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Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: blooming onion. ()
Date: October 28, 2018 01:32PM

This is be kind to your bowels week!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: October 28, 2018 01:48PM

Hello dere!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: October 30, 2018 04:56AM

Hello! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy was wondering how all the BiB's are doing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Morning Merle ()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:06AM

7am guy checking in. STFU

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: October 30, 2018 07:25AM

I sit here with a thermos of coffee and breakfast on the groan throne. Not much dilation yet but hoping soon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 02, 2018 04:44AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and Thanksgiving.
5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the BiB's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 02, 2018 06:33AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.

5 am those are hard hours but glad your bowels are doing okay. About to drop an illegal immigrant here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 17, 2018 12:24PM

Hi everyone! Looks like I am in for a living hell next week. My parents are having over 10 guests for the Thanksgiving holiday and some of them are staying in our house several nights.
There will be mass consumption of gassy foods and cheap beer. My Uncle will be here and he farts worse than my Dad and the obese neighbor combined. Looks like I might wind up sleeping in the car again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 17, 2018 01:47PM

Hello dere spring. How iz youre school going theze dayz?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 18, 2018 07:03AM

Heading over to Roy Rogers shortly for a sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes and biscuit with a side of sausage gravy. Will wash that down with a big cup of diet coke. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: November 21, 2018 02:39PM

Thanksgiving day should be known as National bowel abuse day.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spinning signzzz ()
Date: November 21, 2018 03:09PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in. 5am guy has the
> weekends off the next couple weeks. 5am guy knows
> that the boss is getting ready to ask 5am guy to
> work the holidays this year again. 5am guy is the
> only one at work who has no family so 5am guy ends
> up working 12 hour shifts on Christmas and
> Thanksgiving.
> 5am guy just took a nice dump so 5am guy is happy
> about that. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the
> BiB's.

all these years working the graveyard - you must be one dumb mother fucker. Cookin your turkey in the basement in your CrockPot TM again this year?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: trump ruined his bowels! ()
Date: November 21, 2018 04:47PM

lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 21, 2018 06:48PM

trump ruined his bowels! Wrote:
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> lord, the stuff that fat slob eats!


Trump is health and excellence in bowels

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: tjtc3 ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:00PM


gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising"

Cary has banned the user who continually posts fecal matter, dead abused bodies, and child porn from FFU - but the user persists - and is heading for an arrest and or to be disconnected from owning a PC / phone.

Abusing other users on the telephone company lines (incl data) is infact against the law and telephone company usage agreement.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dmuyc ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:01PM

the intent of these posts is demoralization of troops, citizens of USA. it may be a chinese or hindu prisoner who is threatened to harass usa or die of starvation - or just as likely - a fx co gov employee sharon bulova empowered

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Get a clue and fool it... ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:12PM

tjtc3 Wrote:
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>
> gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu
> daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is
> getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat
> "advertising"
>
>

Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a political operative to flood this idiot site.

Real people don't take this site seriously.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: one person does ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:14PM

Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
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> >
>
> Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> political operative to flood this idiot site.
>
> Real people don't take this site seriously.


The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the gerry windmill all day long here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: You have a point ()
Date: November 21, 2018 07:21PM

one person does Wrote:
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> Get a clue and fool it... Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > >
> >
> > Even the DNC isn't stupid enough to pay a
> > political operative to flood this idiot site.
> >
> > Real people don't take this site seriously.
>
>
> The forum trumptard. He really thinks he's
> striking a blow for trumptardism by tilting at the
> gerry windmill all day long here.

I have said this before, but I think the Forum Trumptard and Gerry need each other. Both would be laughed off any decent forum where politics was discussed. So they stay here and needle each other...

There are other conservative and liberal posters who chime in. But I think it is a safe bet that at least half the liberal posts here are by Gerry at least half of the conservative posts are by the forum Trumptard...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: good B.M.'s ()
Date: November 21, 2018 08:20PM

Eat fruits and salads at almost every meal. Once or twice a month have a really good meal that you really enjoy. Do this and your bowels will work great!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 22, 2018 06:15AM

Hello dere folks. I shore iz thankful ta be in my new house dis thanksgivin. Me an my roomate gonna stay home taday an cook us a turkey an som stuffin an las knight I went ta tha salad bar at the Giant store an built a big salad so we got that an 2 cases of bud light beerz too! I shore doez wish everyone a happi thankgivins!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 07:49AM

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Red onion it is great that you got your own house now, I hope you enjoy it very much!

