Getting ready to cook two big racks of pork ribs on the Weber kettle. I also got a frozen bag of potatoes O'Brien. I am going to slow smoke the ribs then set them into a big pan and cover them with Stubbs bbq sauce and leave them in the oven at 200 degrees for about 90 minutes. I will fry up the potatoes just prior to serving. Look out bowels, here it comes!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Getting ready to cook two big racks of pork ribs
> on the Weber kettle. I also got a frozen bag of
> potatoes O'Brien. I am going to slow smoke the
> ribs then set them into a big pan and cover them
> with Stubbs bbq sauce and leave them in the oven
> at 200 degrees for about 90 minutes. I will fry up
> the potatoes just prior to serving. Look out
> bowels, here it comes!


My god that’s Hiroshima! I’m very concerned.

Those are “foods your bowels don’t want.”

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> Those are “foods your bowels don’t want.”


Fucking dumb

Hoping not to have an embolism. The sweat levels are high. The forehead veins are popping. There’s a good chance my colon will fall out like a dilapidated wind sock. The midwives are on the way but they need to speed it up. This might be a breech birth of a large basketball.

You try to stifle free speech with shit gifs. You’re a god damn spoiled brat.

Disgusting picture but in line with thread also 'goddamn' is one word just sayin.

After I get off work I an going to Sheetz to get a footlong pulled pork sub with tomato, onion, cheese and double meat plus a big bag of sour cream and onion chips and a 12 pack of beer. My bowels will not be happy.

I opened the thread to mention that I stopped the cabbage and it has solved my flatulence problem. I offer this in the hopes it might help someone else out. My reward is seeing more of these gross-out pictures this guy Brown Onion posts - truly vile. Grow up.

I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must have had it all, well except Grissom who’s Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts name. These white people accomplished so much. They had the right stuff

It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more important than making cash. That dirty fucker probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my brothers in bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and
> Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must
> have had it all, well except Grissom who’s
> Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine
> with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts
> name. These white people accomplished so much.
> They had the right stuff
>
> It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of
> miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana
> eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan
> throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more
> important than making cash. That dirty fucker
> probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my
> brothers in bowels.


What a awful attitude you have

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I remember watching Alan Shepard, John Glenn, and
> Gus Grissom explore the cosmos. Those men must
> have had it all, well except Grissom who’s
> Apollo capsule ended up like my lower intestine
> with Chafee and I forgot the other astronauts
> name. These white people accomplished so much.
> They had the right stuff
>
> It’s amazing that they could fly hundreds of
> miles around the earth, but that scumbag iguana
> eating plumber of mine can’t fix the groan
> throne. I guess drinking piss poor beer is more
> important than making cash. That dirty fucker
> probably grew up in a mud hut. Here’s to all my
> brothers in bowels.

even more amazing is that year in and year out you are either too poor or too stupid to find a toilet that works for your needs. Seems like a daily or weekly thing your toilet is in need of repair. They do make toilets with disposals, they make toilets that do not clog.

Finally, you seem too dim to understand there are fleets of qualified white plumbers available to you if you have more than $20 to pay for repairs. There are even trucks with pictures of white guys on them for racist idiots like you who either cannot read or are too stupid to grasp the written message.
<white plumber

https://www.theshandle.com/blogs/blog/14800061-the-uncloggable-toilet

flushes 20 golf balls or 3.5lbs of dog food - enjoy the video and say goodbye to your savage plumber.

Jules seems a little down - I think she is dieting because she seemed to lose 10lbs overnight. She mentioned something about 'heavy spotting' - guess she is taking up bird watching. The obese neighbor brought her a box of chocolates and a get well card. I caught dad trying to lace the chocolates with Ex-Lax and stopped him.

Grandma is baking some stone-ground whole wheat bread and I just finished a large bowl of raw cauliflower, with a organic wheat germ, brewer's yeast and yogurt compote.

I think my colon fell out. Film at 11.

Come on down to Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning signz in hot weather by Jiffy Lubez. Come on and let me provide you oil changez. Don’t bring wivez or lady friendz let my give the goodz!

Red Onion Wrote:
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> Come on down to Fairfax Boulevardz. Spinning signz
> in hot weather by Jiffy Lubez. Come on and let me
> provide you oil changez. Don’t bring wivez or
> lady friendz let my give the goodz!


