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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 29, 2019 06:45PM

A bag of little smokies, curly fries and soda. Take this bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 29, 2019 07:07PM

It feels like I’ve got fifty beaners jumping up and down on my colon. I’m going to send ICE in to investigate if legal or not. They cost us extra health care costs, an increase in crime, and require us to support their anchor babies with large class sizes. Now this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: great point ()
Date: May 29, 2019 09:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It feels like I’ve got fifty beaners jumping up
> and down on my colon. I’m going to send ICE in
> to investigate if legal or not. They cost us extra
> health care costs, an increase in crime, and
> require us to support their anchor babies with
> large class sizes. Now this.



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Chaste Onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:14AM

I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the start of such a generous bowel movement?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Matilda Made Me Breakfast Today! ()
Date: May 30, 2019 09:03AM

Chaste Onion Wrote:
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> I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that
> some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the
> start of such a generous bowel movement?



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 01:40PM

Naughty-delicious...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 03:08PM

Chaste Onion Wrote:
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> I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is that
> some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at the
> start of such a generous bowel movement?


Everyone on this thread should enable image block for fairfaxunderground.com on their browser settings. The images are just being posted by kids trying to get attention.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 07:42PM

I believe my bowels are clear, after dropping what appeared to be a twenty pound bowling ball. If any of the beaners in the area want to buy it, and put three holes in it, $15. Not a bad deal considering they usually steal bowling balls.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: get real onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:11PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Chaste Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont think we need these pictures. BTW is
> that
> > some kind of bejeweled plug in her rectum at
> the
> > start of such a generous bowel movement?
>
>
> Everyone on this thread should enable image block
> for fairfaxunderground.com on their browser
> settings. The images are just being posted by kids
> trying to get attention.


kids, huh. On a thread about you all talking about feces. Is it kids fantasizing about 'midwives' delivering a bowel movement the size of a 'bowling ball?'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 08:15PM

Come on down. To the Fairfax Boulevardz. Got bowelz out butt cheekz in the air, signz out spinning. Want a special oil changez? Got one you'll never forget. Bring your money and get specialz! You get oil changez and you will feel better with your carz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: earnest onion ()
Date: May 30, 2019 09:58PM

I believe Brown Onion is the dude chugging shit in the pictures above - he loves all things feces.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Earnest Grumpkin III ()
Date: May 30, 2019 11:32PM

What I like to imagine, what gives me pleasure is the feeling of release someone experiences when eliminating on my face. With my mouth open or closed, I can sense that they are feeling a warm primal satisfaction as they unload. Sometimes urine released trickles along my face and into my ears - I dont like that it tickles.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 07:39AM

It’s with impending gloom, that I must face the fear of delivering a large painful smelly package that could be damaging. I’ve made contingency plans with midwives and the horrible unreliable beaner I give a few measly bucks to unclog the groan throne. Why must the big bags of cement sit feet above my fish?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Vomit Fetish Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 08:11AM

Fantastic thread - thanks. My main fetish is vomit though. Is there a thread where I can fantasize with others about my erotic vomit fetish? If not I could just share here - everyone seems very open about their special and exotic desires on this forum, its very freeing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: rejection response onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 08:17AM

Too exciting to keep to myself - enjoy!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 09:15AM

I called out sick today. Going to Brion's lunch buffet when it opens. Unlimited fried chicken and potato salad is going to make for a fabulous lunch. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Proper Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 09:47AM

The images and write-ups have taken a turn for the worse here - my bowels do not approve.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 11:44AM

A lot of sweating here, a pumpkin and a blockage are the current status.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:11PM

I had a healthy breakfast only to have it ruined. The obese neighbor is the lunch lady serving fatty foods and farting nonstop.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: get help ()
Date: May 31, 2019 12:26PM

you people are sick - get help.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: May 31, 2019 12:32PM

Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 03:18PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz
> mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four
> piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a
> half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin
> ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I
> shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen
> noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.


