spring onion Wrote:
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> The teacher gave graded my presentation as 98 out
> of 100, that is a solid A!
>
> A couple kids made fun of me because I chose the
> human digestive system for my research project.
> They called me weird.
>
> My Dad just came home with a few cases of beer and
> he said that when he orders from Domino's delivery
> later I can get a salad from them. I guess that's
> better than pizza or peanut butter.


That is really surprising since you cited false facts about the capacity of the colon. 30-60 lbs of feces storage in the colon and the average person carrys 20lbs in their colon. These are simply false. Are you in one of he 'special' classes for learning disabled kids. If so then well done. If not, well, I guess your teacher is an idiot or you are lying. I find it interesting that you post so much to this vulgar thread from school.

After you eat your salad instead of pizza do you plan on looking at yourself defecate with a mirror like brown onion and verified suggest? I am sure your parents are very proud of your pretend grade of 98 - what do they think about you coming to Fairfax Underground with the rampant pornography images, vulgar language and disgusting stories found right here on this thread?

What do your parents think about you talking to middle aged men about shitting cannonballs and having midwives deliver their feces while watching their asshole with a mirror while on the toilet? Do your parents like that? Your dad has many shortcomings but do he and your mom talk about their bodies like the men here do?

Brown Onion Wrote:
Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!Newton of Bowels!

Wall Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The teacher gave graded my presentation as 98
> out
> > of 100, that is a solid A!
> >
> > A couple kids made fun of me because I chose
> the
> > human digestive system for my research project.
> > They called me weird.
> >
> > My Dad just came home with a few cases of beer
> and
> > he said that when he orders from Domino's
> delivery
> > later I can get a salad from them. I guess
> that's
> > better than pizza or peanut butter.
>
>
> That is really surprising since you cited false
> facts about the capacity of the colon. 30-60 lbs
> of feces storage in the colon and the average
> person carrys 20lbs in their colon. These are
> simply false. Are you in one of he 'special'
> classes for learning disabled kids. If so then
> well done. If not, well, I guess your teacher is
> an idiot or you are lying. I find it interesting
> that you post so much to this vulgar thread from
> school.
>
> After you eat your salad instead of pizza do you
> plan on looking at yourself defecate with a mirror
> like brown onion and verified suggest? I am sure
> your parents are very proud of your pretend grade
> of 98 - what do they think about you coming to
> Fairfax Underground with the rampant pornography
> images, vulgar language and disgusting stories
> found right here on this thread?
>
> What do your parents think about you talking to
> middle aged men about shitting cannonballs and
> having midwives deliver their feces while watching
> their asshole with a mirror while on the toilet?
> Do your parents like that? Your dad has many
> shortcomings but do he and your mom talk about
> their bodies like the men here do?


Example of superior bowels.

Any questions? Proof is here.

To the hostile person I get it you don't like Brown Onion. Understand although he knows his shit pun intended, but to come down hard on a high school student is a bad move.

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> To the hostile person I get it you don't like
> Brown Onion. Understand although he knows his shit
> pun intended, but to come down hard on a high
> school student is a bad move.


Fuck that clown and this "thread."

Agree. Up tonight after well a bigger than normal bowel movement. Way to go Spring Onion. And anyone who gives you a hard time isn't worthy of your time.

Ate frozen French toast sticks. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

The obese neighbor and my dad are proud of me. I showed them my grade, and they each have me a big hug. Grandma is happy too, but mom was sleeping with a bottle of booze. Today I hope she will see this, and reward me with apples and oranges for my hard work.

Good morning BiB's! I hope everyone is having a bowel friendly weekend. There is not too much going on down here in Harrisonburg, we are dog sitting for a friend for a couple days. The Dog and I are going for a walk across campus shortly. Mrs Dive was up late watching some movie so now she is sleeping in.
I was really proud of my bowels during our recent camping trip, just one early morning visit to the campground bathhouse each day and they were happy.

