Off-Topic :
Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO likes the cock
()
Date: January 17, 2018 12:27PM
Homo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.
Proof Brown Onion is a fucking faggot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.
Proof Brown Onion is a fucking faggot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2018 01:00PM
The obese neighbor showed up at school crying. I got called to the principals office. My dad told him that he discovered extra charges on his MasterCard, and he did not approve of these various toys. My neighbor is upset and while the principal gave him Kleenex to cry into, I wish my dad, the obese neighbor, mom, and grandma could let me focus on academic issues at school.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Bowl
()
Date: January 17, 2018 01:04PM
Is it normal for hemmeroids to protrude a couple inches?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2018 02:09PM
Took one of the biggest in ages. Its been quite a few years, but am glad to have invested in industrial grade toilets.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2018 02:56PM
The Messicans continue with their snow shoveling playing south of the border polka.
Have these third world savages ever been exposed to real music? Trying to relax my starfish in sitz and all I hear is their accordions and horns. President Trump, here's a few to round up as my rear end gets repaired.
Have these third world savages ever been exposed to real music? Trying to relax my starfish in sitz and all I hear is their accordions and horns. President Trump, here's a few to round up as my rear end gets repaired.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2018 03:12PM
I wish band practice was today. A shame I can't use that as an excuse to avoid dad and the obese neighbor. I just hope they aren't having a bubble bath this time. Them with the rubber duckies, and farting to make more bubbles is a bit strange.
Mom is seeing a therapist this afternoon. He is 6"4 and muscular. He's not like my guidance counselor at all.
Mom is seeing a therapist this afternoon. He is 6"4 and muscular. He's not like my guidance counselor at all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: January 17, 2018 04:22PM
Spinning signz cold dayz bring on down your cockz for oil changez bayz in bayz funz no one needz to knowz
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO - what a faggot!
()
Date: January 17, 2018 07:57PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Messicans > savages
> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages
-------------------------------------------------------
> Messicans > savages
> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savages> Messicans > savagesRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Are 'health' bars bowel friendly
()
Date: January 17, 2018 08:00PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Messicans third world savages
savagessavagessavagessavagessavagessavagessavages
-------------------------------------------------------
> The Messicans third world savages
savagessavagessavagessavagessavagessavagessavagesRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: January 17, 2018 08:29PM
Get some mental health help preferably in house you sick fuck
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
PEEKZA NOTSIGNED IN
()
Date: January 18, 2018 03:33AM
ARE YOU FAGGOTS ENJOYING MY SHIT PORN PICTURES SEMPER FAP
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 07:46AM
Ate pancakes at McDonald's. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 07:58AM
I wish school was delayed today, so I could support mom. She currently is naked yelling on the front lawn at dad who is naked. I worry they are cold and also that the neighbors may call the police. Grandma says she's got this, but the obese neighbor is passed out on the living room couch naked. He appears to be moaning in pain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
onion ring
()
Date: January 18, 2018 08:58AM
Onion rings are good for digestion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 09:39AM
onion ring Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Onion rings are good for digestion.
Fried foods are not. That would be a colossal mistake.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Onion rings are good for digestion.
Fried foods are not. That would be a colossal mistake.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 10:42AM
Onion ring, that would be a bad decision. I'm trying to describe it in other terms. That would be like your sister marrying some zika infested central American. Yes here's my nice sister Beatrice, along with her wetback husband, who has spinning wheels on his low rider.
Today has the potential for birthing. A force below the belt has awoken.
Today has the potential for birthing. A force below the belt has awoken.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
transfusion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 10:50AM
Miscavage Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Get some mental health help preferably in house
> you sick fuck
You crave infantile stories about feces including midwives delivering large bowel movements, starfish, groan throne, Dr.s fingering assholes yet you do not like pictures of bowel movements - interesting.
Guess you are like normal oriented people that only read the stories in Penthouse. In your case your go-to is fantasy about shit and shitting. Id say nothing wrong with that but, indeed, there is so much wrong with that...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Get some mental health help preferably in house
> you sick fuck
You crave infantile stories about feces including midwives delivering large bowel movements, starfish, groan throne, Dr.s fingering assholes yet you do not like pictures of bowel movements - interesting.
Guess you are like normal oriented people that only read the stories in Penthouse. In your case your go-to is fantasy about shit and shitting. Id say nothing wrong with that but, indeed, there is so much wrong with that...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 11:22AM
transfusion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Get some mental health help preferably in house
> > you sick fuck
>
>
> You crave infantile stories about feces including
> midwives delivering large bowel movements,
> starfish, groan throne, Dr.s fingering assholes
> yet you do not like pictures of bowel movements -
> interesting.
>
> Guess you are like normal oriented people that
> only read the stories in Penthouse. In your case
> your go-to is fantasy about shit and shitting. Id
> say nothing wrong with that but, indeed, there is
> so much wrong with that...
Tell us how your superior bowels make you better than us please.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Get some mental health help preferably in house
> > you sick fuck
>
>
> You crave infantile stories about feces including
> midwives delivering large bowel movements,
> starfish, groan throne, Dr.s fingering assholes
> yet you do not like pictures of bowel movements -
> interesting.
