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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:26PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Brown nation
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo.
>
>
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> it took away our joy of life
> our towel racks are torn and we need a midwife
> took away our healthy bungs
> and made our starfishes look like egg fu yung
> and all the rectal pain we could withstand
> came from Anon doc's wedding band
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> so proud to dump, so proud to try
>
> They took the whole brown trodden nation
> and gave us all this constipation
> though I have a disabled brown eye
> I still have a moving van deep inside
>
>
> Brown Trodden people, brown trodden tribe
> Praying for a number 4 before we die


Hey johnny - you joining us tomorrow for Easter Texas Tea Stains round at Tysons II tomorrow???

It will be naughty-delicious ;)

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: April 20, 2019 05:58PM

I will trade my incontinence with your problem.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: April 20, 2019 09:47PM

I Got Poo Babe
by,
Jhonny Bravo

They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we flush
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
Babe
I got poo babe
I got poo babe

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 21, 2019 04:09AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> I Got Poo Babe
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
> They say we're young and we don't know
> We won't find out until we flush
> Well I don't know if all that's true
> 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> Babe
> I got poo babe
> I got poo babe



Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne, getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an epindural.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 21, 2019 07:16AM

Happy Easter everyone! I volunteered to work day shift at the hospital today so another employee can spend Easter with her children. That makes me feel good.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: left handed onion anus ()
Date: April 21, 2019 05:31PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> jhonny bravo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I Got Poo Babe
> > by,
> > Jhonny Bravo
> >
> > They say we're young and we don't know
> > We won't find out until we flush
> > Well I don't know if all that's true
> > 'Cause you got me, and baby I got poo
> > Babe
> > I got poo babe
> > I got poo babe
>
>
>
> Wonderful talent Mr. Bravo! Happy easter to my
> brothers in bowel. Currently on the groan throne,
> getting ready to drop a honeybaked ham that has a
> terrible scent. IBS is certainly not fun, but
> hoping the midwives get here soon as so need an
> epindural.

shit poster risen from the dead eh Brown. Have Matilda fuck you in the ass with a giant dildo and tear your rectum to shreds. That would be good fun. Lets all pretend having a bowel movement is like havin a baby! te he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te hete he te he

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 21, 2019 05:50PM

Giving my bowels a break tonight, just having two Stouffer's frozen french bread pizzas and a bag of crunchy Cheetos. My bowels have been good so I am being nice to them tonight.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 22, 2019 08:41PM

I am a little short on cash right now so will be eating Kraft macaroni and cheese for the next few nights and will take the leftovers for lunch. My bowels might have trouble with this,

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 23, 2019 04:46AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 24, 2019 06:56AM

I just got my tax refund yesterday. Time to celebrate with a trip to Cracker Barrel for breakfast and a nice Chinese buffet for lunch. My bowels can deal with it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 24, 2019 07:56AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been
> eating food that 5am guy ordered off the internet
> from a company called Freshly. 5am guy feels that
> the Freshly food has improved 5am guys bowels. 5am
> guy recommends Freshly and 5am guys favorite
> Freshly meal is the Turkey meatballs and pasta.


I will have a look at this on the smart groan throne television some wetback installed in the bathroom. Anything that could turn them into smaller cinder blocks would be appreciated. It’s okay to cry but these really hurt.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:40AM

Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from school today and am making a trip to Aldi for fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels are doing well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion. ()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:49AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown and others! I faked out sick from
> school today and am making a trip to Aldi for
> fresh fruits and veggies. I hope everyone's bowels
> are doing well.


Spring - the anus is an erogenous zone; yes its stimulated by bowel movements but there are many other ways to stimulate it. Now that you are older lets stop the facade and allow me to give you pleasure without the ruse of digestive erotica or the usual ice cream in the van charade.


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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: April 25, 2019 04:54AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at a motel. 5am guy does not like using the outhouse.
5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a load here in a couple minutes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 25, 2019 07:11PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is
> looking forward to a few nights off and 5am guy
> will be going down to paint bank Virginia to go
> fishing with his cousin. 5am guys cousin still has
> no indoor plumbing so 5am guy is going to stay at
> a motel. 5am guy does not like using the
> outhouse.
> 5am guy extends best wishes to all the bib's out
> there. 5am guy is just about ready to drop off a
> load here in a couple minutes.

