Did not get a tax form yet for donations of TP.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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goulash.

Hard Wiper Wrote:
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> Did not get a tax form yet for donations of TP.


Charitable donations less than 300 dollars do not have to be documented. The IRS does this because they do not want to discourage people from making small donations like putting change in the Salvation army kettle and what not.

Up early due to my bowels loaded up for the next painful purge. Midwives are on the way as there's no doubt the groan throne will be my mailing address for awhile.

As Thanksgiving and Christmas are soon, I hope my brothers in bowel survive the onslaught, and will deliver a stinky twenty pound butterball some time today.

Ate a box of frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

(Fake) Brown Onion Wrote:
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> painful purgepainful purgepainful purgepainful purgepainful purgepainful purgepainful purgepainful purgepainful purge

Going shopping for next weeks turkey day butt busting extravaganza. I think that of all the traditional foods the stuffing is the biggest bowel offensive item. I put chopped celery and onion along with plenty of real butter in my stuffing. The Arnold brand stuffing seems to be the best. Thank God we get Thursday and Friday off from work as my ass needs the long weekend to recover.

I wonder how Trump vs Kim Jong Un's bowels stack up.

Todayz been tough in bayz. Doing browncappingz. Bowelz get too much activitiez and have to put them on ice cubez. Will be in g stringz soon with specialz.

I ate lunch lady food today. Not good.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I ate lunch lady food today. Not good.


Can we get you away from this non bowel friendly food?

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I ate lunch lady food today. Not good.
>
>
> Can we get you away from this non bowel friendly
> food?


No but in about 2 years maybe I will have my drivers licence and can do my own grocery shopping. My Dad said if I complain about the lunch lady food again he will make me regret it. He said he is sick and tired of me asking for healthy foods. He told me that we are having Salisbury steak tv dinners tonight on top of all this, there are no vegatables or fruits in the house right now. My mom is on a business trip this week and she sent me a text that she will take me to Aldi on Saturday and I can get all the healthy food I want.

Please be wary of these adults spring onion.

Sorry you are surrounded by your dads volcanic bowels of gas. Even more worried by those food choices.

Wish I could give you decent advice but the full sized pickup truck I am trying to squeeze out is causing concentration problems.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> bowels of gas bowels of gas bowels of gas bowels of gas bowels of gas bowels of gas bowels of gas bowels of gas

Relief is finally here, as the midwives took out what looked like a crime scene. Their care of what's left of my starfish is appreciated, and tis a relief not having the cement bags feeling in the belly perched upon the groan throne.

As we approach Thanksgiving, and the Black Friday sales where minorities steal shit, I'm hoping more fruitful discussions about bowel troubles can occur during dysfunctional family dinners. Be sure to inquire about loved ones or even guests bowels while passing the plates, as this is a bond we share. And if anyone needs Bristol Stool Guides, I will be honored to provide you with free copies.

Hi all, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has the weekend off which is rare for 5am guy. A few hours ago 5am guy took a huge dump that has made 5am guy feel good. 5am guy gets off work at 7:30 am and 5am guy is thinking about going to Golden Corral in Manassas.

Ate cheese this morning. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy has the
> weekend off which is rare for 5am guy. A few hours
> ago 5am guy took a huge dump that has made 5am guy
> feel good. 5am guy gets off work at 7:30 am and
> 5am guy is thinking about going to Golden Corral
> in Manassas.

5 am congrats but GC will turn your bowels to jelly. I hope from my bowels to yours, you chose anything else.

Glad the weather is clear and after expelling that cinder block, guessing I can get the Buick out for community service/parasite elimination.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> ReliefReliefReliefReliefReliefReliefReliefReliefReliefRelief

Brown Onion Wrote:
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expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block expelling cinder block

To the shit gif guy you are sick.

