A Picture Says A 1000 Words!

I think these pictures offer a refreshing expose of one of our most important bodily functions. Shedding the stigma and mystery of how we eliminate food should be celebrated. These images are not vile they are beautiful! Imagine if we were free to celebrate the different shapes, sounds, smells of these natural beauties. Imagine a world in which we could pass the needless shame of or waste and the process of disregarding it from our bodies.

Please, I beg you BiB's consider this an awakening, a liberation from the bonds of shame and regret over our bowels. Embrace these wonderful visions!

A Picture Says A 1000 Words! Wrote:
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> A Picture Says A 1000 Words!
>
> I think these pictures offer a refreshing expose
> of one of our most important bodily functions.
> Shedding the stigma and mystery of how we
> eliminate food should be celebrated. These images
> are not vile they are beautiful! Imagine if we
> were free to celebrate the different shapes,
> sounds, smells of these natural beauties. Imagine
> a world in which we could pass the needless shame
> of or waste and the process of disregarding it
> from our bodies.
>
> Please, I beg you BiB's consider this an
> awakening, a liberation from the bonds of shame
> and regret over our bowels. Embrace these
> wonderful visions!


How about we get you some professional help. This is for those of us with bowel problems and food tips. You're welcome to start a new thread or if not I might have to call Immigration to deport your sorry ass.

Dropped a big loaf after adding fruits. Apples, oranges, and apricots. Not sure if this added size is water or something else.

I am pleased to report my bowels are clear for now. Yes there was some pain some grimaces. Yet it is done so for another 4 to 6 days hoping for relief. And for the shit knife to get a break for cleaning would help also.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> I am pleased to report my bowels are clear for
> now. Yes there was some pain some grimaces. Yet it
> is done so for another 4 to 6 days hoping for
> relief. And for the shit knife to get a break for
> cleaning would help also.

If you would just go to your local grocer, you would have no problems. Stupid is as stupid does.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips. food> tips.

pictures remind me of the GOP tax bill

you people are genuinely sick

ekw2l Wrote:
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> you people are genuinely sick


The one without legitimate bowel problems is. As usual trolling us for hours, with nothing to show for his work other than shit pictures. If you believe in prayer pray for this very sick person.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> ekw2l Wrote:
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> > you people are genuinely sick
>
>
> The one without legitimate bowel problems is. As
> usual trolling us for hours, with nothing to show
> for his work other than shit pictures. If you
> believe in prayer pray for this very sick person.


We also need to pray for the guy who needs 'midwives' for his 'starfish' - that is some mental stuff from him. the people talking about foods and shopping add something of value but people posting the scat fantasies of 'starfish' and the shit pics belong in our prayers. The guy posting about spinning signs in in the middle and a little funny so he is ok.

There's nothing funny about any of this shit.

how is posting the pictures allowed?

allowed Wrote:
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> how is posting the pictures allowed?


For years our group has enjoyed freedom of speech, bonds, and discoveries. Sadly some of the brothers in bowel have left earths bonds or moved to other places. This past year I got a new lease on life, and despite being old I plan on contributing to IBS awareness to my last breath.

There's one sick person who is posting poop pictures, to mock/intimidate us but as he continues to waste hours and days, we continue on with our bowels that endure so much. But its 1st amendment right to post shit pictures, which are a reflection of his mental state.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> For years our group has enjoyed this> For years our group has enjoyed this> For years our group has enjoyed this> For years our group has enjoyed this> For years our group has enjoyed this> For years our group has enjoyed this

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> allowed Wrote:
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This past year I got a new lease on life,
> and despite being old I plan on contributing to
> IBS awareness to my last breath.

1. Fictional stories about midwives helping you deliver large bowel movements from you 'starfish' are in no way anything resembling 'awareness for IBS' - idiot.

2. You are a liar and not the original owner of this screen name (or you are a mendacious liar faking your own death). The original owner of the screenname 'brown onion' died this past April.



Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.

You really are obsessed huh?

A sick fuck but all he does is prove BO right again. I'm happy being a bowel buddy and remain loyal.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Good god. What a mess here.

off the deep end Wrote:
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> Good god. What a mess here.

Its ok. As sick as this individuals graphic displays are, its probably healthier to have him post this shit, than carrying out whatever sick plans are in his head for real.

some people talk about their shit others post pictures of shitting - I guess it seems like a distinction without a difference for the most part.

