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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:37AM

BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the immaturity you speak of here and probably the poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this is supportive. Then he takes time to post several sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:51AM

Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
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> BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He
> just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and
> over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to
> help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always
> boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this
> is supportive. Then he takes time to post several
> sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting
> foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.


You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must suck to live with that anger fuckstick.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Tampax hander outer ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:26AM

Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
> He
> > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over
> and
> > over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives
> to
> > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> always
> > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> this
> > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> several
> > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> disgusting
> > foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.
>
>
> You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must suck
> to live with that anger fuckstick.

Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want a sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:10AM

Tampax hander outer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > > immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> > > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
> > He
> > > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over
> > and
> > > over. 'delivering bowel movements,'
> 'midwives
> > to
> > > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> > always
> > > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> > this
> > > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> > several
> > > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> > disgusting
> > > foods and pretend wives getting pretend
> cancer.
> >
> >
> > You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must
> suck
> > to live with that anger fuckstick.
>
> Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want a
> sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.

Such vulgarity and anger. As older people, we are past this point in life and wish you happiness despite not liking such behavior.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Editor-In-Chief Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 12:21PM

^ Dave's Johns is one of BO's sock puppets the staid voice. Certainly among the least funny puppets. Note the puppets dont deny the truth of critiques they simply try to ascribe 'venom' or 'anger' to honest appraisals of immature bathroom 'humor' that always fails to amuse. Calling your rectum a 'starfish' is probably the funniest thing he has ever thought of and so he uses it over and over and over.

As to the 'midwives' and 'basketballs' - how could he possibly be less funny, less imaginative? All that said there have been some funny write-ups but none, not one by BO or his favorite sock puppets.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 12:23PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tampax hander outer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> > > > immaturity you speak of here and probably
> the
> > > > poster of the pictures that disgust you too.
>
> > > He
> > > > just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and
> over
> > > and
> > > > over. 'delivering bowel movements,'
> > 'midwives
> > > to
> > > > help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny,
> > > always
> > > > boring and he likes to pretend that somehow
> > > this
> > > > is supportive. Then he takes time to post
> > > several
> > > > sockpuppet replies about people eating
> > > disgusting
> > > > foods and pretend wives getting pretend
> > cancer.
> > >
> > >
> > > You guys have a lot of venom for BO. It must
> > suck
> > > to live with that anger fuckstick.
> >
> > Shut up already, you stupid cunt. When we want
> a
> > sally bitch’s opinion we will ask you.
>
> Such vulgarity and anger. As older people, we are
> past this point in life and wish you happiness
> despite not liking such behavior.


Thank you Cave and Johns,

It’s proof that some with superior bowels, are insecure assholes who find nothing but pleasure harassing us. As their bowels betray them, full circle.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Historian Onion of Funny Shit ()
Date: June 06, 2019 12:30PM

Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
>
> Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do my
> Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> Place is huge too. I made it to the back where the
> veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were when
> it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed it
> NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> Asians and old white people and their carts in
> gridlock. Every person taking samples simply left
> their cart to block the entire isle.
>
> I made the immediate decision to go to the
> perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits sank
> as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than the
> other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle so
> I remembered those cases are really large walk-in
> refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was
> fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was open
> so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman in
> one of those motorized carts and entered the dairy
> case. It was much larger inside than I expected
> but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I looked
> for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked
> boxes of butter and milk.
>
> As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> area as it was the only one big enough for me to
> fit in. I was in the egg display right next to the
> milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants squatted
> and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them to
> achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my
> rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum to
> my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to be
> the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate and
> beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> display.
>
> Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help them
> but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> front of the display case. As he was falling he
> grabbed one of the racks and it failed delivering
> a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and humanity.
> If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart into
> the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs down
> onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the floor.
>
> I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> Once out of the refrigerator I turned the corner
> only to see that the old guy who was working the
> quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me and
> screaming something in Korean. I ran out the fire
> exit and barely escaped.
>
> This is what its like to live with IBS

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 06, 2019 01:33PM

Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
>
> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> >
> > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do
> my
> > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> > Place is huge too. I made it to the back where
> the
> > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> when
> > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I needed
> it
> > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> > Asians and old white people and their carts in
> > gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> left
> > their cart to block the entire isle.
> >
> > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to the
> > corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits
> sank
> > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than
> the
> > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy isle
> so
> > I remembered those cases are really large
> walk-in
> > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I was
> > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was
> open
> > so I pushed past a very large middle aged woman
> in
> > one of those motorized carts and entered the
> dairy
> > case. It was much larger inside than I expected
> > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> looked
> > for a spot on the floor clear from the stacked
> > boxes of butter and milk.
> >
> > As I squeezed into a space right at the display
> > area as it was the only one big enough for me
> to
> > fit in. I was in the egg display right next to
> the
> > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> squatted
> > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> > constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them
> to
> > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in my
> > rear released a searing pain ran from my rectum
> to
> > my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened to
> be
> > the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate
> and
> > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > display.
> >
> > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a young
> > mother and her toddler had just opened the egg
> > display door and were soaked with my feces fire
> > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help
> them
> > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> > front of the display case. As he was falling he
> > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> delivering
> > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him, the
> > woman and toddler. The end result was a kind of
> > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> humanity.
> > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart
> into
> > the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs
> down
> > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> floor.
> >
> > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of there.
> > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> corner
> > only to see that the old guy who was working
> the
> > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me
> and
> > screaming something in Korean. I ran out the
> fire
> > exit and barely escaped.
> >
> > This is what its like to live with IBS
>



That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you fucking care so much ?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 01:52PM

