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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 23, 2018 07:51PM

Uber won't pick me up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dr. Fingers ()
Date: January 23, 2018 07:57PM

Miscavage Wrote:
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> Hey fuckstick yes you. This board is for everyone
> and all you do is give VGO and BO or anyone for
> that matter drama. Instead of being a whiny
> thespian fuck off.


You sound upset - how are your bowels? Chat up any young teens here or on the other foul threads?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2018 08:03PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Mom is home crying and the obese neighbor is on
> the way to pick me up from school. I hope his
> balls are not hanging out of his dress. Apparently
> my mom is upset about some video she found that
> had straws in it.


Spring sounds like hard times at your place. Keep eating turkey wraps and fruit from your basket, basically thee only thing you control is your diet at this point. The straws are for something called 'shrimping,' Im sad to report it is the act of drinking seamen out of someones rectum with a straw. I would be upset if I were your mom too. Spring Im always here for you, if you need a trip to the ice cream store, some delicious sweet alcohol drinks or just to try on some new underwear. Just PM me at Brown Onion account and Ill get your message. And PLEASE keep posting here to keep in touch...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:36AM

Biscuits and gravy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: shitty deal ()
Date: January 24, 2018 09:13AM

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Biscuits and gravy. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!

Forget your bowels - you will be on heart medication by age 40 and dead by age 70. Might as well pile it high and enjoy it. Worst case is you live a long live with a totally fucked up body, that would suck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 10:06AM

Well, I have the flu. I am staying home from school the rest of the week. This is not good for my bowels or my education. At least I have the house to myself. The dog and I are watching netflix in peace. I sent emails to my teachers to get my assignments. My Dad left me 20 dollars and told me to order lunch from dominoes. No way I am doing that. Going to make chicken noodle soup from a can.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 10:57AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, I have the flu. I am staying home from
> school the rest of the week. This is not good for
> my bowels or my education. At least I have the
> house to myself. The dog and I are watching
> netflix in peace. I sent emails to my teachers to
> get my assignments. My Dad left me 20 dollars and
> told me to order lunch from dominoes. No way I am
> doing that. Going to make chicken noodle soup from
> a can.

Hope you feel better spring onion. And soup although they can have high sodium, are better for your bowels than pizza. I don't know why your dads food selections are so bad, but it seems his bowels affect your whole family.

Gotta get ready for midwives as looking at the rectal mirror lets me know the inevitable. I wish you well Spring Onion.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 11:41AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I have the flu. I am staying home from
> > school the rest of the week. This is not good
> for
> > my bowels or my education. At least I have the
> > house to myself. The dog and I are watching
> > netflix in peace. I sent emails to my teachers
> to
> > get my assignments. My Dad left me 20 dollars
> and
> > told me to order lunch from dominoes. No way I
> am
> > doing that. Going to make chicken noodle soup
> from
> > a can.
>
> Hope you feel better spring onion. And soup
> although they can have high sodium, are better for
> your bowels than pizza. I don't know why your dads
> food selections are so bad, but it seems his
> bowels affect your whole family.
>
> Gotta get ready for midwives as looking at the
> rectal mirror lets me know the inevitable. I wish
> you well Spring Onion.


Thank you brown onion. The rectal mirrio thing sounds a bit odd but if it helps you I suppose it is a good idea. My Mom came home from work and brought me a perscription that is supposed to make me feel better. She said maybe I can go back to school Friday if I am better. I was working on perfect attendance this year but oh well. My last experience in the restroom measured a 6 on the bristol scale.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Glen Cambell ()
Date: January 24, 2018 04:26PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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rectal mirror lets me know the inevitable

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 04:33PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well, I have the flu. I am staying home from
> school the rest of the week. This is not good for
> my bowels or my education. At least I have the
> house to myself. The dog and I are watching
> netflix in peace. I sent emails to my teachers to
> get my assignments. My Dad left me 20 dollars and
> told me to order lunch from dominoes. No way I am
> doing that. Going to make chicken noodle soup from
> a can.


Spring so glad you are missing school and have the flu! Most people with the flu, sleep and are miserable but you are here typing on this depraved thread reading all about older men calling their rectum a 'starfish' and describing looking at their anus with mirrors in great expectation of a coming bowel movement. Fantastic! Pizza will be bad for you so avoid that but remember to keep returning here over and over to hear about feces so large that 'midwives' must gather around to 'deliver' the giant shit coming out of an older man's asshole.

This is a very good thing for a young teen to be doing and Im so glad you return to hear everything even when you are missing school. Remember its our little secret - please dont let your parents or caring adults ever know you visit this site and talk to middle aged men about scat fiction.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jcc ()
Date: January 24, 2018 06:28PM

^ kinda makes a good point about encouraging a teen to be on this board. Just saying

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 08:04PM

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I have the flu. I am staying home from
> > school the rest of the week. This is not good
> for
> > my bowels or my education. At least I have the
> > house to myself. The dog and I are watching
> > netflix in peace. I sent emails to my teachers
> to
> > get my assignments. My Dad left me 20 dollars
> and
> > told me to order lunch from dominoes. No way I
> am
> > doing that. Going to make chicken noodle soup
> from
> > a can.
>
>
> Spring so glad you are missing school and have the
> flu! Most people with the flu, sleep and are
> miserable but you are here typing on this depraved
> thread reading all about older men calling their
> rectum a 'starfish' and describing looking at
> their anus with mirrors in great expectation of a
> coming bowel movement. Fantastic! Pizza will be
> bad for you so avoid that but remember to keep
> returning here over and over to hear about feces
> so large that 'midwives' must gather around to
> 'deliver' the giant shit coming out of an older
> man's asshole.
>
> This is a very good thing for a young teen to be
> doing and Im so glad you return to hear everything
> even when you are missing school. Remember its
> our little secret - please dont let your parents
> or caring adults ever know you visit this site and
> talk to middle aged men about scat fiction.


Another imposter job from a superior bowel asshole. Spring Onion is a respected member of our group, heck he gives us hope for future generations to develop bowel treatments so anon dick will be out of business, and hours of stomach pains on groan thrones can be avoided.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2018 09:02PM

Your local grocer will be of help.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 05:02AM

I ate pop tarts. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 06:26AM

Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate pop tarts. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!