I love to plant my lips on a diarrhea spurting asshole and drink down the liquid fecal goodness. If you haven’t tried it yet, you’re missing out.

I like the thread. The nasty gif guy can go though.

Bowel Buster Wrote:
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> I like the thread. The nasty gif guy can go
> though.


I don't like this at all, but I apologize for calling the people here scat lovers. Its only one sick psycho who posts pictures and he's a scat lover for sure.

Ate Funions. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> I love to plant my lips on a diarrhea spurting
> asshole and drink down the liquid fecal goodness.
> If you haven’t tried it yet, you’re missing
> out.

Call me feces-curious - what does liquid feces taste like. Can you keep it down? It seems like your body would reject it. Also where do you drink it straight from the tap. I would imagine there is a bit of a mess doing so. Does the donor squat over your face in the tub? Outdoors? Drop cloth? Do you get sick from the bacteria? Eye or sinus infections?

need to plan for when my coffee kicks in - Id prefer to be at home but have meetings this morning. Lets hope I make it to Starbuck's and there is no line for the restroom.

I just found out my Grandma paid for a fruit of the month subscription from Harry and David for me for a whole year. That has got to be the most bowel friendly gift in the world. I was telling my Grandma how my Dad has been forcing me to eat whoppers and popeyes chicken. That was so nice of her. I love my Grandma.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just found out my Grandma paid for a fruit of
> the month subscription from Harry and David for me
> for a whole year. That has got to be the most
> bowel friendly gift in the world. I was telling my
> Grandma how my Dad has been forcing me to eat
> whoppers and popeyes chicken. That was so nice of
> her. I love my Grandma.

A heartwarming story Spring - so happy to see a young man in High School loves his Grandma. My partner always buys way too much fruit so Id love to share it with you for your bowel health. Just PM me under my other screen name 'Brown Onion' and you and I can meet in front of your home or down the corner (I have a big comfortable van). Just let me know your home address, personal phone number and I was wondering your pant size as we may have some leftover new underwear from a shopping spree last Easter.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just found out my Grandma paid for a fruit of
> the month subscription from Harry and David for me
> for a whole year. That has got to be the most
> bowel friendly gift in the world. I was telling my
> Grandma how my Dad has been forcing me to eat
> whoppers and popeyes chicken. That was so nice of
> her. I love my Grandma.


As usual someone's impersonating me, and I feel honored by their sickness level.

It sounds like your grandma is a kind lady for helping you out with bowel friendly foods. Guessing her age and wisdom pay dividends. Glad to hear this good news.

My trip back was long but I'm shocked by the depravity of one poster here. You make New Jersey and New York residents polite.

Verified Green Onion = Dave Johns #talking to himself this morning.

Sometimes when I have a difficult movement I tear up a little is that normal? Its gets so frustrating pushing as hard as I can and nothing comes out. Its like a rock is stuck inside me.

Pushin Wrote:
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> Sometimes when I have a difficult movement I tear
> up a little is that normal? Its gets so
> frustrating pushing as hard as I can and nothing
> comes out. Its like a rock is stuck inside me.

I get those too. Odd shaped ones hurt!

So Mcdonalds has two quarter pounders with cheese for 5 bucks and any size drink for a dollar. Thats what I got for lunch today but hey, I got diet coke so that should balance things out right? My bowels are probably in high alert right now. We will see what happens. A six dollar lunch is good for the budget but could spell trouble in the long run.

Sunz out warm weatherz g stringz on got the bunz on displayz. Seez before you buyz. Spinning signz whistlez out on Fairfax Boulevardz extra special specialz. Come on by just a few dollarz you smilez I get beerz. Fair dealz.

I truly loathe having to go to the "butt doctor." More later but I feel as if my innards were defiled in a middle ages barbaric sort of way.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I truly loathe having to go to the "butt doctor."
> More later but I feel as if my innards were
> defiled in a middle ages barbaric sort of way.


Maybe just maybe, if you went to your grocer instead of fast food spots, you could avoid such.

My toilet bowl water is stoplight red. Hope everything is alright but this is amazing.

It is embarrassing to sit with your boss. Its even worse when he's the new guy, and its about "hygiene issues." Had to hear him out about following up on complaints from unnamed people about odors, that are "affecting a conducive work environment." Apparently I am suspected of messing up the toilet in our office too. I have told him I will work on this but not sure if I can do anything.