Pizza, wings, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Remedial Teacher Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 01:54PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
> >
> > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> > >
> > > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook man.
> > > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to do
> > my
> > > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it crowded.
> > > Place is huge too. I made it to the back
> where
> > the
> > > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed were
> > when
> > > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> needed
> > it
> > > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it was
> > > Asians and old white people and their carts
> in
> > > gridlock. Every person taking samples simply
> > left
> > > their cart to block the entire isle.
> > >
> > > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to
> the
> > > corner with my heavily loaded cart my spirits
> > sank
> > > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse than
> > the
> > > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy
> isle
> > so
> > > I remembered those cases are really large
> > walk-in
> > > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I
> was
> > > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door was
> > open
> > > so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> woman
> > in
> > > one of those motorized carts and entered the
> > dairy
> > > case. It was much larger inside than I
> expected
> > > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> > looked
> > > for a spot on the floor clear from the
> stacked
> > > boxes of butter and milk.
> > >
> > > As I squeezed into a space right at the
> display
> > > area as it was the only one big enough for me
> > to
> > > fit in. I was in the egg display right next
> to
> > the
> > > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> > squatted
> > > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I seemed
> > > constipated. I pushed hard with no results. I
> > > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on them
> > to
> > > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in
> my
> > > rear released a searing pain ran from my
> rectum
> > to
> > > my leg and I fell to one knee. This happened
> to
> > be
> > > the exact moment a fury of steaming chocolate
> > and
> > > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > > display.
> > >
> > > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a
> young
> > > mother and her toddler had just opened the
> egg
> > > display door and were soaked with my feces
> fire
> > > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to help
> > them
> > > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled in
> > > front of the display case. As he was falling
> he
> > > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> > delivering
> > > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him,
> the
> > > woman and toddler. The end result was a kind
> of
> > > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> > humanity.
> > > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in the
> > > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her cart
> > into
> > > the display unleashing a new barrage of eggs
> > down
> > > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> > floor.
> > >
> > > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of
> there.
> > > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> > corner
> > > only to see that the old guy who was working
> > the
> > > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at me
> > and
> > > screaming something in Korean. I ran out the
> > fire
> > > exit and barely escaped.
> > >
> > > This is what its like to live with IBS
> >

>
>
> That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you
> fucking care so much ?


Yea, I know its not BO - that is why the very first thing I wrote was "Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO" - see if your small brain can find the word in ALL CAPS used for emphasis. And thanks for proving my point - a funny post, by definition was NOT written by BO. You seem very angry and confused - how are your bowels???

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 02:18PM

The obese neighbor is really annoying. I’m tired of him and dads work on the jenkum project. I feel like they are Breaking Bad material and worry they might get caught.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 06, 2019 02:33PM

I see this is like any IBS discussion. We talk about our health and are mocked for it. To those who don’t have IBS of either form be grateful.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 06, 2019 03:16PM

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I see this is like any IBS discussion. We talk
> about our health and are mocked for it. To those
> who don’t have IBS of either form be grateful.


A lot of non baby boomers on this site unfortunately.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 04:49PM

Dad and the obese neighbor just returned from Petsmart with 2 gerbils and are trimming their nails. There is a large jar of Vaseline and something called 'poppers' on the kitchen table. The obese neighbor looks very nervous and keeps mumbling 'this isnt a good idea' - dad is smoking a Camel chuckeling. Mom and grandma are on the front porch debating calling animal control as mom fights back tears. Ive noticed Jules is gaining some weight and Id swear her bosom is getting bigger - could this be a growth spurt?

For dinner I am having Cool and Spicy Melon Soup to start then Red Cabbage Salad with Apples and finishing with Raw Vegan Strawberry Pie.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wtf!!!!!! ()
Date: June 06, 2019 04:54PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dad and the obese neighbor just returned from
> Petsmart with 2 gerbils and are trimming their
> nails. There is a large jar of Vaseline and
> something called 'poppers' on the kitchen table.
> The obese neighbor looks very nervous and keeps
> mumbling 'this isnt a good idea' - dad is smoking
> a Camel chuckeling. Mom and grandma are on the
> front porch debating calling animal control as mom
> fights back tears. Ive noticed Jules is gaining
> some weight and Id swear her bosom is getting
> bigger - could this be a growth spurt?
>
> For dinner I am having Cool and Spicy Melon Soup
> to start then Red Cabbage Salad with Apples and
> finishing with Raw Vegan Strawberry Pie.

Gay fuckers!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 06, 2019 07:24PM

When you guys age and go thru husks and Metamucil, remember your taunting. Our generation was taught to respect our elders.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Pisscabbage. ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:03PM