Spinning signz in cold on Boulevardz. Come here and get oil changez a code wordz for humping me bunz. Just a few dollarz wivez don't need to knowz and be good for three monthz three thousand milez

Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz in cold on Boulevardz. Come here
> and get oil changez a code wordz for humping me
> bunz. Just a few dollarz wivez don't need to knowz
> and be good for three monthz three thousand milez


Like your style!

How are Al Franken's bowels?

Miscavage Wrote:
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> To the shit gif guy you are sick.


Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
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> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all.


Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage ()
Date: April 26, 2017 11:34AM

My condolences BO was loved here

Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> Spinning signz in cold on Boulevardz. Come here
> and get oil changez a code wordz for humping me
> bunz. Just a few dollarz wivez don't need to knowz
> and be good for three monthz three thousand milez

The lunch lady food actually is not too bad today, Im having veggie pinwheels and baby carrots with some apple juice. Most kids are getting chili-cheese nachos, no way in heck Im eating that!

So sick shit pictures is how you deal with BO's posts. You're a punk bitch on the rag.

spring onion Wrote:
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> The lunch lady food actually is not too bad today,
> Im having veggie pinwheels and baby carrots with
> some apple juice. Most kids are getting
> chili-cheese nachos, no way in heck Im eating
> that!


Very good choices spring onion. I'm very proud of you as these are bowel friendly items.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The lunch lady food actually is not too bad
> today,
> > Im having veggie pinwheels and baby carrots
> with
> > some apple juice. Most kids are getting
> > chili-cheese nachos, no way in heck Im eating
> > that!
>
>
> Very good choices spring onion. I'm very proud of
> you as these are bowel friendly items.


^ grooming behavior by Green Onion. Spring never meet or give info to people on this site - they are grooming you for abuse. Please, ask your parents to look at this site and specifically this thread. You should listen to your mom and dad and not those here that intend to do you harm.

Damn man. Just because I support Spring Onions efforts, or try to help him navigate through life doesn't make me some dirty old man. Its simple this thread is about bowels food and helping others, not being a complete judgemental asshole.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> Damn man. Just because I support Spring Onions
> efforts, or try to help him navigate through life
> doesn't make me some dirty old man. Its simple
> this thread is about bowels food and helping
> others, not being a complete judgemental asshole.

Your intents are good VGO. These assholes will always be jerks.

VGO = pervert Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The lunch lady food actually is not too bad
> > today,
> > > Im having veggie pinwheels and baby carrots
> > with
> > > some apple juice. Most kids are getting
> > > chili-cheese nachos, no way in heck Im eating
> > > that!
> >
> >
> > Very good choices spring onion. I'm very proud
> of
> > you as these are bowel friendly items.
>
>
> ^ grooming behavior by Green Onion. Spring never
> meet or give info to people on this site - they
> are grooming you for abuse. Please, ask your
> parents to look at this site and specifically this
> thread. You should listen to your mom and dad and
> not those here that intend to do you harm.


Thank you but no worries. Us kids know all about the danger of giving out too much personal info on the web, they warned us of that back in the 5th grade. This is a public service thread that helps me cope with the stress of my genetically inferior bowels. It makes me feel better to discuss these issues anonymously and without embarrassment. VGO, Brown and others are my friends and they would not want me to give out personal information or meet anyone here in real life as that would be dangerous. I am even considering a career in the bowel healthcare industry where I might be able help countless others in the future.
There is a stigma assoicated with the discussion of bowels that forms a barrier that causes people to suffer in silence. I yearn to help break down those walls and envision a day where people can share there bowel experiences in a open and relaxed manor weather those experiences are positive or negative. This thread has inspired me to do my very best in school and try to get into college so I can be of service to the digestivly challenged community.
Thank you for your concern and caring.

I sit here in tears inspired by what you wrote spring onion. Years ago before being shipped off to Nam I was a young man. I took my bowels for granted. It was arrogant. Its my hope that as an older man, that I can somehow make up that time to help people with subpar bowels as well.