Red a great day to get out to get some Bayz-in-Bayz from a skilled professional such as yourself. Smart to start early as the afternoon thunderstorms can put damper on LubeZ. So great to see you working hard and climbing the ladderZ.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my colon fell out. Film at 11.


With any luck you will get arrested again and have to pretend you had a heart attack for 6 months. We can only hope.

Deviled eggs, ham, and milk. Take that bowels.

ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

bowel bomb

This occurs as you carry around a huge turd, looking for a target on which to drop it. The turd, like a bomb, is lethal as it cooks up getting ready for the mission. When it is let go, it is like a bomb from an airplane, headed to the target, destroying the vessel into/onto which it lands.

Jim waited till his girlfriend went into the kitchen to sneak into the bathroom, drop his bowel bomb, and totally destroy the bowl.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Jules seems a little down - I think she is dieting
> because she seemed to lose 10lbs overnight. She
> mentioned something about 'heavy spotting' - guess
> she is taking up bird watching. The obese
> neighbor brought her a box of chocolates and a get
> well card. I caught dad trying to lace the
> chocolates with Ex-Lax and stopped him.
>
> Grandma is baking some stone-ground whole wheat
> bread and I just finished a large bowl of raw
> cauliflower, with a organic wheat germ, brewer's
> yeast and yogurt compote.


spring I know you are a young idiot but it seems like your girlfriend had a miscarriage - she needs your support now more than ever. Also from your earlier posts its seems like your neighbor might be the father and responsible for the miscarriage. Time to put down childish things, be a man, and put a bullet in his head.

Nuff said?

You really are a sick monster. To tell someone, a youth nonetheless such acts of violence, you are repulsive.

Hot weather is diarrhea unfortunately. Might have to move up north.

Left work early today and went to the grocery store to get some healthy food but I just could not resist the rotisserie chickens that looked so beautiful spinning in those ovens. I bought the biggest chicken they had and some really big potatoes. Those potatoes are baking in my toaster oven now, looking forward to dinner time. My bowels will have to deal with it.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Left work early today and went to the grocery
> store to get some healthy food but I just could
> not resist the rotisserie chickens that looked so
> beautiful spinning in those ovens. I bought the
> biggest chicken they had and some really big
> potatoes. Those potatoes are baking in my toaster
> oven now, looking forward to dinner time. My
> bowels will have to deal with it.


Stupid, boring - chicken and potatoes somehow harm your bowels. Gee, how horrible for you. Thats what Drs prescribe for people digestive problems. Personally Id suggest the 1 bullet diet for your fuckface.

Looks like the rectal mirror is showing poor returns. Its going to be a nailbiter, and probably going to have my teeth on the fan belt as I unload this goliath like monster that's brewing as we speak.

To my fellow IBS sufferers, I would like to suggest beets to your diets. I was reading earlier about them, and having tried them, they are tasty and can help your digestive system kick up into overdrive.

Obviously its not a cure. You'll still be delivering a basketball or cinder blocks, but it beats an SUV.

Grits, hashbrowns, and beer. Take that bowels.

The obese neighbor woke me up singing along to dads opera music. Both of them are walking around hand in hand farting. Grandma just says that’s what friends do, as moms drinking increases drastically.

Pancakes and sausage. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> Pancakes and sausage. What was I thinking? My poor
> bowels!

Okay. I’m trying to be reasonable but it sounds like you’re torturing your bowels. I understand our bowels send our brains, not the other way around what we should eat. Yet it’s time for your bowels to take the backseat.

If you eat foods like this, yes your colon and starfish will go into rebellion mode. How about trying different foods? Unless you want stitches and midwives I suggest you make changes.

What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #3 for lunch today with lettuce, tomato,
onion and mayo. This should pass easily in the wee hours of Friday
morning and bowels will be good. Shout out to the ONIONS... holla!!

Shirtz and pantz off. Down on Fairfax Boulevardz in Underwearz spinning signz. Come get your oil changez with me. Specialz!

Going to get Domino's delivery when I get home. Going to get the two medium two toppings deal. Double mushroom on one and extra cheese/sausage on the other. This will go good with a 12 pack of Miller high life. My bowels are going to be challenged.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Going to get Domino's delivery when I get home.
> Going to get the two medium two toppings deal.
> Double mushroom on one and extra cheese/sausage on
> the other. This will go good with a 12 pack of
> Miller high life. My bowels are going to be
> challenged.