I have to hang around here at home today with all the farting drunks but after dinner I am going to stay at my Grandmas house for a couple nights. I am looking forward to that!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 09:00AM

To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your family and your bowels nothing but the best

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 10:14AM

I just had a threesome with my uncle and dad. They passed me back & forth while I sucked their dicks. Cum tastes pretty good and I think its bowel friendly. This is the best Thanksgiving ever!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 22, 2018 01:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope you
> both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> family and your bowels nothing but the best


Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie. We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr brownonion.

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 22, 2018 02:42PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To red onion and spring onion, it’s my hope
> you
> > both have a wonderful thanksgiving. To you your
> > family and your bowels nothing but the best
>
>
> Thank you mr brownonion. We jus got done eatin an
> my sister stopped by an gived us a nice apple pie.
> We are gonna watch footbalz an drink beerz the
> rest of tha day. God bless you an you family mr
> brownonion.


You’re a good man red onion. If possible can you update how fast this food moves?

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Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:16AM

My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods. Take THAT bowels!

As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am going to get the sausage and egg platter with fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 06:50AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> My bowels deserved what they got yesterday. I got
> a complete thanksgiving dinner from whole foods.
> Take THAT bowels!
>
> As soon as Roy Rogers opens this morning I am
> going to get the sausage and egg platter with
> fried potatoes, biscuit and a side of sausage
> gravy. My bowels wont know what hit them!


Here's to your entrails. I hope they endure this painful deluge somehow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: fan of OG ()
Date: November 23, 2018 07:21AM

I find Olive Garden food to be bowel friendly.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 08:13AM

Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 10:17AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Spending the day with my Grandma at her home near
> Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles and
> are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is good
> to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at my
> house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well today!


Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.

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Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 11:02AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> near
> > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw puzzles
> and
> > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> good
> > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> my
> > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> today!
>
>
> Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college so
> far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.


Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a Junior but I will have to take loans to go there. We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might start working and go to W&M part time. I have made some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and have gotten some good advice.

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Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:27PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.

Hey Spring - your neighbor here. Please tell your dad I miss him very much and have forgiven him for losing the serving spoon from the green beans in my rectum. The doctor said that 'its not like its the first time you've come in with a foreign object in there...'

I really feel a connection with your dad. I hope your mom feels better as I noticed she spent most of Thanksgiving on the deck outside smoking cigarettes...

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 02:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Spending the day with my Grandma at her home
> > near
> > > Richmond. We are doing a couple jigsaw
> puzzles
> > and
> > > are eating fruit from Harry and David. It is
> > good
> > > to be away from the drunken food/fart fest at
> > my
> > > house. I hope all the BiB's are doing well
> > today!
> >
> >
> > Happy after Thanksgiving spring. How is college
> so
> > far? And hope grandmas bowels are good.
>
>
> Hi Brown! I hope you had a nice turkey day. I
> don't start college till next fall, I am a Senior
> in HS this year. As long as my SAT score comes out
> good I should be accepted at Richard Bland which
> is the only 2 year Junior college in Virginia. My
> Grandma and parents will pay for that. If I get a
> high enough GPA at Bland I will have guaranteed
> acceptance at William and Mary and can go in as a
> Junior but I will have to take loans to go there.
> We will see how it goes. The 2 year degree will
> allow me to work as a registered nurse and I might
> start working and go to W&M part time. I have made
> some friends working at the hospital cafeteria and
> have gotten some good advice.


Way to go spring onion. Please tell me you’re going into gastrointestinal medicine, so you can keep doctors with cruel intentions and sausage fingers at bay.

That’s a wonderful way of doing things and William and Mary is excellent!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:46PM

As of right now my ultimate goal would be to obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences. That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive function. My hope is to someday work towards a cure for IBS.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion_ ()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health Sciences.
> That is the study the human body,it's anatomy and
> function with emphasis on nutrition and digestive
> function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> cure for IBS.

Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to contribute towards your college fund.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 23, 2018 04:54PM

Verified Green Onion_ Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As of right now my ultimate goal would be to
> > obtain a degree in Kinesiology & Health
> Sciences.
> > That is the study the human body,it's anatomy
> and
> > function with emphasis on nutrition and
> digestive
> > function. My hope is to someday work towards a
> > cure for IBS.
>
> Hi Spring! long time no see - I really miss your
> back rubs. Any chance you might want to go for a
> ride with me in my conversion van? Id be glad to
> contribute towards your college fund.

Sure! Can I bring the obese neighbor? He mentioned something about tossing salad. I guess he wants to start talking about eating healthy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: couch sleeper ()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:10PM

I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last night. Thought I was farting middle of the night and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total loss.

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Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 23, 2018 05:24PM

couch sleeper Wrote:
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> I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> night. Thought I was farting middle of the night
> and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was none
> too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in the
> driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a total
> loss.


You should have told us. I would have finished my shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving feast. We both love brown gravy.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:51AM

It's Golden corral for breakfast today! Thinking of sausage patties belgian waffles covered in Mrs Butterworth's and 6 fried eggs! My bowels are in for it now.

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Posted by: Tea Stains Game Tonight!!! ()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:25AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> couch sleeper Wrote:
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> > I had waaaay too much gravy with dinner last
> > night. Thought I was farting middle of the
> night
> > and sharted all over my mattress. Wife was
> none
> > too pleased. She said I had to hose it off in
> the
> > driveway before she gave it a bleach bath. The
> > mattress is foam and soaked in a lot - its a
> total
> > loss.
>
>
> You should have told us. I would have finished my
> shift early & me Brown Onion would have come over
> with spoons and had ourselves a Thanksgiving
> feast. We both love brown gravy.

You are disgusting - also Tea Stains Game tonight at Tysons II. I hear white linen is all the rage in couch fabric this season so it should be a fantastic time. Brown is bringing a bolt of cheese cloth so we are meeting in the parking deck level 4 to each cut a swatch of that for underwear.

Lets hope the security guards dont remember us from last New Years;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennessee Tea Games are back?!? ()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:40AM

Tennessee Tea Games are back?!? Wow Ill have to see if I have any natural fabric dark slacks available. I prefer a gaberdine in the summer but I suppose a worsted wool might work if it were thin enough...

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Posted by: Tea Stains McGee ()
Date: November 24, 2018 08:44AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Teabagger Tim ()
Date: November 24, 2018 03:28PM

Great news: A few of the gay pride activists from that TMOS thread will be joining us for the tea games this evening and offering their full cleanup services. This will be a night to remember.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 24, 2018 05:07PM

Taking it easy on my bowels for dinner I am just gonna have a triple whopper with no cheese, two large onion rings and a large oreo shake.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: We Need O ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:44PM

Those cakes look terrible!

Like Carla's neck and arms. Or, better yet, Mike's family's ears!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: SDM is Back! ()
Date: November 24, 2018 06:47PM

"I'm keeping track of the names. 64 happy fruit cake owners so far." But, he could not make it to Vegas!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BOAD Guy 6666 ()
Date: November 24, 2018 09:17PM

How did the tennessee tea games go? I really wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my anus.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: We Need O ()
Date: November 24, 2018 11:14PM

Gay rights are cool!


Fruit cakes are not!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: November 25, 2018 09:38AM

Hello dere BiB's! I had ta work yeserday but got tha day off taday. Goin ta fire up the ol webber kettle an cook me up some ribs I bought at tha food lion.
Maybe not so good for bowelz but gonna eat em anywayz. also will be drinkin some beerz while watchin the red zone on tha tv. Got me a case of the miller highlife in canz.
I shore do wishez good bowelz fo everyones.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 25, 2018 12:30PM

Just got back from Fosters grill got 20 hot wings and 10 Asian wings. These are going to go good with football! My bowels may not like it but fuck them.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: water sprays for clean up ()
Date: November 25, 2018 12:39PM

BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
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> How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of time
> listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> anus.


