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Why do women act this way?
Posted by: Q. ()
Date: December 27, 2014 07:45PM

So, I'm on METRO today and this TOTAL smokeshow steps onto my car. She's wearing no bra and a top cut so low you can see the tops of her areolae. I tell her only loud enough for her to hear that I think she has beautiful breasts and would she like to go grab a drink.

She screams, "Ugh...What's wrong with you?!?!? Who says that to people?!?!?!"

It's not like I said, "Hey! Great tits, hon! Wanna' bob on my knob?" or "Nice rack, toots...come over here and smoke my pole why don't cha?"

You've an attractive woman with great assets...you OBVIOUSLY enjoy showing them off...and when I say something, you get offended? Either don't dress like that...or don't get offended when I say something. Either way, zero fucks given.

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Re: Why do women act this way?
Posted by: Decrapitated ()
Date: December 27, 2014 07:54PM

Q. Wrote:
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>
> I tell her only loud enough for her to hear that I
> think she has beautiful breasts and would she like
> to go grab a drink.

This ^

Sounds like this to many stuck up women

> "Hey! Great tits, hon!
> Wanna' bob on my knob?" or "Nice rack,
> toots...come over here and smoke my pole why don't
> cha?"


So the moral is you may as well have said this

"Hey! Great tits, hon!
Wanna' bob on my knob?" or "Nice rack,
toots...come over here and smoke my pole why don't
cha?"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/27/2014 07:55PM by Decrapitated.

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Re: Why do women act this way?
Posted by: DENIED. REJECTED. DISSMISSED. ()
Date: December 27, 2014 09:28PM

Zero fucks given and yet here you are, ranting about it.

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Re: Why do women act this way?
Posted by: Lester M ()
Date: December 27, 2014 09:50PM

you shoulda rubbed her cooch while you said that. She probably just didn't think you were serious.

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Re: Why do women act this way?
Posted by: IVCaanVI ()
Date: December 27, 2014 10:13PM

You probably did an improper approach.

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Re: Why do women act this way?
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 27, 2014 10:18PM

You never compliment a hot woman.

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