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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
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Date: February 29, 2016 09:08AM
The mucous from the refrigerated unit has failed. No ice, no change in consistency so it's only going to be frozen into molds from now on.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mister Brown
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Date: February 29, 2016 09:35AM
It feels good not to be alone. For years I've suffered from diarrhea, large sized stools, and leaks that are embarrassing. I can't say how thankful I am in words for this but I am.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: February 29, 2016 10:25AM
Just checking in fellow BiBs. Hope everyone had an uneventful bowel weekend. For those who had issues, you have my sympathy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
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Date: February 29, 2016 10:32AM
The Bunsen burners worked well. I think enough has been made for today and future projects.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: February 29, 2016 11:53AM
Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> The Bunsen burners worked well. I think enough has
> been made for today and future projects.
How are the Bunsen burners at Woodburn?
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> The Bunsen burners worked well. I think enough has
> been made for today and future projects.
How are the Bunsen burners at Woodburn?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: February 29, 2016 11:59AM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
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> -----
> > The Bunsen burners worked well. I think enough
> has
> > been made for today and future projects.
>
> How are the Bunsen burners at Woodburn?
They're just like the ones they had at the banana republic medical school you graduated from.
I understand, your world is Vaseline and feces, no wonder you're angry.
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> Dr Diarrhea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Bunsen burners worked well. I think enough
> has
> > been made for today and future projects.
>
> How are the Bunsen burners at Woodburn?
They're just like the ones they had at the banana republic medical school you graduated from.
I understand, your world is Vaseline and feces, no wonder you're angry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
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Date: February 29, 2016 01:11PM
User name Beh,
It's not me who's angry, rather I am disappointed in your behavior. Your obscene write ups are of no value, and continue to incite people to view GI doctors, as some sort of monstrosity. Plus your write ups discourage people, from getting colonoscopies. 150,000 plus Americans die yearly from colon cancer, and screenings have allowed countless people to be saved.
You can mock the University of Indiana and George Washington all you want. You can vent or share your opinions, but I hope you and others will provide more accurate and positive write ups.
When I was a young boy, my uncles struggles with Ulcerative Colitis, were what inspired me to enter this field. My record and relationships with patients over the years is stellar. Even after retiring from my practice, I continue consulting, following research, and sharing developments with educated doctors.
It's not me who's angry, rather I am disappointed in your behavior. Your obscene write ups are of no value, and continue to incite people to view GI doctors, as some sort of monstrosity. Plus your write ups discourage people, from getting colonoscopies. 150,000 plus Americans die yearly from colon cancer, and screenings have allowed countless people to be saved.
You can mock the University of Indiana and George Washington all you want. You can vent or share your opinions, but I hope you and others will provide more accurate and positive write ups.
When I was a young boy, my uncles struggles with Ulcerative Colitis, were what inspired me to enter this field. My record and relationships with patients over the years is stellar. Even after retiring from my practice, I continue consulting, following research, and sharing developments with educated doctors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 29, 2016 01:45PM
Anon dick, how thick are your fingers and is chloroform part of your supplies?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: February 29, 2016 02:23PM
I wish I could avoid fast food. It's cheap easy to find and much less work than preparing dinner. It's true but sometimes it can't be avoided even though I know I should.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
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Date: February 29, 2016 02:51PM
Funny
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Luclutus
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Date: February 29, 2016 07:22PM
Or?
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 29, 2016 08:50PM
I sometimes wish, even with the rectal mirror for assistance, if I could talk to my bowels, and settle for peace. Maybe a ceasefire of sorts, like the rag heads in Syria have right now.
My butt feels like the Bon Homme Richard that John Paul Jones sailed, but my fighting spirit right now is down.
Its certainly the plight of the bowel trodden. Our bowels and sore asses, walking one brown step at a time.
My butt feels like the Bon Homme Richard that John Paul Jones sailed, but my fighting spirit right now is down.
Its certainly the plight of the bowel trodden. Our bowels and sore asses, walking one brown step at a time.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: March 01, 2016 04:42AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I could avoid fast food. It's cheap easy to
> find and much less work than preparing dinner.
> It's true but sometimes it can't be avoided even
> though I know I should.
5 am guy knows how you feel. 5 am guy had two microwaved burritos from 7-11 a couple hours ago. 5 am guy is going to take a dump soon.
5 am guy has now dumped in 15 of the 22 toilets in the building. Soon 5 am guy will have gotten them all!
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> I wish I could avoid fast food. It's cheap easy to
> find and much less work than preparing dinner.
> It's true but sometimes it can't be avoided even
> though I know I should.
5 am guy knows how you feel. 5 am guy had two microwaved burritos from 7-11 a couple hours ago. 5 am guy is going to take a dump soon.
5 am guy has now dumped in 15 of the 22 toilets in the building. Soon 5 am guy will have gotten them all!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 01, 2016 07:11AM
Bravo 5 am but I hope for your bowels sake, that the illegal who made those burritos, at least washed his nasty dirty hands.
Today starts off with a big one brewing. Hoping to evacuate this one with minimal damage, but I worry about collateral damage very much.
Today starts off with a big one brewing. Hoping to evacuate this one with minimal damage, but I worry about collateral damage very much.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr. Diarrhea
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Date: March 01, 2016 08:29AM
The molds continue to show hope. All three test subjects report easier digestion. It is good news but I need more people to be conclusive with my research.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Oldefarte68
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Date: March 01, 2016 09:41AM
I'm liking the turmeric in addition to prune juice. Try it guys.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 01, 2016 11:29AM
Oldefarte68 Wrote:
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> I'm liking the turmeric in addition to prune
> juice. Try it guys.
Sadly that would be like attacking Damascus with a sling shot.
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> I'm liking the turmeric in addition to prune
> juice. Try it guys.
Sadly that would be like attacking Damascus with a sling shot.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: March 01, 2016 12:37PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oldefarte68 Wrote:
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> > I'm liking the turmeric in addition to prune
> > juice. Try it guys.
