I hear Pillsbury is looking for a new doughboy.
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http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Sheriff-Man-taking-selfies-with-gun-fatally-6866895.php A 43-year-old man has died after authorities say he accidentally shot himself in the face while taking selfies. The Skagit Valley Herald reports (http://goo.gl/jJZQVw ) the man and his girlfriend were photographing themselves with the weapon on Sunday at a residence when he shot himself. Skagit County Sh
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It would have been nice if they had found a couple of real teams to play. Both of these squads are trash.
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http://www.eonline.com/news/715715/miley-cyrus-poses-naked-licks-her-armpit-hair-and-does-so-much-more-for-raunchy-candy-magazine-covers If she wasn't disgusting enough already, now she licks her own hairy armpit.
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Over and out
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WingNut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He is having a remarkable year! > > Love that motherfucker! You love a dude? Gross
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I cant believe zoning would allow that monstrosity. It's going to need it's own power substation just to keep the lights on. And then there's the water usage for the non existent California water.
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What about a skirt like this your Honor?
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eesh is also gunlover
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/10-youths-attacked-woman-in-columbia-heights-one-of-a-series-of-assaults/2015/02/05/7af0703e-ad3e-11e4-abe8-e1ef60ca26de_story.html?hpid=z3 D.C. police are investigating a series of attacks involving juveniles in the Columbia Heights neighborhood, one involving a woman who authorities said was assaulted last month by 10 youngsters. Four juveniles have
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Gerrymanderer2 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Now who's the bad guy numbers and eesh? Kissing > peoples asses that want to throw you off tall > buildings. They got room on that roof for 3 Gerry
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FCPS closed all day 1/17. Now shut up, quit fucking around on FU, and study something besides your hand on your dick. .
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She looks like a 12 year old boy
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lowderra Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Off to research Megan Toohey..... http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1631021.html A little help
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lowderra Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Totally agree. As for the rest who have lobbed > asinine insults at me today? > > 58 comments...........have YOU ever achieved > that? > > Puuuuulease. Search Megan Toohey if you want to see an out of control dumpster fire.
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Snow Miser Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Growing up in PA and New England, I never saw > anybody put their wipers up. Down here everybody > seems to do it. Just don't turn on your wipers > until the window is clear and defrosted. Are > people really that dumb? Oh ya, I'm on FFXU. Its a stupid sheeple thing. People around here see s
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dumbass libturdz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > A CD is an album you libiot. Fuckinh Jesus Christ > you libs are fucking dumb! Ummm no. You must be one of Ariana's 12 year old fans.
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No school Monday. Start your marathon fucking off session right now!
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Empirical Data Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dumbass libturdz Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > CH3NO2 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > It's not at all about the music. This is how > > you > > > sell CD's. > > &g
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you take this pic with a potato? Looks like a Kodak Instamatic and scanned. Those girls are all probably in their 40's by now
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/maryland-bishop-charged-with-manslaugther-for-killing-cyclist/2015/01/09/6d420b1e-981c-11e4-8005-1924ede3e54a_story.html?hpid=z2 A Maryland Episcopal bishop has been charged with manslaughter, driving under the influence, and texting while driving in connection with a Dec. 27 crash that killed a cyclist. Baltimore County State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby Friday
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Same old Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's all the same UNEMPLOYABLE FILTHY DOPE SMOKING TRUST FUND BABIES Occutards, World Bank > protesters, Wal-Mart pickets, and other haters of > America. > > Fixed.
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Hashim Hanif Ibn Abdul-Rasheed (hah-SHEEM' hah-NIHF' ee-bihn rah-SHEED') How does someone with a name like that even get in this country? Good kill. Keep up the fine work officers. If it has to be one by one to rid this country of this vermin so be it.
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I'm just glad I wasn't in the suite under Jerry's when that fat fucker started jumping up and down. Now that would be scary.
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Kilton Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOL, this is nothing more than the first of > several off-season moves by the Skins which will > have their dopey fan base thinking "Next year is > the year". > > Oh yes, Ive already seen some of the Snyder koolade drinking zombies commenting on the Wash Po website how the NFC East better watch out next y
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LIAR! How much did you pay Uncle Sam? That will prove you are lying thru your teeth.
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Q. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I tell her only loud enough for her to hear that I > think she has beautiful breasts and would she like > to go grab a drink. This ^ Sounds like this to many stuck up women > "Hey! Great tits, hon! > Wanna' bob on my knob?" or "Nice rack, > toots...come over here and smoke my pole why don't > cha?"
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Did you get shot at? They don't take kindly to trespassers out there.
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Leave the poor people alone. Now if they're nogs, just call the cops and tell them they have drugs and guns.
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