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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 01, 2019 07:51AM

Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the admissions office said I would definitely be accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me right away if the letter shows up at home. This nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: concerned bib ()
Date: January 01, 2019 10:05AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.


HOw is you anus healing from the Obese Neighbor attack Christmas day? Have they set a hearing date yet?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 03, 2019 04:55AM

5am guy says happy new year!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2019 06:22AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> admissions office said I would definitely be
> accepted but I want to see it in writing. There is
> no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.


Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get accepted and do a lot for bowel research.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 04, 2019 04:53PM

Getting a 8 piece mild,spicy mix and 6 biscuits from Popeyes on the way home my bowels are going to shit themselves when they find out about this. Maybe I should get a large coleslaw as well to help them out.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 05, 2019 07:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at the
> > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > accepted but I want to see it in writing. There
> is
> > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still at
> > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > right away if the letter shows up at home. This
> > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
>
>
> Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> accepted and do a lot for bowel research.


Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and am working at the hospital today. I told all the kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake. My Mom is real proud of me too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2019 08:00AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Happy new year bib's! I am waiting for my
> > > acceptance letter from Richard Bland junior
> > > college. I hope it comes soon! The lady at
> the
> > > admissions office said I would definitely be
> > > accepted but I want to see it in writing.
> There
> > is
> > > no mail today so maybe tomorrow. I am still
> at
> > > Grandmas house but my Mom promised to call me
> > > right away if the letter shows up at home.
> This
> > > nervousness is causing bowel trouble for me.
> >
> >
> > Hoping that letter has arrived. I think the
> > partial shutdown has even affected mail Spring
> > Onion. Have no fear, I think youre going to get
> > accepted and do a lot for bowel research.
>
>
> Thank you Mr Brown. You were right I got the
> letter yesterday! I am back home from Grandmas and
> am working at the hospital today. I told all the
> kitchen ladies about my acceptance to college and
> they all cheered for me and are baking me a cake.
> My Mom is real proud of me too.

I am very proud of you spring onion! You have persevered under difficult circumstances, and I applaud you for a job well done.

This place has a lot of negative people, but let’s hear it for spring onion! Bravo young man a big time congratulations!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: January 05, 2019 09:00AM

I am vury happi for you too spring onion! I can tell you will go far inlife an be a big contributer to society.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 06, 2019 11:04AM

Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor are having their NFL playoff watching party over at the obese neighbors house and not here at my house. It's only 11 am and they are already drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dr. appointment ()
Date: January 06, 2019 11:14AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.

Jesus when did the neighbor get out of jail? When is the trial? Did the courts let you back with your parents? People here do not have your best interests in mind. May I suggest acquiring a firearm should the Obese Neighbor return to attack and rape you again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 06, 2019 05:07PM

Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to shit themselves!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 06:42AM

This is a good morning to head out to Manassas and hit up the Golden corral breakfast buffet. Going to start off with 6 fried eggs and a pound of bacon, maybe a couple toasted bagels and corned beef hash. My bowels will not be happy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 09:18AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Got some Italian sausages at Two fat butchers out
> in Front Royal yesterday. Going to cook up a pound
> of spaghetti and have a couple of those sausages
> and a jar of Prego on top. My bowels are going to
> shit themselves!


Up to you as they are your set but good heavens!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:04AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I am
> very thankful that my Dad and the obese neighbor
> are having their NFL playoff watching party over
> at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to get
> fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.


Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi fruits and vegetables good?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: verified green. onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?

your boring sockpuppet Spring onion is more insipid than usual. Why not kill yourself?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 10:22AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> am
> > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> neighbor
> > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> over
> > at the obese neighbors house and not here at my
> > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon to
> get
> > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
>
>
> Sorry spring I was on the groan throne squinting
> and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved your
> dad and the neighbor are stinking up their house
> and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> fruits and vegetables good?


Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department is as good as any other grocery store. They have lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh with so much turnover. I like the grapes and apples best.
My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully having the NFL watching event at the neighbors house again this weekend. They just got back from Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters. My Dad is furloughed from his government job right now and has been getting drunk all day every day for some time now.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 11:09AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Thanks you guys! I am not working today and I
> > am
> > > very thankful that my Dad and the obese
> > neighbor
> > > are having their NFL playoff watching party
> > over
> > > at the obese neighbors house and not here at
> my
> > > house. It's only 11 am and they are already
> > > drinking Busch beer and smoking meats in the
> > > neighbors driveway. I am going to Aldi soon
> to
> > get
> > > fresh fruits and vegetables for the week.
> >
> >
> > Sorry spring I was on the groan throne
> squinting
> > and didn’t see this earlier. I am relieved
> your
> > dad and the neighbor are stinking up their
> house
> > and you get a oxygen rich environment. Are Aldi
> > fruits and vegetables good?
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown! I think the Aldi produce department
> is as good as any other grocery store. They have
> lots of customers and that keeps the produce fresh
> with so much turnover. I like the grapes and
> apples best.
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are thankfully
> having the NFL watching event at the neighbors
> house again this weekend. They just got back from
> Costco and they bought several cases of Busch beer
> in cans and several bags of chicken leg quarters.
> My Dad is furloughed from his government job right
> now and has been getting drunk all day every day
> for some time now.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 02:45PM

I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 06:40PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just put a big Perdue oven stuffer roaster in
> the oven. Going to eat that bad boy later with
> stuffing, gravy and some green beans. My bowels
> can handle it!


You have any Crisco for your starfish?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: weekend onion ()
Date: January 12, 2019 07:49PM

^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 06:34AM

weekend onion Wrote:
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> ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick

Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual activity.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 08:49AM

I am working at the hospital kitchen again today, we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon. More football today means more drunken parties with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: polygraph onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 01:10PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend onion Wrote:
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> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.


Stop lying, cunt. You already told us all that you were “entrance only.”

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2019 01:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am working at the hospital kitchen again today,
> we are shorthanded because of the snow. My Mom
> drove me here in her Subaru with no problem. My
> Dad is still passed out at the obese neighbors
> house. I hope he gets to go back to work soon.
> More football today means more drunken parties
> with gassy foods. It cannot be healthy to have
> fondue nearly every night like my Dad does.


Fondue every night. His colon and arteries geez!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 15, 2019 05:28PM

Taking it easy on my bowels tonight with some McFood. Three McDoubles with large fries and two apple pies. Washing it all down with a six pack of budweiser in 16oz cans.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Everyone Gerry Onion ()
Date: January 15, 2019 07:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend onion Wrote:
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> > ^Brown dreaming of greasy asshole to lick
>
> Sorry unlike Gerry I’m not into homosexual
> activity.


Everyone is Gerry - what a surprise Brown Onion is the dumbass that has Gerry Derangement Syndrome. You love playing with your shit and think everyone is Gerry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 18, 2019 04:58PM

Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip. They mentioned something about butt chugging. For once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I invited a school friend over so we can play kinect and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about it, if you ask me.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 19, 2019 08:55AM

Going out to Warrenton today around 11am to go to Long John Silvers. Planning on spending about 30 bucks on lunch. My bowels wont be happy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Old Friend Onion ()
Date: January 19, 2019 09:42AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing trip.
> They mentioned something about butt chugging. For
> once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> invited a school friend over so we can play kinect
> and study bowels. She seems pretty excited about
> it, if you ask me.
>

Spring,

Glad to hear you got out of camping - I seem to recall in earlier years you were made to listen to a night of debauchery in the tent your dad and neighbor occupied. If Im not mistaken one year your dad lost the car keys and your grandma had to drive the Town Car to the campsite to rescue you.

Im glad you are meeting with a friend - is that her in the picture? She looks very attractive and can really play Wii Just Dance! Remember to take it slow ('She Cums First' is a good book for new young men) also be careful about human waste - its loaded with bacteria that can make you sick. Have fun!!!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 07:21AM

Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long weekend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 11:17AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great long
> weekend!

You as well spring. Worried about you with today’s football games.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 02:25PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> long
> > weekend!
>
> You as well spring. Worried about you with
> today’s football games.