You inspire me and my bowels. The fact that you with suspect bowels are using your heart and intellect to help the bowel trodden, today has been a great day after all. And yes none of us would ever want you to put your personal information on this site or any other. I think I can say it you make us all proud and the next generations bowels may be saved by your diligence.

Play with scat at Brown Onions house. Lots of games, pin the scat on the donkey or scat twister! Come on out and play SCATegories!

I believe a lot of this bull is BEH posting anonymously.

I echo Brown Onion sentiments. It is good to see a young person like spring onion, looking into causes of IBS and cures.

Spring please PM one of the users here with a registered screen name for a hookup with Brown Onion - he is ready for you.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->BO Wants This --->

Spring please PM one of the users here with a registered screen name for a hookup with Brown Onion - he is ready for you.


.

How cute, more poop pictures and the usual sick pedo ramblings.

You definitely are the most grotesque sick "individuals" on here which says a lot, and I hope you get some much needed help as you are severely mentally ill.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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poop pictures poop pictures

Yo man with shitting gifs you get off on that?

I don’t know why some of you still bother posting in here. The TMOS thread folks are much more supportive to our bowel woes and we dont have to see those nasty pictures from the scat poster asshole.

Ive noticed the scat jackass only posts in response to Brown Onion - never any other time. Anyway I agree this post is shit.

jcc Wrote:
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> Ive noticed the scat jackass only posts in
> response to Brown Onion - never any other time.
> Anyway I agree this post is shit.


Good morning. Yes he posts that nonsense after following Brown Onion and this thread, waiting for him to post and then he stalks him with shit pictures.

Mudcat Wrote:
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> Yo man with shitting gifs you get off on that?


No I post those gif's to try and get attention. I am not too bright so I have a hard time having an actual conversation with anyone so I post those gif's and then I read about how people hate seeing them and it makes me lol! You see my Dad left me and my Mom when I was just 6 years old and Mom had no time for me because she had to work 7 days a week and she got fucked by so many different men all the time and I would sit in my room and cry. I got no attention as a hid so that is why I have to post that stuff. Now I am happy in my Mom's basement getting attention from shit gif's! So I guess I do get off on it but not in a sexual way.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here in tears inspired by what you wrote
> spring onion. Years ago before being shipped off
> to Nam I was a young man. I took my bowels for
> granted. It was arrogant. Its my hope that as an
> older man, that I can somehow make up that time to
> help people with subpar bowels as well.
>
> You inspire me and my bowels. The fact that you
> with suspect bowels are using your heart and
> intellect to help the bowel trodden, today has
> been a great day after all. And yes none of us
> would ever want you to put your personal
> information on this site or any other. I think I
> can say it you make us all proud and the next
> generations bowels may be saved by your diligence.


I got a little choked up from spring's post too. He sounds like a really good kid.

Down here in Harrisonburg the kids are heading home today for thanksgiving break. By this time tomorrow this place will be like a ghost town. The kids are going home to get some bowel abuse. I really like this time of year down here and I am taking care of one of the students dogs this week because she has to fly home and did not want to take the dog, it is a friendly dachshund named Clarence. Clarence and I are going to walk all around campus next week as I only have to work on Monday.

shitgif man Wrote:
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> Mudcat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yo man with shitting gifs you get off on that?
>
>
> No I post those gif's to try and get attention. I
> am not too bright so I have a hard time having an
> actual conversation with anyone so I post those
> gif's and then I read about how people hate seeing
> them and it makes me lol! You see my Dad left me
> and my Mom when I was just 6 years old and Mom had
> no time for me because she had to work 7 days a
> week and she got fucked by so many different men
> all the time and I would sit in my room and cry. I
> got no attention as a hid so that is why I have to
> post that stuff. Now I am happy in my Mom's
> basement getting attention from shit gif's! So I
> guess I do get off on it but not in a sexual way.