Brown Onion Wrote:
"butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor.""butt doctor."

Anyone who puts shit gifs up is psycho

Oh this is scary Wrote:
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> Anyone who puts shit gifs up is psycho


A complete cocksucker is more like it.

Miscavage Wrote:
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> Oh this is scary Wrote:
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> > Anyone who puts shit gifs up is psycho
>
>
> A complete cocksucker is more like it.


Fuck you both. Those pictures are great. Whoever is posting them, please post larger pics so I can fap to them.

Oh this is scary Wrote:
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> Anyone who puts shit gifs up is psycho


and what of the devoted posters that return time and again despite the presence of these disgusting images? If the images werent popular you and others would never return to the thread right? Let me guess - you come to 'support' those with bowel troubles. And how? By writing and reading fantasies about 'midwives' delivering 'Nimitz-class aircraft carrier-sized' bowel movements. 'Icing' your 'starfish' after using the toilet then 'running over wetbacks'

All very clinical and helpful to someone with IBS Im sure. No, friend, you are a scat fetishist with a penchant for prose over photos that is all. Like the guys who preferred reading the fantasies in Penthouse over the photos. So complain all you want because we all know you are typing with one hand and stroking with the other...

stroking with the other... Wrote:
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> Oh this is scary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone who puts shit gifs up is psycho
>
>
> and what of the devoted posters that return time
> and again despite the presence of these disgusting
> images? If the images werent popular you and
> others would never return to the thread right?
> Let me guess - you come to 'support' those with
> bowel troubles. And how? By writing and reading
> fantasies about 'midwives' delivering
> 'Nimitz-class aircraft carrier-sized' bowel
> movements. 'Icing' your 'starfish' after using
> the toilet then 'running over wetbacks'
>
> All very clinical and helpful to someone with IBS
> Im sure. No, friend, you are a scat fetishist
> with a penchant for prose over photos that is all.
> Like the guys who preferred reading the fantasies
> in Penthouse over the photos. So complain all you
> want because we all know you are typing with one
> hand and stroking with the other...

TLDR douche.

From now on I'm going to ignore this sick dog from El Salvador. Its up for everyone to decide what's best, but I'm talking about foods and bowels here, as this thread I started years ago and we have a great support system.

Right now I feel like one of Matt Lauers victims after the "doctor visit." Cold alien like attitude, condescension, and thick fingers searching for truffles.

Real Supporter Wrote:
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> stroking with the other... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh this is scary Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone who puts shit gifs up is psycho
> >
> >
> > and what of the devoted posters that return
> time
> > and again despite the presence of these
> disgusting
> > images? If the images werent popular you and
> > others would never return to the thread right?
> > Let me guess - you come to 'support' those with
> > bowel troubles. And how? By writing and
> reading
> > fantasies about 'midwives' delivering
> > 'Nimitz-class aircraft carrier-sized' bowel
> > movements. 'Icing' your 'starfish' after using
> > the toilet then 'running over wetbacks'
> >
> > All very clinical and helpful to someone with
> IBS
> > Im sure. No, friend, you are a scat fetishist
> > with a penchant for prose over photos that is
> all.
> > Like the guys who preferred reading the
> fantasies
> > in Penthouse over the photos. So complain all
> you
> > want because we all know you are typing with
> one
> > hand and stroking with the other...
>
> TLDR douche.

10 sentences - no surprise its too long for you

Brown Onion Wrote:
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searching for truffles.

This thread sucks nowadays. Thank God the good posters from here relocated to the TMOS thread. Much more mature crowd and real bowel issues, unlike this repetative BO & RO 2006 fake nonsense.

For those of you who use Firefox you can easily block all the images on this thread with this add-on,

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/easy-image-blocker/

If you use chrome you can block images with this,

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-blocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en

If you browse with Safari the image blocking is already in your browser. You just need to enable it,

Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click on the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the bottom titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check that then close the Preferences window.

You'll notice that in your menu bar between Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing experience is image free!

I ate Texas Toast this morning. My poor bowels! What was I thinking?

Have the day off for hygiene purposes. Still not sure what I can do but am grateful to be paid for this.