Outhouse could save from plumbers. Hope went well as about to drop an official NBA sized basketball here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 07:32AM

Going to cracker barrel for breakfast now. Somebody sent me a 30 dollar gift card for my birthday. My bowels are not going to like this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:46AM

Hi Boiled onion. You sound like you must have incredible bowels! You might want to think about making a few better choices at mealtime for the sake of your long term health.
I am working at the hospital today. We are cleaned up from breakfast so we get a 15 minute break before starting on lunch. The hospital is really full for a Saturday.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:10AM

If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives are being supportive but look scared.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tenneseee Tim ()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:44AM

Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure we will turn the silver line into the brown line and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you know
> what’s coming out of my rear end. The midwives
> are being supportive but look scared.


Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We are hoping that she has another year or so. I am so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best wishes to you and your family.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:59PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.

Oh man dive! Manly hugs to you and here’s to you and Mrs Dive. It is so hard but I have no doubt your support will mean the world to her. I really am so terribly sorry, really am.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 28, 2019 07:15AM

Going to Yorkshire restaurant in Manassas for biscuits and gravy, 6 fried eggs and some scrapple. Maybe blueberry pie for desert. My bowels can do it!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 28, 2019 11:06AM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you guys remember Tales of the Crypt,you
> know
> > what’s coming out of my rear end. The
> midwives
> > are being supportive but look scared.
>
>
> Best of luck with that BO. I hope you have been
> doing well. Mrs Dive is still battling cancer. We
> are hoping that she has another year or so. I am
> so sad but I try not to let her see that. Best
> wishes to you and your family.


I am sorry to hear about your wife Mr Bomber. Sending prayers and best wishes.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 28, 2019 01:19PM

After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to see it one last time before it closes forever. I got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 30, 2019 02:05PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> After breakfast at Yorkshire I went to Shoppers to
> see it one last time before it closes forever. I
> got a Chef Boyardee twin pack pizza kit, some
> cheese and hamburger. I am going to make two
> cheeseburger pizzas tonight. Look out bowels!


Oh my boiled onion I hope you and your starfish have survived this bombardment.

It’s been a frustrating afternoon. All of us have sat with the fifty pound bags of cement in our bellies over the groan throne. Yet hours of this the inevitable pain and feet nails digging in the grout.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: April 30, 2019 03:31PM

I’m going to eat a whole ham, deviled eggs, and a cheesecake. There’s no going back.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:46PM

I cooked 6 chicken legs in my big toaster oven tonight. I ate them all plus a big bag of potato chips. My bowels are up for a challenge !

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:59AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal. The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute. Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm tomorrow.
5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am guy has the mood lighting and the space heater going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out greetings and salutations to all the bib's!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 11:18AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago. The
> Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece meal.
> The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> said she threw in a extra thigh and that she was
> sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am guy
> thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of cute.
> Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> tomorrow.
> 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> greetings and salutations to all the bib's!


Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you still listen to whale music?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:49PM

On my way home from work I am going to stop at a pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage, mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 04:55PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> On my way home from work I am going to stop at a
> pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing and
> wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon in
> 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a lesson.


What have your bowels done, to deserve such punishment? I’m really worried about your colon.

Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of cement ready to go through a small hole .

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > On my way home from work I am going to stop at
> a
> > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> and
> > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue ribbon
> in
> > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> lesson.
>
>
> What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> punishment? I’m really worried about your
> colon.
>
> Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> cement ready to go through a small hole .


My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato chips. This is payback for what they did to me last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is the boss!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 05:10PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > On my way home from work I am going to stop
> at
> > a
> > > pizzeria and get a large pizza with sausage,
> > > mushroom, black olives, gyro meat and extra
> > > cheese. Going to try and eat the whole thing
> > and
> > > wash it down with a 6 pack of Pabst blue
> ribbon
> > in
> > > 16oz cans. I am going to teach my bowels a
> > lesson.
> >
> >
> > What have your bowels done, to deserve such
> > punishment? I’m really worried about your
> > colon.
> >
> > Still sitting on the groan throne with bags of
> > cement ready to go through a small hole .
>
>
> My bowels gave me trouble last night and all I ate
> was six chicken legs and a large bag of potato
> chips. This is payback for what they did to me
> last night. Sometimes you have to show them who is
> the boss!