I actually feel sympathy for you, but how does this explain your behavior towards Brown Onion. Is there something he does that triggers the sick poop pictures? I'm sure if you could explain all of us would help you.

Got another letter from metros board. I think this is there way of saying they are looking into bathrooms on trains, but I don't think anything will happen. The ADA should cover us but doesn't. In fact I think the metrobuses should have bathrooms too.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> I actually feel sympathy for you, but how does
> this explain your behavior towards Brown Onion. Is
> there something he does that triggers the sick
> poop pictures? I'm sure if you could explain all
> of us would help you.


"Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM

weekend update Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital last
> week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> transferred to a VA hospital today. We will know
> more soon. Thank you all!


Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is survived by three children, four grandchildren, a sister and brother, along with being preceded by his wife Ethel in 2011.

Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him from us but our family is grateful, and asks any donations be made to any IBS awareness organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate for the millions of people who deal with this medical issues, and will be remembered for his kindness and support to all."

Ill explain - Brown Onion is using the name of one of our BiB's that passed away this past spring. The post above was given, we grieved and then the account was dark for almost 4 months. Now the user mocks us either with his previous fictitious death or now with his pretending to be a person that has died.

Disgusting and well deserving of the gifs.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sit here in tears inspired by what you wrote
> > spring onion. Years ago before being shipped
> off
> > to Nam I was a young man. I took my bowels for
> > granted. It was arrogant. Its my hope that as
> an
> > older man, that I can somehow make up that time
> to
> > help people with subpar bowels as well.
> >
> > You inspire me and my bowels. The fact that you
> > with suspect bowels are using your heart and
> > intellect to help the bowel trodden, today has
> > been a great day after all. And yes none of us
> > would ever want you to put your personal
> > information on this site or any other. I think
> I
> > can say it you make us all proud and the next
> > generations bowels may be saved by your
> diligence.
>
>
> I got a little choked up from spring's post too.
> He sounds like a really good kid.
>
> Down here in Harrisonburg the kids are heading
> home today for thanksgiving break. By this time
> tomorrow this place will be like a ghost town. The
> kids are going home to get some bowel abuse. I
> really like this time of year down here and I am
> taking care of one of the students dogs this week
> because she has to fly home and did not want to
> take the dog, it is a friendly dachshund named
> Clarence. Clarence and I are going to walk all
> around campus next week as I only have to work on
> Monday.

So choked up you encourage a teen to actively participate in this thread. Someone that cared about the young man would tell him to talk to his parents and have them review this thread and then talk about it as a family.

But no, you laud his being here with grown men talking about and looking at human waste. Yea you care. What a stupid phony character you are like the rest.

I think my Mom feels bad that she was on a business trip and left me here for 3 nights with my dad feeding me Banquet TV dinners and forcing me to eat lunch lady food at school. Mom told me she will take me to Aldi and give me 40 dollars to get whatever I want, I can get my own cart and pick everything out myself. I am looking forward to that, we are going in about an hour.

Spinning signz the windz causing problemz. Boss sayz put on more than g string when outside the bayz. Got to make dollarz yo!

I am headed to jiffy lube now.

spring onion Wrote:
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> I think my Mom feels bad that she was on a
> business trip and left me here for 3 nights with
> my dad feeding me Banquet TV dinners and forcing
> me to eat lunch lady food at school. Mom told me
> she will take me to Aldi and give me 40 dollars to
> get whatever I want, I can get my own cart and
> pick everything out myself. I am looking forward
> to that, we are going in about an hour.

Please be careful not to divulge your information here.

The crude vile write ups continue. Not surprised but will write up tomorrow some new information to those who have IBS and act over 5 years old.