It happens to all of us red Onion. Just remember you’re human and we all do this sometimes. When you have peanut butter, does that back up your plumbing as well?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 04:16PM

The return of summer has kicked off, the return of dad and the obese neighbor’s jenkem business. I guess it keeps them busy, but I don’t want grandma caught up in this. If found transporting it would she be arrested?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: May 31, 2019 06:10PM

Fiber bars have helped me a lot along with golf. Walking instead of using the cart has been amazing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cape Fear Onion ()
Date: May 31, 2019 11:40PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well I waz broke since Tuesday but got payed thiz
> mornin so I decided ta treat myself ta a four
> piece meal from tha KFC. I jus got done eatin a
> half hour ago an now I am sittin in the can gettin
> ready for sumthin bad ta happin in my rear. I
> shoulda takin it easy after eatin nuthin but ramen
> noodlez an peanut butter samwiches fo 3 dayz.

Brown loves you because you are white. I dont like or dislike you but I will say you are obviously a failure and either stupid or lazy or both. At your age, you should be more established - eating peanut butter because you are broke is for college students and young adventurers.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Inspector onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 12:54AM

WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other trolls.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 01, 2019 04:50AM

Inspector onion Wrote:
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> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
>
> The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other
> trolls.


Who the fuck are you calling a troll troll?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 06:31AM

It’s almost 7 and the beaner who’s supposed to trim the bushes and lawn while I’m on the groan throne isn’t here. Unacceptable!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 08:02AM

The weekend is here so I am thinking about driving out to Warrenton to have Long John Silvers fish, coleslaw, fries, hushpuppies. My bowels are up for the challenge.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 09:10AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> The weekend is here so I am thinking about driving
> out to Warrenton to have Long John Silvers fish,
> coleslaw, fries, hushpuppies. My bowels are up for
> the challenge.


Holy shit!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: observer onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 10:40AM

Inspector onion Wrote:
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> WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
>
> The more Brown onion posts, so do all of the other
> trolls.


Brown Onion is the more benevolent persona/sock puppet of the mentally ill person that posts all the time with boring racists posts and pro-Trump nonsense. I suppose we should be glad he has a scat fetish to distract him for the insanely boring posts about how great Trump is and the absolutely shocking use* of the word Nigger.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 10:50AM

I did not know that Long John Silvers doesn't open till 11 am. I am sitting in the parking lot waiting for them to open. I am really hungry, my bowels are ready!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Image Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 10:59AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 12:19PM

Am frustrated. After dropping off cinder blocks, the lawn is still not cut and my starfish looks like the New York harbor tunnel. Anyone know a dark skin person I can call?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 12:47PM

The obese neighbor is playing my Nintendo. My dad is currently loading jenkum in grandmas station wagon. Mom drinks and smokes cigarettes. I need to get a summer job.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: June 01, 2019 01:54PM

Wonder why I’m glad I retired from medicine? This.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 03:55PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Wonder why I’m glad I retired from medicine?
> This.

No it’s because you were and still are a quack. Lots of promises with feeling better and your sausage fingers in peoples starfish. You are a sick dog.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 04:30PM

Bubba Burgers box, French fries, beer. Take this bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spratt Humphries ()
Date: June 01, 2019 06:38PM

Amazed to see people talking about IBS so freely. I have type II and also diabetes which complicates things. Have to monitor food, stress, diet. A recent hip replacement has not helped and although hopeful recovery has been difficult.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Layered Onion ()
Date: June 01, 2019 07:30PM

Deeply gratified to see a place here for those of us inclined to closely investigate our body's normal and natural functions. Sexuality included. There is no shame in finding pleasure in our dirt...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: h3kx6 ()
Date: June 01, 2019 09:24PM

fucking weirdos - sick images, even sicker perverted fucking write-ups.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 05:56AM

Spratt Humphries Wrote:
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> Amazed to see people talking about IBS so freely.
> I have type II and also diabetes which complicates
> things. Have to monitor food, stress, diet. A
> recent hip replacement has not helped and although
> hopeful recovery has been difficult.