You're not thinking and are an idiot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Concerned Adult ()
Date: January 25, 2018 08:12AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well, I have the flu. I am staying home from
> > > school the rest of the week. This is not good
> > for
> > > my bowels or my education. At least I have
> the
> > > house to myself. The dog and I are watching
> > > netflix in peace. I sent emails to my
> teachers
> > to
> > > get my assignments. My Dad left me 20 dollars
> > and
> > > told me to order lunch from dominoes. No way
> I
> > am
> > > doing that. Going to make chicken noodle soup
> > from
> > > a can.
> >
> >
> > Spring so glad you are missing school and have
> the
> > flu! Most people with the flu, sleep and are
> > miserable but you are here typing on this
> depraved
> > thread reading all about older men calling
> their
> > rectum a 'starfish' and describing looking at
> > their anus with mirrors in great expectation of
> a
> > coming bowel movement. Fantastic! Pizza will
> be
> > bad for you so avoid that but remember to keep
> > returning here over and over to hear about
> feces
> > so large that 'midwives' must gather around to
> > 'deliver' the giant shit coming out of an older
> > man's asshole.
> >
> > This is a very good thing for a young teen to
> be
> > doing and Im so glad you return to hear
> everything
> > even when you are missing school. Remember its
> > our little secret - please dont let your
> parents
> > or caring adults ever know you visit this site
> and
> > talk to middle aged men about scat fiction.
>
>
> Another imposter job from a superior bowel
> asshole. Spring Onion is a respected member of our
> group, heck he gives us hope for future
> generations to develop bowel treatments so anon
> dick will be out of business, and hours of stomach
> pains on groan thrones can be avoided.

Honestly I think any adult encouraging a teen to visit or even look at this thread is a non-caring person - in fact a bad person. I have teens and they would be punished for looking at this thread. The would lose internet privileges for awhile and do chores to make up for looking at these disgusting stories and for the dangerous behavior of interacting with grown adults discussing bodily functions as birthing with midwives and starfish and groan thrones.

I think the people posing here are mostly bored but to those of you encouraging a young, underage person to be your'friend' and continue to visit here are very misguided at best and simply malevolent at worst - you think this young person's family, his mom and dad would think you were supporting him after reading the posts (not to mention the pictures)?

Im calling you out in the best interests of this young person, on their behalf because they are too young to see what you are and what you are really doing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 09:00AM

Get off your high horse! Congrats on your family set of rules, but that doesn't apply to others. There are far worse, more dangerous sites than this that won't be named. Spring Onion and people of all ages and backgrounds have bowels. How are yours by the way, because all you are doing is bullshitting about Any ones intentions here. Our group is strong and can withstand your relentless attacks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 09:02AM

Concerned Adult Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Well, I have the flu. I am staying home
> from
> > > > school the rest of the week. This is not
> good
> > > for
> > > > my bowels or my education. At least I have
> > the
> > > > house to myself. The dog and I are watching
> > > > netflix in peace. I sent emails to my
> > teachers
> > > to
> > > > get my assignments. My Dad left me 20
> dollars
> > > and
> > > > told me to order lunch from dominoes. No
> way
> > I
> > > am
> > > > doing that. Going to make chicken noodle
> soup
> > > from
> > > > a can.
> > >
> > >
> > > Spring so glad you are missing school and
> have
> > the
> > > flu! Most people with the flu, sleep and are
> > > miserable but you are here typing on this
> > depraved
> > > thread reading all about older men calling
> > their
> > > rectum a 'starfish' and describing looking at
> > > their anus with mirrors in great expectation
> of
> > a
> > > coming bowel movement. Fantastic! Pizza
> will
> > be
> > > bad for you so avoid that but remember to
> keep
> > > returning here over and over to hear about
> > feces
> > > so large that 'midwives' must gather around
> to
> > > 'deliver' the giant shit coming out of an
> older
> > > man's asshole.
> > >
> > > This is a very good thing for a young teen to
> > be
> > > doing and Im so glad you return to hear
> > everything
> > > even when you are missing school. Remember
> its
> > > our little secret - please dont let your
> > parents
> > > or caring adults ever know you visit this
> site
> > and
> > > talk to middle aged men about scat fiction.
> >
> >
> > Another imposter job from a superior bowel
> > asshole. Spring Onion is a respected member of
> our
> > group, heck he gives us hope for future
> > generations to develop bowel treatments so anon
> > dick will be out of business, and hours of
> stomach
> > pains on groan thrones can be avoided.
>
> Honestly I think any adult encouraging a teen to
> visit or even look at this thread is a non-caring
> person - in fact a bad person. I have teens and
> they would be punished for looking at this thread.
> The would lose internet privileges for awhile and
> do chores to make up for looking at these
> disgusting stories and for the dangerous behavior
> of interacting with grown adults discussing bodily
> functions as birthing with midwives and starfish
> and groan thrones.
>
> I think the people posing here are mostly bored
> but to those of you encouraging a young, underage
> person to be your'friend' and continue to visit
> here are very misguided at best and simply
> malevolent at worst - you think this young
> person's family, his mom and dad would think you
> were supporting him after reading the posts (not
> to mention the pictures)?
>
> Im calling you out in the best interests of this
> young person, on their behalf because they are too
> young to see what you are and what you are really
> doing.


Thank you for your concern. I think that the conversations that go on here are interesting and I think that the humor and exaggeration that goes on here helps people open up about their experiences and struggles with bowel related issues. I block all the images here and ignore the negative comments. I feel that this thread is truly a public service.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 25, 2018 10:31AM

Anyone who uses these write ups for research, how about studying Purdue University or other institutions?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 10:45AM

The obese neighbor in a pink brown streaked pair of panties this morning, was truly disgusting to wake up to. Him farting and scratching his ass is gross. Dad was at the table eating a chicken leg with Twinkies. I did not want to wake up mom because there seems to be a lot of stress.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 11:14AM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Anyone who uses these write ups for research, how
> about studying Purdue University or other
> institutions?