We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs before the mall guards caught on and threw us out. Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays for clean up in the parking deck after - little cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on beach towels in the car. We just deposited the filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores account for this kind of fun and games damage from the public so no worries there.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: November 25, 2018 01:04PM

I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully they will stay over across the street. Beer cans, pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fellow bowel enthusiast ()
Date: November 25, 2018 08:30PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.


Spring so sorry to hear of your troubles. Hopefully this doesnt end with the neighbor on the couch in his underwear farting all night. It wouldnt be rude to lock the doors, put the chains on the doors and lock the windows and just turn off the lights and go to bed. You could say you didnt know you were locking them out.

Good luck and please keep us posted

BiB

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:15PM

water sprays for clean up Wrote:
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> BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> time
> > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging my
> > anus.
>
>
> We had a great time! Made it through 3 furniture
> stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> before the mall guards caught on and threw us out.
> Brown brought one of those hand pump water sprays
> for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> cold but good enough to get us all home sitting on
> beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin there
> on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> account for this kind of fun and games damage from
> the public so no worries there.


Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:17PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from Grandmas house. Turns out my
> Dad has tomorrow off work and so does the obese
> neighbor. They are already smoking a turkey in the
> obese neighbors driveway and they have a keg of
> beer I think left over from last night. Hopefully
> they will stay over across the street. Beer cans,
> pizza boxes and other trash are scattered in the
> basement and the downstairs toilet is clogged.


Truly horrible. On a plus note less than a year to college spring!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: London Bridge ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:24PM

Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
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> water sprays for clean up Wrote:
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> -----
> > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I really
> > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track of
> > time
> > > listening to TMOS replays and finger banging
> my
> > > anus.
> >
> >
> > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> furniture
> > stores and about a dozen couches and ez chairs
> > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> out.
> > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> sprays
> > for clean up in the parking deck after - little
> > cold but good enough to get us all home sitting
> on
> > beach towels in the car. We just deposited the
> > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> there
> > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> from
> > the public so no worries there.
>
>
> Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing some
> time? That game is fun both indoors and outdoors.

Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive never heard of this game - is it a variation on 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky volunteers get on all fours head to head and party goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes or slips and 'falls down.'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy ()
Date: November 26, 2018 06:40PM

London Bridge Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> really
> > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> of
> > > time
> > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> banging
> > my
> > > > anus.
> > >
> > >
> > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > furniture
> > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> chairs
> > > before the mall guards caught on and threw us
> > out.
> > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > sprays
> > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> little
> > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> sitting
> > on
> > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> the
> > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash bin
> > there
> > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the stores
> > > account for this kind of fun and games damage
> > from
> > > the public so no worries there.
> >
> >
> > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> some
> > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> outdoors.
>
> Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and Ive
> never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two lucky
> volunteers get on all fours head to head and party
> goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> heads until one of the participants coughs, chokes
> or slips and 'falls down.'

Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth or any other lower garments. Most people just cut the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. After working 12 hour shifts over the holiday weekend 5am guy is getting a couple extra nights off this week. 5am guy is going to Paint Bank Virginia to visit 5am guys cousin. 5am guys cousin has a house with running water but no toilets so 5am guy will be using a outhouse for a couple days. The good thing about a outhouse is that it never clogs up no matter how much you poop in it. The bad thing about outhouses is that they are cold in the winter and hot in the summer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: naughtydelicious! ()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:03AM

Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.


Not familiar with these West of the Mississippi games - obviously private party games. Tennessee Tea Stains is played in public hence - naughtydelicious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:15AM

Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> London Bridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > really
> > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost track
> > of
> > > > time
> > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > banging
> > > my
> > > > > anus.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > furniture
> > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > chairs
> > > > before the mall guards caught on and threw
> us
> > > out.
> > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump water
> > > sprays
> > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > little
> > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > sitting
> > > on
> > > > beach towels in the car. We just deposited
> > the
> > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> bin
> > > there
> > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> stores
> > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> damage
> > > from
> > > > the public so no worries there.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > some
> > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > outdoors.
> >
> > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years and
> Ive
> > never heard of this game - is it a variation on
> > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> lucky
> > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> party
> > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of their
> > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> chokes
> > or slips and 'falls down.'
>
> Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese cloth
> or any other lower garments. Most people just cut
> the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.