Happy brown trails my friends!

Glad to hear dive bomber, and do you like my sister Matilda, hoist blame for unpleasant aromas on the dog? Matilda always claims her Labrador is behind the smell of rotten feta cheese, but I feel sorry for Molly, and make sure she has an oxygen mask and bottle to carry around.

There might be a brown Winnebago here.

Going to eat a pound of kimchi followed by sushi. It'll be interesting to see how this is broken down.

The obese neighbor passed out on the toilet. Dad grandma and I were able to hoist him off, but the size of his crap should have been part of my science experiment. Dad said not to worry about it, that he was going to recycle it as jenkem. I am proud of dad for his conservation work.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor passed out on the toilet. Dad
> grandma and I were able to hoist him off, but the
> size of his crap should have been part of my
> science experiment. Dad said not to worry about
> it, that he was going to recycle it as jenkem. I
> am proud of dad for his conservation work.


13000 shit posts!!! What's this "The Art of Crap" its shit everyone craps

My Mom is taking me to Aldi soon and giving me 50 dollars to spend. I am looking forward to some healthy food.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Mom is taking me to Aldi soon and giving me 50
> dollars to spend. I am looking forward to some
> healthy food.


That should provide quite a harvest of health spring onion. Like you I'm a fan of their foods. The price alone.

The time has flown by since the holidays. This board continues to bemuse and show what many of us experience in the loo. Its with my truest of intentions that I hope the winter is not too terrible for you and that Father Christmas made the season full of joy and new years greetings and best of wishes.

5am guy checking in. 5am guy had a rough week. 5am guy came to terms with reality and realizes he does not like women anymore. 5am guy went to a park in Manassas during his day off and offered blowjobs to random men, just to make sure. Several men accepted offer. One Hispanic man even gave 5am guy anal sex. 5am guy enjoyed the sex with random men much more than sex with women. 5am guy has also noticed bowel problems have suddenly disappeared since the anal sex. 5am guy is now considering a sex change. 5 am guy made appointment for a consultation but is worried that his insurance provider will not cover it. 5 am guy has started wearing a wig and women’s clothing in the meantime. 5am guy is super excited because he gave hispanic man Javier from the park his phone mumber and has already has a 2nd date lined up. Javier is a janitor and works similar schedule.

Obvious impersonating of 5 am guy. Guess you are pretty jealous.

PEI Resident Wrote:
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> The time has flown by since the holidays. This
> board continues to bemuse and show what many of us
> experience in the loo. Its with my truest of
> intentions that I hope the winter is not too
> terrible for you and that Father Christmas made
> the season full of joy and new years greetings and
> best of wishes.


Nice to see you again here, and that you get our humor is a bonus. I can't say I've been where you are, but my bowels could take a virtual tour there, get cold and maybe cooperate a bit more. Off to First Watch soon with Matilda, as we surround ourselves with reasonable white people.

Hello brown guyz! Heres hopin that everbody is havin some good bowelz thiz weekend. I gots me taday an tammorow off of work. I am gonna help my roomate replace tha water pump in hiz ford ranger pickup truck, my boss let me borrow some toolz from work ta get the job done.
My bowelz has fully recovered from that trip to Brions grill buffett. We gonna run on down ta food lion later to test out tha truck when we get it fixed. I am thinkin bout gettin some chicken parts ta cook on tha grill but if its a raining I can put them in tha crock pot. We gonna get some good rice too!

God bless all yall brown guyz!