>
>
> Sadly that would be like attacking Damascus with a
> sling shot.
I have heard it's an anti-inflammatory, and can help with inflammatory bowel disease. It's also an ingredient in curry, so those BiBs who suffer enough as is may want to ingest it another way.
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> Oldefarte68 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm liking the turmeric in addition to prune
> > juice. Try it guys.
>
>
> Sadly that would be like attacking Damascus with a
> sling shot.
I have heard it's an anti-inflammatory, and can help with inflammatory bowel disease. It's also an ingredient in curry, so those BiBs who suffer enough as is may want to ingest it another way.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 01, 2016 07:00PM
Oh that was beyond painful. Just dropped an anvil.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: March 02, 2016 04:59AM
17 out of 22 now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
ChipotleBarbacoaBowl
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Date: March 02, 2016 07:53AM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 02, 2016 03:02PM
Congrats 5 am and that picture makes my bowels scream.
Today has been horrendous
Today has been horrendous
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
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Date: March 02, 2016 03:48PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Today has been horrendous
Goulash?
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> Today has been horrendous
Goulash?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 02, 2016 06:35PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today has been horrendous
>
> Goulash?
Far far far worse. A plumber was summoned, midwives were on site, and well, I'll write more about it tomorrow due to a bloody ass and colon that have seen better days.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today has been horrendous
>
> Goulash?
Far far far worse. A plumber was summoned, midwives were on site, and well, I'll write more about it tomorrow due to a bloody ass and colon that have seen better days.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
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Date: March 03, 2016 04:59AM
5am guy dumped in 18 different toilets at work now. 5am guy just found out there is an additional toilet in the mechanical room out back of the building. This brings the total number of toilets to 23. Accessing that additional toilet may prove difficult but 5am guy likes a challenge.
5am guy would like to wish smooth brown sailing to all the bib"s here. Remember that you can sleep well knowing that 5am guy is looking after the world all night long.
5am guy would like to wish smooth brown sailing to all the bib"s here. Remember that you can sleep well knowing that 5am guy is looking after the world all night long.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 03, 2016 05:10AM
5 am your groan throne challenge is the stuff of legends. Perhaps we could start a fundraiser, kind of like relays for life or pledges of a dollar amount per groan throne used. The money could support IBS research.
Americans using groan thrones across the fruited plains, all together for a good cause, and maybe helping to diffuse the controversy of discussing bowels,this could be something.
We definitely have to find you a brown ribbon for your efforts. I'm proud of your dedication, and wish you and your bowels well today.
Americans using groan thrones across the fruited plains, all together for a good cause, and maybe helping to diffuse the controversy of discussing bowels,this could be something.
We definitely have to find you a brown ribbon for your efforts. I'm proud of your dedication, and wish you and your bowels well today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr.Diarrhea
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Date: March 03, 2016 06:37AM
The mucous is working quite good. I've started employing lights in experiments. It might change the consistency.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: March 03, 2016 07:55AM
Today may be another good day. My bowels evacuated quite satisfactorily this morning after a cup of walmart brand coffee. If you have not tried the donut shop blend of great value k-cups you should give them a try, cheap and delicious.
5am guy's quest would make a great episode of mission brown impossible!
Or maybe a brown Don Quixote like character who could dream the impossible brown dream and pass the unpassable log.
5am guy's quest would make a great episode of mission brown impossible!
Or maybe a brown Don Quixote like character who could dream the impossible brown dream and pass the unpassable log.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 03, 2016 08:58AM
Yesterday's toiling experience, let's just say I felt like my bowels were split like the Liberty Bell.
Hours of wallpaper scraping, toenails ripping up the tiles where the grout was.
You get what you pay for. I had two colored ladies as my midwives yesterday. Yes they were 50% cheaper, but apparently holding my hands and encouraging me, is far worse than picking cotton. They were verbally abusive, talking in ebonics, complaining non stop about the stench while on the groan throne.
Finally I dropped a giant shit. This was perhaps the size of a commercial airliner. The wing part of the shit caused a lot of damage to my sidewalls.
Then, the beaner plumber insulted me in Spanish. I pay for this shit, it's unreal. He should be happy he's not picking grapes in California, and makes a big amount of money for jumping the Rio Grande.
Hours of wallpaper scraping, toenails ripping up the tiles where the grout was.
You get what you pay for. I had two colored ladies as my midwives yesterday. Yes they were 50% cheaper, but apparently holding my hands and encouraging me, is far worse than picking cotton. They were verbally abusive, talking in ebonics, complaining non stop about the stench while on the groan throne.
Finally I dropped a giant shit. This was perhaps the size of a commercial airliner. The wing part of the shit caused a lot of damage to my sidewalls.
Then, the beaner plumber insulted me in Spanish. I pay for this shit, it's unreal. He should be happy he's not picking grapes in California, and makes a big amount of money for jumping the Rio Grande.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dr Diarrhea
()
Date: March 03, 2016 10:17AM
All three of my test subjects called in. Each and everyone of them has improved digestion. I believe the mucous is like a blood transfusion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: March 03, 2016 10:22AM
Dr D, I'd like to try some of that mucous, but I'm worried about catching something from one of the donors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: March 03, 2016 11:17AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Yesterday's toiling experience, let's just say I
> felt like my bowels were split like the Liberty
> Bell.
>
> Hours of wallpaper scraping, toenails ripping up
> the tiles where the grout was.
>
> You get what you pay for. I had two colored ladies
> as my midwives yesterday. Yes they were 50%
> cheaper, but apparently holding my hands and
> encouraging me, is far worse than picking cotton.
> They were verbally abusive, talking in ebonics,
> complaining non stop about the stench while on the
> groan throne.
>
> Finally I dropped a giant shit. This was perhaps
> the size of a commercial airliner. The wing part
> of the shit caused a lot of damage to my
> sidewalls.
>
> Then, the beaner plumber insulted me in Spanish.
> I pay for this shit, it's unreal. He should be
> happy he's not picking grapes in California, and
> makes a big amount of money for jumping the Rio
> Grande.