Sorry to hear your suffering. Only thing is scientifically bowels control brain which is amazing isn’t it? Our bowels despite the pains are incredible.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Scratching Onion ()
Date: May 01, 2019 07:12PM

What would it do to my plumbing if I ate an entire Carvel ice cream cake?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: May 01, 2019 07:38PM

Toilet in the sky
by,
Jhonny Bravo

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
Goin' up to the toilet in the sky
That's where I'm gonna poop when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 02, 2019 05:02AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> > made a trip to Royal Farms a couple hours ago.
> The
> > Royal Farm people had no chicken on hand so 5am
> > guy had to wait for them to fry up a 3 piece
> meal.
> > The chicken frying woman winked at 5am guy and
> > said she threw in a extra thigh and that she
> was
> > sorry it took so long to fry the chicken. 5am
> guy
> > thinks the chicken frying woman is kind of
> cute.
> > Maybe 5am guy will go back to Royal Farm
> > tomorrow.
> > 5am guy is just about ready to drop a load. 5am
> > guy has the mood lighting and the space heater
> > going in the mens room now. 5am guy sends out
> > greetings and salutations to all the bib's!
>
>
> Hi 5 am! Here’s to you and your bowels. Do you
> still listen to whale music?


Yes, 5am guy often employs the whale song and the star shower device. It really helps with a 3 or 4 am dump. Drinking a diet 7-up helps too.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 08:35AM

A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:50AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> A pepperoni pizza, cheese sticks, and brownies.
> Take this bowels!

Spring you are a young man but hoping you switch to more bowel friendly foods.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Scater ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:24PM

Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
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> Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I figure
> we will turn the silver line into the brown line
> and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!


Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few days. Did you guys have fun?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-in-law Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 01:52PM

My father-in-law is visiting - great guy but has some age-related cognitive issues. He obsesses over his bowels. Id say he spends 3 hours a day sitting on the toilet. He takes multiple OTC constipation remedies throughout the day. He had a very high metabolism so he basically eats like a horse and is still quite slender. He will have a huge meal then, understandably feel full and head to the bathroom seeking relief.

How much can he be shitting to be in the bathroom so much? Its almost 2pm and he is in the bathroom for the 4th time already clocking something like 2 hours sitting on the toilet. Maybe some of you old and feeble bowel-idiots can give me some insight. I worry about what will happen when his ability to bathroom himself vanishes. Is this where 'midwives' come into play?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-in-law Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:31PM

...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours with that stuff.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:43PM

He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels. One day when you’re older and your bowels betray you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to change. Take care of him and certainly call in midwives as needed.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion's neighbor ()
Date: May 02, 2019 02:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> He can’t help it. Support him and his bowels.
> One day when you’re older and your bowels betray
> you you’ll understand. Your tone needs to
> change. Take care of him and certainly call in
> midwives as needed.

Thank god he is not like you wasting his time posting infantile nonsense about ass-play and feces fetishes. You poor twisted old fuck.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 05:57PM

I came home from school today to a surprise. The obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging backward over our couch with a toilet seat around his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think. I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house. I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green_Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:03PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I came home from school today to a surprise. The
> obese neighbor was in the living room, hanging
> backward over our couch with a toilet seat around
> his neck. He had his mouth wide open. Jules was
> standing over him, wearing a nurse outfit and tool
> belt, pooping into his mouth. My mom and dad were
> nowhere to be found. I don’t know what to think.
> I will go spend the night at my grandma’s house.
> I had fresh tuna and kale on flatbread for lunch.


Spring, glad to hear you are eating bowel-friendly meals. Jules and your neighbor are living their 'best lives' - dont judge. If you would like I could pick up and we could grab sushi and see Avengers to help cheer you up or just head to my place and I could give you a back rub.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: might have to induce labor ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:09PM

Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
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> ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and I
> go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im gonna
> put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> with that stuff.