Giffy Onion Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Verified Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I actually feel sympathy for you, but how does
> > this explain your behavior towards Brown Onion.
> Is
> > there something he does that triggers the sick
> > poop pictures? I'm sure if you could explain
> all
> > of us would help you.
>
>
> "Posted by: Brown Onion ()
> Date: April 25, 2017 06:05PM
>
> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age
> 79. He was a father, grandfather, and is
> survived by three children, four grandchildren, a
> sister and brother, along with being preceded by
> his wife Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all."
>
> Ill explain - Brown Onion is using the name of one
> of our BiB's that passed away this past spring.
> The post above was given, we grieved and then the
> account was dark for almost 4 months. Now the
> user mocks us either with his previous fictitious
> death or now with his pretending to be a person
> that has died.
>
> Disgusting and well deserving of the gifs.


No you are disgusting. First off he explained what happened and at our ages its plausible. Writing style is the exact same much like a fingerprint.

You spend countless hours, saving up poop pictures and hover waiting for Brown Onion. You are very obsessed and its scary how twisted you are.

FYI: peekza from the TMOS thread is the one who is posting the scat pictures.

Little birdy Wrote:
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> FYI: peekza from the TMOS thread is the one who is
> posting the scat pictures.


If actually accurate he needs a lot of help. Sick fuck.

Advise Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think my Mom feels bad that she was on a
> > business trip and left me here for 3 nights
> with
> > my dad feeding me Banquet TV dinners and
> forcing
> > me to eat lunch lady food at school. Mom told
> me
> > she will take me to Aldi and give me 40 dollars
> to
> > get whatever I want, I can get my own cart and
> > pick everything out myself. I am looking
> forward
> > to that, we are going in about an hour.
>
> Please be careful not to divulge your information
> here.


Actual time and location altered for internet safety.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I sit here in tears inspired by what you wrote
> > spring onion. Years ago before being shipped
> off
> > to Nam I was a young man. I took my bowels for
> > granted. It was arrogant. Its my hope that as
> an
> > older man, that I can somehow make up that time
> to
> > help people with subpar bowels as well.
> >
> > You inspire me and my bowels. The fact that you
> > with suspect bowels are using your heart and
> > intellect to help the bowel trodden, today has
> > been a great day after all. And yes none of us
> > would ever want you to put your personal
> > information on this site or any other. I think
> I
> > can say it you make us all proud and the next
> > generations bowels may be saved by your
> diligence.
>
>
> I got a little choked up from spring's post too.
> He sounds like a really good kid.
>
> Down here in Harrisonburg the kids are heading
> home today for thanksgiving break. By this time
> tomorrow this place will be like a ghost town. The
> kids are going home to get some bowel abuse. I
> really like this time of year down here and I am
> taking care of one of the students dogs this week
> because she has to fly home and did not want to
> take the dog, it is a friendly dachshund named
> Clarence. Clarence and I are going to walk all
> around campus next week as I only have to work on
> Monday.


Yes dive bomber I will admit getting embittered over this generation, but spring onion is inspiring. Maybe one day he will save tile grout from being ripped apart by toenails, or make the groan throne less painful and time consuming.

