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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: December 25, 2015 08:11PM
I'm very happy how the colon mucous candles turned out. Taking away the flammable components, a wick sufficed to do just fine. If I can collect enough mucous I might sell candles door to door.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: December 25, 2015 09:29PM
Colon mucous can be a result of various medical conditions.
One major one is ulcerative colitis, which is something you don't want.
Another common cause is diarrhea, and in rare cases cancer.
One major one is ulcerative colitis, which is something you don't want.
Another common cause is diarrhea, and in rare cases cancer.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 26, 2015 07:59AM
I fell asleep on the shitter last night. Now my back is sore and my gut is bloated. I hope our house guests leave soon. Ham is evil.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 26, 2015 09:34AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> I fell asleep on the shitter last night. Now my
> back is sore and my gut is bloated. I hope our
> house guests leave soon. Ham is evil.
Such a succulent delightful tasty treat dive, but one which clogs our bowels up until our rectums must be held over a trough.
I hope you and the brown brigade had an excellent Christmas. So happy to be taking Clarence to Reagan airport for his flight back to New York City.
He's an arrogant asshole, and I hope he shuts up not annoying passengers on the Malaysian Airlines Boeing 777, nor makes snide comments about the number of spear chuckers working security.
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> I fell asleep on the shitter last night. Now my
> back is sore and my gut is bloated. I hope our
> house guests leave soon. Ham is evil.
Such a succulent delightful tasty treat dive, but one which clogs our bowels up until our rectums must be held over a trough.
I hope you and the brown brigade had an excellent Christmas. So happy to be taking Clarence to Reagan airport for his flight back to New York City.
He's an arrogant asshole, and I hope he shuts up not annoying passengers on the Malaysian Airlines Boeing 777, nor makes snide comments about the number of spear chuckers working security.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: December 26, 2015 10:17AM
The mucous candles have been great. It's a lot of scraping from the underwear, but I'm seeing enough to get through. If methane and fecal matter can be completely eliminated, there is a lot of uses. Going to work more and will update with news, whether good or bad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 26, 2015 04:07PM
Matilda and I are suffering. Despite being careful our asses leak like Bob Hopes mouth used to, and the size of these things are incredibly strong bowel busters.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
()
Date: December 26, 2015 06:19PM
Hope you guys had a merry Christmas and here's to a happy new year!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 26, 2015 07:15PM
My wife just brought me a ham sandwich, it looks real good too! Ham, cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce and mayo. Her bowels are like a big ford truck and mine are like a smart car. I am weak, I think that sandwich is going down with a few ice cold budweisers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 26, 2015 07:46PM
Lots of mucous to work with
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: December 27, 2015 07:10AM
That's a rather nasty picture.
With that in mind onto the groan throne.
With that in mind onto the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 27, 2015 12:10PM
Amazing I spent an entire day on the groan throne.
All that time wasted and for what purpose
All that time wasted and for what purpose
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 27, 2015 12:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Amazing I spent an entire day on the groan throne.
>
>
> All that time wasted and for what purpose
I know what you mean Brown, I was on the shitter for over 2 hours this morning. I think that ham just exited my system. Felling better now and I hope you are as well.
The wife and I are hosting a new years eve party on Thursday and she is going to serve fondue, meatballs, sausage-cheese dip, veggie platter and a huge chocolate fudge cake for dessert. We will have about 10 overnight guests. Just looking at her shopping list makes my bowels flex and twist.
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> Amazing I spent an entire day on the groan throne.
>
>
> All that time wasted and for what purpose
I know what you mean Brown, I was on the shitter for over 2 hours this morning. I think that ham just exited my system. Felling better now and I hope you are as well.
The wife and I are hosting a new years eve party on Thursday and she is going to serve fondue, meatballs, sausage-cheese dip, veggie platter and a huge chocolate fudge cake for dessert. We will have about 10 overnight guests. Just looking at her shopping list makes my bowels flex and twist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
music man2
()
Date: December 27, 2015 01:56PM
johnny bravo Wrote:
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> Gonna find my toilet and put my butt on her tight
> Gonna grab some afternoon delight
> My motto's always been, when it's right it's
> right
> Why take a dump the middle of a cold dark night
>
> When everything's a little clearer in the light of
> day
> Then we know the night is always gonna be here
> anyway
>
> Thinking of a mid day dump alright
> Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
> Rubbin' sticks and stones together make the sparks
> ignite
> And the thought of dropping a load gets me so
> excited
>
> Sky rocket's in flight, afternoon delight
> Afternoon delight, afternoon delight
^^^ LMAO! ^^^^^
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> Gonna find my toilet and put my butt on her tight
> Gonna grab some afternoon delight
> My motto's always been, when it's right it's
> right
> Why take a dump the middle of a cold dark night
>
> When everything's a little clearer in the light of
> day
> Then we know the night is always gonna be here
> anyway
>
> Thinking of a mid day dump alright
> Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
> Rubbin' sticks and stones together make the sparks
> ignite
> And the thought of dropping a load gets me so
> excited
>
> Sky rocket's in flight, afternoon delight
> Afternoon delight, afternoon delight
^^^ LMAO! ^^^^^
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 27, 2015 03:56PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Lots of mucous to work with
Yes at Woodburn Hospital there is.
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> Lots of mucous to work with
Yes at Woodburn Hospital there is.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 27, 2015 05:03PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Amazing I spent an entire day on the groan
> throne.
> >
> >
> > All that time wasted and for what purpose
>
>
> I know what you mean Brown, I was on the shitter
> for over 2 hours this morning. I think that ham
> just exited my system. Felling better now and I
> hope you are as well.
> The wife and I are hosting a new years eve party
> on Thursday and she is going to serve fondue,
> meatballs, sausage-cheese dip, veggie platter and
> a huge chocolate fudge cake for dessert. We will
> have about 10 overnight guests. Just looking at
> her shopping list makes my bowels flex and twist.
This time of festivities for most is a joy, for us dive it's a cataclysmic nightmare, pushing our bowels to the brink.
Today has been groan throne and Epsom salt baths. Simply put as you've probably guessed, my ass hurts. There's no light at the tunnel either.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Amazing I spent an entire day on the groan
> throne.