I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese along with chunks of ham. I hope the government shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might have to take money from my college fund. My Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she has my back and my college is covered for at least 2 years.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:19PM

Old Friend Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Dad and the obese neighbor went on a fishing
> trip.
> > They mentioned something about butt chugging.
> For
> > once they didn’t make me go with. Instead I
> > invited a school friend over so we can play
> kinect
> > and study bowels. She seems pretty excited
> about
> > it, if you ask me.
> >
>

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:23PM


Hi Bib

Thank you for the kind words and yes that is her - she is very attractive and also plays Wii Just Dance in a very unique way. We first met at Home Depot when I was shopping for paint for a Science Fair Bowels project and she was purchasing a half dozen drop cloths for her gaming.

I had a fresh fruit salad for brunch with clear filtered water. For lunch Im having wheat grass compote on gluten free rice cakes with a small jicama walnut and lime juice salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Nintendo Power Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 03:29PM

spring onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 20, 2019 06:42PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hi BiB's! I hope you all are having a great
> > long
> > > weekend!
> >
> > You as well spring. Worried about you with
> > today’s football games.
>
>
> I am worried too. I get off work at 3:30 so we
> will see what is going on at home. My Dad recently
> bought a larger fondue pot off ebay. He is on a
> bizarre fondue kick lately. Last night he was
> dipping deep fried shrimp into the fondue cheese
> along with chunks of ham. I hope the government
> shutdown ends soon so he can go back to work, he
> even said if he misses 3 more paychecks he might
> have to take money from my college fund. My
> Grandma told me not to worry about that though,she
> has my back and my college is covered for at least
> 2 years.

Glad she has your back. Odd your dads getting into fondue agreed. That’s a bowel buster

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:08PM

I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese neighbor were watching football all afternoon and evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was not home to keep Dad under control.
The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks in the oven and they were dipping the chicken parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on the carport.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:19PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.

spring sorry to hear about that. do you and your girlfriend play Just Dance in your room? I noticed she is very skilled to be able to score huge points while defecating - is this something you practice together?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:45PM



btw her name is Judy but I call her 'Jules'

For lunch Im having a fresh fruit plate with soy vegan cheese and Kale salad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wtf?? ()
Date: January 21, 2019 12:54PM

wtf?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: henry onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 02:17PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the obese
> neighbor were watching football all afternoon and
> evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she was
> not home to keep Dad under control.
> The two of them cooked about 50 chicken drumsticks
> in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of Busch
> beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of the
> night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them on
> the floor in front of the washer. I had to scoop
> them up with a snow shovel and throw them out on
> the carport.

Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t also smelling some of the feces that your lady friend was flinging all over the living room earlier during your wii session? I’d check behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget didnt roll back there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: wallet biopsy ()
Date: January 21, 2019 05:06PM

henry onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a bad night last night. My Dad and the
> obese
> > neighbor were watching football all afternoon
> and
> > evening. My Mom was visiting my Grandma so she
> was
> > not home to keep Dad under control.
> > The two of them cooked about 50 chicken
> drumsticks
> > in the oven and they were dipping the chicken
> > parts in fondue and drinking huge amounts of
> Busch
> > beer. I smelled something bad in the middle of
> the
> > night, my Dad shit his underpants and left them
> on
> > the floor in front of the washer. I had to
> scoop
> > them up with a snow shovel and throw them out
> on
> > the carport.
>
> Thats no good, spring. Are you sure you weren’t
> also smelling some of the feces that your lady
> friend was flinging all over the living room
> earlier during your wii session? I’d check
> behind the couch just to be sure a stray nugget
> didnt roll back there.

Thanks, and yes, lol, Jules sometimes gets some amazing range she calls is 'rhino-raging' something about what they do with their tails when they are going #2. We are careful to tuck the dropcloths under the couch and tv. Believe me I can smell the difference between dad and Jules - jules is a vegetarian dad is a hot-wing-atarian.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: curious onion ()
Date: January 21, 2019 09:47PM

^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet biopsy???'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:37AM

I look forward to the liberation of spring from his dads stinky ass crack. His bowels are interfering with a young mans life, which is not fair at all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 11:12AM

curious onion Wrote:
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> ^spring, why did you call yourself 'wallet
> biopsy???'


lol Dad and the neighbor were watching The Soprano's and the phrase came up. Stone ground oats, organic soy cheese and whole grain pita for breakfast this morning. School sucks but glad it was delayed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sudafed = constipation. ()
Date: January 22, 2019 11:52AM

Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass rocks...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 12:51PM

Sudafed = constipation. Wrote:
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> Sudafed = constipation. Straining to pass
> rocks...