>
> Guess you are like normal oriented people that
> only read the stories in Penthouse. In your case
> your go-to is fantasy about shit and shitting. Id
> say nothing wrong with that but, indeed, there is
> so much wrong with that...
Tell us how your superior bowels make you better than us please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: January 18, 2018 01:58PM
Spinning signz sunz is outz letz bring your bananaz in for oil changez. Just a few dollarz!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 03:08PM
My dad has asked the obese neighbor for a tossed salad. Syrup does not seem a healthy dressing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ralio
()
Date: January 18, 2018 04:09PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad has asked the obese neighbor for a tossed
> salad. Syrup does not seem a healthy dressing.
Your dad is gay. Sorry but I am too.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad has asked the obese neighbor for a tossed
> salad. Syrup does not seem a healthy dressing.
Your dad is gay. Sorry but I am too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Never Noticed Fiber Before
()
Date: January 18, 2018 05:00PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
your superior bowels
your superior bowels your superior bowels your superior bowels your superior bowels your superior bowels
-------------------------------------------------------
your superior bowels
your superior bowels your superior bowels your superior bowels your superior bowels your superior bowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wall Street Lawyer
()
Date: January 18, 2018 05:05PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad has asked the obese neighbor for a tossed
> salad. Syrup does not seem a healthy dressing.
Spring hate to break it to you but 'tossing a salad' is prison slang for anal sex. Your dad has gone full homo and is breaching his vows to your poor jilted mother. Your Grandma seems rock solid and has probably taken her share of cocks in the ass mouth and of course coochiE. She will be a beacon for you during these transitional times in your family.
The obese neighbor is now the object of your dad's desire and you should plan to leave soon with your mom or possibly see your dad move next door. Dont forget to study and of course eat your fucking turkey wraps and gay fruit salads as fucking school. Wash your hands often.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My dad has asked the obese neighbor for a tossed
> salad. Syrup does not seem a healthy dressing.
Spring hate to break it to you but 'tossing a salad' is prison slang for anal sex. Your dad has gone full homo and is breaching his vows to your poor jilted mother. Your Grandma seems rock solid and has probably taken her share of cocks in the ass mouth and of course coochiE. She will be a beacon for you during these transitional times in your family.
The obese neighbor is now the object of your dad's desire and you should plan to leave soon with your mom or possibly see your dad move next door. Dont forget to study and of course eat your fucking turkey wraps and gay fruit salads as fucking school. Wash your hands often.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 07:57PM
Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating Spring, so ease off the coke okay?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jcc
()
Date: January 18, 2018 08:36PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating Spring,
> so ease off the coke okay?
you mean someone else is posing as your stupid fictional character - good, they do a better job than your boring shit. Play with your ass or own shit today?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating Spring,
> so ease off the coke okay?
you mean someone else is posing as your stupid fictional character - good, they do a better job than your boring shit. Play with your ass or own shit today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2018 08:52PM
jcc Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating
> Spring,
> > so ease off the coke okay?
>
>
> you mean someone else is posing as your stupid
> fictional character - good, they do a better job
> than your boring shit. Play with your ass or own
> shit today?
No but I'm sure you got bent over and raped to your desire. You complain and whine non stop. May be BO is right you are Gerry.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating
> Spring,
> > so ease off the coke okay?
>
>
> you mean someone else is posing as your stupid
> fictional character - good, they do a better job
> than your boring shit. Play with your ass or own
> shit today?
No but I'm sure you got bent over and raped to your desire. You complain and whine non stop. May be BO is right you are Gerry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
go as freddie
()
Date: January 18, 2018 09:25PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> jcc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating
> > Spring,
> > > so ease off the coke okay?
> >
> >
> > you mean someone else is posing as your stupid
> > fictional character - good, they do a better
> job
> > than your boring shit. Play with your ass or
> own
> > shit today?
>
>
> No but I'm sure you got bent over and raped to
> your desire. You complain and whine non stop. May
> be BO is right you are Gerry.
You seem upset - how are your bowels? How is your Starfish? Lets be mature about this, perhaps call the midwives to deliver your bowel movement. tee hee
-------------------------------------------------------
> jcc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hey guess what? Someone is impersonating
> > Spring,
> > > so ease off the coke okay?
> >
> >
> > you mean someone else is posing as your stupid
> > fictional character - good, they do a better
> job
> > than your boring shit. Play with your ass or
> own
> > shit today?
>
>
> No but I'm sure you got bent over and raped to
> your desire. You complain and whine non stop. May
> be BO is right you are Gerry.
You seem upset - how are your bowels? How is your Starfish? Lets be mature about this, perhaps call the midwives to deliver your bowel movement. tee hee
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2018 06:33AM
Ate Breakfast burritos. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Fingers
()
Date: January 19, 2018 09:15AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ate Breakfast burritos. What was I thinking? My
> poor bowels!
I have a kale apple yogurt chia seed smoothie each morning. Why are you eating junk food if your shit is all fucked up? BTW breakfast burrito is not a bad choice as its rich in protein and low in added sugars. Go to a nutritionist and please your starfish and the midwives.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Ate Breakfast burritos. What was I thinking? My
> poor bowels!
