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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Yuck
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Date: January 15, 2016 10:15AM
Megan Toohey has a purple asshole.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
slim snakey
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Date: January 15, 2016 11:07AM
YO! Yall evva hear of rapper Cam ron?
Cam ron be rappin bout what bring him down, allbout the IBS.
"I couldn't get cake, a rock in a hard place
For me, that's a odd place, I'm only here by God's grace
Like a lab rat, them tests dishonor Cam
Ultrasound, MIR, CAT scan, sonogram
Laparoscopy, inoscopy, I be stressed (I be stressed)
The prognosis, diagnosed, IBS
And that's irritable bowel child, I hadda spit it y'all
Kick to y'all, so it ain't my fault if I shit on y'all
Get it, get it, get it, get it?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2vviUncJt4
Cam ron be rappin bout what bring him down, allbout the IBS.
"I couldn't get cake, a rock in a hard place
For me, that's a odd place, I'm only here by God's grace
Like a lab rat, them tests dishonor Cam
Ultrasound, MIR, CAT scan, sonogram
Laparoscopy, inoscopy, I be stressed (I be stressed)
The prognosis, diagnosed, IBS
And that's irritable bowel child, I hadda spit it y'all
Kick to y'all, so it ain't my fault if I shit on y'all
Get it, get it, get it, get it?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2vviUncJt4
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2016 12:12PM
Yuck Wrote:
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> Megan Toohey has a purple asshole.
After visiting the doctor I also have one.
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> Megan Toohey has a purple asshole.
After visiting the doctor I also have one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 15, 2016 12:47PM
The mucous has been troublesome, not a firm substance to deal with. Encouraged by the separation of fecal matter and other potentially harmful substances, as if projects advance it must be done with safety in mind. The mucous whether in its original jelly like form or melted/frozen shows a number of possibilities.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 15, 2016 04:00PM
Today the foul turd, dry and large, pummeled my peritoneum, wrecked my rectum, and annihilated my anus.
Would any one happen to be able to spare a cocaine suppository?
Would any one happen to be able to spare a cocaine suppository?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2016 06:15PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Today the foul turd, dry and large, pummeled my
> peritoneum, wrecked my rectum, and annihilated my
> anus.
>
> Would any one happen to be able to spare a cocaine
> suppository?
Some wetback mule might be helpful with the coke BEH.
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> Today the foul turd, dry and large, pummeled my
> peritoneum, wrecked my rectum, and annihilated my
> anus.
>
> Would any one happen to be able to spare a cocaine
> suppository?
Some wetback mule might be helpful with the coke BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 15, 2016 08:39PM
Those who don't have bowel problems, feel bkessed.
My rear end feels like it's been driven through with an eighteen wheeler, by some slant eyed asshole with aggression isssues.
Anal docs are truly cruel. Just leave you in pain and with less money.
My rear end feels like it's been driven through with an eighteen wheeler, by some slant eyed asshole with aggression isssues.
Anal docs are truly cruel. Just leave you in pain and with less money.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2016 06:25AM
Well appears I still drop large ones.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
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Date: January 16, 2016 10:31AM
I believe thawed mucous could be a perfect medium. It seems to show promise, because just like blood transfusions save lives, more mucous should ideally stimulate the digestive system. Got some new PH measurement strips, will compare the mucous before and after the separation of the putrid materials.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2016 01:54PM
I wish the bowel trodden could have a television show, or at the very least a prolific character.
Remember how each tv show of the of the 90s had a gay chatacter? It's time for one with IBS, that can humanize what it's like to have a sore rectum without being plowed like one of those limp wrists.
Remember how each tv show of the of the 90s had a gay chatacter? It's time for one with IBS, that can humanize what it's like to have a sore rectum without being plowed like one of those limp wrists.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: January 16, 2016 04:12PM
I am thankful for the bathroom tv having cable installation.
It would be a shame to drop a football, albeit a smelly one, but to miss a play during these playoffs would be unfortunate.
The odds of Andy Reid having IBS are quite high.
It would be a shame to drop a football, albeit a smelly one, but to miss a play during these playoffs would be unfortunate.
The odds of Andy Reid having IBS are quite high.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
jhonny bravo
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Date: January 16, 2016 04:36PM
"Upside Brown"
I said upside brown
My bowels are churnin me
upside brown
and round and round
You're giving pain instinctively
Around and round you're churnin me
Upside brown
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside brown
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Occasionally you give to me
The relief that I've needed
I cherish those moments with you
Respectfully i say to thee
I'm aware that you're churnin
When nothing makes me feel like you do
Upside brown
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
I said upside brown
My bowels are churnin me
upside brown
and round and round
You're giving pain instinctively
Around and round you're churnin me
Upside brown
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside brown
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Occasionally you give to me
The relief that I've needed
I cherish those moments with you
Respectfully i say to thee
I'm aware that you're churnin
When nothing makes me feel like you do
Upside brown
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Bowels, you churn me
Inside out
And round and round
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Beatles
()
Date: January 16, 2016 04:52PM
We all live in Brown Onion's smelly ass
Brown Onion's smelly ass
Brown Onion's smelly ass
Brown Onion's smelly ass
Brown Onion's smelly ass
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 16, 2016 07:41PM
#1 is better than #2.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ibs 4 me 2
()
Date: January 17, 2016 07:48AM
Hello fellow sufferers. I found this very strange forum on a DuckDuckGo search. I am older and retired and have a decent pension plus quite a bit of savings. I have friends who invite me on trips to places like Europe or Alaska or other cool places. I could easily afford it but I never go. I only leave the house a few times a week. This all because of ibs.
I wasted much time and money on useless doctors, drugs and lifestyle-diet changes. Nothing helped and quite frankly made things worse. My kids come by and see me a few times a year and I live for that but not much else. Ibs is a strange disease.
I wasted much time and money on useless doctors, drugs and lifestyle-diet changes. Nothing helped and quite frankly made things worse. My kids come by and see me a few times a year and I live for that but not much else. Ibs is a strange disease.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2016 11:20AM
ibs 4 me 2 Wrote:
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> Hello fellow sufferers. I found this very strange
> forum on a DuckDuckGo search. I am older and
> retired and have a decent pension plus quite a bit
> of savings. I have friends who invite me on trips
> to places like Europe or Alaska or other cool
> places. I could easily afford it but I never go. I
> only leave the house a few times a week. This all
> because of ibs.