My Dad made a big pot of fondue last night, I think it was just melted cheese, anyway he was dipping meatballs in the fondue pot with these really long forks and drinking tall cans of bud light for hours. The farting was getting out of control to the point that I took my sleeping bag and pillows out and slept in the backseat of my Moms car with our dog. My Mom had to use some Vicks vape o rub under her nostrils to endure the stench.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Hello brown guyz! Heres hopin that everbody is
> havin some good bowelz thiz weekend. I gots me
> taday an tammorow off of work. I am gonna help my
> roomate replace tha water pump in hiz ford ranger
> pickup truck, my boss let me borrow some toolz
> from work ta get the job done.
> My bowelz has fully recovered from that trip to
> Brions grill buffett. We gonna run on down ta food
> lion later to test out tha truck when we get it
> fixed. I am thinkin bout gettin some chicken parts
> ta cook on tha grill but if its a raining I can
> put them in tha crock pot. We gonna get some good
> rice too!
>
> God bless all yall brown guyz!


That sounds really good red onion! Same to you and hope the crock pot chicken isn't barbaric to your bowels. Have you been to First Watch? Brions scares my starfish.

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad made a big pot of fondue last night, I
> think it was just melted cheese, anyway he was
> dipping meatballs in the fondue pot with these
> really long forks and drinking tall cans of bud
> light for hours. The farting was getting out of
> control to the point that I took my sleeping bag
> and pillows out and slept in the backseat of my
> Moms car with our dog. My Mom had to use some
> Vicks vape o rub under her nostrils to endure the
> stench.


Sorry to hear Spring but on a plus note the dog is not my sisters Matilda or her. She's talking about eating kimchi today. She best go home.

Dad and the obese neighbor, are cuddling on the couch, watching Fifty Shades of Grey. Dad is smoking a cigarette, drinking beers, farting, and laughing while the obese neighbor is crying. The obese neighbor has a ball in his mouth.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor, are cuddling on the
> couch, watching Fifty Shades of Grey. Dad is
> smoking a cigarette, drinking beers, farting, and
> laughing while the obese neighbor is crying. The
> obese neighbor has a ball in his mouth.


What kind of clothes do you like?

Image blocking onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
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> > For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> > block all the images on this thread with this
> > add-on,
> >
> >
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
>
> > y-image-blocker/
> >
> > If you use chrome you can block images with
> this,
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
>
> > ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
> >
> > If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> > already in your browser. You just need to
> enable
> > it,
> >
> > Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click
> on
> > the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the
> bottom
> > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check
> that
> > then close the Preferences window.
> >
> > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> > Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> > experience is image free!
>
>
> Just bumping this post to remind everyone how easy
> it is to block all the childish images on this
> thread.

This is not a place for minors. If they want to learn a school or local grocer will suffice. This site has monsters, crude images, and grown ups with questionable intentions.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> This is not a place for minors. If they want to
> learn a school or local grocer will suffice. This
> site has monsters, crude images, and grown ups
> with questionable intentions.


That is so nice of you to take your time to give your opinion. Don't worry about me though, I just ignore the negative comments and block all the pictures here. My family is quite dysfunctional for the most part and it is here that I have found some genuine concern and encouragement. I have been inspired pursue a career in bowel health and although I may not be able to go to medical school I feel confident that I can make a difference in other peoples lives at some level while earning a reasonable living for myself.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is not a place for minors. If they want to
> > learn a school or local grocer will suffice.
> This
> > site has monsters, crude images, and grown ups
> > with questionable intentions.
>
>
> That is so nice of you to take your time to give
> your opinion. Don't worry about me though, I just
> ignore the negative comments and block all the
> pictures here. My family is quite dysfunctional
> for the most part and it is here that I have found
> some genuine concern and encouragement. I have
> been inspired pursue a career in bowel health and
> although I may not be able to go to medical school
> I feel confident that I can make a difference in
> other peoples lives at some level while earning a
> reasonable living for myself.


Advice Onion and his grocer crap are getting old, but I think well intended. You obviously know the world wide web better than us old folks, and I'm proud of you. Years from now in your research lab, you can help people like us in future generations, and if not too much would you consider a brown paint Mercedes?

