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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:35PM

After those 3 baloney sandwiches for lunch I am still pretty full. On the way home I will just roll through the Wendy's drive thru and get a triple with cheese meal and a large chili. My bowels get a break tonite.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bedazzled Plug Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:44PM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Gross!!!!! ()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:55PM

To the troll with the shit pics enough. We all get it. You’re mentally ill. Take that to somewhere else.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Scant Mention of IBS Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 04:59PM

This is a thread about bowels; some like to write fantasies about pretending bowel movements are childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us like to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis graphic representations. This is what its like to be cursed with IBS...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: kje0 ()
Date: June 10, 2019 06:45PM

Eat well, low meat diet plenty of exercise and a healthy weight and you can have movements as beautiful as that masked young lady.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 07:13PM

Dad and the Obese Neighbor are in the coy pond putting the poor fish in their underwear . My dad has a taser and the neighbor looks nervous. My uncle Sigmond is visiting from Kentucky saw the jenkum, misunderstood, thought it was moonshine and drank half a jar. Now Unkie Siggie is vomiting violently in the pantry. Mom and Grandma are thinking about calling 911.

Im heading to my room for dinner - Im having Raw Zucchini "Sushi" Rolls, Raw Avocado Fries with Spicy Pumpkin Seed Cheese.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 10, 2019 07:31PM

Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
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> This is a thread about bowels; some like to write
> fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us like
> to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> graphic representations. This is what its like to
> be cursed with IBS...


Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction asshole.

OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better site for people with your illness.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 10, 2019 07:46PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a thread about bowels; some like to
> write
> > fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> > childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us
> like
> > to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> > graphic representations. This is what its like
> to
> > be cursed with IBS...
>
>
> Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction
> asshole.
>
> OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are
> too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better
> site for people with your illness.


Fuck you, loser. Eat a dick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Illness Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 09:54PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Scant Mention of IBS Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a thread about bowels; some like to
> write
> > fantasies about pretending bowel movements are
> > childbirth requiring 'midwives,' some of us
> like
> > to document healthy bowel function vis-a-vis
> > graphic representations. This is what its like
> to
> > be cursed with IBS...
>
>
> Look at the AMA it is a real disease/affliction
> asshole.
>
> OCD/psychopath posting of bodily functions are
> too. I’m sure your sorry ass can find a better
> site for people with your illness.


Which illness is the one where you pretend over and over and over that having your bowel movements is 'giving birth' with the help of 'midwives' and rectal mirrors? Which illness is that one?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Kim K Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:17PM

Imagine what these bowels are capable of!!!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:23PM

Kim K Onion Wrote:
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> Imagine what these bowels are capable
> of!!!


I would love to chomp on a shit log fresh from her ass! MMMMMM!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: peekza. ()
Date: June 11, 2019 03:38AM

How are Mike O’Meara’s bowels? I bet they’re wonderful.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mother lode! ()
Date: June 11, 2019 03:42AM

Kim K Onion Wrote:
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> Imagine what these bowels are capable
> of!!!


Or what they’ve taken over the years

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 11, 2019 04:50AM

Gross!!!!! Wrote:
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> To the troll with the shit pics enough. We all get
> it. You’re mentally ill. Take that to somewhere
> else.

5am guy checking in here. Everyone on this thread sets their browser for image block so we never see the pictures. 5am guy suggests that you do the same.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy ()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:09AM

My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should be for the real old people with real bowel issues. Not these kids.
You guys don’t know shit, when you take a shit and you look in the toilet and it looks like strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:28AM

Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
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> My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should be
> for the real old people with real bowel issues.
> Not these kids.
> You guys don’t know shit, when you take a shit
> and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk


What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up this morning, and as you may have guessed awaiting the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been an early start, but I hope to at least get a breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Snnds ()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:36AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My 2nd post in this thread, this thread should
> be
> > for the real old people with real bowel issues.
>
> > Not these kids.
> > You guys don’t know shit, when you take a
> shit
> > and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> > strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can talk
>
>
> What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry
> Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up
> this morning, and as you may have guessed awaiting
> the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been an
> early start, but I hope to at least get a
> breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives
> rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.

See how can you be the host of the bowels thread if you don’t even know what strawberry chocolate jubilee is?