> >
> >
> > All that time wasted and for what purpose
>
>
> I know what you mean Brown, I was on the shitter
> for over 2 hours this morning. I think that ham
> just exited my system. Felling better now and I
> hope you are as well.
> The wife and I are hosting a new years eve party
> on Thursday and she is going to serve fondue,
> meatballs, sausage-cheese dip, veggie platter and
> a huge chocolate fudge cake for dessert. We will
> have about 10 overnight guests. Just looking at
> her shopping list makes my bowels flex and twist.
This time of festivities for most is a joy, for us dive it's a cataclysmic nightmare, pushing our bowels to the brink.
Today has been groan throne and Epsom salt baths. Simply put as you've probably guessed, my ass hurts. There's no light at the tunnel either.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: December 28, 2015 04:55AM
Hello friends! 5am guy just pooped at work! A good sized #5.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 28, 2015 01:47PM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Hello friends! 5am guy just pooped at work! A good
> sized #5.
Congrats on your 5 5am!
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> Hello friends! 5am guy just pooped at work! A good
> sized #5.
Congrats on your 5 5am!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 28, 2015 05:52PM
You walk into the movie theater to catch the new Star Wars flick. Its been years since this level of excitement, and you purchase hugh priced tickets from some wetback, who's probably sending some of the cash to his shit hole village.
He tells you to "enjoy the show" with a monotonous tone, which is proof he dropped out of school in the 8th grade. Your nose notices all of the vibrant smells, and your eyes see the lights for popcorn, hot dogs and sodas. Some guy who's 25 working on his GED gets your popcorn, that he probably wiped his boogers with.
The music of Star Wars the Force Awakens hits your eardrums, as you sit down in the leather chair. You smile but notice like Darth Sidious did in a prior event, that the force is not on your side of your bowels. You crap your pants, fellow movie goers giving you the evil eye.
Unfortunately for you you've blown huge brown chunks in your slacks.
There's no way you can go back. Rather it's going to be another wait until DVD experience. As you crawl out of the stall, fans have been waiting to see if a wookie would come out.
Their disappointment and the cruel look of the dot head janitor make you feel ashamed.
He tells you to "enjoy the show" with a monotonous tone, which is proof he dropped out of school in the 8th grade. Your nose notices all of the vibrant smells, and your eyes see the lights for popcorn, hot dogs and sodas. Some guy who's 25 working on his GED gets your popcorn, that he probably wiped his boogers with.
The music of Star Wars the Force Awakens hits your eardrums, as you sit down in the leather chair. You smile but notice like Darth Sidious did in a prior event, that the force is not on your side of your bowels. You crap your pants, fellow movie goers giving you the evil eye.
Unfortunately for you you've blown huge brown chunks in your slacks.
There's no way you can go back. Rather it's going to be another wait until DVD experience. As you crawl out of the stall, fans have been waiting to see if a wookie would come out.
Their disappointment and the cruel look of the dot head janitor make you feel ashamed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 29, 2015 08:49AM
More mucous would help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 29, 2015 10:27AM
I think the New Years celebrations are going to tear my asshole apart.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Learn from history
()
Date: December 29, 2015 10:39AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think the New Years celebrations are going to
> tear my asshole apart.
Why dont you stick a firecracker in your ass and blast rhe poop into smaller chunks like the pioneer miners did.
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> I think the New Years celebrations are going to
> tear my asshole apart.
Why dont you stick a firecracker in your ass and blast rhe poop into smaller chunks like the pioneer miners did.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 29, 2015 10:57AM
Learn from history Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think the New Years celebrations are going to
> > tear my asshole apart.
>
>
> Why dont you stick a firecracker in your ass and
> blast rhe poop into smaller chunks like the
> pioneer miners did.
Are you mad sir?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think the New Years celebrations are going to
> > tear my asshole apart.
>
>
> Why dont you stick a firecracker in your ass and
> blast rhe poop into smaller chunks like the
> pioneer miners did.
Are you mad sir?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 29, 2015 02:21PM
Unreal my day at Fair Oaks mall.
I figured it would be a good day, to use the Macy's gift card my asshole brother Clarence gave me for Christmas. Matilda went with me as she got the same gift from mister creative.
There were large crowds of people. Lots of Arabian goat bangers harassing people to their kiosks. Pond scum, and the mall looks like a refugee camp from Yemen.
These people stink, yet dare to complain about Matilda and my bowels. Its not my fault that a courtesy flush, didn't make the smell go away fast enough. If you were in the line for rice I apologize, but I have no control over what scents originate from the mall groan throne.
I figured it would be a good day, to use the Macy's gift card my asshole brother Clarence gave me for Christmas. Matilda went with me as she got the same gift from mister creative.
There were large crowds of people. Lots of Arabian goat bangers harassing people to their kiosks. Pond scum, and the mall looks like a refugee camp from Yemen.
These people stink, yet dare to complain about Matilda and my bowels. Its not my fault that a courtesy flush, didn't make the smell go away fast enough. If you were in the line for rice I apologize, but I have no control over what scents originate from the mall groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 29, 2015 02:57PM
Had a late lunch at chipotle. Three soft tacos and diet coke. What could go wrong?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 29, 2015 03:05PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Had a late lunch at chipotle. Three soft tacos and
> diet coke. What could go wrong?
Oh my goodness dive. I hope you and your bowels survive this ordeal.
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> Had a late lunch at chipotle. Three soft tacos and
> diet coke. What could go wrong?
Oh my goodness dive. I hope you and your bowels survive this ordeal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 29, 2015 07:45PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Had a late lunch at chipotle. Three soft tacos
> and
> > diet coke. What could go wrong?
>
>
> Oh my goodness dive. I hope you and your bowels
> survive this ordeal.
Thanks Brown.
I think I am going to make it. Toasted wheat bread and tums for dinner tonight. Drinking lots of water right now so maybe I can survive this.
Good brown luck to everyone on this forum!
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Had a late lunch at chipotle. Three soft tacos
> and
> > diet coke. What could go wrong?
>
>
> Oh my goodness dive. I hope you and your bowels
> survive this ordeal.
Thanks Brown.
I think I am going to make it. Toasted wheat bread and tums for dinner tonight. Drinking lots of water right now so maybe I can survive this.
Good brown luck to everyone on this forum!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 30, 2015 06:35AM
Dive I hope your bowels aren't goulash this morning.