Brown History month Wrote:
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> Charlie Brown is the central protagonist of the
> long-running comic strip Peanuts. Did you know
> that the creator of the Peanuts, Charles M Schulz
> was an IBS sufferer? Mr. Schulz used his real life
> experience growing up as a boy with IBS to write
> the scripts for the Peanuts gang comic strips,
> books and movies.
> Bowel disorders can have profound effects on young
> people who are often too embarrassed to talk with
> anyone about what they are going through. The long
> term effects of this both psychologically and
> physically can be severe.


That was a very informative post!

The obese neighbor is eating wings naked on the couch farting. Mom is drinking moonshine and dad is sitting on a recliner dressed up like a king. Such an odd place, and I hope grandma will transport their jenkem products without getting caught.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is eating wings naked on the
> couch farting. Mom is drinking moonshine and dad
> is sitting on a recliner dressed up like a king.
> Such an odd place, and I hope grandma will
> transport their jenkem products without getting
> caught.


Want a ride in my windowless van?

How about research for incontinence?

Come on downz to Fairfax Boulevardz. Bayz in bayz bring your dollarz make you hollarz best oil changez ever.

Today my bowels are facing a challenge. While eating healthy the betrayal clock has started. The midwives have been paged and the wetback plumber who makes a fortune off my ass, is probably right about another pay day. The Glade scents around the groan throne don't seem able to conquer the bad aromas.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Today my bowels are facing a challenge. While
> eating healthy the betrayal clock has started. The
> midwives have been paged and the wetback plumber
> who makes a fortune off my ass, is probably right
> about another pay day. The Glade scents around the
> groan throne don't seem able to conquer the bad
> aromas.


You and 5am guy should meet up and fuck each other up the ass. Wait... He is another one of your trolls in here.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Today my bowels are facing a challenge. While
> eating healthy the betrayal clock has started. The
> midwives have been paged and the wetback plumber
> who makes a fortune off my ass, is probably right
> about another pay day. The Glade scents around the
> groan throne don't seem able to conquer the bad
> aromas.


Hang in there brother. It sounds like you are just along for the ride at this point. Stay strong and you will be fine.

Visit a GI. You guys are mental midgets.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is a little worried because 5am guys mom is in the hospital, she has a irregular heartbeat and 5am guy has been at the hospital the last couple days. 5am guy is hopeful that they let her go back to the nursing home tomorrow. All this stress is causing trouble for 5am guys bowels. To add to the trouble the mostly Hispanic girl 5am guy has been seeing wants to take 5am guy to some Mexican restaurant in Warrenton later today. 5am guy might have to make up a reason why he cannot go. 5am guy is a real mess right now.
One good thing for 5am guy is that 5am guys boss told 5am guy to take as much time off as 5am guy needs to help his Mother. 5am guys boss is grateful for 5am guys multiple years of service with almost never missing a day.

Ate at Golden Corral. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is a
> little worried because 5am guys mom is in the
> hospital, she has a irregular heartbeat and 5am
> guy has been at the hospital the last couple days.
> 5am guy is hopeful that they let her go back to
> the nursing home tomorrow. All this stress is
> causing trouble for 5am guys bowels. To add to the
> trouble the mostly Hispanic girl 5am guy has been
> seeing wants to take 5am guy to some Mexican
> restaurant in Warrenton later today. 5am guy might
> have to make up a reason why he cannot go. 5am guy
> is a real mess right now.
> One good thing for 5am guy is that 5am guys boss
> told 5am guy to take as much time off as 5am guy
> needs to help his Mother. 5am guys boss is
> grateful for 5am guys multiple years of service
> with almost never missing a day.

Sorry to hear this news 5 am and hope your mom is alright as this type of event, could cause angst to ones bowels.

If not too personal which country is your girlfriend from? A lot of Latin gals will cut your dick off and they also can cause bowel stress.

Got a box of Klondike and Doritos. Take this bowels!