Yes. A lot of over the counter congestion medications, unfortunately lead to backed up bowels. The same for prescription opiates.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 22, 2019 07:56PM

Got a 8 piece chicken from royal farms. Going to eat at least 5 pieces and a couple biscuits with heavy butter. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: how long ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:00PM

Jules is over tonight she forgot the drop cloths - I dont care Im playing in dad's 'man cave' he and the obese neighbor can kiss my rear.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jimmy J ()
Date: January 22, 2019 08:11PM

Do you have any more pictures of Jules? She looks hot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 24, 2019 04:55AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is taking the dumps while the city sleeps.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Thread is naughty-delicious ()
Date: January 24, 2019 12:22PM

Thread is naughty-delicious.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 24, 2019 08:00PM

I just ate two Burger king original chicken sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Earl Bumstead Jr. ()
Date: January 24, 2019 08:28PM

What in the Sam Hill is going on here - this thread is seriously messed up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:41AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just ate two Burger king original chicken
> sandwiches and a double whopper. I chased all that
> down with a large Dr Pepper. My bowels are up for
> it!


Hoover Dam getting hit by anvils.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Yummyyumyum ()
Date: January 25, 2019 06:31PM



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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2019 07:11PM

So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a mature discussion, using immature pictures and deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: truth onion ()
Date: January 25, 2019 09:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So nice of this negro to try to interfere with a
> mature discussion, using immature pictures and
> deviant behavior. Go steal a bike or something.


That “negro” makes this thread actually entertaining, unlike your 12 fake boring trolls. Go fuck yoourself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 07:32AM

I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they are staying in a hotel there tonight.
I am working in the hospital kitchen today and have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 10:35AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!


Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of mind.

That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jules fan ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:10PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as my
> Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel for
> breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!

If your lady friend comes by again this weekend, please get more video of her poopdancing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:33PM

The obese neighbor puts barbecue sauce all over him, and my dad licks it off his big fat belly. Mom is always upset. She smiles cigarettes, drinking wine out of the bottle. Grandma makes me good foods, and said “this is normal behavior of adults.”

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 23efrww ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:38PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 01:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back to
> > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight as
> my
> > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on a
> > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and they
> > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > I am working in the hospital kitchen today and
> > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> for
> > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
>
>
> Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> mind.
>
> That’s a good healthy bowel friendly breakfast.


Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?

My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel room at a place with a nice indoor pool next weekend. She has to book the room because I am under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday nights then go to school a little late on Monday. Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have to endure the horrific conditions at my house.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2019 03:20PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am really glad my Dad is going to go back
> to
> > > work on Monday. I am getting a break tonight
> as
> > my
> > > Dad and the obese neighbor are going to go on
> a
> > > gambling trip to Charles Town WV today and
> they
> > > are staying in a hotel there tonight.
> > > I am working in the hospital kitchen today
> and
> > > have had mixed fruit and a whole grain bagel
> > for
> > > breakfast, that is bowel friendly eating!
> > > I hope all you BiB's have a great weekend!
> >
> >
> > Glad your dad and the neighbor are away, with
> > their toxic starfishes out of sight and out of
> > mind.
> >
> > That’s a good healthy bowel friendly
> breakfast.
>
>
> Hi Mr Brown, how are your bowels today?
>
> My Dad is having a big super bowl watching party
> next weekend and he is having 5 or 6 overnight
> guests. I convinced my Mom to let me get a Hotel
> room at a place with a nice indoor pool next
> weekend. She has to book the room because I am
> under 18. I am going to stay Saturday and Sunday
> nights then go to school a little late on Monday.
> Mom is going to meet me at the hospital next
> Saturday for a early dinner at the heart healthy
> cafe before checking in. Thank God I will not have
> to endure the horrific conditions at my house.

Oh I almost forgot I also called Jules and she says she will sneak out and stay in the hotel with me. She said she plans to have a huge mexican food lunch that day. I am so excited. I will be bringing the wii and the new Just Dance game my grandma bought me. We will not need to lay out drop cloths for a change. We will just sweep the poop nuggets up with a broom because the skid marks will blend right in with the motel carpet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 27, 2019 09:18AM

You guys still grumble. Try being incomtinent

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Undies ()
Date: January 27, 2019 11:19AM

Moons over my hammy. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2019 02:49PM

Some foods= goulash.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: January 27, 2019 03:41PM

Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going and I see we still need to use image block lol! How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and Boiled!
I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive and I are planning to go to full retirement in 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and move further south, someplace real cheap! God bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in touch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2019 09:07PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.