Glad to hear you and the supportive Mrs. Dive have a respite coming up, and a dog to boot. How are Clarence's bowels, and have they helped your bowels improve, as I've heard pets decrease stress for many.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I sit here in tears inspired by what you
> wrote
> > > spring onion. Years ago before being shipped
> > off
> > > to Nam I was a young man. I took my bowels
> for
> > > granted. It was arrogant. Its my hope that as
> > an
> > > older man, that I can somehow make up that
> time
> > to
> > > help people with subpar bowels as well.
> > >
> > > You inspire me and my bowels. The fact that
> you
> > > with suspect bowels are using your heart and
> > > intellect to help the bowel trodden, today
> has
> > > been a great day after all. And yes none of
> us
> > > would ever want you to put your personal
> > > information on this site or any other. I
> think
> > I
> > > can say it you make us all proud and the next
> > > generations bowels may be saved by your
> > diligence.
> >
> >
> > I got a little choked up from spring's post
> too.
> > He sounds like a really good kid.
> >
> > Down here in Harrisonburg the kids are heading
> > home today for thanksgiving break. By this time
> > tomorrow this place will be like a ghost town.
> The
> > kids are going home to get some bowel abuse. I
> > really like this time of year down here and I
> am
> > taking care of one of the students dogs this
> week
> > because she has to fly home and did not want to
> > take the dog, it is a friendly dachshund named
> > Clarence. Clarence and I are going to walk all
> > around campus next week as I only have to work
> on
> > Monday.
>
>
> Yes dive bomber I will admit getting embittered
> over this generation, but spring onion is
> inspiring. Maybe one day he will save tile grout
> from being ripped apart by toenails, or make the
> groan throne less painful and time consuming.
>
> Glad to hear you and the supportive Mrs. Dive have
> a respite coming up, and a dog to boot. How are
> Clarence's bowels, and have they helped your
> bowels improve, as I've heard pets decrease stress
> for many.


This little dog can poop seemingly effortlessly. I sure would love to drop off a load in the casual manner that he does. He belongs to one of the JMU girls who rents one of our townhouses. Mrs Dive was not too sure about dog sitting until this little pup jumped up on her lap and snuggled up to her. We are now thinking about getting a dog of our own.
How are you and your bowels Brown? Are you and your sister going to sit down to a bowel friendly holiday feast next Thursday?
One of our kids is coming down to stay with us on Thanksgiving night and we are looking forward to that, I will be cooking up a traditional meal of bowel shattering delights.

Write ups about defecating dogs?

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Write ups about defecating dogs?


Nobody is forcing you to read it. Now fuck off.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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dive bomber Wrote:
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> This little dog can poop seemingly effortlessly. I
> sure would love to drop off a load in the casual
> manner that he does.

News flash - pooping is not a great concern of most normal people. Persons with injuries, severe illness can have problems of course. IBS is mostly mental - you and the rest of you are mental. You eat burgers and fries and pizza and processed foods and whimper like 4 year olds over the predictable results. You do it on purpose and you do it for attention.

The people that populate this thread are especially disturbed and feces has taken over your minds. Make an appointment with a qualified psychologist and get help immediately. Oh and stop eating high fat processed foods.

Toilet seat failed today. I ran out of paper and had to lean waaaaaay over to grab the backup TP. While I was reaching the cheap plastic seat bolts snapped and the seat slipped off the bowl taking me with it and crushing my nutsack between the seat and bowl and I hit my head on the vanity. I would have laughed if I hadnt shit myself from the surprise and pain.

9vvhy Wrote:
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> Toilet seat failed today. I ran out of paper and
> had to lean waaaaaay over to grab the backup TP.
> While I was reaching the cheap plastic seat bolts
> snapped and the seat slipped off the bowl taking
> me with it and crushing my nutsack between the
> seat and bowl and I hit my head on the vanity. I
> would have laughed if I hadnt shit myself from the
> surprise and pain.

Wow my day was okay after all. Sorry to hear!

MOM show thread has a pretty funny shit-tale there atm. no shit pics either.

Serious question. Has anyone ever ordered from asswipes.com ? Saw an ad for their wipes and tube of ball cream.

Thinking of ordering but want to make sure its legit.

No to church this morning unfortunately.

My bowels is churnin thiz mornin. We had macaroniez an cheeze fo dinner las nite also drank many beerz. Gots me the day off taday an hopin I can watch me some football gamez on tha sling tv. If I could just have me a nice dump in a hour or two I will be alritez.
Best wishez ta all yall brown guys bee eye bees an all that. I hopes yall are doin ok.

Off to Sunday services to replenish the tp.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> My bowels is churnin thiz mornin. We had
> macaroniez an cheeze fo dinner las nite also drank
> many beerz. Gots me the day off taday an hopin I
> can watch me some football gamez on tha sling tv.
> If I could just have me a nice dump in a hour or
> two I will be alritez.
> Best wishez ta all yall brown guys bee eye bees an
> all that. I hopes yall are doin ok.