Lunch in the school cafeteria was horrible. Apparently the obese neighbor is now one of the lunch ladies. When in line I noticed my plate full of hotdogs and greasy potato chips. Looking up there he was, with dad behind him smoking a cigarette with a beer in his hand. I think he was smiling.

Anyone know of an industrial flush toilet that can be put in a home? Mine keeps flooding.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Anyone know of an industrial flush toilet that can
> be put in a home? Mine keeps flooding.


Prison toilets are hard to clog but the drain size needs to be increased to 6 inch rather than the standard 4 inch.

Boiled onion Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone know of an industrial flush toilet that
> can
> > be put in a home? Mine keeps flooding.
>
>
> Prison toilets are hard to clog but the drain size
> needs to be increased to 6 inch rather than the
> standard 4 inch.


Will look into. Wondering if red is around.

The lyft driver yelling at me. I tipped him 50% which seems fair as none of my messes got on his car in anyway.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Anyone know of an industrial flush toilet that can
> be put in a home? Mine keeps flooding.


Go fuck yourself, loser.

Sitting here up late with an unexpected delivery. Midwives are not available and the groan throne beckons, my starfish dreading the painful exit of agony and screams. This truly is dreadful.

I ate Burger kings egg sandwiches. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

I feel like dad is ignoring mom and me. He is always with the obese neighbor. Mom is drinking a lot and cries when the obese neighbor is around. Plus the obese neighbor says his butt hurts, but I'm not aware of any bowel problems.

A mess. Everywhere a mess.

I think my colon has joined the obit section.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my colon has joined the obit section.


If you visited your local grocer, you wouldn't be in this quandary.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think my colon has joined the obit section.
>
>
> If you visited your local grocer, you wouldn't be
> in this quandary.


How about you and your local grocer visit my groan throne. Maybe both of you assholes can pay my midwives for their services, or for the wetback plumber, who often has to bail my groan throne of contents that are less than pleasant.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think my colon has joined the obit section.
> >
> >
> > If you visited your local grocer, you wouldn't
> be
> > in this quandary.
>
>
> How about you and your local grocer visit my groan
> throne. Maybe both of you assholes can pay my
> midwives for their services, or for the wetback
> plumber, who often has to bail my groan throne of
> contents that are less than pleasant.


Some of them will never understand. But be proud of your leadership and bowel education

Hi all 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guys mom is doing better and has returned to the nursing home. 5am guy is very happy about that. 5am guy has been asked to work an extra night next week because of the holiday on Monday. It seems like every time there is a holiday 5am guy works extra hours so others can take off. 5am guy is sad about that.
5am guy currently has the heater, star shower device and music going in the men's room and 5am guy is waiting for the right moment. Tonight 5am guy is listening to Meatloaf. 5am guy is drinking a diet sprite which often helps 5am guys starfish relax.
5am guy extends best wishes to all!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guys
> mom is doing better and has returned to the
> nursing home. 5am guy is very happy about that.
> 5am guy has been asked to work an extra night next
> week because of the holiday on Monday. It seems
> like every time there is a holiday 5am guy works
> extra hours so others can take off. 5am guy is sad
> about that.
> 5am guy currently has the heater, star shower
> device and music going in the men's room and 5am
> guy is waiting for the right moment. Tonight 5am
> guy is listening to Meatloaf. 5am guy is drinking
> a diet sprite which often helps 5am guys starfish
> relax.
> 5am guy extends best wishes to all!


Good morning 5 am guy and glad your mom is doing better. Do you ever listen to Brown Loaf? I'm curious about the star device as this fish always feels like cut up bait that's been shredded by a predator.

Cooked old folks frozen sausage patties from walmart along with two fried eggs and honey wheat toast this morning. Now I am at work and my starfish is twitching. This is not good. I hate pooping at work but it is looking like I might have to today.