> I wasted much time and money on useless doctors,
> drugs and lifestyle-diet changes. Nothing helped
> and quite frankly made things worse. My kids come
> by and see me a few times a year and I live for
> that but not much else. Ibs is a strange disease.
What you have written here is poignant and painful. My heart and bowels are with you, and I hope your fellow brothers in bowel here can spark some encouragement.
Tis a shame our minds are sharp, but our bowels truly betray us.
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> Hello fellow sufferers. I found this very strange
> forum on a DuckDuckGo search. I am older and
> retired and have a decent pension plus quite a bit
> of savings. I have friends who invite me on trips
> to places like Europe or Alaska or other cool
> places. I could easily afford it but I never go. I
> only leave the house a few times a week. This all
> because of ibs.
> I wasted much time and money on useless doctors,
> drugs and lifestyle-diet changes. Nothing helped
> and quite frankly made things worse. My kids come
> by and see me a few times a year and I live for
> that but not much else. Ibs is a strange disease.
What you have written here is poignant and painful. My heart and bowels are with you, and I hope your fellow brothers in bowel here can spark some encouragement.
Tis a shame our minds are sharp, but our bowels truly betray us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 17, 2016 11:46AM
Mr. ibs 4 me 2, welcome to our forum. This is the best place of the web for sufferers of IBS, and various other digestive system disorders.
Until a cure is finally discovered, we are bound to show sympathy for one another, to enjoy some Schphinktorial satire, and just to unload emotions.
As you probably know, neither assistance or compassion is available from medical practitioners. You'll read all the horror stories. The arrogant insensitive Doctors with all their intrusive devices, huge thumbs and class rings. The nurses and office staff, who wear rubber gloves to hand you an insurance form, the secretaries with surgical masks and clothespins on their nose, its painful and humiliating.
And we endure all this for what? A cure? Relief? I don't know about you Mr. IBS, but for all the prodding, object insertion and embarrassment, I still have not had a decent bowel movement in over 30 years.
Again, welcome and good bowels to you.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/17/2016 11:47AM by BEH.
Until a cure is finally discovered, we are bound to show sympathy for one another, to enjoy some Schphinktorial satire, and just to unload emotions.
As you probably know, neither assistance or compassion is available from medical practitioners. You'll read all the horror stories. The arrogant insensitive Doctors with all their intrusive devices, huge thumbs and class rings. The nurses and office staff, who wear rubber gloves to hand you an insurance form, the secretaries with surgical masks and clothespins on their nose, its painful and humiliating.
And we endure all this for what? A cure? Relief? I don't know about you Mr. IBS, but for all the prodding, object insertion and embarrassment, I still have not had a decent bowel movement in over 30 years.
Again, welcome and good bowels to you.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/17/2016 11:47AM by BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 17, 2016 04:58PM
Wow BEH you are so passionate, there are no words but thank you, as they are totally meant from my heart and bowels. If I could make my "doctor " use his thick fingers to write thank you on the walls once they've protruded my ass I would.
We have accomplished a lot here, the brothers in bowel and our bowel buddies.
Our shared rectal woes and humiliations are shared as a group rather than individually. This dampens the pain slightly, although society views us as lepers with odors to be avoided.
Everyone shits and yet bowel issues are taboo at the dining room table or PTA meetings. Yet here in this respectable forum we can hold our heads high despite our sore rectums.
We have accomplished a lot here, the brothers in bowel and our bowel buddies.
Our shared rectal woes and humiliations are shared as a group rather than individually. This dampens the pain slightly, although society views us as lepers with odors to be avoided.
Everyone shits and yet bowel issues are taboo at the dining room table or PTA meetings. Yet here in this respectable forum we can hold our heads high despite our sore rectums.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 17, 2016 06:44PM
Welcome to the thread, 4 Me 2! Although not a sufferer, I do sympathize with my brothers in bowel (BiBs) here.
I did throw caution to the wind Friday night, and ate 4 or 5 pepperoncinis (3 or 4 more than I usually allow these days). I dreaded my morning constitutional on Saturday, yet I dodged a colonic bullet as the only discomfort I felt was the fire that was lit on my devil's onion ring. Usually I can feel a plug of molten lava as it runs it's course through my bowels.
I did throw caution to the wind Friday night, and ate 4 or 5 pepperoncinis (3 or 4 more than I usually allow these days). I dreaded my morning constitutional on Saturday, yet I dodged a colonic bullet as the only discomfort I felt was the fire that was lit on my devil's onion ring. Usually I can feel a plug of molten lava as it runs it's course through my bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ibs 4 me 2
()
Date: January 17, 2016 09:52PM
My doctor told me that people with ibs are more likely to get cancer. Does anyone here know if that is true? I have been worried about that. Thank you all.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 08:17AM
ibs 4 me 2 Wrote:
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> My doctor told me that people with ibs are more
> likely to get cancer. Does anyone here know if
> that is true? I have been worried about that.
> Thank you all.
Sitting in sadness as Sliced Onion had this I believe. He's very much missed, and I do think those of us with bowel problems are predisposed.
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> My doctor told me that people with ibs are more
> likely to get cancer. Does anyone here know if
> that is true? I have been worried about that.
> Thank you all.
Sitting in sadness as Sliced Onion had this I believe. He's very much missed, and I do think those of us with bowel problems are predisposed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 18, 2016 09:44AM
4 me 2, have you had colonoscopies on a regular basis? I would think they would catch it early if it's in your large intestine. Don't know if IBS predisposes you to cancer further up (small intestine, stomach, etc.).
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 18, 2016 10:43AM
More mucous is in test tubes. Once the elements are separated it's inert.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 11:37AM
I have a dream. Oh how I wish my bowels would cooperate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 18, 2016 11:40AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I have a dream. Oh how I wish my bowels would
> cooperate.
Goulash in the forecast for today?