Promises of higher education from a snake oil salesman. A "man" with thick fingers, a pervert who gets his rocks off putting up fingers and large objects in people's starfishes over and over again. Truly nothing as people like anon dick have no conscience.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 12:49PM

I agree with our leader. And the wisdom of a young person like spring onion who's not stuck in the past.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Bowl ()
Date: January 25, 2018 12:53PM

You guys know what the worlds biggest roid is? Or how a doc bands them?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dr. Fingers ()
Date: January 25, 2018 02:08PM

Jesus how obvious is it that Verified Green Onion is the creator of the fictional Spring Onion (among others)- posts 2 min within each other. Wonder what kind of unemployed faggot user Verified really is.

Spring Onion I suggest you get yourself tested after sucking Verified's cock so much. Maybe you, your dad and the obese neighbor could all visit FFX Health Clinics and get a full work-up. Im guessing you are all festering bags of cum, shit and STD's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: money on the table ()
Date: January 25, 2018 02:10PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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people's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishespeople's starfishes

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: No DACA ()
Date: January 25, 2018 02:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>groan thronesgroan thronesgroan thronesgroan thronesgroan thronesgroan thronesgroan thrones

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 05:47PM

Well it'll be time to drop some wetbacks off at the pool. There's no doubt my innards will be shredded like Velveeta. What's left of my bowels will be on ice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: January 25, 2018 06:26PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Well it'll be time to drop some wetbacks off at
> the pool. There's no doubt my innards will be
> shredded like Velveeta. What's left of my bowels
> will be on ice.


Still bitching?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 06:50PM

The obese neighbor is wearing my moms night gown, and he's in the kitchen cooking as I finish my homework. While I find his chicken wing eating, belching, and farting can be annoying, but he is helping me with my trigonometry homework.

Dad sits in the living room, and is watching tv sports. The obese neighbor says its best allowing him to vent.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 07:07PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is wearing my moms night gown,
> and he's in the kitchen cooking as I finish my
> homework. While I find his chicken wing eating,
> belching, and farting can be annoying, but he is
> helping me with my trigonometry homework.
>
> Dad sits in the living room, and is watching tv
> sports. The obese neighbor says its best allowing
> him to vent.


Can I buy you sexy underwear?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 07:27PM

Spring Onion, instead of talking to these screed up folks, get some health foods from your local grocer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2018 07:45PM

Whatever sanctimonious pilgrims, tonight my bowels will face two large pizzas, chips, and soda.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 07:02AM

I ate sausages this morning. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Concerned parents ()
Date: January 26, 2018 07:44AM

I called the FBI about that verified green onion guy and told the agent about this forum. They are going to do an investigation on him due to all the child molesting remarks he’s made.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 07:52AM

Concerned parents Wrote:
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> I called the FBI about that verified green onion
> guy and told the agent about this forum. They are
> going to do an investigation on him due to all the
> child molesting remarks he’s made.


Yes FBI I'm concerned about people discussing their bowel woes. Yes congrats to a young person interested in bowel research. Agent Smith, yes how are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 08:10AM

Glad to be at school, but wish I could stay until regular time. Waking up to dads farting is bad enough. At least the obese neighbor appears to have gone home. Yet I see dad bought a case of beer, and a lot of frozen foods, so I hope mom opens up the windows around the house.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hump onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 08:37AM

My girlfriend claims that she has bowel trouble after I give her butt love. I think she is being selfish by not letting me use her back door. Should I break up with her?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 09:51AM

Hump onion Wrote:
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> My girlfriend claims that she has bowel trouble
> after I give her butt love. I think she is being
> selfish by not letting me use her back door.
> Should I break up with her?


The butt is not meant for sex!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 10:37AM

My presentation on the upper and lower intestine was a success. Happy finally until I'm told to go to the office. There was my guidance counselor and the obese neighbor in a pink skirt crying. He is upset that dad does not love him. I am confused by this but my guidance counselor bought him chicken wings, and gave him a box of Kleenex.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ralio ()
Date: January 26, 2018 11:20AM

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Hump onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My girlfriend claims that she has bowel trouble
> > after I give her butt love. I think she is
> being
> > selfish by not letting me use her back door.
> > Should I break up with her?
>
>
> The butt is not meant for sex!


With enough lube it is and feels great.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class of 20006 ()
Date: January 26, 2018 11:25AM

Spinning signz warm weatherz bringz boyz to the yardz. Bayz in bayz bring your dollarz have your wayz no one needz to knowz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 01:58PM

Dear bowels,

Why must you churn through mush with steel blades that tear my starfish apart? Why must you load up eight pound tar baby's that rip my innards to simmering pangs of pain? Why must I hire four midwives, a crash cart, a dull butter knife, and groan throne in the industrial section?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowels ()
Date: January 26, 2018 02:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dear bowels,
>
> Why must you churn through mush with steel blades
> that tear my starfish apart? Why must you load up
> eight pound tar baby's that rip my innards to
> simmering pangs of pain? Why must I hire four
> midwives, a crash cart, a dull butter knife, and
> groan throne in the industrial section?


Dear Brown Onion,
I am old and worn. I am like a retired police car that was sold at the county surplus center. I was driven hard and long in my youth. Now I have 500,000 miles on me. I used to run long hours at high speeds in all types of weather. Now I am lucky to make it to Walmart and back and I have fluid leaks. I burn oil too. Cut me some slack as I am worn and weak. Father time is undefeated, he always wins in the end. I am doing the best I can after all these years.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Like me to disavow ()
Date: January 26, 2018 02:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks wetbacks

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Stormy Weather ()
Date: January 26, 2018 02:21PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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eight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbackseight pound tar baby wetbacks

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 02:28PM

Im very upset today. Last night the obese neighbor came in my room in the middle of the night naked and tried to shove his cock in my anus then my mouth. Half awake but terrified I struggled and eventually broke my bedside lamp. After what seemed like an eternity of struggle the neighbor suddenly fell to the floor.

When I rolled over I saw my mom standing in the door way with dad's 12 gauge pointed at the neighbor. The neighbor had blood coming from the back of his head and went to the bathroom out of fear. Mom cocked both barrels and was quavering with anger but the barrels of the shot gun remained steadily trained on the neighbor.