Please tell me you’re not in Great Falls. That is scary and I worry for you and neighbors.

When your colon is bowlin'
Mud brought up from the depths of the pond.

Oddest thread here.

Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been eating lots of Royal Farm chicken because 5am guy has been dating the chicken frying woman that works there. 5am guy has discovered that Royal Farm fried chicken is not good for the bowels. 5am guy extends best wishes to all the BiB's!

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy has been
> eating lots of Royal Farm chicken because 5am guy
> has been dating the chicken frying woman that
> works there. 5am guy has discovered that Royal
> Farm fried chicken is not good for the bowels. 5am
> guy extends best wishes to all the BiB's!

Is this a step up from the iHop druggie you dated last? Chicken fryer - you really can pick em. Use some of the chicken fat from the bottom of your take out box and use it to lube her asshole for ur cockplay. She will be clucking to your cuckin' Enjoy the herpes.

^ not a very nice thing to say about our retarded felon Red Onion just trying to find love in this crazy world. Also Royal Farm is not a place you want to get your food from friend. Is she fat?

Just got home after stopping at Red Hot and Blew. Got 2 racks of ribs and a quart of potato salad. Look out bowels, here it comes!

The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their work is done. I write this with sore bowels and what’s left of my starfish.

If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s what’s showing in the rectal mirror.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their
> work is done. I write this with sore bowels and
> what’s left of my starfish.
>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.

You still cry over crapping? What the fuck is your problem?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.


If you have blood pouring out of your rectum, you may want to go to the ER. Hopefully you’ll die again there so we don’t have to read any more of your stupid ass posts.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The midwives and their crash cart have left. Their
> work is done. I write this with sore bowels and
> what’s left of my starfish.
>
> If you’ve seen the end of Carrie, that’s
> what’s showing in the rectal mirror.


Thoughts,Prayers and positive vibes heading your way!

Those ribs and the potato salad from last night really churned in my gut, woke me up at 3am for a HUGE dump. Now I am feeling better and will be heading to Yorkshire restaurant in Manassas for Steak and 6 eggs with biscuits and sausage gravy on the side.

I ate waffles and grits. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

The obese neighbor is in flip flops. He so needs to cut his toe nails. Also they are painted red which is strange. Dad is asleep from drinking too much. Grandma says we can bake granola bars later this morning.

Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?

Just two more weeks till I move into my Grandma's basement in the Richmond area. I love my Dad but I will be happy to get away from all the drunken craziness that goes on around here. Last night my Dad and the obese neighbor had a cookout and they invited some friends over.
They cooked big greasy chicken leg quarters on the grill and everybody got drunk. There are empty Busch beer cans and chicken bones strewn all over the backyard. There are several men still sleeping on the basement floor. Thankfully the windows are open so the smell is not too strong.

Spinning signz. Out on Fairfax Boulevardz. Wearing only underwearz. You can see buttockz if look close. Bayz in bayz action in jiffy lubez. Don’t bring your wivez got oil changez here!

Forgot to mention to get away from dad's drunken party I took Verified Green up on a trip in his van to get some Dippin' Dots and additional RAM for my gaming computer(his treat). I must have been really tired because I remember eating the Dippin' Dots Green got me but after that everything is a blank. I woke up this morning with a headache and a really sore starfish and some blood in my underwear - guess I must have had one of Mr. Brown Onion's cinder block bowel movements.

Anyway I cant find the RAM and figure Ill just get an organic wheat grass and tofu salad grandma made for me for lunch. (my starfish Really hurts)

Cheetoes!

Embarrassing to be walking Burke lake to squirts.

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> Embarrassing to be walking Burke lake to squirts.

That has to be awful. I’m very sorry.

We are going to head up to Tysons Corner for some Tenessee Tea Stain fun this evening. We will be stopping at furniture stores and automotive dealerships. Bring running shoes and an extra pair of pants, as this will be a tea stain marathon!

Sharona you’re invited to join us. Bring some cheesecloth if you have any. We’ll meet outside the Tysons Corner metro station at 6pm.

If you went to a board certified GI, these would not be problems.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?