Actual IBS Sufferer. Wrote:
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> This thread sucks nowadays. Thank God the good
> posters from here relocated to the TMOS thread.
> Much more mature crowd and real bowel issues,
> unlike this repetative BO & RO 2006 fake nonsense.


agreed - there are some good shit stories that actually made me laugh and were creative. Here its the same tired stuff throne/starfish/midwife. Of no help to me and zero humor or creative interest. The worst new character is spring onion - the hapless high school student and son of a slovenly alcoholic with an obese neighbor.

Spinning Signz Bayz in Bayz is a burgeoning poet and should please move to the MOM thread. You are cool and creative. There really is nothing here about foods just boring old-man humor that really only qualifies as 'old'

I am sore this morning, and agree with Brown Onion that sitz baths do provide some relief. The salads with fruits and vegetables do help, but still a lot of rear end pain.

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Have the day off for hygiene purposes. Still not
> sure what I can do but am grateful to be paid for
> this.


I read your other post, and don't know what to say but sorry. It sounds like your boss is not a people person.

My Dad called me to the dinner table last night and tried to force me to eat pulled pork dripping with bbq sauce on potato rolls with coleslaw and potato salad. When I refused to eat it I got sent to my room. Later on my Mom brought me a veggie tray and a apple. My Dad gave me the tired old story about the starving kids in the world who would love to eat pulled pork and how I should be happy to eat it.

^ One person talking to themselves as 3 pretend, lame characters. No craftsmanship in the characters nor the stories. The idea that a High School student is posting during first period is of course absurd - they always have class first period. In addition a High School student would NOT be able to access this forum on the school network. So, yea, fake character and very boring at that.

But its in the name of 'support for IBS'

right

....................................................shit freak

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dad called me to the dinner table last night
> and tried to force me to eat pulled pork dripping
> with bbq sauce on potato rolls with coleslaw and
> potato salad. When I refused to eat it I got sent
> to my room. Later on my Mom brought me a veggie
> tray and a apple. My Dad gave me the tired old
> story about the starving kids in the world who
> would love to eat pulled pork and how I should be
> happy to eat it.

Your dad is technically correct, but your moms choices are much more reasonable.

Sunz out bunz out. Put thongz on buttockz. Going to give out changez at special ratez. You get some and get the bunz I get the tearz but beerz.

Haven't been here a lot lately, but hope everyone survived Thanksgiving. With the Christmas holidays ahead, I am sweating about going to my son and daughter in laws house. My hope is to use public restrooms while at their residence.

jcc Wrote:
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> ^ One person talking to themselves as 3 pretend,
> lame characters. No craftsmanship in the
> characters nor the stories. The idea that a High
> School student is posting during first period is
> of course absurd - they always have class first
> period. In addition a High School student would
> NOT be able to access this forum on the school
> network. So, yea, fake character and very boring
> at that.
>
> But its in the name of 'support for IBS'
>
> right
>
> ..................................................
> ..shit freak


Yet they trolled you enough to get you to respond. Funny.

Got bunz you bring the gunz and full ballz. Spinning signz working another 3 hourz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Whoz next customerz?

boiled onion Wrote:
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> For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> block all the images on this thread with this
> add-on,
>
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
> y-image-blocker/
>
> If you use chrome you can block images with this,
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
> ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
>
> If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> already in your browser. You just need to enable
> it,
>
> Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click on
> the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the bottom
> titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check that
> then close the Preferences window.
>
> You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> experience is image free!


Thank you boiled onion! I use firefox and that worked great.
I am home recovering from surgery and everything went well. Soon I will see if my bowels have improved. Best wishes to all the BiB's out there!

thread patrol Wrote:
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> jcc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^ One person talking to themselves as 3
> pretend,
> > lame characters. No craftsmanship in the
> > characters nor the stories. The idea that a
> High
> > School student is posting during first period
> is
> > of course absurd - they always have class first
> > period. In addition a High School student
> would
> > NOT be able to access this forum on the school
> > network. So, yea, fake character and very
> boring
> > at that.
> >
> > But its in the name of 'support for IBS'
> >
> > right
> >
> >
> ..................................................
>
> > ..shit freak
>
>
> Yet they trolled you enough to get you to respond.
> Funny.

Funnier still is your being trolled - u mad?

Glad you are recuperating dive bomber and may your convealescing being fast. Have you had a chance yet to use a rectal mirror to see if any difference back there? Hernias are painful. I had one as a young ball player in New York, and one here due to straining. Here's to your recovery!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror use a rectal mirror

What happens to roids when done? Do you shit them out?