She said 'get out' through clenched teeth and he crawled away whimpering. After he left my mom asked me if I had been raped and I said 'I dont think so.' Dad was passed out drunk on the couch but my mom brewed a pot of coffee and spent the night on a chair in front of the stairs to my room with the shotgun and a pack of cigarettes.

Im worried about the future and thinking I might not be in my house much longer...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 02:29PM

Videos of someone going to the bathroom? You are very sick. You're past the grocer, Fairfax Hospital has an excellent psych ward.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: drywall dust ()
Date: January 26, 2018 03:36PM

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Videos of someone going to the bathroom? You are
> very sick. You're past the grocer, Fairfax
> Hospital has an excellent psych ward.


so true much better to talk about midwives delivering large bowel movements from one's starfish! The language is so much better than actual images of a natural process - that is disgusting. Also good to encourage teens to visit.

Fuck you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2018 05:59PM

drywall dust Wrote:
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> Advise Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Videos of someone going to the bathroom? You
> are
> > very sick. You're past the grocer, Fairfax
> > Hospital has an excellent psych ward.
>
>
> so true much better to talk about midwives
> delivering large bowel movements from one's
> starfish! The language is so much better than
> actual images of a natural process - that is
> disgusting. Also good to encourage teens to
> visit.
>
> Fuck you.

A niggardly response. Your here to stir shit bottom line. Lets hear about your superior bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 26, 2018 07:09PM

Absolutely ponderous. In this day and age even WebMD is better than this drivel. These write ups serve no value.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dr Fingers ()
Date: January 26, 2018 07:28PM

My thick sausage fingers in your rear end, feel the pain and I will help you and your rectums bigger. This will make you shit easier you fuckwads.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: January 26, 2018 07:47PM

Well back after a wonderful week in Cancun, and see its business as usual here. It seemed being away from this area helped decrease my problems a lot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: January 27, 2018 06:20AM

Good mornin friendz! I am up early even tho I gots the weekend off thiz week. I am so used ta workin every Saturday that I jus couldent sleep in. My bowelz actually woke me up but at least I got me a good dump in early, now I will feelz good all day.
Me an my roomate got invited to a super bowl party nex Sunday at a neighbors house on the other side of tha street an we are gonna go. I know there iz gonna be food there that iz dangerous fo my bowelz so I gonna be carefull. Nex week I am off Sunday an monday so I can rest after the super bowel is over.
I send best wishez to all yall brown brother guyz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 06:38AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Good mornin friendz! I am up early even tho I gots
> the weekend off thiz week. I am so used ta workin
> every Saturday that I jus couldent sleep in. My
> bowelz actually woke me up but at least I got me a
> good dump in early, now I will feelz good all
> day.
> Me an my roomate got invited to a super bowl party
> nex Sunday at a neighbors house on the other side
> of tha street an we are gonna go. I know there iz
> gonna be food there that iz dangerous fo my bowelz
> so I gonna be carefull. Nex week I am off Sunday
> an monday so I can rest after the super bowel is
> over.
> I send best wishez to all yall brown brother guyz!


You as well red onion! Keep doing what you are doing, and glad you were able to pinch a loaf. Who do you think will win the big game?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tom Snyder ()
Date: January 27, 2018 11:03AM

This is the most disturbing thread on this very disgusting site.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tyrone prison ()
Date: January 27, 2018 11:08AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> drywall dust Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Advise Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Videos of someone going to the bathroom? You
> > are
> > > very sick. You're past the grocer, Fairfax
> > > Hospital has an excellent psych ward.
> >
> >
> > so true much better to talk about midwives
> > delivering large bowel movements from one's
> > starfish! The language is so much better than
> > actual images of a natural process - that is
> > disgusting. Also good to encourage teens to
> > visit.
> >
> > Fuck you.
>
> A niggardly response. Your here to stir shit
> bottom line. Lets hear about your superior bowels?


I hope you get robbed, assraped, and curb stomped by several black men. You racist phony piece of shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: January 27, 2018 11:09AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good mornin friendz! I am up early even tho I
> gots
> > the weekend off thiz week. I am so used ta
> workin
> > every Saturday that I jus couldent sleep in. My
> > bowelz actually woke me up but at least I got me
> a
> > good dump in early, now I will feelz good all
> > day.
> > Me an my roomate got invited to a super bowl
> party
> > nex Sunday at a neighbors house on the other
> side
> > of tha street an we are gonna go. I know there
> iz
> > gonna be food there that iz dangerous fo my
> bowelz
> > so I gonna be carefull. Nex week I am off
> Sunday
> > an monday so I can rest after the super bowel
> is
> > over.
> > I send best wishez to all yall brown brother
> guyz!
>
>
> You as well red onion! Keep doing what you are
> doing, and glad you were able to pinch a loaf. Who
> do you think will win the big game?


Well, I dont like either team bit I iz tired of seein them Patriotz win all tha time. I will be a rootin fo tha Eaglez but I thinks the Patriotz will win. I got me a bet with a guy at work. I put 30 dollarz on the Eaglez an he is givin me six pointz. I figurez that bet will give me somthin to root for.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 27, 2018 11:16AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good mornin friendz! I am up early even tho I
> > gots
> > > the weekend off thiz week. I am so used ta
> > workin
> > > every Saturday that I jus couldent sleep in.
> My
> > > bowelz actually woke me up but at least I got
> me
> > a
> > > good dump in early, now I will feelz good all
> > > day.
> > > Me an my roomate got invited to a super bowl
> > party
> > > nex Sunday at a neighbors house on the other
> > side
> > > of tha street an we are gonna go. I know
> there
> > iz
> > > gonna be food there that iz dangerous fo my
> > bowelz
> > > so I gonna be carefull. Nex week I am off
> > Sunday
> > > an monday so I can rest after the super bowel
> > is
> > > over.
> > > I send best wishez to all yall brown brother
> > guyz!
> >
> >
> > You as well red onion! Keep doing what you are
> > doing, and glad you were able to pinch a loaf.
> Who
> > do you think will win the big game?
>
>
> Well, I dont like either team bit I iz tired of
> seein them Patriotz win all tha time. I will be a
> rootin fo tha Eaglez but I thinks the Patriotz
> will win. I got me a bet with a guy at work. I put
> 30 dollarz on the Eaglez an he is givin me six
> pointz. I figurez that bet will give me somthin to
> root for.