Looking at my rectum in the mirror, today is going to involve the groan throne.
Looking at my rectum in the mirror, today is going to involve the groan throne.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 30, 2015 08:36AM
My attempts to use the mucous as cooking oil have been unsuccessful. I was able to separate the putrid part, but with the Bunsen burner and using liquids, it's time to put that one away for good.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oldefarte68
()
Date: December 30, 2015 09:40AM
Got my prunes and hosting a New Years party. Hope you all have good cheers!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 30, 2015 11:56AM
The midwives are cleaning up, complaining about something called Moreno.
My rectum pains me greatly, as I feel as if I just gave birth to a rather large kitchen appliance.
It's incredible how big some of these craps are, but I thank the midwives for their patience and breathing exercises.
My rectum pains me greatly, as I feel as if I just gave birth to a rather large kitchen appliance.
It's incredible how big some of these craps are, but I thank the midwives for their patience and breathing exercises.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 30, 2015 06:40PM
It's new years time. I'm sure my ambulance chaser brother Clarence will be in times Square when the turd drops to bring in 2016. If Pakistani goat bangers decide a terrorist attack is called for, Ryan Seacrest and his transvestite lover will be away quicker, since their shit is already packed.
Lots of negros will be out stealing wallets in the crowds, as the police to whom they call overseers, will probably shoot a 16 year old with multiple rounds. These bodies hitting the ground, will have severely compromised bowels. AL Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, with their superior bowels, will get on their high horse with the black Lives matter shit, when we all know 3/5ths.
I miss Dick Clark. He was a fine representative of white Anglo America, and you could trust his bowels from beginning to the end of festivities. Him and Alan Thicke could eat three gouda cheeses, and drop a velvety #4 #2 everytime.
It would be nice to hear what the brothers in bowel are doing for the new years events. Our bowels may betray us, so may there be plenty of Dons Johns, which are often called Mexican space shuttles.
Lots of negros will be out stealing wallets in the crowds, as the police to whom they call overseers, will probably shoot a 16 year old with multiple rounds. These bodies hitting the ground, will have severely compromised bowels. AL Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, with their superior bowels, will get on their high horse with the black Lives matter shit, when we all know 3/5ths.
I miss Dick Clark. He was a fine representative of white Anglo America, and you could trust his bowels from beginning to the end of festivities. Him and Alan Thicke could eat three gouda cheeses, and drop a velvety #4 #2 everytime.
It would be nice to hear what the brothers in bowel are doing for the new years events. Our bowels may betray us, so may there be plenty of Dons Johns, which are often called Mexican space shuttles.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 30, 2015 08:03PM
Happy New Year Brown! I was able to give birth to something about the size of a champagne bottle earlier and that was a good thing.
My life will be hell for the next couple days as weekend guests are arriving at my house now and some more will be here tomorrow. My wife wants this big party for new years but I am not looking forward to it. Even though my bowels are against me I will carry on and make this party happen. Everything will be calm by Sunday.
My life will be hell for the next couple days as weekend guests are arriving at my house now and some more will be here tomorrow. My wife wants this big party for new years but I am not looking forward to it. Even though my bowels are against me I will carry on and make this party happen. Everything will be calm by Sunday.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:41AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Happy New Year Brown! I was able to give birth to
> something about the size of a champagne bottle
> earlier and that was a good thing.
>
> My life will be hell for the next couple days as
> weekend guests are arriving at my house now and
> some more will be here tomorrow. My wife wants
> this big party for new years but I am not looking
> forward to it. Even though my bowels are against
> me I will carry on and make this party happen.
> Everything will be calm by Sunday.
Happy new year dive. Do you still have the portable throne!
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> Happy New Year Brown! I was able to give birth to
> something about the size of a champagne bottle
> earlier and that was a good thing.
>
> My life will be hell for the next couple days as
> weekend guests are arriving at my house now and
> some more will be here tomorrow. My wife wants
> this big party for new years but I am not looking
> forward to it. Even though my bowels are against
> me I will carry on and make this party happen.
> Everything will be calm by Sunday.
Happy new year dive. Do you still have the portable throne!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Rypturd
()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:48AM
eesh, I mean Brown Onion... What are you doing for New Years? Trolling in here?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 31, 2015 02:59AM
Rypturd Wrote:
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> eesh, I mean Brown Onion... What are you doing
> for New Years? Trolling in here?
I am familiar with Eesh yet haven't learn anything about his bowels.
How are yours?
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> eesh, I mean Brown Onion... What are you doing
> for New Years? Trolling in here?
I am familiar with Eesh yet haven't learn anything about his bowels.
How are yours?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:15AM
Happy brown new year to all the wonderful people here. 5am guy is here for you all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 31, 2015 04:32AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Happy brown new year to all the wonderful people
> here. 5am guy is here for you all!
Happy new year to you Mr 5 am. It seems we've both spent the early morning with our bowels planted to groan thrones.
If only we had Bill Cosbys IBS medicines.
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> Happy brown new year to all the wonderful people
> here. 5am guy is here for you all!
Happy new year to you Mr 5 am. It seems we've both spent the early morning with our bowels planted to groan thrones.
If only we had Bill Cosbys IBS medicines.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:25AM
A meatball sub with provolone cheese tasted good. Yet I worry my bowels won't recover from this. The French fries with old bay make it worse.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: December 31, 2015 08:47AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy New Year Brown! I was able to give birth
> to
> > something about the size of a champagne bottle
> > earlier and that was a good thing.
> >
> > My life will be hell for the next couple days
> as
> > weekend guests are arriving at my house now and
> > some more will be here tomorrow. My wife wants
> > this big party for new years but I am not
> looking
> > forward to it. Even though my bowels are
> against
> > me I will carry on and make this party happen.
> > Everything will be calm by Sunday.
>
> Happy new year dive. Do you still have the
> portable throne!
Yes I have my camp toilet in my little barn out back. I have charmin and wet wipes in there along with an extra drive belt for my tractor if I need something to bite down on. I spent the morning making steak, mushroom and cheese omeletts for our overnite guests. I suspect that the four groan thrones in my house will be seeing lots of use this morning. There will be twelve people in the house tonite. My plungers are standing by in case they are needed.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Happy New Year Brown! I was able to give birth
> to
> > something about the size of a champagne bottle
> > earlier and that was a good thing.