He is in the john again for at least the 10th time today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more comfortable.' Its kind of sad.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-In-Law Update ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:18PM

might have to induce labor Wrote:
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> Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go and
> I
> > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> gonna
> > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for hours
> > with that stuff.
>
>
> He is in the john again for at least the 10th time
> today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and try
> to get rid of this dump again so I can feel more
> comfortable.' Its kind of sad.


He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'

Very strange...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 02, 2019 06:53PM

A dozen donuts, a bag of chips, and french fries. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BOS ()
Date: May 02, 2019 07:10PM

Abstract

The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the intersection of somatic and psychological domains without being adequately diagnosed and treated.

Case report

A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation presented with restricted diet, compulsions on evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood, thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive behavioral therapy led to complete remission of symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year of follow-up.

Conclusion

Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians should be aware of its existence in order to assess, diagnose and properly treat it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: twyel ()
Date: May 02, 2019 10:09PM

^explains entire thread. get help

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:42AM

5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a regular basis and that is having a positive effect on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken frying woman's phone number.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Youll be buried in Potters Field ()
Date: May 03, 2019 08:49AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am
> guy just dropped a big number 3 and 5am guy is
> feeling pretty good about that. 5am guy has been
> eating mixed fruit cups from Royal Farms on a
> regular basis and that is having a positive effect
> on 5am guys bowels. 5am guy talked to the cute
> chicken frying woman a couple hours ago at the
> Royal Farm. 5am guy and her had a conversation
> about being a graveyard shift worker. 5am guy is
> trying to work up the nerve to ask for chicken
> frying woman's phone number.

Fucking loser. You are an old man and still work night shifts and obsess about your bathroom behaviors. What a piece of shit you are. Why not just give up - you will never be a good person, never have a wife or family. At this point its just a matter of time till you are in a state-run nursing home sitting in your own urine never once having a visitor.

Then Potters Field...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 09:59AM

BOS Wrote:
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> Abstract
>
> The bowel obsession syndrome (BOS) is a
> psychosomatic disorder which often remains at the
> intersection of somatic and psychological domains
> without being adequately diagnosed and treated.
>
> Case report
>
> A 32-year-old man with chronic constipation
> presented with restricted diet, compulsions on
> evacuation, social isolation and depressed mood,
> thus satisfying the diagnosis of BOS. Cognitive
> behavioral therapy led to complete remission of
> symptoms, and results were maintained after 1 year
> of follow-up.
>
> Conclusion
>
> Although BOS is not frequently diagnosed, it is
> probably more prevalent than thought. Clinicians
> should be aware of its existence in order to
> assess, diagnose and properly treat it.


When your rear end dictates your day, there are effects. Have some sympathy please as many of us have IBS and cinder blocks to regularly push through.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: son-in-law Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 02:05PM

Son-In-Law Update Wrote:
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> might have to induce labor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Son-in-law Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...he keeps saying 'I feel like I have to go
> and
> > I
> > > go in the bathroom and nothing happens.' Im
> > gonna
> > > put a cup of psyllium husks in his pancakes
> > > tomorrow. He will be laying cable for
> hours
> > > with that stuff.
> >
> >
> > He is in the john again for at least the 10th
> time
> > today. He said 'let me see if I can go in and
> try
> > to get rid of this dump again so I can feel
> more
> > comfortable.' Its kind of sad.
>
>
> He just came out and told me 'Ive been in there
> thinking I was shitting, I was shitting I was
> shitting and I just 'exploded. I exploded in
> there' Im feeling like Im all done now.'
>
> Very strange...


Heartbreaking, good man now living a life centered around when and where he shits.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 02:51PM

A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wonderz Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:09PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.


and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:45PM

Wonderz Onion Wrote:
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> Boiled Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A whole pepperoni pizza with brownies.
>
>
> and? who cares sounds delicious. I had chicken
> and brownies for lunch. Is this somehow
> newsworthy? WTF is wrong with you?