I think the obese neighbor is moving in, as I found his frilly underwear near the dryer. They are huge. Dad seems happy but mom drinks, smokes cigarettes, and her best friend made me breakfast this morning. Also I'm worried grandmas heroin use could be a problem.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Agree. Up tonight after well a bigger than normal
> bowel movement. Way to go Spring Onion. And anyone
> who gives you a hard time isn't worthy of your
> time.

Middle aged man discussing the size of his bowel movements with an underage teen online - this is where we stand in society now. What a low-life vile human you are.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my colon has joined the obit section.

That was this past April when the real Brown Onion died as stated by his brother and sister. She had some touching words in his passing. Now we are left with you disrespecting his memory with perverted and unfunny accounts of midwives delivering shit from your asshole while you watch with a mirror stuck in the toilet. Hilarious.

All in the name of 'helping' others. What a worthless speck you are.

One kid from my biology class is making fun of me because of my project on the human digestive system. He is telling other kids that I love shit and he left a valentine on my locker that said it was from a turd. I wonder if I should show it to the assistant principal or maybe it would be better to punch the kid in the face. My friend said he would have my back if I want to fight.

To the person who posts the obscene pictures, it would be best to cease.

spring onion Wrote:
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> One kid from my biology class is making fun of me
> because of my project on the human digestive
> system. He is telling other kids that I love shit
> and he left a valentine on my locker that said it
> was from a turd. I wonder if I should show it to
> the assistant principal or maybe it would be
> better to punch the kid in the face. My friend
> said he would have my back if I want to fight.

Nah fighting shit let the shit have it through the assistant principal. No one should make fun of you. Hope the assistant principal is bowel friendly and will support you. We all do.

The obese neighbor helped me. He showed up at school, and farted on the bully. The bully passed out and with smelling salts was revived. The obese neighbor is really kind, and he even drove me home from school.

Got Klondike bars, pizza, and wings. Time to destroy my bowels!

Guess my bowels feel like that high school in Florida tonight. They really hurt and I wish the pain would stop.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > One kid from my biology class is making fun of
> me
> > because of my project on the human digestive
> > system. He is telling other kids that I love
> shit
> > and he left a valentine on my locker that said
> it
> > was from a turd. I wonder if I should show it
> to
> > the assistant principal or maybe it would be
> > better to punch the kid in the face. My friend
> > said he would have my back if I want to fight.
>
> Nah fighting shit let the shit have it through the
> assistant principal. No one should make fun of
> you. Hope the assistant principal is bowel
> friendly and will support you. We all do.

Hey Spring, you are an under age teen, while you are telling the VP about your scat Valentine why not show him this thread and the likes of posters like Verified Green Onion grooming you? Maybe he could bring in the authorities for your protection. Why not show this to your parents too? No one here is your friend.

For once Verified's advice was pretty solid, although I do agree not a place for minors. They should visit their local grocers and talk to adults, instead of being on Fairfax Underground.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Guess my bowels feel like that high school in
> Florida tonight. They really hurt and I wish the
> pain would stop.


Hope you feel better but don't like this reference. We lost 17 kids day to a lunatic with an assault rifle.

The obese neighbor and I talked last night. Apparently he understands he's fat and started crying. It was a tough time but I am proud of him and helping with a bowel friendly diet. He helped me so I'm going to help him.

If familiar with the term popcorn lung, that's what my bowels look like. Got midwives enroute as I hoist a Volkswagen to the groan throne. Sweating nervously as don't want to exit like Elvis.

The bully that is bothering me at school is going to get punched today. My friend who is a big kind of fat kid is going to do it for me.

spring onion Wrote:
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> The bully that is bothering me at school is going
> to get punched today. My friend who is a big kind
> of fat kid is going to do it for me.


Can the biology teacher mediate? I don't want you caught up in shit spring onion.

Did you meet your vice principal Spring? If so what caused this to get even worse?

It turns out there was no fight, we just cornered the bully in the boys bathroom and he apologized to me. This whole thing has got my bowels upset.

spring onion Wrote:
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> It turns out there was no fight, we just cornered
> the bully in the boys bathroom and he apologized
> to me. This whole thing has got my bowels upset.