> >
> > My life will be hell for the next couple days
> as
> > weekend guests are arriving at my house now and
> > some more will be here tomorrow. My wife wants
> > this big party for new years but I am not
> looking
> > forward to it. Even though my bowels are
> against
> > me I will carry on and make this party happen.
> > Everything will be calm by Sunday.
>
> Happy new year dive. Do you still have the
> portable throne!
Yes I have my camp toilet in my little barn out back. I have charmin and wet wipes in there along with an extra drive belt for my tractor if I need something to bite down on. I spent the morning making steak, mushroom and cheese omeletts for our overnite guests. I suspect that the four groan thrones in my house will be seeing lots of use this morning. There will be twelve people in the house tonite. My plungers are standing by in case they are needed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: December 31, 2015 10:55AM
Got enough mucous to put in molds. Will let everyone know how this process goes because I believe it shall freeze in the right conditions.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: December 31, 2015 12:31PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Got enough mucous to put in molds. Will let
> everyone know how this process goes because I
> believe it shall freeze in the right conditions.
How's Woodburn?
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> Got enough mucous to put in molds. Will let
> everyone know how this process goes because I
> believe it shall freeze in the right conditions.
How's Woodburn?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: December 31, 2015 09:36PM
If they are looking for the ball in NY, I should pop it out soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:35AM
It appears a shitty start to the new year.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
## chowtime!
()
Date: January 01, 2016 08:54AM
My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little of everything at golden coral or any of those greasy Asian buffets and poop it all out with comfort and ease. After reading these posts I feel like the luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you folks so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2016 09:01AM
## chowtime! Wrote:
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> My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little of
> everything at golden coral or any of those greasy
> Asian buffets and poop it all out with comfort and
> ease. After reading these posts I feel like the
> luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you folks
> so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
Another with superior bowels rubbing it right in our faces.
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> My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little of
> everything at golden coral or any of those greasy
> Asian buffets and poop it all out with comfort and
> ease. After reading these posts I feel like the
> luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you folks
> so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
Another with superior bowels rubbing it right in our faces.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
xszw2q
()
Date: January 01, 2016 10:20AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> ## chowtime! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little of
> > everything at golden coral or any of those
> greasy
> > Asian buffets and poop it all out with comfort
> and
> > ease. After reading these posts I feel like the
> > luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you
> folks
> > so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
>
>
> Another with superior bowels rubbing it right in
> our faces.
their bowels wont be perfect for long..
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> ## chowtime! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little of
> > everything at golden coral or any of those
> greasy
> > Asian buffets and poop it all out with comfort
> and
> > ease. After reading these posts I feel like the
> > luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you
> folks
> > so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
>
>
> Another with superior bowels rubbing it right in
> our faces.
their bowels wont be perfect for long..
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2016 12:30PM
xszw2q Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ## chowtime! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little
> of
> > > everything at golden coral or any of those
> > greasy
> > > Asian buffets and poop it all out with
> comfort
> > and
> > > ease. After reading these posts I feel like
> the
> > > luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you
> > folks
> > > so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > Another with superior bowels rubbing it right
> in
> > our faces.
>
> their bowels wont be perfect for long..
Explosions in 3,2, 1
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ## chowtime! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My bowels are fantastic! I can eat a little
> of
> > > everything at golden coral or any of those
> > greasy
> > > Asian buffets and poop it all out with
> comfort
> > and
> > > ease. After reading these posts I feel like
> the
> > > luckiest girl in the world! I feel for you
> > folks
> > > so I baked you a new years cake!!!!!!
> >
> >
> > Another with superior bowels rubbing it right
> in
> > our faces.
>
> their bowels wont be perfect for long..
Explosions in 3,2, 1
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:48PM
Amazing how many Mexican assholes were at the movies today.
They harassed MaTilda and made snide comments about our stench.
So rude as they don't bathe or shower.
They harassed MaTilda and made snide comments about our stench.
So rude as they don't bathe or shower.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 01, 2016 02:58PM
My overnite guests are now all gone. This morning I had to grunt one out in the master bathroom which is normally my wife's personal bathroom. I left the shower running to try and cover up the sounds and smells. When I emerged from the bathroom my wife was sitting upright in bed. She looked at me and said "Jesus! What the hell kind of foul shit just came out of your ass???". I think the steam from the shower actually amplified the odor in some way. Oh well, she agreed to that whole "for better or worse" thing when we got married 24 years ago. Now I get to start cleaning up after this stupid party we had last night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 01, 2016 03:04PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> My overnite guests are now all gone. This morning
> I had to grunt one out in the master bathroom
> which is normally my wife's personal bathroom. I
> left the shower running to try and cover up the
> sounds and smells. When I emerged from the
> bathroom my wife was sitting upright in bed. She
> looked at me and said "Jesus! What the hell kind
> of foul shit just came out of your ass???". I
> think the steam from the shower actually amplified
> the odor in some way. Oh well, she agreed to that
> whole "for better or worse" thing when we got
> married 24 years ago. Now I get to start cleaning
> up after this stupid party we had last night.
Love and marriage with brown added. I'm so sorry your wife experienced the repugnant power of your bowels so closely.
Yet I admire her commitment to you and your bowels. I think a box of chocolates would be a good gift.
-------------------------------------------------------
> My overnite guests are now all gone. This morning
> I had to grunt one out in the master bathroom
> which is normally my wife's personal bathroom. I
> left the shower running to try and cover up the
> sounds and smells. When I emerged from the
> bathroom my wife was sitting upright in bed. She
> looked at me and said "Jesus! What the hell kind
> of foul shit just came out of your ass???". I
> think the steam from the shower actually amplified
> the odor in some way. Oh well, she agreed to that
> whole "for better or worse" thing when we got
> married 24 years ago. Now I get to start cleaning
> up after this stupid party we had last night.
Love and marriage with brown added. I'm so sorry your wife experienced the repugnant power of your bowels so closely.
Yet I admire her commitment to you and your bowels. I think a box of chocolates would be a good gift.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 01, 2016 04:38PM
More mucous is being processed, as the molds worked great. I'm finding success eliminating the odors and contaminants with a Bunsen burner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 02, 2016 07:31AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My overnite guests are now all gone. This
> morning
> > I had to grunt one out in the master bathroom
> > which is normally my wife's personal bathroom.