Should we find you some images?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:43AM

Snnds Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Strawberry chocolate jubilee guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My 2nd post in this thread, this thread
> should
> > be
> > > for the real old people with real bowel
> issues.
> >
> > > Not these kids.
> > > You guys don’t know shit, when you take a
> > shit
> > > and you look in the toilet and it looks like
> > > strawberry chocolate jubilee then you can
> talk
> >
> >
> > What on earth are you speaking of? "Strawberry
> > Chocolate Jubilee." Speak english please. Am up
> > this morning, and as you may have guessed
> awaiting
> > the next cruel and unusual delivery. Its been
> an
> > early start, but I hope to at least get a
> > breakfast and coffee in prior to the midwives
> > rolling in,and the day literally being shitty.
>
> See how can you be the host of the bowels thread
> if you don’t even know what strawberry chocolate
> jubilee is?
>
> Should we find you some images?


Negative. This is about discussing foods, what we go through with IBS, and our solidarity with brothers in bowel. No thanks. This is a health discussion here, and just because we give birth to basketballs or in the other form of IBS rivers, that's not necessary.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 09:04AM

My bowels, my choicetake that bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Helpful Image Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 09:13AM


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 09:58AM

Just had a nice time with some white people at First Watch. Their organic foods do decrease problems in the higncorners but the Butterball 19 pounder is starting to be created, thus going down the forty feet of plumbing into the small golf hole. Its going to suck, but at least the medical staff is ready.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 10:23AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are filling up grandma's station wagon with jenkum containers. These all look like pickle jars, but have something far more awful in them. I hope grandma doesn't get busted, as I love her, and the way she makes turkey sandwiches so much more healthy than mom does. Mom smokes and drinks a lot, while dad and the obese neighbor are talking about franchising their business.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rusty Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 12:48PM

Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to get canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine inside out in the laundry room and its humiliating...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Superior Bowels Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 01:58PM

4 cups of shredded cabbage fat free dressing and 3oz of tofu - take that bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 11, 2019 02:31PM

Rusty Onion Wrote:
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> Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to get
> canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine
> inside out in the laundry room and its
> humiliating...


What kind of question is this? It strikes me as off topic for the discussion here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rusty Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 02:40PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Rusty Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Interesting thread - anyone have advice how to
> get
> > canoe rust out of biking shorts? I dry mine
> > inside out in the laundry room and its
> > humiliating...
>
>
> What kind of question is this? It strikes me as
> off topic for the discussion here.

If you really had IBS you would understand - poser.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 02:41PM

Deep fried twinkies, potato chips, and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: My butt hurts ()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:18PM

What about irritated vowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rusty Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 05:47PM

...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains out of my biking shorts huh? You would think a group devoted to IBS would have something to offer. You all just sit on your fat asses or are do some of you exercise?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 08:00PM

Rusty Onion Wrote:
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> ...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains out
> of my biking shorts huh? You would think a group
> devoted to IBS would have something to offer. You
> all just sit on your fat asses or are do some of
> you exercise?


The way you asked for such information, and your tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you out. Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains. Hope this helps, and here's to your bowels and shorts being successful.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rusty Onion ()
Date: June 11, 2019 11:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > ...still no tips on how to get the shit-stains
> out
> > of my biking shorts huh? You would think a
> group
> > devoted to IBS would have something to offer.
> You
> > all just sit on your fat asses or are do some
> of
> > you exercise?
>
>
> The way you asked for such information, and your
> tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in
> maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you out.
> Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of
> bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains. Hope
> this helps, and here's to your bowels and shorts
> being successful.


Look Im serious here. Lacking in maturity??? Arent you the guy that has midwives delivering bowling balls or freight trains or whatever out of your asshole every day? How mature is that douche?

Anyway back to the topic. Sometimes I get toothpaste shits - I dig and dig at my rectum for like 3 min but never fully clean it up in there. So when I go riding hit heats up, I sweat and the toothpaste remaining in the rectum comes out and smears a little on my very expensive bike shorts. No, Im not throwing away 80 dollar biking shorts because they are stained. Its not like they dont get cleaned - I clean them after each ride (or you get saddle sore). No bleach either as they are some kind of blue foam or some shit.