Red Bowl Wrote:
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> What happens to roids when done? Do you shit them
> out?

Roids are tissue that are part of your rectum. They can shrink or be removed. They do not fall off without a physicians intervention. Sometimes they will put tight rubber bands on them and they will die and fall off. See a doctor.

see a doctor Wrote:
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> Red Bowl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > What happens to roids when done? Do you shit
> them
> > out?
>
> Roids are tissue that are part of your rectum.
> They can shrink or be removed. They do not fall
> off without a physicians intervention. Sometimes
> they will put tight rubber bands on them and they
> will die and fall off. See a doctor.


But don't they go away by themselves?

User name red bowl, see a board certified GI.

As much as I hate anon dick, and his group of thick fingered masochists, an ER doctor probably would suffice.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As much as I hate anon dick, and his group of
> thick fingered masochists, an ER doctor probably
> would suffice.


Agree with BO. I have had that condition. There are internal and external ones. Both are unpleasant and yes any doctor but a GI. I don't like my GI either.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick I hate anon dick

Well the weather outside is frightful.

Yes it tis the season, for those of us whom share the pain of bowel problems and sore starfish this time of year.

Bet you want a piece of that caramelized honey baked ham. That chocolate fudge with nuts looks like a great, but its like crapping out one hundred broken up candy canes at one time along with one of those Lifesaver candy books.

If Santa Claus was real, despite him being white anglo saxon, he wouldn't have bowels that betrayed him. Yet as my annual message to older parents or grandparents, who pretend to be Santa when the little ones are asleep, hire some wetback or third world savage to take bites out of the cookies. Dump milk on Antwon's head, and just leave a bit in the glass. This way the kids think Santa visited and your bowels aren't punished. You want to be able to happily watch the kids go through their stockings and presents, and one book they will love is the Bristol Stool Guide. Its never too young to learn about bowels.

Anyhow its off for a drive in the Buick, as some towel heads are certainly jaywalking.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts That chocolate fudge with nuts

Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy is using the image blocker here too. 5am guy is back to his regular schedule at work. 5am guy still has bad mental health and is going to see a new therapist today.
5am guy took a pretty good dump about an hour ago after eating some 7-11 hot dogs. 5am guy wishes happy bowels to everyone here.

I ate IHOP. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy is using the
> image blocker here too. 5am guy is back to his
> regular schedule at work. 5am guy still has bad
> mental health and is going to see a new therapist
> today.
> 5am guy took a pretty good dump about an hour ago
> after eating some 7-11 hot dogs. 5am guy wishes
> happy bowels to everyone here.


5 Am I am amazed you were not disemboweled by such foods. Glad you are okay .

First question with the new therapist should be inquiring about their bowels. Degrees are overrated.

Man o man I am up early taday an I just took me a big ole dump an I feels good! I mite jus work a half day taday as work iz alwayz slow between thankgivin an cristmas. I shore does hope that all yall brown guyz Are doin well an gettin ready fo a nice weekend.

Spinning signz. Practice for openingz hourz of bayz in bayz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Biy
Bite teethz on ragz get beerz and moneyz for foodz.

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I watched a video about how to make pinwheels with whole wheat tortilla wraps. I rolled one up this morning full of vegetables, a little sliced turkey and cheese. I'm having a very healthy lunch today. I feel like the lunch ladies are trying to destroy kids bowels with the pepperoni pizza they are serving today. Lunch ladies are evil.

Red Onion class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz. Practice for openingz hourz of
> bayz in bayz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Biy
> Bite teethz on ragz get beerz and moneyz for
> foodz.


Fucking dedication to ur craft - kudos my man! Practicing before hours. I mean you just dont get this level of professionalism on every street corner. Hope ur boss gives you a raise or at least lets you keep all the bayz in bayz money for Michelobs

Lewin reported that "... consumption of fresh, warm camel feces has been recommended by Bedouins as a remedy for bacterial dysentery; its efficacy (probably attributable to the antibiotic subtilisin from Bacillus subtilis) was anecdotally confirmed by German soldiers in Africa during World War II".[15]

Centuries ago, physicians tasted their patients' feces, to better judge their state and condition