What are you talking about? The Patriots aren’t even in the superbowl.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 11:59AM

My bowels were backed up until I ate a can of corned beef hash with three fried jumbo eggs this morning. Now things are flowing and I have taken 3 dumps.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tea Stains ()
Date: January 27, 2018 01:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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pinch a loaf

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 02:18PM

The obese neighbor is back. Actually he's helping me to build a replica of bowels for a science project. He's been very supportive as mom drinks a lot. Grandma did make me some healthy salads. Things seem slightly better.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Concerned adult ()
Date: January 27, 2018 02:34PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Im very upset today. Last night the obese
> neighbor came in my room in the middle of the
> night naked and tried to shove his cock in my anus
> then my mouth. Half awake but terrified I
> struggled and eventually broke my bedside lamp.
> After what seemed like an eternity of struggle the
> neighbor suddenly fell to the floor.
>
> When I rolled over I saw my mom standing in the
> door way with dad's 12 gauge pointed at the
> neighbor. The neighbor had blood coming from the
> back of his head and went to the bathroom out of
> fear. Mom cocked both barrels and was quavering
> with anger but the barrels of the shot gun
> remained steadily trained on the neighbor.
>
> She said 'get out' through clenched teeth and he
> crawled away whimpering. After he left my mom
> asked me if I had been raped and I said 'I dont
> think so.' Dad was passed out drunk on the couch
> but my mom brewed a pot of coffee and spent the
> night on a chair in front of the stairs to my room
> with the shotgun and a pack of cigarettes.
>
> Im worried about the future and thinking I might
> not be in my house much longer...


Spring Im more than a little worried about you. Your neighbor tried to rape you, your mom muzzle-whipped him and told him get out behind a cocked 12-gauge and he is back! Things are very out of control and Im thinking you may need to call Fairfax County Family Services https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/familyservices/

You are young and need to protect yourself and your starfish from attack by this monster.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 03:41PM

Concerned adult Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im very upset today. Last night the obese
> > neighbor came in my room in the middle of the
> > night naked and tried to shove his cock in my
> anus
> > then my mouth. Half awake but terrified I
> > struggled and eventually broke my bedside lamp.
>
> > After what seemed like an eternity of struggle
> the
> > neighbor suddenly fell to the floor.
> >
> > When I rolled over I saw my mom standing in the
> > door way with dad's 12 gauge pointed at the
> > neighbor. The neighbor had blood coming from
> the
> > back of his head and went to the bathroom out
> of
> > fear. Mom cocked both barrels and was
> quavering
> > with anger but the barrels of the shot gun
> > remained steadily trained on the neighbor.
> >
> > She said 'get out' through clenched teeth and
> he
> > crawled away whimpering. After he left my mom
> > asked me if I had been raped and I said 'I dont
> > think so.' Dad was passed out drunk on the
> couch
> > but my mom brewed a pot of coffee and spent the
> > night on a chair in front of the stairs to my
> room
> > with the shotgun and a pack of cigarettes.
> >
> > Im worried about the future and thinking I
> might
> > not be in my house much longer...
>
>
> Spring Im more than a little worried about you.
> Your neighbor tried to rape you, your mom
> muzzle-whipped him and told him get out behind a
> cocked 12-gauge and he is back! Things are very
> out of control and Im thinking you may need to
> call Fairfax County Family Services
> https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/familyservices/
>
> You are young and need to protect yourself and
> your starfish from attack by this monster.


I cannot speak for spring but he sees far worse crap on the shithole streets of Fairfax County, or the bowel busting foods at school.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 04:41PM

A young man eats healthy foods, shows interest in biology about digestion, and speaks directly to people or those whom he might help with research in the future.

And you're telling him to go to some sort of protection agency? You're nuts!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sgt. Franklin ()
Date: January 27, 2018 04:55PM

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> A young man eats healthy foods, shows interest in
> biology about digestion, and speaks directly to
> people or those whom he might help with research
> in the future.
>
> And you're telling him to go to some sort of
> protection agency? You're nuts!


Kid almost gets raped and all you can note is his diet - typical response from a card carrying member of The North American Man/Boy Love Association. You disgust me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 04:59PM

Sgt. Franklin Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A young man eats healthy foods, shows interest
> in
> > biology about digestion, and speaks directly to
> > people or those whom he might help with
> research
> > in the future.
> >
> > And you're telling him to go to some sort of
> > protection agency? You're nuts!
>
>
> Kid almost gets raped and all you can note is his
> diet - typical response from a card carrying
> member of The North American Man/Boy Love
> Association. You disgust me.


No you disgust me. This is another obvious impersonation of him.

Now tell us why you are better than us. Yes rub it all in, how you eat what you like and how you view us as the lepers of society.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: concerned parent of teens ()
Date: January 27, 2018 05:15PM

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Sgt. Franklin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A young man eats healthy foods, shows
> interest
> > in
> > > biology about digestion, and speaks directly
> to
> > > people or those whom he might help with
> > research
> > > in the future.
> > >
> > > And you're telling him to go to some sort of
> > > protection agency? You're nuts!
> >
> >
> > Kid almost gets raped and all you can note is
> his
> > diet - typical response from a card carrying
> > member of The North American Man/Boy Love
> > Association. You disgust me.
>
>
> No you disgust me. This is another obvious
> impersonation of him.
>
> Now tell us why you are better than us. Yes rub it
> all in, how you eat what you like and how you view
> us as the lepers of society.

"obvious impersonation" of who? Youre fictional character Spring Onion? At least I hope he is fictional if not you lure and entice a minor to this thread - that is disgusting and it would indeed make you a horrible person. If it were my teen and I found out your were his 'buddy' luring him here and I ever got my hands on you you would be drinking through a straw for a month.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 05:35PM

concerned parent of teens Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sgt. Franklin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > A young man eats healthy foods, shows
> > interest
> > > in
> > > > biology about digestion, and speaks
> directly
> > to
> > > > people or those whom he might help with
> > > research
> > > > in the future.
> > > >
> > > > And you're telling him to go to some sort
> of
> > > > protection agency? You're nuts!
> > >
> > >
> > > Kid almost gets raped and all you can note is
> > his
> > > diet - typical response from a card carrying
> > > member of The North American Man/Boy Love
> > > Association. You disgust me.
> >
> >
> > No you disgust me. This is another obvious
> > impersonation of him.
> >
> > Now tell us why you are better than us. Yes rub
> it
> > all in, how you eat what you like and how you
> view
> > us as the lepers of society.
>
> "obvious impersonation" of who? Youre fictional
> character Spring Onion? At least I hope he is
> fictional if not you lure and entice a minor to
> this thread - that is disgusting and it would
> indeed make you a horrible person. If it were my
> teen and I found out your were his 'buddy' luring
> him here and I ever got my hands on you you would
> be drinking through a straw for a month.