I guess I could try that powdered oxy stuff. So go back to your midwives you jerkoff - 'midwives' and you call me immature.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Factoids ()
Date: June 12, 2019 01:14AM

Rusty Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...still no tips on how to get the
> shit-stains
> > out
> > > of my biking shorts huh? You would think a
> > group
> > > devoted to IBS would have something to offer.
>
> > You
> > > all just sit on your fat asses or are do some
> > of
> > > you exercise?
> >
> >
> > The way you asked for such information, and
> your
> > tone towards us suggestion you are lacking in
> > maturity. Yet for the record, I'll help you
> out.
> > Either throw said shorts out, or get a lot of
> > bleach, and a brush to get rid of the stains.
> Hope
> > this helps, and here's to your bowels and
> shorts
> > being successful.
>
>
> Look Im serious here. Lacking in maturity???
> Arent you the guy that has midwives delivering
> bowling balls or freight trains or whatever out of
> your asshole every day? How mature is that
> douche?
>
> Anyway back to the topic. Sometimes I get
> toothpaste shits - I dig and dig at my rectum for
> like 3 min but never fully clean it up in there.
> So when I go riding hit heats up, I sweat and the
> toothpaste remaining in the rectum comes out and
> smears a little on my very expensive bike shorts.
> No, Im not throwing away 80 dollar biking shorts
> because they are stained. Its not like they dont
> get cleaned - I clean them after each ride (or you
> get saddle sore). No bleach either as they are
> some kind of blue foam or some shit.
>
> I guess I could try that powdered oxy stuff. So
> go back to your midwives you jerkoff - 'midwives'
> and you call me immature.


Brown Onion is also known as BEH. Many say BEH is miz. You are literally arguing with an unemployed grown ass retarded man who lives at home with his mom and posts fake troll shit on this forum all day as his hobby.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 12, 2019 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy is back at work after 2 nights off 5am guy went to see the chicken frying woman at Royal Farms and 5am guy is going on a date with her this weekend. 5am guy sends best wishes to the BiB's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 12, 2019 06:29AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here again. 5am guy is back at
> work after 2 nights off 5am guy went to see the
> chicken frying woman at Royal Farms and 5am guy is
> going on a date with her this weekend. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to the BiB's!


Be careful around the fried chicken my friend. That can be known as a starfish impaler. Yet hope all is going good for you. And glad you have a nice lady friend, as they can be wonderful on so many levels.

About to start the countdown here, but hope youre colon is in the clear.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 12, 2019 02:08PM

Dad and the obese neighbor have a wedding cake with figurines of them on top of it. It’s very unhealthy too. They both are smiling a lot, and dad gave the obese neighbor a ring. I really don’t understand or like what they’re up to.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 12, 2019 06:42PM

It’s awful taking my lab for a walk around the neighborhood and am covered in shit not from the dog.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 12, 2019 07:52PM

God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere. I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal mirrow shows that dialation is complete.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 12, 2019 08:23PM

Just finished two racks of ribs from red hot and blue plus a pint of potato salad and some biscuits. My bowels might handle it but I might have to use a sick day tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 12, 2019 09:05PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help
> deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> mirrow shows that dialation is complete.


So glad you imitate Mr J also. Imitation is flattery. Hope you enjoy being young and when you hoist a pickup truck through your rectum, remember what you’ve done.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 12, 2019 09:07PM

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> It’s awful taking my lab for a walk around the
> neighborhood and am covered in shit not from the
> dog.

Such a great breed of pooch, and that must be embarrassing. Are there any well as reliable kids in the neighborhood, who could walk the dog for a few dollars. I hope you and your bowels are better now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lololol ()
Date: June 12, 2019 10:10PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> God damn spic plumber needs to get over here. The
> groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to help
> deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> mirrow shows that dialation is complete.


Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 13, 2019 05:00AM

Hi all , 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was able to drop a good sized load earlier. The mood lighting plus the Frank Zappa instrumental cuts were rather inspiring for 5am guy. 5am guy had two big bite hot dogs from 7-11 for dinner. 5am guy knows that is not a healthy choice so we will see how this affects 5am guys bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 10:42AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all , 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy was
> able to drop a good sized load earlier. The mood
> lighting plus the Frank Zappa instrumental cuts
> were rather inspiring for 5am guy. 5am guy had two
> big bite hot dogs from 7-11 for dinner. 5am guy
> knows that is not a healthy choice so we will see
> how this affects 5am guys bowels.