Remedial Teacher Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Historian Onion of Funny Shit Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Actual funny shit as NOT written by BO
> > >
> > > Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> > > > Posted by: Robb - those werent sodas lol ()
> > > > Date: November 18, 2017 05:10PM
> > > >
> > > > Stuff about Robb is totally off the hook
> man.
> > > > Tough day for me though. Wend to Costco to
> do
> > > my
> > > > Thanksgiving shopping and man was it
> crowded.
> > > > Place is huge too. I made it to the back
> > where
> > > the
> > > > veggies, turkey and other foods I needed
> were
> > > when
> > > > it struck me - I needed a restroom and I
> > needed
> > > it
> > > > NOW. As I looked down the center isle it
> was
> > > > Asians and old white people and their carts
> > in
> > > > gridlock. Every person taking samples
> simply
> > > left
> > > > their cart to block the entire isle.
> > > >
> > > > I made the immediate decision to go to the
> > > > perimeter and try that isle. As I raced to
> > the
> > > > corner with my heavily loaded cart my
> spirits
> > > sank
> > > > as I saw this isle was gridlocked worse
> than
> > > the
> > > > other. I panicked. I was next to the dairy
> > isle
> > > so
> > > > I remembered those cases are really large
> > > walk-in
> > > > refrigerators. I abandoned my cart as if I
> > was
> > > > fleeing a Zombie apocalypse. The end door
> was
> > > open
> > > > so I pushed past a very large middle aged
> > woman
> > > in
> > > > one of those motorized carts and entered
> the
> > > dairy
> > > > case. It was much larger inside than I
> > expected
> > > > but I didnt have time for sight seeing. I
> > > looked
> > > > for a spot on the floor clear from the
> > stacked
> > > > boxes of butter and milk.
> > > >
> > > > As I squeezed into a space right at the
> > display
> > > > area as it was the only one big enough for
> me
> > > to
> > > > fit in. I was in the egg display right next
> > to
> > > the
> > > > milk. Fumbling I quickly dropped my pants
> > > squatted
> > > > and pushed. I couldnt believe it but I
> seemed
> > > > constipated. I pushed hard with no results.
> I
> > > > placed 2 crates on the floor standing on
> them
> > > to
> > > > achieve a deeper squat. Just as the plug in
> > my
> > > > rear released a searing pain ran from my
> > rectum
> > > to
> > > > my leg and I fell to one knee. This
> happened
> > to
> > > be
> > > > the exact moment a fury of steaming
> chocolate
> > > and
> > > > beef gravy shot out of my ass and into the
> > > > display.
> > > >
> > > > Even more unfortunate was the fact that a
> > young
> > > > mother and her toddler had just opened the
> > egg
> > > > display door and were soaked with my feces
> > fire
> > > > hose. An elderly Asian man came over to
> help
> > > them
> > > > but slipped on the liquid shit now puddled
> in
> > > > front of the display case. As he was
> falling
> > he
> > > > grabbed one of the racks and it failed
> > > delivering
> > > > a case of 24-to-the-box egg cartons on him,
> > the
> > > > woman and toddler. The end result was a
> kind
> > of
> > > > hideous omelette of eggs liquid shit and
> > > humanity.
> > > > If that all wasn't enough the fat lady in
> the
> > > > motorized cart saw the whole thing and was
> > > > vomiting uncontrollably and crashed her
> cart
> > > into
> > > > the display unleashing a new barrage of
> eggs
> > > down
> > > > onto the Asian man lying in my shit on the
> > > floor.
> > > >
> > > > I pulled up my pants and beat it out of
> > there.
> > > > Once out of the refrigerator I turned the
> > > corner
> > > > only to see that the old guy who was
> working
> > > the
> > > > quiche sample cart and he was pointing at
> me
> > > and
> > > > screaming something in Korean. I ran out
> the
> > > fire
> > > > exit and barely escaped.
> > > >
> > > > This is what its like to live with IBS
> > >

> >
> >
> > That’s not BO dumbass. And even is why you
> > fucking care so much ?
>
>
> Yea, I know its not BO - that is why the very
> first thing I wrote was "Actual funny shit as
> NOT written by BO
" - see if your small brain
> can find the word in ALL CAPS used for emphasis.
> And thanks for proving my point - a funny post, by
> definition was NOT written by BO. You seem very
> angry and confused - how are your bowels???


Fuck off, peekza. Keep your homosexual TMOS obsession out of the forum. Nobody gives a shit about TMOS.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: red pen ()
Date: June 06, 2019 08:33PM

Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> BO = Brown Onion he is the leader of the
> immaturity you speak of here and probably the
> poster of the pictures that disgust you too. He
> just repeats the same 3 'jokes' over and over and
> over. 'delivering bowel movements,' 'midwives to
> help delivery' and 'goulash' - never funny, always
> boring and he likes to pretend that somehow this
> is supportive. Then he takes time to post several
> sockpuppet replies about people eating disgusting
> foods and pretend wives getting pretend cancer.

Yet you live to read every one of BO's posts.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: pjn7t ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:25PM

You all seem pretty fucked up. eat sensibly and 8-20 hours later it comes out of you. five minutes of your day maybe 2 times a day max. Its just normal bodily function. Is there a thread about urination and drinking too? Why not focus on something productive instead of sexualizing a normal bodily elimination?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:32PM

pjn7t Wrote:
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> You all seem pretty fucked up. eat sensibly and
> 8-20 hours later it comes out of you. five
> minutes of your day maybe 2 times a day max. Its
> just normal bodily function. Is there a thread
> about urination and drinking too? Why not focus
> on something productive instead of sexualizing a
> normal bodily elimination?


How dare you come in here and criticize our eating habits and fetishes. You young punks have no respect while you pretend to be internet badasses. I can eat feces from another man’s ass as I please. How about you just keep your opinions to yourself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:35PM

Such vengeful bunch of bitching today. I happen to agree with some, once you worthless millennials catch up to our age or before you’re fucked. You’re soft, you’ve never served this country overseas in a hole fighting for the red, white and blue. You all get sensitivity cards and participation medals.

It’s time I put my grout strained toes down. We all age. All of us have bowels. As we age they betray us. Fact. It’s amazing the amount of time complaining or posting sick photographs of shit you do. There are other subjects, thousands of topics. It’s a free country. Our first amendment rights allow free exchanges of ideas or coping mechanisms when dealing with painful and oversized craps you wouldn’t be able to handle without a bib and baby rattles. Thank you Cave, Mr Johns, and all who understand the support all of us with IBS like without being torn by ungrateful crybabies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lexicon Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:41PM

'midwives'= BO's cable-eating buddies.