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> I have a dream. Oh how I wish my bowels would
> cooperate.
Goulash in the forecast for today?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 12:06PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a dream. Oh how I wish my bowels would
> > cooperate.
>
> Goulash in the forecast for today?
That or a can of dog food thrown all over the floor.
How are your bowels deadly?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a dream. Oh how I wish my bowels would
> > cooperate.
>
> Goulash in the forecast for today?
That or a can of dog food thrown all over the floor.
How are your bowels deadly?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 18, 2016 12:23PM
Bowels are fine, BO, thanks for asking. With the potential for some significant snow later this week, do the midwives have 4-wheel drive?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 12:42PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Bowels are fine, BO, thanks for asking. With the
> potential for some significant snow later this
> week, do the midwives have 4-wheel drive?
Glad to hear Deadly. Here's to your bowels being at their best.
The same system that helps nurses and doctors get to hospitals, the volunteers with 4x4 vehicles, works the same for midwives. I am grateful for these volunteers, who help patients in surgery, having a baby, or in my case dropping off bank vault sized shits.
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> Bowels are fine, BO, thanks for asking. With the
> potential for some significant snow later this
> week, do the midwives have 4-wheel drive?
Glad to hear Deadly. Here's to your bowels being at their best.
The same system that helps nurses and doctors get to hospitals, the volunteers with 4x4 vehicles, works the same for midwives. I am grateful for these volunteers, who help patients in surgery, having a baby, or in my case dropping off bank vault sized shits.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 18, 2016 12:52PM
Hello all. Just got back from our RV trip and we had a good time watching the playoff games on the 9 inch screen in my travel trailer lol!
The water system in my trailer was not in use as it can not be used in freezing weather. This left us with the public restrooms and showers at the campground which were about 150 yards from our campsite. Saturday night at about 3am I felt the tremors from down below and I had to grab a flashlight and make that hike in the dark in the freezing cold. When I finally got to a groan throne I could not go so I sat there for awhile. The lights in the bath house were motion activated so they shut off on me while sitting in a stall, at least I had my flashlight though.
After about an hour the wife came to look for me thinking something bad may have happened to me. I had just dropped my load when she came in the mens room and she could tell by the smell that I was still alive. She screamed "Jesus!" when the scent hit her nostrils. She went to take a leak in the Ladies room and then said she was glad that I didn't have use of the toilet in the camper as I would have stunk the whole camper up.
I hope everyone here is doing well and I wish everyone a #4 #2.
The water system in my trailer was not in use as it can not be used in freezing weather. This left us with the public restrooms and showers at the campground which were about 150 yards from our campsite. Saturday night at about 3am I felt the tremors from down below and I had to grab a flashlight and make that hike in the dark in the freezing cold. When I finally got to a groan throne I could not go so I sat there for awhile. The lights in the bath house were motion activated so they shut off on me while sitting in a stall, at least I had my flashlight though.
After about an hour the wife came to look for me thinking something bad may have happened to me. I had just dropped my load when she came in the mens room and she could tell by the smell that I was still alive. She screamed "Jesus!" when the scent hit her nostrils. She went to take a leak in the Ladies room and then said she was glad that I didn't have use of the toilet in the camper as I would have stunk the whole camper up.
I hope everyone here is doing well and I wish everyone a #4 #2.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 18, 2016 01:37PM
The cold weather might be used as one of the mucous control groups environmental aspects. I do hope to discover the perfect medium, and I will update once more work with Bunsen burners and hydrocarbon changes to see if more manipulation is possible.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: January 18, 2016 02:42PM
ibs 4 me 2 Wrote:
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> My doctor told me that people with ibs are more
> likely to get cancer. Does anyone here know if
> that is true? I have been worried about that.
> Thank you all.
User name 4 me 2,
Thank you for not only providing a mature write up, but also extolling the values of regular cancer screenings.
There have been studies that indicate, a higher chance for colon rectal cancers for those with IBS. Last year there was a well researched article in the NEMJ.
New studies are being conducted, but I cannot recommend visiting a board certified GI at least once a year checkup.
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> My doctor told me that people with ibs are more
> likely to get cancer. Does anyone here know if
> that is true? I have been worried about that.
> Thank you all.
User name 4 me 2,
Thank you for not only providing a mature write up, but also extolling the values of regular cancer screenings.
There have been studies that indicate, a higher chance for colon rectal cancers for those with IBS. Last year there was a well researched article in the NEMJ.
New studies are being conducted, but I cannot recommend visiting a board certified GI at least once a year checkup.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Juranal Park
()
Date: January 18, 2016 03:21PM
If these guys had a party this is what I imagine it looking like.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 04:11PM
Sad but true that picture is about the size of my last elimination.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 04:13PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hello all. Just got back from our RV trip and we
> had a good time watching the playoff games on the
> 9 inch screen in my travel trailer lol!
>
> The water system in my trailer was not in use as
> it can not be used in freezing weather. This left
> us with the public restrooms and showers at the
> campground which were about 150 yards from our
> campsite. Saturday night at about 3am I felt the
> tremors from down below and I had to grab a
> flashlight and make that hike in the dark in the
> freezing cold. When I finally got to a groan
> throne I could not go so I sat there for awhile.
> The lights in the bath house were motion activated
> so they shut off on me while sitting in a stall,
> at least I had my flashlight though.
> After about an hour the wife came to look for me
> thinking something bad may have happened to me. I
> had just dropped my load when she came in the mens
> room and she could tell by the smell that I was
> still alive. She screamed "Jesus!" when the scent
> hit her nostrils. She went to take a leak in the
> Ladies room and then said she was glad that I
> didn't have use of the toilet in the camper as I
> would have stunk the whole camper up.
> I hope everyone here is doing well and I wish
> everyone a #4 #2.
So sorry dive. She is definitely a keeper.
Also I wonder do women have better sense of smell than us men?
For instance I've never slept with a woman who farts while sleeping, or ran out of the bathroom looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
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> Hello all. Just got back from our RV trip and we
> had a good time watching the playoff games on the
> 9 inch screen in my travel trailer lol!