What year are these hot dogs from? While Julio or Desean can handle such crap I’m worried about your colon.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Busted Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 11:28AM

Lololol Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn spic plumber needs to get over here.
> The
> > groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> > busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> > I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to
> help
> > deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> > mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
>
>
> Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong
> troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL


+1,000,000 - he is a fucking idiot. 'starfish' teeee heee - lest all be mature about having midwives 'deliver' our bowel movements, teeee heee.

What a jerkoff.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Busted Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 11:28AM

Lololol Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > God damn spic plumber needs to get over here.
> The
> > groan throne is overflowing and he’s probably
> > busy drinking Corona and pillaging somewhere.
> > I’m glad I have Matilda and the midwives to
> help
> > deliver this brown bowling ball, once my rectal
> > mirrow shows that dialation is complete.
>
>
> Hey BO, looks like you posted under the wrong
> troll. Good job trying to cover it up. LOL


+1,000,000 - he is a fucking idiot. 'starfish' teeee heee - lets all be mature about having midwives 'deliver' our bowel movements, teeee heee.

What a jerkoff.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Golfing Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 11:52AM

I went golfing yesterday - beautiful. I only go once per year due to IBS. I had 3 'muddy' holes yesterday - good thing there were plenty of bushes and I brought wet wipes. Unfortunately I forgot hand sanitizer so I just threw my golf glove away and tipped the attendant extra to wipe down my grips. This is what its like living with IBS

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 06:21PM

Golfing Onion Wrote:
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> I went golfing yesterday - beautiful. I only go
> once per year due to IBS. I had 3 'muddy' holes
> yesterday - good thing there were plenty of bushes
> and I brought wet wipes. Unfortunately I forgot
> hand sanitizer so I just threw my golf glove away
> and tipped the attendant extra to wipe down my
> grips. This is what its like living with IBS


The adage shit happens is true. Hope Julio washes the money my friend.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 07:50PM

Dad and the obese neighbor, are kind enough to celebrate my graduation. I don't really like their idea of a party, gladiators downstairs all greased up, and lots of techno music coming from the basement. There are all kinds of party poppers around. I'm not sure what these are.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Latin Resident ()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:04PM

Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton next to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots with an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a dog that barks morning noon and night. I have no bowel problems.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:29PM

Latin Resident Wrote:
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> Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or
> any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton next
> to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots with
> an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they
> make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a dog
> that barks morning noon and night. I have no
> bowel problems.


Nice try or one great lie Juan. You might have been in Oakton or other high end areas landscaping, or maybe plumbing some groan throne for a few measly bucks. If people pull up to 711, do you jump in the back of a pickup truck? Last time in Oakton enjoyed myself. A white area with very little crime to speak of. Beaners in Baileys are the opposite of this. Please pillage and do whatever you do in your assigned area. Gracias!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:43PM

I just ate a small rotisserie cooked chicken from Walmart and a box of Hostess cupcakes. Ny bowels might be able to handle this because I drank a huge amount of beer with this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Observer Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 08:48PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Latin Resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im of Latin lineage and I do not eat iguanas or
> > any other exotic meats. I do live in Oakton
> next
> > to a white guy that eats squirrel he shoots
> with
> > an air gun off his back deck. Looks like they
> > make ok money but they drink a lot, and have a
> dog
> > that barks morning noon and night. I have no
> > bowel problems.
>
>
> Nice try or one great lie Juan. You might have
> been in Oakton or other high end areas
> landscaping, or maybe plumbing some groan throne
> for a few measly bucks. If people pull up to 711,
> do you jump in the back of a pickup truck? Last
> time in Oakton enjoyed myself. A white area with
> very little crime to speak of. Beaners in Baileys
> are the opposite of this. Please pillage and do
> whatever you do in your assigned area. Gracias!