Continuing their torturous cycle of filling, emptying, and then delivering another large gut busting tile peeling vein popping screaming delivery.

How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in my prayers.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
>
> Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> delivery.
>
> How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in my
> prayers.

Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold two of our three rental properties but we are keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable. Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for myself.
The things life can throw at you! You just never know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.

I ate a bacon cheeseburger. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I ate a bacon cheeseburger. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!

Obtuse write ups. When you eat that it is your fault.

Since it's Saturday night I decided to get crazy and make a double batch of beef noodle hamburger helper. Two full pounds of ground round went into this. My bowels are up for this latest challenge.

Tennesee Tim Wrote:
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> We are going to head up to Tysons Corner for some
> Tenessee Tea Stain fun this evening. We will be
> stopping at furniture stores and automotive
> dealerships. Bring running shoes and an extra pair
> of pants, as this will be a tea stain marathon!
>
> Sharona you’re invited to join us. Bring some
> cheesecloth if you have any. We’ll meet outside
> the Tysons Corner metro station at 6pm.

Hashing a Tea Stains round? Interesting, we always walk in the mall or a furniture store. I like the idea of mixing in some exercise but the logistics of the cheesecloth undies giving out make this a hybrid event. Hope you have a wonderful, freeing outing!

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> >
> > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > delivery.
> >
> > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in
> my
> > prayers.
>
> Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know
> how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold
> two of our three rental properties but we are
> keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable.
> Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are
> paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I
> will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am
> staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for
> myself.
> The things life can throw at you! You just never
> know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.

HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes quickly and you follow soon after we will be free from your dumb and boring fictional posts about JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider fucking your wife in the ass one last time at the hospital for old times sake...

Quinoa bowl* from Moes with a lot of salsa tonight for dinner. Tomorrow, I will drink my standard quart-size pot of strong black coffee while reading the paper. I anticipate a gut-busting massive that will clean me out and I will be feeling like a million bucks.

*Quinoa, beans, onions, lettuce, rice. Fiber content: super high!!

Up early today and just had a good dump. Time to head over to Roy Rogers for a sausage platter with a extra biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. Does anyone know if the Sonic in Manassas is open yet? Footlong Sonic dogs would be good for lunch today. My bowels can handle it!

Hospice Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> > >
> > > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > > emptying, and then delivering another large
> gut
> > > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > > delivery.
> > >
> > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive
> in
> > my
> > > prayers.
> >
> > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> know
> > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have
> sold
> > two of our three rental properties but we are
> > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> comfortable.
> > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they
> are
> > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think
> I
> > will be around long, I don't know. Right now I
> am
> > staying focused on her and not feeling sorry
> for
> > myself.
> > The things life can throw at you! You just
> never
> > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
>
> HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it
> really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> quickly and you follow soon after we will be free
> from your dumb and boring fictional posts about
> JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider
> fucking your wife in the ass one last time at the
> hospital for old times sake...

You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is suffering and you pull this. You should apologize immediately. You really are sick.

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Hospice Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> > > >
> > > > Continuing their torturous cycle of
> filling,
> > > > emptying, and then delivering another large
> > gut
> > > > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > > > delivery.
> > > >
> > > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive
> > in
> > > my
> > > > prayers.
> > >
> > > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is
> slowing
> > > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> > know
> > > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have
> > sold
> > > two of our three rental properties but we are
> > > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> > comfortable.
> > > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as
> they
> > are
> > > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars
> for
> > > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't
> think
> > I
> > > will be around long, I don't know. Right now
> I
> > am
> > > staying focused on her and not feeling sorry
> > for
> > > myself.
> > > The things life can throw at you! You just
> > never
> > > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.
> >
> > HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies - it
> > really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> > quickly and you follow soon after we will be
> free
> > from your dumb and boring fictional posts about
> > JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and consider
> > fucking your wife in the ass one last time at
> the
> > hospital for old times sake...
>
> You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re
> obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is
> suffering and you pull this. You should apologize
> immediately. You really are sick.

yea he burned that bridge when he went to jail and pretended he had a heart attack and died. I remember being sympathetic then.

Maybe if he fucked his fake wife in the ass at fake hospice he could dislodge some of the fake cancer and she could shit it out.