Good morning and welcome aboard. All of us have bowels, and it’s my job as an advocate, to let others know they aren’t alone. Type 2 is messy and not fun. For those who don’t know it’s the opposite of my hoisting cinder blocks. Feel free to share here brother in bowel.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 08:31AM

I cooked a can of corned beef hash this morning and had that with four fried eggs. Later today I am thinking about getting a bunch of tacos from Tippy's. My bowels are going to shit when they see that coming.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:15AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I cooked a can of corned beef hash this morning
> and had that with four fried eggs. Later today I
> am thinking about getting a bunch of tacos from
> Tippy's. My bowels are going to shit when they see
> that coming.


I worry about your bowels daily.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mary Anne. ()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:18AM

I honestly don't know what to make of this forum. Some things make me laugh but there is also a presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry and song parodies are really something else. I am having a good day today because I managed to do you know what this morning. I think just sharing that fact just made me feel even better. I hope that the sincere authors here are doing well too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 11:26AM

Mary Anne. Wrote:
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> I honestly don't know what to make of this forum.
> Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> and song parodies are really something else. I am
> having a good day today because I managed to do
> you know what this morning. I think just sharing
> that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> that the sincere authors here are doing well too.


Hi Mary Anne and welcome! Glad to offer some support and yes, its very freeing to share your healthy bowels. I would mention there is no evil or hate here only love and acceptance. True, many here share their sexual relationship to their bowels but that is all part of God's wonderful creation too. While my own personal focus is on hideous building materials being forced through my starfish I also derive lustful satisfaction at having others eliminate on my face and in my mouth - their bowels, my choice.

Again, welcome :)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 01:13PM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Mary Anne. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I honestly don't know what to make of this
> forum.
> > Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> > presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> > and song parodies are really something else. I
> am
> > having a good day today because I managed to do
> > you know what this morning. I think just
> sharing
> > that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> > that the sincere authors here are doing well
> too.
>
>
> Hi Mary Anne and welcome! Glad to offer some
> support and yes, its very freeing to share your
> healthy bowels. I would mention there is no evil
> or hate here only love and acceptance. True, many
> here share their sexual relationship to their
> bowels but that is all part of God's wonderful
> creation too. While my own personal focus is on
> hideous building materials being forced through my
> starfish I also derive lustful satisfaction at
> having others eliminate on my face and in my mouth
> - their bowels, my choice.
>
> Again, welcome :)


Funny! I’ve wasted your time off and online. You are so wonderful!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: The truth... ()
Date: June 02, 2019 01:52PM

Mary Anne. Wrote:
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> I honestly don't know what to make of this forum.
> Some things make me laugh but there is also a
> presence of evil and/or hatred here. The poetry
> and song parodies are really something else. I am
> having a good day today because I managed to do
> you know what this morning. I think just sharing
> that fact just made me feel even better. I hope
> that the sincere authors here are doing well too.


90% of the posts in here are from racist user BEH, he pretends to be Brown Onion and most of the other posters. Most people think BEH is William Moreno.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spratt Humphries ()
Date: June 02, 2019 02:04PM

Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even dieticians. It’s very time consuming and frustrating.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 02:44PM

Spratt Humphries Wrote:
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> Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid
> fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then
> for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to
> multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even
> dieticians. It’s very time consuming and
> frustrating.

Perhaps if you didnt eat the feces you wouldnt get as sick. Swish and spit like the wine tasters do. You get the full flavor and experience but dont burden your digestive system with a feast so exotic in nature.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 02:58PM

I like my job in the organic grocery store. It was a surprise to see the obese neighbor walk in looking for Bubba burgers. I don’t think he understands.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 03:18PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Who wantz oil changez? Got specialz going on.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 03:23PM

Spratt Humphries Wrote:
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> Thank you for the kind welcome. It started in mid
> fifties. Would eat and get anxious. Queasy . Then
> for hours diarrhea that kept going. Have gone to
> multiple medical offices. Nothing has helped. Even
> dieticians. It’s very time consuming and
> frustrating.