Have you ever tried clearing your own toilet clogs brown? I have my own closet auger and once I got the hang of it I have been able to make my own repairs and saved a shitload of money.
I still have the plunger at work under my desk but it is embarassing walking around with it in the office. Im quite sure the building engineer left it under my desk to send me a message about clogging hit toilets. I happen to know however that our building engineer makes 65k a year and I feel that he is making pretty good money for a guy with no college degree so he should be happy to clear out the one or two clogs a week that I create.
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> Yesterday's toiling experience, let's just say I
> felt like my bowels were split like the Liberty
> Bell.
>
> Hours of wallpaper scraping, toenails ripping up
> the tiles where the grout was.
>
> You get what you pay for. I had two colored ladies
> as my midwives yesterday. Yes they were 50%
> cheaper, but apparently holding my hands and
> encouraging me, is far worse than picking cotton.
> They were verbally abusive, talking in ebonics,
> complaining non stop about the stench while on the
> groan throne.
>
> Finally I dropped a giant shit. This was perhaps
> the size of a commercial airliner. The wing part
> of the shit caused a lot of damage to my
> sidewalls.
>
> Then, the beaner plumber insulted me in Spanish.
> I pay for this shit, it's unreal. He should be
> happy he's not picking grapes in California, and
> makes a big amount of money for jumping the Rio
> Grande.
Have you ever tried clearing your own toilet clogs brown? I have my own closet auger and once I got the hang of it I have been able to make my own repairs and saved a shitload of money.
I still have the plunger at work under my desk but it is embarassing walking around with it in the office. Im quite sure the building engineer left it under my desk to send me a message about clogging hit toilets. I happen to know however that our building engineer makes 65k a year and I feel that he is making pretty good money for a guy with no college degree so he should be happy to clear out the one or two clogs a week that I create.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 03, 2016 12:08PM
Dive,
That man should be shit happy with that salary. He obviously is a rude bully doing that.
I wish a plunger and those other devices would work. Other than cutting apart my large craps with a knife, I'm not sure what my options are. Its frustrating having this condition, although sadly it's money for rude and disparaging plumbers.
One asked me if a cow shit in here.
That man should be shit happy with that salary. He obviously is a rude bully doing that.
I wish a plunger and those other devices would work. Other than cutting apart my large craps with a knife, I'm not sure what my options are. Its frustrating having this condition, although sadly it's money for rude and disparaging plumbers.
One asked me if a cow shit in here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 03, 2016 12:46PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Dr D, I'd like to try some of that mucous, but I'm
> worried about catching something from one of the
> donors.
He's at Woodburn, and due to that being a medical facility, I'm sure it's safe.
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> Dr D, I'd like to try some of that mucous, but I'm
> worried about catching something from one of the
> donors.
He's at Woodburn, and due to that being a medical facility, I'm sure it's safe.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 03, 2016 01:43PM
And how's anon dicks smelly Rolex today?
From my bowels to yours, here's your middle finger I clamped off!
From my bowels to yours, here's your middle finger I clamped off!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 03, 2016 02:52PM
It amazes me the rudeness of a neighbor. He has filed a complaint, about loud noises coming out of my house. This dot head could at least, have the balls to first ask himself, instead of running around with a slurpee yelling about something he doesn't know.
My bowels are bad. I'm guessing in his third world country, I'd be in t he untouchable caste. It is painful enough to deal with basketball sized shits rolling out of my garden hose, and then having to deal with sadistic doctors, plumbers whom are rude, and condescending damnation of the scarlet letter variety, when I dare to educate others about bowels.
Are our bowels not important? Why do those with a superior set give brothers in brown such shit? The cruelty and suffering goes on, as there's events for other health conditions, but we don't get shit.
Its frustrating.
My bowels are bad. I'm guessing in his third world country, I'd be in t he untouchable caste. It is painful enough to deal with basketball sized shits rolling out of my garden hose, and then having to deal with sadistic doctors, plumbers whom are rude, and condescending damnation of the scarlet letter variety, when I dare to educate others about bowels.
Are our bowels not important? Why do those with a superior set give brothers in brown such shit? The cruelty and suffering goes on, as there's events for other health conditions, but we don't get shit.
Its frustrating.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: March 03, 2016 04:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> ...of the scarlet
> letter variety.
Technically wouldn't that be of the "chestnut letter" or "mahogany letter" variety? Can't think of another "brown" synonym at the moment. ;)
Just injecting a bit of levity, BO. Godspeed to your bowels this evening.
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> ...of the scarlet
> letter variety.
Technically wouldn't that be of the "chestnut letter" or "mahogany letter" variety? Can't think of another "brown" synonym at the moment. ;)
Just injecting a bit of levity, BO. Godspeed to your bowels this evening.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mister Brown
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Date: March 03, 2016 06:33PM
I think the mucous for the night has been cultivated properly. Will know more tomorrow as I will extract the putrid parts, and make them go away for further use.
Earlier someone posted about risk of disease transmission by colon mucous. HIV and other tests are administered to those whom donate their mucous for these tests.
Earlier someone posted about risk of disease transmission by colon mucous. HIV and other tests are administered to those whom donate their mucous for these tests.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Translation 4stupid
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Date: March 03, 2016 06:43PM
Up above=nuts.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Wally Joyner
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Date: March 03, 2016 07:18PM
You sick bastards are still bitching about this crap! Jeez!!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mean Bastard
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Date: March 03, 2016 07:30PM
People are having heart attacks cancer strokes. I'm sure they'd trade.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diane Justpassedone
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Date: March 03, 2016 07:36PM
Wally Joyner Wrote:
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> You sick bastards are still bitching about this
> crap! Jeez!!!!
You people are GROSS!!!
Just eat whatever and then shit it out.
It's very simple. Just eat and shit and shut the fuck up!
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> You sick bastards are still bitching about this
> crap! Jeez!!!!
You people are GROSS!!!
Just eat whatever and then shit it out.