'midwives delivering' = fetishists eating his feces

'goulash' = regurgitated feces from a cable-eater

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO interpreter ()
Date: June 06, 2019 09:56PM

‘How are your bowels?’ = Could I please get a taste of your feces?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO Stolen Valor Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Such vengeful bunch of bitching today. I happen to
> agree with some, once you worthless millennials
> catch up to our age or before you’re fucked.
> You’re soft, you’ve never served this country
> overseas in a hole fighting for the red, white and
> blue. You all get sensitivity cards and
> participation medals.
>
> It’s time I put my grout strained toes down. We
> all age. All of us have bowels. As we age they
> betray us. Fact. It’s amazing the amount of time
> complaining or posting sick photographs of shit
> you do. There are other subjects, thousands of
> topics. It’s a free country. Our first amendment
> rights allow free exchanges of ideas or coping
> mechanisms when dealing with painful and oversized
> craps you wouldn’t be able to handle without a
> bib and baby rattles. Thank you Cave, Mr Johns,
> and all who understand the support all of us with
> IBS like without being torn by ungrateful
> crybabies.


Stolen valor - a new low. You never served jack shit asshole. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Laughing Onion ()
Date: June 06, 2019 10:36PM

BO interpreter Wrote:
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> ‘How are your bowels?’ = Could I please get a
> taste of your feces?


I lolled - good one.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 07, 2019 06:22AM

5am guy checking in. 5am guy had the heater in the mens room turned up with the mood lighting and music and 5am guy had a nice dump. 5am guy likes to eliminate early in order to clear his bowels out for anal sex with Tyrone the security guard when his shift begins. Yesterday Tyrone the security guard mentioned something about being turned up, then he stuck his night stick up 5am guys ass. 5am guy is still quite sore from that. 5am guy is quite excited about all of the recent scat talk here. Some day 5am guy would like to join in. 5am guy would love to have another man take a dump on his chest. 5am guy extends best wishes to everyone.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 08:22AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in. 5am guy had the heater in the
> mens room turned up with the mood lighting and
> music and 5am guy had a nice dump. 5am guy likes
> to eliminate early in order to clear his bowels
> out for anal sex with Tyrone the security guard
> when his shift begins. Yesterday Tyrone the
> security guard mentioned something about being
> turned up, then he stuck his night stick up 5am
> guys ass. 5am guy is still quite sore from that.
> 5am guy is quite excited about all of the recent
> scat talk here. Some day 5am guy would like to
> join in. 5am guy would love to have another man
> take a dump on his chest. 5am guy extends best
> wishes to everyone.


Hey 5am,

Glad to see you living your best life! Pay no attention to those here with superior bowels who mock those of us who enjoy eating shit out of another man's asshole. I would warn that your friends use of a night stick isnt bowel-friendly. Even BBC can be dicey for our starfish but yes, oh so naughty delicious. Best wishes back to you BiB.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BO Supporter ()
Date: June 07, 2019 08:55AM

You freaks are obsessed with BO. Get over yourselves.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: green apples ()
Date: June 07, 2019 10:45AM

diarrhea... phppt! phppt!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Obsessed Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:26PM

BO Supporter Wrote:
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> You freaks are obsessed with BO. Get over
> yourselves.


Says the person obsessed with feces...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 12:58PM

Prunes and physilliim husks do help, at least to minimize the garage door back there. It’s amazing that forty feet of internal piping can lead to a basketball from a mere marble. And the starfish suffers at least through the rectal mirror image.

To those lucky enough not to birth Butterball turkeys be grateful.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:26PM

The obese neighbor is wearing nothing but a string bikini in the front yard. Dad is cooking burgers on the grill and farting a lot. Mom is drinking and grandma is cooking me homemade soup.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Parteras Cebolla ()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:49PM

Por favor ayuda.

Nuestro jefe es un anciano loco que nos mantiene encerrados y nos obliga a ayudarlo en el baño. Está loco. Él ama su mierda. Nos llama "parteras" y nos hace actuar como si sus movimientos intestinales estuvieran dando a luz bebés. El olor es horrible y sus viejas bolas caen al fondo del agua del inodoro ...

https://translate.google.com/

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 02:54PM

Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Get your oil changez bayz in bayz specialz. You walk out happy from the bayz.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Frequent Spinning John Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 03:02PM

Red great to see you here still - you are one of the hardest working Bib's. I do wish you didnt have to engage in bowel-hostile activities to pay to rent your basement apartment with hot plate and bathroom sink 'kitchen' tho. Its amazing what you can do with modern toaster ovens and the thought of you cooking up a pot roast or turkey dinner in your oversized toaster plugged into the light bulb socket above the slop sink next to the washer and dryer is heart-warming.

Glad you the rain has held of for your Sign Spinning and bayz-in-bayz services. Happy weekend.

Bib

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 05:15PM

I am going to stop at food lion on the way home, getting ziti's and prego sauce with some ground beef to mix in. I will try to eat the entire box of pasta with some garlic bread and a 12 pack of Bud light to wash it all down. My bowels might struggle with this but I am off tomorrow so they will have time to catch up in the morning.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: noisy exhaust fan onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 05:45PM

I was repairing the bathroom exhaust fan when a wave came over me mid-job. I filled the bowl in 3 minutes and went back to work.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:22PM

I am appalled as an American vet as well. BO did 6 years and two tours. If anyone wants to give him shit fine but not his military career which involved bone spurs for others.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-Buddy Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:31PM

My bowel-friend is in the living room finishing a huge dinner (after a bigger breakfast and lunch). He says he has been a good boy and hasnt used the bathroom since yesterday morning and he's about to burst. Ive worked so hard to make everything right, candles, music, fans and I even got the 3 mil drop cloth in a bold blue color. What he doesnt know is ive left nothing to chance and slipped half a package of Ex-Lax in his chocolate mouse.