I have a kale apple yogurt chia seed smoothie each morning. Why are you eating junk food if your shit is all fucked up? BTW breakfast burrito is not a bad choice as its rich in protein and low in added sugars. Go to a nutritionist and please your starfish and the midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 19, 2018 09:44AM
I ran out of healthy food so I will have to eat lunch lady food today. My Mom promised to take me to Aldi tomorrow and let me get 30 dollars worth of food.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2018 09:57AM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I ran out of healthy food so I will have to eat
> lunch lady food today. My Mom promised to take me
> to Aldi tomorrow and let me get 30 dollars worth
> of food.
Spring, if you send me pictures of you in your underwear Ill bring by some turkey wraps and fruit salad later tonight - Ill be in my white van in front of your house. So glad you continue to post here, its super hot.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I ran out of healthy food so I will have to eat
> lunch lady food today. My Mom promised to take me
> to Aldi tomorrow and let me get 30 dollars worth
> of food.
Spring, if you send me pictures of you in your underwear Ill bring by some turkey wraps and fruit salad later tonight - Ill be in my white van in front of your house. So glad you continue to post here, its super hot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2018 10:05AM
I peeked into my dads room last night. He had his laptop open and a bunch of colorful rubber toys nearby and a cat toy red ball with some straps attached to it. He was actually on this website. I thought he was reading my posts, but instead he was posting several of his own posts under the names BEH and then under Gerry something and also peekza.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2018 10:40AM
Goulash. More later but my bowels fell out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mature subject matter onion
()
Date: January 19, 2018 02:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Goulash.
Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Goulash.Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Youre welcome
()
Date: January 19, 2018 04:11PM
been weighing myself before and after - my average morning shit is 0.4lbs
Youre welcome
PS picture poster is genius to bust your balls over this shit thread.
Youre welcome
PS picture poster is genius to bust your balls over this shit thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 05:10AM
Dreaming of a under half pound shit.
Instead I get kettle bells that are monstrous in size, weight, and width.
The midwives have left but my starfish has seem better days, as have been up all night on the groan throne.
Instead I get kettle bells that are monstrous in size, weight, and width.
The midwives have left but my starfish has seem better days, as have been up all night on the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 06:02AM
I had grits for breakfast. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 20, 2018 06:37AM
Good morning BiB's! Looks like it is going to be like Fall outside today with temperatures around 50 degrees. Mrs Dive and I are going for a nice long walk in a few hours. My bowels have been well lately and I have been eating quite a few grilled chicken salads and oatmeal with fruit for breakfast. I think I might just fire up the old weber kettle and cook me some ribs tomorrow. I have been eating so healthy for so long that I think I deserve some bbq ribs with coleslaw and potato salad. Sometimes you have to cheat on your diet just a little.
I would like to wish everyone here good bowels and a wonderful weekend!
I would like to wish everyone here good bowels and a wonderful weekend!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: January 20, 2018 12:32PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good morning BiB's! Looks like it is going to be
> like Fall outside today with temperatures around
> 50 degrees. Mrs Dive and I are going for a nice
> long walk in a few hours. My bowels have been well
> lately and I have been eating quite a few grilled
> chicken salads and oatmeal with fruit for
> breakfast. I think I might just fire up the old
> weber kettle and cook me some ribs tomorrow. I
> have been eating so healthy for so long that I
> think I deserve some bbq ribs with coleslaw and
> potato salad. Sometimes you have to cheat on your
> diet just a little.
> I would like to wish everyone here good bowels and
> a wonderful weekend!
Write ups such as this serve no logical purpose.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good morning BiB's! Looks like it is going to be
> like Fall outside today with temperatures around
> 50 degrees. Mrs Dive and I are going for a nice
> long walk in a few hours. My bowels have been well
> lately and I have been eating quite a few grilled
> chicken salads and oatmeal with fruit for
> breakfast. I think I might just fire up the old
> weber kettle and cook me some ribs tomorrow. I
> have been eating so healthy for so long that I
> think I deserve some bbq ribs with coleslaw and
> potato salad. Sometimes you have to cheat on your
> diet just a little.
> I would like to wish everyone here good bowels and
> a wonderful weekend!
Write ups such as this serve no logical purpose.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Heading West
()
Date: January 20, 2018 12:38PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
my starfish
-------------------------------------------------------
my starfish
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 02:47PM
Dad and the obese neighbor are building forts with living room furniture. They need to grow up and I do not understand why they are wearing underwear that's pink and has a hole in the back. Also there's a slimy slippery substance all over the floors. Mom is nowhere to be found, but grandma made me a healthy lunch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 02:55PM
Want to go to the mall with me? Maybe catch the last Jedi?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: January 20, 2018 02:57PM
Man o man I jus got home from work an got me a bag a charcole and some chicken thighs an legs. I am a gonna cook em up an have me some ice cold budswizer beerz! I am gonna cook sumthin else outside tommorow too!
God bless all yall brown guyz real good!
God bless all yall brown guyz real good!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 05:09PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man I jus got home from work an got me a bag
> a charcole and some chicken thighs an legs. I am a
> gonna cook em up an have me some ice cold
> budswizer beerz! I am gonna cook sumthin else
> outside tommorow too!
> God bless all yall brown guyz real good!
Bummer no Michelobz huh. I would have thought with the warm weather bayz in bayz extra service business would be booming and you might afford chicken breasts and better lager. Guess not.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Man o man I jus got home from work an got me a bag
> a charcole and some chicken thighs an legs. I am a
> gonna cook em up an have me some ice cold
> budswizer beerz! I am gonna cook sumthin else
> outside tommorow too!