Who are you to judge? How are your bowels? I will not chastise Boil Onion for his food choices. I wouldn’t eat that but please, leave your harsh attitude out of this and learn about your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennessee Tim ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:47PM

Verified Scater Wrote:
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> Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> figure
> > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> line
> > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive some
> > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
>
>
> Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> days. Did you guys have fun?


It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had to stop early though after Brown Onion got too excited and shit all over the hood of one of the cars and then began rolling around in it. The salesman chased us off when he saw that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green.Onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 04:52PM

Tennessee Tim Wrote:
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> Verified Scater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > figure
> > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > line
> > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> some
> > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> >
> >
> > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > days. Did you guys have fun?
>
>
> It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We had
> to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> excited and shit all over the hood of one of the
> cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> salesman chased us off when he saw that.


Tea Stains is best played with discerning gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many stains as possible before the store employees get wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided outside the confines of private gatherings with suitable ventilation and perfumes...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:10PM

Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: sow ()
Date: May 03, 2019 05:15PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Giving my bowels a break tonight. Just having a
> box of Kraft mac n cheese with a can of sliced and
> fried Spam on top. In the morning I am heading to
> Roy Rogers for a breakfast platter with a side of
> sausage gravy and maybe a extra biscuit.


No wonder you are a lonely fuck - who would want to be near you?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion Class 2006 ()
Date: May 03, 2019 07:31PM

Spinning signz. Got buttockz out who wants oil changez

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tennesse Tim ()
Date: May 03, 2019 08:05PM

Verified Green.Onion Wrote:
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> Tennessee Tim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified Scater Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tenneseee Tim Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Tennesse tea stains tonight! BO, you in? I
> > > figure
> > > > we will turn the silver line into the brown
> > > line
> > > > and then go Tennesse tea stain test drive
> > some
> > > > Cadillacs. Don’t forget the cheese cloth!
> > >
> > >
> > > Sorry I missed this! I was offline for a few
> > > days. Did you guys have fun?
> >
> >
> > It was a blast! We made some epic stains. We
> had
> > to stop early though after Brown Onion got too
> > excited and shit all over the hood of one of
> the
> > cars and then began rolling around in it. The
> > salesman chased us off when he saw that.
>
>
> Tea Stains is best played with discerning
> gentlemen - they whole fun is applying as many
> stains as possible before the store employees get
> wise to the game. Scat-gaming of the kind you
> describe BO doing is vulgar and to be avoided
> outside the confines of private gatherings with
> suitable ventilation and perfumes...


Yeah BO got carried away. I think he just wanted to show off the “747” he expelled. We will leave him at home next time because we dont need that arrogance spoiling our games. Next weekend we will do another round of train stains (red line), then visit some lawyer waiting rooms in Bethesda.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 07:00AM

My bowels did me proud this morning, they worked well. Heading over to Roy Rogers soon for the sausage egg platter and a couple side items. My bowels are up for it!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 09:36AM

That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels can somehow churn that out.

Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly awful to wake up to an impending cinder block through the starfish.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 10:42AM

Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital kitchen again today, we get a break between breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going to bring the trays of food up to some of the rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to do something different. Some of the patients like to complain about the food and we really don't have enough time to stand around and listen to them bitch. Some of these people can be really nasty. I just give them the extension for the kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
I hope all the bib's here are doing well.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:30AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hello everyone! I am working in the hospital
> kitchen again today, we get a break between
> breakfast and lunch. At lunchtime today I am going
> to bring the trays of food up to some of the
> rooms. This is not my usual job but it is nice to
> do something different. Some of the patients like
> to complain about the food and we really don't
> have enough time to stand around and listen to
> them bitch. Some of these people can be really
> nasty. I just give them the extension for the
> kitchen manager and ask that they call her.
> I hope all the bib's here are doing well.

That’s nice of you spring! And yes it can’t be easy, but at the same time I like that your civic minded. Do you like gladiator movies or hang out in gymnasiums in your free time?

It’s so kind of you. Working on cement bags on the groan throne. Got the rectal mirror out and don’t like what I’m seeing.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Son-in-Law Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 11:59AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your bowels
> can somehow churn that out.
>
> Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> through the starfish.