It's very simple. Just eat and shit and shut the fuck up!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 03, 2016 07:50PM
Why such anger? I find this forum helpful. If you don't like it don't read.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 04, 2016 12:39AM
So much bitterness tonight.
If you aren't on the groan throne with a rectal mirror be grateful.
If you aren't on the groan throne with a rectal mirror be grateful.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: March 04, 2016 04:57AM
5am guy checking in again here!
5am guy does not like the negative attitude of some of the recent posters. 5am guy likes to think of this place as a virtual water cooler where friends can gather and talk about things that that they encounter in this crazy little trip through this thing we call life.
5am guy is ready to drop a load in toilet #19 this morning. 5am guy would like to thank 7-11 pizza (2 slices) ham and cheddar lunchables and a large diet cherry coke fountain drink for this impending colon Bowlin’.
5am guy would like to shout out some love for all the good peoples here at FYBDW!
5am guy does not like the negative attitude of some of the recent posters. 5am guy likes to think of this place as a virtual water cooler where friends can gather and talk about things that that they encounter in this crazy little trip through this thing we call life.
5am guy is ready to drop a load in toilet #19 this morning. 5am guy would like to thank 7-11 pizza (2 slices) ham and cheddar lunchables and a large diet cherry coke fountain drink for this impending colon Bowlin’.
5am guy would like to shout out some love for all the good peoples here at FYBDW!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 04, 2016 08:51AM
First of all 5 am. I appreciate your brown solidarity, as this is the place for the bowel trodden.
Not everyone can enjoy a #4 #2. I also must congratulate you on going through the groan thrones. Have you taken notes, pictures of each one, or perhaps placed a brown check mark by each one? If so please wash your hands, but I'm interested in learning how you keep track of each groan throne.
Last night was a horrific blood curdling scream night. No doubt the asshole neighbor will file another complaint with the HOA.
Not everyone can enjoy a #4 #2. I also must congratulate you on going through the groan thrones. Have you taken notes, pictures of each one, or perhaps placed a brown check mark by each one? If so please wash your hands, but I'm interested in learning how you keep track of each groan throne.
Last night was a horrific blood curdling scream night. No doubt the asshole neighbor will file another complaint with the HOA.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 04, 2016 09:53AM
No morning dump for me so far today but something's brewing down below and when it finally comes to the bombay doors it has the potential to be something about the size of a fire extinguisher.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: March 04, 2016 10:37AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> No morning dump for me so far today but
> something's brewing down below and when it finally
> comes to the bombay doors it has the potential to
> be something about the size of a fire
> extinguisher.
What did BEH do? All day he played with scat and rolled around with it kissing it hugging it. Fuck you!
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> No morning dump for me so far today but
> something's brewing down below and when it finally
> comes to the bombay doors it has the potential to
> be something about the size of a fire
> extinguisher.
What did BEH do? All day he played with scat and rolled around with it kissing it hugging it. Fuck you!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 04, 2016 11:20AM
I've been saying since the beginning, that all of these authors write ups are immature and stupid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 04, 2016 11:58AM
Why the hate?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 04, 2016 12:22PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Why the hate?
Superior bowels Diced. We are surrounded by assholes with quality bowels, and they don't give a shit about people like us. They mock, sneer, and ridicule us but one day their bowels will betray them too.
Then in hindsight or the rear mirror they will know. And we must despite their hatred, open them with brown arms and washed hands.
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> Why the hate?
Superior bowels Diced. We are surrounded by assholes with quality bowels, and they don't give a shit about people like us. They mock, sneer, and ridicule us but one day their bowels will betray them too.
Then in hindsight or the rear mirror they will know. And we must despite their hatred, open them with brown arms and washed hands.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: March 04, 2016 01:58PM
After a year in Slovakia I am back. I hope you all are good. Still dealing with an explosive rear end. Glad to be back.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: March 04, 2016 03:10PM
Welcome back Gordo, after all, this is your thread, we're just keeping it warm for you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 04, 2016 05:49PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Welcome back Gordo, after all, this is your
> thread, we're just keeping it warm for you.
Gordo is back. My bowels are sore but I've got a smile on my face.
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> Welcome back Gordo, after all, this is your
> thread, we're just keeping it warm for you.
Gordo is back. My bowels are sore but I've got a smile on my face.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 04, 2016 06:32PM
Quick happiness turns into annoyance. I find a note from the HOA that I'm expected, to appear at a board meeting for noise complaints due to my asshole neighbor. Instead of talking to me, he doesn't have the balls to first approach me about his concerns.
I was hoping an email to the HOA president, explaining my health woes and police calls to my residence, would help avoid this public humiliation. Unfortunately the police can't give him details of their calls, which probably show it was bowel related, and not some wounded pooch being abused.
This is embarrassing. I guess this will be the first monthly HOA meeting about bowels.
I was hoping an email to the HOA president, explaining my health woes and police calls to my residence, would help avoid this public humiliation. Unfortunately the police can't give him details of their calls, which probably show it was bowel related, and not some wounded pooch being abused.
This is embarrassing. I guess this will be the first monthly HOA meeting about bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: March 04, 2016 07:06PM
It's good to be back. My stomach is upset again by American foods. I think the foods in Slovakia are better. Going tomorrow to get a used Daewoo Lanos for $5000. It only has 27000 km on it. I think it's a good deal. Glad to be back in America.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 04, 2016 08:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Quick happiness turns into annoyance. I find a
> note from the HOA that I'm expected, to appear at
> a board meeting for noise complaints due to my
> asshole neighbor. Instead of talking to me, he
> doesn't have the balls to first approach me about
> his concerns.
>
> I was hoping an email to the HOA president,
> explaining my health woes and police calls to my
> residence, would help avoid this public
> humiliation. Unfortunately the police can't give
> him details of their calls, which probably show it
> was bowel related, and not some wounded pooch
> being abused.
>
> This is embarrassing. I guess this will be the
> first monthly HOA meeting about bowels.
HOA's can be rough!