> God bless all yall brown guyz real good!
Bummer no Michelobz huh. I would have thought with the warm weather bayz in bayz extra service business would be booming and you might afford chicken breasts and better lager. Guess not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 07:48PM
My bowels are like Mount Saint Helens. There's cooling down tonight, but soon it'll be hot as an illegal running from customs officers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 08:55PM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man o man I jus got home from work an got me a
> bag
> > a charcole and some chicken thighs an legs. I am
> a
> > gonna cook em up an have me some ice cold
> > budswizer beerz! I am gonna cook sumthin else
> > outside tommorow too!
> > God bless all yall brown guyz real good!
>
>
> Bummer no Michelobz huh. I would have thought
> with the warm weather bayz in bayz extra service
> business would be booming and you might afford
> chicken breasts and better lager. Guess not.
Impersonating asshole. The real red onion knows better than following for your lies. Hey red onion, hope you have a great time man!
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Man o man I jus got home from work an got me a
> bag
> > a charcole and some chicken thighs an legs. I am
> a
> > gonna cook em up an have me some ice cold
> > budswizer beerz! I am gonna cook sumthin else
> > outside tommorow too!
> > God bless all yall brown guyz real good!
>
>
> Bummer no Michelobz huh. I would have thought
> with the warm weather bayz in bayz extra service
> business would be booming and you might afford
> chicken breasts and better lager. Guess not.
Impersonating asshole. The real red onion knows better than following for your lies. Hey red onion, hope you have a great time man!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2018 09:36PM
Got fried chicken mashed potatoes gravy and coleslaw. Good bye bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: January 21, 2018 02:59AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in earlier than usual here. 5am guy has bad bowels right now. 5am guy is going out on a date with the mostly hispanic girl who works at 5am guys moms nursing home. 5am guy knows this is a bad idea because it could cause a bad situation with 5am guys mom. On the other hand 5am guy is highly attracted to the hispanic girl and the hispanic girl has been very nice to 5am guy. 5am guy went to the RV show in Chantilly and then out to dinner with the hispanic girl last weekend. 5am guy is not sure about all this and it is giving 5am guy diarrhea. 5am guy has a very bad history with women.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Words of advice
()
Date: January 21, 2018 03:06AM
Don't get drunk and eat an entire can of refried beans.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 07:01AM
The obese neighbor is on the couch wearing an Eagles jersey and nothing else. Dad is wearing a Vikings one. He has the Viking helmet on to, as he walks around farting. Mom did visit yesterday and she said dad is going through a mid life crisis and its normal. Grandma continues to make bowel friendly meals, and the Nintendo Switch is a great diversion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 07:48AM
Go to your local grocer. Avoid the processed foods. The produce aisle will help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 08:16AM
Scrapple plus biscuits and gravy. Cannot wait to see the brown monster created by this! Very exciting news.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 08:55AM
Dear bowels,
Okay I get it you are tired. But I am tired to as we work together to push out large objects without any Crisco to lube the linings or the poor starfish that gets plundered.
I wish for a free day please. As a deal you'll not be aware of me nor will I be aware of you.
Okay I get it you are tired. But I am tired to as we work together to push out large objects without any Crisco to lube the linings or the poor starfish that gets plundered.
I wish for a free day please. As a deal you'll not be aware of me nor will I be aware of you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
reality onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 09:10AM
Advise Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Go to your local grocer. Avoid the processed
> foods. The produce aisle will help.
The same useless advice given over and over. Were you born mentally retarded or did you suffer from a injury or disease that made you this way?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Go to your local grocer. Avoid the processed
> foods. The produce aisle will help.
The same useless advice given over and over. Were you born mentally retarded or did you suffer from a injury or disease that made you this way?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 10:39AM
reality onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go to your local grocer. Avoid the processed
> > foods. The produce aisle will help.
>
> The same useless advice given over and over. Were
> you born mentally retarded or did you suffer from
> a injury or disease that made you this way?
I happen to agree with you. My bowels too. I think this is our resident asshole anon dick.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Go to your local grocer. Avoid the processed
> > foods. The produce aisle will help.
>
> The same useless advice given over and over. Were
> you born mentally retarded or did you suffer from
> a injury or disease that made you this way?
I happen to agree with you. My bowels too. I think this is our resident asshole anon dick.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:15PM
The obese neighbors underwear has red blood streaks on the back. I asked dad "is he okay," and he smiled and said "yes." I am not sure what bowel injury the neighbor has but its probably diet related. Mom and grandma are drinking.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:20PM
After church I got a wendys triple with cheese with fries and a frosty. Look out bowels-here it comes!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:36PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The obese neighbors underwear has red blood
> streaks on the back. I asked dad "is he okay," and
> he smiled and said "yes." I am not sure what bowel
> injury the neighbor has but its probably diet
> related. Mom and grandma are drinking.
What's your address? I have apples and figs.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The obese neighbors underwear has red blood
> streaks on the back. I asked dad "is he okay," and
> he smiled and said "yes." I am not sure what bowel
> injury the neighbor has but its probably diet
> related. Mom and grandma are drinking.