Im so excited my boner is about to rip a hole in my pants.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Historian Onion ()
Date: June 07, 2019 07:34PM

Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I am appalled as an American vet as well. BO did 6
> years and two tours. If anyone wants to give him
> shit fine but not his military career which
> involved bone spurs for others.


Ok Genius... Exactly what units and campaigns did you and BO serve in?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Andrew Boone ()
Date: June 07, 2019 08:56PM

After the irritating them I hope they don’t give you shit boy. It’s your generation that eats tide pods after all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Burt McGrunkis ()
Date: June 07, 2019 09:13PM

Thread = Naughty-Delicious

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 06:43AM

I wish the new Sonic would hurry up and open in Manassas, they have been working on it for like 6 months.
I have a hankering for a couple footlong chili-cheese dogs with mustard and onions. The question is should I go to Capitol Heights or should I make a run to Fredericksburg or possibly a trip down 301 to the Sonic in Waldorf? One way or another my bowels are getting a challenge today!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Don Bronson ()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:33AM

One wedding recital I was at, is seared into my consciousness forever. The dinner went great, but as the groom and bride get ready for the grand finale as it were, I all of a sudden unleashed a wet fart that must have been 100 decibels plus. Everyone froze, and I went to the facility bathroom. After dropping a huge log, I realized the toilet was clogged. It was the only full edition toilet. After looking for a plunger for a long time, I came back to the recital embarrassed as my pant legs and shoes were soaking wet.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 08, 2019 08:00AM

Don Bronson Wrote:
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> One wedding recital I was at, is seared into my
> consciousness forever. The dinner went great, but
> as the groom and bride get ready for the grand
> finale as it were, I all of a sudden unleashed a
> wet fart that must have been 100 decibels plus.
> Everyone froze, and I went to the facility
> bathroom. After dropping a huge log, I realized
> the toilet was clogged. It was the only full
> edition toilet. After looking for a plunger for a
> long time, I came back to the recital embarrassed
> as my pant legs and shoes were soaking wet.



We have the opposite form, but sorry to hear youve had to go through this.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: June 08, 2019 08:43AM

Two sausage mcmuffins and hashbrowns. My poor bowels. What was I thinking?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Date: June 08, 2019 09:19AM

Now that I gotz me a little townhouse ta live in I shore does enjoy cookin real food in a kitchen. I gots tha hole weekend off an I iz gonna spend a coupla hours cleanin tha house an washin clothez then itz gonna be Miller time!
My roomate iz outta town fo a week an Im havin some friendz over fo a cookout thiz evening. We are gonna cook hot dogz an hamburgerz maybe they not so bowel friendly.
God bleess all yall brown brotherz out there!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Ouch Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 11:11AM

Andrew Boone Wrote:
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> After the irritating them I hope they don’t give
> you shit boy. It’s your generation that eats
> tide pods after all.


Could you please re-state your comment in some form of comprehensible English?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion Translator ()
Date: June 08, 2019 11:57AM

For those of you confused by our resident scat fetishist I have found an online source to decipher/translate his terms, words and general ravings. Use in good health

https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator





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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lexicon Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:05PM

^search under 'words'

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:31PM

Brown Onion Translator Wrote:
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> For those of you confused by our resident scat
> fetishist I have found an online source to
> decipher/translate his terms, words and general
> ravings. Use in good health
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
>
>
>
>
> .

You have a lot of free time.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: I lollered ()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:46PM

Brown Onion Translator Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> For those of you confused by our resident scat
> fetishist I have found an online source to
> decipher/translate his terms, words and general
> ravings. Use in good health
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator

'starfish' translation Immature word for rectum

'midwives' translation Immigrant slaves forced to eat Brown Onions feces and pretend his bowel movements are babies delivered at 'birthing sessions'

lol

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Lexicon Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 12:56PM

Other words you can search for using the translator

https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator

Midwives
Groan Throne
Starfish
Brother in Bowels
Iguana Eater
Superior Bowels
rectal mirror
basketball
goulash
Spring Onion
Red Onion Class of 2006
Brown Splatter
boiled onion
Dave Johns
5am guy
stitches
pictures
leper
pariah
lumber truck
cinder block
doctor
IBS
forceps
give birth
dropping an M1 Abrams tank
Matilda
Bristol Stool Guide
jenkem


https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:02PM

Lexicon Onion Wrote:
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> Other words you can search for using the
> translator
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
> Midwives
> Groan Throne
> Starfish
> Brother in Bowels
> Iguana Eater
> Superior Bowels
> rectal mirror
> basketball
> goulash
> Spring Onion
> Red Onion Class of 2006
> Brown Splatter
> boiled onion
> Dave Johns
> 5am guy
> stitches
> pictures
> leper
> pariah
> lumber truck
> cinder block
> doctor
> IBS
> forceps
> give birth
> dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> Matilda
> Bristol Stool Guide
> jenkem
>
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator


Why am I not listed on there? I am one his trolls too, you fucking asshole.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:03PM

It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown children, and the rugrats at First Watch for brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent, I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to teach manners. They are “b” team so they belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There they won’t taint the dining experience.

Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white people actually play this sport. Going to eat delicately, and not forget the world of shit my colon can deliver with or without notice.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 01:49PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are vaping and also they are going to some “pride” event. I’m not sure what this means.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poopa ()
Date: June 08, 2019 02:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown
> children, and the rugrats at First Watch for
> brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s
> beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent,
> I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to
> teach manners. They are “b” team so they
> belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There
> they won’t taint the dining experience.
>
> Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white
> people actually play this sport. Going to eat
> delicately, and not forget the world of shit my
> colon can deliver with or without notice.