The produce was really looking good at Aldi this weekend. Cantaloupes, blackberrys and red peppers all really fresh and tasty. These foods are great for the bowels!

spring onion Wrote:
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> The produce was really looking good at Aldi this
> weekend. Cantaloupes, blackberrys and red peppers
> all really fresh and tasty. These foods are great
> for the bowels!


Is Jules feeling better from her Abortion? Did your starfish require stitches after Green slipped you the roofies?

Two Wendys biggie bags and a large frosty for lunch today! Bowels are starting to grow weary.

Hospice Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hospice Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > dive bomber Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels
> today?
> > > > >
> > > > > Continuing their torturous cycle of
> > filling,
> > > > > emptying, and then delivering another
> large
> > > gut
> > > > > busting tile peeling vein popping
> screaming
> > > > > delivery.
> > > > >
> > > > > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs
> Dive
> > > in
> > > > my
> > > > > prayers.
> > > >
> > > > Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is
> > slowing
> > > > the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> > > > doctors still say she is terminal. We don't
> > > know
> > > > how long she has, maybe a year or so. We
> have
> > > sold
> > > > two of our three rental properties but we
> are
> > > > keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be
> > > comfortable.
> > > > Thank God for the JMU health insurance as
> > they
> > > are
> > > > paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars
> > for
> > > > her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't
> > think
> > > I
> > > > will be around long, I don't know. Right
> now
> > I
> > > am
> > > > staying focused on her and not feeling
> sorry
> > > for
> > > > myself.
> > > > The things life can throw at you! You just
> > > never
> > > > know. Every day is a gift. God bless you
> BO.
> > >
> > > HOpe your fake wife gets better...or dies -
> it
> > > really doent matter. Perhaps if she passes
> > > quickly and you follow soon after we will be
> > free
> > > from your dumb and boring fictional posts
> about
> > > JMU. Have a great pretend weekend and
> consider
> > > fucking your wife in the ass one last time at
> > the
> > > hospital for old times sake...
> >
> > You’re truly a asshole. Fine that you’re
> > obsessed fucking with BO. But this man is
> > suffering and you pull this. You should
> apologize
> > immediately. You really are sick.
>
> yea he burned that bridge when he went to jail and
> pretended he had a heart attack and died. I
> remember being sympathetic then.
>
> Maybe if he fucked his fake wife in the ass at
> fake hospice he could dislodge some of the fake
> cancer and she could shit it out.

When you die I hope it’s a lonely miserable fucking death as you have no soul. If you want to screw with BO your obsession fine. But seriously it’s disgusting and disgraceful to screw with someone undergoing such difficult circumstances as dive bomber. Take up your shit with BO but have some humanity for him and his wife you worthless psychopath.

^Your outrage is fake, Dive is fake, his wife is fake. Finally I dont think anal sex, even if rough, will dislodge cancer to the extent it would be curative. I didnt mean to provide false hope.

How are your bowels?

Dive bomber is a real person. I’m not as upset but I think you could at least apologize to dive. Keep at Brown Onion all you want.

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! How is everyone's bowels today?
> >
> > Continuing their torturous cycle of filling,
> > emptying, and then delivering another large gut
> > busting tile peeling vein popping screaming
> > delivery.
> >
> > How have you been? You your bowels Mrs Dive in
> my
> > prayers.
>
> Thanks for the prayers BO. The chemo is slowing
> the progression of Mrs Dives cancer but the
> doctors still say she is terminal. We don't know
> how long she has, maybe a year or so. We have sold
> two of our three rental properties but we are
> keeping our home so Mrs Dive can be comfortable.
> Thank God for the JMU health insurance as they are
> paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars for
> her treatment. If/when I lose her I don't think I
> will be around long, I don't know. Right now I am
> staying focused on her and not feeling sorry for
> myself.
> The things life can throw at you! You just never
> know. Every day is a gift. God bless you BO.



So sad Dive, but at the same time you have prayers and the prayers of many. I'm sorry you and her have to go through this, yet certainly do love her every day as you have.

Yes, sometimes we must place ourselves or our bowels in the backseat to what really matters. I know you are doing that, and you have my support and the support of others here.

Visit your local grocer. Here you can find fresh fruits and vegetables from local farms. The produce manager has business relationships with farmers and companies. They are an important person in the community. It’s better to go to your local grocer than fast food and other establishment. Stop on by and feel better.