Oh and violence is the answer for us talking about our bowel woes? That's so very kind of you. Please keep sharing more how you really feel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tom Snyder ()
Date: January 27, 2018 05:50PM

Oddest thread as well. Fighting over digestion?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 06:42PM

Verified don't worry about this third world savage, always talking shit about the bowel trodden.

Tonight Matilda and I are trying Ted's Bulletin. From what I heard its a mostly Anglo restaurant, and will let all know how it process through my intestinal tubing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: concerned parent of teens ()
Date: January 27, 2018 07:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Verified don't worry about this third world
> savage, always talking shit about the bowel
> trodden.
>
> Tonight Matilda and I are trying Ted's Bulletin.
> From what I heard its a mostly Anglo restaurant,
> and will let all know how it process through my
> intestinal tubing.

Got news you freak my first blood relative was born in Virginia in 1625 and Im 98% northern European if that makes any difference - and I dont lure minors to a thread about shit with disgusting pictures.

And to the poster above, you are damn right violence is the answer if you lured my teen here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2018 08:35PM

concerned parent of teens Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified don't worry about this third world
> > savage, always talking shit about the bowel
> > trodden.
> >
> > Tonight Matilda and I are trying Ted's
> Bulletin.
> > From what I heard its a mostly Anglo
> restaurant,
> > and will let all know how it process through my
> > intestinal tubing.
>
> Got news you freak my first blood relative was
> born in Virginia in 1625 and Im 98% northern
> European if that makes any difference - and I dont
> lure minors to a thread about shit with disgusting
> pictures.
>
> And to the poster above, you are damn right
> violence is the answer if you lured my teen here.

Dumbass, there's no luring of anyone, we are discussing our bowels and associated health problems.

How cute. A royal asshole. File your lineage in the no one gives a fuck category.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 28, 2018 07:16AM

Well, I see there are some wacky goings ons here on the FYBDW lately! I hope everyone is doing well and their bowels too!

I am just having coffee here in the kitchen while Mrs Dive sleeps in. We are going to drive out to the Massanutten resort in a few hours to hang out with some of our old neighbors from Fairfax. We will be having lunch somewhere and that always means that my bowels could be in danger.
I kind of hate going to Massanutten as some very aggressive sales lady always tries to sell me a timeshare. Everyone that I know that bought a timeshare ended up regretting it later.
Best regards to all the regulars here, you guys make my day when I get caught up on the postings here and using the image blocker makes things better too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 08:40AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I see there are some wacky goings ons here
> on the FYBDW lately! I hope everyone is doing well
> and their bowels too!
>
> I am just having coffee here in the kitchen while
> Mrs Dive sleeps in. We are going to drive out to
> the Massanutten resort in a few hours to hang out
> with some of our old neighbors from Fairfax. We
> will be having lunch somewhere and that always
> means that my bowels could be in danger.
> I kind of hate going to Massanutten as some very
> aggressive sales lady always tries to sell me a
> timeshare. Everyone that I know that bought a
> timeshare ended up regretting it later.
> Best regards to all the regulars here, you guys
> make my day when I get caught up on the postings
> here and using the image blocker makes things
> better too.

You definitely have a wonderful wife, and it seems this board lately has become slightly agitated.

Those lunches are dangerous. Especially the rich foods that taste so good, but make you consider bringing a dull butter knife to cut shit up.

Years ago I was at a similar establishment. Caught unawares without midwives in place, I flooded the place as the groan throne couldn't handle basketballs. It was embarrassing and my wet slacks were a dead giveaway who was responsible.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: January 28, 2018 11:36AM

Sorry to hear Brown and Dive Bomber good luck. Those functions can be problematic.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: concerned parent of teens ()
Date: January 28, 2018 12:26PM

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> concerned parent of teens Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified don't worry about this third world
> > > savage, always talking shit about the bowel
> > > trodden.
> > >
> > > Tonight Matilda and I are trying Ted's
> > Bulletin.
> > > From what I heard its a mostly Anglo
> > restaurant,
> > > and will let all know how it process through
> my
> > > intestinal tubing.
> >
> > Got news you freak my first blood relative was
> > born in Virginia in 1625 and Im 98% northern
> > European if that makes any difference - and I
> dont
> > lure minors to a thread about shit with
> disgusting
> > pictures.
> >
> > And to the poster above, you are damn right
> > violence is the answer if you lured my teen
> here.
>
> Dumbass, there's no luring of anyone, we are
> discussing our bowels and associated health
> problems.
>
> How cute. A royal asshole. File your lineage in
> the no one gives a fuck category.


Well, given B0 claimed I was a 'third world savage' I would have to say you are not paying attention. The ubiquitous racist xenophobic epithets used by Brown Onion betray your statement. You as his greatest cheerleader know this well and are dishonest in your feigning indifference to posters' country of origin. You are complicit in his racism.

So there's that - you are full of shit.

Secondly, no this thread is not about bowel discussion, it is about a childish obsession with elimination as evidenced by the boorish accounts of Nimitz-sized bowel movements, groan thrones, starfish and midwives. None of it helpful, none of it funny, none of it even remotely associated with actual wellness. Just vapid rantings of the bored and unimaginative (and most likely unemployed) posters here.

Luring minors here under the false pretense of a support group is insidious and plainly wrong. Even if you are not responsible for the vile images posted here you are responsible for the content which includes violent racist accounts and the disgusting and childish accounts of bodily functions.