At Madame Fournier's we had a trusty old client who was known as Chevalier, I don't know why,
or whence the title came; his custom was to pay us a visit every evening, and the little rite that we
regularly performed with him was equally simple and bizarre: he would unbutton his breeches,
and we were required to form a queue and one by one drop a turd in them. Once we had all done
our duty, he would button up again and go off in great haste, taking that freight with him. While he
was being supplied he would frig himself for an instant or two, but he was never seen to
discharge, and no one knew where he went or what he did with his breechload of shit.
"Oh, by Jesus!" muttered Curval, who never heard anything he had not a desire to do on the spot,
MARQUIS DE SADE • 120 DAYS OF SODOM
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girl, he amuses himself all alone."
We repaired to the hole, having been informed that in the adjoining room, the one selected for his
activities, there was a pierced chair and beneath it a chamber pot we had been busy filling for
four days and in which there must have been at least a dozen large turds. Our man arrives. He
was an elderly tax-farmer of about seventy years. He shuts the door, goes straight to the pot he
knows to be brimming with the goodies he has ordered for his sport. He takes up the vessel and,
seating himself in an armchair, passes a full hour gazing lovingly at all the treasure whereof he
has been made the proprietor; he sniffs, inhales, he touches, he handles, seems to lift one turd
out after another in order to contemplate them the better. Finally become ecstatic, from his fly he
pulls a nasty old black rag which he shakes and beats with all his might; one hand frigs, the other
burrows into the pot and scoops out handfuls of divine unction. He anoints his tool, but it remains
as limp as before. There are moments, after all, when Nature is so stubborn that even the
excesses we most delight in fail to awake a response. He did all in his power, and unavailingly,
for nothing resulted or rose gloriously up, but by dint of abuse meted out by the same hand that
had just been steeped in the ordure, the ejaculation occurred, he trembled, thrilled, fell backward,
smelled, breathed deeply, rubbed his prick, and discharged upon the heap of shit which had just
so inspired him.


Another gentleman dined with me one evening. We were alone together, and twelve large plates
filled with the same meats were brought in and combined with the remnants of an earlier course.
He sniffed these new dishes, sampled their aromas, and after he had finished eating, bade me
frig him upon the one that had struck him as the most handsome.
A young crown attorney used to pay according to the number of enemas one was willing to
receive at his hands; when I crossed swords with him, I agreed to accept seven, he administered
them all himself; thus, seven times over had I to mount a little stepladder, while he, stationed
underneath me, frigged himself until I spewed out over his prick the entire charge with which he
had lubricated my bowels.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I watched a video about how to make pinwheels with
> whole wheat tortilla wraps. I rolled one up this
> morning full of vegetables, a little sliced turkey
> and cheese. I'm having a very healthy lunch today.
> I feel like the lunch ladies are trying to destroy
> kids bowels with the pepperoni pizza they are
> serving today. Lunch ladies are evil.


They are spring onion. Wittingly or otherwise they are part of a government conspiracy to control what your bowels will face. If any of us can help with other recipes, please let us know. Our government has let our bowels down.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I watched a video about how to make pinwheels with
> whole wheat tortilla wraps. I rolled one up this
> morning full of vegetables, a little sliced turkey
> and cheese. I'm having a very healthy lunch today.
> I feel like the lunch ladies are trying to destroy
> kids bowels with the pepperoni pizza they are
> serving today. Lunch ladies are evil.

Fictional Spring Onion (boring character) slightly more believable today. Yesterday you posted this character during 1st period of school - not likely. Today you post this character at 7:42 - most high school kids would be in transport at this time. First bell is 8:05 am, most bus pick-ups are no later than 7:40 as it takes time to drive to school and the buses arrive by 750am-755am. Students within a mile of the school do not get bused but rather walk and must leave by 745 at the latest.

I dont know many High School students able to wake up, make their own lunch and post on a scat thread moments before leaving for school or making them late for school.

Finally, this character is boring and seems much less intelligent than most high school students I know. All the HS students I know would never go within a mile of a thread like this. If a parent or teacher ever saw this thread and a student on it there would be serious repercussions and probably professional medical intervention.

no creativity, no craftsmanship just drek.

Hey dude what is your issue with SO BO this thread? I shit big ones that hurt so knowing other people are going through the same helps. Maybe you should just let us have this spot without the judging and sick pix. Let and let live man.