Stupid

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 03:01PM

I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs because I get a company car with my job, they even pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: derrick ()
Date: June 08, 2019 03:21PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was
> a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of
> Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs
> because I get a company car with my job, they even
> pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.

You also happen to be a stupid cunt who posts stupid shit.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 06:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It was nice to see my sister Matilda, her grown
> children, and the rugrats at First Watch for
> brunch. If it was up to me, as this restaurant’s
> beaners are surprisingly polite and non violent,
> I’d have them go to iguana eaters houses to
> teach manners. They are “b” team so they
> belong in kitchens and dishwashing rooms. There
> they won’t taint the dining experience.
>
> Going to watch baseball. Am relieved some white
> people actually play this sport. Going to eat
> delicately, and not forget the world of shit my
> colon can deliver with or without notice.


Good luck Mr. Brown. I wish your bowels all the best and will say a prayer for you and your bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:11PM

Fried chicken, Mac and cheese with beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: gkwtt ()
Date: June 08, 2019 07:31PM

derrick Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound
> was
> > a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead
> of
> > Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> > chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> > Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> > for dinner. I can afford to make these food
> runs
> > because I get a company car with my job, they
> even
> > pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
>
> You also happen to be a stupid cunt who posts
> stupid shit.

agreed. Fucking dipshit thinks he is creative and funny. Too bad he is a common bore.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:23PM

Ate at Denny’s. My poor bowels. What was I thinking?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 09:51PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound was
> a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead of
> Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> for dinner. I can afford to make these food runs
> because I get a company car with my job, they even
> pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.


I am concerned for your bowels, and was wondering, not pushing but if you could ease a bit back on them food wise your colon might be grateful. Right now these foods have turned your colon into a windsock in Chicago. It’s getting beaten up non stop.

Just pulled in and getting ready for sleep. The white Buick is drenched in blood. Clean ups done right!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Klansman Onion ()
Date: June 08, 2019 10:07PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just got back from Winchester. 95 southbound
> was
> > a mess so I went to Sonic in Winchester instead
> of
> > Fredericksburg. I picked up two footlong
> > chili-cheese dogs for lunch and Then stopped in
> > Leesburg on the way home for Roy Rogers chicken
> > for dinner. I can afford to make these food
> runs
> > because I get a company car with my job, they
> even
> > pay for all my fuel. My bowels hate that.
>
>
> I am concerned for your bowels, and was wondering,
> not pushing but if you could ease a bit back on
> them food wise your colon might be grateful. Right
> now these foods have turned your colon into a
> windsock in Chicago. It’s getting beaten up non
> stop.
>
> Just pulled in and getting ready for sleep. The
> white Buick is drenched in blood. Clean ups done
> right!


A disgusting bigot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Translator ()
Date: June 08, 2019 11:04PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Other words you can search for using the
> > translator
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> >
> > Midwives
> > Groan Throne
> > Starfish
> > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating partner
> > Iguana Eater
> > Superior Bowels
> > rectal mirror
> > basketball
> > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > Spring Onion
> > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual scat fetish partner
> > Brown Splatter
> > boiled onion
> > Dave Johns
> > 5am guy
> > stitches
> > pictures
> > leper
> > pariah
> > lumber truck
> > cinder block
> > doctor
> > IBS
> > forceps
> > give birth
> > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > Matilda
> > Bristol Stool Guide
> > jenkem
> >
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
>
> Why am I not listed on there? I am one his trolls
> too, you fucking asshole.


lol

https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Corky Thatcher ()
Date: June 09, 2019 02:35AM

I made a big poopy! It clogged toilet. Very proud of my big poopy. Yum.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 07:15AM

Looks like it is time to go to Manassas for breakfast at Golden Corral. My bowels start to shake when I walk in the front door of that place.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Egos For ()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:29AM

Translator Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Other words you can search for using the
> > > translator
> > >
> > >
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > >
> > > Midwives
> > > Groan Throne
> > > Starfish
> > > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating
> partner

> > > Iguana Eater
> > > Superior Bowels
> > > rectal mirror
> > > basketball
> > > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > > Spring Onion
> > > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual scat
> fetish partner

> > > Brown Splatter
> > > boiled onion
> > > Dave Johns
> > > 5am guy
> > > stitches
> > > pictures
> > > leper
> > > pariah
> > > lumber truck
> > > cinder block
> > > doctor
> > > IBS
> > > forceps
> > > give birth
> > > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > > Matilda
> > > Bristol Stool Guide
> > > jenkem
> > >
> > >
> > >
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> >
> >
> > Why am I not listed on there? I am one his
> trolls
> > too, you fucking asshole.
>
>
> lol
>
> https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator

I love your translation application. How did you do that? Hilarious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: BrownOnion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:36AM

Corky Thatcher Wrote:
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> I made a big poopy! It clogged toilet. Very proud
> of my big poopy. Yum.