You should be ashamed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 12:33PM

The obese neighbor fell asleep on the couch. Dad said to just let him rest. Dad has more energy than usual but is getting ready to eat a dripping with fat 5 Guys Hamburger. He is already farting and stinking up the house. Mom is drinking wine bottles.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 12:50PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor fell asleep on the couch. Dad
> said to just let him rest. Dad has more energy
> than usual but is getting ready to eat a dripping
> with fat 5 Guys Hamburger. He is already farting
> and stinking up the house. Mom is drinking wine
> bottles.

Difficult situation Spring. I like to call wine 'Jesus juice' lol. If you would like I could come by with some deliciously sweet varieties for you to try out and experiment with. If you would feel more comfortable we could come by my place - I have PS4, XBox One, and a sweet gaming rig with a new EVGA 1080ti running off a i7-8700k - a dozen new titles in all the platforms too!

I could pick you up anytime just PM me at Brown Onion's account and Ill be right over. Hang in there little friend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 01:10PM

More fake postings in my name lol. It looks like my Dad and the obese neighbor are getting ready to watch the pro bowl. They went to Food Lion earlier and unloaded a bunch of beer and food over at the obese neighbors house. Thankfully they are not watching it here. Next weekend when the super bowl is on My Dad told me he is having 7 or 8 guys over for a party and most of them will be spending the night. I asked my Mom if we could stay in a hotel that night and she said maybe it would be a good idea, we will see. It is bad enough when my Dad pollutes the indoor air by himself I could not imagine the horror of another 7 or 8 men farting along with him.
Looking across the street I see the obese neighbor loading a couple of whole chickens in the smoker he has set up in his driveway.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obvious Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 03:00PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> More fake postings in my name lol. It looks like
> my Dad and the obese neighbor are getting ready to
> watch the pro bowl. They went to Food Lion earlier
> and unloaded a bunch of beer and food over at the
> obese neighbors house. Thankfully they are not
> watching it here. Next weekend when the super bowl
> is on My Dad told me he is having 7 or 8 guys over
> for a party and most of them will be spending the
> night. I asked my Mom if we could stay in a hotel
> that night and she said maybe it would be a good
> idea, we will see. It is bad enough when my Dad
> pollutes the indoor air by himself I could not
> imagine the horror of another 7 or 8 men farting
> along with him.
> Looking across the street I see the obese neighbor
> loading a couple of whole chickens in the smoker
> he has set up in his driveway.

What kind of a deviant loser teen posts here on a Sunday? None - you are the boring creation of Verified Green Onion/Brown Onion, yawn. Pretending you are real for a moment - you are a fucking loser. Chatting up middle-aged men about your asshole and your shit - really? Have you no friends, no gaming interests, no hobbies? Your bullshit stories about your own father's farting is more depraved bullshit - no wonder you have no friends. No person farts enough to stink up the whole house all the time and if he or she did and was your own parent you would be an ungrateful little shithead if you came online to complain about an obvious physical problem your parent suffers from so on behalf of you dad - fuck you.

Your neighbor is overweight - we get it. What the fuck business is it of yours? Why not worry about your own problems like being friendless and hanging online with old men telling stories about their shit and rectums? Your dad having a sleepover with 7 or 8 guys next week - bullshit. Who believes grown men want to sleep on the floor and couches after the Superbowl. Either they are having an orgy or your story is fucking absurdly dumb.

In closing, Verified, why not give up writing this drivel and presenting yourself a pedophile?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 03:05PM

Obvious Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > More fake postings in my name lol. It looks
> like
> > my Dad and the obese neighbor are getting ready
> to
> > watch the pro bowl. They went to Food Lion
> earlier
> > and unloaded a bunch of beer and food over at
> the
> > obese neighbors house. Thankfully they are not
> > watching it here. Next weekend when the super
> bowl
> > is on My Dad told me he is having 7 or 8 guys
> over
> > for a party and most of them will be spending
> the
> > night. I asked my Mom if we could stay in a
> hotel
> > that night and she said maybe it would be a
> good
> > idea, we will see. It is bad enough when my Dad
> > pollutes the indoor air by himself I could not
> > imagine the horror of another 7 or 8 men
> farting
> > along with him.
> > Looking across the street I see the obese
> neighbor
> > loading a couple of whole chickens in the
> smoker
> > he has set up in his driveway.
>
> What kind of a deviant loser teen posts here on a
> Sunday? None - you are the boring creation of
> Verified Green Onion/Brown Onion, yawn.
> Pretending you are real for a moment - you are a
> fucking loser. Chatting up middle-aged men about
> your asshole and your shit - really? Have you no
> friends, no gaming interests, no hobbies? Your
> bullshit stories about your own father's farting
> is more depraved bullshit - no wonder you have no
> friends. No person farts enough to stink up the
> whole house all the time and if he or she did and
> was your own parent you would be an ungrateful
> little shithead if you came online to complain
> about an obvious physical problem your parent
> suffers from so on behalf of you dad - fuck you.
>
> Your neighbor is overweight - we get it. What the
> fuck business is it of yours? Why not worry about
> your own problems like being friendless and
> hanging online with old men telling stories about
> their shit and rectums? Your dad having a
> sleepover with 7 or 8 guys next week - bullshit.
> Who believes grown men want to sleep on the floor
> and couches after the Superbowl. Either they are
> having an orgy or your story is fucking absurdly
> dumb.
>
> In closing, Verified, why not give up writing this
> drivel and presenting yourself a pedophile?


lol! Thanks for caring.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 03:52PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> More fake postings in my name lol. It looks like
> my Dad and the obese neighbor are getting ready to
> watch the pro bowl. They went to Food Lion earlier
> and unloaded a bunch of beer and food over at the
> obese neighbors house. Thankfully they are not
> watching it here. Next weekend when the super bowl
> is on My Dad told me he is having 7 or 8 guys over
> for a party and most of them will be spending the
> night. I asked my Mom if we could stay in a hotel
> that night and she said maybe it would be a good
> idea, we will see. It is bad enough when my Dad
> pollutes the indoor air by himself I could not
> imagine the horror of another 7 or 8 men farting
> along with him.
> Looking across the street I see the obese neighbor
> loading a couple of whole chickens in the smoker
> he has set up in his driveway.