Pay no attention to immature fetishist Brown Onion - he is old and part of the racist white population that is quickly dying off and being replaced by a new, vital American population. Oakton has a thriving diverse community including over 10% Latin American community. Oakton High has only 50% white students and 11% Latin American.

And yes, white idiots eat squirrels - no different than people in Florida eating iguanas. It seems like you are tolerant of your douchey redneck neighbor - we could all learn from your patience.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Psychology Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2019 10:03PM

Brown Onion, I mean BEH, is not that old. Most people of his claimed demographics do not frequent forums like this, poorly attempting to troll comedy about feces. He is more likely a kid in high school, or a lonely adult failure who lives on monimum wages or with his mommy and daddy. He obviously lacks the intelligence or tact to come up with anything creative, which demonstrates the fact that he has a rather low IQ. Its quite possible that he is developmentally disabled.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 14, 2019 04:43AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is taking a night off tonight to go on a date with the chicken frying woman who works at Royal Farms. 5am guys boss was not happy about 5am guy asking for a night off but there is not much he can say as 5am guy has covered the graveyard shift for 15 years now, sometimes working 6 or 7 nights a week. Chicken frying woman wants to see a play so that's what she and 5am guy are going to do.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 06:50AM

Be careful of plays 5 am. This is where a drama production can turn into a tragedy with problematic bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:24AM

I forgot who told me but thank you for the dog walker idea. Max gets this service twice a day and cuts down embarrassing moments a big amount.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verifier green onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:38AM

Ever been in a cockpit before spring Onion?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Memory Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> gasket?
> >
> >
> > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> That
> > will fix it.
>
>
> Entrance only.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 11:43AM

Grandma got new jewelry from delivering jenkum. I worry she’s going to get caught. Being flashy while doing this is a bad idea.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 01:00PM

A rump roast. Goulash. I now know what it’s like to push a .50 caliber out of a .380. Oh my goodness the amount of sweat forehead veins popping pain is awful. Why my bowels betrayed me so I don’t know, but looking through my rectal mirror it’s going to be a lot of witch hazel tonight. I may have to sleep on my stomach as what the colon produced was devastating.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Archive Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 01:08PM

Memory Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambone Pilgrim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Anyone have a Chilton guide to repair a
> > gasket?
> > >
> > >
> > > How about you shove a Cadillac up your ass.
> > That
> > > will fix it.
> >
> >
> > Entrance only.


Rare moment of honesty from the racist troll faggot scat fetishist. Thanks for the citation.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Same Boring BO Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 01:35PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A rump roast. Goulash. I now know what it’s like
> to push a .50 caliber out of a .380. Oh my
> goodness the amount of sweat forehead veins
> popping pain is awful. Why my bowels betrayed me
> so I don’t know, but looking through my rectal
> mirror it’s going to be a lot of witch hazel
> tonight. I may have to sleep on my stomach as what
> the colon produced was devastating.


shut up you dope.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: June 14, 2019 02:44PM

What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way) for dinner last night passed completely this morning. Bowels are good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 02:54PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way) for
> dinner last night passed completely this morning.
> Bowels are good.


Did you find the mayo or any castor oil useful for the delivery apparatus? My goodness you’re lucky as Jersey Mike’s just screams cinder blocks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 03:38PM

Supreme pizza, wings, and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Giffy Onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 06:24PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What up BiB's. Jersey Mike's #10 (Mike's Way)
> for
> > dinner last night passed completely this
> morning.
> > Bowels are good.
>
>
> Did you find the mayo or any castor oil useful for
> the delivery apparatus? My goodness you’re lucky
> as Jersey Mike’s just screams cinder blocks.

cinder blocks teee heee
cinder blocks teee heee
Midwives!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 14, 2019 08:39PM

The Obese neighbor invited us and Jules over for dinner. He served hearty chili with sausage, ground round and scrapple in it. I noticed the Obese neighbor putting extra white spices in Jules' dish - Jules said it tasted funny. The spice bottle said "Prostospan" - I have never heard of this spice. We finished dinner and Jules has been in the bathroom for over an hour crying. She must have indigestion.

Meanwhile the Obese neighbor and dad are laughing outside the bathroom door smoking cigarettes and farting.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 14, 2019 09:06PM

How long does it take the sick bastard to post these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you don't ever run for elected office.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Whore getter ()
Date: June 14, 2019 10:34PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> don't ever run for elected office.