Your Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Visit your local grocer. Here you can find fresh
> fruits and vegetables from local farms. The
> produce manager has business relationships with
> farmers and companies. They are an important
> person in the community. It’s better to go to
> your local grocer than fast food and other
> establishment. Stop on by and feel better.


Which one? Most are international companies.

A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I was told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about feces and midwives, was the place to seek support and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems strange but I want to gain strength by sharing here.

There goes another dog walk in the neighborhood. I’m tired of this.

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> There goes another dog walk in the neighborhood.
> I’m tired of this.


This form of IBS has to be difficult. Do you think you could carry wet towelettes and blame the dog for any associated odors? Or a dog walker? I wish you well and all brothers in bowel, because whether a river or cinder block we know pain too well.

Waking up to the obese neighbor in a dress making pancakes for dad is really strange. Dad is still recovering from drinking so many beers. Good news is grandma is taking me to a movie today.

A box of corn dogs, French fries and root beer. Take this bowels.

You all still boohooing about your butt problems? Grow a pair like the rest of us.

Wally Joyner vk Wrote:
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> You all still boohooing about your butt problems?
> Grow a pair like the rest of us.

I wouldn’t wish IBS on anyone, but maybe you could experience a day or two. Being doubled over in pain as food goes through your 40 feet of plumbing. Or maybe passing out big basketballs or cinder blocks, with tears, sweat, and midwives. Maybe then you’d understand how lucky you are.

Sully P Wrote:
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> A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I was
> told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about
> feces and midwives, was the place to seek support
> and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a
> thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems
> strange but I want to gain strength by sharing
> here.


Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I will say prayers for you and your loved one. You were right to come here as those of us with digestive issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of illness? Do you have family support locally? Also, when you have a bowel movement do you need people to assist you because your movements are so large they simulate child labor?

Be well friend.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wally Joyner vk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You all still boohooing about your butt
> problems?
> > Grow a pair like the rest of us.
>
> I wouldn’t wish IBS on anyone, but maybe you
> could experience a day or two. Being doubled over
> in pain as food goes through your 40 feet of
> plumbing. Or maybe passing out big basketballs or
> cinder blocks, with tears, sweat, and midwives.
> Maybe then you’d understand how lucky you are.

Those are educational photographs of the colon. And I tip my cup of Metamucil to that poor man. Did medical research show what happened to him after he was disemboweled?

Oh how nice of obtuse write ups, showing pictures of anatomy. Such an intelligent group of people here. It’s a shame that you can’t be arrested for stupidity.

Dad and the obese neighbor are dancing in the living room to I think it’s called “Careless Whisper.” It is odd but I guess dancing is more healthy than firing up the grill and drinking beers.

I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still going on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving my bowels a break for a change.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like
> the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still going
> on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large
> onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving my
> bowels a break for a change.


Prayers going up for your bowels. I don’t judge but am concerned you may blow an O ring.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll be heading home from work soon. Looks like
> > the two whoppers for 5 dollar deal is still
> going
> > on at Burger king. Two whoppers and two large
> > onion rings will be enough for tonight. Giving
> my
> > bowels a break for a change.
>
>
> Prayers going up for your bowels. I don’t judge
> but am concerned you may blow an O ring.

fucking pussy. how about real health conditions? Heart attacks and shit?

BiB Onion Wrote:
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> Sully P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A loved one of mine is very ill and may die. I
> was
> > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread, about
> > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> support
> > and advise. Im really hurting and turning to a
> > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play seems
> > strange but I want to gain strength by sharing
> > here.
>
>
> Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I will
> say prayers for you and your loved one. You were
> right to come here as those of us with digestive
> issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> illness? Do you have family support locally?
> Also, when you have a bowel movement do you need
> people to assist you because your movements are so
> large they simulate child labor?
>
> Be well friend.

The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but the diagnosis on our bills says 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob' - I guess one is the generic term. My sister was a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on Naked And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from eating raw game in the field. She is very anxious and depressed and has trouble walking. Sometimes she jerks around so much we have to help her feed herself.