You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You have some form of mental illness that will only get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for the strangers left to care for you as its clear your family has long given up.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Underwear ()
Date: May 04, 2019 12:23PM

Son-in-Law Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That looks painful Boiled, but I hope your
> bowels
> > can somehow churn that out.
> >
> > Will be on the groan throne soon. It’s truly
> > awful to wake up to an impending cinder block
> > through the starfish.
>
>
> You sound like my Father-in-Law, he has dementia
> and spends the day worrying about his bowels. You
> have some form of mental illness that will only
> get worse. Im sorry for you and more sorry for
> the strangers left to care for you as its clear
> your family has long given up.


Last I checked he has family. And at our ages yes health concerns, well you’ll see one day. I’m incontinent for what it’s worth

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 01:03PM

A whole package of hot dogs, coleslaw and pumpkin pie. Take this bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 04, 2019 02:10PM

The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: May 04, 2019 04:52PM

Something good
by,
Jhonny Bravo




Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
There's somethin' special on my mind
Last night I tried a new restaurant in the neighbourhood, whoa yeah
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came out of me like I hoped it would)
Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
I only pushed for a minute or two
But then it just came on through
Can I be fallin' in love?
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: truth onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 12:04AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.


Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a loser.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:01AM

I'm staying home today and having a big breakfast! My bowels have all day to deal with this! I had some beans and weenies left over so I incorporated them into breakfast,
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:45AM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> Something good
> by,
> Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine
> There's somethin' special on my mind
> Last night I tried a new restaurant in the
> neighbourhood, whoa yeah
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumping good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> Gonna be the kind of poop that's not too dry
> And I can drop it in the wink of a brown eye
> It came out of me like I hoped it would (it came
> out of me like I hoped it would)
> Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good
> (Somethin' tells me I'm gonna be dumpin good)
> I only pushed for a minute or two
> But then it just came on through
> Can I be fallin' in love?
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of
> This is the restaurant I've been dreamin' of


Kudos to the Grammy award winning Mr Bravo!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 07:47AM

truth onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The roids are out, but on a plus note so is the
> > oversized honey baked ham glaze and all.
>
>
> Freak. You live to talk about your shit. What a
> loser.


Deal with it. My bowel woes are every day. Let that sink in everyday. Enjoy your superior bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:11PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: banned fracking onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:32PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling greasy
> hotdogs and burgers. They are discussing teabags
> but I don’t think they like Earl Grey.


Spring they are talking about dunking their balls into each other's mouth - that is 'tea-bagging.' Your dad is gay as is the neighbor. Eat some healthy shit, cry, whatever - you cannot change your dad likes overweight men sucking his cock.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 02:57PM

The obese neighbor is in the living room. Totally naked with Vaseline on farting. Mom smokes cigarettes and cries. Grandma said she will buy me fresh fruits.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 05, 2019 04:48PM

Tonight I am cooking 2 pounds of boneless pork chops with shake n bake coating mix served with a box of Betty Crocker scalloped potatoes. Washing it all down with a six pack of Sam Adams and Lime sorbet for dessert. My bowels will need to process this quickly as I have to be at work by 8am tomorrow.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 06, 2019 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again. 5am guy is just now finishing up his work week and 5am guy has the next two nights off. 5am guy is planning on getting some extra sleep and 5am guy is thinking about going for a drive in the mountains. 5am guy basically has no life and lives in a condo by himself. 5am guy is ready to drop a load now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 06, 2019 07:18PM

No mans bowel Movement should make him cry.

Now that that is over might have to get the Buick out. Lots of Indians to handle.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 06, 2019 08:43PM

I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up for a challenge as I am going to bed now.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2019 06:22AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got done eating a pound of thin spaghetti
> smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs and
> a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are up
> for a challenge as I am going to bed now.

Did you drop lasagna?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green_Onion ()
Date: May 07, 2019 12:13PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?

