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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 26, 2015 08:52PM
50 shades of brown Wrote:
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> I ate too many deviled eggs..cramping up..starting
> to sweat...gotta go now!
Oh that's a bad bowel dilemma.
They are so tasty but the bloating gas and clothes pins are a given.
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> I ate too many deviled eggs..cramping up..starting
> to sweat...gotta go now!
Oh that's a bad bowel dilemma.
They are so tasty but the bloating gas and clothes pins are a given.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 27, 2015 07:10AM
Well I enjoyed the Thanksgiving feast yesterday but now the bill has come due. Ive been up since 4 am. Gatorade and toast is the breakfast menu for today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2015 08:31AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Well I enjoyed the Thanksgiving feast yesterday
> but now the bill has come due. Ive been up since 4
> am. Gatorade and toast is the breakfast menu for
> today.
Good luck dive bomber. You and your bowels have a lot of company on groan thrones across the fruited plain of America.
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> Well I enjoyed the Thanksgiving feast yesterday
> but now the bill has come due. Ive been up since 4
> am. Gatorade and toast is the breakfast menu for
> today.
Good luck dive bomber. You and your bowels have a lot of company on groan thrones across the fruited plain of America.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: November 27, 2015 09:17AM
Our bodies are a lot like machines. They have self lubricating parts.
Take the colon for instance. It produces mucous that allows your digested food remnants to be sent down the assembly line.
This mucous by itself doesn't smell horrible, but once mixed in with fecal matter and gases, this on your tighty whities is going to reek. Yes even more than skid marks, which aren't going to make anyone happy.
I'm going to try to collect this mucous, and see if it can stink up a car or room. I find this shit fascinating.
Take the colon for instance. It produces mucous that allows your digested food remnants to be sent down the assembly line.
This mucous by itself doesn't smell horrible, but once mixed in with fecal matter and gases, this on your tighty whities is going to reek. Yes even more than skid marks, which aren't going to make anyone happy.
I'm going to try to collect this mucous, and see if it can stink up a car or room. I find this shit fascinating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 27, 2015 10:16AM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Our bodies are a lot like machines. They have self
> lubricating parts.
>
> Take the colon for instance. It produces mucous
> that allows your digested food remnants to be sent
> down the assembly line.
>
> This mucous by itself doesn't smell horrible, but
> once mixed in with fecal matter and gases, this on
> your tighty whities is going to reek. Yes even
> more than skid marks, which aren't going to make
> anyone happy.
>
> I'm going to try to collect this mucous, and see
> if it can stink up a car or room. I find this shit
> fascinating.
You can engage in this activity at Woodburn.
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> Our bodies are a lot like machines. They have self
> lubricating parts.
>
> Take the colon for instance. It produces mucous
> that allows your digested food remnants to be sent
> down the assembly line.
>
> This mucous by itself doesn't smell horrible, but
> once mixed in with fecal matter and gases, this on
> your tighty whities is going to reek. Yes even
> more than skid marks, which aren't going to make
> anyone happy.
>
> I'm going to try to collect this mucous, and see
> if it can stink up a car or room. I find this shit
> fascinating.
You can engage in this activity at Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Pale Face
()
Date: November 27, 2015 11:03AM
I shit a turkey this morning. Now my giblets hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: November 27, 2015 11:47AM
Sorry Brown Onion. I just read what your sister went through last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 27, 2015 03:34PM
Miscavage Wrote:
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> Sorry Brown Onion. I just read what your sister
> went through last night.
It was definitely an embarrassing brown moment for her. Our brother is in the proverbial shit house.
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> Sorry Brown Onion. I just read what your sister
> went through last night.
It was definitely an embarrassing brown moment for her. Our brother is in the proverbial shit house.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You're broken Dr D
()
Date: November 28, 2015 08:37AM
Mucus in the stool may indicate that there is inflammation or irritation of the intestinal wall. Mucus in the stool can occur with either constipation or diarrhea. It's usually whitish in color.
According to alternative medicine practitioners, mucus in stool may be caused by bacterial overgrowth and food allergies and sensitivities which may be addressed with dietary changes and supplements. With bacterial overgrowth, bloating and gas are usually worse after eating any sugar, whether it's white sugar, bread, pasta, rye, rice, or milk (which contains the sugar lactose).
**Maybe you need bacterial transplant.
According to alternative medicine practitioners, mucus in stool may be caused by bacterial overgrowth and food allergies and sensitivities which may be addressed with dietary changes and supplements. With bacterial overgrowth, bloating and gas are usually worse after eating any sugar, whether it's white sugar, bread, pasta, rye, rice, or milk (which contains the sugar lactose).
**Maybe you need bacterial transplant.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2015 11:36AM
Another day of futility. Yes there was some surgery on my innards, but I just dropped a boulder of unspeakable size out of my bowels.
They hurt. It's time to put my bowels on the disabled list.
They hurt. It's time to put my bowels on the disabled list.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 28, 2015 01:22PM
You're broken Dr D Wrote:
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> Mucus in the stool may indicate that there is
> inflammation or irritation of the intestinal wall.
> Mucus in the stool can occur with either
> constipation or diarrhea. It's usually whitish in
> color.
>
> According to alternative medicine practitioners,
> mucus in stool may be caused by bacterial
> overgrowth and food allergies and sensitivities
> which may be addressed with dietary changes and
> supplements. With bacterial overgrowth, bloating
> and gas are usually worse after eating any sugar,
> whether it's white sugar, bread, pasta, rye, rice,
> or milk (which contains the sugar lactose).