Way to go dive bomber! I forgot did you get the Canadian canary yellow groan throne? It’s nice hearing from you again as my asshole and now out of family brother Clarence tried to fake my death here. I had heart surgery but with Matilda’s help am getting better. Congrats about Harrisonburg still being great.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO loser ()
Date: January 27, 2019 10:59PM

Its easy to fake your death when you’re a fake fuck troll to begin with.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 28, 2019 04:57AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well, I'll be! I see this thread is still going
> and I see we still need to use image block lol!
> How are you Brown Onion? Hey there Spring and
> Boiled!
> I am still down here in Harrisonburg and it's good
> to catch up with my old Fairfax friends. Mrs Dive
> and I are planning to go to full retirement in
> 2022, we are going to sell all our properties and
> move further south, someplace real cheap! God
> bless you guys and your bowels. I will stay in
> touch.

5am guy says hi to dive bomber.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 28, 2019 09:00PM

Having a triple whopper and a single whopper with onion rings and a chocolate shake for dinner. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 02, 2019 09:37AM

My Dads old college buddies started showing up at the house last night for the all weekend drunk fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am going to a hotel when I get off work this afternoon.
My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 02, 2019 10:24AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> My Dads old college buddies started showing up at
> the house last night for the all weekend drunk
> fart eat fest superbowl party. Thank God I am
> going to a hotel when I get off work this
> afternoon.
> My Dad is still on his fondue kick, he dunks all
> his food in fondue. Yesterday he came home with
> more sterno and like 5 pounds of cheese.


If a earthquake hits the area thanks for the warning spring!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 06, 2019 08:05AM

I called out sick today just for the hell of it. In a few hours I am going to a nice pizza place that sells beer. I think a large pizza with mushrooms, sausage and extra cheese will hit the spot with a pitcher of beer. I guess I better Uber it so I don't get a DWI. My bowels are going to shit their pants when they see what I'm eating today!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 06, 2019 10:18PM


jules and I are having troubles lately, she despises my dad and the neighbor - she says they are perverts. I tried to gently suggest that her gaming 'style' presented certain hygienic challenges and she might want to consider trying just urinating while gaming for a somewhat cleaner outcome.

she got mad, later I found she took a dump on my dad's George Forman grill in the kitchen. I threw it out into the neighbors yard before he saw it...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: black face bowel man onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 02:38PM

Spring your gf is hot! So she likes to take the occasional dump while playing Wii - so what? What she did to your dad's grill is a little concerning but its not like you are married. Just fuck her and make her clean up after herself. Eat your greens and remember to get plenty of fibre

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 04:24PM

Just called in a pick-up order to Olive Garden. Two orders of lasagna with salad and breadsticks for dinner tonite! My bowels are going to hate this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion not signed in ()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:14PM

spring onion Wrote:
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>

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion not signed in ()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:15PM

That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like a good catch and it looks like she is willing to stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once it warms up again, you guys could move your wii gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could fling her feces all over and everybody will just think it was the dog. If she can get one over the fence, please shoot a video of it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 06:36PM

Brown Onion not signed in Wrote:
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> That’s too bad, spring. Jules really sounds like
> a good catch and it looks like she is willing to
> stand up to your father; unlike you. Perhaps once
> it warms up again, you guys could move your wii
> gaming sessions into the back yard. Then she could
> fling her feces all over and everybody will just
> think it was the dog. If she can get one over the
> fence, please shoot a video of it.


