cases of beer and
> he said that when he orders from Domino's delivery
> later I can get a salad from them. I guess that's
> better than pizza or peanut butter.


GREAT JOB!! Spring Onion.