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> Quick happiness turns into annoyance. I find a
> note from the HOA that I'm expected, to appear at
> a board meeting for noise complaints due to my
> asshole neighbor. Instead of talking to me, he
> doesn't have the balls to first approach me about
> his concerns.
>
> I was hoping an email to the HOA president,
> explaining my health woes and police calls to my
> residence, would help avoid this public
> humiliation. Unfortunately the police can't give
> him details of their calls, which probably show it
> was bowel related, and not some wounded pooch
> being abused.
>
> This is embarrassing. I guess this will be the
> first monthly HOA meeting about bowels.
HOA's can be rough!
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dght4
()
Date: March 04, 2016 09:05PM
Mister Brown Wrote:
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> I think the mucous for the night has been
> cultivated properly. Will know more tomorrow as I
> will extract the putrid parts, and make them go
> away for further use.
>
> Earlier someone posted about risk of disease
> transmission by colon mucous. HIV and other tests
> are administered to those whom donate their mucous
> for these tests.
Now if you could just remember to use the right screen name for each of your stupid trolls...
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> I think the mucous for the night has been
> cultivated properly. Will know more tomorrow as I
> will extract the putrid parts, and make them go
> away for further use.
>
> Earlier someone posted about risk of disease
> transmission by colon mucous. HIV and other tests
> are administered to those whom donate their mucous
> for these tests.
Now if you could just remember to use the right screen name for each of your stupid trolls...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
korndog
()
Date: March 05, 2016 03:05AM
corndog pizza is easily digested.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 05, 2016 08:56AM
Good day bib's. Today I am going to fire up my Weber kettle and cook some chicken kabobs. Chunks of boneless,skinless chicken breast with mushrooms, sweet onion, red and yellow peppers and maybe some of those tiny tomatoes all served over jasmine rice. I think that will be a pretty bowel friendly meal.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 05, 2016 09:23AM
Dive that sounds reasonable, and the HOA is the SS. It's so good to hear from you Gordo.
Goulash.
Goulash.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 05, 2016 11:08AM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> It's good to be back. My stomach is upset again by
> American foods. I think the foods in Slovakia are
> better. Going tomorrow to get a used Daewoo Lanos
> for $5000. It only has 27000 km on it. I think
> it's a good deal. Glad to be back in America.
Hi Gordon,
Welcome back to the greatest country on earth. Let me know if you would like suggestions on a board certified GI.
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> It's good to be back. My stomach is upset again by
> American foods. I think the foods in Slovakia are
> better. Going tomorrow to get a used Daewoo Lanos
> for $5000. It only has 27000 km on it. I think
> it's a good deal. Glad to be back in America.
Hi Gordon,
Welcome back to the greatest country on earth. Let me know if you would like suggestions on a board certified GI.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: March 05, 2016 02:30PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
> Hi Gordon,
>
> Welcome back to the greatest country on earth. Let
> me know if you would like suggestions on a board
> certified GI.
Translation:
I'd love to get my thumb up your ass and my hand on your wallet.
> Hi Gordon,
>
> Welcome back to the greatest country on earth. Let
> me know if you would like suggestions on a board
> certified GI.
Translation:
I'd love to get my thumb up your ass and my hand on your wallet.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 05, 2016 06:11PM
It never ceases to amaze me, that anon dick shows his true colors, especially when our friend and brother in bowel Gordo returns. Unreal and a reminder though we must face with our battered bowels and ostracized selves.
My bowels hurt. Earlier I squeezed a shit that bashed them viciously, so I sit with an ice pack on my rectum.
Working on my notes for the HOA. The president refused to meet with me, as I did send electronic correspondence to him about my bowels. If that's not embarrassing enough, now I have to stand in front of hundreds of neighbors, and the board to discuss my asshole third world neighbor who obviously is a shit stirrer.
Thinking about what to say, probably am going to bring a poster of the Bristol Stool Guide and pictures of my monster defecations for my defense.
My bowels hurt. Earlier I squeezed a shit that bashed them viciously, so I sit with an ice pack on my rectum.
Working on my notes for the HOA. The president refused to meet with me, as I did send electronic correspondence to him about my bowels. If that's not embarrassing enough, now I have to stand in front of hundreds of neighbors, and the board to discuss my asshole third world neighbor who obviously is a shit stirrer.
Thinking about what to say, probably am going to bring a poster of the Bristol Stool Guide and pictures of my monster defecations for my defense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 06, 2016 06:41AM
Just had an experience on the throne. A little crying, blood pressure through the roof and I tore the shower curtain.
One of these days I am going to pull an Elvis in my bathroom.
Going to try to get another couple hours of sleep. Hope you guys are doing better than me today.
One of these days I am going to pull an Elvis in my bathroom.
Going to try to get another couple hours of sleep. Hope you guys are doing better than me today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 06, 2016 07:03AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Just had an experience on the throne. A little
> crying, blood pressure through the roof and I tore
> the shower curtain.
>
> One of these days I am going to pull an Elvis in
> my bathroom.
>
> Going to try to get another couple hours of sleep.
> Hope you guys are doing better than me today.
Please don't pull an Elvis Dive Bomber. Whether you'd like your brothers in bowel in your lavoratoty, or midwives consider it done.
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> Just had an experience on the throne. A little
> crying, blood pressure through the roof and I tore
> the shower curtain.
>
> One of these days I am going to pull an Elvis in
> my bathroom.
>
> Going to try to get another couple hours of sleep.
> Hope you guys are doing better than me today.
Please don't pull an Elvis Dive Bomber. Whether you'd like your brothers in bowel in your lavoratoty, or midwives consider it done.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 06, 2016 09:31AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just had an experience on the throne. A little
> > crying, blood pressure through the roof and I
> tore
> > the shower curtain.
> >
> > One of these days I am going to pull an Elvis
> in
> > my bathroom.
> >
> > Going to try to get another couple hours of
> sleep.
> > Hope you guys are doing better than me today.