What's your address? I have apples and figs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Was to Myself Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:48PM
Brown Oni> reality onion Wrote:
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident assholeresident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
resident asshole
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You gotta help me make a stand
()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:51PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
poor starfishpoor starfish
poor starfish
poor starfish
poor starfish
-------------------------------------------------------
poor starfish
poor starfishpoor starfish
poor starfish
poor starfish
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown 0nion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:58PM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all, 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> here. 5am guy has bad bowels right now. 5am guy is
> going out on a date with the mostly hispanic girl
> who works at 5am guys moms nursing home. 5am guy
> knows this is a bad idea because it could cause a
> bad situation with 5am guys mom. On the other hand
> 5am guy is highly attracted to the hispanic girl
> and the hispanic girl has been very nice to 5am
> guy. 5am guy went to the RV show in Chantilly and
> then out to dinner with the hispanic girl last
> weekend. 5am guy is not sure about all this and it
> is giving 5am guy diarrhea. 5am guy has a very bad
> history with women.
5am sorry about your bowels - they betray us when we need them the most. Wetbacks are most definitely subhuman and not worthy of the company of a good white man such as yourself. Perhaps lure her into the parking lot and chase her awhile with your vehicle before running her over and crushing her hips leaving her to die slowly? Always makes my day.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all, 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> here. 5am guy has bad bowels right now. 5am guy is
> going out on a date with the mostly hispanic girl
> who works at 5am guys moms nursing home. 5am guy
> knows this is a bad idea because it could cause a
> bad situation with 5am guys mom. On the other hand
> 5am guy is highly attracted to the hispanic girl
> and the hispanic girl has been very nice to 5am
> guy. 5am guy went to the RV show in Chantilly and
> then out to dinner with the hispanic girl last
> weekend. 5am guy is not sure about all this and it
> is giving 5am guy diarrhea. 5am guy has a very bad
> history with women.
5am sorry about your bowels - they betray us when we need them the most. Wetbacks are most definitely subhuman and not worthy of the company of a good white man such as yourself. Perhaps lure her into the parking lot and chase her awhile with your vehicle before running her over and crushing her hips leaving her to die slowly? Always makes my day.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Franklin Orlando
()
Date: January 21, 2018 03:34PM
on a low cal diet so not much volume. One small movement a day. Last couple been pretty hard to squeeze out too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
A word from the sponsors
()
Date: January 21, 2018 06:23PM
And now a word from the sponsors!
Page 127 of this thread is brought to you by your friends at the tmos show thread! When you’re in the crapper making stinkies or wasting the day, head on over to tmos dot com and download the tmos show! You laugh you’ll cry pull hurl!
Be sure to use the amazon tab found there in to sail port the show and keep this website open and free. Thank you!
Page 127 of this thread is brought to you by your friends at the tmos show thread! When you’re in the crapper making stinkies or wasting the day, head on over to tmos dot com and download the tmos show! You laugh you’ll cry pull hurl!
Be sure to use the amazon tab found there in to sail port the show and keep this website open and free. Thank you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
njnnw
()
Date: January 21, 2018 06:59PM
This is the sickest thread here congrats you defective sickos
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
starfish and bowels
()
Date: January 21, 2018 08:03PM
God help us, we are backed up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 08:51PM
Brown 0nion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> > here. 5am guy has bad bowels right now. 5am guy
> is
> > going out on a date with the mostly hispanic
> girl
> > who works at 5am guys moms nursing home. 5am
> guy
> > knows this is a bad idea because it could cause
> a
> > bad situation with 5am guys mom. On the other
> hand
> > 5am guy is highly attracted to the hispanic
> girl
> > and the hispanic girl has been very nice to 5am
> > guy. 5am guy went to the RV show in Chantilly
> and
> > then out to dinner with the hispanic girl last
> > weekend. 5am guy is not sure about all this and
> it
> > is giving 5am guy diarrhea. 5am guy has a very
> bad
> > history with women.
>
> 5am sorry about your bowels - they betray us when
> we need them the most. Wetbacks are most
> definitely subhuman and not worthy of the company
> of a good white man such as yourself. Perhaps lure
> her into the parking lot and chase her awhile with
> your vehicle before running her over and crushing
> her hips leaving her to die slowly? Always makes
> my day.
Close imitation of Brown Onions user name. A 0 instead of a O. You should be proud of yourself. How much time have you spent impersonating our leader?
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> > here. 5am guy has bad bowels right now. 5am guy
> is
> > going out on a date with the mostly hispanic
> girl
> > who works at 5am guys moms nursing home. 5am
> guy
> > knows this is a bad idea because it could cause
> a
> > bad situation with 5am guys mom. On the other
> hand
> > 5am guy is highly attracted to the hispanic
> girl
> > and the hispanic girl has been very nice to 5am
> > guy. 5am guy went to the RV show in Chantilly
> and
> > then out to dinner with the hispanic girl last
> > weekend. 5am guy is not sure about all this and
> it
> > is giving 5am guy diarrhea. 5am guy has a very
> bad
> > history with women.
>
> 5am sorry about your bowels - they betray us when
> we need them the most. Wetbacks are most
> definitely subhuman and not worthy of the company
> of a good white man such as yourself. Perhaps lure
> her into the parking lot and chase her awhile with
> your vehicle before running her over and crushing
> her hips leaving her to die slowly? Always makes
> my day.