Glad you also take this abusive jerk the right way, in one ear out the other. His arrogance/anger and maybe a tinge of jealousy.

Wondering if during the super bowl, there's a high school safe/friendly area to catch the game. Your dads bowels plus the others, a lot of methane.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Advise Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 04:02PM

Have your father go to your local grocer, and don't share your personal information.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 04:18PM

Your local grocer. Your local grocer. Your local grocer.

Notice any difference between these three examples? That's zilch.

Same thing for us with bowels made of Dodge parts. We can eat anything from rabbit food to all meat pizza, and the results are the same.

Large smelly anvils.

So take that local grocer nonsense and kick it to the curb.

I hope that's the Jehovah's folks and not chocolate faces at the door knocking.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/28/2018 04:20PM by Brown Onion.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2018 04:44PM

The obese neighbor and my dad are playing baseball they say. Supposedly one is a pitcher, the other the catcher. I guess they are excited spring training is soon, and its odd seeing them in baseball uniforms that look different.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: January 28, 2018 08:17PM

A mess all over the metro bus. The seats. The floor. The door.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Trump Took a Dump on Lib Chumps ()
Date: January 28, 2018 09:27PM

Tortellini.

I found a cheap off-brand of Tortellini about a week ago and cooked these little pasta dumplings with some red sauce. It was delicious.

Unfortunately, my next session on the throne was a nightmare. Solid and bound, but I dropped some of the heaviest loads ever. They were like bags of wet sand,

Never before has a crap been so weighty and solid. I guess this was preferable to the opposite, but this was pretty horrid.

Tortellini.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 29, 2018 04:53AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy just took a huge dump in the men's room. It was pretty large and painful but a relief at the same time. 5am guy ate a chili dog yesterday and 5am guy thinks that the chili dog helped clean 5am guys system out.
5am guy will be starting his weekend in a few hours just as most of the world will be starting their work week. 5am guy is going home to relax and have a few drinks before getting a good long sleep for 8 or 9 hours. After that 5am guy is going to visit the mostly Hispanic nurse girl in Manassas. 5am guy might take her to olive garden. 5am guy likes this girl because she is very laid back and not pushy. 5am guy has been looking at the olive garden menu but other than salad 5am guy is not seeing much in the way of bowel friendliness.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2018 07:33AM

I ate Wawa breakfast sandwiches. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2018 07:52AM

Dad and the obese neighbor filled the fridge last night. Chocolate cakes, ice cream, Bubba Burgers, you name it. Nothing bowel friendly about it, and I worry about the amount of men coming over, and the farts stinking up the house during the super bowl. Dad and the obese neighbor fart constantly, and smile while they do it. Mom is back in the house, and when she's not drinking, she did play some video games with me. That was fun, as was Grandma taking me to the movies the other day. The best part was the theater was not filled with farts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obvious onion ()
Date: January 29, 2018 09:21AM

Trump Took a Dump on Lib Chumps Wrote:
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> Tortellini.
>
> I found a cheap off-brand of Tortellini about a
> week ago and cooked these little pasta dumplings
> with some red sauce. It was delicious.
>
> Unfortunately, my next session on the throne was a
> nightmare. Solid and bound, but I dropped some of
> the heaviest loads ever. They were like bags of
> wet sand,
>
> Never before has a crap been so weighty and solid.
> I guess this was preferable to the opposite, but
> this was pretty horrid.
>
> Tortellini.

Person on the internet buys cheap generic pasta, eagerly shares information about the size of his shit - Trump supporter. Real surprise there...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dr. Fingers ()
Date: January 29, 2018 09:23AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> just took a huge dump in the men's room. It was
> pretty large and painful but a relief at the same
> time. 5am guy ate a chili dog yesterday and 5am
> guy thinks that the chili dog helped clean 5am
> guys system out.
> 5am guy will be starting his weekend in a few
> hours just as most of the world will be starting
> their work week. 5am guy is going home to relax
> and have a few drinks before getting a good long
> sleep for 8 or 9 hours. After that 5am guy is
> going to visit the mostly Hispanic nurse girl in
> Manassas. 5am guy might take her to olive garden.
> 5am guy likes this girl because she is very laid
> back and not pushy. 5am guy has been looking at
> the olive garden menu but other than salad 5am guy
> is not seeing much in the way of bowel
> friendliness.

chili dogs, lonely service workers, Olive Garden, talking on the internet about he size of your bowel movements - anyone else see a pattern here???

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled onion ()
Date: January 29, 2018 10:13AM

The boss is buying pizza and soda for the whole office today at lunch. He asked if we wanted pizza hut or pappa johns. We put it to a vote and pappa johns it is. This could spell trouble for our bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO Racist loser ()
Date: January 29, 2018 01:50PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: January 29, 2018 04:33PM

Man o man my azz waz givin me trouble tday. It waz embarassin havin ta go in the restroom 10 times. The boss let me come home a coupla hourz early which waz nice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2018 07:18PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Man o man my azz waz givin me trouble tday. It waz
> embarassin havin ta go in the restroom 10 times.
> The boss let me come home a coupla hourz early
> which waz nice.


Does your boss have bowel problems Red? That kindness is very rare. Hope your bowels are doing better. The rectal mirror shows scary results.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: get clear ()
Date: January 29, 2018 09:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: qwqe4rgg ()
Date: January 30, 2018 12:21AM


President Trump on Friday rejected reports that he told lawmakers that the U.S. should block immigrants from "shithole" countries, but admitted he used "tough" language in that meeting.

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i want to sue or kill this idiot on ffu who takes any chance he gets to attack ffu with images of human refuse and anything he can say to annoy others with the same


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Diced Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2018 05:19AM

Ate sausage links. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: January 30, 2018 06:26AM

qwqe4rgg Wrote:
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>


> President Trump on Friday rejected reports that he
> told lawmakers that the U.S. should block
> immigrants from "shithole" countries, but admitted
> he used "tough" language in that meeting.
>
> ----------------
>
> i want to sue or kill this idiot on ffu who takes
> any chance he gets to attack ffu with images of
> human refuse and anything he can say to annoy
> others with the same
>



Obviously a bitter person. Spend hours fucking with people who have a health issue. Probably the type who would go in a cancer ward and mock them. True low life.

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