>
>
> Please don't pull an Elvis Dive Bomber. Whether
> you'd like your brothers in bowel in your
> lavoratoty, or midwives consider it done.
Thanks Brown. Im doing better now. Mrs Dive brought me toasted bagel and orange juice for breakfast in bed. Now she is going to target to get me a new shower curtain. I really don't deserve her, she is so good to me.
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just had an experience on the throne. A little
> > crying, blood pressure through the roof and I
> tore
> > the shower curtain.
> >
> > One of these days I am going to pull an Elvis
> in
> > my bathroom.
> >
> > Going to try to get another couple hours of
> sleep.
> > Hope you guys are doing better than me today.
>
>
> Please don't pull an Elvis Dive Bomber. Whether
> you'd like your brothers in bowel in your
> lavoratoty, or midwives consider it done.
Thanks Brown. Im doing better now. Mrs Dive brought me toasted bagel and orange juice for breakfast in bed. Now she is going to target to get me a new shower curtain. I really don't deserve her, she is so good to me.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 06, 2016 10:17AM
Oh she definitely is a bowel buddy dive. You married very well.
She definitely represents for better or worse, as while your bowels aren't your fault, a lot of women would shrink and not realize the good man who happens to have bad bowels is.
Do you think she could get you a picture frame for the Bristol Stool Guide?
She definitely represents for better or worse, as while your bowels aren't your fault, a lot of women would shrink and not realize the good man who happens to have bad bowels is.
Do you think she could get you a picture frame for the Bristol Stool Guide?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: March 06, 2016 11:36AM
I got the Daewoo Lanos, now to get a job again. Tomorrow that starts, as getting used to America again is not easy. I worry about my problems leading to being abused at work.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 06, 2016 03:17PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> I got the Daewoo Lanos, now to get a job again.
> Tomorrow that starts, as getting used to America
> again is not easy. I worry about my problems
> leading to being abused at work.
Gordon first make an appointment with a GI and psychiatrist.
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> I got the Daewoo Lanos, now to get a job again.
> Tomorrow that starts, as getting used to America
> again is not easy. I worry about my problems
> leading to being abused at work.
Gordon first make an appointment with a GI and psychiatrist.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Jhonny Bravo
()
Date: March 06, 2016 03:36PM
"Imagine"
Imagine there's no IBS
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Shitting every day
Imagine no clogged toilets
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to strain and push for
And no witch hazel too
Imagine all the people
Shitting daily in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll cure us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no bowel doctors
I wonder if you can
No need for a plumber
Total peace on the can
Imagine all the people
Shitting every day
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll cure us
And the world will live as one
Imagine there's no IBS
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Shitting every day
Imagine no clogged toilets
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to strain and push for
And no witch hazel too
Imagine all the people
Shitting daily in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll cure us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no bowel doctors
I wonder if you can
No need for a plumber
Total peace on the can
Imagine all the people
Shitting every day
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll cure us
And the world will live as one
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BEH
()
Date: March 06, 2016 04:07PM
DiveBomber that was touching. It brought mucous to my Schphinkter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 06, 2016 04:17PM
Jhonny Bravo Wrote:
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> "Imagine"
>
>
> Imagine there's no IBS
> It's easy if you try
> No hell below us
> Above us only sky
> Imagine all the people
> Shitting every day
>
> Imagine no clogged toilets
> It isn't hard to do
> Nothing to strain and push for
> And no witch hazel too
> Imagine all the people
> Shitting daily in peace
>
> You may say I'm a dreamer
> But I'm not the only one
> I hope someday you'll cure us
> And the world will be as one
>
> Imagine no bowel doctors
> I wonder if you can
> No need for a plumber
> Total peace on the can
> Imagine all the people
> Shitting every day
>
> You may say I'm a dreamer
> But I'm not the only one
> I hope someday you'll cure us
> And the world will live as one
As I make another inevitable foray of bloodcurdling screams on the groan throne, I thank you for a smile and laugh. Now to bite down on a leather belt.
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> "Imagine"
>
>
> Imagine there's no IBS
> It's easy if you try
> No hell below us
> Above us only sky
> Imagine all the people
> Shitting every day
>
> Imagine no clogged toilets
> It isn't hard to do
> Nothing to strain and push for
> And no witch hazel too
> Imagine all the people
> Shitting daily in peace
>
> You may say I'm a dreamer
> But I'm not the only one
> I hope someday you'll cure us
> And the world will be as one
>
> Imagine no bowel doctors
> I wonder if you can
> No need for a plumber
> Total peace on the can
> Imagine all the people
> Shitting every day
>
> You may say I'm a dreamer
> But I'm not the only one
> I hope someday you'll cure us
> And the world will live as one
As I make another inevitable foray of bloodcurdling screams on the groan throne, I thank you for a smile and laugh. Now to bite down on a leather belt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 07, 2016 10:26AM
Oh man did I drop a bomb at home this morning. Feeling good today, been having 2 or 3 good days a week lately. How is everyone else doing?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: March 07, 2016 08:38PM
My Lanos had to be steam cleaned today. In just a year the cost has gone up a lot. I wish I didn't have this problem.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: March 08, 2016 04:43AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in once again.
5am guys quest to poop in all 23 toilets in the building is one step closer to completion just 2 left to go.
5am guy has been busy at work tonight and was forced to dine at the snack machine in the break room. 5am guy thinks that honey bun and a Charleston chew may not be a healthy lunch decision.
5am guy wishes happy bowels to the bib's
5am guys quest to poop in all 23 toilets in the building is one step closer to completion just 2 left to go.
5am guy has been busy at work tonight and was forced to dine at the snack machine in the break room. 5am guy thinks that honey bun and a Charleston chew may not be a healthy lunch decision.
5am guy wishes happy bowels to the bib's
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: March 08, 2016 10:52AM
Happy bowels to you as well 5 am guy, and all the other BiBs here! Coffee did it's work again this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 08, 2016 02:08PM
My asshole looks like a cave blown out.
Film at 11.