Glad to hear. Peaceful resolutions are best, and stress causes irritation of bowels. In a couple of days, this should settle down.

Be careful spring. Middle to older age males can be predatory in nature. Please don't give out where your residence or telephone number.

Dear bowels,

I placate you sustain you with healthy foods. Regular sleep, exercise and hobbies such as running wetbacks over for community involvement, yet you betray me with no thoughts about my feelings. The rectal mirror looks like the scene where the military observation plane, flew too close to the aliens in Independence Day.

I wish the school would offer more healthy choices. Its better than what dad sent in, a bag of chips, cookies, and a Coke. My hope is the obese neighbor will once home, cook something healthy for our family dinner. I don't want him wearing moms clothes though.

pervert thread. Posters like the picture guy, Brown Onion and Verified Green Moron are either sick or obviously perverts pretending in their minds to be talking about health when all they want is to shit on and be shit on by underage teens while their friends and relatives watch. Its fucking sick and you need help.

spring onion Wrote:
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> It turns out there was no fight, we just cornered
> the bully in the boys bathroom and he apologized
> to me. This whole thing has got my bowels upset.


What a pussy you are Spring Onion. Need your fat friend to fight your fights huh. Even with that accosting another child with a 2-1 advantage in the bathroom and you are ready to shit your pants. What a pussy. Is it the fact you are blowing all these disgusting old men at scat parties that has you becoming a gutless girl?

Why not try physical exercise and staying away from the pederasts here? At least talk to trusted adults and tell them what is going on in this thread so they can help you.

Now fuck off and go eat some fruit or factory farmed turkey

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Guess my bowels feel like that high school in
> Florida tonight. They really hurt and I wish the
> pain would stop.


Worthless piece of shit - I pray your loved ones are victims in such a mass shooting so I can joke about it

Spring onion girly boy Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It turns out there was no fight, we just
> cornered
> > the bully in the boys bathroom and he
> apologized
> > to me. This whole thing has got my bowels
> upset.
>
>
> What a pussy you are Spring Onion. Need your fat
> friend to fight your fights huh. Even with that
> accosting another child with a 2-1 advantage in
> the bathroom and you are ready to shit your pants.
> What a pussy. Is it the fact you are blowing all
> these disgusting old men at scat parties that has
> you becoming a gutless girl?
>
> Why not try physical exercise and staying away
> from the pederasts here? At least talk to trusted
> adults and tell them what is going on in this
> thread so they can help you.
>
> Now fuck off and go eat some fruit or factory
> farmed turkey

Cussing out a well intended high school student, you obviously care so much. I am proud of spring onion. So often young people only seem to show up on the news in a negative light. It would be great to have spring onion interviewed on at least the local news, to show his interest in science and how bowels work and don't.

Only a superior bowel asshole would harangue a student. Lets hear about your excellent bowels and how they make you awesome.

Can you do blood donations with roids?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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bowel bowel bowel bowel bowel bowel bowel bowel bowel bowel

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Spring onion girly boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It turns out there was no fight, we just
> > cornered
> > > the bully in the boys bathroom and he
> > apologized
> > > to me. This whole thing has got my bowels
> > upset.
> >
> >
> > What a pussy you are Spring Onion. Need your
> fat
> > friend to fight your fights huh. Even with
> that
> > accosting another child with a 2-1 advantage in
> > the bathroom and you are ready to shit your
> pants.
> > What a pussy. Is it the fact you are blowing
> all
> > these disgusting old men at scat parties that
> has
> > you becoming a gutless girl?
> >
> > Why not try physical exercise and staying away
> > from the pederasts here? At least talk to
> trusted
> > adults and tell them what is going on in this
> > thread so they can help you.
> >
> > Now fuck off and go eat some fruit or factory
> > farmed turkey
>
> Cussing out a well intended high school student,
> you obviously care so much. I am proud of spring
> onion. So often young people only seem to show up
> on the news in a negative light. It would be great
> to have spring onion interviewed on at least the
> local news, to show his interest in science and
> how bowels work and don't.