Your mom is a dirty whore.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: djefw ()
Date: June 14, 2019 11:31PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> don't ever run for elected office.


He seems to be recycling old ones so it would take only as long as it would to cut and past and post -40 seconds maybe. Some are more disgusting than others but they do follow the theme of the thread.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fuck TMOS ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:08AM

djefw Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How long does it take the sick bastard to post
> > these disgusting movies? I sincerely hope you
> > don't ever run for elected office.
>
>
> He seems to be recycling old ones so it would take
> only as long as it would to cut and past and post
> -40 seconds maybe. Some are more disgusting than
> others but they do follow the theme of the thread.


Go back to bumping your TMOS thread, you stupid faggot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:32AM

Spinning signz. Want oil changez? Come on down! Got buttockz out and specialz for all the guyz who want me to bring milkshake to the yardz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 07:03AM

Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he and I should spend some time together. My Dad and the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me bowel trouble.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:46AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he
> and I should spend some time together. My Dad and
> the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake
> Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and
> go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and
> I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I
> consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> bowel trouble.


It’s a shame the fat man next door has to go. Do you think your dad can leave him out of this trip? I can understand it must be frustrating, and father and son time is important. I hope he changes his mind spring Onion!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: June 15, 2019 08:53AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that he
> and I should spend some time together. My Dad and
> the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at Lake
> Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat and
> go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat and
> I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what I
> consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> bowel trouble.


Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day you will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two nights and thik of it as a Father Day present fo your Dad.
My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66 months. He died sudden like an I never got ta see him or even talk ta him on the phone.
God bless you springonion.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 10:14AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over the
> > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think that
> he
> > and I should spend some time together. My Dad
> and
> > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> Lake
> > Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon boat
> and
> > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat
> and
> > I know the reason why, it's so he and the obese
> > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not what
> I
> > consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing me
> > bowel trouble.
>
>
> Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy
> tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you
> want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day you
> will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> nights and thik of it as a Father Day present fo
> your Dad.
> My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> months. He died sudden like an I never got ta see
> him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> God bless you springonion.


Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your bowels doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this astonishing weather.

You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to hoping he brings an oxygen mask.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 11:54AM

I slept in this morning and just had ham and eggs for breakfast. I am going to drive out to Manassas in about a hour to hit up Golden corral. Unlimited fried chicken with potato salad and coleslaw sounds good, maybe a big softserve ice cream sundae for dessert. My bowels will just have to deal with it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bored Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:06PM

Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock puppet posts this morning. Impressive. Nothing new or interesting just the same boring nonsense. Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder blocks.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: mouse control onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:50PM

Bored Onion Wrote:
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> Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock
> puppet posts this morning. Impressive. Nothing
> new or interesting just the same boring nonsense.
> Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder
> blocks.

Sounds like you never miss a single post.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 15, 2019 12:55PM

mouse control onion Wrote:
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> Bored Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow Brown onion busy with 4, count them 4 sock
> > puppet posts this morning. Impressive.
> Nothing
> > new or interesting just the same boring
> nonsense.
> > Thankfully no mention of midwives or cinder
> > blocks.
>
> Sounds like you never miss a single post.


Neither do you asshole. Obsessed?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 02:03PM

Even though I take the husks off the corn I grilled, they returned with a vengeance husks corn and grilled chicken rolling through my forty feet of piping before being squeezed out of my colon and starfish. I feel sorry for my starfish. It should be put on the endangered species list. My rear end ultimately suffers so harshly and it’s unfair.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Kool AIDS ()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Even though I take the husks off the corn I
> grilled, they returned with a vengeance husks corn
> and grilled chicken rolling through my forty feet
> of piping before being squeezed out of my colon
> and starfish. I feel sorry for my starfish. It
> should be put on the endangered species list. My
> rear end ultimately suffers so harshly and it’s
> unfair.

What are you 12?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:44PM

Guys a sense of humor and respect please. Can’t you please make fun of people on stroke or fibromyalgia threads?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Fuckyou Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 03:47PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Guys a sense of humor and respect please. Can’t
> you please make fun of people on stroke or
> fibromyalgia threads?