>
> The water system in my trailer was not in use as
> it can not be used in freezing weather. This left
> us with the public restrooms and showers at the
> campground which were about 150 yards from our
> campsite. Saturday night at about 3am I felt the
> tremors from down below and I had to grab a
> flashlight and make that hike in the dark in the
> freezing cold. When I finally got to a groan
> throne I could not go so I sat there for awhile.
> The lights in the bath house were motion activated
> so they shut off on me while sitting in a stall,
> at least I had my flashlight though.
> After about an hour the wife came to look for me
> thinking something bad may have happened to me. I
> had just dropped my load when she came in the mens
> room and she could tell by the smell that I was
> still alive. She screamed "Jesus!" when the scent
> hit her nostrils. She went to take a leak in the
> Ladies room and then said she was glad that I
> didn't have use of the toilet in the camper as I
> would have stunk the whole camper up.
> I hope everyone here is doing well and I wish
> everyone a #4 #2.
So sorry dive. She is definitely a keeper.
Also I wonder do women have better sense of smell than us men?
For instance I've never slept with a woman who farts while sleeping, or ran out of the bathroom looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 18, 2016 04:39PM
In my opinion, not necessarily a better sense of smell; they just don't appreciate the stench as much as us males.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 18, 2016 05:47PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> In my opinion, not necessarily a better sense of
> smell; they just don't appreciate the stench as
> much as us males.
That could be accurate deadly.
Wondering if it's part of our DNA/evolution. If only Charles Darwin was alive.
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> In my opinion, not necessarily a better sense of
> smell; they just don't appreciate the stench as
> much as us males.
That could be accurate deadly.
Wondering if it's part of our DNA/evolution. If only Charles Darwin was alive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Glenn Frey
()
Date: January 18, 2016 10:52PM
Somebody's gonna shit themselves
before the night is through
Somebody's gonna clog their bowels.
There's nothin' we can do.
Everybody wants to take a dump
if it takes all night.
Everybody wants to take a little fiber,
Make it come out right.
There's gonna be a shitstain tonight,
a shitstain tonight, I know.
There's gonna be a shitstain tonight, I know.
Lord, I know.
before the night is through
Somebody's gonna clog their bowels.
There's nothin' we can do.
Everybody wants to take a dump
if it takes all night.
Everybody wants to take a little fiber,
Make it come out right.
There's gonna be a shitstain tonight,
a shitstain tonight, I know.
There's gonna be a shitstain tonight, I know.
Lord, I know.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Inconvenient poo
()
Date: January 19, 2016 02:42AM
>
> Also I wonder do women have better sense of smell
> than us men?
>
> For instance I've never slept with a woman who
> farts while sleeping, or ran out of the bathroom
> looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
Clearly, you haven't slept with the right women. They're out there.
> Also I wonder do women have better sense of smell
> than us men?
>
> For instance I've never slept with a woman who
> farts while sleeping, or ran out of the bathroom
> looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
Clearly, you haven't slept with the right women. They're out there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: January 19, 2016 05:02AM
Glenn Frey Wrote:
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> Somebody's gonna shit themselves
> before the night is through
> Somebody's gonna clog their bowels.
> There's nothin' we can do.
> Everybody wants to take a dump
> if it takes all night.
> Everybody wants to take a little fiber,
> Make it come out right.
>
> There's gonna be a shitstain tonight,
> a shitstain tonight, I know.
> There's gonna be a shitstain tonight, I know.
> Lord, I know.
Love it! That stuff cracks me up.
Happy Tuesday everyone from 5am guy!
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> Somebody's gonna shit themselves
> before the night is through
> Somebody's gonna clog their bowels.
> There's nothin' we can do.
> Everybody wants to take a dump
> if it takes all night.
> Everybody wants to take a little fiber,
> Make it come out right.
>
> There's gonna be a shitstain tonight,
> a shitstain tonight, I know.
> There's gonna be a shitstain tonight, I know.
> Lord, I know.
Love it! That stuff cracks me up.
Happy Tuesday everyone from 5am guy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 05:23AM
5 am guy Wrote:
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> Glenn Frey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Somebody's gonna shit themselves
> > before the night is through
> > Somebody's gonna clog their bowels.
> > There's nothin' we can do.
> > Everybody wants to take a dump
> > if it takes all night.
> > Everybody wants to take a little fiber,
> > Make it come out right.
> >
> > There's gonna be a shitstain tonight,
> > a shitstain tonight, I know.
> > There's gonna be a shitstain tonight, I know.
> > Lord, I know.
>
>
> Love it! That stuff cracks me up.
>
> Happy Tuesday everyone from 5am guy!
Good morning 5 am. Likewise agreed.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Glenn Frey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Somebody's gonna shit themselves
> > before the night is through
> > Somebody's gonna clog their bowels.
> > There's nothin' we can do.
> > Everybody wants to take a dump
> > if it takes all night.
> > Everybody wants to take a little fiber,
> > Make it come out right.
> >
> > There's gonna be a shitstain tonight,
> > a shitstain tonight, I know.
> > There's gonna be a shitstain tonight, I know.
> > Lord, I know.
>
>
> Love it! That stuff cracks me up.
>
> Happy Tuesday everyone from 5am guy!
Good morning 5 am. Likewise agreed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 05:24AM
Inconvenient poo Wrote:
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> >
> > Also I wonder do women have better sense of
> smell
> > than us men?
> >
> > For instance I've never slept with a woman who
> > farts while sleeping, or ran out of the
> bathroom
> > looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
>
>
> Clearly, you haven't slept with the right women.
> They're out there.
Are they hideous? I have yet to meet any dame on the spectrum who takes no offense to scents or screaming in the night.
-------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Also I wonder do women have better sense of
> smell
> > than us men?
> >
> > For instance I've never slept with a woman who
> > farts while sleeping, or ran out of the
> bathroom
> > looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
>
>
> Clearly, you haven't slept with the right women.
> They're out there.
Are they hideous? I have yet to meet any dame on the spectrum who takes no offense to scents or screaming in the night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 19, 2016 08:06AM
The mucous has frozen unfortunately. I worry about excessive water caused by Bunsen Burners.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 08:44AM
I apologize to whomever stated Glenn Freys bowels killed him.