> I
> > left the shower running to try and cover up the
> > sounds and smells. When I emerged from the
> > bathroom my wife was sitting upright in bed.
> She
> > looked at me and said "Jesus! What the hell
> kind
> > of foul shit just came out of your ass???". I
> > think the steam from the shower actually
> amplified
> > the odor in some way. Oh well, she agreed to
> that
> > whole "for better or worse" thing when we got
> > married 24 years ago. Now I get to start
> cleaning
> > up after this stupid party we had last night.
>
>
> Love and marriage with brown added. I'm so sorry
> your wife experienced the repugnant power of your
> bowels so closely.
>
> Yet I admire her commitment to you and your
> bowels. I think a box of chocolates would be a
> good gift.
You are right Brown. In lieu of chocolates I am serving her breakfast in bed this morning. French toast with crispy bacon and freshly squeezed orange juice. I however will have to settle for oatmeal and orange juice because of my inferior bowels.
How are you and your bowels Brown?
-------------------------------------------------------
> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My overnite guests are now all gone. This
> morning
> > I had to grunt one out in the master bathroom
> > which is normally my wife's personal bathroom.
> I
> > left the shower running to try and cover up the
> > sounds and smells. When I emerged from the
> > bathroom my wife was sitting upright in bed.
> She
> > looked at me and said "Jesus! What the hell
> kind
> > of foul shit just came out of your ass???". I
> > think the steam from the shower actually
> amplified
> > the odor in some way. Oh well, she agreed to
> that
> > whole "for better or worse" thing when we got
> > married 24 years ago. Now I get to start
> cleaning
> > up after this stupid party we had last night.
>
>
> Love and marriage with brown added. I'm so sorry
> your wife experienced the repugnant power of your
> bowels so closely.
>
> Yet I admire her commitment to you and your
> bowels. I think a box of chocolates would be a
> good gift.
You are right Brown. In lieu of chocolates I am serving her breakfast in bed this morning. French toast with crispy bacon and freshly squeezed orange juice. I however will have to settle for oatmeal and orange juice because of my inferior bowels.
How are you and your bowels Brown?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 02, 2016 10:18AM
You are a good man Dive, and have redeemed her marital bliss, despite certain aromas waking her up in a rather unpleasant way.
Right now I'm in a holding pattern. Results are expected to be shitty.
Right now I'm in a holding pattern. Results are expected to be shitty.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 02, 2016 03:01PM
That literally was Nagasaki.
On a plus note less slant eyes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2016 03:02PM by Brown Onion.
On a plus note less slant eyes.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2016 03:02PM by Brown Onion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 02, 2016 04:23PM
Fucking Home Depot. Out of plungers and just like El Salvador. I've got a giant shit stuck in my groan throne.
Where else can bowel trodden get industrial plungers?
Where else can bowel trodden get industrial plungers?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
A Plumber 2
()
Date: January 02, 2016 09:06PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fucking Home Depot. Out of plungers and just like
> El Salvador. I've got a giant shit stuck in my
> groan throne.
>
> Where else can bowel trodden get industrial
> plungers?
Just call me. I will be there for you when need me! Just give me a weeks notice.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fucking Home Depot. Out of plungers and just like
> El Salvador. I've got a giant shit stuck in my
> groan throne.
>
> Where else can bowel trodden get industrial
> plungers?
Just call me. I will be there for you when need me! Just give me a weeks notice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 02, 2016 09:36PM
A Plumber 2 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking Home Depot. Out of plungers and just
> like
> > El Salvador. I've got a giant shit stuck in my
> > groan throne.
> >
> > Where else can bowel trodden get industrial
> > plungers?
>
>
> Just call me. I will be there for you when need
> me! Just give me a weeks notice.
This could be a business opportunity for you. Do you think you could give folks here a bowels buddy discount?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fucking Home Depot. Out of plungers and just
> like
> > El Salvador. I've got a giant shit stuck in my
> > groan throne.
> >
> > Where else can bowel trodden get industrial
> > plungers?
>
>
> Just call me. I will be there for you when need
> me! Just give me a weeks notice.
This could be a business opportunity for you. Do you think you could give folks here a bowels buddy discount?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 03, 2016 07:59AM
I just dropped a Russian thermonuclear
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 03, 2016 08:23AM
Good job Brown. Congrats.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 03, 2016 12:03PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Good job Brown. Congrats.
Yes except the Slavic sweats. Inferior to Anglo Saxon.
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> Good job Brown. Congrats.
Yes except the Slavic sweats. Inferior to Anglo Saxon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:05AM
Hi there brothers! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. I just got done whipping up a batch of keester cakes, I mean I just dropped off a huge load of dingus droppings I mean it was like a big old pan of fanny fudge It was sort of like I had a cookout and giant ass kabobs were served with shitsicles for dessert.
Sorry to be going on like this but it truly was one of the best stool sessions of my life. I just had to tell someone but I work alone at night. Sometimes if I get too lonely I go out to the 7-11 store to see my friend who quit high school in 10th grade, he works the graveyard shift too.
My boss sent me a email asking why I only used 3 of my 20 vacation days last year, he thinks maybe I am starting to lose my mind working alone and in the dark all these years. I love this time of year because I wake up and its dark outside and after work it is still dark outside and I sleep in my dark house all day.
Maybe my boss is right, maybe I am losing it. He wants me to take at least a week off but I really would rather work, not sure what to do.
Sorry to be going on like this but it truly was one of the best stool sessions of my life. I just had to tell someone but I work alone at night. Sometimes if I get too lonely I go out to the 7-11 store to see my friend who quit high school in 10th grade, he works the graveyard shift too.
My boss sent me a email asking why I only used 3 of my 20 vacation days last year, he thinks maybe I am starting to lose my mind working alone and in the dark all these years. I love this time of year because I wake up and its dark outside and after work it is still dark outside and I sleep in my dark house all day.
Maybe my boss is right, maybe I am losing it. He wants me to take at least a week off but I really would rather work, not sure what to do.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
cx4saq
()
Date: January 04, 2016 04:58AM
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Attachments:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 04, 2016 08:26AM
5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi there brothers! 5am guy checking in a little
> early tonight. I just got done whipping up a batch
> of keester cakes, I mean I just dropped off a huge
> load of dingus droppings I mean it was like a big
> old pan of fanny fudge It was sort of like I had a
> cookout and giant ass kabobs were served with
> shitsicles for dessert.