Close imitation of Brown Onions user name. A 0 instead of a O. You should be proud of yourself. How much time have you spent impersonating our leader?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2018 10:07PM
The purple Vikings defensive line is in formation, ready to evacuate my bowels. It was odd watching that game. I'm glad the quarterbacks are white, as some of the darkies fucked up the game. Give them fried chicken or throw them a basketball, when they rape women.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: January 22, 2018 07:23AM
Oh man I gots me the day off again taday. I dont got me much extra money so I do believe I iz gonna walk all tha way around burke lake. Then Im a gonna come home an have beerz an a cigar. My bowelz have been a doin pretty fair herez lately, I haz been eatin lotz of thoze little carrots that come in bagz. I hopes all yall brown brothas iz doin good. God bless.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2018 08:18AM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh man I gots me the day off again taday. I dont
> got me much extra money so I do believe I iz gonna
> walk all tha way around burke lake. Then Im a
> gonna come home an have beerz an a cigar. My
> bowelz have been a doin pretty fair herez lately,
> I haz been eatin lotz of thoze little carrots that
> come in bagz. I hopes all yall brown brothas iz
> doin good. God bless.
Have a great day off red onion! You're a great guy and in a holding pattern. That sounds good for the bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oh man I gots me the day off again taday. I dont
> got me much extra money so I do believe I iz gonna
> walk all tha way around burke lake. Then Im a
> gonna come home an have beerz an a cigar. My
> bowelz have been a doin pretty fair herez lately,
> I haz been eatin lotz of thoze little carrots that
> come in bagz. I hopes all yall brown brothas iz
> doin good. God bless.
Have a great day off red onion! You're a great guy and in a holding pattern. That sounds good for the bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2018 11:48AM
I did not know dad had a medical degree. He had the obese neighbor on a table this morning. He was only wearing underwear and a stethoscope. The obese neighbor was coughing while dad was behind him. I'm not sure all that's going on, but I have a bowel friendly lunch thanks to grandma.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: January 22, 2018 02:29PM
Red hot and blue has the best potato salad. I got a double order and a bbq sandwich for lunch. Now I am farting heavily.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2018 03:35PM
Boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Red hot and blue has the best potato salad. I got
> a double order and a bbq sandwich for lunch. Now I
> am farting heavily.
Instead of eating rancid fast food, visit your local grocer. No not the ice cream aisle. No to the chips. Yes to fresh fruits and vegetables.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Red hot and blue has the best potato salad. I got
> a double order and a bbq sandwich for lunch. Now I
> am farting heavily.
Instead of eating rancid fast food, visit your local grocer. No not the ice cream aisle. No to the chips. Yes to fresh fruits and vegetables.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: January 22, 2018 04:40PM
My Dad stayed home today because of the government shutdown. Of course he got drunk on Busch beer and ordered Dominoes pizzas and several of their lava cakes. He told me to have leftover pizza and a lava cake for dinner and he went to bed. He has been gassing up the whole house and I opened a couple windows since it is so warm today. No way in hell I am eating that crappy food. Luckily my Harry and David fruit of the month shipment was on the front doorstep when I came in. Our dog is drinking lots of water and not looking well, I bet he got hold of some of that pizza.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fiber helped me U can too
()
Date: January 22, 2018 05:59PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
the darkies fucked up the game. Give them
> fried chicken or throw them a basketball, when
> they rape women.
the darkiesthe darkies
the darkies
the darkies
-------------------------------------------------------
the darkies fucked up the game. Give them
> fried chicken or throw them a basketball, when
> they rape women.
the darkiesthe darkiesthe darkies
the darkies
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Hourglass Fart
()
Date: January 22, 2018 06:02PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
for the> bowelsfor the> bowelsfor the> bowelsfor the> bowels
-------------------------------------------------------
for the> bowels
for the> bowelsfor the> bowelsfor the> bowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2018 07:28PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad stayed home today because of the government
> shutdown. Of course he got drunk on Busch beer and
> ordered Dominoes pizzas and several of their lava
> cakes. He told me to have leftover pizza and a
> lava cake for dinner and he went to bed. He has
> been gassing up the whole house and I opened a
> couple windows since it is so warm today. No way
> in hell I am eating that crappy food. Luckily my
> Harry and David fruit of the month shipment was on
> the front doorstep when I came in. Our dog is
> drinking lots of water and not looking well, I bet
> he got hold of some of that pizza.
Yes the dog definitely got that nasty fat loaded pizza. I hope you stay healthy and sorry you have to be surrounded by stench.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad stayed home today because of the government
> shutdown. Of course he got drunk on Busch beer and
> ordered Dominoes pizzas and several of their lava
> cakes. He told me to have leftover pizza and a
> lava cake for dinner and he went to bed. He has
> been gassing up the whole house and I opened a
> couple windows since it is so warm today. No way
> in hell I am eating that crappy food. Luckily my
> Harry and David fruit of the month shipment was on
> the front doorstep when I came in. Our dog is
> drinking lots of water and not looking well, I bet
> he got hold of some of that pizza.