You all have serious issues. Please visit a therapist of some sort.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: broaden your outlook ()
Date: November 27, 2018 08:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > London Bridge Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion’s ‘Nam buddy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > water sprays for clean up Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > BOAD Guy 6666 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > How did the tennessee tea games go? I
> > > really
> > > > > > wanted to attend tonight but I lost
> track
> > > of
> > > > > time
> > > > > > listening to TMOS replays and finger
> > > banging
> > > > my
> > > > > > anus.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > We had a great time! Made it through 3
> > > > furniture
> > > > > stores and about a dozen couches and ez
> > > chairs
> > > > > before the mall guards caught on and
> threw
> > us
> > > > out.
> > > > > Brown brought one of those hand pump
> water
> > > > sprays
> > > > > for clean up in the parking deck after -
> > > little
> > > > > cold but good enough to get us all home
> > > sitting
> > > > on
> > > > > beach towels in the car. We just
> deposited
> > > the
> > > > > filled cheese cloth diapers in the trash
> > bin
> > > > there
> > > > > on deck 4. Super fun and Im sure the
> > stores
> > > > > account for this kind of fun and games
> > damage
> > > > from
> > > > > the public so no worries there.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Can we have a Mississippi mud mounds outing
> > > some
> > > > time? That game is fun both indoors and
> > > outdoors.
> > >
> > > Ive been a fan of dirt-play for some years
> and
> > Ive
> > > never heard of this game - is it a variation
> on
> > > 'London Bridge.' Thats the game where two
> > lucky
> > > volunteers get on all fours head to head and
> > party
> > > goers deposit their dirt on the backs of
> their
> > > heads until one of the participants coughs,
> > chokes
> > > or slips and 'falls down.'
> >
> > Mississippi Mud Mounds is the same game as
> > Tennessee Tea Stains, but without the cheese
> cloth
> > or any other lower garments. Most people just
> cut
> > the seat out of their pants. Like TTS, best
> > coverage wins.. Not to be confused with Montana
> > Mud Mounds, where the highest mound wins.
>
>
>
> You all have serious issues. Please visit a
> therapist of some sort.

You play with your shit with your sis and the 'midwives' we play our way. Stop being such a drama queen shithead.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:00PM

tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish large fries and two apple pies and washing it all down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer. That will show my bowels who's boss!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Da Busta ()
Date: November 27, 2018 05:22PM

Those damn Queen Anne chocolate covered cherries will empty your guts. No room for error either. If your stomach makes the noise get ready to hit that toilet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 29, 2018 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will be heading home tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: backward and fetid ()
Date: November 29, 2018 09:04AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy checking in from Paint Bank. 5am
> guy just finished taking a outhouse dump. It is
> very cold here in Paint Bank and that made the
> outhouse dump uncomfortable for 5am guy. 5am guys
> cousin has shot two deer this week and later 5am
> guy is going to eat fresh deer meat. 5am guy will
> be heading home tomorrow.

Thinking of you in a cold outhouse seems appropriate my friend. Poor, backward and fetid (look it up :)

Enjoy the outdoors and deer meat - I hope they were feeding in cornfields not wetlands.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: brown splatter ()
Date: November 29, 2018 03:55PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> tonight I am eating three McDoubles a filet o fish
> large fries and two apple pies and washing it all
> down with two 40 ounce bottles of Icehouse beer.
> That will show my bowels who's boss!


If I ate that my bowels could shut down the silver line.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:02AM

Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys cousins house the shits would be bad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: peekza posting a miz ()
Date: November 30, 2018 05:06AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.


Hi 5am guy. Go fuck yourself, you stupid, boring troll.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 30, 2018 07:57AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy got the shits
> from too much deer meat so 5am guy got a room at
> the Quality inn. Without a real toilet at 5am guys
> cousins house the shits would be bad.