>
> Sorry to be going on like this but it truly was
> one of the best stool sessions of my life. I just
> had to tell someone but I work alone at night.
> Sometimes if I get too lonely I go out to the 7-11
> store to see my friend who quit high school in
> 10th grade, he works the graveyard shift too.
>
> My boss sent me a email asking why I only used 3
> of my 20 vacation days last year, he thinks maybe
> I am starting to lose my mind working alone and in
> the dark all these years. I love this time of year
> because I wake up and its dark outside and after
> work it is still dark outside and I sleep in my
> dark house all day.
>
> Maybe my boss is right, maybe I am losing it. He
> wants me to take at least a week off but I really
> would rather work, not sure what to do.
You aren't losing it brother in bowel. Do what makes you happy, not your boss.
This is between you and your bowels. No one else.
As for the picture above, is that an app on Facebook that is available? Or perhaps a webpage devoted to those who need to vent their refrigerator sized dumps.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi there brothers! 5am guy checking in a little
> early tonight. I just got done whipping up a batch
> of keester cakes, I mean I just dropped off a huge
> load of dingus droppings I mean it was like a big
> old pan of fanny fudge It was sort of like I had a
> cookout and giant ass kabobs were served with
> shitsicles for dessert.
>
> Sorry to be going on like this but it truly was
> one of the best stool sessions of my life. I just
> had to tell someone but I work alone at night.
> Sometimes if I get too lonely I go out to the 7-11
> store to see my friend who quit high school in
> 10th grade, he works the graveyard shift too.
>
> My boss sent me a email asking why I only used 3
> of my 20 vacation days last year, he thinks maybe
> I am starting to lose my mind working alone and in
> the dark all these years. I love this time of year
> because I wake up and its dark outside and after
> work it is still dark outside and I sleep in my
> dark house all day.
>
> Maybe my boss is right, maybe I am losing it. He
> wants me to take at least a week off but I really
> would rather work, not sure what to do.
You aren't losing it brother in bowel. Do what makes you happy, not your boss.
This is between you and your bowels. No one else.
As for the picture above, is that an app on Facebook that is available? Or perhaps a webpage devoted to those who need to vent their refrigerator sized dumps.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 04, 2016 09:45AM
A belated Happy New Year to all! Here's to kinder and gentler bowels in 2016.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 04, 2016 11:03AM
I'm currently working on making mucous sized cough drops.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Olde farte68
()
Date: January 04, 2016 01:28PM
Prunes are on sale at Harris Teeter. Stocking up on them as they are the easy solution for slow moving bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 04, 2016 02:30PM
OF68...do plums work just as well for you? Or is it something about the "shriveledness" of the prune that makes a difference? I love plums, but I'm not too keen on prunes. An apple or peach keeps me regular.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:20PM
Does anyone have extra mucous?
They can be frozen as ice cubes. In sodas I think this has potential.
They can be frozen as ice cubes. In sodas I think this has potential.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black underwear
()
Date: January 04, 2016 03:31PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> Does anyone have extra mucous?
>
> They can be frozen as ice cubes. In sodas I think
> this has potential.
BEH fuck you scat lover!
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> Does anyone have extra mucous?
>
> They can be frozen as ice cubes. In sodas I think
> this has potential.
BEH fuck you scat lover!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 05, 2016 08:22AM
Dealing with leakage today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 05, 2016 11:02AM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does anyone have extra mucous?
>
> They can be frozen as ice cubes. In sodas I think
> this has potential.
Having compromised bowels, my personal mucous output is minimal.
I'm forced to ingest castor oil, boy is that a gagger.
But I must use that putrid substance to have any chance at all to pass one of my behemoth bi-weekly bowel bricks.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does anyone have extra mucous?
>
> They can be frozen as ice cubes. In sodas I think
> this has potential.
Having compromised bowels, my personal mucous output is minimal.
I'm forced to ingest castor oil, boy is that a gagger.
But I must use that putrid substance to have any chance at all to pass one of my behemoth bi-weekly bowel bricks.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 05, 2016 04:26PM
The good news is I've isolated the fecal matter and mucous.
If you'd like to try the mucous dissolving pieces let me know, as I'm interested if they'd assist digestion.
If you'd like to try the mucous dissolving pieces let me know, as I'm interested if they'd assist digestion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 05, 2016 04:40PM
Midwives deserve a raise. Anyone got a Purple Heart for my bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 05, 2016 04:57PM
Sending #4#2 karma your way, BO. You have my sympathy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Doc is a bottom
()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:34AM
Hey, faggot. Sounds like your boyfriend has been unleashing literally buttloads of splooge in your ass. Semen is not flammable, even when mixed with the residual turdlets in your rectum.
Tell your boyfriend to cum in your mouth instead of your ass, and you will cease to leave frothy snail trails of spunk in your shorts.
Tell your boyfriend to cum in your mouth instead of your ass, and you will cease to leave frothy snail trails of spunk in your shorts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
rxzaqwe
()
Date: January 06, 2016 07:52AM
i wonder how all our bowels will fare during martial law and the ones that are deemed a threat locked in fema camps. will people with bad bowels be the first to be exterminated ?
points to ponder
points to ponder
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ax3zW
()
Date: January 06, 2016 07:58AM
i heard that obama uses his hand after a bowel movement and not toilet paper like all muslims
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: January 06, 2016 08:34AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Midwives deserve a raise. Anyone got a Purple
> Heart for my bowels?
No, buy you have a bronze star for stupid posts.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Midwives deserve a raise. Anyone got a Purple
> Heart for my bowels?
No, buy you have a bronze star for stupid posts.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 06, 2016 09:50AM
Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Midwives deserve a raise. Anyone got a Purple
> > Heart for my bowels?
>
>
> No, buy you have a bronze star for stupid posts.
How are your bowels? As a Mike O Meara fan my guess is at your age bracket you are among us, Betrayed by your bowels.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Midwives deserve a raise. Anyone got a Purple
> > Heart for my bowels?
>
>
> No, buy you have a bronze star for stupid posts.
How are your bowels? As a Mike O Meara fan my guess is at your age bracket you are among us, Betrayed by your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:12AM
Unfortunately my Bunsen burners don't work, but the good news is more are being shipped.