Film at 11.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 08, 2016 04:22PM
I wish that I could be more prepared, but I have a Bristol Stool Guide poster for the HOA meeting tonight, and I'm embarrassed about being exposed as the screaming man. My bowels are affected by this pressure, and while I'll update what happens, my guess is a shitty night.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Deadly combo
()
Date: March 08, 2016 05:31PM
Pics as well BO? With a scale next to the offensive excrement so they know just exactly what you're passing while the blood-curdling screams ring out?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 08, 2016 07:22PM
Deadly combo Wrote:
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> Pics as well BO? With a scale next to the
> offensive excrement so they know just exactly what
> you're passing while the blood-curdling screams
> ring out?
I should soon deadly. While I did win my case in the HOA meeting, I now understand what jews felt like, as they walked off the trains at Auschhwitz.
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> Pics as well BO? With a scale next to the
> offensive excrement so they know just exactly what
> you're passing while the blood-curdling screams
> ring out?
I should soon deadly. While I did win my case in the HOA meeting, I now understand what jews felt like, as they walked off the trains at Auschhwitz.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 08, 2016 07:37PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pics as well BO? With a scale next to the
> > offensive excrement so they know just exactly
> what
> > you're passing while the blood-curdling screams
> > ring out?
>
>
> I should soon deadly. While I did win my case in
> the HOA meeting, I now understand what jews felt
> like, as they walked off the trains at Auschhwitz.
You know brown those HOA types can be a blessing but many times they get a little too territorial. Such is life.
Happy brown trails to you
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> Deadly combo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pics as well BO? With a scale next to the
> > offensive excrement so they know just exactly
> what
> > you're passing while the blood-curdling screams
> > ring out?
>
>
> I should soon deadly. While I did win my case in
> the HOA meeting, I now understand what jews felt
> like, as they walked off the trains at Auschhwitz.
You know brown those HOA types can be a blessing but many times they get a little too territorial. Such is life.
Happy brown trails to you
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mr Thickness
()
Date: March 08, 2016 08:12PM
Look At Her Stunning White Eyes, Her Bowels Are Perfect....Do Not Stare
~SLV~
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~SLV~
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 09, 2016 07:49AM
Stopped up today.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:02AM
Dive good luck. My midwifes are available.
Last night was nothing short of embarrassing. The HOA president is a white trash river rat, and would not allow me to use the Bristol Stool Guide I made efforts to frame, and I had to discuss my bowels condition in front of hundreds. That dot head who complained lost his case, as the board voted I'm in compliance with regulations, but I believe they did this so they'd get my outlandish HOA fees only. None of them cared, it's all about money, whether green or brown.
Last night was nothing short of embarrassing. The HOA president is a white trash river rat, and would not allow me to use the Bristol Stool Guide I made efforts to frame, and I had to discuss my bowels condition in front of hundreds. That dot head who complained lost his case, as the board voted I'm in compliance with regulations, but I believe they did this so they'd get my outlandish HOA fees only. None of them cared, it's all about money, whether green or brown.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:34AM
Sorry to hear you had a hard time with the HOA but at least you won your case brown. We have a HOA also but with 2 to 3 acre lots we have enough distance between the houses that we dont bother the neighbors. Our house goes back on the market in about 10 days. I will have to keep things like that in mind when we move to our downsized home.
I was in the 3rd floor mens room over an hour and missed a meeting that the boss had set up weeks ago. Pretty sure a unpleasnt ass chewing is looming for me. It's a good thing Mrs Dive has a much better paying job than I do as I would not be surprised if I get a pink slip soon. Such is life with cronic bowel trouble.
I was in the 3rd floor mens room over an hour and missed a meeting that the boss had set up weeks ago. Pretty sure a unpleasnt ass chewing is looming for me. It's a good thing Mrs Dive has a much better paying job than I do as I would not be surprised if I get a pink slip soon. Such is life with cronic bowel trouble.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 09, 2016 12:14PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Sorry to hear you had a hard time with the HOA but
> at least you won your case brown. We have a HOA
> also but with 2 to 3 acre lots we have enough
> distance between the houses that we dont bother
> the neighbors. Our house goes back on the market
> in about 10 days. I will have to keep things like
> that in mind when we move to our downsized home.
> I was in the 3rd floor mens room over an hour and
> missed a meeting that the boss had set up weeks
> ago. Pretty sure a unpleasnt ass chewing is
> looming for me. It's a good thing Mrs Dive has a
> much better paying job than I do as I would not be
> surprised if I get a pink slip soon. Such is life
> with cronic bowel trouble.
You are lucky dive, as my townhouse development is full of people with superior bowels.
I wish you the best of luck with your house. That's a stressful time, and I hope you remember to flush, as a realtor doesn't want to display a crime scene.
It's a shame a person with bowels of betrayal, has not started a business employing the bowel trodden. He would understand the need for work stations on groan thrones, and maybe disposable rectal mirrors.
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> Sorry to hear you had a hard time with the HOA but
> at least you won your case brown. We have a HOA
> also but with 2 to 3 acre lots we have enough
> distance between the houses that we dont bother
> the neighbors. Our house goes back on the market
> in about 10 days. I will have to keep things like
> that in mind when we move to our downsized home.
> I was in the 3rd floor mens room over an hour and
> missed a meeting that the boss had set up weeks
> ago. Pretty sure a unpleasnt ass chewing is
> looming for me. It's a good thing Mrs Dive has a
> much better paying job than I do as I would not be
> surprised if I get a pink slip soon. Such is life
> with cronic bowel trouble.
You are lucky dive, as my townhouse development is full of people with superior bowels.
I wish you the best of luck with your house. That's a stressful time, and I hope you remember to flush, as a realtor doesn't want to display a crime scene.
It's a shame a person with bowels of betrayal, has not started a business employing the bowel trodden. He would understand the need for work stations on groan thrones, and maybe disposable rectal mirrors.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 09, 2016 12:48PM
A case of Bud light and steak and cheese. Why do I do this?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:36PM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> A case of Bud light and steak and cheese. Why do I
> do this?