Apparently they were the cause of his demise, that 30 feet of intestinal tubing fucked him over, and his fans from around the world.
I am sorry if I got over emotional, but as someone with bowel problems, this really hit close to my rectum. It is a shame that Glenn's bowels took him out but I sit on the groan throne listening to the Eagles this morning.
Apparently they were the cause of his demise, that 30 feet of intestinal tubing fucked him over, and his fans from around the world.
I am sorry if I got over emotional, but as someone with bowel problems, this really hit close to my rectum. It is a shame that Glenn's bowels took him out but I sit on the groan throne listening to the Eagles this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:30AM
RIP Glenn Frey. Gone too soon for sure.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:31AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I have yet to meet any dame on
> the spectrum who takes no offense to scents or
> screaming in the night.
Best case they tolerate the stench.
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> I have yet to meet any dame on
> the spectrum who takes no offense to scents or
> screaming in the night.
Best case they tolerate the stench.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 19, 2016 09:34AM
Thanks to a frozen sprinkler pipe I get to work from home a couple days. Oh the luxury of having my private groan throne at my disposal!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 11:17AM
Deadly so sad indeed. He was completely betrayed by his bowels. And as for the aromas women do seem more fickle about our gaseous anomalies. I wish some women here, would post suggestions on how to cover our scents that are worse than rotting fish in London Tower.
Dive that's great news in the annals of brown!
Dive that's great news in the annals of brown!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 01:53PM
What was I thinking? I know tomorrow my bowels, maybe tonight will be when it happens but cheese pizza, wings, sodas and brownies was stupid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 03:46PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> What was I thinking? I know tomorrow my bowels,
> maybe tonight will be when it happens but cheese
> pizza, wings, sodas and brownies was stupid.
Shit happens Diced. Here's to hoping your bowels don't cause your face to contort into strange appearances. No gritting of teeth, biting fan belts.
Tonight=goulash.
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> What was I thinking? I know tomorrow my bowels,
> maybe tonight will be when it happens but cheese
> pizza, wings, sodas and brownies was stupid.
Shit happens Diced. Here's to hoping your bowels don't cause your face to contort into strange appearances. No gritting of teeth, biting fan belts.
Tonight=goulash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 19, 2016 07:12PM
If anyone has extra colon mucous, please let me know. Paying in cash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 19, 2016 08:13PM
A few observations today when not on the groan throne.
Sara Palin has gained some weight. I believe menopause plus bowel problems are responsible for this once good looking woman's drop, although she didn't have brains to begin with.
I'm sick and tired of Antonio and Julio, who are some wetbacks mopping the floors at the grocery store, giving me sneers and looks of contempt.
My bowels are good for their job security, they should literally kiss my ass.
Also plumbers if they can't clear up the cheese related clog, should be grateful.
The good news with a plumber is usually it's a white guy or educated negro, who doesn't need a basketball to stop stealing produce.
Sara Palin has gained some weight. I believe menopause plus bowel problems are responsible for this once good looking woman's drop, although she didn't have brains to begin with.
I'm sick and tired of Antonio and Julio, who are some wetbacks mopping the floors at the grocery store, giving me sneers and looks of contempt.
My bowels are good for their job security, they should literally kiss my ass.
Also plumbers if they can't clear up the cheese related clog, should be grateful.
The good news with a plumber is usually it's a white guy or educated negro, who doesn't need a basketball to stop stealing produce.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 05:52AM
That shit looks like the Grand Canyon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:15AM
Just got back from First Watch with my sister Matilda. A rude couple next to us were just vicious, saying " you shouldn't talk about bowels while dining." These uppity keeping up with the Joneses central American savages wearing suits, are utilizing their bowels while dining.
Where's the disconnect? They think because they escaped some shithole 3rd world country run by wetbacks, that they can infringe on my sister and my free speech.
In their worthless country, they'd be macheted for speaking illy of their leader. Yet bring up digestion and they forget. Assholes.
Where's the disconnect? They think because they escaped some shithole 3rd world country run by wetbacks, that they can infringe on my sister and my free speech.
In their worthless country, they'd be macheted for speaking illy of their leader. Yet bring up digestion and they forget. Assholes.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WheelchairDrunk
()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:26AM
nice there are fellow ibs people on the mainland with issues
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:32AM
WheelchairDrunk Wrote:
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> nice there are fellow ibs people on the mainland
> with issues
Of course millions of real Americans and not some backwater river rats have IBS.
Feel free to share your bowel woes or joys here.
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> nice there are fellow ibs people on the mainland
> with issues
Of course millions of real Americans and not some backwater river rats have IBS.
Feel free to share your bowel woes or joys here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WheelchairDrunk
()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:46AM
its very bad when i am in hilo and the brown demon strikes. many places have banned me from going there because of the overflow from the depends. you find out who your real friends are on who will help you
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:55AM
Welcome to the thread, WCD! As BO said, feel free to share as you see fit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 10:48AM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Welcome to the thread, WCD! As BO said, feel free
> to share as you see fit.
I agree with deadly wheel chair drunk. We all here believe firmly in a brother in bowel approach. All of us feel sorry your bowels cause you such consternation, but we are in the brown together
-------------------------------------------------------
> Welcome to the thread, WCD! As BO said, feel free
> to share as you see fit.
I agree with deadly wheel chair drunk. We all here believe firmly in a brother in bowel approach. All of us feel sorry your bowels cause you such consternation, but we are in the brown together
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: January 20, 2016 11:29AM
WheelchairDrunk Wrote:
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> its very bad when i am in hilo and the brown demon
> strikes. many places have banned me from going
> there because of the overflow from the depends.
> you find out who your real friends are on who will
> help you
There are much better resources than this "website."
-------------------------------------------------------
> its very bad when i am in hilo and the brown demon
> strikes. many places have banned me from going
> there because of the overflow from the depends.
> you find out who your real friends are on who will
> help you
There are much better resources than this "website."