Smart idea 5 am. When the antlers come out you can say you’ve birthed a twelve pointer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Curtis ()
Date: November 30, 2018 10:56AM

My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter. Since then, my bowel movements have gotten substantially bigger. They have grown so great in size that they will no longer fit down the toilet at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel movements at work. My employer has those industrial toilets you see at most public venues that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an issue flushing my bricks.

This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am not always regular.

How does one go about installing one of those jet engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline auxiliary pump.

Also, are there custom performance modifications for these toilets? I would like to make it louder when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16 taking off with full afterburner.

Thanks in advance.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: plumbing onion ()
Date: November 30, 2018 01:58PM

John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.


You can order a toilet from Canada that works much better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Curtis ()
Date: November 30, 2018 04:48PM

plumbing onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
>
> You can order a toilet from Canada that works much
> better because they have no limit of 1.6 gallons
> per flush like the toilets sold in the USA.

That doesn’t answer my question. I don’t want a shitty imported Canadian made toilet I want a U.S. made jet turbine industrial toilet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 30, 2018 06:21PM

John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> substantially bigger. They have grown so great in
> size that they will no longer fit down the toilet
> at the house. I find myself stealing my wife’s
> kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> flushable size. Because of this, I now do my bowel
> movements at work. My employer has those
> industrial toilets you see at most public venues
> that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never an
> issue flushing my bricks.
>
> This is an inconvenience, of course, because I am
> not always regular.
>
> How does one go about installing one of those jet
> engine sounding toilets at home? One of my buddies
> told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug below
> the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an inline
> auxiliary pump.
>
> Also, are there custom performance modifications
> for these toilets? I would like to make it louder
> when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> taking off with full afterburner.
>
> Thanks in advance.

Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.

Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding fiber.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Curtis ()
Date: November 30, 2018 06:48PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> John Curtis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > substantially bigger. They have grown so great
> in
> > size that they will no longer fit down the
> toilet
> > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> wife’s
> > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to a
> > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> bowel
> > movements at work. My employer has those
> > industrial toilets you see at most public
> venues
> > that sound like jet engines when flushed. Never
> an
> > issue flushing my bricks.
> >
> > This is an inconvenience, of course, because I
> am
> > not always regular.
> >
> > How does one go about installing one of those
> jet
> > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> buddies
> > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> below
> > the toilet to install the 4 stage water turbine
> > unit. I was also told the inlet water pressure
> > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> inline
> > auxiliary pump.
> >
> > Also, are there custom performance
> modifications
> > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> louder
> > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > taking off with full afterburner.
> >
> > Thanks in advance.
>
> Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
>
> Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than adding
> fiber.

Can you read? I already explained that I do not want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for your opinion on doctors, either.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: baby-delivery fantasies ()
Date: November 30, 2018 07:23PM

John Curtis Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John Curtis Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My doctor told me to up my fiber last winter.
> > > Since then, my bowel movements have gotten
> > > substantially bigger. They have grown so
> great
> > in
> > > size that they will no longer fit down the
> > toilet
> > > at the house. I find myself stealing my
> > wife’s
> > > kitchen spatula to chop the feces log down to
> a
> > > flushable size. Because of this, I now do my
> > bowel
> > > movements at work. My employer has those
> > > industrial toilets you see at most public
> > venues
> > > that sound like jet engines when flushed.
> Never
> > an
> > > issue flushing my bricks.
> > >
> > > This is an inconvenience, of course, because
> I
> > am
> > > not always regular.
> > >
> > > How does one go about installing one of those
> > jet
> > > engine sounding toilets at home? One of my
> > buddies
> > > told me that a 3 foot trench needs to be dug
> > below
> > > the toilet to install the 4 stage water
> turbine
> > > unit. I was also told the inlet water
> pressure
> > > needs to be over 300 psi. which requires an
> > inline
> > > auxiliary pump.
> > >
> > > Also, are there custom performance
> > modifications
> > > for these toilets? I would like to make it
> > louder
> > > when flushed. I want it to sound like an F-16
> > > taking off with full afterburner.
> > >
> > > Thanks in advance.
> >
> > Canadian are best as made by whites for whites.
> >
> > Fiber. Doctors are quacks. IBS is more than
> adding
> > fiber.
>
> Can you read? I already explained that I do not
> want a Canadian toilet. If you cannot answer my
> question, shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask for
> your opinion on doctors, either.