Spratt as you can see just like other IBS forums, we are harassed despite a health condition. If our lungs, hearts, or even orthopedic problems we’d have more respect. It’s okay though as we have positive discussions and learn ways to deal with our diagnoses. As you’ve seen no cure and doctors treat us as leper’s for the most part. That’s a very common age for IBS, although it can start earlier. I support you as do others. Thank goodness so many won’t experience what we do, whether cinder blocks or rivers at unfortunate times.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 03:54PM

I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom. My wii controller was in the toilet, with what looked like feces stuck to it. The obese neighbor was passed out and farting on the couch, using Jules’ nurse costume as a blanket. I had a bowl of muesli cereal with blueberries and a kale smoothie.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 04:20PM

Burritos and quesadillas. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 04:25PM

It bothers me as the grandfather clock in the living room, chimes in new times as I dread the upcoming delivery of a dark stinky basketball that will have to be thrust out of forty feet of piping. Why my bowels? Why can’t I just have a good one per the Bristol Stool Guide. The posters I’ve framed of these are informative but why must I bite down on a fan belt each and every time?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: side view mirror ()
Date: June 02, 2019 04:58PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom.
> My wii controller was in the toilet, with what
> looked like feces stuck to it. The obese neighbor
> was passed out and farting on the couch, using
> Jules’ nurse costume as a blanket. I had a bowl
> of muesli cereal with blueberries and a kale
> smoothie.


spring, weird about your Wii controller. Dont try to power it up or charge it until its completely dry. wipe the outside then take the batteries out leaving the batt compartment open burry the controller with any silicon cover off, in fresh white rice. Leave it for 24 hours then change the rice and leave for several days. Check to see if its dry before empowering. Your neighbor reminds me of BO or some of the other deviants here - avoid him, tell JULES TO AVOID HIM.

Great job on muesli btw.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 07:54PM

Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 02, 2019 09:30PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!


Good luck brown.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 02, 2019 09:50PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Midwives enroute this is going to be terrible!
>
>
> Good luck brown.


Fuck off, Dave. You contribute NOTHING to the BiB’s or this thread.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bored Stiff Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2019 10:58PM

unfortunate images, stupid write-ups and worst of all the ever-boring Brown Onion douchebag. 'midwives' what a fucking boring stupid shop-worn bit. And no, none of your new improved sockpuppets are interesting in the least. Just painfully boring.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 03, 2019 11:32AM

Obese neighbor is passed out on the couch in a Redskins cheerleader outfit with blood stained underwear and a half-eaten chicken in his hand. Grandma is trying to clean up spilled Cheetos and magazines from around him. Mom and dad are in the car in the carport screaming at each other.

For lunch Im having Trader joes Extra Firm tofu sauteed in avocado oil served over a bed of organic mixed greens and a flax seed oil and vinegar dressing. Im drinking CBD tea to calm my nerves. As Jules wont return my text messages.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 03, 2019 12:26PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > Midwives enroute this is going to be
> terrible!
> >
> >
> > Good luck brown.
>
>
> Fuck off, Dave. You contribute NOTHING to the
> BiB’s or this thread.


You are very rude. You should apologize.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennessee Tim ()
Date: June 03, 2019 04:45PM

For those not on the email chain this Saturday is Tennessee Tea Stains outing at Tysons II. We will meet at Coastal Flats at 7pm in summer whites. My preference is an off white as it allows some what more cover. Anyway we have a whole bolt of cheese cloth so no need to bring your own. See you Sat. If youre late just head to the furniture stores on the first floor nearest the restaurant.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2019 05:31PM

Sitting here again sweating like David Dinkins. My bowels tell me exploding bratwurst followed by cinder blocks. It’s a repeat cycle of violence and the starfish suffers mostly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion is a Boring Fuck ()
Date: June 03, 2019 05:35PM

^ you forgot to mention the 'midwives' while weaving your hilarious tale. What a boring unimaginative old man you are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 03, 2019 06:07PM

I'm so glad to be retired. If I had to work with this condition, it would be darn near impossible. Every twenty minutes or so I feel the urge to go. Most of the time little or nothing, but sometimes lots of diarrhea and it is embarrassing. I feel bad for younger people who have IBS.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2019 09:54PM

Hotdogs, nachos and cheese, beer. Buckle up bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Serious Thread Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2019 10:29PM

Teee Heee - I eat then poo comes out! teeeeeee heeee teeee heeee Im 3 YEAR OLD~

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:04AM

The Jenkem word dad and the obese neighbor are doing must be profitable. They both wear gold underwear.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brandon_L ()
Date: June 04, 2019 12:21PM

Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year so bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not available for any of the disgusting things suggested by the picture poster or others telling stories of the young man and his neighbor.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 01:38PM

Brandon_L Wrote:
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> Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year so
> bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> available for any of the disgusting things
> suggested by the picture poster or others telling
> stories of the young man and his neighbor.

Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes here. As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding, and there are external and internal ones.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:05PM

Just got off work and am heading to Jersey Mikes. A footlong Big Kahuna with extra meat and extra mayo is on the menu tonight, for a side dish I will cook half a bag of tater tots and wash it all down with a 12 pack of Budweiser. My bowels will just have to deal with it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brandon_L ()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last year
> so
> > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> > available for any of the disgusting things
> > suggested by the picture poster or others
> telling
> > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
>
> Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our
> bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes here.
> As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding,
> and there are external and internal ones.

No I have regular, generally effortless movements. I maintain a very health diet with almost no meat and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the person that pretends that your bowel movements are like giving birth with midwives or helpers of some kind? You seem like one of the less serious kids on here really.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 05:51PM

The obese neighbor and dad paid me $200, to go to Dave and Buster's. This is super, and I'm going to have a bowel friendly meal, and play games for hours on end. I guess this is due to their jenkum business. I don't approve of it but the benefits are great.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 04, 2019 06:22PM

What a mess. It is okay being a senior citizen. Yet what is not is having my pants fill up when least expected.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:15PM

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> What a mess. It is okay being a senior citizen.
> Yet what is not is having my pants fill up when
> least expected.


Our AARP cards and discounts, don't cover anything we experience.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:18PM

Brandon_L Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> year
> > so
> > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im not
> > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > telling
> > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> >
> > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite our
> > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> here.
> > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause bleeding,
> > and there are external and internal ones.
>
> No I have regular, generally effortless movements.
> I maintain a very health diet with almost no meat
> and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> person that pretends that your bowel movements are
> like giving birth with midwives or helpers of some
> kind? You seem like one of the less serious kids
> on here really.


I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too bad, if that really was true, because it seems like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us whom are older have experienced the great betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel the same betrayal.

It has been an honor, to have educated folks at library conference rooms, or in front of grocery stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other materials. These efforts have helped people and their bowels, and this is the least I can do.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> > year
> > > so
> > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> not
> > > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > telling
> > > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> > >
> > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> our
> > > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> > here.
> > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> bleeding,
> > > and there are external and internal ones.
> >
> > No I have regular, generally effortless
> movements.
> > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> meat
> > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> > person that pretends that your bowel movements
> are
> > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> some
> > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> kids
> > on here really.
>
>
> I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> whom are older have experienced the great
> betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel
> the same betrayal.
>
> It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> library conference rooms, or in front of grocery
> stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> materials. These efforts have helped people and
> their bowels, and this is the least I can do.


Shut the fuck up, BEH retard. Stupidest troll on this forum.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:34PM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy
> last
> > > year
> > > > so
> > > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> > not
> > > > > available for any of the disgusting
> things
> > > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > > telling
> > > > > stories of the young man and his
> neighbor.
> > > >
> > > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> > our
> > > > bowel woes our sane, there are some
> assholes
> > > here.
> > > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are
> you
> > > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation
> plus
> > > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> > bleeding,
> > > > and there are external and internal ones.
> > >
> > > No I have regular, generally effortless
> > movements.
> > > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> > meat
> > > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you
> the
> > > person that pretends that your bowel
> movements
> > are
> > > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> > some
> > > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> > kids
> > > on here really.
> >
> >
> > I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> > nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> > bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> > like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> > shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> > whom are older have experienced the great
> > betrayal. Our young ones today one day will
> feel
> > the same betrayal.
> >
> > It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> > library conference rooms, or in front of
> grocery
> > stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > materials. These efforts have helped people and
> > their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
>
>
> Shut the fuck up, BEH retard. Stupidest troll on
> this forum.