Great question, when I hear stories about people eating a lot I get a tingle down my leg wondering how the quality of their feces/bowel movement will be! Did the pork give a strong aroma in your feces (*drool); was the movement pasty and thick due to the pasta (yum) or did the sugar in the sauce give you liquid shit spraying everywhere (*hardon). Dont spare the details please

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 07, 2019 05:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got done eating a pound of thin
> spaghetti
> > smothered in Prego sauce with 6 pork meatballs
> and
> > a big garlic bread from Safeway. My bowels are
> up
> > for a challenge as I am going to bed now.
>
> Did you drop lasagna?

My bowels did a good job and provided me with relief this morning just before my daily shower. Tonight I am taking it easy on them with a rotisserie chicken from Giant and a big baked potato with butter and sour cream. I may not eat the entire chicken but probably most of it. Washing all this down with a 6 pack of ice cold Budweiser. My bowels can easily handle it.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 12:15PM

If you remember the scene where the spy plane investigates the UFOs in Independence Day, that’s what’s showing on my rectal mirror.

Battlestations and midwives get ready!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 03:31PM

The obese neighbor is naked in the living room. Passed out on the recliner with beer bottles everywhere. He even farts in his sleep. Mom is in the kitchen crying. Grandma says we will fly somewhere for a vacation from this drama. I’ve never been in a cockpit before.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 04:51PM

Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on the bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 08, 2019 04:56PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.


You must have a Donald Trump set of bowels. Got a large cinder block here.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 09, 2019 04:48AM

Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy had three nights off this week and that gave 5am guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels to all the bib's.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 09, 2019 06:17AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy
> had three nights off this week and that gave 5am
> guy some time to catch up on his sleep. Working at
> night and sleeping during the day has made 5am guy
> have bad mental health. 5am guy wishes good bowels
> to all the bib's.

I blame Julio for my mental problems and bowel problems. All go hand in hand.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tubesteak Onioni ()
Date: May 09, 2019 07:53AM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tonight I am having a big Kahuna sub from Jersey
> Mikes with a pint of potato salad and a pint of
> coleslaw from Giant. Washing it down with 6 Pabst
> blue ribbons in 16oz cans. It should be easy on
> the bowels.


You sound like a typical American idiot. Please tell us the quality and aroma of your feces - to you try and get a little on your fingies when you wipe. mmmmm

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: May 10, 2019 04:51AM

5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed that at the nursing home they keep a chart that keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is guessing that bowels are more important when you get really old.
5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day weekend!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Hand Cream Onion ()
Date: May 10, 2019 07:47AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here again. 5am guy will be working all
> weekend this weekend. 5am guy plans to visit his
> mother in the nursing home. 5am guy has noticed
> that at the nursing home they keep a chart that
> keeps track of everyone's bowels. 5am guy is
> guessing that bowels are more important when you
> get really old.
> 5am guy wishes everyone a wonderful mothers day
> weekend!

Thanks 5am -best to your mom. When I go to nursing homes I like to huff straight from the bed pans. The quality and strength of the aromas is sublime. Perhaps you could describe your mother's feces in great detail for those of us standing by with hand cream at the ready...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 10, 2019 09:17AM

Jules' car was parked outside the obese neighbor's house last night and I could see her in his TV room he claims to love playing Wii with her. Im worried he is moving in on me. On the bright side I had a sprouted garlic compote with flax seed pita and organic hummus for breakfast.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: klyk4 ()
Date: May 10, 2019 09:46AM

is that woman defecating playing Wii - wtf?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 07:23AM

Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit when they see it coming!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 08:26AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Instead of having Roy Rogers breakfast this
> Saturday I am going to fry up a can of sliced Spam
> and have that with 6 fried eggs and a couple
> chocolate waffles. My bowels are going to shit
> when they see it coming!


Oh wow that sounds brutal. I pray for your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: May 11, 2019 10:36AM

Hello everyone! I hope everybody is having a bowel friendly Mothers day weekend. Pretty soon I will be graduating high school and It looks like I will be moving into my Grandmas house in July. My Grandma surprised me by having a contractor install a small bathroom and a kitchenette in her basement. She said I will need my privacy living in her basement when I go to college this Fall. She thinks that improving her home like that will add to the value of her home and really won't cost anything in the long run.
I love my parents but it will be nice to get away from my Dad's daily drunkenness and his constant gas and bowel issues.

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