Go fuck yourself BEH retard

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: June 15, 2019 04:21PM

I ate a hamburger with bacon and French fries. My poor bowels! What was I thinking?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: June 15, 2019 04:28PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over
> the
> > > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think
> that
> > he
> > > and I should spend some time together. My Dad
> > and
> > > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> > Lake
> > > Anna and we are going there Sunday and Monday
> > > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon
> boat
> > and
> > > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the boat
> > and
> > > I know the reason why, it's so he and the
> obese
> > > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not
> what
> > I
> > > consider Father-Son bonding. This is causing
> me
> > > bowel trouble.
> >
> >
> > Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an enjoy
> > tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what you
> > want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day
> you
> > will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> > nights and thik of it as a Father Day present
> fo
> > your Dad.
> > My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> > months. He died sudden like an I never got ta
> see
> > him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> > God bless you springonion.
>
>
> Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your bowels
> doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this
> astonishing weather.
>
> You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to
> bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to hoping
> he brings an oxygen mask.


Hi there mr brownonion. My bowelz iz doin better theeze dayz. Seemz like I can get me a good dump in most morningz an be good all day. Maybe I haz trouble once or twice a week. Thatz a lot better than a few yearz ago. I told you I got me a little townhouse now didint I? Still got my roomate an I am a doin better money wize.
How bout you mr brownonion? From what I readz here it sounds like you bowelz aint a doin too good, God bless you mr brownonion.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tom Selleck Fan ()
Date: June 15, 2019 05:54PM

Good forum. I’m in my 60s. Have had IBS since 52. Occasionally it flares up but it’s no where to what you all describe. Is this some kind of joke I don’t understand?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Cabbage Fart Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:28PM

I generally eat very well - mostly veggies and soy protein. My vices include ice cream and some candy. Lately Ive been eating a lot of raw cabbage in my meals - its great roughage and low calorie. the taste is fine for me. Unfortunately Ive been visited by the most heinous cabbage farts I can ever remember. They are truly nasty. Also been having toothpaste shits lately. I dig and dig at my rectum but it takes forever to clean all the sticky poop out.

If you have advice great, if you are one of the young kids here with the stupid stories about midwives and such please just refrain from replying.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: I looked it up for you ()
Date: June 15, 2019 06:42PM

^Cabbage belongs to the cruciferous vegetable family and provides a myriad of nutrients, including fiber, folate, calcium, potassium and vitamins A, C and K. Cabbage contains phytonutrients that act as antioxidants to reduce your risk of certain cancers. However, eating large quantities of cabbage can cause negative side effects, such as flatulence, diarrhea, medication interactions and hypothyroidism.

Flatulence
Cabbage contains significant quantities of riffinose, an indigestible sugar. This sugar is a type of complex carbohydrate that passes through your intestines undigested and can cause flatulence. Other symptoms associated with flatulence that may result after eating cabbage include belching, abdominal discomfort and bloating.

youre welcome but IM never coming back images are just plain gross.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 15, 2019 07:16PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Since I am moving to my Grandmas house over
> > the
> > > > 4th of July weekend my Dad seems to think
> > that
> > > he
> > > > and I should spend some time together. My
> Dad
> > > and
> > > > the obese neighbor have rented a cottage at
> > > Lake
> > > > Anna and we are going there Sunday and
> Monday
> > > > nights. We are supposed to rent a pontoon
> > boat
> > > and
> > > > go fishing. My Dad wants me to pilot the
> boat
> > > and
> > > > I know the reason why, it's so he and the
> > obese
> > > > neighbor can get drunk as hell. This is not
> > what
> > > I
> > > > consider Father-Son bonding. This is
> causing
> > me
> > > > bowel trouble.
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi springonion. I thinks you shood try an
> enjoy
> > > tha fishin trip. I knowz that it aint what
> you
> > > want ta do but do it fo your Father. One day
> > you
> > > will be vury glad that you did. Itz only two
> > > nights and thik of it as a Father Day present
> > fo
> > > your Dad.
> > > My Father died whilze I waz in Prizon fo 66
> > > months. He died sudden like an I never got ta
> > see
> > > him or even talk ta him on the phone.
> > > God bless you springonion.
> >
> >
> > Wise advice red Onion. How are you and your
> bowels
> > doing? I hope you get a chance to enjoy this
> > astonishing weather.
> >
> > You’re actually right. Heck if dad wants to
> > bring the fat guy so be it. Yet here’s to
> hoping
> > he brings an oxygen mask.
>
>
> Hi there mr brownonion. My bowelz iz doin better
> theeze dayz. Seemz like I can get me a good dump
> in most morningz an be good all day. Maybe I haz
> trouble once or twice a week. Thatz a lot better
> than a few yearz ago. I told you I got me a little
> townhouse now didint I? Still got my roomate an I
> am a doin better money wize.
> How bout you mr brownonion? From what I readz here
> it sounds like you bowelz aint a doin too good,
> God bless you mr brownonion