>
> **Maybe you need bacterial transplant.
As obtuse as user name Dr Diarrhea is, their information is actually more correct. Only a qualified GI can diagnose and rule out other conditions that are far more serious.
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> Mucus in the stool may indicate that there is
> inflammation or irritation of the intestinal wall.
> Mucus in the stool can occur with either
> constipation or diarrhea. It's usually whitish in
> color.
>
> According to alternative medicine practitioners,
> mucus in stool may be caused by bacterial
> overgrowth and food allergies and sensitivities
> which may be addressed with dietary changes and
> supplements. With bacterial overgrowth, bloating
> and gas are usually worse after eating any sugar,
> whether it's white sugar, bread, pasta, rye, rice,
> or milk (which contains the sugar lactose).
>
> **Maybe you need bacterial transplant.
As obtuse as user name Dr Diarrhea is, their information is actually more correct. Only a qualified GI can diagnose and rule out other conditions that are far more serious.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2015 01:57PM
Turkey leftovers Mac and cheese, not bowel friendly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Olde Farte 68
()
Date: November 28, 2015 02:46PM
I'm finding cranberry a great addition to my usual prunes. Clears me up fast. Usually 2 hours or so.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 28, 2015 07:29PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Turkey leftovers Mac and cheese, not bowel
> friendly.
That sounds like a nightmare of biblical brown proportions. Good luck on those, as those will hurt your ass with a pure bunch of pain. Hold firm, clench your bowels and keep the faith.
Old Fart, a little while ago I took a shit that looked like a cranberry sauce can.
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> Turkey leftovers Mac and cheese, not bowel
> friendly.
That sounds like a nightmare of biblical brown proportions. Good luck on those, as those will hurt your ass with a pure bunch of pain. Hold firm, clench your bowels and keep the faith.
Old Fart, a little while ago I took a shit that looked like a cranberry sauce can.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: November 29, 2015 04:38AM
I shit here late at night. Glad the crap went better than expected. It's amazing how once you clear a shit how good it feels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:16AM
Goulash. More later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 29, 2015 07:29AM
Dealing with leakage today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Put the doc out of business
()
Date: November 29, 2015 10:25AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> You're broken Dr D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mucus in the stool may indicate that there is
> > inflammation or irritation of the intestinal
> wall.
> > Mucus in the stool can occur with either
> > constipation or diarrhea. It's usually whitish
> in
> > color.
> >
> > According to alternative medicine
> practitioners,
> > mucus in stool may be caused by bacterial
> > overgrowth and food allergies and sensitivities
> > which may be addressed with dietary changes and
> > supplements. With bacterial overgrowth,
> bloating
> > and gas are usually worse after eating any
> sugar,
> > whether it's white sugar, bread, pasta, rye,
> rice,
> > or milk (which contains the sugar lactose).
> >
> > **Maybe you need bacterial transplant.
>
>
> As obtuse as user name Dr Diarrhea is, their
> information is actually more correct. Only a
> qualified GI can diagnose and rule out other
> conditions that are far more serious.
While it does sound like many on this thread are in need of medical intervention, this is a typical medical doc response... only a doctor can make you "healthy" with expensive diagnostics, procedures, and medicines. If people managed their own health, you'd be out of business.
Two things you'll never see in your office: my ass and my money.
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> You're broken Dr D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mucus in the stool may indicate that there is
> > inflammation or irritation of the intestinal
> wall.
> > Mucus in the stool can occur with either
> > constipation or diarrhea. It's usually whitish
> in
> > color.
> >
> > According to alternative medicine
> practitioners,
> > mucus in stool may be caused by bacterial
> > overgrowth and food allergies and sensitivities
> > which may be addressed with dietary changes and
> > supplements. With bacterial overgrowth,
> bloating
> > and gas are usually worse after eating any
> sugar,
> > whether it's white sugar, bread, pasta, rye,
> rice,
> > or milk (which contains the sugar lactose).
> >
> > **Maybe you need bacterial transplant.
>
>
> As obtuse as user name Dr Diarrhea is, their
> information is actually more correct. Only a
> qualified GI can diagnose and rule out other
> conditions that are far more serious.
While it does sound like many on this thread are in need of medical intervention, this is a typical medical doc response... only a doctor can make you "healthy" with expensive diagnostics, procedures, and medicines. If people managed their own health, you'd be out of business.
Two things you'll never see in your office: my ass and my money.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2015 12:50PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Dealing with leakage today.
Sorry Dive. Do you have bottles of Immodium on hand? A shame there's no delivery service on that.
As to the previous post, while I'm thankful to the med staff at Fairfax, the clothes pins on their noses were offensive. The pain of that twisted colon hurt immensely.
But yes doctors in the asshole field are assholes. That's very true and the oversized basketball I dropped proves their work was like fixing part of the hole on the Titanic.
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> Dealing with leakage today.
Sorry Dive. Do you have bottles of Immodium on hand? A shame there's no delivery service on that.
As to the previous post, while I'm thankful to the med staff at Fairfax, the clothes pins on their noses were offensive. The pain of that twisted colon hurt immensely.