A lot of hours studying and manipulating the mucous is difficult on equipment. Yet I am certain my research will continue to show success. Science is often where the origin is, and the same could be said for colon mucous.
A lot of hours studying and manipulating the mucous is difficult on equipment. Yet I am certain my research will continue to show success. Science is often where the origin is, and the same could be said for colon mucous.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr D loves the Cock
()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:35AM
Colon mucous? WTF Doc? I've heard of ass shellac but colon mucous? I'm thinking that mucous went up pipe, not down pipe.
Your hours of studying & manipulating is exactly how you broke your equipment in the first place. Didn't your mom ever tell you, that if you touched it too much, you'd break it?
Your hours of studying & manipulating is exactly how you broke your equipment in the first place. Didn't your mom ever tell you, that if you touched it too much, you'd break it?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: January 06, 2016 10:47AM
Dr D loves the Cock Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Colon mucous? WTF Doc? I've heard of ass shellac
> but colon mucous? I'm thinking that mucous went
> up pipe, not down pipe.
>
> Your hours of studying & manipulating is exactly
> how you broke your equipment in the first place.
> Didn't your mom ever tell you, that if you touched
> it too much, you'd break it?
User name Dr D loves obscenities,
This is obviously a mentally ill individual, just like the rest of these people on these write ups and stupid blatherings.
He's certainly no medical professional nor educated, but coarse language is not the proper way to deal with ready for Woodburn types.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Colon mucous? WTF Doc? I've heard of ass shellac
> but colon mucous? I'm thinking that mucous went
> up pipe, not down pipe.
>
> Your hours of studying & manipulating is exactly
> how you broke your equipment in the first place.
> Didn't your mom ever tell you, that if you touched
> it too much, you'd break it?
User name Dr D loves obscenities,
This is obviously a mentally ill individual, just like the rest of these people on these write ups and stupid blatherings.
He's certainly no medical professional nor educated, but coarse language is not the proper way to deal with ready for Woodburn types.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 06, 2016 11:21AM
Lots of anger and hatred in the bowel board section. Tis a shame, as even despite my rectal pain, I don't take out my fury on the illegal El Salvadoran sweeping the mop sneering at me, or the Somalian terrorist who drove my sister to the hospital in record time when her bowels exploded.
Seriously live and let live. And be brothers in bowel and bowel buddies.
Seriously live and let live. And be brothers in bowel and bowel buddies.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:00PM
More lekage today. I have rounded up all my nearly worn out fruit of the looms. Two pair are now in the 3rd floor mens room trash can. The building janitorial staff will not be happy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Doc Doc goosed
()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:31PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dr D loves the Cock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Colon mucous? WTF Doc? I've heard of ass
> shellac
> > but colon mucous? I'm thinking that mucous
> went
> > up pipe, not down pipe.
> >
> > Your hours of studying & manipulating is
> exactly
> > how you broke your equipment in the first place.
>
> > Didn't your mom ever tell you, that if you
> touched
> > it too much, you'd break it?
>
>
> User name Dr D loves obscenities,
>
> This is obviously a mentally ill individual, just
> like the rest of these people on these write ups
> and stupid blatherings.
>
> He's certainly no medical professional nor
> educated, but coarse language is not the proper
> way to deal with ready for Woodburn types.
Who do think you're kidding? You're the same person.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dr D loves the Cock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Colon mucous? WTF Doc? I've heard of ass
> shellac
> > but colon mucous? I'm thinking that mucous
> went
> > up pipe, not down pipe.
> >
> > Your hours of studying & manipulating is
> exactly
> > how you broke your equipment in the first place.
>
> > Didn't your mom ever tell you, that if you
> touched
> > it too much, you'd break it?
>
>
> User name Dr D loves obscenities,
>
> This is obviously a mentally ill individual, just
> like the rest of these people on these write ups
> and stupid blatherings.
>
> He's certainly no medical professional nor
> educated, but coarse language is not the proper
> way to deal with ready for Woodburn types.
Who do think you're kidding? You're the same person.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr D loves the Cock
()
Date: January 06, 2016 01:43PM
Who doesn't love obscenities?
Colon mucous is quite obscene in my opinion.
Mentally ill, probably. Rectally injured, not at all. I'm not the least bit butthurt.
Anon Doc is certainly no medical professional either. Anon Cock Smoker, I'm pretty sure of & not the kind that grills a lot of chickens.
Colon mucous is quite obscene in my opinion.
Mentally ill, probably. Rectally injured, not at all. I'm not the least bit butthurt.
Anon Doc is certainly no medical professional either. Anon Cock Smoker, I'm pretty sure of & not the kind that grills a lot of chickens.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 06, 2016 02:19PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> More lekage today. I have rounded up all my nearly
> worn out fruit of the looms. Two pair are now in
> the 3rd floor mens room trash can. The building
> janitorial staff will not be happy.
So sorry dive. About you your bowels and Pedro having to work harder for his $7.25 an hour job. Bowels betray all of us.
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> More lekage today. I have rounded up all my nearly
> worn out fruit of the looms. Two pair are now in
> the 3rd floor mens room trash can. The building
> janitorial staff will not be happy.
So sorry dive. About you your bowels and Pedro having to work harder for his $7.25 an hour job. Bowels betray all of us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 06, 2016 03:07PM
The Bunsen burners aren't here yet, but I have new mucous to work with. With the expedited shipping research can begin in no time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fed Ex delivery man
()
Date: January 06, 2016 06:06PM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> The Bunsen burners aren't here yet, but I have new
> mucous to work with. With the expedited shipping
> research can begin in no time.
I've got a big package for you. I'm delivering it to your backdoor.
Open wide and I'll slip it in.
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> The Bunsen burners aren't here yet, but I have new
> mucous to work with. With the expedited shipping
> research can begin in no time.
I've got a big package for you. I'm delivering it to your backdoor.
Open wide and I'll slip it in.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 06, 2016 06:35PM
Fed Ex delivery man Wrote:
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Bunsen burners aren't here yet, but I have
> new
> > mucous to work with. With the expedited
> shipping
> > research can begin in no time.
>
>
> I've got a big package for you. I'm delivering it
> to your backdoor.
> Open wide and I'll slip it in.