Corkey, thanks for sharing your health experience with the rest of us. Those with superior bowels may mock you but I understand that good hygiene requires a stalwart attention to one's poopy especially when it causes toilet overflow. This is an important health discussion thread and contributions like yours are vital in normalizing poopy-ka ka health issues. How is your pee pee?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: posty ()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:40AM

Egos For Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Translator Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Lexicon Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Other words you can search for using the
> > > > translator
> > > >
> > > >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > > >
> > > > Midwives
> > > > Groan Throne
> > > > Starfish
> > > > Brother in Bowels = Gay scat-eating
> > partner

> > > > Iguana Eater
> > > > Superior Bowels
> > > > rectal mirror = Scat fetish paraphernalia
> > > > basketball
> > > > goulash = sexually exciting diarrhea
> > > > Spring Onion
> > > > Red Onion Class of 2006 Felon sexual
> scat
> > fetish partner

> > > > Brown Splatter
> > > > boiled onion
> > > > Dave Johns
> > > > 5am guy
> > > > stitches
> > > > pictures
> > > > leper
> > > > pariah
> > > > lumber truck
> > > > cinder block
> > > > doctor
> > > > IBS
> > > > forceps
> > > > give birth
> > > > dropping an M1 Abrams tank
> > > > Matilda
> > > > Bristol Stool Guide
> > > > jenkem
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
> > >
> > >
> > > Why am I not listed on there? I am one his
> > trolls
> > > too, you fucking asshole.
> >
> >
> > lol
> >
> > https://lingojam.com/BrownOnionBowelsTranslator
>
> I love your translation application. How did you
> do that? Hilarious!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Rectal Mirror ()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:42AM

rectal mirror------

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:50AM

So much for going to church as I cannot go in like that, totally unfair to others and myself. It’s a shame that this is such a life changing illness, but maybe next Sunday will be better.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 11:02AM

My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they are pretending to be dinosaurs again.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Calendar Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 11:43AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of
> the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to
> give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all
> kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they
> are pretending to be dinosaurs again.


no, its not Fathers day idiot.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Pastor Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 11:45AM

Splatter Humphries Wrote:
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> So much for going to church as I cannot go in like
> that, totally unfair to others and myself. It’s
> a shame that this is such a life changing illness,
> but maybe next Sunday will be better.


'unfair' - its God's Will you shit yourself. Its His plan for you. Its what He determined you deserve. Praise be...

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Jeezus f Christ. ()
Date: June 09, 2019 12:12PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out of
> the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want to
> give dad the card and granola bars. There’s all
> kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe they
> are pretending to be dinosaurs again.


Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you fucking moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion. Much more talented trolls have taken over the spring onion character monologue and actually made him entertaining. You simply ruin it with your stupidity.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sushi Eating Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 12:34PM

Jeezus f Christ. Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come out
> of
> > the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want
> to
> > give dad the card and granola bars. There’s
> all
> > kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe
> they
> > are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
>
>
> Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you fucking
> moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion. Much
> more talented trolls have taken over the spring
> onion character monologue and actually made him
> entertaining. You simply ruin it with your
> stupidity.

Agreed - no one less creative or more boring than Brown Onion. 'rectal mirror' teee heee. Jesus.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: sour grapes onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 12:42PM

Sushi Eating Onion Wrote:
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> Jeezus f Christ. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Spring Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My dad and the obese neighbor won’t come
> out
> > of
> > > the bedroom. It’s Father’s Day and I want
> > to
> > > give dad the card and granola bars. There’s
> > all
> > > kinds of odd noises. They are grunting maybe
> > they
> > > are pretending to be dinosaurs again.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion, it is not father’s day, you
> fucking
> > moron. Quit trying to troll as Spring Onion.
> Much
> > more talented trolls have taken over the spring
> > onion character monologue and actually made him
> > entertaining. You simply ruin it with your
> > stupidity.
>
> Agreed - no one less creative or more boring than
> Brown Onion. 'rectal mirror' teee heee. Jesus.


Yet you read each and every one of his posts. Sure okay whatever.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: John Stilton III ()
Date: June 09, 2019 01:17PM

I eat well and exercise. I maintain a healthy weight. I rarely eat meat - never pork or beef or lamb. I get constipated after general anesthesia but other than that never ever. I get loose stools once maybe twice a year at most. The rest of the time going to the toilet is a quick efficient process taking at most 10 minutes out of any given day - usually half that.

I am guessing all the crying going on her is due to people being fat-asses who never work out and live to complain about shitting. Well you are in a hell of your own making and so richly deserved.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Verified Green Onion. ()
Date: June 09, 2019 02:23PM

John Stilton III Wrote:
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> I eat well and exercise. I maintain a healthy
> weight. I rarely eat meat - never pork or beef or
> lamb. I get constipated after general anesthesia
> but other than that never ever. I get loose
> stools once maybe twice a year at most. The rest
> of the time going to the toilet is a quick
> efficient process taking at most 10 minutes out of
> any given day - usually half that.
>
> I am guessing all the crying going on her is due
> to people being fat-asses who never work out and
> live to complain about shitting. Well you are in
> a hell of your own making and so richly deserved.

Have you ever experienced the exhilaration of eating feces straight from another man's asshole?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: June 09, 2019 06:04PM

I really don't like the negative behaviors towards, quite a few of us whom happen to be older. Its probably because your generation doesn't go to church, or having been brought up by television instead of a normal family, but a bit of respect would be beneficial to all.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 07:04PM

Dad and the obese neighbor, are talking about something called breeding. I'm not sure what kind of animals they are considering, but daddy and the man talk about doggies a lot. I'm not sure what to do with all of this, as I like keeping the house clean, and not allowing soiled newspapers around raising puppies.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: June 09, 2019 07:06PM

You are all a bunch of faggot sissies! Shut the fuck up!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 09, 2019 08:21PM

I so wish I could have the bowels of Trump or Biden. Theirs are the gold plate edition. You know for a fact, that these two never have to take long times on the groan throne, or have midwives attend their every need. Instead they just sit on their groan thrones, Trump's probably is golden, and take a wonderful #2 #4. It must be a tremendous feeling. Often I wonder what it would be like to just pinch a loaf, and be greeted by throngs of white people with my name on signs they hold up. Its a dream, but its a good one.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brownmanderer ()
Date: June 09, 2019 10:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I so wish I could have the bowels of Trump or
> Biden. Theirs are the gold plate edition. You know
> for a fact, that these two never have to take long
> times on the groan throne, or have midwives attend
> their every need. Instead they just sit on their
> groan thrones, Trump's probably is golden, and
> take a wonderful #2 #4. It must be a tremendous
> feeling. Often I wonder what it would be like to
> just pinch a loaf, and be greeted by throngs of
> white people with my name on signs they hold up.
> Its a dream, but its a good one.