Here you go


also I had organic beet soup and stone ground whole wheat pita for after school snack.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ooh onion ()
Date: February 07, 2019 08:04PM

So fucking hot!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 08, 2019 05:01AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy is still working same boring job. Boss gave 5am guy a nice raise after the new year. 5am guy has not been checking in lately much ever since 5am guy fell in love with black men. Ever since 5am guy has been getting stretched by large black penis up his anus, 5am guy no longer has bowel issues at all. 5am guy now volunteers at a glory hole before work every evening. 5am guy also loves going to work with the taste of a man’s penis still in his mouth. 5am guy sends best wishes to all of his bibs.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 09, 2019 02:16AM

5am guy checking in again. No work tomorrow so 5am guy decided to volunteer at the glory hole tonight. After an hour into the shift, 5am guy saw the biggest black cock he’s ever seen. It barely fit thru the glory hole. It was such a huge cock that 5am guy could not even get his lips around it. 5am guy walked around the stall to better help the owner of the huge black cock. 5am guy lubed up his asshole and took the most painful and biggest black cock he’s ever had. 5am guy is now home in bed, with his candles and a quivering bloody asshole. 5am guy is glad he doesn’t work tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2019 04:05PM

God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Memory onion ()
Date: February 09, 2019 04:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.


So you take your own death? Scat freak

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 09, 2019 05:20PM

I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch and I have two more in my refrigerator for later tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm them.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 11:14AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had two Hardees 2/3 pound thickburgers for lunch
> and I have two more in my refrigerator for later
> tonight. My bowels are feeling a little rough
> right now. I better drink a 12 pack of bud to calm
> them.


How’s your starfish now? My goodness! I wish Governor Northam would be proud of his blackface pictures.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 01:38PM

You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s still not here. Probably drinking.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 02:39PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> still not here. Probably drinking.


Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing himself and sometimes he does not get it right especially when he is drunk.
I am so looking forward to graduating high school in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to save up spending money for college, I already have 1600 dollars saved.
How are your bowels Mr. Brown?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2019 04:04PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and he’s
> > still not here. Probably drinking.
>
>
> Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> especially when he is drunk.
> I am so looking forward to graduating high school
> in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer to
> save up spending money for college, I already have
> 1600 dollars saved.
> How are your bowels Mr. Brown?

Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets here he won’t screw it up.

Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor could be applicable to one of your classes?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green.Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2019 01:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You hire a spic to do your plumbing and
> he’s
> > > still not here. Probably drinking.
> >
> >
> > Hi Mr. Brown, I hope you were able to get your
> > plumbing fixed. My Dad works on our plumbing
> > himself and sometimes he does not get it right
> > especially when he is drunk.
> > I am so looking forward to graduating high
> school
> > in just 4 months. I am going to work all summer
> to
> > save up spending money for college, I already
> have
> > 1600 dollars saved.
> > How are your bowels Mr. Brown?
>
> Irritated spring. Although maybe once Pablo gets
> here he won’t screw it up.
>
> Very proud of you. Just out of curiosity do you
> think a term paper on your dad and the neighbor
> could be applicable to one of your classes?

FAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this assholeFAP to this asshole

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: same ol’ shit onion ()
Date: February 11, 2019 06:04PM

I see nothing changes around here. That Brown Onion guy is still obsessed with scat fetish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 11, 2019 08:21PM

Tonight I am having a big can of dinty moore beef stew poured over rice. I think my bowels will welcome this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 13, 2019 07:11PM

Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4 days. She will not come over and play wii after school because she says she is constipated. I offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream. I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 13, 2019 07:55PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Its been a rough week. I have not seen Jules in 4
> days. She will not come over and play wii after
> school because she says she is constipated. I
> offered to give her one of grandma’s fresh olive
> oil enemas, followed by some just dance hip hop
> shuffle, but she refused. I hope she gets better
> soon. The obese neighbor keeps knocking on the
> door asking if we have any cans of whipped cream.
> I had a soybean burger with sprouts for lunch.

Dear Spring,

I am sorry to hear about your girlfriends battle of the bowels, perhaps the midwives could bring over some birthing forceps to help her deliver her brown baby. Please be patient with the Obese neighbor - sometimes we middle age men need some ass-play to even out he rough patches...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: February 13, 2019 10:40PM

Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 07:19AM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping


How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as that’s what you are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Remembering Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2019 02:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown 0nion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Also thanks for the GIF's -great for Fapping
>
>
> How cute to impersonate me with a zero, as
> that’s what you are.

Weird - your account claimed you had died 2 years ago then collected genuine sympathy from folks here for months - guess it was all a big joke to you huh.

Why not kill yourself (again)?

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