Yes the dog definitely got that nasty fat loaded pizza. I hope you stay healthy and sorry you have to be surrounded by stench.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: January 22, 2018 08:03PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad stayed home today because of the government
> shutdown. Of course he got drunk on Busch beer and
> ordered Dominoes pizzas and several of their lava
> cakes. He told me to have leftover pizza and a
> lava cake for dinner and he went to bed. He has
> been gassing up the whole house and I opened a
> couple windows since it is so warm today. No way
> in hell I am eating that crappy food. Luckily my
> Harry and David fruit of the month shipment was on
> the front doorstep when I came in. Our dog is
> drinking lots of water and not looking well, I bet
> he got hold of some of that pizza.
I must say your father seems like a real piece of shit. You will probably follow in his footsteps despite your faggot overpriced fruit baskets. Sorry...
-------------------------------------------------------
> My Dad stayed home today because of the government
> shutdown. Of course he got drunk on Busch beer and
> ordered Dominoes pizzas and several of their lava
> cakes. He told me to have leftover pizza and a
> lava cake for dinner and he went to bed. He has
> been gassing up the whole house and I opened a
> couple windows since it is so warm today. No way
> in hell I am eating that crappy food. Luckily my
> Harry and David fruit of the month shipment was on
> the front doorstep when I came in. Our dog is
> drinking lots of water and not looking well, I bet
> he got hold of some of that pizza.
I must say your father seems like a real piece of shit. You will probably follow in his footsteps despite your faggot overpriced fruit baskets. Sorry...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: January 22, 2018 08:46PM
Blah blah blah. New year same write ups.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 03:58AM
So nice of the doctor to visit us. Most of us have to been to one, and guess what its not better. My problems actually got worse. So I'm not sure the point of seeing such a person. I hate these giant ones that hurt. And no doctor can make that stop.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 04:37AM
711 breakfast burritos. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: January 23, 2018 04:54AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was given a gift at Christmas time, it is a small rice steamer and 5am guy has been steaming rice and some vegetables in it right here at work. The steamer is having positive effects on 5am guys bowels although 5am guy still requires absolute privacy and mood enhancement devices in order to move his bowels.
5am guy has stopped seeing the mental health professional lady that requires a 40 dollar copay. The doctor was able to identify that 5am guy has bad mental health but was unable to do anything about it. 5am guy felt that it was a waste of 40 dollars a week.
5am guy sends best wishes to all his fellow sufferers here.
5am guy has stopped seeing the mental health professional lady that requires a 40 dollar copay. The doctor was able to identify that 5am guy has bad mental health but was unable to do anything about it. 5am guy felt that it was a waste of 40 dollars a week.
5am guy sends best wishes to all his fellow sufferers here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Congrats guys!!!!
()
Date: January 23, 2018 05:16AM
If there was an award for 127 pages of the strangest, most disgusting, yet surprisingly informative thread on the Web....this one would win it.
God Bless FFXU.
God Bless FFXU.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 07:19AM
Congrats guys!!!! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If there was an award for 127 pages of the
> strangest, most disgusting, yet surprisingly
> informative thread on the Web....this one would
> win it.
>
> God Bless FFXU.
We want you and all to be educated in bowels. All of us have them, and as we age we must face their Judas like betrayal. Its an honor that we have had some success here, and in the coming year I expect more to join in and generate awareness.
How are your bowels?
-------------------------------------------------------
> If there was an award for 127 pages of the
> strangest, most disgusting, yet surprisingly
> informative thread on the Web....this one would
> win it.
>
> God Bless FFXU.
We want you and all to be educated in bowels. All of us have them, and as we age we must face their Judas like betrayal. Its an honor that we have had some success here, and in the coming year I expect more to join in and generate awareness.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion not signed in
()
Date: January 23, 2018 07:31AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> given a gift at Christmas time, it is a small rice
> steamer and 5am guy has been steaming rice and
> some vegetables in it right here at work. The
> steamer is having positive effects on 5am guys
> bowels although 5am guy still requires absolute
> privacy and mood enhancement devices in order to
> move his bowels.
> 5am guy has stopped seeing the mental health
> professional lady that requires a 40 dollar copay.
> The doctor was able to identify that 5am guy has
> bad mental health but was unable to do anything
> about it. 5am guy felt that it was a waste of 40
> dollars a week.
> 5am guy sends best wishes to all his fellow
> sufferers here.
Are you a retard? Perhaps you and Red Onion ahould hang out. You both sound slow and stupid as fuck.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> given a gift at Christmas time, it is a small rice
> steamer and 5am guy has been steaming rice and
> some vegetables in it right here at work. The
> steamer is having positive effects on 5am guys
> bowels although 5am guy still requires absolute
> privacy and mood enhancement devices in order to
> move his bowels.
> 5am guy has stopped seeing the mental health
> professional lady that requires a 40 dollar copay.
> The doctor was able to identify that 5am guy has
> bad mental health but was unable to do anything
> about it. 5am guy felt that it was a waste of 40
> dollars a week.
> 5am guy sends best wishes to all his fellow
> sufferers here.
Are you a retard? Perhaps you and Red Onion ahould hang out. You both sound slow and stupid as fuck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 07:49AM
5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> given a gift at Christmas time, it is a small rice
> steamer and 5am guy has been steaming rice and
> some vegetables in it right here at work. The
> steamer is having positive effects on 5am guys
> bowels although 5am guy still requires absolute
> privacy and mood enhancement devices in order to
> move his bowels.