Oh that sounds good red onion. Today I'm working on clearing out what will be a big one.

Well it looks like my Dad and our morbidly obese neighbor are up to their usual Sunday shenanigans. As soon as my Mom left for church my Dad ran over to the neighbors house and jumped into the neighbor's pickup truck. I know they are heading to either Costco or Walmart to buy cheap beer in bulk, ice, charcoal and various meats and sauces. I pray that the football eat and drunk fest will be held at the obese neighbors house and not here. They will both be drunk and stuffed before the 4 pm game has ended then my Dad will snore and fart the rest of the night.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well it looks like my Dad and our morbidly obese
> neighbor are up to their usual Sunday shenanigans.
> As soon as my Mom left for church my Dad ran over
> to the neighbors house and jumped into the
> neighbor's pickup truck. I know they are heading
> to either Costco or Walmart to buy cheap beer in
> bulk, ice, charcoal and various meats and sauces.
> I pray that the football eat and drunk fest will
> be held at the obese neighbors house and not here.
> They will both be drunk and stuffed before the 4
> pm game has ended then my Dad will snore and fart
> the rest of the night.


Can we pay for your Uber ride anywhere from there?

spring onion Wrote:
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> Well it looks like my Dad and our morbidly obese
> neighbor are up to their usual Sunday shenanigans.
> As soon as my Mom left for church my Dad ran over
> to the neighbors house and jumped into the
> neighbor's pickup truck. I know they are heading
> to either Costco or Walmart to buy cheap beer in
> bulk, ice, charcoal and various meats and sauces.
> I pray that the football eat and drunk fest will
> be held at the obese neighbors house and not here.
> They will both be drunk and stuffed before the 4
> pm game has ended then my Dad will snore and fart
> the rest of the night.

Sounds stressful spring - now is the time for a backrub! Let me know and Ill register a name for you to PM so we can meet and I can help you relax ;)

As usual another imposter trying to impose their better bowels on us and make us sound like pedo bear shit.

Verified Green Onion Wrote:
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> As usual another imposter trying to impose their
> better bowels on us and make us sound like pedo
> bear shit.


How do you know its an imposter? Unless of course its one of your user names then of course you would know wouldnt you? Besides there is nothing wrong with a grown man offering a back rub to a teenager - at least not in Alabama.

On Fairfax Boulevard spinning signz. Oil changez wearing g stringz and mistletoez in mouth get you that something special for few dollarz. Cash dollarz or centz add up.

Red Onion Class of 20006 Wrote:
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> On Fairfax Boulevard spinning signz. Oil changez
> wearing g stringz and mistletoez in mouth get you
> that something special for few dollarz. Cash
> dollarz or centz add up.


Spin for those holiday $$$ Red!

Why must people mess with good folks like red onion, or bowel buddies like Cave? Its a time of Thanksgiving, and before Matilda and I sit down with the rugrats and their little ones, I'd like to thank brothers in bowel, bowel buddies, midwives, and President Trump.

Although less chances to use my Buick for illegals due to his policies, plenty still around.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Matilda a bowel buddy Matilda a bowel buddy
Matilda Matilda a bowel buddy

Looks like my Dad and our obese neighbor are going to use the neighbors house to abuse their livers and bowels. They have a weber kettle smoking away over there and I saw them unloading 2 cases of busch beer in cans. Mom and I are cutting up red and green peppers along with onion and mushroom for a stir fry over brown rice for dinner tonight.
I saw that my Dad put a 19 pound butterball turkey in the spare refrigerator out in the garage. Looks like Thursday is going to be a bowel busting day.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Looks like my Dad and our obese neighbor are going
> to use the neighbors house to abuse their livers
> and bowels. They have a weber kettle smoking away
> over there and I saw them unloading 2 cases of
> busch beer in cans. Mom and I are cutting up red
> and green peppers along with onion and mushroom
> for a stir fry over brown rice for dinner
> tonight.
> I saw that my Dad put a 19 pound butterball turkey
> in the spare refrigerator out in the garage. Looks
> like Thursday is going to be a bowel busting day.