But yes doctors in the asshole field are assholes. That's very true and the oversized basketball I dropped proves their work was like fixing part of the hole on the Titanic.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: November 29, 2015 12:56PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Dealing with leakage today.
Any mucous involved?
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> Dealing with leakage today.
Any mucous involved?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: November 29, 2015 01:11PM
Wondering if I should be concerned, I expelled my bi-weekly Sequoia sized stool this morning and there was no mucous.
Would my Schphinkter benefit from the lubricating properties of that gooey stuff?
Would my Schphinkter benefit from the lubricating properties of that gooey stuff?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 29, 2015 01:19PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dealing with leakage today.
>
> Any mucous involved?
Yes. I have packed my crack with charmin. The leakage is slow nearly clear and foul smelling.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dealing with leakage today.
>
> Any mucous involved?
Yes. I have packed my crack with charmin. The leakage is slow nearly clear and foul smelling.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2015 03:07PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Wondering if I should be concerned, I expelled my
> bi-weekly Sequoia sized stool this morning and
> there was no mucous.
>
> Would my Schphinkter benefit from the lubricating
> properties of that gooey stuff?
I haven't seen it. Only blood and screaming unfortunately
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> Wondering if I should be concerned, I expelled my
> bi-weekly Sequoia sized stool this morning and
> there was no mucous.
>
> Would my Schphinkter benefit from the lubricating
> properties of that gooey stuff?
I haven't seen it. Only blood and screaming unfortunately
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 29, 2015 03:08PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dealing with leakage today.
> >
> > Any mucous involved?
>
> Yes. I have packed my crack with charmin. The
> leakage is slow nearly clear and foul smelling.
Feel better soon Dive. Is this a common experience?
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dealing with leakage today.
> >
> > Any mucous involved?
>
> Yes. I have packed my crack with charmin. The
> leakage is slow nearly clear and foul smelling.
Feel better soon Dive. Is this a common experience?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: November 29, 2015 03:46PM
Another typical Sunday. BEH and his scat loving friends bitching about his pooh problems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
()
Date: November 29, 2015 04:49PM
Black Underwear Wrote:
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> Another typical Sunday. BEH and his scat loving
> friends bitching about his pooh problems.
You are a fucking asshole, how dare you give these people a hard time. Get a life loser. I feel sorry people on the boards have to deal with complete fucking assholes like this or the asshole doctor!
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> Another typical Sunday. BEH and his scat loving
> friends bitching about his pooh problems.
You are a fucking asshole, how dare you give these people a hard time. Get a life loser. I feel sorry people on the boards have to deal with complete fucking assholes like this or the asshole doctor!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:26PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dealing with leakage today.
> >
> > Any mucous involved?
>
> Yes. I have packed my crack with charmin. The
> leakage is slow nearly clear and foul smelling.
Any recent or do you think upcoming diarrhea?
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dealing with leakage today.
> >
> > Any mucous involved?
>
> Yes. I have packed my crack with charmin. The
> leakage is slow nearly clear and foul smelling.
Any recent or do you think upcoming diarrhea?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oaf Love
()
Date: November 29, 2015 06:47PM
Shit. Will send you guys YouTube shit thing.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2015 07:59AM
Just dropped a Boeing 747. Not pleasant at all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2015 12:02PM
You are Christmas shopping. In my case an asshole brother, a sister with similar bowel problems, and a bunch of rugrats.
Walking out of the LL Bean store, you smell the tantalizing aromas of Cinnabons. The glaze on them looks tasty. People eat these delectable treats in front of you. Your stomach rumbles and you forget the $4 bun cost, and ignore the fact you are supporting the employment of some wetback who wants to send his minimum wage dollars home to El Salvador.
It tastes so good. Yes it melts in your mouth. Yet soon it will cause unspeakable damage.
Walking out of the LL Bean store, you smell the tantalizing aromas of Cinnabons. The glaze on them looks tasty. People eat these delectable treats in front of you. Your stomach rumbles and you forget the $4 bun cost, and ignore the fact you are supporting the employment of some wetback who wants to send his minimum wage dollars home to El Salvador.
It tastes so good. Yes it melts in your mouth. Yet soon it will cause unspeakable damage.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: November 30, 2015 01:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> You are Christmas shopping. In my case an asshole
> brother, a sister with similar bowel problems, and
> a bunch of rugrats.
>
> Walking out of the LL Bean store, you smell the
> tantalizing aromas of Cinnabons. The glaze on them
> looks tasty. People eat these delectable treats in
> front of you. Your stomach rumbles and you forget
> the $4 bun cost, and ignore the fact you are
> supporting the employment of some wetback who
> wants to send his minimum wage dollars home to El
> Salvador.
>
> It tastes so good. Yes it melts in your mouth. Yet
> soon it will cause unspeakable damage.
Yes, the Cinnabon with the frosting when fresh, warm and highly aromatic is a temptation of huge proportions. My weakness at the food court is the deep dish pizza piled high with toppings and fresh from the brick oven. Either way we run the risk of hours on the groan throne not to mention the prerequisite bloating and gas.
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> You are Christmas shopping. In my case an asshole
> brother, a sister with similar bowel problems, and
> a bunch of rugrats.
>
> Walking out of the LL Bean store, you smell the
> tantalizing aromas of Cinnabons. The glaze on them
> looks tasty. People eat these delectable treats in
> front of you. Your stomach rumbles and you forget
> the $4 bun cost, and ignore the fact you are
> supporting the employment of some wetback who
> wants to send his minimum wage dollars home to El
> Salvador.