Fuck off, Gerry.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 10, 2019 05:01AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy just had a session in the mens room that was quite the experience. 5am guy now will be starting his weekend just as the rest of the world is starting their work week. 5am guy takes the dumps while the city sleeps!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Splatter ()
Date: June 10, 2019 06:11AM

Pancakes and bacon. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 08:11AM

A black man in a suit? Defendant.

A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit. “In court gotta look impotent .”

Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are working as I drink orange juice and read the lies in the newspaper.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Splatter Humphries ()
Date: June 10, 2019 08:41AM

I am glad to be at home. Got a rude awakening and already am sleep deprived.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Sly W ()
Date: June 10, 2019 10:03AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A black man in a suit? Defendant.
>
> A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> “In court gotta look impotent .”
>
> Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> working as I drink orange juice and read the lies
> in the newspaper.

I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day. How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to my face, racist motherfucker.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:12AM

Sly W Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A black man in a suit? Defendant.
> >
> > A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> > “In court gotta look impotent .”
> >
> > Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> > working as I drink orange juice and read the
> lies
> > in the newspaper.
>
> I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day.
> How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to
> my face, racist motherfucker.


How are your bowels?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: IRL Check Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:34AM

Sly W Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A black man in a suit? Defendant.
> >
> > A black man is asked why he’s wearing a suit.
> > “In court gotta look impotent .”
> >
> > Off to First Watch. Hoping white people are
> > working as I drink orange juice and read the
> lies
> > in the newspaper.
>
> I’m black, and I wear a suit to work every day.
> How about we meet up, so you can say that shit to
> my face, racist motherfucker.


Sorry, these internet tough guys would wet their pants if they had to ask a stranger for directions irl. So, confronting you with their cowardly online racism would never, ever happen. Its nice to imagine them doing it but they never would. Brown Onion in particular is a freak who plays with his own feces and pretends he is having a baby when he uses the toilet. Just be glad you dont have to be him.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:42AM

Dad bought me a new computer. Maybe the jenkum business is okay after all. With the computer I can download all kinds of healthy treat ideas!

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Bowel-Buddy Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 11:48AM

Bowel-Buddy Onion Wrote:
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> My bowel-friend is in the living room finishing a
> huge dinner (after a bigger breakfast and lunch).
> He says he has been a good boy and hasnt used the
> bathroom since yesterday morning and he's about to
> burst. Ive worked so hard to make everything
> right, candles, music, fans and I even got the 3
> mil drop cloth in a bold blue color. What he
> doesnt know is ive left nothing to chance and
> slipped half a package of Ex-Lax in his chocolate
> mouse.
>
> Im so excited my boner is about to rip a hole in
> my pants.

Too much Ex-Lax. My lover and Best Bowel-Friend spread his dirt far and wide like a proud male hippo marking a watering hole - the 6 x 12 blue drop cloth barely caught half of the delicious mess. Now Im looking at a $900 cleaning bill from my upholsterer (to whom I had to tell a tall tale about a house guests' sick Irish Wolf Hound). I dont think he bought it.

Next time Ill go with something milder. This is what its like to have IBS.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 01:09PM

I just had three baloney and cheese sandwiches and a big bag of utz chips for lunch. This is a good test for my bowels.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Soiled Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 02:03PM

You constipated guys ever have your shit pushed in?

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Poo Pourri? ()
Date: June 10, 2019 02:04PM

Work in a small office with a single, shared toilet. My bowels drop
all kinds on the spectrum and always embarrassed by lingering stink.

Anyone tried Poo Pourri product and does it work? Don't care so much
about the male coworkers for blowing up the shared bathroom. Wishing
to make it invisible or at least less noticeable to the ladies.

Need a solution to permit healthy release instead of holding until home.

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: June 10, 2019 02:08PM

"Just My Imagination"

by Jhonny Bravo



Each day on my groan throne
I feel my turds passing by
I say to myself
You're such a lucky guy
To have bowels like that
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the bowels in the world
these belong to you

But it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me

Soon I'll be finished pooping
And spend time with my family, oh yeah
Have a cozy little house in the country
Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
I tell you I can visualize it all
This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all seems

But it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me

Every night on my knees I pray
Dear Lord hear my plea
Don't let my bowels go awry
For I would surely die
My bowels are so heavenly
When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me

'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
Runnin' away with me
Seems it was just my imagination
Runnin' away with me

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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 10, 2019 03:13PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Just My Imagination"
>
> by Jhonny Bravo
>
>
>
> Each day on my groan throne
> I feel my turds passing by
> I say to myself
> You're such a lucky guy
> To have bowels like that
> Is truly a dream come true
> Out of all the bowels in the world
> these belong to you
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Soon I'll be finished pooping
> And spend time with my family, oh yeah
> Have a cozy little house in the country
> Take two dumps every day, maybe even three
> I tell you I can visualize it all
> This couldn't be a dream, for all too real it all
> seems
>
> But it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me
>
> Every night on my knees I pray
> Dear Lord hear my plea
> Don't let my bowels go awry
> For I would surely die
> My bowels are so heavenly
> When my bowels exit me I hear a tender rhapsody
> But in reality, it doesn't go that way for me
>
> 'Cause it was just my imagination (once again)
> Runnin' away with me
> Seems it was just my imagination
> Runnin' away with me


Best one yet Mr Bravo. Well done!

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