Wonderful red onion, just outstanding news. And hoping you have more bathrooms in your town house, so there's a choice of groan thrones. II'm happy for you!

These bowels are a piss poor set, but I'm glad to hear your bowels are doing pretty good. Have you changed your diet? Also has a rectal mirror helped? You are a great man.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tom Selleck Fan ()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:23PM

This is not for me, sorry this is bizarre.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Grow up ()
Date: June 15, 2019 08:54PM

'rectal mirror' Jesus just beyond dumb and immature. Are you like 13 or something? You post disgusting pictures and make stupid unfunny 'jokes'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 16, 2019 07:25AM

Just heading out the door to Roy Rogers Manchester Lakes for a sausage and egg platter with a side of sausage gravy and a extra sausage biscuit. Washing all that down with a diet coke is a great way to start the day. My bowels got this!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 16, 2019 07:43AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just heading out the door to Roy Rogers Manchester
> Lakes for a sausage and egg platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and a extra sausage biscuit. Washing
> all that down with a diet coke is a great way to
> start the day. My bowels got this!


Oh my boiled, should I send a team of midwives with forceps and C section materials? That sounds very dangerous. I feel sorry for your lower and upper intestine.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 16, 2019 09:05AM

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. Despite him walking around in underwear and the obese neighbor in a dress I’m lucky.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 16, 2019 10:38AM

The fake postings are funny.

My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the cabin we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that they bought 3 cases of bud light and several big bags of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking trip more than a fishing trip.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Shit troll ()
Date: June 16, 2019 10:50AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> The fake postings are funny.
>
> My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the cabin
> we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the
> obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that they
> bought 3 cases of bud light and several big bags
> of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking
> trip more than a fishing trip.


The fake postings are better than your stupid fucking fake postings.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: June 16, 2019 11:33AM

I ate pizza with greasy cheese. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 16, 2019 01:20PM

Shit troll Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The fake postings are funny.
> >
> > My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> > Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> > Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the
> cabin
> > we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in the
> > obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that
> they
> > bought 3 cases of bud light and several big
> bags
> > of ice. I think this is going to be a drinking
> > trip more than a fishing trip.
>
>
> The fake postings are better than your stupid
> fucking fake postings.

If you don’t like ignore. We should be all we should to encourage youth. Spring Onion is actually a productive young man who cares. I don’t like how his father treats him.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bored Onion ()
Date: June 16, 2019 02:58PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Shit troll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The fake postings are funny.
> > >
> > > My Dad and the obese neighbor are back from
> > > Walmart, we are getting ready to head to Lake
> > > Anna. If the farting gets too heavy in the
> > cabin
> > > we are staying at I am prepared to sleep in
> the
> > > obese neighbors pickup truck. I noticed that
> > they
> > > bought 3 cases of bud light and several big
> > bags
> > > of ice. I think this is going to be a
> drinking
> > > trip more than a fishing trip.
> >
> >
> > The fake postings are better than your stupid
> > fucking fake postings.
>
> If you don’t like ignore. We should be all we
> should to encourage youth. Spring Onion is
> actually a productive young man who cares. I
> don’t like how his father treats him.

No, he is just another sock puppet (as are you) of feces-eating, shit-gif-posting Brown Onion. Boring as hell. Im in the camp where the other spring onion postings are 1000x fmore interesting than the BOBoring TM sockpuppet postings...

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