>
> It tastes so good. Yes it melts in your mouth. Yet
> soon it will cause unspeakable damage.
Yes, the Cinnabon with the frosting when fresh, warm and highly aromatic is a temptation of huge proportions. My weakness at the food court is the deep dish pizza piled high with toppings and fresh from the brick oven. Either way we run the risk of hours on the groan throne not to mention the prerequisite bloating and gas.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:28PM
If anyone has any excess colon mucous, please leave it on your underwear and share a picture, or leave an address I can pick it up.
Colon mucous is jelly like in consistency. Although clear in color most of the time, it's putrid odor is its one negative.
If yellow or other colors, definitely see a doctor.
Yet clear usually shows you through your underpants, that fecal matter is being lubed up for discharge.
Colon mucous is jelly like in consistency. Although clear in color most of the time, it's putrid odor is its one negative.
If yellow or other colors, definitely see a doctor.
Yet clear usually shows you through your underpants, that fecal matter is being lubed up for discharge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fister
()
Date: November 30, 2015 02:32PM
Try fisting
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:05PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are Christmas shopping. In my case an
> asshole
> > brother, a sister with similar bowel problems,
> and
> > a bunch of rugrats.
> >
> > Walking out of the LL Bean store, you smell the
> > tantalizing aromas of Cinnabons. The glaze on
> them
> > looks tasty. People eat these delectable treats
> in
> > front of you. Your stomach rumbles and you
> forget
> > the $4 bun cost, and ignore the fact you are
> > supporting the employment of some wetback who
> > wants to send his minimum wage dollars home to
> El
> > Salvador.
> >
> > It tastes so good. Yes it melts in your mouth.
> Yet
> > soon it will cause unspeakable damage.
>
>
> Yes, the Cinnabon with the frosting when fresh,
> warm and highly aromatic is a temptation of huge
> proportions. My weakness at the food court is the
> deep dish pizza piled high with toppings and fresh
> from the brick oven. Either way we run the risk of
> hours on the groan throne not to mention the
> prerequisite bloating and gas.
Dive the bloating, gas and ultimate gigantic crap are perhaps a clear reminder of what tastes good might not be good for your bowels.
How are your bowels doing?
Fister putting a fist or any item up your rectum is a bad bad idea. Exit only.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You are Christmas shopping. In my case an
> asshole
> > brother, a sister with similar bowel problems,
> and
> > a bunch of rugrats.
> >
> > Walking out of the LL Bean store, you smell the
> > tantalizing aromas of Cinnabons. The glaze on
> them
> > looks tasty. People eat these delectable treats
> in
> > front of you. Your stomach rumbles and you
> forget
> > the $4 bun cost, and ignore the fact you are
> > supporting the employment of some wetback who
> > wants to send his minimum wage dollars home to
> El
> > Salvador.
> >
> > It tastes so good. Yes it melts in your mouth.
> Yet
> > soon it will cause unspeakable damage.
>
>
> Yes, the Cinnabon with the frosting when fresh,
> warm and highly aromatic is a temptation of huge
> proportions. My weakness at the food court is the
> deep dish pizza piled high with toppings and fresh
> from the brick oven. Either way we run the risk of
> hours on the groan throne not to mention the
> prerequisite bloating and gas.
Dive the bloating, gas and ultimate gigantic crap are perhaps a clear reminder of what tastes good might not be good for your bowels.
How are your bowels doing?
Fister putting a fist or any item up your rectum is a bad bad idea. Exit only.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: November 30, 2015 03:12PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> If anyone has any excess colon mucous, please
> leave it on your underwear and share a picture, or
> leave an address I can pick it up.
>
> Colon mucous is jelly like in consistency.
> Although clear in color most of the time, it's
> putrid odor is its one negative.
>
> If yellow or other colors, definitely see a
> doctor.
>
> Yet clear usually shows you through your
> underpants, that fecal matter is being lubed up
> for discharge.
They are available for pickup at Woodburn.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If anyone has any excess colon mucous, please
> leave it on your underwear and share a picture, or
> leave an address I can pick it up.
>
> Colon mucous is jelly like in consistency.
> Although clear in color most of the time, it's
> putrid odor is its one negative.
>
> If yellow or other colors, definitely see a
> doctor.
>
> Yet clear usually shows you through your
> underpants, that fecal matter is being lubed up
> for discharge.
They are available for pickup at Woodburn.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
You sick fucks
()
Date: November 30, 2015 06:12PM
You all are vile. I don't particularly like the racism here. Plus the disgusting posts really scare me if you all are Fairfax residents
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Pat Benetar
()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:33AM
Im shitting in the shadows of the night
Im hoping that my bum will be alright
Surrender all your laxatives tonight
Ill go poo in the end
Im hoping that my bum will be alright
Surrender all your laxatives tonight
Ill go poo in the end
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: December 01, 2015 04:39AM
It is good to have the stalls to myself. Its embarrassing when others are in the restroom. Do any of you have performance anxiety about going number 2 in places like this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
()
Date: December 01, 2015 06:05AM
I had a night without crapping my pants. That alone is a good development.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2015 09:20AM
Like a car that's old and doesn't work, I so wish I could trade in my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: December 01, 2015 12:51PM
Anyone have any extra mucous?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2015 01:26PM
Dr.Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Anyone have any extra mucous?