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 20, 2016 11:51AM
The frozen mucous when semi solid is showing a lot of promise. The test tube mucous with the spores smells bad, but I want to see if mucous can be replicated in large quantities.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:06PM
Working from home again today. I got a chance to meet our UPS man. I asked him if he would like a beverage and if he would care to use our powder room. He just took a piss but he thanked me for the offer and commented that few people make such an offer. I told him he could piss under my deck any time he came by when we are not home as I piss there all the time and that if he had a brown emergency there is a camping toilet, toilet paper and wet wipes in my little barn he can use anytime as well. He was very thankful for my offer. I would have never had such a conversation if not for this thread. As he drove away I felt as though I had made a new friend in the world of browness, it makes me feel happy to help others in this way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:09PM
Just thought of a little catch-phrase regarding my last post.
"What can you do for brown?"
"What can you do for brown?"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: January 20, 2016 01:14PM
Dive,
Glad to hear you felt comfortable enough to make that offer to him based on this thread. He may be a new recruit as a BiB!
Glad to hear you felt comfortable enough to make that offer to him based on this thread. He may be a new recruit as a BiB!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 02:53PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Working from home again today. I got a chance to
> meet our UPS man. I asked him if he would like a
> beverage and if he would care to use our powder
> room. He just took a piss but he thanked me for
> the offer and commented that few people make such
> an offer. I told him he could piss under my deck
> any time he came by when we are not home as I piss
> there all the time and that if he had a brown
> emergency there is a camping toilet, toilet paper
> and wet wipes in my little barn he can use anytime
> as well. He was very thankful for my offer. I
> would have never had such a conversation if not
> for this thread. As he drove away I felt as though
> I had made a new friend in the world of browness,
> it makes me feel happy to help others in this way.
I agree with Deadly Combo Dive. You've made your brothers in bowel proud, and if you see him on the toilet with bugged out eye sockets biting on his work belt, please let him know of our forum.
United Brown and you've made my bowels feel a little better
-------------------------------------------------------
> Working from home again today. I got a chance to
> meet our UPS man. I asked him if he would like a
> beverage and if he would care to use our powder
> room. He just took a piss but he thanked me for
> the offer and commented that few people make such
> an offer. I told him he could piss under my deck
> any time he came by when we are not home as I piss
> there all the time and that if he had a brown
> emergency there is a camping toilet, toilet paper
> and wet wipes in my little barn he can use anytime
> as well. He was very thankful for my offer. I
> would have never had such a conversation if not
> for this thread. As he drove away I felt as though
> I had made a new friend in the world of browness,
> it makes me feel happy to help others in this way.
I agree with Deadly Combo Dive. You've made your brothers in bowel proud, and if you see him on the toilet with bugged out eye sockets biting on his work belt, please let him know of our forum.
United Brown and you've made my bowels feel a little better
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 05:22PM
I sit here stunned. Is the underground representative of our population as a whole, by either plundering bowels or allowing them to get bashed around like some interior swing set?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
frosty fresh
()
Date: January 20, 2016 05:56PM
When I was in the Army we would sometimes use snowballs to wipe our asses when we were out in the field. If you have never wiped your ass with fresh fallen snow then you should try it. It is a great experience, so clean and fresh.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:14PM
Microwaving mucous was a bad idea. The putrid odor and wasted materials. It's a painful lesson that won't be repeated.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:42PM
frosty fresh Wrote:
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> When I was in the Army we would sometimes use
> snowballs to wipe our asses when we were out in
> the field. If you have never wiped your ass with
> fresh fallen snow then you should try it. It is a
> great experience, so clean and fresh.
Thank you for serving our brave nation. That is fascinating shit but that must have dropped your bowels degrees substantially.
-------------------------------------------------------
> When I was in the Army we would sometimes use
> snowballs to wipe our asses when we were out in
> the field. If you have never wiped your ass with
> fresh fallen snow then you should try it. It is a
> great experience, so clean and fresh.
Thank you for serving our brave nation. That is fascinating shit but that must have dropped your bowels degrees substantially.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Inconvenient poo
()
Date: January 20, 2016 11:14PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Inconvenient poo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >
> > > Also I wonder do women have better sense of
> > smell
> > > than us men?
> > >
> > > For instance I've never slept with a woman
> who
> > > farts while sleeping, or ran out of the
> > bathroom
> > > looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
> >
> >
> > Clearly, you haven't slept with the right
> women.
> > They're out there.
>
> Are they hideous? I have yet to meet any dame on
> the spectrum who takes no offense to scents or
> screaming in the night.
Average pretty, fair skin, blue eyes. The girl I'm thinking of in particular had a lactose intolerance and after going on a dairy binge, she could clear out a lecture hall with her toxic fumes. One would surely perish if she put them in a Dutch Oven.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Inconvenient poo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >
> > > Also I wonder do women have better sense of
> > smell
> > > than us men?
> > >
> > > For instance I've never slept with a woman
> who
> > > farts while sleeping, or ran out of the
> > bathroom
> > > looking like I've been sprayed with mace.
> >
> >
> > Clearly, you haven't slept with the right
> women.
> > They're out there.
>
> Are they hideous? I have yet to meet any dame on
> the spectrum who takes no offense to scents or
> screaming in the night.
Average pretty, fair skin, blue eyes. The girl I'm thinking of in particular had a lactose intolerance and after going on a dairy binge, she could clear out a lecture hall with her toxic fumes. One would surely perish if she put them in a Dutch Oven.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2016 06:55AM
Is she available? She might be a perfect woman for us.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:47AM
The mucous has now been molded into lozenges to speed up digestion. The putrid part has been taken out, so it shouldn't be too awful for my two patients ready to try them today. If all goes as planned this mucous will speed up their digestive systems quickly.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:42AM
Goulash. That shit hurt
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:21PM
Back at the office today. The maintenance man was replacing a part on one of the sinks when I entered the 3rd floor mens room to drop a load. He gave me a disgusted look as I walked into a stall. Halfway through my dump I heard him slam his tools into his bag and leave the room slamming the door on his way out.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Inconvenient poo
()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is she available? She might be a perfect woman for
> us.