Sully P Wrote:
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> BiB Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sully P Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A loved one of mine is very ill and may die.
> I
> > was
> > > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread,
> about
> > > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> > support
> > > and advise. Im really hurting and turning to
> a
> > > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play
> seems
> > > strange but I want to gain strength by
> sharing
> > > here.
> >
> >
> > Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I
> will
> > say prayers for you and your loved one. You
> were
> > right to come here as those of us with
> digestive
> > issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> > illness? Do you have family support locally?
> > Also, when you have a bowel movement do you
> need
> > people to assist you because your movements are
> so
> > large they simulate child labor?
> >
> > Be well friend.
>
> The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but the
> diagnosis on our bills says 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob'
> - I guess one is the generic term. My sister was
> a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on Naked
> And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from
> eating raw game in the field. She is very anxious
> and depressed and has trouble walking. Sometimes
> she jerks around so much we have to help her feed
> herself.


Instead of speaking about medical conditions that you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in this case, it would behoove you to be honest and not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad cow disease has nothing to do with what you are bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist your particular set of problems.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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>
>
> Instead of speaking about medical conditions that
> you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in
> this case, it would behoove you to be honest and
> not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad
> cow disease has nothing to do with what you are
> bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a
> place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist
> your particular set of problems.


That's Stupid.

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Sully P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BiB Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sully P Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > A loved one of mine is very ill and may
> die.
> > I
> > > was
> > > > told FairfaxUnderground and this thread,
> > about
> > > > feces and midwives, was the place to seek
> > > support
> > > > and advise. Im really hurting and turning
> to
> > a
> > > > thread with gifs of unspeakable scat play
> > seems
> > > > strange but I want to gain strength by
> > sharing
> > > > here.
> > >
> > >
> > > Sully, so sorry to hear of your troubles - I
> > will
> > > say prayers for you and your loved one. You
> > were
> > > right to come here as those of us with
> > digestive
> > > issues are a true brotherhood. What kind of
> > > illness? Do you have family support locally?
>
> > > Also, when you have a bowel movement do you
> > need
> > > people to assist you because your movements
> are
> > so
> > > large they simulate child labor?
> > >
> > > Be well friend.
> >
> > The Dr. calls it Chronic Wasting disease but
> the
> > diagnosis on our bills says
> 'Creutzfeldt–Jakob'
> > - I guess one is the generic term. My sister
> was
> > a primitive survivalist 'training' to be on
> Naked
> > And Afraid. The doctors think she got it from
> > eating raw game in the field. She is very
> anxious
> > and depressed and has trouble walking.
> Sometimes
> > she jerks around so much we have to help her
> feed
> > herself.
>
>
> Instead of speaking about medical conditions that
> you have no knowledge of, spreading ignorance in
> this case, it would behoove you to be honest and
> not say anything when you know nothing. BSE or mad
> cow disease has nothing to do with what you are
> bringing up. Please get some help, preferably at a
> place like Woodburn, that might be able to assist
> your particular set of problems.


No they said it was not Mad Cow also she didnt eat any beef during her weeks-long training in the wild. She did eat squirrels and said she part of a fawn she found frozen in the snow. They keep calling it wasting disease - its horrible. Needs more help every day and the rest of my family is nowhere near our area.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is usually off on Tuesdays but 5am guy is working extra shifts because some of the other employees are going on vacations this week and next week. They even asked 5am guy if he could work a day shift. 5am guy is a little scared of working day shift with other people. 5am guy likes to work alone. Just the thought of working a day shift is giving 5am guy bowel trouble.

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is
> usually off on Tuesdays but 5am guy is working
> extra shifts because some of the other employees
> are going on vacations this week and next week.
> They even asked 5am guy if he could work a day
> shift. 5am guy is a little scared of working day
> shift with other people. 5am guy likes to work
> alone. Just the thought of working a day shift is
> giving 5am guy bowel trouble.


I don’t blame you for wanting to work alone. People around here are complete assholes who only care about themselves. Especially the superior bowel crowd. I hope you can get out of this assignment, or if needed report you’re dropping off a cannon ball into the groan throne.

It’s so odd, to wake up and see the obese neighbor farting wearing a red dress and heels. Dad is smoking a cigarette and smiling. Mom is out at some bar and grandma and I are going to visit an organic grocery store.

Club sandwich with French fries. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

I do not like the hot weather. It makes this condition far worse. It’s embarrassing. Fall can’t come soon enough. I know the dog needs to go for a walk, so I’m paying my neighbors kid $20 to do this.