I'm not sure about the mucus you describe, but I'm interested in learning more and sure others are.
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> Anyone have any extra mucous?
I'm not sure about the mucus you describe, but I'm interested in learning more and sure others are.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mayo Captain
()
Date: December 01, 2015 02:35PM
What u think of this?
Attachments:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: December 01, 2015 03:20PM
Mayo, my friend, you are certainly a crappin captain
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oldefarte68
()
Date: December 01, 2015 05:44PM
Mayo let me guess prunes. You can't go wrong with em.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oldefarte699
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Date: December 01, 2015 06:47PM
This?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 01, 2015 08:24PM
One thing is for certain,any Santa Claus at any mall across America has tremendous bowels.
Its that time of year, the festive season where people are shopping for gifts. Cash registers manned by people like Antonio or Julio, are ringing up sales and stealing your credit card information.
People are putting up their Christmas trees, which were cut by Islamic terrorists, who's bowels are fine but other things might be explosive. Be sure to check your tree for ball bearings.
The Honeybaked Ham store is taking orders from white Anglo Saxon housewives, whom have pool boys without a pool, and husbands who work countless hours with bowels of all shapes and sizes.
If Santa could bring me one thing out of his sack, I would love a great set of bowels. Instead I'll be on the groan throne, ordering gifts online from Amazon, where Jose and other wetbacks will be throwing shit in boxes, and if they arrive I hope they might not be totally smashed.
Its that time of year, the festive season where people are shopping for gifts. Cash registers manned by people like Antonio or Julio, are ringing up sales and stealing your credit card information.
People are putting up their Christmas trees, which were cut by Islamic terrorists, who's bowels are fine but other things might be explosive. Be sure to check your tree for ball bearings.
The Honeybaked Ham store is taking orders from white Anglo Saxon housewives, whom have pool boys without a pool, and husbands who work countless hours with bowels of all shapes and sizes.
If Santa could bring me one thing out of his sack, I would love a great set of bowels. Instead I'll be on the groan throne, ordering gifts online from Amazon, where Jose and other wetbacks will be throwing shit in boxes, and if they arrive I hope they might not be totally smashed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 02, 2015 10:03AM
I wonder if colon lubricant has other uses. Maybe the mucous can serve other purposes
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2015 12:54PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> I wonder if colon lubricant has other uses. Maybe
> the mucous can serve other purposes
Perhaps it mixes with castor oil. Just about to hit the groan throne. The new tiles might not make it.
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> I wonder if colon lubricant has other uses. Maybe
> the mucous can serve other purposes
Perhaps it mixes with castor oil. Just about to hit the groan throne. The new tiles might not make it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 02, 2015 01:28PM
Brown, maybe you should wear shoes or slippers to prevent your toenails from messing up the floor tiles.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2015 01:59PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown, maybe you should wear shoes or slippers to
> prevent your toenails from messing up the floor
> tiles.
Wondering about that dive. Perhaps some brown friendly steel toed ones could help. Yet with the zeppelin I just dropped, do you have any witch hazel?
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> Brown, maybe you should wear shoes or slippers to
> prevent your toenails from messing up the floor
> tiles.
Wondering about that dive. Perhaps some brown friendly steel toed ones could help. Yet with the zeppelin I just dropped, do you have any witch hazel?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 02, 2015 03:14PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder if colon lubricant has other uses.
> Maybe
> > the mucous can serve other purposes
>
>
> Perhaps it mixes with castor oil. Just about to
> hit the groan throne. The new tiles might not make
> it.
Your colon produces a mucous to aid in digestion. That's amazing although this mucous has some disappointments. The main one is the stench. It's putrid rank just horrible the scent. I'm trying to see if someone has this clear jelly like substance, to see if I can make the smells better. It stinks because the fecal matter, gases, and other broken down byproducts that go through our systems.
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wonder if colon lubricant has other uses.
> Maybe
> > the mucous can serve other purposes
>
>
> Perhaps it mixes with castor oil. Just about to
> hit the groan throne. The new tiles might not make
> it.
Your colon produces a mucous to aid in digestion. That's amazing although this mucous has some disappointments. The main one is the stench. It's putrid rank just horrible the scent. I'm trying to see if someone has this clear jelly like substance, to see if I can make the smells better. It stinks because the fecal matter, gases, and other broken down byproducts that go through our systems.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 02, 2015 05:46PM
I haven't seen mucus on my less than exemplary craps but will keep you in mind. Your request doesn't sound easy, but if anyone has mucus please let Dr D know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2015 06:57AM
I sit here dreading what's brewing. This time of year is tempting for the bowel trodden
Does anyone remember the patron saint of bowels who that is?
Does anyone remember the patron saint of bowels who that is?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 03, 2015 11:28AM
Saint Bonaventura, BO.
How are your bowels today?
How are your bowels today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2015 11:49AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Saint Bonaventura, BO.
>
> How are your bowels today?
Thank you deadly. I hope yours are better. Still on the groan throne. Just finished a 775 page book. The aromas are there but no tangible results yet. This might require midwives.
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> Saint Bonaventura, BO.
>
> How are your bowels today?