Sadly, I've lost touch with her. However, these types of women are not in short supply. There are three women who sit in our accounting department. I just walked by their office, and strong smells of poo were wafting from their room. Who was the guilty party? They all look gassy. Clearly they are comfortably passing gas in front of each other. Maybe I interrupted a farting contest?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Is she available? She might be a perfect woman for
> us.
Sadly, I've lost touch with her. However, these types of women are not in short supply. There are three women who sit in our accounting department. I just walked by their office, and strong smells of poo were wafting from their room. Who was the guilty party? They all look gassy. Clearly they are comfortably passing gas in front of each other. Maybe I interrupted a farting contest?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:46PM
dive bomber Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Back at the office today. The maintenance man was
> replacing a part on one of the sinks when I
> entered the 3rd floor mens room to drop a load. He
> gave me a disgusted look as I walked into a stall.
> Halfway through my dump I heard him slam his tools
> into his bag and leave the room slamming the door
> on his way out.
Its embarrassing isn't it? It's not our fault and personally, I think plumbers should leave thank you notes on our stall doors for extra work opportunities. Considering what they make especially.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Back at the office today. The maintenance man was
> replacing a part on one of the sinks when I
> entered the 3rd floor mens room to drop a load. He
> gave me a disgusted look as I walked into a stall.
> Halfway through my dump I heard him slam his tools
> into his bag and leave the room slamming the door
> on his way out.
Its embarrassing isn't it? It's not our fault and personally, I think plumbers should leave thank you notes on our stall doors for extra work opportunities. Considering what they make especially.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:47PM
Inconvenient poo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is she available? She might be a perfect woman
> for
> > us.
>
> Sadly, I've lost touch with her. However, these
> types of women are not in short supply. There are
> three women who sit in our accounting department.
> I just walked by their office, and strong smells
> of poo were wafting from their room. Who was the
> guilty party? They all look gassy. Clearly they
> are comfortably passing gas in front of each
> other. Maybe I interrupted a farting contest?
I have a bad feeling these are non white foreigners.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is she available? She might be a perfect woman
> for
> > us.
>
> Sadly, I've lost touch with her. However, these
> types of women are not in short supply. There are
> three women who sit in our accounting department.
> I just walked by their office, and strong smells
> of poo were wafting from their room. Who was the
> guilty party? They all look gassy. Clearly they
> are comfortably passing gas in front of each
> other. Maybe I interrupted a farting contest?
I have a bad feeling these are non white foreigners.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:49PM
Kimchee farts are wicked, yo
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:59PM
BEH Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Kimchee farts are wicked, yo
Those definitely are the Asian version of napalm.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Kimchee farts are wicked, yo
Those definitely are the Asian version of napalm.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Inconvenient poo
()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:44PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------
>
> I have a bad feeling these are non white
> foreigners.
All three of them are meat and cheese eating Americans.
They have the 3 F's in common:
Fat
Fair skinned
Flatulent
-------------------------------------------
>
> I have a bad feeling these are non white
> foreigners.
All three of them are meat and cheese eating Americans.
They have the 3 F's in common:
Fat
Fair skinned
Flatulent
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: January 22, 2016 04:53AM
5am guy is worried about the snow. Boss told me to go home in a couple hours and get stuff I need to stay at work for several days. I am the only one doing this, everyone else on the day shift is just staying home for the blizzard. 5am guy will be sleeping on a sofa and cooking with a micro-fridge while everyone else will be comfy at home. At least I can take dumps in peace.
5am guy likes the term, "BiB". 5am guy does not really have any major bowel problems but I hope I can still be considered a "BiB".
Remember, don't eat the brown snow!
5am guy likes the term, "BiB". 5am guy does not really have any major bowel problems but I hope I can still be considered a "BiB".
Remember, don't eat the brown snow!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:44AM
Inconvenient poo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------
> >
> > I have a bad feeling these are non white
> > foreigners.
>
>
> All three of them are meat and cheese eating
> Americans.
>
> They have the 3 F's in common:
> Fat
> Fair skinned
> Flatulent
I'm surprised they aren't some Central American river rats.
I can put up with the three Fs and am sure others here can.
It's not like you have many options when birthing a stinky Winnebago
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------
> >
> > I have a bad feeling these are non white
> > foreigners.
>
>
> All three of them are meat and cheese eating
> Americans.
>
> They have the 3 F's in common:
> Fat
> Fair skinned
> Flatulent
I'm surprised they aren't some Central American river rats.
I can put up with the three Fs and am sure others here can.
It's not like you have many options when birthing a stinky Winnebago
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:46AM
5 am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy is worried about the snow. Boss told me to
> go home in a couple hours and get stuff I need to
> stay at work for several days. I am the only one
> doing this, everyone else on the day shift is just
> staying home for the blizzard. 5am guy will be
> sleeping on a sofa and cooking with a micro-fridge
> while everyone else will be comfy at home. At
> least I can take dumps in peace.
> 5am guy likes the term, "BiB". 5am guy does not
> really have any major bowel problems but I hope I
> can still be considered a "BiB".
>
> Remember, don't eat the brown snow!
You are one of us 5. A brother in bowel. Your regular large shits qualify you.
Good luck this weekend and brown snow is not a truffle but rather a hideous stench best to be avoided.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy is worried about the snow. Boss told me to
> go home in a couple hours and get stuff I need to
> stay at work for several days. I am the only one
> doing this, everyone else on the day shift is just
> staying home for the blizzard. 5am guy will be
> sleeping on a sofa and cooking with a micro-fridge
> while everyone else will be comfy at home. At
> least I can take dumps in peace.
> 5am guy likes the term, "BiB". 5am guy does not
> really have any major bowel problems but I hope I
> can still be considered a "BiB".
>
> Remember, don't eat the brown snow!
You are one of us 5. A brother in bowel. Your regular large shits qualify you.
Good luck this weekend and brown snow is not a truffle but rather a hideous stench best to be avoided.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:04AM
I am eagerly awaiting word from my two subjects, whom took the mucous lozenges. It's my hope they are having faster and normal bowel movements.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:03AM
I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of Breyers last night. A bad decision.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
WheelchairDrunk
()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:15AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> Breyers last night. A bad decision.
yes very bad decision. i have severe issues with anything dairy but fresh pineapple processes nicely which i grow myself
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> I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> Breyers last night. A bad decision.
yes very bad decision. i have severe issues with anything dairy but fresh pineapple processes nicely which i grow myself
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 22, 2016 11:04AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> Breyers last night. A bad decision.