I know Dr D might seem strange, but the bowel trodden don't judge nor have many options.
You can continue to be harsh to this person, but from the bottom of my bowels to yours, could you be just think of a random act of brownness?
Speaking of which how are your bowels?
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Bunsen burners aren't here yet, but I have
> new
> > mucous to work with. With the expedited
> shipping
> > research can begin in no time.
>
>
> I've got a big package for you. I'm delivering it
> to your backdoor.
> Open wide and I'll slip it in.
I know Dr D might seem strange, but the bowel trodden don't judge nor have many options.
You can continue to be harsh to this person, but from the bottom of my bowels to yours, could you be just think of a random act of brownness?
Speaking of which how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Free Bird
()
Date: January 06, 2016 09:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> Speaking of which how are your bowels?
I've been drinking chia fresca, which is basically chia seeds soaked in juice, in this case, diluted cranberry juice. I'm shitting like a bird in June... You know, the time of year when they gorge themselves on mulberries or other seasonal berries. They leave the remnants of seeds with a bit of pinkish poo on your windshield. That describes my recent bowl movements. Smooth and free as a bird.
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>
> Speaking of which how are your bowels?
I've been drinking chia fresca, which is basically chia seeds soaked in juice, in this case, diluted cranberry juice. I'm shitting like a bird in June... You know, the time of year when they gorge themselves on mulberries or other seasonal berries. They leave the remnants of seeds with a bit of pinkish poo on your windshield. That describes my recent bowl movements. Smooth and free as a bird.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 07, 2016 09:02AM
Yes Mr Bird with aim too.
It stinks when our bowels betray us, but the groan throne is a proper landing spot. Even if your crap looks like Stonehenge
It stinks when our bowels betray us, but the groan throne is a proper landing spot. Even if your crap looks like Stonehenge
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 07, 2016 09:45AM
I had pizza and wings. It should never have happened. Just should not have done this as my butt is like a volcano with explosive squirts. I wish I could stop eating foods like this.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 07, 2016 10:43AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I had pizza and wings. It should never have
> happened. Just should not have done this as my
> butt is like a volcano with explosive squirts. I
> wish I could stop eating foods like this.
Life is too short not to eat pizza and wings with ice cold beer once in awhile. I try not to eat like that unless I have the next day off to recover.
My leakage finally cleared up last night. I was considering using panty liners to soak up the leakage a couple days ago. I know that sounds gay but I was getting desperate.
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> I had pizza and wings. It should never have
> happened. Just should not have done this as my
> butt is like a volcano with explosive squirts. I
> wish I could stop eating foods like this.
Life is too short not to eat pizza and wings with ice cold beer once in awhile. I try not to eat like that unless I have the next day off to recover.
My leakage finally cleared up last night. I was considering using panty liners to soak up the leakage a couple days ago. I know that sounds gay but I was getting desperate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
()
Date: January 07, 2016 11:45AM
I hope the Bunsen burners arrive tomorrow. The Fed Ex employees have been helpful, but I need this equipment for experiments and research with the mucous.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fed Ex delivery man
()
Date: January 07, 2016 12:05PM
Dr.Diarrhea Wrote:
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> I hope the Bunsen burners arrive tomorrow. The
> Fed Ex employees have been helpful, but I need
> this equipment for experiments and research with
> the mucous.
I have another backdoor delivery for you scheduled for tonight. I've eaten many spicy chilis, my cum will definitely burn your buns, son.
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> I hope the Bunsen burners arrive tomorrow. The
> Fed Ex employees have been helpful, but I need
> this equipment for experiments and research with
> the mucous.
I have another backdoor delivery for you scheduled for tonight. I've eaten many spicy chilis, my cum will definitely burn your buns, son.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Create a Logjam
()
Date: January 07, 2016 12:14PM
If you folks are worried about loose action, you need to create a logjam until you have crappage control. You know what does that? Meals Ready to Eat (MREs). In Korea we'd deploy, eat MREs for the week, & need to the jaws of life to unplug us. So MREs before wings, control things. Wings before MREs, drippy butt disease.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 07, 2016 12:43PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had pizza and wings. It should never have
> > happened. Just should not have done this as my
> > butt is like a volcano with explosive squirts.
> I
> > wish I could stop eating foods like this.
>
>
> Life is too short not to eat pizza and wings with
> ice cold beer once in awhile. I try not to eat
> like that unless I have the next day off to
> recover.
>
> My leakage finally cleared up last night. I was
> considering using panty liners to soak up the
> leakage a couple days ago. I know that sounds gay
> but I was getting desperate.
True we must occasionally eat non bowel friendly foods. Although we try not to, this is like asking a panda bear to not eat bamboo.
Desperate measures call for desperate actions.You did the right thing for you and your bowels.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had pizza and wings. It should never have
> > happened. Just should not have done this as my
> > butt is like a volcano with explosive squirts.
> I
> > wish I could stop eating foods like this.
>
>
> Life is too short not to eat pizza and wings with
> ice cold beer once in awhile. I try not to eat
> like that unless I have the next day off to
> recover.
>
> My leakage finally cleared up last night. I was
> considering using panty liners to soak up the
> leakage a couple days ago. I know that sounds gay
> but I was getting desperate.
True we must occasionally eat non bowel friendly foods. Although we try not to, this is like asking a panda bear to not eat bamboo.
Desperate measures call for desperate actions.You did the right thing for you and your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 07, 2016 12:44PM
Create a Logjam Wrote:
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> If you folks are worried about loose action, you
> need to create a logjam until you have crappage
> control. You know what does that? Meals Ready to
> Eat (MREs). In Korea we'd deploy, eat MREs for the
> week, & need to the jaws of life to unplug us. So
> MREs before wings, control things. Wings before
> MREs, drippy butt disease.
Are those available at surplus stores? You've piqued my interest because at this point anything bowel friendly would help. Although do they help with large sized craps as well?
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> If you folks are worried about loose action, you
> need to create a logjam until you have crappage
> control. You know what does that? Meals Ready to
> Eat (MREs). In Korea we'd deploy, eat MREs for the
> week, & need to the jaws of life to unplug us. So
> MREs before wings, control things. Wings before
> MREs, drippy butt disease.
Are those available at surplus stores? You've piqued my interest because at this point anything bowel friendly would help. Although do they help with large sized craps as well?