Thank you deadly. I hope yours are better. Still on the groan throne. Just finished a 775 page book. The aromas are there but no tangible results yet. This might require midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 03, 2015 12:24PM
Bowels are just fine, thanks for asking BO. With no tangible results, I'm assuming you won't be able to provide any of that mucous for which Dr. Diarrhea is looking.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 03, 2015 12:52PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Bowels are just fine, thanks for asking BO. With
> no tangible results, I'm assuming you won't be
> able to provide any of that mucous for which Dr.
> Diarrhea is looking.
Nah I'm still quite unawares about Dr. D's mucus thing. Guessing he's the Egon Spengler of Fairfax. Glad to hear your bowels are on point. Midwives called.
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> Bowels are just fine, thanks for asking BO. With
> no tangible results, I'm assuming you won't be
> able to provide any of that mucous for which Dr.
> Diarrhea is looking.
Nah I'm still quite unawares about Dr. D's mucus thing. Guessing he's the Egon Spengler of Fairfax. Glad to hear your bowels are on point. Midwives called.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 03, 2015 01:05PM
Although I'm sure there must be something helping to excrete our solid waste, I'm pretty sure I've never "seen" it.
On the rare occasions there aren't "on point", it's usually a #6. Only upside to that is the nice, empty feeling...lol.
On the rare occasions there aren't "on point", it's usually a #6. Only upside to that is the nice, empty feeling...lol.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: December 03, 2015 01:49PM
Just like your heart beats, and sends blood throughout your body, your colon does the same with mucous. It produces it regularly, and it is in both your upper and lower intestines!
This is thrilling.
Its more proof of intelligent design.
This is thrilling.
Its more proof of intelligent design.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 03, 2015 02:42PM
What are your holiday plans guys?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 03, 2015 03:16PM
Dr.Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Just like your heart beats, and sends blood
> throughout your body, your colon does the same
> with mucous. It produces it regularly, and it is
> in both your upper and lower intestines!
>
> This is thrilling.
>
> Its more proof of intelligent design.
More proof of mental health resources in Fairfax.
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> Just like your heart beats, and sends blood
> throughout your body, your colon does the same
> with mucous. It produces it regularly, and it is
> in both your upper and lower intestines!
>
> This is thrilling.
>
> Its more proof of intelligent design.
More proof of mental health resources in Fairfax.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 03, 2015 03:49PM
Hey Dr. D., check this link:
http://www.livestrong.com/article/194940-diseases-associated-with-mucus-in-the-bowel/
A few excerpts:
"Inflammatory bowel disease, which includes ulcerative colitis and Crohn disease, often causes increased bowel mucus."
"Irritable bowel syndrome, or IBS, is a common cause of increased bowel mucus."
Seek, and ye shall find.
http://www.livestrong.com/article/194940-diseases-associated-with-mucus-in-the-bowel/
A few excerpts:
"Inflammatory bowel disease, which includes ulcerative colitis and Crohn disease, often causes increased bowel mucus."
"Irritable bowel syndrome, or IBS, is a common cause of increased bowel mucus."
Seek, and ye shall find.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: December 03, 2015 07:55PM
My butt hurts, wah wah wah wah!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2015 09:56AM
I just dropped Wally Joyner in my groan throne. A big stinky shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
()
Date: December 04, 2015 11:57AM
Fuck you, how about cancer or heart attacks? Those are more important than your asses asahole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2015 12:47PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> Fuck you, how about cancer or heart attacks?
> Those are more important than your asses asahole.
How are your bowels?
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> Fuck you, how about cancer or heart attacks?
> Those are more important than your asses asahole.
How are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 04, 2015 01:41PM
That Burger King whopper with cheese is going to cause maximum destruction.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: December 04, 2015 02:23PM
Steak and cheese with fries at lunch; smooth sailing ~2 hours after. Hope this sends some good bowel karma your way!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 04, 2015 06:09PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Steak and cheese with fries at lunch; smooth
> sailing ~2 hours after. Hope this sends some good
> bowel karma your way!
Maybe I should reopen my practice
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> Steak and cheese with fries at lunch; smooth
> sailing ~2 hours after. Hope this sends some good
> bowel karma your way!
Maybe I should reopen my practice
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
sxzw3712
()
Date: December 04, 2015 06:19PM
wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in jail. very degrading after a body cavity search then having to take a dump in front of everyone
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 05, 2015 06:43AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> That Burger King whopper with cheese is going to
> cause maximum destruction.
There is no doubt that whoppers with or without cheese are weapons of ass destruction. Having said that I still have to eat one every 6 weeks or so. They are just so damn good.
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> That Burger King whopper with cheese is going to
> cause maximum destruction.
There is no doubt that whoppers with or without cheese are weapons of ass destruction. Having said that I still have to eat one every 6 weeks or so. They are just so damn good.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2015 08:28AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That Burger King whopper with cheese is going
> to
> > cause maximum destruction.
>
>
> There is no doubt that whoppers with or without
> cheese are weapons of ass destruction. Having said
> that I still have to eat one every 6 weeks or so.
> They are just so damn good.
Maybe that's why Matilda woke me up this morning.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That Burger King whopper with cheese is going
> to
> > cause maximum destruction.
>
>
> There is no doubt that whoppers with or without
> cheese are weapons of ass destruction. Having said
> that I still have to eat one every 6 weeks or so.
> They are just so damn good.
Maybe that's why Matilda woke me up this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 05, 2015 09:08AM
Good morning my brown trodden friends. Here's wishing you all smooth sailing.