Holy hemmoriods batman! A whole half gallon? That would make my butt leak for a week. I do dumb stuff like that sometimes too. Last summer we went to a seafood buffet in Va beach and I ate like a hog. We had ribs, chicken , crabs, flan, ice cream and cake. I spent 2 days of my vacation sitting on the crapper in a oceanfront motel room that I paid close to 300 bucks a night for. That was the worst trip ever.
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> I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> Breyers last night. A bad decision.
Holy hemmoriods batman! A whole half gallon? That would make my butt leak for a week. I do dumb stuff like that sometimes too. Last summer we went to a seafood buffet in Va beach and I ate like a hog. We had ribs, chicken , crabs, flan, ice cream and cake. I spent 2 days of my vacation sitting on the crapper in a oceanfront motel room that I paid close to 300 bucks a night for. That was the worst trip ever.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:35PM
WheelchairDrunk Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> > Breyers last night. A bad decision.
>
>
> yes very bad decision. i have severe issues with
> anything dairy but fresh pineapple processes
> nicely which i grow myself
True, Diced please take care of your bowels. They've already been betrayed, that's throwing gas on the fire. Albeit a smelly one.
Wheel Chair Drunk how helpful is the pineapple? Any tips?
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> > Breyers last night. A bad decision.
>
>
> yes very bad decision. i have severe issues with
> anything dairy but fresh pineapple processes
> nicely which i grow myself
True, Diced please take care of your bowels. They've already been betrayed, that's throwing gas on the fire. Albeit a smelly one.
Wheel Chair Drunk how helpful is the pineapple? Any tips?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:36PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> > Breyers last night. A bad decision.
>
> Holy hemmoriods batman! A whole half gallon? That
> would make my butt leak for a week. I do dumb
> stuff like that sometimes too. Last summer we went
> to a seafood buffet in Va beach and I ate like a
> hog. We had ribs, chicken , crabs, flan, ice cream
> and cake. I spent 2 days of my vacation sitting on
> the crapper in a oceanfront motel room that I paid
> close to 300 bucks a night for. That was the worst
> trip ever.
That wow, I'm clenching my bowels thinking about that. Yikes that's a bad bad bad combination.
Yet all of us sin inadvertently to the bowel busters.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> > Breyers last night. A bad decision.
>
> Holy hemmoriods batman! A whole half gallon? That
> would make my butt leak for a week. I do dumb
> stuff like that sometimes too. Last summer we went
> to a seafood buffet in Va beach and I ate like a
> hog. We had ribs, chicken , crabs, flan, ice cream
> and cake. I spent 2 days of my vacation sitting on
> the crapper in a oceanfront motel room that I paid
> close to 300 bucks a night for. That was the worst
> trip ever.
That wow, I'm clenching my bowels thinking about that. Yikes that's a bad bad bad combination.
Yet all of us sin inadvertently to the bowel busters.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 22, 2016 02:39PM
Yes the snow melted around my house. Animals hid from the blood curdling screams. That was a big one. Thanks to the midwives.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:09PM
WheelchairDrunk Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> > Breyers last night. A bad decision.
>
>
> yes very bad decision. i have severe issues with
> anything dairy but fresh pineapple processes
> nicely which i grow myself
Pineapple and other fads do not work. See a board certified GI.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret it. I ate an entire half gallon of
> > Breyers last night. A bad decision.
>
>
> yes very bad decision. i have severe issues with
> anything dairy but fresh pineapple processes
> nicely which i grow myself
Pineapple and other fads do not work. See a board certified GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Chilly Cheese Buns
()
Date: January 22, 2016 11:09PM
When the power goes out, those toilet seats are going to be COLD. I may try fasting until the power is restored.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Joke Insurance
()
Date: January 22, 2016 11:12PM
IPA's and my bowels don't get along.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 23, 2016 06:55AM
Up early today and the patron saint of bowels (which saint did we decide on?) is blessing my bowels today. After I brewed me some chock full o nuts I was able to drop a log full o nuts. Not sure what the earliest acceptable time to start my snow blower is. I wonder if I would piss off the neighbors it I started it at 8am?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2016 10:31AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Up early today and the patron saint of bowels
> (which saint did we decide on?) is blessing my
> bowels today. After I brewed me some chock full o
> nuts I was able to drop a log full o nuts. Not
> sure what the earliest acceptable time to start my
> snow blower is. I wonder if I would piss off the
> neighbors it I started it at 8am?
Not sure but around the groan throne, imagine a smelly version of canned stroganoff thrown all over the floor.
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> Up early today and the patron saint of bowels
> (which saint did we decide on?) is blessing my
> bowels today. After I brewed me some chock full o
> nuts I was able to drop a log full o nuts. Not
> sure what the earliest acceptable time to start my
> snow blower is. I wonder if I would piss off the
> neighbors it I started it at 8am?
Not sure but around the groan throne, imagine a smelly version of canned stroganoff thrown all over the floor.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 23, 2016 11:24AM
I have mucous ready to go, and the snow won't allow my two test subjects to try this experiment. It's frustrating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:09PM
If you guys have problems with clogged toilets you should look into a Metcraft prison toilet. It is damn hard to clog one of those. I am not sure if they will hook up to a standard 4 inch sewer pipe or not so some modification to your plumbing may be required. We had these toilets at red onion and they were almost impossible to clog. The engineers at Metcraft will handle your shit, it is what they do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7OT3rKeTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7OT3rKeTc
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: January 23, 2016 01:07PM
Does anyone know when this is going to end. Patience is important but my experiments are being delayed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: January 23, 2016 01:36PM
I have no option. Only foods left in the house aren't bowel friendly. Can the national guard help?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: January 23, 2016 02:33PM
I bought an extra frozen turkey at Thanksgiving time when they were on sale. I have been defrosting it a couple days now. I am going to throw that bad boy in the oven tomorrow morning. It should be semi bowel friendly wont it?