His bowels liver and everything else spring onion. Do you know what his and the neighbors waist size is? This is not healthy and I applaud your wisdom and your moms cooking habits.

Her bowels and your bowels are much better off than your dads and his friends. Their check bowels lights must be on.

Today in the news its international toilet day!
Attachments:

Brown Onion Wrote:
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Dad and the neighbor set the picnic table on fire testing our turkey fryer. Dad is getting another 6 pack of Natural Lights out of the basement while we wait for the fire department.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the neighbor set the picnic table on fire
> testing our turkey fryer. Dad is getting another 6
> pack of Natural Lights out of the basement while
> we wait for the fire department.


Sure we can't get you a cab or something? I have a big television and bowel friendly foods.

Bunch of pussies

Uplifting to see images of a natural process that has been stigmatized as taboo.

touchdown Wrote:
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> Uplifting to see images of a natural process that
> has been stigmatized as taboo.

How are your bowels? Lets hear.

After the skins loss my bowels hurting

Mudcat Wrote:
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> After the skins loss my bowels hurting


Too many coloreds versus a white Anglo quarterback leads to the Injuns being disemboweled.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mudcat Wrote:
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> -----
> > After the skins loss my bowels hurting
>
>
> Too many coloreds versus a white Anglo quarterback
> leads to the Injuns being disemboweled.


You are a racist piece of shit. I hope you get ass raped by Tyrone.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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white Anglo
white Anglowhite Anglowhite Anglowhite Anglowhite Anglowhite Anglowhite Anglowhite Anglo

Brown Klansman Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mudcat Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > After the skins loss my bowels hurting
> >
> >
> > Too many coloreds versus a white Anglo
> quarterback
> > leads to the Injuns being disemboweled.
>
>
> You are a racist piece of shit. I hope you get ass
> raped by Tyrone.

Its the poster using Brown Onion's account trying to be funny - it never ever is. He posts the same stupid stuff every single time.

Semi funny stuff on MOM thread just compare

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM

Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man. Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do my Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded. Place is huge too. I made it to the back where the veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were when it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed it NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was Asians and old white people and their carts in gridlock. Every person taking samples simply left their cart to block the entire isle.

I made the immediate decision to go to the perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits sank as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than the other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle so I remembered those cases are really large walk-in refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was open so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman in one of those motorized carts and entered the dairy case. It was much larger inside than I expected but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I looked for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked boxes of butter and milk.

As I squeezed into a space right at the display area as it was the only one big enough for me to fit in. I was in the egg display right next to the milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants squatted and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them to achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum to my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to be the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate and beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the display.

Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young mother and her toddler had just opened the egg display door and were soaked with my feces fire hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help them but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in front of the display case. As he was falling he grabbed one of the racks and it failed delivering a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and humanity. If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the motorized cart saw the whole thing and was vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart into the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs down onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the floor.

I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there. Once out of the refrigerator I turned the corner only to see that the old guy who was working the quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me and screaming something in Korean. I ran out the fire exit and barely escaped.

This is what its like to live with IBS

Dropped a large one that took time . Still TLDR

Hello all 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is very depressed. 5am guy has no family except his mother who is in a nursing home and his cousin in paint bank. 5am guy does not get to have a nice thanksgiving like normal people do. 5am guy also has bad bowels. 5am guy will also be working 12 hour shifts this week so 5am guys coworkers can take off to be with their families. Yes , 5am guy is deeply depressed. 5am guy says thanks to the people here who have been nice to 5am guy in the past.