Do you think this couch toilet would be practical?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jon Bidet Ramsey
()
Date: December 05, 2015 11:29AM
Hey Dive,
Have you seen the movie "Idiocracy"? The dude had a recliner toilet, your sofa toilet reminds me of that.
To my other friends here, add this bidet seat to your Christmas list. It's a life changer.
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Have you seen the movie "Idiocracy"? The dude had a recliner toilet, your sofa toilet reminds me of that.
To my other friends here, add this bidet seat to your Christmas list. It's a life changer.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 05, 2015 12:35PM
I feel like I just passed something about the size of a 20 pound propane tank out my starfish and , yes there is a small amount of bleeding involved. Once I recover I will have to climb two flights of stairs to get my plunger from the master bath. Things are smelling a little funky here in the basement right now. This one is not going to bend around the J tube without help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 05, 2015 12:53PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I feel like I just passed something about the size
> of a 20 pound propane tank out my starfish and ,
> yes there is a small amount of bleeding involved.
> Once I recover I will have to climb two flights of
> stairs to get my plunger from the master bath.
> Things are smelling a little funky here in the
> basement right now. This one is not going to bend
> around the J tube without help.
Oh man been there down that. As for those devices I'll think about them after tearing off the linoleum.
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> I feel like I just passed something about the size
> of a 20 pound propane tank out my starfish and ,
> yes there is a small amount of bleeding involved.
> Once I recover I will have to climb two flights of
> stairs to get my plunger from the master bath.
> Things are smelling a little funky here in the
> basement right now. This one is not going to bend
> around the J tube without help.
Oh man been there down that. As for those devices I'll think about them after tearing off the linoleum.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: December 06, 2015 05:29AM
Getting off work in a few hours. Going to head over to Herndon and eat at the Waffle king Virginia kitchen. If you have never had breakfast there you need to put it on your bucket list. Crisp, flavorful waffles and bacon cooked just right. I have the next two nights off, poop well my friends!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2015 06:29AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Getting off work in a few hours. Going to head
> over to Herndon and eat at the Waffle king
> Virginia kitchen. If you have never had breakfast
> there you need to put it on your bucket list.
> Crisp, flavorful waffles and bacon cooked just
> right. I have the next two nights off, poop well
> my friends!
Oh my goodness! Are you mad sir?
That's a barrage of bowel busting foods.
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> Getting off work in a few hours. Going to head
> over to Herndon and eat at the Waffle king
> Virginia kitchen. If you have never had breakfast
> there you need to put it on your bucket list.
> Crisp, flavorful waffles and bacon cooked just
> right. I have the next two nights off, poop well
> my friends!
Oh my goodness! Are you mad sir?
That's a barrage of bowel busting foods.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wyatt Burp
()
Date: December 07, 2015 07:14AM
A blooming onion is when you fist a woman and extend your fingertips for the less informed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2015 08:54AM
It's a good idea not to judge family members by their bowels.
As a man with a bad set, obviously I'm sympathetic to my sisters woes.
Yet Matilda's screaming in the Giant bathroom, accompanied by an employee commenting of an elephant shitting this is one of those days I want to disappear.
As a man with a bad set, obviously I'm sympathetic to my sisters woes.
Yet Matilda's screaming in the Giant bathroom, accompanied by an employee commenting of an elephant shitting this is one of those days I want to disappear.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
zwqwed
()
Date: December 07, 2015 09:02AM
sxzw3712 Wrote:
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> wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in jail.
> very degrading after a body cavity search then
> having to take a dump in front of everyone
when i was in the system no one really pays attention
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> wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in jail.
> very degrading after a body cavity search then
> having to take a dump in front of everyone
when i was in the system no one really pays attention
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2015 10:15AM
zwqwed Wrote:
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> sxzw3712 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in jail.
> > very degrading after a body cavity search then
> > having to take a dump in front of everyone
>
> when i was in the system no one really pays
> attention
This is actually an interesting post. While I'd be interested in learning about Eesh's bowels, what I'm curious about is prison foods effects on bowels. Was IBS a major issue, and if a prisoner had bowel problems, would they get a cell with an additional groan throne?
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> sxzw3712 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in jail.
> > very degrading after a body cavity search then
> > having to take a dump in front of everyone
>
> when i was in the system no one really pays
> attention
This is actually an interesting post. While I'd be interested in learning about Eesh's bowels, what I'm curious about is prison foods effects on bowels. Was IBS a major issue, and if a prisoner had bowel problems, would they get a cell with an additional groan throne?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2015 02:25PM
I think my colon just fell out. Can Jiffy Lube repair this shit?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Shitty Lube
()
Date: December 07, 2015 03:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think my colon just fell out. Can Jiffy Lube
> repair this shit?
Yes come on down. We will take care of that plus clean the interior as well. $40 we take credit cards checks cash.
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> I think my colon just fell out. Can Jiffy Lube
> repair this shit?
Yes come on down. We will take care of that plus clean the interior as well. $40 we take credit cards checks cash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oldefarte68
()
Date: December 07, 2015 03:41PM
Those prunes cleared out my system again. Only problem is they are very expensive. On a fixed budget this does not help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2015 04:39PM
A Gouda burger at Wendy's was a bad idea. There's going to be am explosion from my ass crack. The cheesy fries and frosty also. What was I thinking eating something like that?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 07, 2015 06:16PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> A Gouda burger at Wendy's was a bad idea. There's
> going to be am explosion from my ass crack. The
> cheesy fries and frosty also. What was I thinking
> eating something like that?