Because you are a mental midget.
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> A case of Bud light and steak and cheese. Why do I
> do this?
Because you are a mental midget.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Black Underwear
()
Date: March 09, 2016 05:03PM
Fuck you BEH!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Gordorsky
()
Date: March 09, 2016 06:39PM
I did not get a job today. Went to a job fair. Had explosive diarrhea. Might as well wear Mister Poopy Pants sign
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 09, 2016 08:05PM
Gordorsky Wrote:
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> I did not get a job today. Went to a job fair. Had
> explosive diarrhea. Might as well wear Mister
> Poopy Pants sign
Tonight I sit on the groan throne, waiting for the inevitable launch of a mid sized sedan.
Gordo it's just one day. Just one day. Clean yourself up and get ready for success!
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> I did not get a job today. Went to a job fair. Had
> explosive diarrhea. Might as well wear Mister
> Poopy Pants sign
Tonight I sit on the groan throne, waiting for the inevitable launch of a mid sized sedan.
Gordo it's just one day. Just one day. Clean yourself up and get ready for success!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5 am guy
()
Date: March 10, 2016 04:54AM
Hi All! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guys groan throne quest is nearly complete. 5am guy has to do a little finagling to gain access to the buildings final groan throne in the boiler room on the bottom floor. Once 5am guy takes a dump down there it will make a perfect score of 23 out of 23.
5am guy would like to issue a official brown alert! 5am guy does NOT recommend the $3.49 steak and cheese melt from 7-11. 5am guy ate one of those things along with a bag of chili-cheese fritos and a super big gulp a few hours ago and it is a good thing 5am guy works alone because 5am guys butt bazooka has been going off like crazy!
5am guy would like to issue a official brown alert! 5am guy does NOT recommend the $3.49 steak and cheese melt from 7-11. 5am guy ate one of those things along with a bag of chili-cheese fritos and a super big gulp a few hours ago and it is a good thing 5am guy works alone because 5am guys butt bazooka has been going off like crazy!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 10, 2016 06:53AM
I'm proud of you 5 am. I wish you success on your courageous brown mission, and I could not agree with you more about that food choice.
Eating that will definitely result in either a basketball or what appears to be canned dog food thrown everywhere.
Going to hit the groan throne with an anchor, as this is going to hurt.
Eating that will definitely result in either a basketball or what appears to be canned dog food thrown everywhere.
Going to hit the groan throne with an anchor, as this is going to hurt.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 10, 2016 12:02PM
Amazing how bad that one hurt. The midwives did a good job of encouragement, but my rectal mirror and toilet paper show bleeding.
I feel as if I should get congrats on your new arrival cards, along with some cigars.
I feel as if I should get congrats on your new arrival cards, along with some cigars.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage
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Date: March 10, 2016 02:18PM
Good reading guys. It's been awhile but you have my respect.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: March 10, 2016 02:57PM
So my bowels caused me to miss a meeting yesterday and I got called in the bosses office today. To my surprise it was just a bitch session with no formal write up on my lack of performance.
I was thinking that our leader brown onion would have whipped out a bristol stool chart and explained the situation if he had been in my place. I could not help but chuckle as that thought went through my mind. Tbe boss said "do you find this amusing?" I responded "no sir"
I was thinking that our leader brown onion would have whipped out a bristol stool chart and explained the situation if he had been in my place. I could not help but chuckle as that thought went through my mind. Tbe boss said "do you find this amusing?" I responded "no sir"
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 10, 2016 03:13PM
Miscave appreciate your being a bowel buddy. I'd shake your hand, but you know where they've been. The bleeding continues. It's itchy and uncomfortable.
Dive your boss is truly an asshole. Might as well stamp "superior bowels" on his forehead.
It would be an honor to educate him, try to at least make him a lukewarm bowel buddy, as the Bristol stool guide and information about his colon would help him perhaps. Sometimes when people learn more about their bowels, they respect their bowels even more. Please let me know
Dive your boss is truly an asshole. Might as well stamp "superior bowels" on his forehead.
It would be an honor to educate him, try to at least make him a lukewarm bowel buddy, as the Bristol stool guide and information about his colon would help him perhaps. Sometimes when people learn more about their bowels, they respect their bowels even more. Please let me know
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
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Date: March 10, 2016 05:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Miscave appreciate your being a bowel buddy. I'd
> shake your hand, but you know where they've been.
> The bleeding continues. It's itchy and
> uncomfortable.
>
> Dive your boss is truly an asshole. Might as well
> stamp "superior bowels" on his forehead.
>
> It would be an honor to educate him, try to at
> least make him a lukewarm bowel buddy, as the
> Bristol stool guide and information about his
> colon would help him perhaps. Sometimes when
> people learn more about their bowels, they respect
> their bowels even more. Please let me know
Thanks for the offer brown. My boss is not worth the effort. I have a pension from my previous job and Mrs Dive gets us high quality health insurance from her job so I can quit whenever I want.
Im quite sure my boss drops a number four with ease whenever he wants so he has no idea what the brown trodden go through. I would love to take a dump in his Mercedes on a hot summer day.
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> Miscave appreciate your being a bowel buddy. I'd
> shake your hand, but you know where they've been.
> The bleeding continues. It's itchy and
> uncomfortable.
>
> Dive your boss is truly an asshole. Might as well
> stamp "superior bowels" on his forehead.
>
> It would be an honor to educate him, try to at
> least make him a lukewarm bowel buddy, as the
> Bristol stool guide and information about his
> colon would help him perhaps. Sometimes when
> people learn more about their bowels, they respect
> their bowels even more. Please let me know
Thanks for the offer brown. My boss is not worth the effort. I have a pension from my previous job and Mrs Dive gets us high quality health insurance from her job so I can quit whenever I want.
Im quite sure my boss drops a number four with ease whenever he wants so he has no idea what the brown trodden go through. I would love to take a dump in his Mercedes on a hot summer day.