Forgive Brown he is a scat-fetishist that likes baby-delivery fantasies about his bowel movements. A real sick dude. On another note why not fucking look up toilet reviews? you thinkin anyone here knows jack shit about toilets. Also stop eating so fucking much. High fiber diet only clogs the toilet if you eat like a fucking pig. If you are eating high fiber 1800 calorie per day diet you wont fill the fucking bowl you glutton.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:42AM

I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 08:23AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!

Good luck spring onion. All of us are very proud of you. Here’s to you focusing on this and doing well!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: December 01, 2018 08:53AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!


That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all nervous bout that test an someone tole me about takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young man!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fhgdhbfff ()
Date: December 01, 2018 01:32PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!


What rhe fuck troll are you trying to be now? Cheezburger cat? Fucking moron.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 01:47PM

Well my SAT was a disaster! It started out OK and I felt like I was getting a lot of answers correct when a huge clamor erupted in the examination room. We were taking it in the gym and two guys clowning around running up and down the isles between desks smashing into desks, knocking laptops all over the place.

I look up and see its my dad and the obese neighbor. The Obese neighbor is dressed only in a tutu and cowboy boots and has a bit with reins attached and a giant red dildo attached to his nose. My dad is dressed like Santa except without pants behind the neighbor whipping him in the rear with a crop. He was shouting something about tea bags or teabagging Santa's helpers.

Security ended up chasing them out of the room but not before ruining the concentration of me and every student in the test.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:00PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
>
>
> That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you haz
> a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some deep
> breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got my
> GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck young
> man!


Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to society, you got an education a good job. I appreciate your encouraging spring onion and let’s hope our buddy did well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: lil info 4 u ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:38PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me luck!
> >
> >
> > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that you
> haz
> > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> deep
> > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I got
> my
> > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein all
> > nervous bout that test an someone tole me about
> > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> young
> > man!
>
>
> Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> society, you got an education a good job. I
> appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> let’s hope our buddy did well.

You do know red onion is a nigger right?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:38PM

The fake postings are funny.
I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard Bland junior college here I come!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obese Neighbor ()
Date: December 01, 2018 02:58PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!


Richard Bland? Why not go to nova and save the 12k room and board?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 03:21PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The fake postings are funny.
> I just got out of the school and my SAT testing is
> done! I am pretty sure I did very well. Richard
> Bland junior college here I come!


It seems we have a comedian among us, and yes they are mildly amusing.

Kudos to you and are you still doing bowel related projects in science class?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: obvious onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 04:05PM

lil info 4 u Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> luck!
> > >
> > >
> > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> you
> > haz
> > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take some
> > deep
> > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> got
> > my
> > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> all
> > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> about
> > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good luck
> > young
> > > man!
> >
> >
> > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt to
> > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > let’s hope our buddy did well.
>
> You do know red onion is a nigger right?


You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser, right?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 01, 2018 07:19PM

obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?

I can’t speak for the others, but I’m one person.

Now let’s discuss your superior bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 06:32AM

I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away. Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 07:15AM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am getting ready for the Long John Silvers all
> you can eat bonanza now just over 4 hours away.
> Chicken, fish, hushpuppies, coleslaw and fries all
> unlimited! My bowels are shaking in fear right
> now.


Oh my goodness. Wow I feel so sorry for your bowels. Wish I could send them a condolence card.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Happy bowel day ()
Date: December 02, 2018 08:42AM

obvious onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> lil info 4 u Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > luck!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows that
> > you
> > > haz
> > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> some
> > > deep
> > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite. I
> > got
> > > my
> > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember bein
> > all
> > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > about
> > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> luck
> > > young
> > > > man!
> > >
> > >
> > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a debt
> to
> > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion and
> > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> >
> > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
>
>
> You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring onion
> / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> right?

Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid losers rather than one.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 08:56AM

Happy bowel day Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> obvious onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish me
> > > luck!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> that
> > > you
> > > > haz
> > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus take
> > some
> > > > deep
> > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be allrite.
> I
> > > got
> > > > my
> > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> bein
> > > all
> > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole me
> > > about
> > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > luck
> > > > young
> > > > > man!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> debt
> > to
> > > > society, you got an education a good job. I
> > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> and
> > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > >
> > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> >
> >
> > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> onion
> > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > right?
>
> Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> losers rather than one.


Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See what the superior bowel folks are true colors.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Big loser ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:05AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Happy bowel day Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > obvious onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today. Wish
> me
> > > > luck!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > that
> > > > you
> > > > > haz
> > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> take
> > > some
> > > > > deep
> > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> allrite.
> > I
> > > > got
> > > > > my
> > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I remember
> > bein
> > > > all
> > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone tole
> me
> > > > about
> > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help. Good
> > > luck
> > > > > young
> > > > > > man!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > debt
> > > to
> > > > > society, you got an education a good job.
> I
> > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring onion
> > and
> > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > >
> > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > >
> > >
> > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion / spring
> > onion
> > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid loser,
> > > right?
> >
> > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > losers rather than one.
>
>
> Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> what the superior bowel folks are true colors.

Not really. The dude is not funny at all even though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly posting whatever to bump this thread.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: mini wrapper ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:52AM

Big loser Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.


Where is shit-giffer when we need him most. Shit-giffer save us.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 09:53AM

Big loser Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy bowel day Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > obvious onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > lil info 4 u Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > spring onion Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I am taking my SAT exams today.
> Wish
> > me
> > > > > luck!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That iz soo good springonion. I knows
> > > that
> > > > > you
> > > > > > haz
> > > > > > > a wonderfull life ahead ov you. Jus
> > take
> > > > some
> > > > > > deep
> > > > > > > breaths and stay calm an you be
> > allrite.
> > > I
> > > > > got
> > > > > > my
> > > > > > > GED when I waz in prizon an I
> remember
> > > bein
> > > > > all
> > > > > > > nervous bout that test an someone
> tole
> > me
> > > > > about
> > > > > > > takin deep breaths an it did help.
> Good
> > > > luck
> > > > > > young
> > > > > > > man!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Props red onion. Not only did you pay a
> > > debt
> > > > to
> > > > > > society, you got an education a good
> job.
> > I
> > > > > > appreciate your encouraging spring
> onion
> > > and
> > > > > > let’s hope our buddy did well.
> > > > >
> > > > > You do know red onion is a nigger right?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You do know Brown Onion / red onion /
> spring
> > > onion
> > > > / 5am guy ect. are all the same stupid
> loser,
> > > > right?
> > >
> > > Yea but its fun to pretend there are 3 stupid
> > > losers rather than one.
> >
> >
> > Look at the pretentiousness. “Losers.” See
> > what the superior bowel folks are true colors.
>
> Not really. The dude is not funny at all even
> though he thinks he is. He just keeps repeatedly
> posting whatever to bump this thread.


Why such hostility? Could you explain your anger against those of us with bowel problems?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 10:31AM

I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You should see how much food gets thrown away when the dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's too bad so much of it gets wasted.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 12:13PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.


Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job. That’s a shame to hear.

Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 02, 2018 01:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> > should see how much food gets thrown away when
> the
> > dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> > that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in
> the
> > garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> > too bad so much of it gets wasted.
>
>
> Wow spring kudos on landing such a good job.
> That’s a shame to hear.
>
> Have you studied Elvis Presley’s rectum?


No but I read that when they did a autopsy on Elvis they found his colon heavily impacted and it weighed over 60 pounds.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: butt trouble ()
Date: December 02, 2018 03:02PM

I ate this for lunch. Will I have butt trouble?
Attachments:
mons-8333509662_5f08f35152_z-1.jpg

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: roofie in back of van w verified ()
Date: December 02, 2018 05:18PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am on my break at the hospital cafeteria. You
> should see how much food gets thrown away when the
> dishes come back from all the rooms. I estimate
> that 65% of the food is not eaten and goes in the
> garbage. Hospital food is not the best but it's
> too bad so much of it gets wasted.

accessing FFXU from your phone or wifi at work is probably one of the stupidest things you could do. those roofies from Verified Green Onion have fried your brain.

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