He earned that bile for acting like a huge faggot. No doubt the residue of his destroyed self image from fraternizing with middle aged men discussing how to look at one's asshole while shitting using a mirror in the toilet. The kid has no self respect and thinks the scat fetishists here are somehow his 'friends' - really sad and perverted.

To the student visit your local grocer. Boards such as this are terrible for youth.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> To the student visit your local grocer. Boards
> such as this are terrible for youth.

Incorrect - underage teens visiting this thread reading about grown men pretending midwives 'deliver' their bowel movements while advocating watching yourself shit with a mirror are well sanctioned methods of youth support. Personally, I welcome underage teens to a thread replete with vulgar images of defecation and immature racists accounts of shitting. Its what underage children need from us.

You must have superior bowels to think minors should avoid this scat thread - tell us about your shit and spare no detail...

A mess everywhere.

^use diapers friend - its better than Rhino-shitting everywhere

Howdy brown guyz! Im a goin on a trip ta see a friend ov mine from prizon. Gonna leave here soon an am shore hopin that my little car gonna get me down ta Nort Carolina an back. We are jus gonna hang out at a motel an have some beerz an laughs cauze thats all we got money for. I probably hafe ta eat some fast food on this trip cauze I aint got too much money. My bowelz iz gonna be in danger!
Be good brown guyz!

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy brown guyz! Im a goin on a trip ta see a
> friend ov mine from prizon. Gonna leave here soon
> an am shore hopin that my little car gonna get me
> down ta Nort Carolina an back. We are jus gonna
> hang out at a motel an have some beerz an laughs
> cauze thats all we got money for. I probably hafe
> ta eat some fast food on this trip cauze I aint
> got too much money. My bowelz iz gonna be in
> danger!
> Be good brown guyz!

North Carolina, southern cooking may taste great but praying for your bowels my friend. Hope your weekend is a good one and no large ones are created on this journey.

Big lots best price on low cost high quality tp.

I am so happy today! My Mom is taking me to my Grandmas house down near Richmond to stay for 2 nights.
My Grandma is going to take me to the grocery store and then she is going to take me to a school parking lot where I can practice driving her car. She says I can have the car when I get my license and she will pay the insurance and tax on it for a couple years. It is a old brown station wagon but it has low mileage and runs good. I just turned 15 so I will have my learners permit soon!

Grandma and I are going to put together a big jigsaw puzzle of the human digestive system tonight. I ordered the puzzle off ebay and I am going to surprise Grandma with it. She loves jigsaw puzzles.

I woke up in bed
With a brick in my head
And a pain in my arse
From a curry.
So clutching my seat,
I leapt to my feet
And ran to the loo
In a hurry.

I slopped it about
'Til it all had come out
And reached up to
Pull on the chain,
When out of the bog
Jumped a steaming brown log
The one I had
Only just lain.

‘Not even one word
You disgusting brown turd.
I don't want your
Trouble today.
Now get back in that loo
With the rest of my stew
And wait while I
Flush you away.’

But the log it just stood there
And gave me a cold stare.
It wouldn't go back
Down the drain.
‘I'll be on my way,
But first I must stay
And cause you
Considerable pain!’

I cried out in fear
As a clout on the ear
Left me doubled up
Over the bath.
Then he took out a spanner
And pins and a hammer
And said "Now then
Let's have a laugh!"

He tortured my ring
With sandpaper and string,
Ignoring my
Pitiful wails.
He cut up my rectum
Without an injection
And started to fill it
With nails.
He punctured my arse
With needles and glass
In spite of my
Terrible howls,
And said ‘Just remember,
I'll be there to get you
Whenever you're bad
To your bowels.’