If I buy you some iguana meat, will that make you a little more calm? You seem very angry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brandon_L ()
Date: June 04, 2019 07:37PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brandon_L Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy last
> > year
> > > so
> > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> not
> > > > available for any of the disgusting things
> > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > telling
> > > > stories of the young man and his neighbor.
> > >
> > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> our
> > > bowel woes our sane, there are some assholes
> > here.
> > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are you
> > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation plus
> > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> bleeding,
> > > and there are external and internal ones.
> >
> > No I have regular, generally effortless
> movements.
> > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> meat
> > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you the
> > person that pretends that your bowel movements
> are
> > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> some
> > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> kids
> > on here really.
>
>
> I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> whom are older have experienced the great
> betrayal. Our young ones today one day will feel
> the same betrayal.
>
> It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> library conference rooms, or in front of grocery
> stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> materials. These efforts have helped people and
> their bowels, and this is the least I can do.


'Attitude?' What are you talking about? I went and looked at the threads (disgusting images and all) - you are the one that posts stories about a midwife cutting your rectum and delivering babies or cinder blocks from your bottom. As I said I assumed you are a kid given the childish nature of your comments. So sure, Im giving you the attention you seem to need but no, you are not educating or helping anyone you are just being immature.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 04, 2019 08:05PM

Brandon_L Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brandon_L Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brandon_L Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Blood when I wipe. Clean colonoscopy
> last
> > > year
> > > > so
> > > > > bowels are ok but why the blood. Also Im
> > not
> > > > > available for any of the disgusting
> things
> > > > > suggested by the picture poster or others
> > > > telling
> > > > > stories of the young man and his
> neighbor.
> > > >
> > > > Thankfully the vast majority of us despite
> > our
> > > > bowel woes our sane, there are some
> assholes
> > > here.
> > > > As a bowel educator, my best guess is are
> you
> > > > straining a lot/backed up?? Constipation
> plus
> > > > hemmeroids is no joke. They can cause
> > bleeding,
> > > > and there are external and internal ones.
> > >
> > > No I have regular, generally effortless
> > movements.
> > > I maintain a very health diet with almost no
> > meat
> > > and lots of veggies. 'Educator?' arent you
> the
> > > person that pretends that your bowel
> movements
> > are
> > > like giving birth with midwives or helpers of
> > some
> > > kind? You seem like one of the less serious
> > kids
> > > on here really.
> >
> >
> > I don't like your attitude. It is accusatory in
> > nature. My hope is that your roids aren't too
> > bad, if that really was true, because it seems
> > like you have some kind of vendetta. That is a
> > shame, as all of us have bowels, but some of us
> > whom are older have experienced the great
> > betrayal. Our young ones today one day will
> feel
> > the same betrayal.
> >
> > It has been an honor, to have educated folks at
> > library conference rooms, or in front of
> grocery
> > stores with Bristol Stool Guides and other
> > materials. These efforts have helped people and
> > their bowels, and this is the least I can do.
>
>
> 'Attitude?' What are you talking about? I went
> and looked at the threads (disgusting images and
> all) - you are the one that posts stories about a
> midwife cutting your rectum and delivering babies
> or cinder blocks from your bottom. As I said I
> assumed you are a kid given the childish nature of
> your comments. So sure, Im giving you the
> attention you seem to need but no, you are not
> educating or helping anyone you are just being
> immature.


Ok BO uses humor to talk about an issue that’s painful. I’m probably older than most here. Yes I don’t think all he says if funny. But some is. And he’s helped people here. Maybe channel your frustration elsewhere, let and let live. Is BO really getting under your skin that much? I understand you don’t like him and that’s fine. There are plenty of authors and subjects here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 06:19AM

Goulash enroute. The pangs the rumbles are a prelude to the upcoming battle at hand. If you have IBS in Pakistan you use your hand to wipe your starfish, so be wary of shaking those dirty bastards hands. Appreciate prayers and good wishes of luck as I may be dropping an M1 Abrams tank here today.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:03AM

Pancakes, bacon, grits with whiskey. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Matt Schweet ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:59AM

This thread stinks

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 08:30AM

Off to school, I’m upset that dad and the obese neighbor embrace each other in public. I wish they could keep this behavior at home. Mom continues to drink and cry but grandma is buying me a new PlayStation.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 10:22AM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Come one come all! Buttockz out give you best oil changez ever. See me for services specialz!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 12:05PM

Looks like I’m going to give birth to Beto O’Rourke, the guy who claims to be a beaner. His head is huge and pushing this out of the starfish is going to require more than a heave and a ho. Midwives with forceps for sure.