Drek Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I watched a video about how to make pinwheels
> with
> > whole wheat tortilla wraps. I rolled one up
> this
> > morning full of vegetables, a little sliced
> turkey
> > and cheese. I'm having a very healthy lunch
> today.
> > I feel like the lunch ladies are trying to
> destroy
> > kids bowels with the pepperoni pizza they are
> > serving today. Lunch ladies are evil.
>
> Fictional Spring Onion (boring character) slightly
> more believable today. Yesterday you posted this
> character during 1st period of school - not
> likely. Today you post this character at 7:42 -
> most high school kids would be in transport at
> this time. First bell is 8:05 am, most bus
> pick-ups are no later than 7:40 as it takes time
> to drive to school and the buses arrive by
> 750am-755am. Students within a mile of the
> school do not get bused but rather walk and must
> leave by 745 at the latest.
>
> I dont know many High School students able to wake
> up, make their own lunch and post on a scat thread
> moments before leaving for school or making them
> late for school.
>
> Finally, this character is boring and seems much
> less intelligent than most high school students I
> know. All the HS students I know would never go
> within a mile of a thread like this. If a parent
> or teacher ever saw this thread and a student on
> it there would be serious repercussions and
> probably professional medical intervention.
>
> no creativity, no craftsmanship just drek.


You put a lot of thought into that. Funny.

troll onion Wrote:
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> Drek Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I watched a video about how to make pinwheels
> > with
> > > whole wheat tortilla wraps. I rolled one up
> > this
> > > morning full of vegetables, a little sliced
> > turkey
> > > and cheese. I'm having a very healthy lunch
> > today.
> > > I feel like the lunch ladies are trying to
> > destroy
> > > kids bowels with the pepperoni pizza they are
> > > serving today. Lunch ladies are evil.
> >
> > Fictional Spring Onion (boring character)
> slightly
> > more believable today. Yesterday you posted
> this
> > character during 1st period of school - not
> > likely. Today you post this character at 7:42
> -
> > most high school kids would be in transport at
> > this time. First bell is 8:05 am, most bus
> > pick-ups are no later than 7:40 as it takes
> time
> > to drive to school and the buses arrive by
> > 750am-755am. Students within a mile of the
> > school do not get bused but rather walk and
> must
> > leave by 745 at the latest.
> >
> > I dont know many High School students able to
> wake
> > up, make their own lunch and post on a scat
> thread
> > moments before leaving for school or making
> them
> > late for school.
> >
> > Finally, this character is boring and seems
> much
> > less intelligent than most high school students
> I
> > know. All the HS students I know would never
> go
> > within a mile of a thread like this. If a
> parent
> > or teacher ever saw this thread and a student
> on
> > it there would be serious repercussions and
> > probably professional medical intervention.
> >
> > no creativity, no craftsmanship just drek.
>
>
> You put a lot of thought into that. Funny.


certainly more thought than the utterly banal 'pinwheel tortilla turkey wrap' story - no doubt.

Sometimes I let my dog lick me and drink from the toilet when Im contipated on the throne.



.it relaxes me...
















.

Spinning signz good warmz weatherz. Got whistlez g stringz bunz on showz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Bring your candy canez and stuff Santaz bowelz!

^ 'stuff Santa's bowelz' in bayz. lullers

The sandbags on my colon pressing down do hurt. Preparations are in place but my bare butt on the groan throne, it could be an hour or hours. Sweat is beading on my forehead, chest, and the back part of my legs exposed to the elements.

Midwives are enroute and the wetback plumber and third world grout people are on standby.

Any seabees retired or on duty in Fairfax?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The sandbags on my colon The sandbags on my colon
The sandbags on my colon
The sandbags on my colon

Good luck Brown Onion. Keep us posted.

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Good luck Brown Onion. Keep us posted.


So you want your scat friend, allegedly typing on his laptop while on the toilet, to keep you 'posted' about his elimination on the toilet. This I suppose is for support of people with IBS right?

Pretending to want updates on a pretend event of a grown man on the toilet complete with racist allusions to journeymen needed to repair his bathroom because his bowel movement will somehow damage plumbing and tile - this is 'IBS support.'

Pretending someone needs 'midwives' to deliver his bowel movements is a way to help those with IBS. Is that the idea here?

Hello, Im new to the area and the US. I see by this thread you do not have censors here!

Im wondering which of those foods here in US Fairfax what would be most easiest on my stomach and for my family. We eat meat not very often and eat a great deal of beans and rice and canned vegetables. This is what we ate most in our home country.

What is safest and cleanest foods to eat here. Also my mother is with us and she needs foods easy to digest.

Thank you