It looks so great but hurts so good.
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> A Gouda burger at Wendy's was a bad idea. There's
> going to be am explosion from my ass crack. The
> cheesy fries and frosty also. What was I thinking
> eating something like that?
It looks so great but hurts so good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
prison food
()
Date: December 08, 2015 04:29AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> zwqwed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sxzw3712 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in
> jail.
> > > very degrading after a body cavity search
> then
> > > having to take a dump in front of everyone
> >
> > when i was in the system no one really pays
> > attention
>
> This is actually an interesting post. While I'd be
> interested in learning about Eesh's bowels, what
> I'm curious about is prison foods effects on
> bowels. Was IBS a major issue, and if a prisoner
> had bowel problems, would they get a cell with an
> additional groan throne?
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> zwqwed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sxzw3712 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > wonder how Eesh's bowels will fare out in
> jail.
> > > very degrading after a body cavity search
> then
> > > having to take a dump in front of everyone
> >
> > when i was in the system no one really pays
> > attention
>
> This is actually an interesting post. While I'd be
> interested in learning about Eesh's bowels, what
> I'm curious about is prison foods effects on
> bowels. Was IBS a major issue, and if a prisoner
> had bowel problems, would they get a cell with an
> additional groan throne?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2015 07:07AM
Those definitely aren't bowel friendly.
My intestines scream seeing that.
My intestines scream seeing that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 08, 2015 08:41AM
Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas I want to try.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2015 09:17AM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas I
> want to try.
Is your plan with mucus for the betterment of the bowel trodden?
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> Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas I
> want to try.
Is your plan with mucus for the betterment of the bowel trodden?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 08, 2015 11:21AM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas I
> want to try.
My bvd's have collected a fair ammount of butt grease lately. Does that count?
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> Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas I
> want to try.
My bvd's have collected a fair ammount of butt grease lately. Does that count?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2015 11:44AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas
> I
> > want to try.
>
> My bvd's have collected a fair ammount of butt
> grease lately. Does that count?
Is that the mucus that Dr D talks about? I'm curious if that could work better than castor oil.
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Has anyone collected mucous? I have some ideas
> I
> > want to try.
>
> My bvd's have collected a fair ammount of butt
> grease lately. Does that count?
Is that the mucus that Dr D talks about? I'm curious if that could work better than castor oil.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 08, 2015 12:20PM
I'm doing some research and will post if found, but looking for children books about IBS, so the younger generation can champion our cause. We need young folks to talk about bowel problems in public venues, as senior citizens like myself can't always get the word out very well.
Congressman Connollys office has promised to help, but I sense indifference from his staff.
Congressman Connollys office has promised to help, but I sense indifference from his staff.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Yourefucked
()
Date: December 08, 2015 02:09PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'm doing some research and will post if found,
> but looking for children books about IBS, so the
> younger generation can champion our cause. We need
> young folks to talk about bowel problems in public
> venues, as senior citizens like myself can't
> always get the word out very well.
>
> Congressman Connollys office has promised to help,
> but I sense indifference from his staff.
Good luck with the weasel.
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> I'm doing some research and will post if found,
> but looking for children books about IBS, so the
> younger generation can champion our cause. We need
> young folks to talk about bowel problems in public
> venues, as senior citizens like myself can't
> always get the word out very well.
>
> Congressman Connollys office has promised to help,
> but I sense indifference from his staff.
Good luck with the weasel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 08, 2015 02:16PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I'm doing some research and will post if found,
> but looking for children books about IBS, so the
> younger generation can champion our cause. We need
> young folks to talk about bowel problems in public
> venues, as senior citizens like myself can't
> always get the word out very well.
>
> Congressman Connollys office has promised to help,
> but I sense indifference from his staff.
User name Brown Onion,
Good luck with that. I'm sure correspondence of your immaturity about bowels, mucous and other topics, will lead to federal officials checking on your welfare.
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> I'm doing some research and will post if found,
> but looking for children books about IBS, so the
> younger generation can champion our cause. We need
> young folks to talk about bowel problems in public
> venues, as senior citizens like myself can't
> always get the word out very well.
>
> Congressman Connollys office has promised to help,
> but I sense indifference from his staff.
User name Brown Onion,
Good luck with that. I'm sure correspondence of your immaturity about bowels, mucous and other topics, will lead to federal officials checking on your welfare.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Supporter
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Date: December 08, 2015 03:30PM
He'd certainly do better than your sorry ass. You humiliate Onion and company non stop with your arrogance. You are a piece of shit. You treat people and show no empathy, no kindness and abusive behavior.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: December 08, 2015 06:35PM
Supporter Wrote:
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> He'd certainly do better than your sorry ass. You
> humiliate Onion and company non stop with your
> arrogance. You are a piece of shit. You treat
> people and show no empathy, no kindness and
> abusive behavior.
Thank you. Anon dick is a price with oversized fingers and a small brain.
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> He'd certainly do better than your sorry ass. You
> humiliate Onion and company non stop with your
> arrogance. You are a piece of shit. You treat
> people and show no empathy, no kindness and
> abusive behavior.
Thank you. Anon dick is a price with oversized fingers and a small brain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
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Brown Onion
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Date: December 09, 2015 08:12AM
Shocked by what I see with the rectum mirror