> 5am guy has stopped seeing the mental health
> professional lady that requires a 40 dollar copay.
> The doctor was able to identify that 5am guy has
> bad mental health but was unable to do anything
> about it. 5am guy felt that it was a waste of 40
> dollars a week.
> 5am guy sends best wishes to all his fellow
> sufferers here.
Hi there 5 am, sorry I did not have my glasses on earlier. A lot of charlatans claim to be therapists, and just like anon dick they promise to help but basically sodomize.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> given a gift at Christmas time, it is a small rice
> steamer and 5am guy has been steaming rice and
> some vegetables in it right here at work. The
> steamer is having positive effects on 5am guys
> bowels although 5am guy still requires absolute
> privacy and mood enhancement devices in order to
> move his bowels.
> 5am guy has stopped seeing the mental health
> professional lady that requires a 40 dollar copay.
> The doctor was able to identify that 5am guy has
> bad mental health but was unable to do anything
> about it. 5am guy felt that it was a waste of 40
> dollars a week.
> 5am guy sends best wishes to all his fellow
> sufferers here.
Hi there 5 am, sorry I did not have my glasses on earlier. A lot of charlatans claim to be therapists, and just like anon dick they promise to help but basically sodomize.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:01AM
Relieved to be at school. Woke up to dad and the obese neighbor farting in my face as I slept. They said "rise and shine." Absolutely disgusted and mom is passed out drunk on the living room couch, just above where chicken wing bones and pizza crusts are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:07AM
The red hot and blue food from yesterday caused my ass to become red hot in the middle of the night and I blew some horrible smelling shit into the toilet at 2 am. Today everyone in the office wants to get food from Roy Rogers. Maybe I should get a salad from there but the chicken is so delicious. We will see.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Knowledge Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:22AM
Congrats guys!!!! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If there was an award for 127 pages of the
> strangest, most disgusting, yet surprisingly
> informative thread on the Web....this one would
> win it.
>
> God Bless FFXU.
The only thing 'informative' about this thread is the co-morbidity of stupidity and childish complaining about the outcome of poor diet, exercise and lifestyle choices. Perhaps you find people repeating the same boring bathroom 'humor' about midwives delivering large bowel movements through a 'starfish' informative. If so you will fit in just fine here. You simple fuck.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If there was an award for 127 pages of the
> strangest, most disgusting, yet surprisingly
> informative thread on the Web....this one would
> win it.
>
> God Bless FFXU.
The only thing 'informative' about this thread is the co-morbidity of stupidity and childish complaining about the outcome of poor diet, exercise and lifestyle choices. Perhaps you find people repeating the same boring bathroom 'humor' about midwives delivering large bowel movements through a 'starfish' informative. If so you will fit in just fine here. You simple fuck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You get to go
()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:24AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>educated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowels
-------------------------------------------------------
>educated in bowels
educated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelseducated in bowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Quick Question About Fiber
()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:25AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
basically sodomizebasically sodomizebasically sodomizebasically sodomizebasically sodomize
-------------------------------------------------------
basically sodomize
basically sodomizebasically sodomizebasically sodomizebasically sodomizeRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Onion on a bun
()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:58AM
Image block onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I block the images here as they are disgusting.
Good idea.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I block the images here as they are disgusting.
Good idea.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: January 23, 2018 09:28AM
Silver line at Greensboro I made a mess.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 09:44AM
The obese neighbor showed up at school in a pink dress, to bring me lunch that dad packed. Never have I been so embarrassed in geometry. He was walking bow legged, and was wearing what appeared to be makeup. I'm not sure what to make of this but I threw away the fried chicken and potato chips.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 10:25AM
Why must some jerk mess with a high school kid?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
some feeling
()
Date: January 23, 2018 11:12AM
Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why must some jerk mess with a high school kid?
Same reason you would encourage a high school kid to visit this thread - you either believe its a fictional character or you simply dont care. Which is it for you?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why must some jerk mess with a high school kid?
Same reason you would encourage a high school kid to visit this thread - you either believe its a fictional character or you simply dont care. Which is it for you?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: January 23, 2018 12:04PM
Hey fuckstick yes you. This board is for everyone and all you do is give VGO and BO or anyone for that matter drama. Instead of being a whiny thespian fuck off.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 02:17PM
Mom is home crying and the obese neighbor is on the way to pick me up from school. I hope his balls are not hanging out of his dress. Apparently my mom is upset about some video she found that had straws in it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 02:44PM
Blueberries and strawberries on sale at Harris Teeter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2018 03:24PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Blueberries and strawberries on sale at Harris
> Teeter.
Forget that. Got a pound of bacon, French fries, and some slider burgers to put in my belly. Its my belly.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Blueberries and strawberries on sale at Harris
> Teeter.
Forget that. Got a pound of bacon, French fries, and some slider burgers to put in my belly. Its my belly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Buford T Justice
()
Date: January 23, 2018 06:28PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Blueberries and strawberries on sale at Harris
> Teeter.
I'll be damnes to listen to you sums of beeches
-------------------------------------------------------
> Blueberries and strawberries on sale at Harris
> Teeter.
I'll be damnes to listen to you sums of beeches