To young folks enjoy your bowels not betraying you. My colon is such a Judas.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: GoPro for BO Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 12:06PM

I used my GoPro for our educator and leader Brown Onion - he is super funny too!Brown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown OnionBrown Onion

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 05, 2019 04:41PM

I tried eating my own shit today. It was actually delicious.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Corn in Ur Stool Onion ()
Date: June 05, 2019 05:20PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I tried eating my own shit today. It was actually
> delicious.



'tried' sounds like you succeeded. Was it nutty?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 05, 2019 06:49PM

Fucking impersonation. Dave doesn't do that and you fucking know it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Top of the Forum ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:02PM

So this thread is on top of the forum and I open it - what a mistake. You people post unbelievable pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no fucking lives?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:13PM

Top of the Forum Wrote:
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> So this thread is on top of the forum and I open
> it - what a mistake. You people post unbelievable
> pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> fucking lives?


One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread about digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he posts online and not in real life.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:27PM

Dave Johns just called me. Anybody else wanna join us for a scat-eating party?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: not good ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:30PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Top of the Forum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So this thread is on top of the forum and I
> open
> > it - what a mistake. You people post
> unbelievable
> > pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> > fucking lives?
>
>
> One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a
> complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread about
> digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he posts
> online and not in real life.


How do you 'post' in real life if its not online? I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 05, 2019 07:59PM

Why so much animosity towards BO and other folks? There are plenty of topics to choose from here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Same shit... ()
Date: June 05, 2019 08:00PM

not good Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Top of the Forum Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So this thread is on top of the forum and I
> > open
> > > it - what a mistake. You people post
> > unbelievable
> > > pictures that turn my stomach. Have you no
> > > fucking lives?
> >
> >
> > One person. Who's obsessed with BO. He's a
> > complete ass clown. Otherwise a good thread
> about
> > digestion issues. This scumbag is lucky he
> posts
> > online and not in real life.
>
>
> How do you 'post' in real life if its not online?
> I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this
> isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish
> thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my
> choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good

Miscavage is another one of miz/BEH’s stupid trolls. This thread is just another one of his little make believe virtual dollhouse fetishes. Dude has serious mental issues.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: m3ulh ()
Date: June 05, 2019 09:48PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Why so much animosity towards BO and other folks?
> There are plenty of topics to choose from here.


Animosity? I said How do you 'post' in real life if its not online? I think your bowels are backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii playing. Not good

Not sure who or what BO is; person place or thing?

This is not a health thread. This is immaturity and gross-out pictures

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:27AM

m3ulh Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why so much animosity towards BO and other
> folks?
> > There are plenty of topics to choose from here.
>
>
> Animosity? I said How do you 'post' in real
> life if its not online? I think your bowels are
> backed up. Also, no, this isnt a helpful health
> thread its a scat fetish thread with stories of
> midwives, 'my bowels my choice, shitting-Wii
> playing. Not good

>
> Not sure who or what BO is; person place or thing?
>
>
> This is not a health thread. This is immaturity
> and gross-out pictures

Even though I almost needed stitches after delivering a lumber truck, I’m sorry that’s your view of the good work we are doing here. None of us, myself included likes poop pictures. That’s just gross as we are here to discuss our struggles, coping mechanisms and nutrition to at least alleviate our symptoms.

There’s no cure for IBS. There probably will never be as doctors tell us “this will help, “ yet it’s nothing but snake oil. It’s okay that doctors treat us like second class citizens, but we’d expect a little more decency here. Instead it’s pariah or leper like here. That’s sad as if we discussed lung or heart problems, maybe things would be different. Unfortunately we are treated as outcasts here, but we will not give up supporting each other no matter what insults or nasty pictures you throw our way.

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